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liebelesbe · 6 months ago

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thank you tumblr this is exactly the right ad for me... I was posting about body hair, that means I must want to get rid of it, you're sooo smart tumblr...

#who are you tumblr. my mom?#You don't like shaving? Oh you can use an epilator or wax or get lasered or use hair removal cream :)#yeah I know. No thank you I am hairy on purpose.#doddie redet #id in alt text

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paintedcrows · 21 days ago

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Tfw your [REDACTED] starts dating the guy who tried to rob you (context)

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constarlations · 6 months ago

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Pokémon Timeskip Series: Battle Legend Lyra 🍒🍂

One of the two Johto-Kanto champions, Lyra is best known for her bright and cheery down to earth attitude both on and off the battle field! She likes to travel ALOT you can find her in coffee shops in Kalos or surfing the waves in Alola or just about anywhere with her Fiancé, Silver by her side and never turns down a challenge to a good battle (even if she accidentally sweeps the other person’s team whoops) Her favorite drink is boba tea, her birthday is March 4th, she has a crippling gatcha AND otome addiction, and is 165 cm tall but that’s all for text no one is gonna read aaaaaa-

Drew out my timeskip Lyra due to me wanting to update a few things in regards to her design (can’t believe it’s been almost two years since my timeskip designs HELP) but I hope you enjoy!

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#pokemon #Trainer Lyra #Pokemon hgss #Lyra pokemon #Art #Her team is actually inspired by my SacredGold run btw! Hence why she has a Glaceon ha ha #(and she has a Farigiraf and Phanpy as well but I forgot to put them sorry)#pokemon timeskip #hgss #-points at her- they don’t know she’s my favorite (next to dawn)#I love her design so much she’s so hello Kitty ok she’s sooooo strawberry shortcake alright #Minnie mouse looking ass I love her so fucking much #she and silver are married cause I said so #it’s actually vague in my verse if she’s the npc role btw cause she DOES have the hgss mom and Ethan has the GSC mom! Also I’m super biased #Kris is the only one who’s truly a npc lol (lab assistant)#My ethan is a blend of npc Ethan and gold so my Lyra is a bit of Pokemas Lyra but also my own hcs if that makes sense #Also she and Kris are sisters!!! V important!!!! They are hello Kitty and Mimi to me if you compare the two I’ll explode you with my mind!!#gotta upload my art on tumblr but I’m lazy as hell lmfao #anyways uhhhhh #Hanamaru kunikida vibes for her btw…. please listen to Akogare Ranraran for full Lyracore vibes for this image thx #ALSO…. LISTEN TO LOVELY LOVELY STRAWBERRY BY KUBO YURIKA FOR MAXIMUM VIBES OF MY LYRA INTERPRETATION THX #Ok bye lol #Ally draws stuff

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skunkes · 4 months ago

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#a doodley #i had to make this blue so tumblr would stop hiding it from the dash #anyway no caption this happened 2 hrs ago #im happy abt my surgery but it and other things this year keep beinging conversations like these up #and i cant handle it at all.#everything my dad tells me just makes me feel worse and not bc its anything bad but bc I Feel Bad #like the conversation then continued to him being like no dont cry im just saying i wpuld have wanted to #quit my job decades ago and set aside money so I wouldnt be struggling as much now but that didnt happen #and i just dont want that to happen to you guys :)#so we have to support u so that your life is what u want it to be #and i cried even more bc what do u mean. thats so sad. ur a person and u were a child and baby once and ur gonna die #and you always almost cry when u talk about your mom who passed away decades ago #and your brothers that passed away #recently and im going to be your age and still sobbing bc i miss my dad. just like i have been prematurely crying about since i was 7 #the other day my dad asked my mom if i cried a lot when i was a baby/kid and my mom said no and then my dad #said that when i Did cry it was so severe he thought i would ''drown in my own tears''#bc i could never stop. like. thats still true today. ive been crying on and off since then #i think i mentioned he's just been telling me stories about his life lately and it further fuels this. i get so sad. im sorry your life was #like this. i dont want to die i dont want you to die im sad im sorry im sorry #im scared. im never going to see you again. how horrible. how horrible #i cant enjoy my day today bc every day is a day closer and i get sad

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expelliarmus · 7 months ago

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#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #catherine tate #beloveds!!!!#i saw the newest dw trailer on tv today!!!#i need the new episodes now!!!#oh and i've gotten back into catching up on my big finish audios #i'm listening to the newest classic doctors new monsters set #it's been very fun #oh also i got a new student today #and his mom was a bit worried about how he'd be on his first day at a new school #but he saw my lanyard during carpet time and was like 'is that raichu?'#and all of my other kids were like 'LOOK AT ALL HER OTHER POKEMON THINGS' and he was very happy #and i was like bro you are going to fit right in #ok i haven't talked in the tags about my day in a long while hahaha #byeee good night tumblr friends!!

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itscherryterry-again · 6 months ago

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yea

#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime #keith kogane #vld keith #vld lance #vld fanart #lance mcclain #voltron #klance #can i rant for a bit #grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom #who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but #by a shows' producer #not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK #and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that #what i didnt need was getting baited left and right #the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on #their silly red blue ship to get canon #bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there #two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep #but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway #i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that #if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING #tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons #(mic drop)

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shan-yee · 4 months ago

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My mom : you know, sometimes i wish that you would be more like girls your age….

My 18 years old ass writing x reader at 2AM (i started at 12 on Wattpad-)

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blue-rose-soul · 9 months ago

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Vaggie: Alastor, what the hell!?

Charlie: You can't hit a kid!

Alastor: That child was acting like an insufferable brat. Someone had to set it straight.

Charlie: It doesn't matter! You don't hit kids, that's no way to teach them to behave!

Alastor: Well, that's how I was raised.

Vaggie: Who the hell raised you?

Alastor: My mother's murderer.

Charlie: ...

Vaggie: ...

Everyone else in the hotel: ...

Husk: ...Yup, that tracks.

Alastor: ??? :)

#incorrect quotes #source: original #Hazbin Hotel #Vaggie #Charlie Morningstar #Alastor #Husk (Hazbin Hotel)#child abuse cw #based on my hc backstory for Alastor #where the man who murdered Alastor's mom took Alastor in out of a sick sense of guilt and Alastor later murdered him #thank you to tumblr user proshipper on ship for helping me come up with it #the kid they're talking about is a cannibal kid who did something rude like putting gum in someone's hair or something like that

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moonkhao · 3 months ago

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hi.

#i know most of you didn’t even realize i was gone #but man…#my mental health was like in a state of 📉📉📉 in the past 30 days like we love being mentally ill and fucking insane <3 #it was mostly bc i panicked and started obsessing over possible water damage in my flat kind of out of nowhere #like it started when my landlord came to check my bathroom bc my downstairs neighbours had water stains on their ceiling back in july #which had been caused by their shower curtain apparently but i was already spiraling when my landlord told me so i was sure it was my fault #i was assuming it was bc of me bc i had sometimes been spilling some of my bathwater and i was like WHAT IF IT HAS GONE THROUGH THE FLOOR?#and it didn't help that it has been hot af and very humid in my apartment LIKE WELL OVER 25 DEGREES AND 60% HUMIDITY #anyways i couldn’t shake this not matter what i tried and my fucking insane brain made me think i was going to get arrested for like #flooding the whole building or for causing some sort of mold infestation #i had SO MANY panic attacks; i wasn't able to sleep; i wasn't able to eat; i was on edge and panicky basically 24/7 so fun fun fun :D #and i kept waking up in the middle of the night and HAD to go check my walls or the space below my kitchen #it was compulsory like i couldn't not get up and go check and tbh i would've thrown out all of my furniture if i could've to check for mold #(and shhhh i know how fucking insane this sounds but having a mentally ill brain that's anxious all the time does suck ass sometimes 🥲)#(the worst thing about it tho was that i was SO AWARE of how insane about this i was being and yet i couldn't stop losing my mind over it)#(also i was so ready to move tf outta here bc i couldn't handle being triggered 24/7 which is why my mom let me stay with her last week )#i was so out of it that i couldn't even let myself do the things i usually enjoy... like at all #like watching my shows or spending any ungodly amount of time on tumblr... or replying to messages i got from people who i love #ig this goes to show HOW bad this actually was for me mentally bc usually tumblr and my shows are like my safe place #anyways we finally had a leak detection dude come over today and we had him check the water levels in my walls #and he said everything is fine and he specifically told me i should stop worrying about any water damage BC THERE IS NO WATER DAMAGE #he also said that the weather has just been insanely humid this year so it's not surprising that the humidity levels are higher than usual #i’m still a bit scared about some possible mold but ig this is good enough for now #i am aware how ridiculous this must sound for anyone who's reading this now but couldn't let it go not even with meds so let me live pls :(#TLDR I WAS GOING THROUGH IT BUT I AM BACK I THINK AND I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TO START BOTHERING YOU WITH MY GIFS AGAIN <3 #AND I JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ANY OF THE HEART KILLERS STUFF YET ASIDE FROM ONE OR TWO PICS LIKE :(#OH AND I NEED TO START WATCHING SUMMER NIGHT ;_;#sabrina talks #@AIRENYAH GIRL I AM SO SORRY I WILL PROBABLY REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGES LATER TODAY OR TOMORROW MORNING ;_;<3

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mspaintpetfinder · 6 months ago

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now here's the purrbeast

#bathroom is a temp setup while we get them used to the house and the dog #lincoln is okay around them abeit a bit nervous #brownie/moon wants none of it she is not a fan of linc so far 😭#trust me i wouldn't have had them see each other yet but my mom thought letting them sniff each other out meant holding moon while linc #sniffs her #guess who got a couple claw marks on her face from trying to introduce them like that!!!#muscle man voice MY MOM #she's okay lol barely grazed her but it certainly says something here when i say #'hey we should get them situated and comfy before introducing them'#'okay yeah we get it' proceeds to keep holding moon near her face while the dog sniffs #girl you have admitted i have more cat knowledge than you maybe listen to me for once 😭#anyway not gonna get into that in the tags of a cute tumblr post #i was zonked out yesterday so sorry for the late update #we chillin #sunfyre and moondancer #caramel brownie

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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I was showing my mom various eras of Nando, AND SHE SAID PUPPY DOG MCHONDA ERA LOOKS LIKE PUSS IN BOOTS HAHAHAHHAA

I'm not gonna be able to stop thinking about this comparison for a while 😭😭😭😭😭

#my mom constantly says things and makes comments that makes me wish she had a tumblr blog #you know actually if we're gonna keep calling nando a cartoon character #i think puss in boots suits him by far the best #but especially bcs of this 😭😭😭😭#anyways my mom is so me fr. she only finds the older f1 drivers attractive 😭#she said nando's linen outfit from today was hot and that hes the only REAL MAN on the grid #and i was showing her the other various dilfs and she got so excited at mark 😭#im gonna bully her forever about how she excitingly pointed at mark in a pic and said 'WHO HE!?'#f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.rambling.txt

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lesliedraws-lilithcurses · 2 years ago

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Celebrating Pride before Pride Month actually begins but whatever, I'm on my way to go to my city's Pride Parade today.

I know that sometimes it's difficult to feel proud. Not because of an inherent sense of shame about who or how we love. But because of how lonely it can feel sometimes to be Queer (yes, I use this word and I won't apologise about it because I am very deeply queer).

It can feel like standing alone against a statu quo because that's what it is, you're 'odd'. But it's to be cherished! Because that's you.

Still not talking to my dad on a regular basis and I can say that it's difficult sometimes. So to anyone having broken relationships like that I give you The Hug. Because you're not the one that broke it. You actually did an act of deep, unadulterated Love directed at you first, for coming out and being gentle with your heart, and at the persons who love you for who you truly are.

Because you've always been like that, just not out. You can't tear away from your personality -and the way you live and the way you love- the Queerness that makes you sparkle so!

Sparkle sparkle my Friend!

You're not standing alone!

ILY!

#ineffable partners #good omens fanart #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #a j crowley #good omens #it's ineffable #good omens season 2 #happy pride 🌈#radical pride #special big kiss to my mom who's the biggest support #and my partner whom I love so much #and my dearest friends who are still sticking around years after years #wishing you all the good things on you Tumblr people

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watermelinoe · 8 months ago

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i just want this sheep off my island!!!!!

#my mom has been playing acnh so i got back into it #and i have this fuckass sheep!!! who asked you to move in!!!!!#frita is the only sheep in my heart #and i was seeing ppl online say you can't evict the last villager to move in >:((#i have become that one tumblr post with scrimbly bimbly or whoever

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trans-axolotl · 4 months ago

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that is one thing that has been hard lately is that a lot of intersex advocates who have met my mom will say "wow omg you're so lucky" which is true for this thing! i am lucky and i love her and am grateful. and they also don't know like, anything else that happened in my life, what my relationship with her actually is, many relevant facts about my incredibly traumatic childhood etc etc etc. and it's like i don't blame them for not knowing that bc how would they? but it's a WEIRD kind of cognitive dissonance when its like. i don't go home, you know? i do not visit home, i cannot visit home. i'm not going to get into it on this post but we have the type of relationship where she is doing so much advocacy work on my behalf and at the same time i cannot go home and do not visit her. i have PTSD from my childhood. like. it's complicated and it is WEIRD!

#personal #sorry for all the rambling it is just insane to see a photo of my mom on tumblr #like followers who have followed me for a long time KNOW some of my childhood lore. you can understand why this would be a lot #my dad is a piece of shit but i love her

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oh-meow-swirls · 7 months ago

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i think this was funnier in my head.

#puppy draws #yo-kai watch #katie forester #jibanyan #whisper #whisper ykw #usapyon #hailey anne thomas #as a diagnosed autistic person i can confirm that the autism evaluation results #just being a picture of the autism creature with text saying you have the tism is accurate #i don't even remember how this idea came to me i think i was just overly tired this morning and then this happened #also ignore the fact that i refuse to accept nate as being canon protagonist katie is like way better sorry besties <3 #that's like 80% a joke. every main yo-kai watch character is my blorbo and nate is included in that #i just also prefer katie. playing 3 and rewatching the anime + reading the manga did endear me to nate more though #i like how he's average but also totally bisexual. no i will not elaborate #why do my tags always get so derailed. uhhhh back to autism. hailey is so fucking autistic ngl #there's like at least five different instances in 3 of her just completely failing to read the room #she's totally hyperfixated on sailor cuties and next harmeowny #she has adhd vibes too i think but. the tism is very strong #i can't decide my favorite part of this between the “yippee!! you have the tism” image and jibanyan asking what autism is #he doesn't know because he has autism by default through being a cat he didn't need a diagnosis #i feel like all of them are autistic tbh but that's probably just me projecting. i totally gave katie autism in the rewrite though #i wasn't even trying to i just don't know what neurotypicals are like because i got that autistic rizz. and adhd rizz. mostly the adhd #i am definitely also autistic but i think my adhd effects me a lot more in day-to-day life #since i usually just interact with my moms who know i'm autistic and are also both neurodivergent #and people online. most of who are autistic because it's mostly on tumblr and this is the autism website #yo-kai watch more like yo-gay watchtism amirite-#oh also very amused by hailey just poofing into existence in the second picture. as you do

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bbloveseevees · 12 days ago

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Did my mom just ban me from ever getting a BlueSky account because it’s “ToO SiMiLaR To tWiTtEr”?????

#bluesky #ITS LITERALLY TWITTER BUT WITH WAY LESS BULLYING #BUT NOT TO MY MOM APPARENTLY #I just want people not on Tumblr to see my dumb art and shit…#but I makes me sad that my mom won’t let me because she doesn’t want me to be bullied #she doesn’t even care that there might be people who like my stuff on there!#for fucks sake #sorry this got a bit venty #I just wanted to show you guys this fucking injustice #psi-post

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