#top phil

[iinoyb]

Me wondering what my first post should be because I want it to be good, but all I can think about today is vampire!Phil with spoiled human!Techno.

Phil drags Techno along to an important vampire meeting dressed up all pretty and with a low cut shirt that shows off the bite marks on Techno's throat.

And Techno is a total brat the entire time, making sarcastic quips at the other vampires because he likes it when Phil can't keep his laughter in.

Then at the end Phil bends Techno over the banquet table and fucks him in front of everybody because that's what you do with your human. Techno loves it.

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[reunitedinterlude]

phil trash number one

bonus:

[yonpote]

dan's drink is like $40 at the bar and only one person orders it but hes a regular and a great tipper so you have to make sure the boba and elderflower are always prepared by 10 pm on the dot.

phil's drink is like $10 and there's 3x as much alcohol as in a regular sunrise and it's the favorite of straight girl (and her 1 gay friend) bachelorette parties who are loud and tip the drag queens like $3 total out of a party of 15.

[catgirldjh]

didn’t the gay month was over?

[phivega]

our favorite vampire 🧛‍♂️

[amnesiaguy]

call me paul simon the way i do art

[roosterbruiser]

[proudsnackeezowner]

What do yall mean #phan #< for the bit??? BIT?? Guys this is our culture, our history, our legacy. Reject modernity embrace tradition and what not. You're a phannie, own up, tag phan without remorse or shame 🗣

[amid-fandoms]

princess babygirl in three different fonts . *. ⋆

[kat-aa]

"nO cOnsPiraCy hAs eVeR ofFendDed mE MoRe"

"wHeN i HavEnt dOne my lAundRy"

"lEtS bE cLeAr iM nOt gOnNa bE SeEn oUtSiDe"

"wE DoNt ShArE clOthes"

[legendarydragonperson]

You know what's SICK about Hometown Showdown is that they share the isolating parts of their childhood while walking next to their literal best friend that's so familiar they're like a piece of furniture, companion through life, like their actual soulmate, all while they have one home to come back to that they made TOGETHER 🤢

[isthisadrawingiseebeforeme]

when dan interjects 0.1 seconds into a phil vid u kno its gonna be good

[reunitedinterlude]

tati to my nof <3

[humhowellujah]

i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags

[ahappydnp]

phil can you reach and get something off the top shelf for me. yeah no further up. bit more.