#whoch is insane

[ser4fhim]

going to explode what the fuck!!!!!!

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

Hey new way of drawing slime in my math notebook

[emily-loml]

Saw a post about continuity errors in criminal minds and it made me think of Penelope and the two that annoy me the mosttt

Derek not knowing her name when she's first working in the bau even though he was there when she was first hired ??? To further that Spencer with his eidetic memory also didn't remember her name?? Which led to Derek calling her baby girl for the first time

WHERE THE FUCK DOES HER LAST NAME COME FROM !!?? Earlier seasons she says it's from her foster family who took her in. She even says it to Luke when he goes "so Garcia that come from the long line of white blonde Garcia's I don't know?" And she retorts with "actually it's from the very nice family who took me in after my parents died when I was a teenager"

BUT THEN LATER ON IN AN EPISODE ABOUT HER PARENTS they tell us that Garcia is her stepdads name like which one is it!!???

[always-a-joyful-note]

I think one of the most insane Re:vale things is how they somehow managed to create a compelling dynamic for both old and new Re:vale. Maybe it's because I'm in a small circle but what other fandoms can boast loving an old version and new version equally while being narratively satisfied with how the old version ended?

[s0lar-ch3ri]

cant write tonight cause eepy but

the "unborn kings" are those who already died in the black sea

explanation coming tmr

[harrypottertrack23]

The Marauders concert tour

[altruistic-meme]

anyway tonight was definitely a ROUGH night for us at trivia and yet we still managed 3rd place and i account that to yall bc my ass doesn't know SHIT about JJR Tolkien aside from his full name and also apparently The Silmarillion

[badnew2005]

we could tell a love story for the ages. a gay, gay-ass love story. i hate you !!!!

[motor-city-selfryed]

i hate having so many ideas that it makes me more and more less likely to actually execute one of those ideas

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Vaggie: Alastor can you watch the eggs their being....eggs and I have to- just take them off my hands

Alastor: ooo i certainly will....

Vaggie:.....in a peaceful manner. Alastor.

Alastor: mmm well that's less fun, also why should I watch them?

Vaggie: well you're going to some meeting and I have to help charlie-

Alastor: didn't she excuse you from your duties for today?

Vaggie:...why would she- why would I ask for that??

Alastor: why, you have to come to this meeting to my dear!

Vaggie: no I dont?? It's an overlord meeting I'm not an overlord-

Alastor: but you are!

Vaggie: if anything charlie should probably be going with you rather then me- what what??

Alastor: I'll explain on the way! *just fucking leaves*

Vaggie: wha- alastor! Alastor I swear to the lord you better explain!

Alastor: hmmm, well you're an overlord my dear I don't think there's anything else TO explain

Vaggie: right...but I'm NOT an overlord??

Alastor: I beg to differ, I knew there was something off about you but couldn't place it until Charlie said something

Vaggie: Charlie- what does- okay you know what? You're insane. I'm going to go talk to Charlie myself!

Alastor grabs her shirt collar like a kitten: ah-ah-ah you have a meeting to attend my dear! It's be bad manners if you skipped it, whoch I suppose you've been skipping them for the past 5 or so years?

Vaggie: No, I haven't! and let go of my you asshole!

Alastor: hmmm no I don't think I will~ come on now! We're already half way there!

Vaggie: ugh, at least tell me how you and xharlie think I'm an overlord- which I'm NOT by the way!

Alastor: well...do you remember that sinner you saved? The one you had a slat with and ended uo teaching self defense?

Vaggie: how do you-....ah, charlie- what does that have to do with anything??

Alastor radio noise of displeasure: well, APPARENTLY they told more demons, you DO remember the large influx of demons who came to you right?

Vaggie: I.....I um....yeah....

Alastor: well they said they owed you 'favors' correct?

Vaggie:....fuck.

Alastor: they gave you their souls until said favor is called upon! You not using it has apparently given you the reputation of a very lenient overlord, a defensive and protective one at that! So more people cane to you, you trianed them in defense and most gave you their souls so you could call upon them for a favor at a time of your choosing!

Vaggie: going through the 5 stages of grief trying to process it all

Alastor: On top of that, the other overlords seem to be threatened by the fact you have so many souls and demons going to you WILLINGLY, you not showing up to meetings and beong little morningstars girlfriend doesnt help that either!So this will be a fun first meeting~

Vaggie: no no no no no nope! Alastor, you let me go right this second! I am not- no! Alastor! Alastor!!!

Zestial: Alastor and...oh the defensive Overlord nice to meet you again nd to finally meet you

Vaggie: ¿¡Quién diablos es esta araña joder!? (Who the hell is this spider fuck!?)

Part 1 | Part 2(here!!) | Part 3

[potatounicoorn]

Teen titans band AU expect they are a metal band and still superheroes

It starts when they end up out of money and they need to get some new gear (dont ask how they are out of money)

So logically the teenagers they are, they end up figuring out that a great way for getting lots of money would be a music career

Because what teenager group hasnt formed a band at one point or another?

And while they examine what music they could do Donna has the brightest idea

She had been on a mission with Diana and somehow at some point they end up in a heavy metal concert crowd

Donna got some dudes beer dunked on her, she ended up in a middle of a moshpit and more fun

And later she is cleaning herself up in the bathroom and this set of the coolest girls she has seen come and congratulate her on her metal concert baptism

So now the fab five end up forming a metal band

And like your average metal band, Donna ends up being the singer

(Turns out amazonian war cry's make great music with some intrumentals)

Shes your average "you hear a great song with amazing growling, and then your dad drops some band lore and oh the singer is a woman what, tahts cool af"

She can switch suprisingly great with the growling, screaming and singing with the voice of angel in your local childrens church choir

Wally can hit drums like no other (superspeed lets goo)

Garth ends up with a guitar and Roy with a bass

And Dick is one of the "I know how to play the most random set of instruments known to man" aka he plays everything from cello to bag pipe and chruch organ to kantele

Most of their songs end up being nonsense sentences in ancient amazonian, atlantean and anything thats not english and propably not known by your average guy

At first their band doesnt really hit off, they get a few tiny gigs here and there and most of their listeners are their friends and family

And then they end up crashing in some no where town in North Finland during peak winter low degrees

And they need someplace for warmth and food so they end up at some local pub

Turns out the pub was supposed to host a concert but the artist never showed up so now they have a house full of disappointed metal heads

So the titans take their chance because "hey they give us free food for performing! And a gig is a gig!! :D"

And it goes fairly good! People are enjoying the music and mostly people are having fun, maybe some people even take up their band name for later listening

Until Roy notices a tracker device or smth in Donna's neck, and "oh shit it must be the bad guys from the earlier fight shit shit"

So he just swooshes the bass with full force at Donna, because the tracker needs to break and Donna can handle it she got amazonian strenght and all that

Expect they are not, you know, actually in their hero outfits at the moment but instead in some random clothes they found at lost item box because identity and all that

And the crowd just stares in horror as the random basist just smashes the bass at the poor singer

Like that much force will kill anyone!!

And

She just

Keeps singing?

Wtf

They quickly end the song and reasure the crowd and fly off

But some dude got it all on video

So next morning they wake up, and oh would you look at that! Our band is a massive hit!

Turns our doing insane stuff is the key to charm an audience!

And now they get concerts everywhere and a large insanely fast growing fan base

Because their band end up being the most mystical thing known to man

They keep the putfits they got from the lost box

Add some sick ass prosthetics masks whoch decipt some unnamed horror creatures (inspired by some villains they fought (look up Lordi for example))

Their music videos are the ultimate metal stereotype of "go into the woods and you will find a metal band there every other meter" expect the extreme version

Because they got missions all over and end up in the most random places

So all their music videos are homemade with a phonecamera while they are in the middle of Siperia or amazon rainforest, Sahara desert, himalaya, a volcano, a Thailand cave system, every single world wonder and so on

Not to even speak of their concerts

They are one of the few bands who can truly say they did a world tour

Because sometimes they do one in NYC and the next day they are at some unmapped island near New zealand

And the insanity of their concerts do not end with the smashed bass at Donnas neck no

There are even more smashed instruments at Donna, lots of things on fire, a world record at fastest drumming, Batman in a corner, dude who seems like he is flying doing flips and tricks of the hall roof, the bassist throwing all sort of stuff with insane accuraty, the guitarist crowd surfing once when it rained expect he was standing??, and so on and on

Sometimes the bassist also ends up playing for Black canary

They have no social media, no nothing, they just drop their music and appear in random places to have a concert

Sometimes the band is months without doing anything and just seemingly disappear from the face of Earth completely

And suddenly there are four new peiple joining the band, who is apparently anm extra choir

And seemingly no one in the band even knows who plays what where and how because why do the band members seem to keep changing???

Everyone is just holding their breaths following this absolute insanity of a band just waiting for the day they make a document of all the stuff thats happened in the background away from cameras

Its the most avaited lore drop of the century

But no, no one will ever just explain anything, they just go on and on, sometimes they disappear for years on time and appear with a new set of people

Sure why not

Its titled as the biggest mystery of the music industry

And so it remains

[poopscooplala]

anyone upset abt macdennis not being canon confuses me.

the whole point of this ship is that its already canon just not in an explicit way - and thats where the comedy of macden moments comes from.

the absolute insanity of frank v russia is funny. dennis convincing himself and mac that remote controlling anal beads up his ass is not gay and for a trivial thing such as getting mac out of the apartment is absurd. the viewer sees this absurdity and finds it funny.

thats been the gist of macden throughout all these seasons. every moment with them is romantic or sexual in some way but its not acknowledged by themselves and thats whats humorous about their dynamic.

not to say that them going farther with it would be wrong or unfunny, i mean we literally know that dennis put his balls in macs mouth ehile he slept and practically controlled his masturbation with anal beans whoch is all objectively gay but played off because these are insane people and its funny that way. them having sex wouldnt even be a shock to me and it could for sure just be played off in a funny way and not ruin any dynamic or the comedy of the show.

explorations of their dynamic and their respective mentalities regarding each other without the goal of making a funny show can be easily found in fanfiction or headcannon posts. and to me that is much more cathartic to read than a relationship on screen. i mean the waitress and charlie sleeping together wasnt funny to me and i dont want a repeat of that. i do think that a kiss could be done without humourous intent like in gang tends bar with the rocket launcher, but i dont see macden kissing as the same as making them be in an explicit relationship like maureen and dennis were for example.

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Oh goddddd I didn't do that dialogue option before now but, when Steve knocks to his room the first time Jarod says it could be a cop and they're looking for missing teens. And I just now picked "I'm not missing" and he's like "not yet anyway" insane

Ohhhh god I got the motel scene everyone stay calm <- will never have a normal reaction to this scene

[sirensea14]

Now listen 'ere partner, I'mma need that list or mayhem songs 🤠 also I'd love to know more, I've always loved weird ships that come out of nowhere with little to no possibility of it even being considered ( evident by my Marcus x cup ship, I actually don't know where that one came from) and I always love learning about them and why they happened :33

Wait-wait-wait--WHAT??!! SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERES SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO SHIPS MARCUS AND CUPHEAD? 😨 Now thats... quite cursed... didnt even know that exists...

But anyway here's the songs with some explanation

Bendy songs:

Instruments of Cyanide (DAGames)

My favorite bendy song, i had different versions of this song as an animatic for inky mystery (i want to animate it but i dont have enough skills to do it yet and its quite long) but there's this one particular version in my head where in WitchBrew was singing chorus 1, Mayhem and Not-Cup had their hands as if spinning the cog with Cuphead and Holly on it.

This is the art for it.

Behind the curtain (squigglydigg)

(Watch the mv first so u can get what im saying lol)This one is where Cuphead is henry and alice angel was holly-turning-to-mayhem. Mayhem taunts cuphead about the fact that he didnt manage to save holly from the cog

Alice's Tango (You will be mine) by chi chi

Literally just Mayhem dancing tango with Not-cup. He might be newly possessed since i imagined this with him having a bitter expression. (Compared to the art ones where he is smiling af lol) But yea, but him frowning or smiling and dancing with mayhem is still him dancing with mayhem, no matter whoch expression you or i choose lol

All eyes on me (squigglydigg's verison)

I love the og one, Or3o's version, but the og one's for sarah, it had some sweet evil girl tone in it. Whereas Squigglydigg's ver had Alice with a kind of that evil woman voice which is suiting mayhem. Its about her capturing the questers, tying them to a chair and make them watch her sing as they show her that they suppressed her from the cog. Cuphead manages to escape (Oh no no no no babe, hey!;- this is the part of the song where she caught cuphead loose from his ties) and i then she becomes insane as she sing and captures him back while pointing at him, blaming him for uhh everything...? *shrugs* lol

Are you proud of me now? (DAGames)

Ah yes, also one of my favorite songs. This is about holly and cuphead pulling the cog in replacement of audrey and the ink machine in DAGames mv. They bury the pressure that is put on them the the bg figures (Holly: bendy, fanny and cuphead. Cuphead: vicious,fanny, holly and mayhem) and then Mayhem is trying to pull Cuphead into madness when a memory ball revealed that holly is mayhem that is fully influenced by the cog. Cuphead back steps as mayhem is trying to get at him.

Lemme tell ya bud, giving this into detail is quite hard, but i told ya this the best that i can

Now onto the non-bendy songs!

Show yourself (frozen 2)

Hehe, quite weird to see a disney song here eh? XD but basically, this song is about Holly discovering the powers of the cog and some runes in some kind of old hidden Micco Cave. She followed the light where it leads her to Lukahd singing her and transforming her into Mayhem. The questers appeared at the end of the song and Mayhem raind down a cloud of runes she summoned. Cuphead was left flabbergasted at what happened. Alice's angel runes and bendy's demon magic protects them from the attack.

A sad song (we the kings)

This one is based from the Gala heartbreak. Holly goes into full mayhem which makes cuphead heartbroken as she shows bloodlust. But we also get to see Holly's pov which is cuphead laugh off and having fun with fanny and walking away from her as they talk.

And heres the most heartbreaking part; mayhem holds cuphead in a chokehold with her magic as she floats on her broom. Cuphead looks at her with teary eyes, but Mayhem showed no remorse. She was smiling ear to ear as she watched him in pain. Her memory of being holly and messing with the jokester cuphead is vanishing. She chose to ignore those aching memories because of the pain he caused.

Enchanted (taylor swift)

Aint a swiftie but ngl this song is amazing. Perfect for colly heartbreak. Again, this is based from the gala. Also goes along with the storyline of A Sad Song. But this is more on holly's pov tho. This also includes some moments from the gala, when she spied on the cupbros (cuphead hung her on a tree) etc. and then shifts to mayhem attacking cuphead with regrets carved on his glassy eyes.

All of this is kinda hard to get into detail, i tried my best and thats it. Hope u understand my explanations😅

Meanwhile, heres a WitchBrew song but them in a fight:

Devil's Gambit (fnf: indie cross)

Yes, you read that right, an fnf song XD

This one's cool cuz i imagine Notcup having a bit of characteristics from Nightmare Cuphead's form (indie cross).

Kind of like this.

I imagine him assisting Mayhem of defeating the Questers cuz they were on a hunt for them during the song. Mayhem unleashing her most horrifying abilities and Cuphead shooting blazing hot pink bullets. He still has all of the potion bullets like the chaser, lobber and peashooter etc, its just in pink.

Or possibly theyre fighting sarah, instrument boris and the night terror cuz sarah considered mayhem (and possibly notcup) as anomalies.

Welp, i think ive got it all covered up lol. A LOT was running in my head back then when i was a silent fan.

Holy cuss its 11:30 pm XD i should wash myself now cuz its getting quite late (imstillnotsleepyhelpandimhungry)

Im still wondering how tf did someone got the nerve to ship marcus and cuphead💀

[themanbexl]

You saying leah has been awful is so refreshing like everyone I've seen is slagging Jonas off and yeah that's valid but our players aren't playing well. Leah, Lotte, Beth, Alessia, Stina have just been lacking so much and Kim and Lia in midfield are starting to look tired. Mariona, Caitlin and Katie are carrying us right now. Our strikers cannot finish to save their lives, our midfielders lack the attack and our defenders just aren't keeping their heads in the game. I've also not seen anything from Daphne to suggest she should be started over Manu. Something has got to give

Thanks I'm just being honest about what I see.

In terms of goalkeeping I think that is definitely more to do with rotation than anything else but DVD brings different GK qualities compared to Manu and I am by no means a Manu defender because that woman drives me insane but I think that with that position it is just rotation especiallywith CL but then again who knows at this point, i do think DVD is better at making those diving saves comparedto Manu who tends to freeze up whoch draws criticism even if the shot is unstoppable you have to try and she doesn't.

Lia and kim imo only one of them should be starting at any one time especially since lia is only just back from injury she's going to get injured again at this rate and kim struggled with injuries last season as well it's not worth risking their health because he doesn't know how to utilise his bench.

Our strikers are shockingly bad at the moment I have no words or explanations as to why apart from it has to be coaching because for country they score and are good players but for club they are terrible at the moment.

I would add Codina into the ones who have been carrying us alongside the ones you mentioned since she's been better than both Leah and Lotte lately and imo the Leah/Lotte pairing doesn't work and we look better when we play one or the other alongside Codina.

All in all I agree with you our entire team is Ass right now and something needs to change preferably the whole coaching staff at this point especially you Jonas and Kelly Smith

[saaraofthesand]

Sarah!! Hi! Whats your nightmare bsd character group for if you went on a roadtrip? Like whoch group of characters would drive you insane of you stayed in a car w them for an extended period of time

Hi Ely!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Okay,

Dazai. Easily. I guarantee I would not last. I would murder him and bury him in rural Kansas.

Fyodor. He’s so pretentious. I would 100% deck him and abandon him in a bayou full of alligators in Louisiana. Like that little Russian boy would not last in the American South.

Nathanial. I was raised too Catholic to put up with his puritanical bullshit for any amount of time. I think we’d actually get in theological arguments that would end with me saying something like, “Well, your bible is abridged so suck it” before I dropped him off at a Catholic Cathedral with no way home. I’m never more Catholic than when Protestants are involved.

Fitzgerald. He’s a capitalist, so you KNOW we aren’t getting along. I’d ditch him in Utah with the Mormons.

Shirase. He’s just annoying. His “I’m the king” shit would definitely be the reason I would leave him at a gas station in East Texas.