shitty vampire posting from her cryptaroace (she/her) luv my kitty 21
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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i love whatever the hell vampires have going on
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Im watching Ghost Whisperer and her husband just asked if there'd ever be a day where she'd just tell the ghosts "no I can't help you" which is SO wild to me like my man saying no was never an option. The last episode was literally about a ghost taking you hostage in order to get her to do his bidding.
Her only options are a) successfully avoid acknowledging ghosts even though she sometimes cant tell when its a ghost until they've made eye contact
B) get the ghost to move on so they cant bother her anymore.
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Damn, between Lisa Frankenstein, Your Monster, and Nosferatu the monster boyfriend girlies are WINNING this year.
#and wolf man next year#it better be good bruh#i love the UMs so much#and i neeeed good monster movies#im so excited for the frankenstein movies coming out too
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𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔲𝔪𝔟 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰
Illustration inspired by Robert Eggers' upcoming film "Nosferatu".
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I want to host gatherings with my friends in my house so bad but i dont HAVE A HOUSE TO HOST IN
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If absolutely nothing else, the Wicked movie has brought about the Gelphie renaissance and for that I am absolutely grateful
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please can i please have just 1 little house to host gatherings and perhaps a murder mystery. i wont be greedy i just want 1 little house where i can cook meals and rest my head
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whos revving a fucking chainsaw its 9 pm i mean really
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make this the second time a professor has forgotten to meet with me…
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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less
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ALUCARD
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cooking mac n cheese over an open flame makes me feel like a witch brewing potions
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finished my final in like .. 20 minutes and im not even sure what i answered
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