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why do customers think i am Controller of the Universe, harbinger of all thats bad and awful
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literally cannot wait until im done with college and i can throw my phone into a black hole and get rid of every weird social media texting app that exists
#reach me via hawk#like im so sick of social media#i dont fucking careee anymore about YOU HAAAAVE TO TRY THIS AMAZING PLACE IN LA#RUN DONT WALK TO GET THIS -#everybody. im going into my cave and will do nothing but speak prophecies#my first prophecy: those who use AI will die by my hands
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“is it weird to do this alone?” “is it pathetic to do that alone?” every day I pray you guys realize that sometimes doing things alone is the best way to do them
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not a single chill bone in his bipolar bisexual body
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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
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I love reading mystery books because when I figure out the mystery I feel like a real sherlock
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spent hours on dinner and it was fucking shit farts
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Ive been studying history for 5 years and i still dont have an answer for what i like to study the most
#but i can tell everyone with certainty#i hate studying military history#ive taken 2 military history classes and the readings nearly killed me
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I hate when people make the argument that the tinker talent sucks and it would suck to be a “glorified construction worker”. First of all. Tinkers are engineers and innovators, the changing of seasons would be nearly impossible to be done efficiently without them. Tinkers dont have a gun to their head forcing them to make things for their community, they do it because they LIKE it and theyre good at it. The fairies dont really have “jobs”, they live in a commune and everyone does their part because they enjoy doing it. They do it even when there isnt any incentive… they dont have fairy money they dont have rent that forces them to go make teapots or whatever. They invent because they like it full stop. The only reason tink was pissed off at first is because she was a newborn who didnt understand HOW useful she is and that she actually really does like tinkering
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I dont know why its a radical idea that people shouldnt have to work their life away and have to “earn” their right to live. People shouldnt have to live laborious lives to “earn” relaxing. It should come with life. Everything we could ever need, the planet provides. whys it radical to say we shouldnt have made life hard hello
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I dont take vacations off work anymore because its too damn depressing to finally relax and have my bones stop hurting, just to get right back in that cage
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high quality Gerard and Ray from Seattle
photo credits go to Lindsey Wasson
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> read library book
> it's good
Thank you library
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