#top phil

[iinoyb]

Me wondering what my first post should be because I want it to be good, but all I can think about today is vampire!Phil with spoiled human!Techno.

Phil drags Techno along to an important vampire meeting dressed up all pretty and with a low cut shirt that shows off the bite marks on Techno's throat.

And Techno is a total brat the entire time, making sarcastic quips at the other vampires because he likes it when Phil can't keep his laughter in.

Then at the end Phil bends Techno over the banquet table and fucks him in front of everybody because that's what you do with your human. Techno loves it.

[reunitedinterlude]

phil trash number one

bonus:

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[bitchslapblastoids]

you know what? it all started here didn’t it?

Their reactions are so completely unhinged unless you view them in context and recognize their completely valid and real instanteous hysterical shock of realizing that while live and thus irreversibly, phil just undid the straightjacket of his fandom’s decade+ theories.

I think probably part of them may have liked how off base the majority of the speculation had always been (even though dan had been screaming verse at the top of his lungs for years), but then this moment comes along and they have absolutely no chill. the loudest (literally and figuratively) reactions of all time.

And thus the first domino is cast into motion. it’s all over. Phil has self-canonized as bottom. Dan has confirmed through his deeply not-normal scream laugh. Nothing matters anymore. What has been done cannot be undone. No fucks are left to give. Fog meat tad tea era begins.

[laddersmp3]

And what if they were both snug and cozy

[yonpote]

dan's drink is like $40 at the bar and only one person orders it but hes a regular and a great tipper so you have to make sure the boba and elderflower are always prepared by 10 pm on the dot.

phil's drink is like $10 and there's 3x as much alcohol as in a regular sunrise and it's the favorite of straight girl (and her 1 gay friend) bachelorette parties who are loud and tip the drag queens like $3 total out of a party of 15.

[danrifics]

once again thinking about the wad preshow where someone asks him what the gayest things he’s ever done is and he says have sex with a man 😂

[purpurussy]

"somebody said you're an owl" being one of the track names pls

[catgirldjh]

didn’t the gay month was over?

[amid-fandoms]

im revisiting last night’s hellstorm and tell me why dan pulls phil at ‘who is bossier?’ and looks ready to get down on one knee

[phivega]

our favorite vampire 🧛‍♂️

[amnesiaguy]

call me paul simon the way i do art

[reunitedinterlude]

tati to my nof <3

[ahappydnp]

happy 5 years to that day in japhan (x)

[simplydnp]

The Dan in the Shrek shirt and hat is giving “we were being silly and soft still in our pjs in the hotel room” vibes like he looks like he just woke up 😭🥺

lightly tousled for sure. a lil squinty a little flirty a little ruffled. definitely part of how they recovered from jet lag

[fairylightspml]

dare i say this was the best baking video yet (even tho it technically wasn’t baking) but actually i’m being so serious. it really felt like the most authentic video they’ve posted so far in the new era. their happiness was literally radiating through the screen :,)