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Daemon Targaryen in The House of the Dragon Season 2 Teaser
#house of the dragon#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#hotd spoilers#asoiafedit#matt smith#hotd#hotdedit#asoiaf#rhaenys targaryen#god i miss him#his hair is longer good for him (and for us)#seems we get some council scenes before shit gets real#but daemon infront of the wirewood tree gives me chills#book readers know what i mean#who is he beheading?
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Steph: I think we should eat the rich
Bruce, a billionaire, sitting in his grand dining hall with his expensively hobbied family living in a multi million dollar manor, being attended to by a family butler: …that’s great, honey
#Jason: let’s pull a French Revolution on all the rich people in gothem#tim (who also comes from a rich family): I don’t think dad would be happy about more beheadings. yknow. especially if he’s apart of it.#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#stephanie brown#spoiler#dc spoiler#steph brown#batfamily#Tim drake#jason todd#wayne#dc batman#sure is hard being rich when half your kids protest exploiting capitalistic gain
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Does my ass look fat in this armor?
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#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#ONE QUESTION. DO IT JIGGLE?! (i am swiftly beheaded for this)#its not obvious due to the helmet but hes supposed to be somewhat looking back at the 'camera' bro got caught in 4k. do u understand#i debated giving v1 a blank stare vs having more of an eye so i kinda went in the middle#in the source he says 'what do you mean yes?' afterwards but it didnt match the pic so i cut it out#i spent way too long on the art i will never do that again#chat never spend 20+ hours on a shitpost worst mistake of my life#future shitpost art will be a lot simpler like the stuff ive posted in the past i just was not normal about this#posts that put me on the 'cannot be left in a room with gabe' watchlist#who am i kidding i was already on the list#my art
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Harem AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Bingge’s wives shortly after he returns from the other world. After a brief (and frantic) realization that’s she’s a woman (and always has been, but we’re not getting into that right now), she delves deep into this harem drama she’s been thrust into. It’s not until she comes face to face with Luo Bingge that she realizes just WHICH harem drama she’s living, and immediately sets about making his life as good as she can manage. Oh, harem infighting is causing strain on his containers? Simply nudge Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing into working together to manage the harem. The Northern Desert is hinging on disaster because of clerical neglect? One of her harem sisters has a brother who’s in need of a job, no stress. Luo Binghe’s kids are unruly and there’s no clear successor? She has a college degree and a little sister, teaching a dozen or so demonic children is a breeze! All in the name of giving Luo Binghe the time to find a new wife, of course, one who will disperse with the need for this sprawling harem, and once that happens she’s free to travel and document monsters to her hearts content.
#it’s all fun and games until one of her students calls her ‘mom’#Eventually Luo Binghe comes to realize that he has the time to… relax?#His wives are no longer fighting at every possible convenience mostly due to Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing ruling with an iron fist.#Their fathers and brothers on his council are less pushy less demanding and he hasn’t had to behead anyone in weeks.#Mobei-Jun has sequestered himself in the Northern Desert with the clerk he picked up a month ago#but he doesn’t need to deal with that right now#And… his children are going to school?#sure he had teachers before#the best money could buy#but none of them could get his kids to behave#now they’re… sitting in a full day of lessons#and learning both human AND demonic cultivation??#and politics and etiquette and biology and math and and and#They’re being taught by one of his wives who never gave him a child but treats every brat as if they’re one of her own#And… hey that’s a familiar smile half hidden behind a fan isn’t it?#wit writes#bingqiu#svsss#bingyuan#binggeyuan#trans Shen yuan#I just need to make that my calling card lmao
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Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#nie mingjue#lan wunian#lan xichen#lan wangij#poll#Thank you all for showing up with your whimsy! I saw so many funny tags and messages! What a blast it has been!!!#Nie Mingjue was the distractor answer - word of god *does* say he's the tallest but...he *was* dismembered and beheaded.#It's still a grey area though! This was all for fun after all B*)#Jin Ling uses his hair as a little lasso. Good for night hunting and asserting dominance!#Not the tallest due to his hair gel getting stuck on his hands and reducing the height of his throw during the judging.#And yes- Poorly Drawn Jin Ling is ~4cm tall. Grab you rulers out an visualize that <3 My Friday Treat for you all.#Real feminism is the fact that all the men who won did so by technically cheating and the woman (horse) did it the honest way.#Real feminism is being a horse. Everyone better start getting on that. New Year's resolution. Horse time.#My apologies to the Jin Zixuan likers (lowest votes): He's a bit of a fail wife but that's okay.#I like to imagine that It's the ghost of JYL committing voter fraud to give him pity votes.#(It is still voter fraud if a ghost votes right? Has anyone looked into the legality of ghost voting?)#Much to think about....Hey speaking of the ghosts of women: See you all tomorrow for the new poll!
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i hate it when media portrays someone angry about what happened to them or loathing their abuser as someone who's 'letting anger control them' and 'not healing'. i don't see why unequivocally despising and hating the person who hurt you means you aren't/can't be healing. like, why does every character have to forgive and forget to heal? why can't characters just resent their abusive parents while still healing/having healed. why can't they be angry about their traumatic experiences without every other character telling them bullshit like 'you should forgive' or whatever? it's so fucking annoying AND entirely unoriginal.
#at this point i've gotten so sick of it that ive gone the furthest away in the other direction#everyone should behead their abusive parents and anyone who ever hurt them from now actually#dabi#todoroki touya#touya todoroki#todofam in general actually#i dont see why shoto cant still despie endeavor and be angry abt what he did while healing#same w rei fuyumi and natsuo#todoroki fuyumi#todoroki natsuo#todoroki shouto#todoroki rei#jason todd#<-regarding both joker and bruce#midoriya izuku#i have 0 feelings abt him anymore bc he's not even an actual character but he deserved better lol
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Bow problems (+ other nonsense)
#saroart#dead cells#the beheaded#the collector#they just wanted a nice bow#the collector can do a lot of stuff but i don't think he's good at bows#i was drawing a lot of antagonistic beheaded/collector content so i wanted to do some more cute junk#okay a lot is an exaggeration. still#need some guys being buds content sometimes#weird monster guys doing domestic shit is my favorite genre#i got a bonus at holiday time and im tempted to buy a tablet i can use portably#esp because holy fuck i don't know how to draw anymore#but also i just spent stupid money on tickets to live podcasts so i probably shouldn't#unrelated im very upset today because fucking UPS didn't ring my goddamn doorbell and so “”missed me“” and couldnt deliver my specialty meds#why must i get my meds through ups#because the us is a hellscape and i am beholden to my health insurance company#ups who has literally never managed to get a package to this apartment#tbh im stressed as fuck about having to go through this every goddamn month
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caffeine brain posting but my spn rewatch has reminded me of just how incorrect the fanon version of jack is and once again i gotta ask how did y’all get “literal toddler who’s scared of horror movies” and strawberry cow white boy from a guy who’s obsessed with zombies and hunting and kills people as a gesture of love. Where did we go wrong as a species
#he hotboxed Michael for Mary and all his apocalypse world besties#he torched Nick for Sam……he straight up Beheaded Noah the gorgon for cas lmao#the day spn fans can be normal about a character who’s literally just autistic is the day I can die happy#cal.txt#spn#jack kline#spn fandom#fanon vs canon#like why are y’all so insistent on making him lame#anyways goodnight it’s 5am#i do not learn my lesson from black tea at 11pm
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the red camellia is undeniably soukoku's flower to me. they bloom in the cold, through snow and winter chill. they're at their most beautiful in the harshest conditions when everything else is dormant or dead. they're a symbol of perseverance and strength and passion. but at the end of the line, they 'behead' themselves when they die, refusing to drop petal by petal, choosing to go when they're still beautiful, refusing to compromise the rest of the tree by rotting on the branch.
#idk they just remind me of how chuuya willingly puts himself through hell for those he loves#corruption is breathtaking but its not sustainable ( obviously ) and#camellia trees open many buds in succession#because they die so quickly ultimately putting great strain on the tree for the sake of securing a successful blooming cycle#they're extremely susceptible to rot and root disease#the 'beheading'#symbolized a noble death to samurai and warriors#who would choose death over showing weakness and dishonor#camellia flowers drop from the rest of the tree#like they can't bear to die a slow death#and bring down the beauty of the flowers that surround them#like dazai#who puts himself in isolating#and dangerous scenarios#because even if he doesn't succeed ( he always does ) at least he'll go out of sight and out of mind#he faces enemies alone#even when he doesn't have to#argh#<- guy who is really normal about watching the camellia tree outside of their window bloom and die over the last few months#rare instance of niko yapping enjoy it
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Jason Asano from He Who Fights With Monsters
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i need to get crazier about zamdoons i think
#mine.txt#lsshipping#zamdoons#what if you jokingly dared the most suicidal guy on the server to kill himself only to immediately regret it when he immediately agreed#so you try to convince him to stop but it didnt work but it lead to the two of you discovering a heart dupe exploit#which lead to your quest for immortality which little did you know#would eventually led to you being at odds with that same guy over and over again#which culminated in you beheading him in a ritualistic display of an execution for all the server to see#but what if the man you killed; your longtime enemy#just looked so beautiful in the light that you couldnt help but give his beaheaded head a kiss#what if later on that same man gave you the will to fight back after you ran away from the fight#after being betrayed by ppl who you thought were your allies#and offered you a place on a team that you sought hard to destroy at first#anyways i hope they interact more its always so fun when they do#i esp loved when red managed to scam zam when he was making his deals that was so funny#and i was hoping that would lead to more interactions but none of the deals ever went anywhere lmao but its okay i forgive them
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Rewatching UTRH is so fun bc this is the only red hood i want. He's cleaning up Gotham. He's killing anyone who gets in his way. He's taking huge cuts off the streets. He's offering protection and delivering.
#my dc posting#jason todd#red hood#crime lord jason todd#pimp jason todd#!!!#utrh#under the red hood#i dont want jason as a simple villain who just shoots whoever he gets annoyed with#i dont want jason abandoning his business n goals n morals just for the possibility of the batfamily's approval#i want him protecting the working girls and having some Guys working for him and shooting other gangs and and and#if you see me quoting utrh yes you do im not ashamed#hes controlling crime!! and he's doing murder n beheading n dealing drugs in the process!!!#LIKE. LIKE. UEGH.#nothing else can measure up to utrh they dont get ittt#this man is CALCULATED n hes got plans n plans n plans and he gets how ppl work#and hes also emotional and sometimes impulsive#my mans got multitudes!!!#stop making him just pow pow boom boom man. hes pow pow boom boom man (with a plan)#do any of you get me???#This November Life by forestgreen gets me.#if nobody got me i know This November Life by forestgreen got me
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in which a language barrier has the new kid accidentally naming his new friends
#🦇 einarr#🦇 hvasshár#🦇 laugar#🦇 kvikindi#📚 misc sketchbooks#backstories: einarr#📗 bonus bits#low stakes 🦇#forgive me for horrible language skills - it's not easy to research dead languages#especially the latin. i don't know shit. take that written-out latin with a huge grain of salt as i used google translate HAHA#with norse i at least have the minor advantage of already knowing norwegian#but still. there is so much extra grammar and most words are a bit different and it's hard to grasp when i can't hear it in action haha#catch me poking my nose into wictionary.org for the extra conjugations i didn't learn about yet. hfdghf#hvass belongs to crimson btw he got adopted. it's a joint custody i get to write his castle days while crimson takes care of who he is late#but anyway#don't kill me#rather correct me on my errors and i will fix them within reason <3#also they lost their memories. the castle gang all lost their memories when they turned. the lord is that powerful#einarr was only spared because the lord was beheaded at the time#he can't do shit to already-turned vampires - total memory annihilation wipeout can only happen while a vampire is in the middle of turning#so. he got very lucky
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It was the raging storm of a foreign war... and a face I’d seen before.
#spoilers#engage spoilers#fe17 spoilers#fell xenologue#alear#alcryst#alearcryst#windy art#WHEN I HEARD THIS LEMME TELL YOU#get a boyfriend who takes identity theft seriously smh#I'd laugh at my predictions being simultaneously too harsh and too soft if it werent for like#altcryst fucking BEHEAD HIM????? JESUS#also like. alear vc how would you behead me (genuine question because alcryst thats a bow math aint mathing)#just. ough. OUGH. imagine having to face your boyfriend but he's gone cold and harsh and feral because of the circumstances#and even tho you know your boyfriend is waiting for you back home (or even elsewhere in the fight) there's such. an uncanny disappointment#you didn't want things to be like that. they didn't have to be like that. but this world has a way of disappointing you#alear's well trip really is just. miserable. stay safe out there baby
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Watching The Passion Of The Christ. Gonna let yall know if Kyle's reaction was appropriate
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pardon me, how could I forget we share him in the divorce ✌️😔✌️
#i said this on bsky but lmao like.#bel had to be extricated from two irl situations where he (and consequently me too) was treated just like utter shit man#raw dogging life here for a minute: but the first beheading of bel was vent art five million years ago bc hes mommys special little guy#and i was made to feel like everything i tried to do with him was stupid and purposeless#so to see that hes got an audience of people who enjoy that hes the dumbest motherfucker around is really heartening#like ok. im not an idiot. he IS likable and my ideas ARE good actually#anyway#rune.txt#he also goes through some sort of redesign every time some bullshit like that irl happens#thats why he went from blond to redhead and then had a complete name and identity overhaul for fhr specifically#actually this is a hilarious aside but the first person i had to yoink him from went and carbon copied him LMFAO#like okay man. we know who the creative backbone in that project was and it wasnt you
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