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Teenage kick be like
💯 he loves this aesthetic. Prolly has somethin like this as his laptop background even when he became a ghost.
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the whole thing with people saying daisuke mouthwashing is minor-coded is filling my head with wasps.. Did you guys know that the moment you turn 20 you need to grow a full beard and also be boring and hate fun, other wise you're kid-coded and people will treat you as such 👍🏾
#he's a grown ass man just because he's kinda clumsy and loves fun doesnt mean he's a baby cmon people#sorry im ranting about this but its tickling my 'looking like a kid' inecurity LOL#obviously most of the people who say daisuke is kid-coded are kids themselves but wow#this is high key my fault for opening twitter 🫡#IM GONNA DRAW HIM DRINKING AND SMOKING out of spite :3#the dib speakz!!#daisuke mouthwashing#mouthwashing
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okay but sarah celebrating tommy every year for mother’s day
#who needs a mommy when you got a tommy#the first time shes does this its preschool teacher maria’s idea#shes four and mothers day is coming up and its usually a hard time for her so joel lets maria know just in case she has any behavioral issue#miss maria is like 🫡 i gotchu#she makes sure to emphasize to the kids that families are all different#they spend every day of may leading up to mother day reading books exploring diversity in families and talking about what mom really means#that it doesnt have to be the person who had you in their tummy or a girl or even a person we call mom#for example miss maria’s real mommy wasnt so nice growing up so miss marias TRUE mommy is just her daddy and her auntie rose#because those are the people that loved her no matter what and kept her safe and taken care of and fed#thats all mom is#it just means someone thats there for you every day and loves you and cares for you#someone who is one of your favorite people and who would say the same about you#all the kids go around and say who they think are their moms#mosy say some iteration of ‘mommy’ and ‘mama’ or ‘grammy’#but then baby ellie says ‘tess and auntie marlene’#and baby sarah says ‘uncle thommy’#one of the other littles says ‘daddy and miss maria’ ��#and they all make heart cards for their mommy firgures#they cant write or really read anything but a few letters yet#(even though hyperlexic baby sarah does have pretty incredible letter recognition for her age)#so they tell miss maria what to write on their cards and then decorate with oil pastels#sarah’s says dear uncle tommy thank you for being my mommy you are so funny and i love when we play horsey and princesses. happy mommy day#when he picks her up at the end of the day shes like HI MOMMMMM all giggly and hes like ????? hi???? whats this???? OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT#and when he does and read it he literally drops to his knees to hug her and cry#because theres really nothing more precious than his little angel his baby his best girl#thats tommys DAUGHTER DO YALL UNDERSTAND??????#miss maria watching them from the cubbies like: godDAMN theyre so cute#the next day tommy brings her a oat milk chai from her favorite coffee shop as a thank you because it meant a lot to him and shes like ????#how did u know???? and hes like my brother and you ran into each other there last week yeah? he told me abt it i asked for your order#and shes like 🥹🥰🫠 thanks
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Ayo can you recommend some jetko fics?
yipeee !!! oh anon CAN I ... please allow me to organize them for you as well ...
Post-Renaissance:
Empty vessels. by outpastthemoat
It’s just that he wanted Li to come with him and he didn’t; Li hadn’t wanted anything to do with Jet. And he really shouldn’t, Jet’s nothing but bad luck to anyone. But Jet can’t let it go.
Let the City Pull You Under by MadSeason (naive_wanderer)
[He’ll wonder all that, later; but in this moment he kisses a boy who thinks he’s something other than he is, and clings to the bolt of revelation that strikes him in the dark: maybe nothing in life matters except grabbing onto whatever brief moments you have to feel good.] Before joining the Avatar, before choosing his path on the crossroads of destiny, and before he finds a poster for a missing bison, Crown Prince Zuko of the Fire Nation has a teenage affair in Ba Sing Se.
love never wanted me anyway by tiffaniesblews
“Do you really not know how to take a compliment?” Jet questions, turning so that he is leaning on his shoulder, raising an eyebrow over at Zuko. Zuko just shrugs, unsure of how to answer. “Come on, Lee, you’re a handsome guy,” Jet states, giving Zuko a playful shove in the arm. “You have to see that, right?” OR: Jet gives Zuko a compliment that Zuko is unsure of how to answer.
The Classics:
Something to Hold Onto by Wildgoosery
Since the day the walls of Ba Sing Se fell, the Freedom Fighters have struggled to protect what remains of the city and its people. Jet and his second command, a mysterious boy named Li, have spent the summer piecing together an army, hoping for a chance to take the city back for good. But Li is also Zuko, and the time for that secret is quickly running out. Soon, he'll have to decide exactly who he is, what cause he's going to fight for, and where his heart lies.
Something New by Anonymous
Zuko is sick and tired of living in Ba Sing Se. Jet is too. But he wants to make it better anyway.
The Bathhouse of the Four Beauties by jin_fenghuang
Set in Ba Sing Se. Li and the Freedom Fighters are visiting a bathhouse. Can be considered vaguely in the 'The Walls of Ba Sing Se' timeline, but is a stand-alone story.
#jin_fenhuang also known for work as People In The Mirror beta and user who translated half of#that jetko doujin 🫡 their service is appreciated...#fun fact I read half of Something To Hold Onto when I was a kid but then stopped when it made me sad#<- hey doesnt that freak you out. that thats a childhood novel to me basically. I think this is funny.#atla#jetko#allgremlinasks#fic recs
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Mundane Lexa gets very horny when she's pregnant so Clarke rises to the occasion to satiate her needs. Clarke is worried she'll hurt Lexa and the baby so she's gentle and soft. Lexa just wants to be railed
Lexa and Clarke have always been pretty vanilla. A little smack to the ass here, nails on the back there but both prefer a more loving sex life. Lexa tends to absolutely adore when Clarke is all sweet and gentle and focused on her pleasure. She basks in the attention from her wife.
But she is HORNY, clawing at the walls type, please bend me over and fuck me. And Clarke wants to indulge her and do whatever she can to keeper her pregnant wifey satisfied but by lord she cannot bring herself to rail Lexa when she is carrying their baby. She wants to make love to her and craddle her tummy and be ever so gentle with her. Honestly, Clarke doesn't even feel brave enough to go fully inside Lexa, that's how much she fears hurting her despite her completely average size that would not hurt at all.
And Lexa is frustrated. With Clarke and herself because Clarke is doing nothing but being the absolute sweetest with her, giving her everything Lexa always wanted in bed. But Lexa doesn't want that right now. She wants rough and sweaty.
And then, then Clarke finally tells her she'll try. It's hard because Lexa is carrying their precious little girl but she'll try, for Lexa.
She barely gets to half a minute being rougher and grabbing at Lexa more aggressive before Lexa's hormones are making her feel like this isn't her Clarke and she's asking her to stop, which Clarke doesntladt a second before coming to an immediate halt, soothing Lexa and holding her as she tries - pretty close to crying too to be honest because she didn't even want to do it like this in the first place.
They spend a couple of hours talking, naked, after Clarke gently rubs Lexa's clit to allow her to cum. They talk about Clarke's fear of hurting Lexa and the baby, Lexa talkes about this constant horniness she doesn't know what to do with. They decide on Clarke helping Lexa orgasm more often, despite the fact Lexa doesn't want Clarke to feel neglect - something Clarke reassures her over and over again she won't as she loves making Lexa feel good especially when her hormones are all over the place and she can help with it. It also becomes clear Lexa wants more *of* Clarke, not particularly more of sex. She wants Clarke all over her during sex, she wants Clarke to not act like she's afraid she'll break just because she's pregnant.
And oh from that day on, Clarke realizes what it is to have a satisfied pregnant wife who is double obsessed with her now that Clarke makes her cum in bed, in the shower, just as she gets home and right before they go to sleep.
#letter opened#mundane verse au#clarkey is working overtime 🫡#mah girl would be canceling plans lets be honest she doesnt care pregnant wifey first!!!!#Lexa always has a little smile on her face now#she has her baby growing in her tummy a wife who will drop anything to satisfy her and she is overheels in love with her 🥰
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my man
#🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️#i dont wanna get into it but. the stuff w njs has been pissing me off so much and im SOOO happy to see him say that#even happier to know for sure he wasnt hacked (assuming that news doesnt turn out to be fake 😭)#ppl thinking he was hacked bc its english is like. the most braindead ass take. hes not fluent but he knows at least that much man 😭#and ppl also thinking he was hacked cuz of the actual message. is also insane to me#NO WAY ur telling me njs biggest fan?? supports njs??#this guy who was once a vulnerable teen idol?? is concerned for these vulnerable teen idols?? ?? no way dude#fork fucking found in kitchen#i held a grain of salt bc of the unexpectedness and different from usual tone but. come ON#proud of him 🫡#~
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anyways to my kenniko wattpad fic (Closing Doors) readers who are also on tumblr. U guys will be the first to know that the next chapter will be the last chapter🤧🤧
#i mean the readers who doesnt have tumblr or doesnt follow me here will not know this and will only know the day i upload the chapter#but ykwim#i feel like its the right time to finish it so why not?#this fic has been ongoing since like late september?? and im not one of those writers that can continue writing a fic for years and years#i will lose motivation and ideas at some point#so yeah#its been a ride my baes🫡🫡#see u guys on the last chapter that i will upload...maybe in a few days idk
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i was watching all the garly goals of the 23-24 season, as you do, and it made me wanna get into gifmaking so. remember when i said my hockey hyperfixation could be worse cos i havent gotten to the point of rb-ing gifsets yet? well. ive already made one so think i might just become a guy who Makes gifsets.
#incoherent turtle noises#hockeyposting#opened up my cracked copy of PS for the first time in ages bcos of dak & gar cellies that i havent seen posted here yet#i need!! to document them bcos of the impending looming possibility of……no i mustnt say it. dakjo you WILL re-sign!!!#also i feel sort of. well. the gif i made is of a van @ mtl game and. im sorta coming to the realisation that i may in fact be a bigger fan#of the nucks. IM SORRY MTL….. im sorry. but… you just dont have conor garland….#yknow i Thought abt making a sideblog but when has that ever done anything for me. it just doesnt work for me and i know it.#you guys simply need to accept me for who i am every time i change my whole identity for the new thing im into. as youve done so far. ✌️✌️#anyway. off to work i go! 🫡🫡
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i want to see. kevin day operating adobe illustrator. kevin day trying to figure out adobe creative suite without previous instruction. kevin day installing windows. kevin day trying to use linux
#he would be so tech illiterate 🥹🤏🙏🏽🎉🇮🇪🫡#the funniest thing re: this is of course tech bro jean moreau. but the second funniest is tech illiterate kevin day#what do you mean create a vector. i dont KNOW whats a vector 🥹#my beautiful wife who doesnt know how to use computers#txt#kevin#i wanna write a kevjean where kevins that person in the office that needs help from it at every move#jean: sir have you tried turning off your router#kevin: my what 🥹#jean is the dad teaching math making kevin cry at the kitchen table#kevin how can you not be able to do this. its so obvious.
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Getting ready for bed now. Ended up taking no nap. Realized that I have gotten about 4 hours of sleep over the past 58 hours. Which is not recommended.
Also realized upon taking them off that id been wearing my glasses for Most of the past 23 ish hours. Maybe closer to 22 hours (for shower and such). My ear kinda stung a lil when I took it off. Which made me realize how long I'd been wearing them but ALSO the fact that they HAVENT been hurting my ears in daily wear. For a while there, wearing them for too long would make my ears Hurt. Hell, I literally ended up getting scabs on my nose where they rested. But it seems like my body has been adjusting to them... it is accepting that we are a glasses wearer now... this is a marvelous realization
#speculation nation#and now im up in bed and im hanging out with june. who im still kind of mad at for clawing my thumb so bad this morning#(like SORRY i had to move u from my bed!!! instead of my normal tactic of annoying u so much u move urself. i didnt have the TIME!!)#at the same time tho she laid on my stomach for like half an hour while i was trying (and failing) to take a nap last night#which she almost never does. neither of them like sitting on me usually. so it felt...very special.#baby forgiven. also forgiven simply for being baby. June doesnt mean bad by it she's just easily startled & i moved her too quickly...#i was on the way to 20 mins late leaving for class tho i did NOT have the time to take it slow. sorry June.#(cant leave her on the bed when im not here bc the door stays shut so tally wont try to eat my plants when im not watching)#(usually i just smother June with love in the morning so she gets up by herself. Tally too. then i shut the door once theyre both out lol)#anyways i took a melatonin so hopefully TONIGHT after a day with no sleep and a day with half sleep i can actually sleep thru the night.#still mad that i laid down for 3.5 hours last night and couldnt sleep a wink. it was still rest but it could've been SLEEP!!!#whatever. 8 hours sleep here i come#(unfortunately not more than 8 hours bc i have to get up to do my readings. but 8 hours is still better than what ive Been getting lol)#(i'll... try to catch up on my sleep some more over the next few days...)#anyways goodnight 🫡
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like there's iwtv enjoyers that get armand obviously bc the ppl i follow are smart and perceptive and understand the mechanisms of abuse and (lestat voice) why he does the things he does but ive seen 1-2 posts that both understand and enjoy armands character. where is everyone
#let me be soooo clear i love jt when ppl hate armand i think he doesnt get enough hate. mutuals yr doing your part 🫡#but everyone who enjoys his character defangs him COMPLETELY. except those 2 posts by mutuals. its so dark in here
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i realize ive been posting a lot on here lately n telling myself ‘who cares’ after typing out posts has rly truly helped in that
#i’ll type out a whole post abt something n then go. wait who cares <3#delete <3#and then i just twt instead but that doesnt count bc its my diary with 10 followers#i think i just miss talking to ppl a lot which is why ive been posting sm 😭 i used to text my friends but i havent rly talked w them lately#so theres a bit of a void there#ANYWAY. trying to be less annoyning on here🫡
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( luffy / sabo )
#portgas d. ace#one piece#fanart#marcydraws.jpg#no one: me: i Need to draw my femace design fuckier#the kind of big sister who bullies you &fucks nasty five days of the week but also doesnt snitch on you if you did smth not allowed#and has a mostly laid back nice chill attitude 🫡
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yayy new undertale newsletter :-)
#cant sleep anymore so im just having breakfast now bc might as well#one of my coworkers had a papyrus shirt on the other day and i was like omg.. undyne-papyrus fan solidarity 💪💪💪💪#same guy who whistles tracks from the undertale ost in the lab sometimes 🫡#man i wish id slept better. i feel kind of terrible on meds in the afternoons when i havent slept well. not looking forward to that#not sure if this higher dose is interfering w my sleep bc i have been very anxious anyway.. but at least its friday#just gotta make it to tonight and if i dont sleep well again at least its the weekend so it doesnt matter as much#everything in my head is jumbled up and my body isnt cooperating with me aurggh. well what can u do#ill try and sleep for 15 minutes and if that doesnt work ill just play elden ring until i need to get ready for work#.diaries
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it says u don’t write for men but u have zhongli ? /nm /gen q
just like. a personal hc ngl. partially because zhongli is already (imo) fairly queer in terms of gender in game already, so I just don't see him as a man. so like, technically not "canon" but they are one of my fave characters so I wasn't gonna exclude them when I enjoy writing him.
#asks#anonymous#I'm a tmasc butch its pretty par for the course for me to have trans hcs sushdvdhjsjsj#i was lowkey expecting fhis question sooner 🧍♂️#but yeah for me zhongli is a trans lesbian who uses any pronouns shes one of my favs i couldnt not include her 😞#you could def argue abt zhonglis in game queerness in terms of gender but as a trans person i vibed w him a lot esp early on#also I will smack anyone who tries to start discourse or smth. move on.#i could make a case abt all the archons being genderqueer in some way but if i get into that we will be here forever soooo 🫡#ALSO HOPE THIS DOESNT COME OFF AS MEAN OR ANYTHING??? i get it. i dont mind the question. ur good anon im just bad at tone 😞#anyway 🏃♂️
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nights in the skellige wilds
#i say like two feet from kaer trolde#jackal speaks#witcher 3 wild hunt#these are all from my new playthrough#expect more bc i ZOOMED thru the skellige main quests (restarted my whole save bc i am an idiot who forgot to romance Yen and forgot to sav#so i had to redo the whole game) and as such have NOT properly reexplored all of the islands#i refuse to do isle of the mists without exploring every area that doesnt insta kill me 🫡
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