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kensatou · 8 months ago

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the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

#this is my new fave live game :')#chiarot tried to scruff sid and my precious gigantic baby son drew said: NO!!!!!!#also it is my duty as a crazy sid/ek fan to say that after sid was freed from the box and was later back on the bench #ek who was still on ice circled back and skated towards him #and tenderly held him by the chin and said something to him (sweet dirty nothings i'm sure)... sid giggled like a schoolgirl about it #anyway. again a very good game for me sid/ek-wise #ek with his arms open waiting for his victory prize aka sid barrelling into him after the otgwg and keeping his face pressed close...#sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #ben chiarot #detroit red wings #again #long post #hockey #nhl #sports #GAY #SO GAY

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obsob · 11 months ago

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once more around the sun!! :3

#mine #cats #happy new year!!! a little late but alas #i didnt like th colours here but now i love them hehehehehheheh #i hope everyone had a good holidays life development for me is i now like ice hockey #in my sports fan era...these greasy sweaty bloody white men...intrigue me #also i got a new diary!! im using th hobonichi cousin in kinda alarmed by it ngl a5 is a lot of space to fill #i tried the hobonichi techo a couple years ago n found it a rlly weird size 2 work in but now.........big page scawwy #im trying not 2 b too insane about it . like relax who cares #if i do cute spreads i will share them :3 #also in th same vein im not setting a book goal this year !! tbh i surpassed my goal last year by a lot and wasnt stressed about it at All #but i get so guilty about not reading sometimes like girl . guilty to who? god? are we catholic now? get a grip #anyway anway im going to toot on my flute and then eat my weight in mac n cheese #love how i had to get a new cork in my flute bc i didnt play for like 10 months n th guy was like play regularly! n i was like yeh will do!#and then did not do that #alas...time escapes me

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badangle · 2 months ago

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day one of training camp and he's already killed a reporter and spent an entire interview talking about how he knows his captain Intimately....

#kris bitchily: you haven't known him carnally like i have.#meanwhile sid creaming his pants beaming about competing for who amongst them will be THE old man hockey yaoi to outlive them all #(it's jagr)#sidney crosby #kris letang #sidkris #pittsburgh penguins

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starrynet · 5 days ago

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Joe Thornton: "Mack, thanks for helping out with grade six math. It's not one of my strong suits. Yeah, you know it! You know it!"

#notice who mack is sitting by?? it was a jumpscare for me - but like in a jumpdelight way #macklin celebrini #will smith hockey #san jose sharks #hockey #hockeyedit #sharks lb #edit:faves

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nottodayjustin · 11 months ago

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January 4th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

#hockey twitter #nhl #nhl hockey #hockey #nhl bruins #boston bruins #i’m tagging the bruins #but really any team who catastrophizes would work here #like the leafs #or the rangers #or the oilers even though they had a good reason this year #toronto maple leafs #new york rangers #stanley cup

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ratatatastic · 4 months ago

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oh ellie his fiancée made banana bread before every home game and thats what made him play well....huh well isnt that an interesting tidbit that doesn't remind me of anything at all...

Matthew Cup Day | 7.18.24 (x)

yeah this reminds me of nothing absolutely nothing at all (x)

absolutely nothing at all...

nothing really comes to mind actually...

#matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #sidney crosby. a shadow upon this league.#its like everytime you think its not about him its actually about him #somewhere in the middle of the heart of the woods sidney crosby just sneezed #hey man is it chill if i marry someone who reflects you #not to pit suzie homemakers against each other because all suzie homemakers are great but i would like to see the difference in recipes #lets compare notes shall we?#like i thought the jock thing and the cup thing was a pretty funny example of another hockey freak #but i cannot defend matthew any longer at this point BANANA BREAD?!!?!? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY??????#i know everyone in this league is pathetically in love with him but like COME ON?????#matthew you are on your own jesus take the damn wheel #the wife-ification of one (1) sibney frobby...it has to be studied...

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muirneach · 2 months ago

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the idea that soon it will be hockey almost every day for the next 9ish months. phenomenal

#my months of asking WHEN WILL HOCKEY RETURN TO ME are finally over. well in two days time theyre over lol #actually no some preseasons start on saturday so i guess it is just one day #but a) im busy saturday anyways and b) dont care abt those teams #well i do. and i like watching first games back for everyone. but im focusing on my Ultimate boys rn #who start sunday. yay!#hockey

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shanediomorrissey · 11 months ago

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A sneaky right winger and a sniper left winger exchange some words.

#balders gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate gale #astarion bg3 #astarion ancunin #gale bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate fanart #astarion/gale #dio draws #my art #whaaaat me be lazy w backgrounds? nooooo #hockey!au #hockey! Gale #hockey! astarion #gales taking slap shots from the blue line like ovi #astarion is that bastard who can pull of a Michigan goal- we’ve all seen his dagger tricks

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jerswayman · 7 months ago

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LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.

#bruins lb #jeremy swayman #david pastrnak #brandon carlo #pat maroon #linus ullmark #boston bruins #hockeyedit #nhledit #j made a thing #gifset series: hockey moments that make me insane #gifset series: jeremy swayman brainrot #ok now i've got the tags out of the way #i have THINGS TO SAY #SO MANY THINGS #FIRST OF ALL I'M ACTUALLY GOING OFF THE RAILS SEEING SWAY LOOKING SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF HIMSELF #like that is the most 'did i do good?' smile i've EVER SEEN #LOOK AT HIM!!!#second of all #pasta clinging to sway like a teddy bear is something that can be so so personal !!!!!!!!#THIRD OF ALL #'NOBODY WANTS TO LEAVE CARLO' BE ECHOING AROUND MY SKULL RIGHT NOW BC YES #WHO WOULDN'T WANT A HUG AND A HEAD PAT FROM THAT MAN ???????#FOURTH OF ALL #I DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE SWAY AND MAROON EYEFUCKING LOVINGLY ON MY 2024 PLAYOFF BINGO CARD #i'm sorry it's 4am and i'm unstable so :)#also the footage of the goalie hug wasn't great so this is all we got. there was a close up but the colouring doesn't match the other gifs #so maybe i'll gif that separately tomorrow or smth

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kensatou · 1 month ago

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what if we were teammates of 19 years who said things like "i remember watching you play in latvia, thinking how lucky i was that i was going to be your teammate" and "sid saved me" and "only for pittsburgh, always with sid" and "i just always liked him from the start. always have. always will"... and we were both boys

(and what if sports reporters wrote alpha/alpha romance about us. what then.)

#i'm sorry but the new r*ssi article? he was a man on a mission during the interviews: “at the start we were like WHO is going to knot WHO”#him: “the penguin's two alphas” me: ben affleck smoking.jpg #also i usually tune out halfway through his podcast but this episode was excellent highly recommend a listen #anyway sorry niche content but this is my favourite type of post to make :')#hm #gay #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #sidgeno #pittsburgh penguins #hockey #long post

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obsob · 8 months ago

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one thing u can count on me for is being normal about Some Guy

process under cut where u can see me losing my mind trying 2 figure out what i was doing in real time! :3

#mine #cats #original #i started colouring this last night and could NOT . get my brain to work #i like knew the vibes but i couldnt translate that into an actual physical colour palette AOAUGH #but i did kind of pop off w this one ngl. anyway #ive been listening to you cant do that podcast very good very funny hockey girls !!#i do need to listen to a boring white man podcast though so i can get . information . and not just who has been the most cunty nhl player #what else happened today. my tamagotchi evolved ! i love them so much #and i completed sm more crochet blanket! maybe i should post pictures of that bc its going to take years off my life i might as well get #sm clout for it

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3416 · 12 days ago

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HIS CELLY FROM THIS ANGLE IS MAKING ME SO EMO.... we all needed that and he needed that. so deserved... and that goal was so fucking mitch too. 2 important defensive rushes against mcdavid of all fucking people and then a 2 on 1 up the ice where everyone will assume he's passing but no. he can shoot too, lmfao. it's such smart hockey, the kind he plays all the time, and i'm so happy he gets rewarded like that in such an important and clutch moment.

#toronto maple leafs #mitch marner #hockeyvid #2425 #leafs lb #hes so worth every dollar hes asking for and fuck everyone who insinuates otherwise seriously #tired of his importance being undermined and that goal was so MITCH #the differrence between like. being good at passing and having a good hockey iq lmfao

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geddyqueer · 15 days ago

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the thing is even if you hate basketball you'd be an idiot to not take those lakers tickets and go drool over lebron in probably his final season... everyone discoursing about how the lakers tickets were a bad gift is wrong. the tickets were a great gift if you like to drool over men

#like say what you will about the sport you cannot deny. He's Big And Hot.#bucktommy #who cares about sports at all! it's all about the butts and the arms #and sometimes they smash together in a sweaty fashion #i have been saying for ages but we need to start fujoing out about basketball players. please. they're ripe for it #you can't even SEE hockey players under all those pads but with basketball uniforms its all right out in the open

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thebrood1979 · 3 months ago

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