#who tho

[popponn]

so what if detective/secret agent au with either isagi or rin or sae suddenly disappearing and you—the ex who broke up with him after a real nasty argument—turns out to be the only one with a clue of what's going on, through trails left behind in places and memories the two of you shared together.

(aka he trusts you and bet everything on you.)

(or actually like, those riddle game for proposal but this time it's an actual case)

[isthattetofrommesmerizer]

fuck yeah! <3

[boccher]

restless. need to fidget with something. a character maybe

[untoterxhund]

visible confusion. tagged by: @hembralfa tagging: steal but tag me pls if you do!

[phantom088]

I'm just every here thinking "Who the heck named Firetrucks, police/cop cars, and ambulances. Like, did they find a little kid on the street and asked them to name them? So for a fire truck and cop/police car the kid chooses to named them after the profession they are associated with, but when it came to a ambulance the kid chose the first most random made up word that came up in their mind? Like why ambulance and not doctor mobile?

SMH

And don't even get me started on why it's police, doctor, then fireman. Fireman, the name. No wonder little boys want to be Fireman when they grow up, the title literally calls them a men, that and garbage men. Men.

(Before anyone out there decides to go after me, saying that this post is somehow offensive to first responders, this post is a JOKE, okay. I respect first responders and apperceive them being around.)

[httpghostface]

I wanna bug someone 🤔

[venniyenni]

I love posts like these so much

silly thing

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[trudlejack]

(+part 2)

[paper-cities]

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.

Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist. Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 (end)

[ensonique]

that would be me

?!?!?!?

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[blackbatest]

my most controversial batman opinion to date

[iceyrukia]

throwback