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abbybabbybobabby · 3 months ago
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someone: do you listen to radiohead me: yes i like the song weird fishes someone: ummmmmmm ok..... its "weird fish"
ok first of all no it not second of all shut up fart face
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hugh-lauries-bald-spot · 11 months ago
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You ever see someone so attractive your brains settings reset??
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arsonist-tittyfuck · 1 year ago
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Wife about to wake up to
THIS
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lrndvs · 4 months ago
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compliments from girls go hard
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scribefindegil · 4 months ago
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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
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cartoonsinthemorning · 6 months ago
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
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dionysus-complex · 6 months ago
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funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go
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egberts · 4 months ago
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hansoeii · 1 month ago
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only you.
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crow-caller · 5 months ago
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as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.
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pookapufferfish · 4 months ago
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captainjonnitkessler · 5 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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rhythmgameurl · 9 months ago
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justnoodlefishthings · 6 months ago
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
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some-pers0n · 4 months ago
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I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like
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