#top phil

[reunitedinterlude]

phil trash number one

bonus:

[phlondsbian]

0 days since the last time dan complained about a rumor he started

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[bitchslapblastoids]

you know what? it all started here didn’t it?

Their reactions are so completely unhinged unless you view them in context and recognize their completely valid and real instanteous hysterical shock of realizing that while live and thus irreversibly, phil just undid the straightjacket of his fandom’s decade+ theories.

I think probably part of them may have liked how off base the majority of the speculation had always been (even though dan had been screaming verse at the top of his lungs for years), but then this moment comes along and they have absolutely no chill. the loudest (literally and figuratively) reactions of all time.

And thus the first domino is cast into motion. it’s all over. Phil has self-canonized as bottom. Dan has confirmed through his deeply not-normal scream laugh. Nothing matters anymore. What has been done cannot be undone. No fucks are left to give. Fog meat tad tea era begins.

[philssluttylittlecroptop]

Something casual dnp phans don't get about the rest of us, is that, we aren't dying because they're being cute and gay and we think that they would make a cute couple, but that they feel comfortable acting like that publicly.

They feel comfortable acting like two gay, over the age of 30 men who have lived together like 12+ years on camera and not feeling the need to hide anything. That's why we are excited. That's what's killing us.

STOP GIVING ME WEIRD LOOKS FOR BEING HAPPY THAT TWO INTERNET STRANGERS CAN BE HAPPY IN PUBLIC. SHUT UP IM NOT THE PROBLEM.

[laddersmp3]

And what if they were both snug and cozy

[thinking-emoji]

Phannies I'm ngl. I know from going through the weekly reviews that we were nowhere to be seen until April. We pulled all those top 10 placements in half a year of committing to the bit. We can absolutely win these lists next year. We could even get into the main top 25 if we stay insane enough

[danrifics]

once again thinking about the wad preshow where someone asks him what the gayest things he’s ever done is and he says have sex with a man 😂

[catgirldjh]

didn’t the gay month was over?

[amid-fandoms]

im revisiting last night’s hellstorm and tell me why dan pulls phil at ‘who is bossier?’ and looks ready to get down on one knee

[reunitedinterlude]

tati to my nof <3

[phivega]

our favorite vampire 🧛‍♂️

[paristexaz]

TARZAN (1999)

I wanna know, can you show me? I wanna know about these strangers like me Tell me more, can you show me Something's familiar about these strangers like me

[zackstriker]

im still at “do you know what i’d call my children if they had your last name?”

[amnesiaguy]

call me paul simon the way i do art

[bitchslapblastoids]

see the thing is …. “im not going to confirm or deny” but the thing is …. you aren’t exactly helping your case here with these … specific full body reactions my dude