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ratatatastic · 2 months

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oh ellie his fiancée made banana bread before every home game and thats what made him play well....huh well isnt that an interesting tidbit that doesn't remind me of anything at all...

Matthew Cup Day | 7.18.24 (x)

yeah this reminds me of nothing absolutely nothing at all (x)

absolutely nothing at all...

nothing really comes to mind actually...

#matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #sidney crosby. a shadow upon this league.#its like everytime you think its not about him its actually about him #somewhere in the middle of the heart of the woods sidney crosby just sneezed #hey man is it chill if i marry someone who reflects you #not to pit suzie homemakers against each other because all suzie homemakers are great but i would like to see the difference in recipes #lets compare notes shall we?#like i thought the jock thing and the cup thing was a pretty funny example of another hockey freak #but i cannot defend matthew any longer at this point BANANA BREAD?!!?!? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY??????#i know everyone in this league is pathetically in love with him but like COME ON?????#matthew you are on your own jesus take the damn wheel #the wife-ification of one (1) sibney frobby...it has to be studied...

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