➸ SAWYER E. DANPAE Believe me when I say I'm nothing notable. I'm a 27 year old NYC native who may or may not have been your docent at the Rubin Museum of Art. In my free time I moonlight as an avid reader and amateur artist. If you ask nicely maybe I'll draw you like one of my French girls. Tell Cupid to shove that arrow up his ass.
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Do you have a Halloween costume planned? That’s the most important question here.
Can’t believe it’s less than a week til Halloween. I think today’s BOTB’s has made it really sink in for me, crazy. Anyway Warblette’s are gonna kick ass and if you disagree with me then you’re wrong. And if no one sings Spooky Scary Skeletons or This Is Halloween I’ll be really sad.
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Stevie: mmmm. got it.
Stevie: just don't talk about family with her.
Stevie: knowing her she'll find a way to make this my fault. its not my fuckin fault she tells me shit I don't want to hear.
Sawyer: Yeah, I think I've figured that out now.
Sawyer: I dunno, that seems like a lot of work for something that isn't positive.
Sawyer: But you're also the first person I've seen get under her skin so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Stevie: the hell. why did you comment about that?
Stevie: yeah. thanks, I guess.
Stevie: if she fucking blames me for this shit too I s2g...
Sawyer: We were talking about us as children and I mentioned being difficult to raise- something I figured her abuela had no trouble with.
Sawyer: She's only ever mentioned her abuela and I made a stupid assumption.
Sawyer: I don't think you'll have a problem. I promised I would drop it and she didn't mention you once I explained how I came to that conclusion.
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Stevie: yeah, too fucking soon
Stevie: thanks but no thanks
Sawyer: Right, sorry.
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Sawyer: I'll take the hint and butt the fuck out after this, but I made a comment to Mae about her abuela raising her with no knowledge of whatever is up with her parents. She assumed you had said something to me, but I made it clear that was not the case. Just thought you might like a heads up.
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Stevie: ...you can fuck right off
Sawyer: Okay, so maybe it was too soon about the coffee thing. I can be an ass, I get it.
Sawyer: We had a chill conversation about art and I liked what you had to say about it. I thought maybe we could get together instead of just texting about it.
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MAE: OH THAT SOUNDS SO FUN!!! i had a group of two year olds today and they were the CUTEST.
MAE: das u
SAWYER: I mean, it was mostly fun listening to them trash talk the artwork. It's not like I can say what they're thinking.
SAWYER: 🐸👸
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SAWYER: I wish everyone were as easy to please as you are.
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MAE: right. i'm aware my girlfriend's kisses would make me feel better, cuz, ya know, girlfriend
MAE: it was a meme, froggie. a joke!!!
SAWYER: Give me some credit, I handled that swarm of 3rd graders like a pro today. No wonder my mind is slow on the uptake.
SAWYER: 🐸
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MAE: okay?
SAWYER: Wait- that sounded different than how I meant it.
SAWYER: Ugh.
SAWYER: You were saying earlier how you've got googly eyes for Stacey and if you've got a heavy heart I'd figure a kiss from her would make it better.
SAWYER: It's not like I can offer one, I'm not here to mess things u| [DELETED]
SAWYER: Besides, I'm a terrible dribbler.
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MAE: :(
MAE: [https://cdn.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/perkheavyheart.jpg] DIS ME RN
SAWYER: And?
SAWYER: Ask your girlfriend to kiss it better because that's not my job.
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TXT ✉️ CALL ME MAEBY
MAE: CAN'T HEAR YOU
MAE: I'M BEING SWARMED W COMPLIMENTS FROM YOU
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MAE: i'm sorry
MAE: can't hear ya
MAE: i'm too busy hearing all the great things you say about me !!!
MAE: "mae is the hottest gal in the world"
MAE: "mae is smarter than einstein"
MAE: "mae is the BEES KNEES"
MAE: "mae mae mae maeeee"
SAWYER: At this rate I'll be a frog forever because I'm not kissing a mouth that spouts so many lies.
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MAE: obviously
MAE: i give great nicknames
SAWYER: Don't put words in my mouth.
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accupx:
Oh shoot, I totally spaced on that. I’m sorry, Sawyer. I’m down though, for art discussions at your fancy gallery. I’m getting the VIP tour, right? The water cooler and everything?
Correct, water cooler and all. I’ve been working the standard 9-5 lately so just let me know when you want to pop by.
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MAE: thank you, froggie
MAE: i appreciate you
MAE: a lot
SAWYER: Yeah, yeah. I appreciate you too.
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MAE: thank you :)
MAE: i mean it
MAE: i cant share them idk i dont think they're good enough for the spotlight. or me.
SAWYER: I'll be there waiting with the fan club when you're ready.
SAWYER: And not because I enjoy that cheesy crap.
SAWYER: Because I know you've got real talent.
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