#who the fuck doesn't want phil lester

[0nlyhere4phil]

same daniel same.

[niamh-writes-things]

more dnp fic ideas because i am plagued by visions

phil runs cold, dan runs hot, both of them are petty motherfuckers who keep messing with the heating

dan is the lonely prince of camelot, phil is a newcomer who happens to be an integral part of Dan's destiny- a dnp merlin au

dan turns up at phil's flat at 2 am with a basket of laundry and red,puffy eyes.

anything to do with dan meeting the lesters or phil meeting the howells for the first time.

dnp heathers au i am BEGGING. phil as veronica and dan as jd, maybe PJ as martha? genderswap the heathers and maybe kurt and ram (smartest girl on the cheerleading team instead of boy on the football team)

end of the f***ing world au (just watched this show and i am dying i love it so much)

phil takes dan to rawtenstall for the first time to celebrate his mums birthday and they take some time to explore some landmarks of phil's life

when dan went looking for the witch in the woods, he wasn't expecting to actually find him. and he definitely didn't expect him to be this gorgeous

Dan Howell vs the world: loser dan howell must defeat his new boyfriend phil's 7 evil exes. ft. susan, the girl in prague, & others.

adding a small section for vampire fic ideas because i fucking love vampires. most of these include vampire dan (at least to start with) because i personally prefer that, but it can be changed around if you want.

dan doesn't want to be the chosen one, phil wants revenge following his brother/best friend being bitten. they go to a school together, and dan lets phil into his home, thinking he's another vampire rather than a slayer. things go about as well as you'd expect. (Young Dracula AU, in this fic dan takes the place of vlad and phil takes the role of erin but better)

theres someone new at phils university. he's tall,mysterious and utterly gorgeous. Phil has to share a room with him, and he feels like he's won the lottery. who cares if he acts a bit suspicious? some people are just like that. things are fine until dan runs into their dorm room and locks the door with blood running down his chin and a terrified look on his face. and he suddenly has to tell phil everything.

the fans don't know that Dan is a vampire, he's spent forever trying to keep it a secret. what happens when a fan sees him when he's picking up some bags of blood and posts the pictures? (i imagined dan having a massive panic and then they have to post an emergency video detailing everything)

dan has been off the red stuff for a while, and he's doing great! he really is. the phil cuts his finger on something and dan loses control of himself for a moment. dan gets a bit scared following the incident and runs off to his parents. (this one is kinda angsty because i love making my blorbos miserable :D)

high school vampire au, inspired by my time in the frerard fanfic community on watpad. there was a lot of vampires and insanity and unrealistic school stuff and i miss it.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Fluffy Smut (7) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six

After the birthday stream (ao3) - trashcanfromgallifrey

Summary: The events that may have occured after Dan's birthday charity stream;) Starts of with fluff but ends up in a steamy hot shower

all I want to do is all of it with you (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Dan and Phil are going to stay late at the rehearsal venue to...film. Yeah.

As He Comes, So I Come (ao3) - cloej88

Summary: Dan and Phil have just returned from Chicago, where they finally sorted themselves out. They’ve slept a full ten hours under their own roof, and now they have an uninterrupted afternoon to rediscover one another’s bodies.

Buffy Movie Nights are Life Changing (ao3) - angelicsam

Summary: Things get steamy between Dan and Phil during their nighttime Buffy streaming session in 2010; featuring a confident yet bashful Phil and a shy Dan who learns how to drive Phil crazy.

Burning Bibles (ao3) - cherryheartz

Summary: phil lester loved curly headed boys with tattoos on their arms and a joint made with torn bible pages between their soft lips.

and dan howell was exactly that.

Dan and Phil Take Each Other's Clothes Off (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) (ao3) - BREAD2000yeet

Summary: Dan and Phil play dress-up based off Dan's one dailybooth

Dan stops and stares at him, “You did not just tell me a red panda fact while we are having sex.”

“They can also glow in the dark.”

Despite everything it's still you (ao3) - Frog910

Summary: Dan's just got home from tour, they've missed each other

Dick pancakes and other declarations of love (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: a series of vignettes as I imagine them on Valentine's day

disco stick (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: “Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick,” Phil sings into the microphone connected to the Xbox. It’s slightly off-rhythm, and he grins and stares right at Dan as he continues onto the next lyric. “I want to take a ride on your disco stick.”

(A fic based on the moment from “What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 4” where DnP mention they’ve sung LoveGame countless times on an old karaoke video game.)

Don't Blame Me (ao3) - ForeverJustAnEmoKidAtHeart

Summary: When Phil gets a new job at the Tops Only Bar, he's just looking to make ends meet over the holiday period. He doesn't expect how he'll feel about one of the performers or how hard that'll make his job.

eager for you (ao3) - philsbisexuallion (bisexual_lightning)

Summary: Phil's been waiting all night for Dan to push him up against a wall and fuck him senseless. He finally gets what he wants.

(a self-indulgent ftm t4t smut fic; warning for use of the word "slut" in a degrading way)

et in saecula saeculorum (ao3) - ottertrashpalace

Summary: Phil is the Duke of Lancaster, Dan is a knight, they have been performing intricate rituals, Dan said “as you wish,” the rest is history. Enjoy.

fall in love again and again (ao3) - manchesterau

Summary: Two days into their holiday while lounging by the villa pool that they rented out for the week to ensure maximum privacy, Dan has a thought:

I’m going to marry this boy.

here come the dreams of you and (ao3) - manchesterau

Summary: So he and Dan are a thing now. Phil doesn’t really know what thing they are but it’s something he knows he wants to hold onto and never let go.

"I'm a big fan of tops" (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: Set immediately after filming the keep or yeet Phil's closet video.

Dan gets hot and bothered after watching Phil take his clothes off over and over again.

in this smoking chaos (ao3) - writingcollective

Summary: Dan bottoms for the first time, not being able to shut down his inner demons that whisper internalised homophobic thoughts into his ear. But Phil guides him through it, somehow.

james joint (ao3) - phook

Summary: dan and phil are gross and have been in love for 15 yrs and get high while visiting la for tit

Keep My Hand In Yours (ao3) - totalincandescense

Summary: It was kind of just an unspoken rule of their relationship. At least one part of Phil’s body had to be touching Dan at all times or it would throw the balance of the universe.

more than words (ao3) - jestbee

Summary: Dan can't find words and Phil can't shut the fuck up, but there are other ways to communicate

phlondes do it better (ao3) - wearealldoomed

Summary: The day has come around quicker than Phil had anticipated.

The day where Phil dips his toes back into the waters of dyeing his hair after months of letting his natural hair colour grow back through.

The day where Phil goes platinum blonde without confronting Dan about it first.

Please Don't Say You Love Me (Cause I Might Not Say It Back) (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: Dan's not very good at hiding his emotions during hookups.

based on this tweet: "got so used to saying "I love you" when I was having sex with my ex that I'm out here fighting for my life to not say it on accident with a hookup"

Precious (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: dnp have intimate lazy sex or whatever the fuck made people so mad on twitter. ( I didn't write the post, I'm just using it as a prompt)

Their first night on holiday.

Precious baby angel (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: Dan and Phil buy matching precious baby angel shirts because they’re gay and in love. Dan shows Phil how much he likes the shirt on his angel 💖

Precious Baby Angel (ao3) - toadsappho

Summary: Phil shows Dan his new t-shirt, but that's not the only surprise he has for him.

Réponds à Ma Tendresse (ao3) - Blorbiron

Summary: Dan is visiting, and that’s Phil’s absolute favorite thing ever- which is kind of sad, maybe, for someone he’s known for like two months, but he can’t be bothered to care. Because Dan’s sitting right on his bed, close enough to touch, and cackling whenever Phil dies in Crash Bandicoot. Which is a lot.

sativa (i said im ready) (ao3) - catbearbunz (bunnieovadamoon)

Summary: it’s 2009, and phil really wishes dan would call. he does, but he comes greener than expected.

aka they get drunk and high and have esex.

Sheets and sharpies (ao3) - wwoodles

Summary: “Are you going to be good for me?”

He hovered above Dan’s face, awaiting his response. Dan was always taken aback that Phil had this power in him. The ability to completely disarm him.

“Yes, Father.”

Or, in the moments after the end of Dan’s birthday stream, Dan is not only incredibly grateful for Phil, but also incredibly horny.

so american (ao3) - ae121

Summary: Phil has been living in London for a year and thinks he's gotten pretty used to the city. He works part-time at a bookstore, using it at first to gain some friends, now it's just fun for him. His friends are constantly trying to find him someone to date, but all of his dates don't go well.

Well, that's until he met Dan.

Something Unholy (ao3) - hygge

Summary: Phil receives some very surprising and seductive texts in the middle of the night.

Stay With Me (ao3) - blehmobile

Summary: Dan and Phil are flatmates, and they occasionally flirt. They agree that it is very normal to bathe with friends. Totally no tension at all.

sunkissed (ao3) - ivylakes

Summary: Maybe Phil was made to pour warmth into this man and leave little marks all over his body the way the sun does when it covers his skin with freckles. Maybe everything they’ve ever done and every little way they’ve loved each other has culminated in this very moment, where they can hardly see each other in the low light but are still brighter than the yellow light that breaks through the sky and glitters on the ocean.

Or, Dan and Phil go on holiday, and every photo they take tells a story.

true rat and relaxation time (ao3) - trashcanfromgallifrey

Summary: Two gays on holiday, inspired by their recent video.

when the train came it was so big and powerful (ao3) - r1caner

Summary: It is 2009, and things are going to change. Dan thinks so, anyway.

a dnp fic for the 15th 19th of october.

You and Me (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: Birthday sex after Dan's birthday livestream

you look so good it hurts (in my favorite t-shirt) (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: Phil is gifted with a "Mega Dilf" shirt. Guess who picked that shirt out?

[phregnancy]

"The only thing we know for a fact is that he’s not straight and that’s because those words came from his own mouth" he says out loud with his mouth that he is gay a minimum of five times a day anon be so fucking serious rn His pitch for Dan is Not Okay was that his horrific nightmare alternate universe where he's depressed and repressed and in crisis is one where he's dating a woman. This man can not be any clearer that just because he thought Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge was hot doesn't mean he's not gay. Not every gay person is Kinsey 12 Phil Lester, you'd think the fandom of lesbians in love with Dan and Phil would understand this.

i think the people arguing that dan isn’t gay are bisexuals who want to project and kinsey 6 gay people who feel a sense of elitism for not experiencing any level of different sex attraction. please call dan gay. he calls himself gay. it’s something he is so proud about and loves within himself after decades of struggling with it. he is gay.

[philhoffman]

The summer is almost over and I can't leave the season without this classic—Almost Famous (2000), dir. Cameron Crowe. I used to think it was a perfect start-of-summer film, but I'm realizing may be better suited to these late August, early September weeks.

I read a comment the other day from someone who was not the biggest fan of Philip Seymour Hoffman's acting, who said the real test of his skills and legacy would be which of his performances would stand the test of time. They doubted any of them would—he didn't have any "iconic" characters, they argued.

While I obviously disagree with their entire assessment—for just one example, The Master and his other projects with PTA will be/remain classics 50 years from now—it did make me think. Phil was, though it's a touchy term, often described as a character actor. Even when he was a leading man, he wasn't playing himself. An actual quote from him in 2002 I just found: "Even if I was hired into a leading-man part, I'd probably turn it into the non-leading-man part." He doesn't have an Indiana Jones, a James Bond, but I don't think that disqualifies him from having iconic or lasting characters.

That's what came to mind rewatching Almost Famous tonight, and I might argue Lester Bangs is PSH's most iconic character. If you consider the ratio between screen time and cultural influence, there's probably zero competition among his roles—under eight minutes of screen time vs. untold thousands of people who still quote, gif, share, gif, write, post, and otherwise remember and feel inspired by his words, over two decades later. (Dusty Davis might be the second-most influential, considering how many people got into storm-chasing thanks to Twister). He's a voice for generations of music lovers, film lovers, everyone who watched Almost Famous for the first time and fell in love with its magic or sided with Bangs' cynicism.

What does it matter what some stranger on the internet says, anyway. Whether people will be watching dozens of his films in 80 years or just a few or none at all, we're watching them now. Last night I found a tribute from film critic Brian Tallerico, from the days after Phil's death: "In Mary and Max, [PSH's character] Max says... 'We can, however, choose our friends, and I am glad I have chosen you.' Hoffman felt like more of a friend than another actor. And I am glad he chose us."

Patrick Fugit, playing William Miler, was just 16 when he starred in Almost Famous, his first movie ever. Phil was violently sick with the flu while filming, sweating and shaking and throwing up between takes. But he still found time to look out for others. Patrick wrote this remembrance of working with Phil, which is making me cry a lot as I reread it tonight:

They had lit the scene quite bright from the outside and the light was just behind Philip. So every time I would look at Philip, I would start squinting and my eyes would start watering, so I would kind of look down at the paper pad to pretend I was writing. They kept telling me, “Hey, you have to look at Philip when you read your lines.” I didn’t know how to say that I can’t actually physically keep my eyes on Philip but Philip had been watching me. He’s like, “Guys, c’mon! Can’t we move the fucking light? I mean, the kid can barely look across the table!” And he and [cinematographer] John Toll kind of got into it. John was like, “We’ll adjust it a little bit but the light’s there for a reason, buddy. We got to light the scene.” Philip said, “Fuck lighting! Do you want it to look fucking good or do you want the kid to be able to act!” ... Then they’re like, “Okay, we’ll move the light,” and then we shot the scene. But it was the first time where I got in a situation where I didn’t know if I could stand up for myself. And he just stepped up and did it for me. And then he kind of looked at me and smiled and said, “Dude, if something’s bothering you, you have to speak up.” I was like, “Okay, yeah, yeah, totally.”

[awxward]

A3! Boys + My Stuffed Animals

Spring Troupe:

Sakuya

Gabriel

Gabriel is a small elephant with big ears that constantly make him fall over. He has a pink bowtie that says 'I Love You'

Makes Saku feel safe and Gabriel is a reminder to himself that he's loved and appreciated by everyone at Mankai.

Named after a friend from theatre class :)

Masumi

George Washington

George Washington is a tiger. He is small, but his arms are like those slap bracelets so you can wear him on your wrist (or let him hang on the side of shelf like I do).

So I got Georgy-Boy for easter 2020. i asked my friends for name ideas. They sent me stuff like 'Stripes'. I went offline for a few minutes and when I came back online I told my friends his name was George Washington.

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Me: tiger has a name now

Friend: which name did you choose?

Me: his name is George Washington.

Friend: what the fuck. how'd you get George Washington?

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Pretty sure he got the name bc I was listening to the Hamilton soundtrack.

Citron

Daniel

Daniel is mostly pink but has other pastel colors that look like watercolors. He's a unicorn. And a ketchain. And he's one of those dream lites, so he lights up. (He's supposed too anyway, but he's never lit up since i got him like 7 years ago at a yard sale).

Named after Daniel Howell (formerly danisnotonfire) [YouTube]

Tsuzuru

Lucifer

Lucifer is a small panda pillow pet. Very easy to travel with bc he fits in most backpacks.

My mom told me she wanted me to have a stuffed animal with a biblical name, i picked him up, looked her in the eye and said "His name is Lucifer." My mom tried to protest. "You said a biblical name, Mom. Lucifer is in the bible."

Itaru

Pao(???)

Pao is a panda. They are also a phone holder thingy. Like it'll hold your phone if you're watching movies or whatever.

Like 5-ish years old. Got them from a friend. They have a tag with their name on it, but I read it once and then just called them "the panda" for some reason instead of their actual name and now the tag is too faded to read the name, but i am 38% sure it says Pao or something close to that.

Chikage

Tsuki

Tsuki is a dinosaur. Tsuki is a sparkly dino. He's green rn, but if you brush your hand over him, the sparkles turn over and he becomes orange. I like green tho bc his tummy and the bottom of his feet are orange and so are his eyes.

Named after Tsukishima Kei (Haikyuu)

Summer Troupe:

Tenma

Hinata

Hinata is a narwhal. A bright orange narwhal. Infact he is the same color as Tenma's hair.

Named after Hinata Shoyo (Haikyuu) [bc its the same color as his hair. there is a theme with this narwhal and the anime boys i associate with them]

Yuki

Steve

Steve is a regular teddy bear, except he has a shirt that has pikachu on it. (the shirt was originally Tsuki's bc i got tsuki at a friends build a bear bday party, but it fits Steve better)

I just think Yuki would try new designs/color schemes/styles by making clothes for Steve to see how they look.

I got Steve from a claw machine (my bf at time won him for me just before we watched Endgame together.)

Named after Steve Rogers (Marvel)

Muku

Eeyore

Muku most definitely loves the Winnie the Pooh movies and I will fite for this hc. He gets my Eeyore. You know how Eeyore's tail is always going missing or falling off??? Eeyore's tail comes off (velcro) but its attached to his actual body with a string so it cant be misplaced.

Eeyore has a patch that says "official disney store" but i got him for $3 at a thrift store.

Misumi

Sherlock

Sherlock is a polar bear. Sherlock is very huggable. He makes Misumi feel safe. He has a hat and scarf (that don't come off. they are sewn on him)

the hat has a pom pom on top and the scarf has a pom pom on each end. the hat and scarf and the bottom of his feet have a blue/white plaid pattern.

Kazunari

Victor

Victor is a puppy and the first big stuffed animal of mine on the list! He's all tan and abt maybe 3-4 ft long. Victor lays pretty flat so he's comfy to lay/sit on. I think Kazu would like sitting or laying on him when drawing. Probably has him on his bed so he's like a giant pillow.

Victor is from Toys R Us. I got him last August-ish from my Aunt and Uncle who found him at a thrift store and thought I'd like him.

Named after Victor Nikiforov (Yuri On Ice)

Kumon

PJ

PJ is a small white tiger. He is also a ball. He can fit in one hand. When Kumon is thinking or stressed or bored (etc) he just lays on his back and tosses PJ up into the air.

When Kumon is laying on the floor tossing PJ, Misumi sits on the bed closest to where PJ is and tries to grab him (but only if Kumon is in a good mood and okay with it) It's a fun little game they made up they like to play.

Pretty sure he was named after KickthePJ (YouTube)

liber pls give us a pic with all of autumn i am begging

Autumn Troupe:

Banri

Sammy

Sammy is another one of my large stuffed animals. He is also a puppy, but unlike Victor he is sitting instead of laying. He's abt 2-3 ft tall. His fur is the same color as Banri's hair. Great to squeeze at anytime, but very therapeutic when you're in a bad mood. Has a heart on his ear.

i got him abt 7 years ago. I had just finished spn season 2 and was upset abt the finale and had no way to start season 3.

Named after Sam Winchester

Juza

Tiggs

Tiggs is a beanie baby tiger. Tiggs is a little larger than PJ (and not a ball). He's a regular orange tiger instead of a white tiger like PJ. He'd buy Kumon PJ so they could have matching stuffed animals. Small and very comforting to just hold/hug.

Omi

Benedict (Ben)

Benedict, also known as Ben, is a small koala. Just a little bigger than Tiggs. He has a heart on one of his feet (i think the right one). very soft. very fluffy.

Named after Benedict Cumberbatch (Actor)

Taichi

Dean

Dean is my largest stuffed animal. He is a dark brown teddy bear that's abt 4-ish ft tall. He can be put in a corner and used as like a bean bag chair, or he can lay down flat and be a good pillow like Victor can.

It's very fun to just wrap around him and squeeze as tight as you can. Especially in when your in a bad mood. Very comforting to cry into.

I got him a couple years ago at a thrift store.

Named after Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Sakyo

Lev

Lev is a lion abt the size of a regular teddy bear (maybe slightly larger). I got him a thrift store so he's slightly worn out from age. He's mostly a pastel dark yellow-ish tan and his mane is dark brown. very huggable.

He's the stuffed animal I sleep with. Smells nice all the time, like the fabric softener.

Named after Lev Haiba (Haikyuu)

Sakoda

Emotional Support Iron Man

So Iron Man is small and he sparkles. He will hurt you/someone if thrown hard enough. Sakoda likes heroes bc they remind him of Sakyo they look cool. I'd hc that he got Iron Man from Sakyo when he was younger and its one of his most valued possessions and goes everywhere with him (or stays with Azamo or Sakyo at the dorm. Maybe Izumi or a couple others are on the list of who can watch over Iron Man.) Very protective of it.

Got the emotional support part of his name from a friend.

She saw Eddie Redmayne on a movie cover (think it was The Danish Girl) and started freaking out bc she loved him. I handed her the Iron Man and the next day she thanked me and said he was an Emotional Support Iron Man and the name stayed.

Azami

[Emotional Support] Spooder-Mon

Sakoda knew Azami as a kid. He most definitely got him the Spider-Man so they could have matching plushies.

Spider-Man is square and has little blob hands doing the web thingy. The tag said travel pillow, but he probably just chills by Azami's bed. When needed, Iron Man will be placed next to him if Sakoda can't take Iron Man with him.

I brought him to school one day and we had a bio test and all the people sitting around me passed him around and gave him a pat for good luck. We all got good grades and then he was dubbed as Emotional Support Spooder-Mon, but the Emotional Support title isnt part of his name (unlike the Iron Man).

i wanted guy in the pic, but i also wanted tsumu and hiso in the pic so you get 2 pics for winter

Winter Troupe:

Tsumugi

Phil

Phil is a zebra. He is a pillow pet zebra. Like Lucifer, Phil is also easy travel size. The bottom half of Phil is pink, so I refer to him as my pink zebra.

I just think it'd be cute to have Tsumugi with a pillow pet ok. I also thought he'd probably have has Phil for many years (since he was a kid) and Tasuku most definitely brings up things from when they were kids and shit.

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Tasuku: you chose the pink zebra, and for what???

Tsumugi: its a very aesthetically pleasing pastel pink.

Tasuku: THERE WAS A DOG PILLOW PET RIGHT THERE AND IT WAS CUTER

Tsumugi: dont talk bad abt Phil.

the rest of mankai: ????????

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I got phil before I got Lucifer many years ago. He was old when i got him and he is very old now. I love him so much.

Named after Phil Lester (AmazingPhil) [YouTube]

Tasuku

Cap

Cap is a husky. He was won from a claw machine with Steve.

There's just something abt the grey and white that gave me Tasuku vibes. Also, Cap's eyes are abt the same shade of blue as Tsumugi's and Tasuku knows this bc they are in love. Very squishy when hugged and with the way he sits, you could make it look like he's guarding something.

Named after Captain America (Marvel)

Homare

Ushijima (Ushi)

Ushijima, also called Ushi, is the last of my giant stuffed animals. He is abt 2-3 ft tall (like Sammy) and has a tail abt the same length.

Ushi is a raccoon thats mostly hot pink. Ushi's eyes are also pink and just abt the same shade as Homare's hair, although Ushi's fur is brighter by a few shades.

Ushi hurts when thrown/swung hard enough. Very fun to hug bc he's filled with beans (like beanie babies) so unlike all my other giant animals, he doesn't have to be fixed/adjusted after everytime you squeeze him. The tail has cotton tho and makes a good pillow.

Homare would definitely just see a 3 ft tall hot pink raccoon and claim it with no explanation.

Named after Ushijima Wakatoshi (Haikyuu)

Hisoka

Vladmir Dracula the 3rd (Vlad, Drac)

Vladmir Dracula the 3rd, who has many other names but usually goes by Vlad or Drac, is a vampire (surprise).

Vlad is a squishmallow thingy, and their tags say something abt them being able to be used as pillows, and thats why Hisoka gets Vlad.

Vlad is triangular in shape, with triangle ears, and triangle fangs, so I thought abt Misumi, but i figured Hisoka bc it's a pillow.

He's like the perfect travel size and he has a cape and a bowtie.

Named after Vlad the Impaler, the real life inspiration behind Dracula (my brother thought he was named after Vladmir Putin and I wanted to punch him for that but I was too busy laughing.)

Also named after Dracula, who was a vampire.

Idk where 'the 3rd' came from, but it's part of his name for forever.

Azuma

Sebastian

Sebastian is a dinosaur thats blue with a white tummy.

He's also a squishmallow, but he's bigger than Vlad by abt 2× as wide, so he'd be harder to carry around, which is why Hisoka got Vlad instead. Being a squishmallow means he looks more blob than dinosaur and i love it.

His tag said his name was Dominic or something, but I named him Sebastian before I actually checked the tag, so he's Sebastian.

Named after Sebastian (Black Butler) and Sebastian Stan (Actor)

Guy

Moriarty

Moriarty is my other polar bear. I got him with Sherlock and named him Moriarty bc Moriarty is Sherlock's nemesis.

He's just a plain white bear thats very huggable and adorable. I usually have a bowtie on him bc it makes him look fancy.

Guy would like him bc he's plain white and very fluffy.

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

So I have not finishes the song of Achilles yet but I have almost cried multiple times already so I'm terrified for when everything goes to shit

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#4

My thought on IT which emotionally destroyed me in my own home

If you don’t want spoilers from the book please don’t read!

Ben is a massive fucking simp let’s be real

Stephen King. Why you killing all the gays my dude?

Richie calling Eddie cute and pinching his cheek is my new life line thank you 

Just Richie and Eddie in general are my life line 

WHY EDDIE? JUST WHY?

I never want to read a child sex scene again in my life I was so uncomfy the whole time 

Mr Chips is a great name for a dog and I want to kill Henry for killing him

All of the kids were great and I would die for all of them 

Eddie grabbing Richie's cheek when he was dying made me screech

You could’ve brought Eddie with you Beverly. Don’t “wish” you could’ve. You definitely could have brought him with you. 

Who the hell is gonna tell Myra he’s dead? None of them remember each other 

NONE OF THEM ARE GOING TO REMEMBER EACH OTHER 

Them slightly remembering in their dreams or whatever doesn’t comfort me cause I can’t help but imagine Richie remember someone who he loves very much (EDDIE) dying right in front of him trying to tell him something, BUT THEN NOT REMEMBERING ANYTHING ABOUT WHY THIS PERSON IS SO IMPORTANT TO HIM AND WHY HE’S SO BROKEN EVERYTIME HE REMEMBERS. 

The fact that they won’t remember made me cry for a full hour and that’s because I kept thinking about forgetting my best friend and how that’s how they’re gonna feel but they won’t actual know and just ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I repeat AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“You know I...I...” YOU FUCKING WHAT EDDIE PLEASE JUST TELL HIM 

So in conclusion, I highly recommend this harrowing experience and I had a great/ horrible time

Thanks for reading my mental breakdown at 1 in the morning 

17 notes • Posted 2021-01-29 01:15:52 GMT

#3

Okay, so last night I finally watched The Hollow season 2 (LOVED IT btw) and I have like just 1 issue with it. Why is Weirdy helping DIGITAL COPIES of previous players??? Like they are DIGITAL COPIES and he's risking his entire job to save them. It just doesn't make sense to me. Real them are completely fine and sure they're self aware digital copies but I just why??

26 notes • Posted 2021-06-04 09:42:12 GMT

#2

Ben Wyatt owns every piece of my heart and I would kill for him

94 notes • Posted 2021-06-19 23:22:45 GMT

#1

My thoughts on The Song of Achilles 24 hrs after it destroyed my soul as I needed time to fucking process

If you don’t want spoilers from the book please don’t read!

WHY IS EVERYONE KILLING THE GAYS?

Die Patroclus' Dad. Your son is a bean and you do not deserve him you little bitch

Die Thetis until like the very last page literally, but I appreciate your work for the gays when you weren't a bitch

Die Agamemnon cause just fuck you dickface

DIE PYRRHUS PATROCLUS WAS NOT A BLOT ON YOUR FATHER'S HONOUR YOU FUCKER

Odysseus, I have read Circe so I know you kinda fucking suck too my guy but I appreciate you trying to get Patroclus' name next to Achilles

We also appreciate this man for essentially comparing Achilles and Patroclus to him and his wife

Also, Phoinix with his story about Meleager and Cleopatra and staring pointedly at Patroclus made me happy but also killed me

Bri is a queen and deserves better than what she fucking got. Fucking Pyrrhus and his bitch boy antics

Childhood best friends to lovers is like my favourite trope so just yes

Patroclus seeing Achilles fight for the first time and literally imagining him handling 20 guys easily: *under his breath* fuck me Achilles: What was that? Patroclus: I said fight me

That scene where Achilles just literally drags my boy off his chair was so cute but it also made me laugh so fucking hard

Achilles waiting for him instead of going to Chiron JUST KILL ME

Their first kiss and Achilles running made me scream like no the love of your life is right fucking there child, but Patroclus going anyway despite not knowing how things were after the kiss ahhhhhhh

"Patroclus I have given them enough. I will not give them this." Yes baby don't let them stop you be as gay as you fucking want (leave that to the shitty fates and your mother)

Achilles first instinct when seeing Patroclus' body to be to slash his own throat caused me to throw my book. Just anything to do his with reaction made me throw my book. Especially the ashes thing man

I'm skipping a whole bunch of stuff cause this is quite long already but imagining Achilles finally being at rest and relieved that he'll get to see Patroclus again only to still be alone but it's not like he can go back and I just sob

and Patroclus not being at rest till people know that he and Achilles were together killed me cause he was always so worried about being fully found out when they were alive but dead he was like no let the fucking world know I loved him and love him still.

I appreciate that Thetis did this though I think that was a nice moment when they both hated each other

In conclusion, they gay, I am in pain even 24 hrs after finishing this masterpiece. I will probably think about it and cry randomly for the next 20 yrs and I'm okay with that. I highly recommend this ride of knowing pretty much whats gonna go down but letting your soul be destroyed anyway

121 notes • Posted 2021-07-25 23:32:10 GMT

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UNDER THE TABLE

Paring: Dan Howell & Phil Lester (amazing phil) - Phan

Genre: Smut

Summary: Dan and Phil are neighbors and even though they aren’t particularly friends, their parents are and so they have dinner together every now and again. This time Phil keeps teasing Dan under the table until he isn’t anymore…

( kinda punk!phil and pastel!dan, but just a hint lol)

Author’ note: aaah this has been in my drafts for a looong time, I finally finish so here it is, hope you like it!

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The Howell's moved into the neighborhood two years ago, and soon became friends with the family next door. Well, not all of them. The thing is, Dan is an introvert, calm and nice guy who loves pastel colors and flower crowns. And Phil, the older son of the Lester's, is a rebel, party-all-night kinda guy who loves tattoos and piercings. They are complete opposites in almost everything.

Almost. Because when it comes to obeying their mothers they both do a pretty good job.

After the results of refusing to assist to the first dinner as good neighbours, neither of them has been brave (or idiotic, parse) enough to do it again.

Other thing about Phil that Dan discovered through the years is that he is the perfect description of what Louise, his best friend, calls a fuckboy. He has basically sleep with everyone in town and thinks he is like a Greek God or something alike just because he has choosen to be punk. And yes, he is pleasant to look at, with his cool tattoos and lip piercing, but does he really have to try to flirt with Dan every time they see each other?

Dan shakes he head. He DID NOT just admited that Phil is handsome. No, nopity, nope.

"How you doing, Danny?" the voice of said boy interrupts his thoughts.

"I was good, but then you called me that and now everything is ruined." he answers, over-exaggerating just for the sake of it.

"Oww, do you not like it?"

"No... For the million time."

They are in the kitchen at Phil's house, the chesnut is taking the cutlery necessary for their dinner and Phil is suppose to be helping.

"What do you want me to call you then?" He is not, he is being an ass. "Baby? Baby boy? Ahhn i kown.. kitten?"

"Can you shut up?! They could hear you." Dan says, turning to look at the door, is closed, but that doesn't mean their families can't potentially hear, right?

"Calm down, baby. They are probably talking about job and soccer and my mom's new curtains." Phil said with a laugh and Dan just rolls his eyes at the nickname.

One thing Dan has to admite is that Phil is really good at persisting, maybe if he had better goals like pass his exams and going to collage, he would make it. For Dan's bad luck, the only goal on Phil's mind right now is to fuck him.

"You didn't answer the question," the older says later in the middle of dinner. For some odd reason they always end up sitting next to each other.

"Sorry?"

"What you want me to call you?"

"My name?" Dan, answers, generally confussed.

"Shame. I thought you would be more kinky..." Phil says, disappoint on his voice. And although he is whispering, Dan looks around the table to check that no one heard.

"W-What do you mean?" there is a feeling that he probably shouldn't be asking those questions at dinner time, but he can't stop the words from falling out of his mouth.

"Mmmm you know... You look like the kind of person who likes to look soft and cute, but is actually into some hardcore shit." While Phil is talking like if it was a cassual conversation, the youngest is struggling to not choke on his food and act normal. Good thing the aldults are actually too busy talking about job to care.

"You surely have a lot of imagination." Dan managed to answer after a moment of silence.

"You bet I do," with a smirk on his face, Phil answers back. "And I bet you do too. C'mon, don't be a prude and tell me."

"I'm not a prude." argues Dan, trying not to give into Phil's persistence.

"So tell me..." he turns to the left, his blue eyes looking into Dan's brown ones. Is obvious that the youngest is trying his best to hold the glare, but when Phil next words are accompanied by his hand being placed on top of Dan's thigh, giving it a soft squish, is enough to make him look away. "what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?"

Dan doesn't know what he hates the most: the question, it being asked in a low tone that make him shiver or that Phil is touching him and he is not doing anything about it.

"I-i... I'm not telling you." he stutter back, mentally hitting his head for letting Phil affect him in that way and showing it.

"Oh but you have done some?" Phil says excitedly, a smirk playing on his lips while he starts to rub gently his thumb over Dan's leg.

"What? No, no. That's not what I said." he denies, moving his leg so it's away from Phil. But the black-haired boy is quicker, tightening his hold, and bringing it back to where it was. The gasp Dan have let out by the action not going inoticed by the older.

Phil laughs a bit, enjoying having that kind of effect on people. "Your face is maching the sauce." he comments, meentioning the food his mom cooked.

"Shut up." Dan grows. While Phil keeps eating he can't manage to roll properly the spagetti on his folk, all his atention on Phil's fingers caressing his inner thigh up and down, like if it was the most normal thing to do in the middle of dinner. Oh, but is Phil Lester who is he talking about, of course that's normal for him.

"Are you okay, honey?" Mrs Howell asks his son as she noticed he is just playing with the food. Dan throws a look at Phil's direction, but the guy is looking at his plate, "Yes, mum." he answers finally with a small smile, and the woman returns it. "Dan has been really stress lately," she coments, "with homework and those school things, you know.." the rest of the adults nod, agreeing on the misery of the highschool student.

"Poor baby," Phil agrees, "I could help you relax..." he murmurs, changing his movements to ones more persistence. This time his fingers aren't the only ones touching Dan, but his full hand is been dragged in the same pattern, up and down, somehow making more contact with Dan even through the light blue jeans he is wearing, affecting him the doble amount and making his breath halt everytime Phil's hand gets to close to his crotch.

Dan hates to admit it, but the actions are starting to have consequences. He is getting hard because of Phil Lester, thing he swear was impossible to happen.

As his mind keeps debating whatever or not he should be enjoying the situation, Phil's hand goes up more, his fingers brushing over Dan's bulge. "Aahh" Dan breaths in response for the contact and getting his mom's attention. They share a look, Dan trying to dismiss the situation as quick as posible by taking some food into his mouth. Helpfully the woman didn't see his hand was shaking with adrenaline out of the fear of being caught and she looks away.

But Phil is clearly attent to every of Dan's moves and a smirk of satisfaction within himself is permanent on his face as he continues touching his neighbour, bringing his hand up again, this time cuping Dan.

The chestnut successes on not making any noices by biting down on his lower lip. He also close his legs together as Phil starts palming his semi-erection, glaering at Phil. What does he thinks he is doing?! This time Phil is looking back and he winks at Dan before clearing his throat, getting the attention from the whole table.

His hand still between Dan's legs.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK IS HE DOING?

Dan is seriusly freaking out, not knowing what to do. If he frees Phil's hand there is a possibility of him keeping up the teasing and Dan being caught with a boner in the middle of dinner... And so he stay still, hoping no-one notice how hard his lip is hurting from biting it.

"...I know my grades aren't that great, but I got a good one on my final last year so I though-"

"That's a good idea, Phil!" agrees Mrs. Lester, to what? Dan doesn't know, too distracted when the other teen was talking. "Is so nice from you, right Dan?" says Mrs. Howell.

"Uhm... Yes." it sounds more like a question, because he actually doesn't know what is nice from Phil. The guy just got him hard and their parents act like it's the best thing ever. Yeah, really nice.

"We are going to my room, then." Phil anunces and Dan is almost sure the smile in everyone faces just grow up 110% more. Phil knudgs his legs with Dan's, signalling to let go of his hand. "I have my notes and all there so we can study." he stands up, making his way to the stairs, looking over his shoulder at Dan, waiting for him to follow.

And he does, because is what everyone seems to expect him to do and also because he really needs to get out of the dinning room and do something about the situation on his pants. So, thankful for his pink oversized jumper that covers the state of his private parts, Dan makes his way up the stairs, following Phil to his room.

"What was that about?!" Dan demands as soon the door is closed behind him.

"I saved you from cumming in front of our parents. Your welcome, by the way."

"I meant: what you thought you were doin-" he makes a pause, not really wanting to admit that yes, he just got hard because of Phil Lester out loud.

"Oh, you mean..." Phil trase off, stepping closer to him, "this?"

"Aaah!" is Dan's response, because Phil's hand is back to his crotch.

"Fuck, you're so responsive." Phil whispers, making the other realized how close they really are from each other. "And I haven't even touch you properly," There is something about the tone Phil use on his last phrase that makes Dan catch his breath, is like he is promising the brunnet something he has wanted all his life without really knowing. "That's what you want, baby?" Phil asks, his breath tickling at the side of Dan's neck, not really touching him apart from the movements of his hand but making the younger feel like he is touching every where.

Or at least, like he wants that.

"P-Phil..." it comes as a gasp, his next words staying on his throat.

"Or do you want me to stop?" as soon as he says it he steps back, and Dan feels like dying.

"No!" he shouts quickly, "No, I n-need..."

"You need to study for your exam, remember, that's why we are here," that confuses Dan, taking him a moment to realized is the excuse Phil gave to their parents but now he doesn't have time to point out that he 'don't need a punk like you as tutor, I'm the best on my class' because said punk is walking away from him.

"Wait, come back," Dan more like pleads, taking the other by his wrist. But Phil doesn't budge, smirking because gosh he have been waiting for this so fucking long. "I need you."

Then it doesn't take Phil long to have Dan pinned against the door, his lip piercing a bit harsh against Dan's soft lips as they kiss euphoricly. The youngest tasting a hint of smoke and coffe as Phil's tounge makes it's way to his mouth. A moan makes it's way through Dan's lips, his hips moving unconsciously, thrusting against Phil looking for any kind of contact.

"Look at you," Phil talks, breaking the kiss and taking in how flustered the other is. "all needy and hot." he puts a leg between Dan's, one of his hands running below his jumper and the other unzipping the blue pale jeans.

Dan's cheeks are more red than ever, his hair is all mesy thanks to Phil running his hand through it and his dick is so hard it's starting to hurt, the friction from Phil's leg not enough to please him.

"P-phil..." he doesn't know why he is calling him, but the guy apparently does as he takes him on his hand.

"Shh, I got you." he says against Dan's neck, making him shiver. "I'm gonna make you feel so good, baby. Let me do it,"

"P-please, Oh my- aah.. Please Phil." Dan pants, moaning as Phil moves his hand just the right way.

"Fuck, you are so loud."

"I'm not," Dan bits his lip, refusing to let out any other sound, but he fails as Phil sucks particularly hard on his neck, just proving his point.

"You are." he looks at Dan's face, at his pout as Phil's hand come to a stop. "And I love it, believe me, is really hot." he says honestly, smiling at the brunnet before placing his hands on his waist and making Dan turn around, humping his hard on with the other's ass, letting out a sound of his own.

'fuck', Dan thinks, pushing back a bit, 'I made that happened.'

"But..." Phil kiss the nape of his neck, slighding his hands down his neighbours body, bringing down his jeans and boxers as well, getting Dan naked from the waist down. "You need to remember," when he pause this time Phil's hands are not on Dan, whos makes a clomplain noise as he push his butt back, needy for attention. For his bad luck Phil is not close enough, in fact, as he looks over his shoulder he can see the guy taking something out of his bed side drawer. Lube, probably.

'Fuck' Dan repeats, Phil is going to fuck him'

"To keep quite," Phil continuous, coming back to the other, running his hands over Dan’s bare bum as he talks, "can you do that, Danny?"

The youngest groans, but not for the nickname he is always complaining he doesn't like, but because Phil's fingers are so close to where he needs them. "Yes, yes... just, do something..."

"Something like what?" Phil asks, mostly playing dumb because he knows what exactly Dan wants, "something like this?"

"F-fuck!" Dan is not normally the type who swears, and he also promises to be quite, but is imposible to compous when Phil has two of his long pale fingers inside of Dan. And although is a bit uncomfortable at first, when Phil curves them the right way it feels like heaven. "Oh, God... P-phil" he babbles, his words not making sense any more, his forehead against the wood of the door and his hips thrusting back against the punk. Wanting more, needing more.

"You're so hot, fucking yourself on my fingers, baby." Phil's dirty talk against his ear makes Dan's breath go even faster. But he is proud when Dan follows instructions and keep silence, bitting down on the sleve of his jumper. His lip probably to sensible now to do it.

"Bet you do this a lot, don't you? You finger yourself. I can imagine it, you kneeling on your bed, one hand playing with your nipples," as Phil describes this his hand makes it's way up to Dan's sensible chest, rolling one nub between his fingers before going to the other. "And the other one is behind, playing with your little hole. Such a naughty boy."

Dan can't help the loud moans that left his mouth when Phil hits against the particularly spot once again. Until this point he has been neglecting his dick, too afraid of cuming if he touch himself even in the minimum, but now it's starting to hurt for how hard he has been for the last minutes so he reached down, moaning again.

And before he can notice Phil's free hand is covering his mouth, muffling the erotic sounds he seems impossible to stop doing. "Told you to keep quite, babe." Phil says as sternly as he can managed, the situation making efects on him as well. And if he is completely honest, he could come just from the pornographics sounds Dan keeps making. "You don't want our parents hearing you been such a slut, do you?"

Dan shakes his head frantically, or at least as frantic as he can when Phil is all over him. "Good boy," Phil purs, taking his fingers out off Dan and using his hand to bring his waist back, Dan's butt touching his now naked hard on.

Dan would question when do even Phil's pants and underwear came off but the feeling of Phil's length against his used ass, even if he is not been fucked, is the best Dan could ask for in that moment.

Phil can tell Dan is moaning against his hand as he humps his dick with the guy's butt. Dan goes back to pushing back, stroking his cock as fast as his heart is pounding on his chest.

He doesn't know if he could take Phil fucking him in that moment, he can feel his orgasm approaching just for the stimulation he has been given now, the image of the older one been aroused by him and, mostly, the thought of their parents downstairs while Phil humps between his ass without actually fucking him.

"Look so good, feel so good," Phil says, and Dan is a bit jealous of the enough control the older one still has to dirty talk when Dan himself feels like he can't take it anymore. He can feel his orgasm approaching and tries to warn his neighbor by holding the forearm of the hand muffling his sounds.

"Come for me, baby... C'mon..." Phil whispers, taking the hint and throwing Dan over the verge.

He comes in his fist, bagging his head against the door with the movements produced by the orgasm and he doesn't care about the noise or the pain, he just stands there, while Phil continues to use him to reach his own orgasm.

"Would love to fuck you properly... Bet it would feel so good"

"I-i want you to do it" Dan murmurs back because if he gets to cum as good as he just did, he wouldn't hate Phil that much anymore.

And it seems that the punk is as aroused as Dan by the the thought of it, becuase that answer is what it take for him cover Dan's ass with white strikes of cum.

                             the end.

let me know if I should write a part 2???

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You said if I had any other prompt he he.(smut prompt; 2009? Phil doesn't let Dan touch him much during sex expect well kissing and bjs etc and mostly focuses on Dan's pleasure. Dan finds out its because he's super sensitive in various places and takes advantage of that info. Overstimulation? Bondage? Etc he he)

Nobody Said Phil Wasn't Sensitive

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Summary: Phil has been sitting on a secret about himself for him and Dan's entire relationship. What happens when Dan accidentally finds out that Phil is a bit more sensitive than he thought?Genre: SmutWord Count: 3,041Reading Time: 00:11:17Disclaimer: Characters are works of fiction and no copyright infringement is intended. I do not own Dan or Phil and as far as I know, this never happened.

This is one of the shortest smut fics I’ve ever written. You people should be proud. I nearly never drop below 5,000 words! I hope you enjoy this, Anonymous. ;)

When two people decide to start dating, they are thrusted full throttle into the honeymoon stage and are inseparable. Dan and Phil were no different. The beginning of their relationship was amazing. With cute dates, sultry kisses and of course, all the sex a human could wish for.

Phil Lester was a downright Casanova. He was amazing in bed and Dan was the perfect and willing subject for his magic touch. Dan often joked about secretly leaking a sex tape JUST to prove how amazing their sex life was. Of course, with their careers, that would be detrimental and in reality, Dan wanted Phil all to himself. And all to himself, he was.

Phil was dominant in nature and even though their audience pegged him as the cute and quirky one of their pairing, Dan knew from the moment they kissed, that Phil would be his top. Phil didn’t like hands running over his body or tongues lapping at places unknown. He didn’t encourage Dan to touch him at all really, mainly focusing on the younger boy’s pleasure. And for the longest time, Dan figured it was because Phil just didn’t have that many sensitive areas. Areas of which Dan had multiple. His neck, his ribs, his stomach - right below the belly button, his inner thigh, his ankles… Phil had pinpointed Dan’s sensitive spots during the first week. As if he were scanning something for weaknesses. He spent hours worshiping Dan’s body, trailing his fingers up and down his skin, whispering sweet nothings in his ear until each spot revealed itself like a bubble in a boiling pot of water.

But when Dan tried to do the same, Phil would shake his head and somehow flip them over so he was sucking a hickey into Dan’s neck and tracing his fingers along his pant line. This would leave Dan sighing with pleasure and eventually give up his quest to please Phil, as Phil would do the job slowly and meticulously, all the while, getting off on his own with the very occasional blow job from Dan.

All of this to distract Dan from a secret that Phil had been sitting on his entire life.

It was actually during a very non-sexual situation that Dan chipped the first tip off the iceberg that was Phil’s body. It was a Friday night and he was using Phil’s kitchen to make something for dinner almost halfway through their first year of dating. Secretly, Dan was expecting to get laid tonight. It wasn’t much of a secret, considering Phil told him specifically that if Dan made him dinner, he’d get a reward in the bedroom. Who the fuck was Dan Howell to refuse such a bargain? So with a spoon in one hand and an allspice blend in the other, he was cooking a right meal for Phil and all the while begging for something special that night.

Until Phil picked up a pair of tongs and tried to flip over the chicken, Dan had steered clear of the older boy. He knew that the more they touched now, the less Dan would get later. But Phil was messing with his special dinner and Dan also knew that the more Phil helped him, the less he would get rewarded with. So Phil was going to let go of those tongs whether he liked it or not.

“Phil.” Dan scolded, dropping his spoon and setting down his little shaker of spice. “Don’t touch my chicken. Back off. I’m cooking for you. Remember?”

Phil just glanced his way and smirked.

“And why can’t I help?” He knew exactly why he couldn’t help. Dan’s eyebrows went up and he stepped closer.

Phil was holding on to the tongs and Dan’s eye twitched.

“Go sit down, Phil,” Dan ordered, a sliver of dominance showing through his usual docile and timid manner. Phil seemed to recognize it as a challenge, his eyes darkening and Dan’s little parade of power only grew. “Go sit down or I’ll make you.”

Phil huffed out a laugh. Surely Dan was joking. He couldn’t make Phil do anything. Not when Phil knew every button on Dan’s body that would drop him to his knees in a matter of seconds.

“I’m serious, Phil,” Dan’s façade was rather good and he could tell that Phil’s demeanor was cracking. Maybe he actually thought Dan was being intimidating, or maybe he thought it was cute. Either way, it was working.

But when Dan stepped closer to Phil and he mimicked something that Phil did to him in the bedroom all the time, he was shocked to hear the pair of tongs hit the floor with a clatter. Dan’s eyes went wide.

Dan had used his teeth to nipple slightly at the collar of Phil’s neck while sliding his hands up Phil’s chest and over the older boy’s nipples. This was something that Phil did to Dan all the time and it usually sent Dan into a trance. But now, Phil was standing there trembling and biting his lip. Dan was completely caught off guard.

He had never done that to Phil before because Phil simply didn’t allow it. He didn’t ask and he certainly didn’t give any hints that he would like that kind of touch. Dan was only doing it to take on the dominant role that Phil usually did and now the blue-eyed boy was glaring down at him with something akin to a plea in his eyes.

“Phil?” Dan was frozen, his hands still resting gently on his lover’s pectorals.

Phil didn’t answer.

So Dan did the most logical thing a person could do in this situation. He did it again. This time, Phil’s breath hitched and Dan was sure that it wasn’t just a fluke. Phil was completely stuck where he was, his heart beat starting to race and his face forming a more desperate expression.

Dan pressed Phil up against the kitchen counter and reached behind him to turn off the stove. Dinner was going to have to wait.

Dan almost growled as he took Phil’s lips up into his, lapping at Phil’s mouth a little harder than usual if only to show that it was his turn. But it wasn’t that that kept Phil stationary, it was Dan’s hand that was sliding under Phil’s Gangar shirt and fiddling with Phil’s now completely erect nipples.

“Dan…” Phil protested, his voice like a tea kettle that had just begun to whine. Only, Dan didn’t stop there. He gently guided Phil backward and down the hall to his open bedroom door. Phil was trying to put up a fight but every time Dan flicked his finger over one little nub, he whined again and Dan was able to get him down the hallway no problem. Slipping the two inside was easy and once Dan threw Phil on the bed, it was over for the older boy and he knew it.

Dan gently peeled off Phil’s shirt and smirked when he saw how puffed and pink his boyfriend’s nipples were now. He didn’t let Phil’s shirt leave his arms however, smirking as he used it to tie Phil’s writhing wrists together. Phil’s eyes fluttered shut when Dan started kissing down his forearms and towards his armpits that proved to be rather sensitive.

Dan was enthralled by how easy it was to make Phil crumble beneath him. Is this what he usually looked like? Desperately pleading for Phil to satisfy him? On the one hand, he felt like a shitty boyfriend for never realizing how sensitive Phil was to touch, but on the other hand, he felt betrayed - like his partner didn’t tell him how to fully please him. And for that, he was to be punished.

Phil could feel the change in mood and Dan was more than happy to play this role. If Phil was hiding something, it was Dan’s job to find it tonight.

He lapped at Phil’s neck and slid his hands up his torso before latching onto his jugular with his teeth. He nipped and scratched, enough to make Phil squirm and Dan realized how hard his boyfriend was when his cock brushed up against Dan’s leg.

Phil was being so good, keeping his hands above his head for Dan and it was obvious he was unable to move even if he wanted to. Dan’s tongue was talented, Phil had told him himself, but only on the areas he had been allowed to lap.

Dan slid his hand down Phil’s chest and stopped when his fingertips hit the belt that Phil’s member was currently trying to escape. Dan decided he would help his boyfriend and had become quite the expert in removing said article. He removed it with one hand and suddenly Phil’s cock was springing up and twitching for attention.

Dan didn’t even consider how hard he was in his own jeans, convinced that Phil was much more important tonight. He marveled for a moment at the cock that had just revealed itself - somehow impressed each time he saw it - and slowly started leaving sloppy kisses down Phil’s unsteady chest. When he reached Phil’s nipples, he let his mouth encircle one and God he wished he’d known about this sooner. Phil’s back arched off the bed and he let out a moan that Dan hadn’t heard Phil expel once in his life. Dan’s actions stopped and he looked up at the panting boy beneath him and then down at the cock that was now leaking pre-come all over Phil’s stomach. Dan didn’t let this trip him up for long and he continued working his tongue over the sensitive area that he’d never thought to try.

When he was done and Phil was properly trembling, he licked up the mess Phil had made on his stomach, careful to avoid touching Phil’s cock altogether and yanked his pants down the rest of the way. He started experimenting with other places on Phil’s lower half, paying special attention to his inner thighs where he had specifically been told not to touch. Just as expected, Phil whined some more and Dan realized that it was not because Phil didn’t like being touched in these places, it was that he liked it a little too much. Dan smiled as he discovered Phil’s weakness, now biting gently at the sensitive skin.

“D-Dan…please…” Phil finally spoke, his arms cooperatively staying where they were, his eyes shut and his mouth barely able to close in an effort to form words. “Please…I need to come.”

Dan looked up with a face of mischief as he smirked.

“Nobody said you couldn’t…” Dan teased, barely stopping his love bites for his answer. Phil blinked back at him, realizing this as well and wondering what the catch might be. But he didn’t have time to think it through because he was trying his hardest not to blow.

Dan hadn’t even touched him and it was when Dan’s nose brushed lightly on Phil’s tight balls that he heard the older man’s breath hitch and saw his cock twitch. Apparently, it was enough and Phil’s come went everywhere. All over his chest and a single speck landed on his neck. Dan smirked up at Phil who was trying his hardest to recover when it finally clicked. Dan wasn’t going to stop. Phil was allowed to come, but Dan wasn’t done. Not even close.

Phil’s trembling body tried to brace itself, but suddenly Dan was climbing over him and licking up the mess that Phil had just created. He wasn’t doing it in an “aftercare and tender” sort of way either. He was sucking and leaving hickeys up Phil’s body as Phil squirmed.

When Dan finally worked his way down Phil’s body and Phil could feel his breath on his cock, he started to whimper. These whimpers were nothing like they were only minutes ago. When Dan picked up Phil’s cock with his lips and began to deep throat him like he always did, Phil’s mouth hung open and his eyes squeezed shut. Normally, this was what brought Phil to completion and now that he was already done, the pleasure was too much. Phil’s palms were digging into the sheets and his fingers were threatening to rip them.

“I-I can’t…please Dan…it h-h-hurts!” Phil pleaded, his words just a string of his whine. “Dan, please. I can’t…I can’t come again…”

“Nobody said you could.” Dan’s sass was over the top and he knew he was torturing the boy. But Dan knew if Phil wanted it to be over, he would make that clear. Months ago they made a safe word for Dan and thank goodness they’ve never had to use it, but because Dan didn’t hear Phil shout “aardvark”, he wasn’t planning to stop just yet.

Dan could feel Phil heating up, his body burning and sweating with pleasure, and Dan was starting to feel his own cock against his zipper. As quickly as possible, he released himself from Phil and shucked his clothes. They landed on the bed beside them and with speed he didn’t even know he possessed, he was back on Phil, their cocks rubbing together as Dan ground on Phil’s helpless body.

“How come you never told me, Philly?” Dan whispered in his ear, his lips touching the side of Phil’s earlobe and leaving a hot trace behind. Phil’s whined and shook his head. “Is this what you were afraid of?”

Phil nodded gently and Dan just looked down at a pair of slitted blue eyes.

“Well then…” Dan sat up on Phil’s lap, giving him a little break. “How about we make a deal…”

Phil was trying to catch his breath as Dan rubbed gentle circles around the sensitive nubs that looked to be throbbing with overstimulation.

“I want to watch you pleasure yourself. And once I come, we’ll call it a night,” Dan bargained, his one hand already stroking his own member. He was close already, but he didn’t want to tell Phil that. “I want to see where those other pleasure spots are and you know how lazy I am.”

Phil looked horrified but also incredibly turned on. He was blinking back at Dan and he bit his lip as he thought of all the places he could pleasure his own body.

“Do we have a deal?”

Phil nodded and Dan licked his lips.

“Such a good boyfriend…” he praised while he reached forward and untied Phil’s wrists. The older boy brought his hands up and stretched them a bit to gain a little time. Dan pulled his ass off of Phil’s thighs and let himself straddle the boy without touching him. His cock hung heavy over his boyfriend and he looked down at his hand for a moment as he admired the position they were in. This was as dominant as Dan had ever been and it was a massive turn on for them both. Dan could see that Phil’s cock was already semi-hard again and Dan was biting his tongue in an attempt not to compliment Phil’s flushed form.

“S-should I start?” Phil’s uneven breath was deeper now, his eyes glancing at Dan for permission.

“Nobody said you couldn’t,” Dan answered. Phil looked unamused, but he wasn’t really in a position to complain, and his hand worked its way to his own collarbones, tracing them delicately and then letting his fingers dance down to his nipples. The flesh was so over worked that Phil hissed a little when he touched his left one.

Dan worked his hand over his cock and his heart beat picked up its pace. Dan could tell that Phil was pushing his own limits and God damn it was hot.

He worked at his nipples for a minute and then Dan watched as Phil smoothed his hands over his stomach, reaching down and scratching his thighs with his nails. He watched Phil’s cock twitch in reaction and Dan mewled with pleasure. His cock was getting redder and he knew his load was not far from spilling.

But that’s when Phil did something that Dan really didn’t expect. He reached his hand up to his mouth, put his finger in-between his lips and sucked for a moment, only to release the same finger covered in a coating of saliva. He then moved quickly, pushing his finger below his balls and into the hole that Dan hadn’t even thought about.

Dan was the bottom! Phil had never taken interest in bottoming before and Dan’s mouth dropped open when Phil hooked his finger up and moaned at his own pleasure.

Dan was close and he didn’t let his eyes shut as he stroked over his tip a couple times.

Then Dan was coming and he was moaning and he was staring down at Phil who was screaming in pleasure as well. The come was landing on the heaving boy’s torso when Phil’s cock spit something out as well.

Phil was coming again.

Both of them froze and they were panting in unison, Phil’s body trembling and Dan’s knees getting weak.

“Holy shit,” Phil whispered, his head rolling back onto the pillow.

“Yeah…” Dan climbed off the older boy and used his own boxer shorts to wipe up the mess he had made on his perfect boyfriend. “God, Phil. I can’t believe you never told me about…” He let the sentence trail off as he gestured over the boy’s body. He was in shock. He had just made Phil come twice and Phil hadn’t even fucked him. “You’re so sensitive.”

Phil shook his head and laughed. “Nobody said I wasn’t.”

Dan glared at him and he collapsed on the bed beside Phil.

“Don’t test me, Phil. I know your secrets now,” Dan threatened, wrapping his arms around the still panting boy beside him. “Plus, we aren’t done with dinner and I still have a chance to poison you.”

“Mmhmm.” Phil didn’t even open his eyes when he kissed the top of Dan’s head. “But you wouldn’t.”

“You’re right,” Dan sighed. “Who else would I torture if you died?”

Phil just squeezed Dan tight and bit his lip. “You call that torture?” He laughed. “Just wait until tomorrow, Danny. I promise I’ll get my revenge.”

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Soulmate AU's (Tattoos) (2) Masterlist

part one

Blue Fish (ao3) - potatocakesparker

Summary: PJ leant back and laughed. “Oh my god, oh my fucking god, it’s just your luck isn’t it? Out of thousands of crazy, random fans, one of them is your soulmate!”

Broken (ao3) - eternalester

Summary: When your soulmate speaks to you for the first time, the words they have said become a tattoo on your wrist. Dan worries that he'll never find his soulmate, or maybe he doesn't even have one, because he doesn't want a romantic relationship at all. After a talk with his mother, Dan finds out that he's aromantic and that not all soulmates necessarily have to be someone you're dating.

Can I trust your vision when I can’t mine (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: When your soulmate thinks about you, you can see what they see. Can Phil find his soulmate in this situation?

Fuck The Universe™ (ao3) - min_min

Summary: Everybody is born with two marks on each wrist.

The one on their left holds the name of the person's soulmate. The other one holds the name of the person, who will kill them.

And sometimes people are born with identical names on both wrists.

i knew it (ao3) - sunkissdreams

Summary: everybody is born with what are called ‘telltale marks’. they are dark marks that show where their soulmate will touch them for the first time. these marks could be in an easily concealable location, or blatantly out in the open.

dan and phil both conceal their marks, ashamed that they haven’t met their soulmate yet. maybe their soulmate was sitting across the room from them all along.

i’ll return as soon as possible (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: dan joins a soulmate match website because he’s impatient and tired

i’m sure i used to be so free (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: fiona lester, on how she realizes that she’s not actually fiona and how long it takes for him and dan howell to figure out they’re soulmates.

companion piece to i’ll return as soon as possible

Key and Padlock (ao3) - Star4545

Summary: Based on the prompt: You and your soulmate share the same heart. Person A and B were born the same day and at the same time. They will have a special mark or tattoo over where their heart is. It could be a flower, a animal, a star, etc. You also can know if your soulmate is in pain thanks to their heart bond?

But here’s the catch, if Person A or B dies or gets any infection or illness in the heart, the other also dies or gets the illness.

Dan and Phil have matching soulmate marks: a key and padlock.

not that souls are a thing (ao3) - dieofthatroar

Summary: Your soulmate's first words to you appear on the younger's 18th birthday. It's just that. Classic soulmate au.

slutty, slutty soulmates (ao3) - sierraadeux

Summary: Easy, not stupid. And maybe Dan does have some standards. Not like he’s thinking about settling for anything while he looks the guy up and down, so many of his boxes ticked it’s honestly a little overwhelming.

or

soulmates and where not to find them

Someday (ao3) - philsdrill

Summary: “Everyone had a link with their soulmates, some could hear some of their partners thoughts, some had a tattoo that would appear with their partners name; for me, I knew when they got sick.” For a while Phil has thought that his soulmate might have an eating disorder and doesn’t expect to meet him in the restaurant where he works.

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But... (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Every child is born with a tattoo on their forearm - the first words that their one true soulmate will say to them. Dan and Phil found each other years ago, but these days their forearms bear something different. Their last words to one another, printed in black ink.

the most fun we've ever had (ao3) - Mangomelions (orphan_account)

Summary: soulmate AU where the last words your soulmate says to you are written on your arm. and you can't ever tell them. weirdly explains a lot of real life events.

The right people (ao3) - ykari

Summary: Just the fluffy Soulmate AU you're looking for when you're sad and lonely. Dan and Phil live in a world where you get a mark on your arm on your eighteenth birthday with your soulmate's first words to you. Phil is an hopeless romantic and is quite surprised when his mark turns out to be that long.

The Universe is a Snek (ao3) - JudeAraya

Summary: Dan whispered. “I didn’t believe it was real.”

Phil said, “I can’t believe it took so long.”

According to scientists, sometime at the turn of the century the appearance of soulmarks began to wane. By the time Dan turned eighteen they were downright rare.

As in, so rare Dan secretly thought they were bullshit.

Transformed (ao3) - PhancyPheast (DoubleX)

Summary: A quote tattoo soulmate AU, in which Dan takes a moment to research his quote and decide to boost his chances.

You Light Me Up (ao3) - ShippingFangirl26 (IceQueenJules26)

Summary: From their 17th birthday on, wizards could try performing a spell to find their soulmate via marks on their arm. Phil was anxiously waiting for the day to perform it, but he never really expected it to fail...

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Witchcraft Masterlist

A feather in the Wind (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Phil is an overprotective parent and Dan's just trying to do what's best for their kids. When their daughter has a bad day on their first day of school Phil decided to step in with a little good luck charm. It doesn't go as well as he'd hoped.

Blessed with a Curse (ao3) - Mi_Munson

Summary: A prince accidentally wrongs a wizard and is cursed so that no woman shall ever love him. Fortunately, the prince is gay and now that the wizard is a little calmer he notices that the prince is super cute.

Sparks fly, and not because of a magic spell.

Déjà Vu (ao3) - xawesometrio

Summary: Daniel Howell was born with the curse of immortality and the only way to break that curse is to meet his soulmate twice and fall in love twice. He has already met Philip once and now he must wait for the chance to find him again.

A/N: Yes, I did put character death as a warning in the description, but that is just for Philip dying the first time (he comes back, hence reincarnation). This story will have a happy ending, I promise! I wanted to include that as a warning just in case though!

do what thou wilt (ao3) - sunflowerwitches (orphan_account)

Summary: dan has always known that he isn't a normal human, he grew up wiccan in the middle of seventeenth-century england. he definitely knew he wasn't normal when he has to flee his family home due to the witch trials taking place. he flees to pendle hill in lancashire which isn't completely different to his life back home

Exile (ao3) - kae_karo

Summary: Exile’s a fucking bitch. Dan finds himself kicked out of town and searching for literally anywhere out of the rain - somehow, he must have just enough luck, as he stumbles upon a seemingly abandoned house in the middle of the forest. Except it isn’t abandoned, and the resident isn’t exactly…normal…

Magic Shop (ao3) - your_starless_eyes

Summary: It made sense that Dan would need time to recover from the tour, just the same as Phil. It was logical reasoning.

How was he supposed to know? How was Phil supposed to know that it was, in fact, a bigger issue than he could imagine?

move your body when the sunlight dies (ao3) - phegetarian

Summary: dan is cursed, phil is a witch.

and i can't do summaries.

No Nicer Witch Than You (ao3) - inevera13

Summary: A black cat with hazel eyes has decided to plague Phil, a witch living peacefully in the middle of the forest. Phil decidedly hates the cat! ...until it goes missing.

Rose Quartz (ao3) - Perrikara

Summary: Dan and Phil practice witchcraft in their spare time - but Phil seems to be having a hard time with one particular spell. No matter how hard he tries, it just won't find him a way to improve his charms. Dan, accustomed to his complaining, helps him see that he might be misreading the signs.

The Knight of Wands (ao3) - husbants

Summary: Phil Lester is a witch that has a black corgi instead of a cat. He’s also socially awkward and hasn’t lived away from his parents in, well... ever. That is, until now. When he moves into a cottage on the outskirts of London and his next door neighbor is a pretty man that hums to himself as he waters his plants and has a halo of chocolate curls on his head, Phil turns to the one thing he knows can’t fail him: magic. It won’t fail him now, right?

The Most Beautiful Forbidden Fruit - botanistlester

Summary: In a world where witches and humans live side-by-side, a war breaks out after the two species procreate, producing bloodthirsty children. As a result, the government puts laws into place: Witches and humans must never fall in love or bear children. It’s a rule that Dan Howell and his family have lived hand-in-hand with, even going so far as to make sure that Dan never has prolonged contact with the other species. When Dan goes to his favourite magic shop one day, he meets the new employee, Phil Lester. A human who he can’t seem to get rid of.

The Storyteller's Puppeteer (ao3) - Nekia

Summary: Phil is a storyteller known for his whimsical stories, charming characters and plenty of action. Unbeknownst to him, a kind of magic has brought his stories to life. Enter Dan, a puppeteer mastered in the art of black magic. Dan had always worked in the shadows, a feared member of the village. However, now Dan and Phil must work together to bring a finish to Phil's beloved stories.

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Fics With Titles That Start With L (4) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three

Lamb (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Phil goes to the house that has plagued him with nightmares for two decades

Lane Boy (ao3) - disloyalorderoftrash (orphan_account)

Summary: Dan is a bored law student who hates university. One weekend, he has a one night stand with some stranger in some bar. However, when he returns to university after the break, he meets this stranger again - as his new teacher. They take up a casual affair, but will they be able to keep it secret? Is it really just casual and meaningless? And will Dan finally find the courage to quit university and start following his dreams?

Lap It Up (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Phil knows exactly what Dan needs

last disco (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Two ridiculously-dressed guys meet on a night out.

(An AU where Dan gets dragged to the club and meets Phil, who’s dressed as the world’s gayest cowboy.)

Last Fling (Before the Ring) (ao3) - phanetixs

Summary: "-some baldy McGee pushes me against some chair and starts you know- gyrating his hips in my face and it was all very traumatic.”

“That’s a lap dance, Philly.”

(Or the story of Dan and Phil, stag nights, and why Phil Lester absolutely cannot go clubbing alone)

Laundry & Taxes (ao3) - serendipnpipity

Summary: In the world of yazisnotonfire and AmazingFiona, Yazi Howell still doesn't know how to do her laundry.

laundry day (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: “Moving in?” Phil jokes mildly when he opens the door and sees the suitcase.

Lavender Lace (ao3) - Emejig16

Summary: Dan absolutely loves it when dom!Phil gets rough with him. He especially loves it when he chokes him.

Law of Obligations: Contracts, Restitution, Tort (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: He can’t think, he can’t breathe, it’s all too much. He’s feeling too much. He’s feeling everything. It’s all too fucking much. God, it’s a terrible neurotic contrast to those grey patches of time where he can’t feel anything at all. He has no idea how to bear it.

A fic about panic attacks and academic stress.

leaned a bit too hard (ao3) - jailedmoonshine

Summary: Growing up, Phil resented her name. She already didn't care for dresses and heels, so it was even harder convincing people she was actually a girl. As the years pass and her styles change, she decides to stop for a pint at a pub along her drive, giving her body a chance to breathe from the chill that was coming in.

Hang on... is that a nun?

Legends of the Light of Heart (ao3) - serendipnpipity

Summary: “For being Your Royal Highness, you know, you’re a bit of a spoon.”

***

Once upon a time, when the land was still ruled by kings and queens, there lived a young prince named Daniel, heir to a dying land...

Let Me Help (ao3) - prettyelephant

Summary: Phil gets a cat hair in his eye while shooting for the calendar so naturally Dan helps him get it out.

let's laugh about it later (ao3) - NormaLamber

Summary: Dan thinks about what makes Phil Phil and also the importance of trust in a relationship.

lexicon of lip and fingertip (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Phil sinks against Dan.

“Oi, hold your own weight,” Dan teases him. “Tudor princess.”

“And don’t you forget it,” Phil retorts, licking Dan’s neck.

Like a Bowl of Oranges (ao3) - cloej88

Summary: Dan has built a solid career for himself as a ghostwriter. He safely hides behind other people’s words, crafting their tales and pocketing the cash without any threat of notoriety. But lately he has been working on a book of his own, itching for a change.

Phil is an indie filmmaker who happened into some huge breaks over the last few years. He wants to use his influence to uplift queer stories for the screen, so he puts out an open call for story submissions. At his agent’s behest, Dan submits his story.

The writer!Dan and director!Phil friends/co-workers to lovers AU that we never knew we needed.

Like Dreaming of Angels (ao3) - steddieornot

Summary: While he firmly believed everyone deserved love, in some shape or form, this was something else. The love he and Phil shared was otherworldly, impossible to contain. It was more than romantic in every feasible way. And somehow, fate had bestowed it upon him, just a guy from a small town in Reading. And deep down, he knew that even if fate rewrote his path, he would still have found Phil every time.

Like Fine Print (ao3) - totalincandescense

Summary: Every few weeks, Dan was given an unfriendly reminder of at least one of the many reasons why he never went outside.

The most frequently recurring thing on the list being the general existence of people.

But more specifically, the existence of people who flirted with Phil.

Lions and Candy (ao3) - Mysticallykai

Summary: Dan has to take his little brother trick or treating. He hates doing it, but that all changes when they get to the last stop of the night.

liquorice ice cream (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Dan and Phil go on a date to the zoo.

(Snapshots of their Swedish zoo date, September 2024. This fic is free from TIT show spoilers!)

look how far we've come now baby (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: It was days later, in a hotel bed with a view of the Portugal sky, that Phil had murmured into the darkness, “But yeah. Maybe grown-up queer prom would be nice.”

look how (the stars) shine for you (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: Two boys looking at the night sky together, 14 years apart.

Look who's inside again (ao3) - Frog910

Summary: Dan is struggling with dark thoughts, and Phil worries about him as he's gone without notice again.

Lost In Thought (ao3) - microwaveoven

Summary: Based on that one part in pizza mukbang 2 where DNP talk about why the hiatus started and how Phil felt lost for a while

loud heart (ao3) - phiclets

Summary: The orange heart reply was a cultural moment; this is my vision of what might have led up to Dan posting it.

Love you through it all (ao3) - Lesbianphan

Summary: A glimpse into Dan and Phil’s journey over the years, through dates/holidays and all the adventures they’ve embarked on together. Just some introspective fluff, featuring the many different stages of their relationship we’ve witnessed over the years

Loving His Ear (ao3) - Kim_Aurora_135

Summary: Appreciation literature

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Getting Together (7) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six

a game of chance (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: Phil worked at Chance and Counters, a board game cafe in North East London. One definite perk of the last few weeks had been the guy who Phil was now delivering a coffee too. Phil had been smitten from the second he stepped through the door which was something he now wished he hadn’t told his friend and manger Nate, so he could have saved himself being teased every time Cute Dan (as Phil had affectionately called him after overhearing someone say his name) came in

A Perfect Pair (ao3) - husbants

Summary: Dan, a struggling actor who works retail by day, and Phil, an ex-YouTuber-turned-porn-star, end up matched together on the new reality show, Perfect Pair.

cat got your tongue? (ao3) - megiaolf

Summary: A near wholesome cat cafe au.

Communication Is Key (ao3) - philsmeatylegss

Summary: In which au Dan and Phil are friends with benefits despite the fact that neither of them want to be friends with benefits and Dan just sucks at talking about his feelings

company policy (ao3) - watergator (orphan_account)

Summary: dan works in a bakery-by-day, gay club-by-night bar. phil owns said bar. things happen.

dan is not a pianist (ao3) - Marranje

Summary: How Phil went from watching the pianist and youtuber Dan from afar to being by his side through the most important moments of their lives.

Fade into View (ao3) - nic0ler

Summary: Phil works as a receptionist and he loves it. Dan works as an editor for a fashion magazine and he kind of hates it. Dans really pretty and Phil notices. Dan doesn't notice Phil, until one day, Phil makes himself noticed by everyone.

fade to black (ao3) - sierraadeux

Summary: That’s the thing about Phil. He’s a tease.

or

films, flirting, and other things that start with f.

knight of wands (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Some days are just boring.

(And some aren't.)

linger on (ao3) - dizzy, waveydnp

Summary: A recent loss has ground Phil's life to a halt. At 33, he's static in his grief and living in the house he grew up in - until his mother kicks him out.

In a fit of indignation and with nothing to lose, he answers the first listing he finds for a room to rent in London... a listing posted by a guy named Dan.

more than convenient (ao3) - baroquen

Summary: In which Dan keeps seeing Phil as the closest profile on Grindr and finally says "fuck it."

(Except it's very sappy)

Neighbourly Nook (ao3) - wednesday_ukiru

Summary: The stranger had a dimple on his cheek that appeared when he laughed.

“I’m Dan,” he said, extending his hand. Phil reached for it with extreme eagerness, their knuckles knocking together in a particularly painful way, and they both winced, but Dan immediately broke into a smile. “I don’t know why I offered you a handshake, I never know how to do them.”

Orally Fixated On You (ao3) - dickiegreenleaf

Summary: Dan's a stickler for oral hygiene. He brushes twice a day, flosses religiously, and makes sure to go to the dentist every six months. His strict dental regimen has nothing to do with the way it feels when he's got tools scraping his gums, and it certainly has nothing to do with his adorable dental hygienist.

Revolving Door (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Phil really doesn’t want to think about what Dan said. He really would like to leave, and take this strangled feeling elsewhere. But he can’t stop listening to Dan’s song.

scratch bark bite (oh, love me, i lied) (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Music & Drama teacher Dan Howell has a well-known rivalry with his coworker, English teacher Phil Lester.

An unforeseen event flips everything Dan thought he knew about Phil and himself on its head. Slowly but surely, the grudge withers, and the two of them cross the line between enemy and friend. But what will happen when their true intents and feelings get revealed? And was what they had ever really a rivalry? Was it even mutual?

Soft Speak with a Mean Streak (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)

Summary: Phil was a lonely film student; Dan was a mysterious new classmate he got stuck in with for a big project. It was only a matter of time and the right circumstances.

Take a Picture (It'll Last Longer) (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: Dan and Phil meet at 2 a.m. in a coffee shop. Phil is a photographer looking for a model, and Dan can't say no to pretty boys.

The Boy And The Builder (ao3) - intoapuddle, jestbee

Summary: Dan is stuck in a house full of builders feeling sorry for himself. Until he meets Phil, that is...

The Problem With Travelling During The Holidays (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)

Summary: Dan is in a tricky situation, running to catch his connecting flight with no other than his annoying enemy right on his heels. If he could just get on the plane and be away from Lester that would save Christmas.

Luckily for Dan, things don't tend to go his way.

The River (ao3) - Portia331

Summary: Dan arrived in Melbourne two weeks ago with just one suitcase crammed with running gear, psychology textbooks, and a mere fraction of his wardrobe especially curated to fit both his aesthetic and the Melbourne weather.

He's about to start in the role of a lifetime on a 12 month contract, but he's barely ready for the Australian summer heat, let alone what the world is about to throw at him.

vacation getaway (ao3) - angelmichelangelo

Summary: phil burns easily, but that soon proves to be not such a bad thing

what might come with the dawn (ao3) - cloud-gays (wind_brewed)

Summary: The Island has a Guardian, that's what people say. Phil doesn't know if this guardian is a mythical being or just a piece of gossip; a made-up story to make people feel safe during storm season. A made-up story just to make them feel secure.

Now that he decides to move in with his parents again, Phil needs the protection. Maybe he needs to reach out to this lonely, black-clothed being; reach out to the lonely man of winter.

Also called: Phil is a storm-chaser of sorts and Dan, a storm-magnet. In between running and hiding, they find each other inside the calm of the storm.

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Temptation Masterlist

Ah, Temptation (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: “Bet you wanted me to blow you, wanted me to ride you, wanted me to pull those panties down from over your pretty cock and take control while everyone watched.”

A Series of Possibly Fortunate Events (ao3) - battleshipblues

Summary: It all started with a small mistake. Ok fine, not really a mistake. Dan was just too tempting for his own good sometimes. Who could blame Phil?

Demon of Temptation (ao3) - husbants

Summary: Dan said it himself. Phil is his personal demon of temptation.

When Dan needs to get things done, Phil is a master at tempting his boyfriend with all of his favorite things: laughter, food, and of course, sex.

Demons (ao3) - glitterhowell

Summary: One night Dan and Phil have a terrible fight which results in Dan storming out of the apartment. Dan finds himself in the neighborhood he used to get drugs from the only thing is Dan has been sober of any drugs and alcohol for over six years. Will Dan be able to resist his old comfort and fight the temptation? Will one night ruin his entire life?

devil in disguise (ao3) - phangelica

Summary: Dan is a demon and is assigned a tough case with the mortal Phil Lester.

hoodie strings - howelllesterfics

Summary: phil has a temptation

Just Ask Me (ao3) - LittleLola1114

Summary: Dan and Phil are locked in a basement after trying to get away from a party. After a few bitter words said to each other, Dan finds out that the only reason Phil is so moody is that he hasn't eaten in almost two months. Phil's a vampire who doesn't really want to hunt during the holidays so he rather starve himself than to hurt people. Dan, of course, doesn't want Phil to suffer, so he offers Phil to drink from him. Could this intimate moment bring up past memories and emotions? Can Phil stop temptation and control himself before it's too late?

Senpai and The Schoolgirl (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: Inspired by Amazing Phil's "US v. JAPAN School Lunches with Dan and Phil" video from December 11, 2017, Dan tempts his boyfriend with the Japanese schoolgirl outfit following the conclusion of some sensual and playful filming.

Short Skirts and Candy Kisses (ao3) - tahliaisnotonfire

Summary: The boy had chestnut coloured hair and matching brown eyes, golden skin and pink succulent lips. His cheekbones were strongly put together and his jawline was at the perfect angle, complementing the boy’s features nicely. Phil couldn’t believe someone like this actually existed. The boy was young and his appearance seemed even more tempting as he was sucking on a lollipop. A fucking lollipop.

Also known as that AU where Phil works in a library and Dan wanders in one day wearing a short skirt looking for a book and Phil just can’t stay low-key.

Temptation (ao3) - Dry_The_Rain

Summary: In a world where Alpha’s are strong, Omega’s are beautiful and Beta’s are workers what happens to those who don’t fit in? Phil Lester and Dan Howell and two of these people: here are their stories.

(Or where Dan and Phil fall in love, even when they know it’s impossible.)

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Fics With the Same Title (5) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four

Appreciation - placingglaciers

Summary: In which Dan is the town’s successful, wealthy, irritable, but lonely, mortician and Phil is his gardener who has to deal with his bad day from work the best way he can.

Appreciation (ao3) - epsilonfive

Summary: "Shut up," Phil says, not looking away from the screen. "I have an actual week of stuff to sort through, and unless you want to take over, I'll just--" Phil stops short as he comes to a point in the footage where his ass is center view.

"Uhhh," Dan begins, wetting his lips as his cheeks heat up a little. "I can explain that, actually,"

"Mmhm,"

Blue - washedoutgay

Summary: based off this song. ‘You were red and you liked me because I was blue.’ Dan is an artist who sees people as colours and Phil needs money.

Blue (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: He needs to leave the table for a bit and calm himself down, this often happens on dates or crowded places. He excuses himself and goes to find the bathroom. He walks into the male toilets and is met with a sight that he hasn't seen before.

Someone bending over in purple lace panties.

Blue (ao3) - killingaesthetic

Summary: Dan hasn't been able to see the color blue for his entire life. Nobody can see the color of their soulmate's eyes until they and their soulmate touch. Dan has been longing to see the sky and the ocean, but he never really expects it to happen. But then he meets a boy who changes his entire world.

Butterflies and Hurricanes - phillestatos

Summary: Phil Lester, also known as AmazingPhil, ends up falling for the cute piano player who likes to play Muse on his recitals, even when he kept telling himself it would never happen. youtuber!Phil/pianoplayer!Dan

Butterflies and Hurricanes (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan Howell is head over heels for the endearingly strange boy with eyes like the ocean.

(Or: a small piece I wrote to get some 2009 Phan feelings out of my system. Read with caution - this is pure fluff.)

Butterflies and Hurricanes (ao3) - Rhensis

Summary: "You’ll never beat me. I’m best at moaning, I’m used to it. After all, I’m such a bad little cockslut, aren’t I? Come on, Phil, fuck me, fuck me so hard I can’t walk home," Dan turns around, just in time for Phil’s lips to be placed against his own, taking him by surprise. He feels someone pull his fingers out of himself, and Phil replaces them with his own, adding a third just to make sure that Dan isn’t hurt.

"I want," Dan starts, interrupting himself with a moan, "to ride you,"

"Oh, fuck,"

Fortune Cookies (ao3) - kae_karo

Summary: Dan gets a fortune cookie and it's been bugging him all day. But he's NOT superstitious.

fortune cookies (ao3) - oqua

Summary: Dan goes with Phil to celebrate Father's Day with the Lesters, and suddenly all his complicated feelings about his own parents come bubbling to the surface.

Basically 11k words of Dan being angsty and the Lesters being wonderful.

Not so Far Away (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan isn't okay, he hasn't been for a while. He's depressed and self-harming and he just can't be what his family wants him to be. Everything is shit until he sees a weirdly intriguing boy on Youtube. What happens when they finally meet?

Not everything can be perfect, it never will be, but that doesn't mean it can't be okay.

Set to begin around 2009.

Not So Far Away (ao3) - enthuzimuzzy

Summary: Phil decides to go on a walk.

Panic - jilliancares

Summary: Dan has a panic attack at a party but Phil’s there to help.

Panic (ao3) - GuineverePendragon

Summary: While onstage at Vidcon, Dan suffers from a panic attack. Only Phil knows how to calm him down- except, Phil's across the venue doing a whole different panel.

pretty (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: When Dan first sees the photoshoot of Ezra Miller in Playboy he stares for hours (minutes? who knows what time is) before he can even really consciously shape any thoughts around it.

Pretty (ao3) - Emptylester (timelordangel)

Summary: Dan buys himself something pretty to wear, and Phil happens to walk in while he's wearing it.

pretty (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: The boxes sit piled in a jumble in the corner of Dan’s closet for weeks. Phil starts getting notifications for them in the days after Nashville, alerts of purchases off the credit card they don’t use often and then the packages themselves, one by one at the door.

(little dresses and fishnet stockings, 2022)

Santa Baby - philipsenpai-fics

Summary: I wrote a Christmas smut fic! hope you all like it, yay i love Christmas :)

Santa Baby (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: When Phil uncovers a real mess in the couple's Christmas decorations, he comes up with a sexual game to determine which one of them must deal with the mess. Phil challenges Dan to something impossible, but both men have fun trying to outwit and out-sex the other.

Stuck - doomedhowell

Summary: Dan becomes pregnant, and is desperate for a job. He needs money for the baby. Then, he gets a job at Phil’s company. It’s not the ideal job, but Dan’s desperate at this point.

Stuck (ao3) - xDeathMelodiesx

Summary: Dan gets stuck in his binder and Phil helps him get out of it.

stuck (ao3) - kae_karo

Summary: Phil supposes they're both prone to doing senseless things sometimes.

stuck (ao3) - watergator

Summary: prompt: “that’s starting to get annoying” & “good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion!”

Stuck (ao3) - regionalatbest

Summary: Phil gets his head stuck

Stuck (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Sensory overload gets the best of Dan on the tour bus in the middle of the night.

Stuck (ao3) - expiredlove

Summary: The story of Phil being hollered at by 20 women in Brighton.

Stuck On You - howthemoonsuitsthenightsky

Summary: When Dan wakes up one morning with a mark on the back of his head, the reason that he is in love with Phil is revealed. Dan thinks that he cannot cope with the betrayal, but somehow his mind always takes him back to Phil.

stuck on you (ao3) - watergator

Summary: dan finds himself in a rather awkward predicament and phil ends up having to helping him

Sunshine (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: a grumpy!dan and sunshine!phil fic in which dan totally doesn’t have a crush on phil. not at all

Sunshine (ao3) - metus_noctis

Summary: In which Phil is a bright ray of sunshine creeping through the windows of Dan's heart.

Sunshine (ao3) - thewakeless

Summary: Summer sex (with consequences)

the man of my dreams (ao3) - mel_m_a_o

Summary: He first dreamed about this man maybe two months ago. The dream wasn’t really something out of the ordinary and Dan didn’t really remember what it was about, but it stuck out to him, because he wasn’t usually someone who remembered his dreams. He often thought he just doesn’t dream at all, but that certainly changed. He keeps dreaming about the same pale, black haired man and his bright eyes that make Dan wake up in a sweat. He starts to see the face everywhere all the time until he actually does.

the man of my dreams (ao3) - animad

Summary: Just over a year ago, he’d started to get Dreams, nearly every night for two weeks. Dreams, discerned from dreams by one common factor, a factor that has dark hair and black rimmed glasses.

Three's Company (ao3) - sherlocks_watson

Summary: With that, Phil surged forward and crashed his lips onto Dan's, coaxing his mouth open. Carefully, Dan maneuvered so his head was now on the pillow and Phil hovered over him, violating his mouth with his tongue.

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Set during VidCon 2016

Three's Company (ao3) - t_hens

Summary: 2009 expect Phil is dating Jimmy and wants to date Dan too.

Trapped - placingglaciers

Summary: In which Dan marries his best friend, Phil, and realizes he made the hugest mistake in his life during their wedding night.

Trapped (ao3) - Junebug1312

Summary: Phil's a superhero, Dan's a super villain. Neither play nicely.

Yellow - washedoutgay

Summary: Please stop picking flowers from my garden au/ Dan really likes yellow and his cat really likes Phil

Yellow (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: A new boy moved in next to him, his ex-girlfriend broke up with him, and school was starting back after the holidays. What makes it worse, is that the new boy is kind of cute and Dan’s straight.

yellow (ao3) - awrfdnp

Summary: “You’re my yellow, Phil.”

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Strangers AU (2) Masterlist

part one

6:30 Special - dansphlevels

Summary: In a world where you and your soulmate both have constellations of dark blue freckles that glow when you’re together, Dan has been waiting for his whole life for it to finally glow. And when it does, he is stood face to face with a man Phil, who looks back in confusion, his own constellation unlit.

airport meetings (ao3) - pasteldanhowells

Summary: Dan is having a bad start to his morning, and you would think a stranger crashing into him, literally, would make things worse, but actually, it makes Dan's morning somewhat better when Dan sees how attractive the man is.

A Match and a Fuse (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: Phil is twenty six years old and stuck in a dead end life. He works at Starbucks and may or may not be carrying a torch for his best friend of eight years. He doesn’t know who he is or what he wants–or how to go about figuring it out. That all starts to change when he happens upon the resume of a certain law school grad named Daniel.

Charmed (ao3) - hygge

Summary: Dan doesn’t understand Valentine’s Day. That is until he’s given an anonymous card with someone’s phone number in it. It takes months of talking with this anonymous person to learn who they are, and it ends up being the person that Dan least expects.

Close To You - succubusphan

Summary:Phil takes his friend’s child to baby ballet and meets a handsome dad. It was the first day of the rest of his life.

Golden Boy (ao3) - hygge

Summary: Phil takes a drawing class in university and needs a subject for his drawing final.

Ice Packs And Coffee Cups (ao3) - rainbowchristy

Summary: As part of the emergency staff for London's biggest concert venue, Phil knew how to manage a huge range of problems. When a certain brown-haired boy turns up unconscious, Phil doesn't think much of it, well, until the boy awakens, that is.

I Really Can’t Tell If I’m Dreaming Or Breathing - wavydanrises

Summary: Dan is an events manager at the Queen’s Garden’s, one of the city’s most renowned hotels, and he's organizing a Christmas reception with the cute reception planner called Phil Lester.

Lost (ao3) - BeeAreEff

Summary: phil goes to an amusementpark, no spoilers.

Lungs Filled With Flowers - botanistlester

Summary: Whenever Dan has a bad day, he always knows that Animal Crossing will be there for him no matter what. When he finds a friend code written on his desk, he immediately adds it into his DS, despite not knowing who it could be.

pastry chef attempts to steal phil’s heart (ao3) - sierraadeux

Summary: If anyone asks, Prince Philip’s sneaky morning journeys down to the royal pastry kitchen are for nothing more than the perfect cup of coffee.

Popping Corn With Your Ex-Boyfriend’s Ex-Boyfriend (ao3) - spencerwrites

Summary: Phil goes to the cinema by himself and finds his boyfriend with another boy buying tickets for the same movie he wanted to see. Phil and Dan both dump their boyfriend and go see the movie together instead.

snuggle up close, let me hold your pieces in place, even if just for a night (ao3) - natigail

Summary: It was just one thing after another really.

Broken down bus with a whole class of freshers. Dingy hotel room that was cold as fuck. No one wanting to share a room with Dan.

But then the TA Phil stepped up to the plate and defended Dan. Of course, it meant that the two of them ended up sharing a bed, and then the heater had to break. It's the perfect excuse for sharing body warmth and confessions.

Special Delivery (ao3) - phantasticworks

Summary: Dan Howell receives a package he definitely didn't order, but the man who did order it is... well, he's rather interesting. And the object he's ordered... well, it's odd, to say the least.

strawberries and cigarettes (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: “Hey, mate, spare a light?” the guy says. He stops a couple of feet from Phil and holds out an unlit cigarette.

Swipe Right (ao3) - howellesterfics

Summary: Dan is tired of matching with sexually confused frat boys on Tinder. When he swipes right on Phil, he hopes that this time around things will be different, and well - they certainly are.

Try New Things (ao3) - PoisonedMind

Summary: Phil tries yoga for the first time and it’s an absolutely harrowing experience except for the cute guy at the mat next to him who sucks just as badly as Phil does.

Two Strangers Drinking Champagne In An Airport - dxnhowell

Summary: Dan and Phil in an airport terminal drinking champagne out of plastic cups with a bunch of those airport TV screens in the background with all the flights cancelled.

Up Close And Personal - dxnhowell

Summary: Dan is a famous dinosaur expert who has been studying dinosaurs his whole life, and gets the opportunity to work at Jurassic World (he works exclusively with the raptors). Phil is a very smart guy, like a genius, and he’s close friends with Louise who works at Jurassic World so he gets to go to Jurassic World and gets behind the scenes VIP treatment. There, he meets Dan. Unfortunately for Phil, things go wrong while feeding the raptors and an accident happens.

waffles (ao3) - kae_karo

Summary: phil goes to the 24hr diner with the hopes of seeing his favorite waiter (insp by me seeing a cute waitress at a diner. unfortunately none of the rest actually happened to me lmao)