#who woulda guessed 🙄

[2pen2wildfire]

This AI image from my sister's missionary email is disturbing me actually. I mean 1) AI sucks but 2) this is just so disrespectful to Moana's Polynesian culture. Dear god Mormons are so entitled 🙄

[iamred-iamyellow]

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ Barça Boy

♥ masterlist

♥ pairing: pablo gavi x fem!driver!sainz!reader

♥ synopsis: for as long as you can remember your older brother carlos sainz has been a loyal fan of the football team real madrid. you were an f2 driver who never took your mind off of your own sport; that was until carlos brought you to a barcelona v real madrid game and you fell for a player on the opposing team.

♥ smau - none of the pictures are mine

♥ warnings: swearing and hate comments !!!

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yourusername I've been kidnapped (not clickbait)

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carlossainz55 I'm literally taking you to a madrid game

yourusername exactly 😔

user60 you should be greatful

user60 I'd kill to have those tickets

user71 she's always so ungrateful 🙄

user80 celebrities that don't know anything about the sport getting shit for free pisses me off

user6 @/user80 pretty sure Carlos payed for the two of their tickets but go off

user56 @/user80 not sure she even counts as a 'celebrity'

user7 NEED me some sombas

user8 im obsessed with their dynamic

user2 the sainz siblings >>>

landonorris @/carlossainz55 take me with you next time

user5 aww carlando dates

user3 gonna need a carlando football landolog asap

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"Could you at least pretend like you're watching?" Carlos said, gazing at you as you scrolled through your phone.

You clicked the device off and slid it into your pocket.

"I'm sorry Carlos I'm just not really as interested in this as you are..." you paused. "I mean if I want to make it into F1 I gotta train right? I should be on the sim right now."

"C'mon," he groaned. "You're a Sainz, of course you're going to make it. Relax a little. Enjoy the game, please?"

You rubbed your eyes and sighed, "I'll try."

You crossed your arms and watched the game unfold. One of the Barcelona players scored a goal and went sprinting past you into a knee slide. He really caught your eye and you couldn't help but watch him the rest of the match.

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carlossainz55 up for adoption: Y/n. Formula 2 driver and FC Barcelona apologist. Former Sainz.

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fcbarcelona we'll adopt you y/n

yourusername do I get a kit?

pablogavi you can have one of mine

yourusername @/pablogavi 🤭

user9 THE @ IS CRAZY

carlossainz55 😐

user7 GAVIIIII

user5 find yourself a man who will love you even when you wear sunglasses with hot sauce (possibly ketchup?) bottles on them

user8 former sainz 😭

user12 "barcelona apologist" 💀

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yourusername I guess I'm a culer now. thanks for the kit @/pablogavi it fits perfectly 😘

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pablogavi look who I found

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user6 carlos’ face 😭

user50 thought you were “too busy” for football 😐

user61 no way gavi is settling for her

user2 no bc she’s so pretty 😍

user9 they’re literally the cutest couple

user1 those family reunions are gonna be awkward tho lmao

prema_team its good to see you gavi :)

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user12 he’s my favorite wag

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yourusername signed a contract with ferrari next season. I’ll see you on the grid big bro @/carlossainz55

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pablogavi estoy orgulloso de ti hermosa (I'm proud of you beautiful)

yourusername gracias mi amor

user7 so cute 🥹

user8 if I knew thirsting over him on main worked I woulda tried it years ago 😔

user6 madridista v culer war ferrari edition

user10 “my girlfriend is hotter than you” true 🤷‍♀️

carlossainz55 congrats or whatever

yourusername you know you love me

[stxrrnightjxr]

Day + night 1 of Marauder’s hunger games sim. ‼️‼️

The first day and night of my marauder’s hunger games simulator…. Hope this goes good‼️‼️ (it probably won’t, but oh well)

Okay, first off: the bloodbath. Mulciber already has killed Dorcas😔 and Marlene???? Thought you were better than this 😭

Poor Ted, at least he’ll be with Andromeda I guess 😭😭 but YES REGGIE‼️‼️scare that guy‼️‼️ and Sirius and Pandora… odd alliance but I’ll take it. (His brother’s best friend 🙄 who would ever do that)

Severus runs away without getting anything (I mean what more can you expect from a coward like him) (certified Snape-hater can you tell)

Evan, Remus, Mary, James, Bellatrix, Lily, Narcissa, and Peter get what they can and run.

Barty, like the risk-taker he is, stays at the cornucopia.

YES MARLENE‼️you get those death eaters‼️‼️ Maybe you’ve redeemed yourself from killing andromeda 🤗 Remus being everyone’s favourite, and the Blacks teaming up!!!

Rosekillerchaser confirmed 🫵🤨 (Reggie’s just off in his own world 😭) and Bellatrix.. thanks…? I’ve got the feeling she’s gonna come back to haunt me for that

The nargles must’ve surprised her 😔

Isn’t he always?? Smh

Good job Peter I suppose 😭

Night #1‼️‼️

Marlene… what are you doing 😭😭😭 bro just killed their friend/brother and now she’s singing songs with them what the freak‼️

We love a self sufficient queen u go Narcissa

Peter what r u gonna do with that iPad … watch ‘how to survive the arena no glue no borax’ on YT kids??

Bro is so dramatic and for what 🙄 smh (to be honest I woulda done that to, were I in his position)

Good job I guess, Snivellus 🙄🙄🙄

Yayyy!!!! Peace‼️‼️

Lily girl I mean nice but what have u been doin

Bellatrix 💪

Reg is so me‼️‼️‼️

[americankimchi]

even though i'm tagging for spoilers, i'm still going to do a read-more cut just in case for maximum coverage. be aware, below contains MASSIVE spoilers for the endgame content of dragon age: the veilguard. read at your own discretion 👍

not exactly verbatim bc i didn't screenshot the lines as they were happening but:

"the veil wont fall by my hands"

"i'm giving you the ritual dagger to kill elgar'nan. i can think of no better person to give this to"

i swear if this game doesn't give me the option to throw the dagger away or kill my rook off with it instead of tearing down the veil like solas wants my rook to i'm going to be pissed. the amount of agency that has been stripped from me during this endgame has been absolutely wild 💀

my chief complaints:

"regret is a lock that can contain even a god" or whatever his line was. the thing is. my rook doesn't regret those deaths. hello he's a grey warden. in death, sacrifice motherfucker those aren't just meaningless words!! he's not going to disrespect the deaths of his companions by. checks notes. releasing yet another threat onto the world they died to save!! my rook would've stabbed HIMSELF before letting solas back out tf?? who the hell is regretting anything motherfucker killing ghilan'nain was A MASSIVE W FOR THE TEAM. LIKE YEAH PEOPLE DIED BUT WE ALL KNEW WHAT WE WERE SIGNING UP FOR 💀💀 like my rook romanced lucanis, and it looked like lucanis was dead. i was fully prepared to accept that loss and move on. it would've been a wonderful addition to the narrative. and then. well. that fuckass sequence where solas was like "YOU REGRET YOUR FRIENDS DYING SOOOOO MUCH DON'T YOU" like. NOT REALLY BRO..... IT WAS A NOBLE SACRIFICE. THAT THEY WILLINGLY OPTED INTO. NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT SOLAS 🙄🙄

rook not immediately clocking solas for the traitorous scoundrel he is thru his wordplay. emphasizing that HE (solas) wouldn't be the one to tear down the veil. hey guess who's been an extremely recent victim of mind-altering spellcraft via blood magic by the very person standing in front of you!! who is also holding THE RITUAL DAGGER SOLAS JUST GAVE HIM!! three guesses who and the first two don't count!!

the ritual dagger. solas's insistence that only rook can deal the final blow. okay why just rook. could it be because rook is the only one whose mind you've got your slimy little fingers all over 🙄

anywaysssss if i don't have the option to avoid the "manipulated to tear down the veil because well SOLAS wasn't gonna do it!! he kept his promise!!!" ugh c'mon man. at least give me the choice :(

origins woulda let my ass die fr. LET ME KILL OFF MY ROOK FOR THE CAUSE (PISSING SOLAS OFF)

MY ROOK WOULD GLADLY DIE FOR IT. HE'S A WARDEN, THEY KNOW ABOUT DYING TO GET THE JOB DONE!!!!!!

[justlarkin]

This is just insult to injury. They ostracized him from everybody else, constantly talked shit about him, and then topped it off with killing him with a lightning bolt. Now they're like, "Oh shit, I guess that guy was actually necessary and not some weird freak. Who woulda thunk?" Oh, piss off.

Heyokas can function like mirrors, so whatever you're feeling or the issues you're facing will be reflected back through them. That's why I'm going to assume that Heyoka was directing his contrarian loner behavior at Wakan Tanka to show that Wakan had no friends or bitches and that he was actually lonely AF.

"Ah, eto... Bleh!"

"Face the consequences of your actions. You gave me memtal illness." Wakan seeking out Heyoka to show that he's an actual person with feelings now like a proud dog with a big stick.

He wants to fuck so badly, omg 🙄🙄🙄 Fine. I guess I'll oblige.

[sorrel-minis]

So my working theory with Welcome Home is that the Puppets were exploited for their charming appearances by a bunch of human bigwigs. The neighbors were cute and cuddly, which is marketable! But they were also queer and neurodivergent and all sorts of other things that made the human staff look at them with disdain. Y'know, since it's the 70s and the dudes in charge woulda been older men in there 50s and up.

Tw: theory got some abelism, anti queer attitudes, and narcissist based trauma and the cut so warning

I'm thinking the neighborhood has a Toontown situation going on (but with like puppets, and it managed to stay a secret for decades). Some humans discovered it in the colonizer sense and started talking up a storm to these little dudes about fame and fortune (but being hush hush about the cheap penny payment they'd give our puppet protags, and how they'd have to keep their lifestyles and mannerisms on the downlow y'know. That fine print is a bitch). Once the humans got em to believe that, the scuzzballs then convinced the puppet pals to form the neighborhood as we know it now: secluded from other puppets, far from family and friends. Y'know. Real narcissistic type behavior that only a real slime would know how to pull off. Isolate and cut them off from anyone who could see through the bullshit. Convince the puppets that anyone who says the human staff is bad news is just jealous of their fame or trying to clip their wings! If any of the neighbors object or try to ask more questions, just turn the blame around! Convince the puppets they're being unkind and ungrateful! Threaten to hurt yourself! Bring up how badly they're hurting you! Yell if you need to! Repeat as many times as you need until you've got puppets with broken spirits who'll just go along with whatever you say.

Once the black ooze/mold/ whatever started forming in Home (either it was dumped or it's just a natural forming thing) Home and Wally tried to speak up but the humans were all like "ugh you puppets will complain about anything 🙄"

And Wally is like "Okay but seriously this is making me sick please help"

And the humans were all "Ugh it's not even that bad. You people and your made up problems! Just keep making the show! That's the problem with these types! Give em an inch and they take a mile!!!"

Wally started clamming up more about it cuz honestly these guys get terrifying when they're mad.

But it got worse and worse and more concerning. Humans kept being all "Ugh! You think YOU'VE got it bad?!" And eventually Wally just stopped trying to speak up. Dude even started feeling guilty and bad and like he was lazy, so he just lived in these worsening conditions, much to the detriment of his health. The other puppets even grew concerned.

The humans finally took note and were either like "sucks to suck, but w can't do this show anymore with him looking like...that..." Or "This stuff is hurting the important human staff! Why didn't you say it could do that! We can't work here anymore! It's too dangerous!" Or something and just peaced out (maybe giving Wally two aspirins as a courtesy). They may have even tried to create a barrier between puppet town USA there and wherever they were. I'm guessing either to prevent the spread of the illness to more staff, or so no puppets will come up begging for help cuz think of the publicity scandal!!! And also mangled puppets???? Ew.

Fast forward to now. Wally's health has seriously declined over the years, and his friends are trying to just include him and keep him happy in these uncertain times. Being real pals, y'know? Heck, they might even be aware of the spread of whatever the thing is and be terrified themselves, but just continue to live life as though everything is fine. Plus, they've all got the burden of that unspoken trauma, they've lost all contact with other family and friends (and are worried about spreading the ick to them anyway), and are just trying to repress as many uncomfortable unhappy feelings as they can. That chapter is done. It was bad. In the spirit of the 70s, let's all pretend everything is always okay and we're all fine!!!

Wally or Home on the other hand has finally found a way to get contact outside of the neighborhood for help.

Sending out messages and info to anyone who will listen, hoping SOMEONE will bring justice down on the humans that used them. Wally's whole "Let me in" thing might literally be him trying to get into the human part of the place. The neighborhood doesn't have puppet doctors. He's SUFFERING and just wants to be healed and fixed. All the puppets need some kind of healing, either physically or from their mental trauma.

Buuuuuuut that's just the ramblings of a bitch with CPTSD rambling and projecting onto little puppet dudes

Could be anything really

Anyway that's my Hotep inspired sleep deprived theory.

[logicalstansadvice]

Question for everyone, i was watching a blogger recently (i won't name names) and she said that Yelena and Bucky should only be together because she is a black widow. How do you guys feel about that? // I saw a post once, where they were photoshopped into the same images (it was a really done edit) and they looked really cute together, because of how tiny Yelena was next to him (saying that as somebody who is not even crazy over a large height and size difference between couples, like so many others are lol). But with how dry and aloof both of them are, I can see them being battle bros but nothing else tbh. The only Black Widow for him would have been Natasha, but the MCU said "We don’t know what's good" in that case, and just let the potential of exploring their shared Red Room x Hydra history go down the drain. 🙄😑

Ruby Woo -

You are right! I guess they didn't want to delve fully into her background, like her having received some version of the serum that would have kept her as young-looking as both supersoldiers.

I do think a Bucky/Natasha spin off woulda been interesting - right after CA:WS - but alas....

[balfiere]

no i totally agree 100%. like i can understand why the writers felt like haruka would leave Morning Glory at the start of y6 considering 1. she believes her presence is jeopardizing everyone else's future 2. her only parental figures have both walked out on her in times of crisis because they believed it to be best for her (yumi placing her at Sunflower Orphanage thinking it would somehow hide her from assassins/kiryu leaving Morning Glory in y5 to obfuscate the orphanage's connection to a legendary yakuza) so like. who can blame a 16 year old for following in the footsteps of both of her parents especially after the trauma of her mentor being murdered and her dad being locked up... although if i was her i woulda just called akiyama or horie (srsly what happened to him) like hey do u know a place where i can lie low for a couple of months. but what do i know lol

tbh i could've even forgiven rgg studios for immediately making her a mom even though imo it was like can women only be children hostesses mothers or dead to these writers 🙄 but whatever teenage pregnancy happens she was a young woman navigating life by herself and hasn't had a long term parental figure in her life since she was like 15 she was vulnerable and had a moment of weakness blah blah blahhhhh (<- me imagining dudebro's arguments defending this writing decision)..... okay i GUESS i can accept her getting pregnant if i absolutely have to. but forcing her into a coma for the WHOLE GAME was just toooooooo much. rgg was like what should we put kiryu through for our last game with him... oh! how about we traumatize haruka AGAIN! like mf give me and this girlie a break 😭 tbh the plot of the game didn't even need to change (pretty sure at least. also in the "replayed every game except 6" club and im a little fuzzy on the details...) i think kiryu still would've gone to find the dad regardless of whether haruka wants him to or not, just look at their conversation in y5 where haruka begs him to stay at Morning Glory. kiryu will follow his sense of justice and honor even at the cost of his most important relationships, and i do believe he truly thinks it's yuta's duty to step up and be a father to haruto (despite kiryu himself running away from fatherhood every chance he gets but 😗 that's none of my business...) even if haruka didn't want yuta around.

and let's be real being a househusband is probably the best career opportunity yuta's ever gonna get lmao. i get that even a badass girlboss like haruka needs time to heal from trauma and can value family above all else but i REFUSE to accept that haruka is just gonna sit her ass in Morning Glory looking after kids for the rest of her life (no shade to stay at home parents and ppl who run orphanages xoxo). like u said no way would a girl who went to kamurocho by herself at 9 to look for her mom, at 13 look for a job at the slightest hint of money trouble, and at 15 leave home to be an idol to get a bag big enough to secure everyone else's future be a SAHM forever. she might enjoy domestic life for a bit but i know as soon as everyone (sans haruto) is graduated from high school at the latest she's getting her ass back out there and i think being a detective for be a great fit for her (or whatever else she wants to do. feminism win <3). anyways #giveharukaagun #letharukatigerdropmfs #harukasologamewhere

@balfiere IDK WHY BUT YOUR ASK BOX DESPISES ME RN anyway RE: Let Haruka be a detective tags.

HONESTLY THO Detective Haruka would’ve been AWESOME. Or something where she’s doing what she WANTS. I don’t understand why they made the decisions they did for her character in Yakuza 6 but I-

Yakuza 6 is far from my favourite in the series (and the only one I’ve yet to replay) and I don’t think there is anything WRONG with Haruka growing up, going out on her own and becoming a mum all that but it’s like ?? She’s 19? Let her live! (Not that there’s anything wrong with this as a storyline) And it’s not even that odd for her to do things she wouldn’t normally do since she’s been all but completely abandoned (some takes say Haruka deserves what she got for leaving her idol career and letting the world know about Kiryu but ?? SHE WAS SIXTEEN? AT THE TIME?) ‘Oh she deserves the media dragging her through the mud she did that to herself’ because a sixteen year old girl with her father figure in jail YET AGAIN and her most previous mentor MURDERED is really in the right of mind eh?

ANYWAY.

But it feels like with Haruto, Yuta etc the entire yakuza six NARRATIVE punishes her too? What we know of Haruka is a furious, loving (and unfortunately extremely parentified) child who DID NOT HESITATE FOR ONE SINGLE SECOND to SLAP a GROWN MAN threatening her HOME at 12 years old. She left her orphanage at NINE BY HERSELF just to find her MOTHER. BY! HERSELF!

(She could’ve also wiped the floor with T-Set in Yakuza 5 but I understand why she was behaving) the girl is a bloody FIRECRACKER and Yakuza 6 comes along like “Anyway yeah your independence, incredibly protective nature, skills and loving genuine personality is actually a bad thing you naughty girl” Here’s a kid and a coma now go look after the orphanage for the rest of your life. Like ???????

THIS HAS GONE NOWHERE but.

HERE’S MY IDEA

Househusband Yuta-Detective Haruka.

…this went a whole lot of nowhere but OK.

(Also she should’ve been allowed to tiger drop mooks) I know RGG doesn’t like it but Haruka can be cute AND beat up street thugs if she wants okay I support her.

[thesevenwondersofawitch]

I'm watching the movie Star Trek: First Contact

And oh boy, this is already off to an interesting start!

Geordi got new eyes? Cool!

I had to do a double take 'cause Beverly has lighter hair now

Looks good tho

Oh Captain, you're not wanted on the front lines. That's gotta hurt your feelings.

Ope he went to the front lines anyway

*Picard to himself during this scene* Pew Pew mothercluckers

Also, is Worf a Captain now?

I feel like I'm missing something

(I am only on episode 3 of ds9)

Oh Worf don't look too happy back on board the Enterprise

I love Riker 😂

Me: *humming* Back in time, gotta go back in time, gotta stop the Borg, and we won't get bored!

It's kinda concerning how Picard was so calm about following the Borg into the past

Then again, what do I know? It's really all just a bunch of-

(whoops, wrong fandom 😂)

Dog! I see a dog! IT'S BEHIND THAT DUDE!

That drunk guy is a vibe

The Phoenix? Why does that sound so familiar?🤔

Oh no! Explosions! I hope the dog is okay🥺

I'm sure it is. No one dare tell me if it wasn't because I'm going with it being good.

April 4th? That's my brother's birthday!

Oh dear, I'm guessing the first contact is when aliens made contact with Earth?

Oh, it was.

MONTANA (Ne-braskaaaaaa, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New yo- okay, I'm done now.) XD

Beverly looks gorgeous in 21st century clothing 😍

Data, you sure you can handle this?

Oh, right. I guess it's the perfect job for you since your bulletproof 😂

Data, to the woman seconds after she's done shooting at him: "Greetings."

Oh no, she fainted! O_o

I'm just saying, if I was her and I woke up in Beverly's arms, I'd faint again.

I don't have high hopes that the woman will remain unaware of her whereabouts, given the track record of the sick bay staff has of preventing people from seeing stuff they shouldn't

"Would you three like to be alone?" I love Deanna Troi with my whole heart 😍😂

If I looked up and saw Deanna looking down at me, I'd faint from her beauty, too.

At this point I'm basically like one of those fainting goats

Dude, you think you hear someone else in the duck ahead of you, Do! Not! Investigate!! I mean, come on! Have you never seen a horror movie? Or listened to stories from other Starfleet officers who encountered things cause they investigated?

Imagine being Lieutenant Porter who's climbing in the ducks and you turn a corner to see this in front of you

'Red Alert' whispers Q flirtatiously.

I'm getting off track, Q derailed my original train and so I had to get on a new one. Back to the movie!

Oh no, no, no, no, it's definitely the Borg

Lady you climb right back down that ladder unless you wanna join Porter in being a Borg

See? That's what happens when you ignore my warning.🙄

Uh oh, Picard's hearing voices. That's not a good sign. Even in the wizarding world.

*Beverly jumps as something bangs from the other side of the door*

Hell to the no, I'm good

The Borg are aboard the ship! Who woulda thunk it?

Annnd Beverly woke up the woman. Called it!

Oh my god, here I was thinking Beverly was about to shoot the woman or something and that's what's she swore she would never use, but it's just an EMH program!😂

Wait, I think that's the doctor from Voyager!

He offered a cream to the Borg😂

Okay, they really should have had the woman be between Beverly and the others, because if that had happened, then the lady wouldn't have been at the back and been able to veer off course! *Sighs*

Worf does not look happy. Like, at all.

I HEAR THE DOG AGAIN, YEAH BABY!

Wait, is Deanna drunk? 😂

Will, it's good you have decent reflexs, otherwise you would've gotten a bottle to the head for unplug the juke box 😂

Will is enjoying this sm, as am I 😂

"This is no time to argue about time. We don't have the time." *A few seconds later* "What was I saying?" The wise words of Deanna Troi.

She's definitely drunk😂

She's reallllly drunk!

Oh, that had to hurt her head

That is now my new favorite scene 😂

"Captain, I believe I am feeling anxiety." Me too, Data. Me too

Yeah, Worf, find the lady from the 21st century!

Looks like they've found the hive! I wanna give them a high five!

Ah, yes. The sure fire way to mess with the hive, rip out the wires from the wall!

NO! DATA! MY DUDE! NO

"Captain, please! Help." *Picard shoots him* rip dude, but I guess it was mercy

I don't know if I like this lady from the 21st century, she's kinda bugging me with how rude she is to Picard

Data with his head on that glowy thing is giving me sun baby from Teletubbies vibes

Oh, shit that's a creepy room to be in.

Oof, that's quite a scene showing the drill in Data's head.

That drunk doctor dude looks like he's wearing a crown

Deanna is looking considerably more sober now

The energy that Will, Geordi and Deanna have as they try to convince drunk guy Doctor Z to do his space trip is contagious, and I'm grinning just watching it😂

Ah, back to Data! And I can't watch cause of the strobe lights 🙄 it's fine.

As soon as Picard opened the thingy to show the lady Earth I got a bit of vertigo eek

"Maximum setting. If you'd have fired this, you would've vaporized me."

"It's my first ray gun." Whata mood.

When he touched the force field, I jumped with Lily😂

"Are you ready?" The Borg queen sounds like she's about to start singing the song Man, I Feel Like A Woman

Hold up, is that-? It is! IT'S THE VAMPIRE MOM FROM THE LITTLE VAMPIRE!

No bitch, you did not just reactivate Data's emotional chip just to hurt him? If you did, I'm gonna knock that head of yours off

Oh, um, nevermind, it's seems to be going a very different direction than I thought it would.

I'm getting vibes from them🫣

"Borg. Sounds swedish." Lily, you're starting to grow on me😂

"Definitely not swedish." I mean, some of the Borg may be swedish

Oh shit, the Borg are in a restaurant?! Shit!

Oh, it's the holodeck

Okay, that's very clever!

Damn, rip Ensign Lynch

Hold up, is that Reg who just tried to talk to Dr. Z? (55:50 mark)

IT IS!

Are none of people getting that Dr. Z is not exactly thrilled that everyone is saying how much of a hero he is? It's kinda daunting to hear that about yourself, when you haven't even done the thing that makes you famous yet

Lily saying "watch your caboose, Dix" sounds so funny 😂

Yeah, Data! Break free!

Oh no, he got cut!🥺

Aw, he hasn't been with anyone since Tasha died🥺

Oh God, The Borg Queen is seducing him

No Data, don't do it

*sighs* he kissed her back🙄

They would make quite a couple, I suppose.

If you know, you were ok with them wiping out humanity and stuff

Me: *pauses movie for a hot chocolate break*

Okay *resumes movie*

I love how Riker just zaps Dr Z to get him t ostop running 😂

Riker to Geordi "You told him about the statue." 😂

For a second I thought the Borg that floated away (Hawk had shot it) was one of the spacesuit Starfleet people and I panicked

Oh shit, Worf's suit got cut!

Some say Hawk is still floating through space

Picard is flying! Fun

That scene of the steam is exactly what it looks like when I put my face above my humidifier 😂

Oh, Hawk's back

And he's gone again

Rip dude

"Assimilate this." *Blows up disk* Good job Worf!

I love how Riker is joining Dr. Z on the mission 😂

And how happy he is describing what can be seen of the moon from earth in his time😂

And how he quotes Dr. Z to Dr. Z😂

Picard doesn't want to lose the ship to the Borg

Is it because he lost a part of himself to the Borg? 🤔

Lily is not gonna stand for his bullshit

Oof, he's telling her about being assimilated

Idk about you Picard, but Revenge definitely happens in your century 😂

*smashes glass case with mini ships in it* feel better?

I... Guess not.

Does anyone have a Snickers?

I love how Lily never actually read Moby Dick, I can relate 😂

They're evacuating!!

Worf is the bravest man Picard's ever known 🤔 huh

Oh shit, it's Data o_O

Dr. Z forgot something?

Troi's voice is so relaxing 😌

Oh gosh 😂

Poor Troi, she was not expecting rock music to blare in the headset 😂

This guy is giving me Tony Stark vibes and I love it😂

Him telling Will and Geordi to if ignore the red light sounds my like my dad when a light goes on the dashboard of the car😂

The Borg Queen was just looking for the perfect partner, to go on assimilating beings and exploring the galaxy

Uh oh, Picard your plan failed!

Riker and Geordi are gonna have quite the story to pass on after this😂

YES! GO DATA!

RIP Borg Queen and Borg

I hope Data is okay in that fog

Picard ripped that spine right in half 😌

Data's okay! Yeah!

And first contact has been made!

Why does the alien look like a fancy Jedi?😂

Lily and Dr. Z held hands!

VULCANS!!

The Vulcans are drinking and listening to rock music with the humans, sounds like quite an interesting night 😂

It was a good movie! And on a 0/10 scale, I give it a 9

✨Live long and prosper!✨

[tododeku-or-bust]

Okay, tbh (this is totally subjective bc I wrote a whole pre-reveal fic w/my own hcs)-

I feel like Horikoshi ain't really do right by Dabi/Touya's character motivations ✋🏾🤚🏾🤷🏾‍♀️

Like I get it! I get what Horikoshi's doing and it works for his story direction! But to me, it's almost like it casts Touya in a...bratty sort of light?

I'm prolly projecting (as someone who also had a dad who I know loved me but incorrectly deemed violence the best way to drive home dominance to an angsty child 🙄) but I just feel like him feeling the need to directly kill one sibling, and incidentally almost kill another just seems....misdirected, especially knowing by adulthood that half of em got neglected, and the "perfect" one was getting legit Hands thrown at him by age four. Like damn, don't nobody in this house really like Dad, Touya! Focus on beating his ass! 🤣

(Btw this small rant does not include my feelings on the 'redemption arc' but they do affect my POV)

I just feel like it woulda been more interesting plotwise if he showed any sort of internal conflict about "hey, we coulda had a loving, healthy life and family if Enji weren't such an insecure headass about our quirks. I lost my family and my 'life'. I want him dead for what he stole from us and I'm the only one willing to serve that justice". Like an anti-hero sort of approach where the ends don't justify the means, but you'd understand that he's doing this "for his family's greater good" and feel more for why he wanted it.

(or something else, I'm sure there are other inner conflicts he could have had. I just woulda liked to see more of his direct POV upon reveal)

The "Nobody in this house understood me, I hate you all, I hate Enji in particular, and I'll aid the literal apocalypse to make him miserable and then kill him" angle works, it's not bad but....idk, it seems so... Edgy? Simplified, in comparison to where his narrative seemed to be going. Is the word Shallow? Like they went through so much to give depth to characterize Enji as a flawed hero due to his personal life, I kind of figured that Touya would have received similar treatment with his personal traumas and villainy since he's Enji's direct threat/consequences. Maybe I'm thinking in circles, overthinking in general. Oh well.

I guess he couldn't be too relatable as a villain, huh. 🤣 In short, I prefer the Touya in my head, but thats the joy of fanfic 🤣 🤷🏾‍♀️ he'll probably figure it out with their end fight, thanks to Shouto. I hope so.

(I'm not doing this to start discourse, like I said, subjective take on a story!!!!)

[punishedrupaul]

looked more into that stop having kids thing and they’re associated with a thing that promotes veganism? so that guy being really against it is weird so whatever

but a LOT of comments on the vegan ig is just people who wanted an excuse to be antisemetic! who woulda guessed 🙄

[wow-its-me]

Rewatching all the Spider-Man movies because marvel controls me

Pt. 2 Spider-Man 2

My thoughts while watching

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Holy crap these open credits are long

Yeah Spider-Man deliver those pizzas

✨ pizza time ✨

I no to you a promise means nothing 🙄🙄

*takes out fire with metal spoon*

When the only clothes in your closet are a suit and a spider suit

🎶 spIdeR MaNnn SpiDER mAnnnN does whatever-a-spider CaNnN🎶

*almost dies*

Who woulda guessed, it doesn’t work,

Oh no! Ms. Octavius!

When your extra arms kill your doctors 🤭🤭

Mays been traumatized enough hasn’t she??

Marry you??? Didn’t she just say she didn’t know if she liked you ??

*almost dies again*

“If you don’t have powers than don’t be Spider-Man!?!?!?” - a doctor

Idk if that’s the best way to get rid of the suit

Punch me I bleed 🙄🙄

🎶 where have you gone to spider MaHaNnNN🎶

Kill Spider-Man! But don’t hurt Peter

He’s so over dramatic

Maybe don’t jump off a building before you figure out if you have webs

When you pretend your fiancé is Spider-Man

Did he just friend zone MJ again???

Classic train scene

Dies

Never mind he’s alive

I guess he did drown in the river

He,,, lives in a mirror,,,

The end

Pretty good, not as good as the first one 7/10

[boardboxes]

who woulda guessed 🙄

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this big dirty jew poc is here for a mighty fine callout post so buckle up kids and sorry for length. read it or not, but i can assure you this person is a mighty fine piece of shit.

a certain SOMEONE (cough @notactvictor cough) is showing some interesting colours 🙄🙄 who woulda guess she’s an antisemite because i wouldnt but i guess you literally cant trust anybody with this shit

let’s start with her first post: the rally in charlottesville is, according to her, not a neo-nazi rally despite the literal nazi imagery being display (swastikas, heil, salutes) because obviously that’s nothing like nazis uwu us dirty jews we’re just being delusional in calling people literally mimicking nazi germany nazis uwu of course

the ask: nobody is saying the nazis arent racist but?? you seriously want to say they arent fucking antisemites?? but sorry no uwu jews are just white they want oppression and to take away from poc issues sorry uwu uwu forgot poc/jewish issues cant ever overlap and nazi imagery now solely affects poc and not jewish people because jewish people are white and everyone loves us now uwu sorry for the misunderstanding

the messages: a big mess. for starters… “they can say what they want about jews (dont call us that ever lol)” and then you say it doesnt direct affect us??? please explain… how…. oh wait it’s because we’re white sorry uwu forgot they dont hate jews that only…… hate jews? 🤔 also, the exact same idea you proposed of jewish people being most powerful group in america is the same idea that is what causes the rampant antisemtism in america for a large part, because we’re all nothing but greedy, rich, good for nothing jews who control the entire world and need to be overthrown and killed.

a whole other issue is… how insensitive do you have to be to dumb down the holocaust to “white on white violence”? it was more than just a flashpoint, is was a genocide set against jewish and romani people. not just “white on white” violence uwu not to mention the violent racism nazis had in their ideals. jewish & romani people werent the only ones targeted. pocs were also targeted violently by nazis and nazis ideals - which very much coincides with current affairs. antisemtism and racism have forever been hand it hand lmao but no sorry you’re right uwu i keep forgetting people dont hate jews anymore antisemtism isnt the core cause of people saying they hate jews and killing jews and starting literal neo-nazi uprisings here in the states uwu i keep forgetting

jewish people are in no way trying to silence issues against poc. goyim have no right to be claiming jewish people are facing discrimination and oppression on the basis of them being jewish. what were they shouting? “the white race is doomed to extinction by an alleged ‘rising tide of color’ purportedly controlled and manipulated by jews” - the end part literally mirroring hitler’s blame everything on the jews retoric - along with “jews will not replace us” - i feel no need to explain this. this issue is a united matter against racism and antisemtism, just as naziism has always been. it’s never been whites vs whites, but whites vs anything not white & christian.

[abbyofsalemxo-crucible]

wow who woulda guessed my uncle is talking aboit land again 🙄🙄🙄

my neighbors daughter is the same as my cousin. guess they cant handle their alcohol