#who would be JD.

[aforgotto]

I had a vision

do I really like something if I don't try to turn it into Heathers?

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[ryssbelle]

Thought of this while at work, sorry it's a bit hard to read I sketched it out really fast before my last shift lmao wanted to get it done so I could work on other stuff hehe

If it's any consultation Floyd is mostly talking about himself

[felsicveins]

I think John Dory should have 7 (evil) exes and you have to defeat all of them in order to date him.

Choose your fighter 💥💪

[dontworryihaveyourblorbos]

I don’t really know how to say this in a better way so imma just say it

If you think John Dory is a bad character then respectfully, you have no idea what being an oldest sibling is like.

He didn’t abandon his brothers. He was pushed to a point of having to be responsible for four younger brothers, ranging from baby to teenager, trying to coordinate and pull off good if not perfect shows, trying to help Rosiepuff raise both them and himself while also dealing with trollstice and the troll tree while also struggling with an ever growing *need* to be perfect. It doesn’t matter how much you love your siblings- if you’re stressed enough, you’re going to snap and you’re going to snap at them. And you know what? He probably hated himself for that too. And for the fact that he couldn’t be perfect. Any oldest sibling knows the guilt of not being good enough and presumably tearing down their younger siblings in the process…it’s awful. No fuckin wonder he walked away, bro was what, 17?? 18??? He shouldn’t have had to do that. And he didn’t just abandon his brothers knowing what was gonna happen to Branch. From his perspective, he walked away knowing full well Spruce and Clay could step up, and that Rosiepuff would still be there. He had no way of knowing Branch would end up alone and gray, because if he did, he never would have left.

John Dory is not a bad character. He loves his brothers.

Edit: some people are saying he didn’t come back until he needed something. He came back to an empty troll tree- he thought his brothers were dead. He probably only left for a few months or so! He didn’t abandon them. He had every intention to come back and did. His family was just gone.

[clouds-of-wings]

I hated visiting Instagram. It's the corniest place on the internet. I'm not kidding. You've never seen a bigger group of phonies in your entire life. There was this girl called Chiara Ferragni who had about a million posts about how much she loved Nespresso. That just killed me. It really did. Her followers in the comments were kicking their heads off about how gorgeous and talented she was. People who follow influencers always do that. Act like they're great friends or something and just the swellest people you can imagine. I sort of hated old Chiara for her phony smile and twenty thousand emojis and the way she acted like Nespresso was just the grandest thing in the world. Grand. I hate that word. What kills me is that she got a tidy paycheck for writing those snobby, phony posts. She really did! Strictly commercial. But her followers slobbered all over her. For Chrissake.

(J.D. Salinger - The Catcher in the Rye, new and revised edition with previously missing chapters, page 420)

[ssstarlighttt]

cygnight will always be my number one but that stupid architect is so charismatic and shippable and old man yaoi is grabbing me by the throat

[bealzebubs-blog]

Lou binghe is JD and shen qingqiu is Veronica

That's it... That's the post

[lyshasgf]

Do you think Branch's first word was one of his brothers name. Since his parents aren't really talked about, and Grandma is kinda long so I imagine it to be one of his brothers name and that troll has been bragging about it ever since. Idk who it would be so you can think of it in ur own way lol.

Please comment your reasons too lol

(And yet again, i have not watched the movie so i don't think this counts as a spoiler)

[geelk]

Me trying to find out who to ship this little shit with

[cybergothvox]

Showing off my look when JD shifted, though I kind of always dressed a bit like this, I wanted to do the full canon JD outfit. It really is my vibe...

[wallbeatjournal]

can i tell you all about my conspiracy theory that roberto chose to do heathers as the season 3 riverdale musical specifically to SEO-bomb and suppress out of google-documented existence that horrible right-wing heathers 2018 miniseries that was developed as probably the most blatantly contemptuous cash-grab riverdale rip-off of all time so far

heathers the edgy tv reboot was essentially the evil (straight, boomer-oriented) version of riverdale that tvland funded. it came out in 2018, was hated by everyone and undoubtedly flooded the riverdale media team's google alerts during its whole short and notorious run

and nowdays. well. guess how many qualifiers you have to add to your google search to find reviews of that horrible 2018 heathers reboot where all the minorities were the real bullies because they could cancel people. it's a lot of qualifiers if you don't want to just see chapter fifty-one: big fun

[nectardaddy]

the things I see when I open tumblr... drowls. btw I added top left for atsumu like two days ago, so 🤝 twins 🤝 but pls.. if you don't mind.... I'd love to see how you see jd!meian 🙏 also doe changed my life too so we are even 🫡

I- I need to see your self ship board pronto I can't remember if you sent it to me but like.... it's lost if you have sob you guys make me want to cry (we need to self ship again hello, this is our sign)

AND OF COURSE!!! HERE HERE HERE TAKE THEM FROM ME HE MAKES ME WANT TO DIEEEEE

[never-goingtopostanything]

Food poisoning

Brezziana once got an awful case of food poisoning and almost died when she was ten. Her mum and step-dad stayed in the hospital wit her the entire time she was there.

[felsicveins]

His heart belongs to another

And no other heart will do

[breezy-cheezy]

For the Valentine's Hugs, may I request Vash the Stampede? (Tristamp or OG design are both fine, whichever is better for you!)

So I got this before I clarified the guidelines but also saw this as an opportunity for 2 Vash hug! Trimax Vash is Tristamp's Vash's big brother in my head, let them hug and rest from the Horrors for a bit ☺️

(Requests are closed now btw)