#whitty headcanons

[dango-with-a-taste-of-bitter]

the headcannon I'm ready to fight for

[gkrbox5]

I love Updike and Whitty's father-son relationship

[kawaii-octoalt]

I'm bored sooooo...

Whitty, Julian, and Nitty-gritty headcannons!

(Type: affection, nicknames, and what their purring sounds like, just some fluff for your soul)

(Warning: my cringe writing skills, if you don't want to see the cringe, DO NOT READ!! but if you wanna I ain't stopping ya)

Whitty

He's not one for nicknames, but from time to time he likes to call you "bubs" or "hun"

His purring sounds like a normal cat but slightly distorted

He is a bit of a cuddlebug, but then again, he hardly knows anything about the world , when you first hug him, he's confused af

But maaaaaan you ain't got no idea what's gonna happen next....

He likes to cuddle with you just about anywhere

He especially likes to pick you up and hug you from behind

He's very warm so it makes it even better :)

He likes to bury his face into your chest and purr

His purring is also really soothing to hear

He likes to set you on his lap while cuddling

He LOVES snuggling on sunrises

Julian

DUDE'S A REAL BIG CUDDLEBUG

He just loves to hold you

He also LOVES to give you nicknames, he especially calls you either "doll" (if that's ok with you), "darlin'", he even calls you "love" or "lovebug"

He loves to snuggle with you!!!

His purring is like whitty's, but slightly less distorted, and more like a broken radio. But still soothing to hear.

Like whitty, he likes to bury his face into your chest and purr

He's very warm like whitty :)

he'll let you rest your head on his chest

Whenever you both are snuggling, he likes to kiss you on the forehead :)

His favorite time for snuggles is on cold rainy nights, the rain is so soothing to hear ♡

Nitty-gritty

Dude's very affectionate but won't immediately tell you

He likes cuddling on your lap, since he's smol

His purring is as soft as you'd expect

He doesn't call you nicknames very often, but he calls you "Bae", or "shawty"

He's not as warm as julian and whitty, but you (hopefully) don't mind

Julian and whitty Don't have a specific favorite way to cuddle/snuggle, but Nitty kinda does lol

He likes to wrap himself in a soft blanket and sit on your lap while purring

Sometimes he falls asleep doing this and you just carry him to bed while he's in his blanket cocoon

He likes to snuggle on autumn sunsets, it really sets the atmosphere for him :)

(Tf is wrong with me aaaaaa)

(All three of them belong to sock.clip)

[storfulsten]

lol did I just lose 3 followers for mentioning a cool new song? ok

[icey--stars]

Contact Headcanons

How do they communicate? Azriel and Eris are very physical communicating individuals, but their banter is quite important as well.

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Day 3 of @azrisweek (Contact)

a/n: just a few short headcanons for my favorite ship :) also I kinda just let myself ramble so its definitely not my greatest work, but hey, oh well.

WARNINGS: SFW, but some mentions of sex

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In my imagination, I see Azriel and Eris as very physical lovers

While Eris is prone to use words, they’re taunting. A shield that he’s used all his life to hide himself.

When he’s with Azriel, he shouldn’t hide himself and Azriel has never been the one to use words much.

So, Azriel and Eris communicate best through touch and maybe a few prickly words shared across their bond or taunts/challenges through a little sly letter sent with magic into the other’s pocket

But it’s always been touch for them

This doesn’t always include sex (just most of it XD) but also just the littlest touches throughout the day that make it just slightly more bearable

Neither of them share too many words unless it’s important, so they find little ways to show their love

Little kisses during the day

Sly brushes from Azriel’s shadows that can shock Eris due to the coolness

When one of them is feeling stressed, just the other resting a hand on their thigh or maybe even playing with their hair (Eris adores this but Azriel will never pry that secret from him. Though, the cheeky shadowsinger already does know. He just acts like he doesn’t.)

After a fun time in bed, the two will deny it to others, but they love to cuddle. In bed, in the bath, in the shower- wherever the hell they end up. They always spend just a little bit of time breathing in each other’s scents and calming their hearts with the soft touch of their mate.

Azriel loves to encircle Eris with his wings in bed and it makes for the perfect sleep as well: Azriel is generally someone who runs cold while Eris runs hot obviously. They even each other out.

The closeness also tends to scare away the nightmares of the past from their minds, though they’ll still occasionally wake up screaming

When this happens, few words are shared unless they need to talk or they’ll explode (on occasion, Eris just needs to ramble about something, anything. It calms his anxiety and Azriel likes to listen and gently, silently, affirm Eris that everything is alright by keeping him close)

On nights when it's a nightmare that regards touching being triggering (ex. Beron’s dungeon or Azriel’s brothers), it’s always one of them talking the other down until that touch is non threatening and instead grounding:

“Eris, Eris, you’re not there anymore, baby,” Azriel whispers into the night. “You’re alright. Beron’s dead, remember? You killed him. Ripped off his crown. He’s not there and he never will be again. Come on, Eris.”

Eris would eventually wind down a little and then it’s back to the ever persistent theme of touch:

Azriel brushes Eris’s hands with his own, keeping Eris’s eyes locked on his as he traces his scarred hands up Eris’s body until he could cup his wet cheeks. “You’re alright,” he whispers and moves closer to encircle Eris with his arms. His shadows move to the scars Azriel knows are burning with the memory until Eris finally grapples onto him desperately, tears and silent sobs making their way out.

Azriel only puts one hand on Eris’s head and lays them both down gently so Azriel could wrap his wings around his mate and gently play with his hair until he passes out again in exhaustion.

In the morning, they don’t share words unless the other needs it- just the affirmation that they’re not alone is enough.

Another way they communicate is through spouts of whitty (albeit rude) banter.

When they’re away from each other, it’s little notes in their pockets. Teasing and bantering back and forth.

Sometimes they do go a bit far with it and one of them ends up getting a bit offended or disappointed, but they both know most of the stupid shit they end up saying is just for fun.

They really do enjoy messing around with each other in any way they can– after all, that’s how these beautiful enemies-to-lovers started, isn’t it? Whitty, annoying banter that they wouldn’t change for the world

I’d also like to say that I don’t think Azriel and Eris have the best communication skills as a couple. In fact, it probably takes them at least a century to talk about some old hurt. Eventually they will, when it starts hurting the relationship, but do not take them as an example of “aww! they have great communication!” you are lying to yourself.

Definitely not my greatest work, but I hope you all enjoyed the little short things regardless! It made me want to write a nightmare comfort scene...

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Btw, feel free to ask more questions about the headcanons <3

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[riddle-me-ri]

I saw your Lupin asks and I’m super excited! How about a beautiful cat burglar who is completely infatuated with Zenigata? Gorgeous, whitty, and a lone wolf but turns into a puppy, eager for attention when he enters the scene. They might even drop a heist and rat out Lupin to the others to Zenigata if it meant getting on his good side. God forbid he actually has them handcuffed, “Please tell me any I say will be held against me, including you~”

a/n: aaahhhh omg omg anon this idea is absolutely big brain top tier energy asdfghj I couldn't wait to write it. I wasn't sure whether to do headcanons or a drabble but a scenario started forming so I went with drabble! I hope you enjoy!

Word Count: 1.1 k

Content Warning: suggestive language, heavy flirting, but nothing explicit.

Inspector Zenigata x Criminal!Reader - Cat Got Your Tongue?

The job tonight should be child's play.

Just reclaiming a one of a kind, priceless jewel necklace that you just know you would appreciate far more than any mere museum visitor or a pompous businessman with way too much money on his hands that bought it just to prove he could.

Get in and get out, clear and simple.

You got in simple enough. You already shut down the laser grid protocol, so walking up to your prize would be a breeze.

You walked up to the glass case, and just before you were about to cut a neat circle into it…the case was lifted up.

“What the-” You looked up and noticed a red jacket and a shit eating grin.

“Lupin? What the hell are you doing here?” You groaned in frustration.

Of all the museums, exhibitions, galleries in the world, why did he decide to rob the one you were robbing?

“Ah it appears we have the same sophisticated taste!” Lupin chuckled before sliding down a rope from the ceiling.

“Oh please, don't lump me in with the likes of you.” You rolled your eyes before turning your attention to the necklace that was now one swipe away from being yours.

Lupin clicked his tongue. “So cold…”

Lupin the Third, the infamous international gentleman thief.

That descriptor alone made you want to gag.

Sure, he had a high success rate, but he wasn't exactly a gentleman, not to you.

Just a cocky, selfish, lanky man child who can't seem to leave you alone. He always wanted you to join his crew (and/or his bed), and it took everything for you to keep your body from cringing in on itself.

However, there was one upside to his presence…

“LUUPPIINNN!!! I've got you this time!”

“Pops!”

“Zeni!”

“Huh?” Both of the men looked at you with incredulous looks.

Did…did you just squeal the Inspector's name like a fangirl at an idol?

“I guess you do have some perks…” you muttered to Lupin before making your way to the officer, totally forgetting about your previous goal.

More jewels and treasures will come, but you don't always get to see the person you adored the most.

Lupin's jaw was practically on the floor. His eyes are as wide as pans in bewilderment. He usually prided himself in his problem solving skills, but Lupin for the life of him couldn't figure this one out.

“Pops?! You give me the cold shoulder but have the hots for Zenigata?!” Lupin exclaimed exasperatedly.

The Inspector was just as in shock as the thief.

Zenigata shook off the surprise by shaking his head.

Lupin was right there! Just within arm's reach, he couldn't let him get away!

He wasn't going to let anything or anyone distract him–even someone as gorgeous as you.

Inspector Zenigata made an attempt to lunge past you and grab Lupin but your next statement caught him off guard.

“Duh! Who wouldn't adore such a dashing, charming, and handsome inspector?” You turned your back on Lupin with crossed arms.

Zenigata stopped dead in his tracks mid-run.

The man immediately felt a warm blush rise in his cheeks. As he resorted to a more default pose and looked at you with a giddy grin.

“Who…me?” He asked as he pointed his index at himself sheepishly.

“Well, of course!” You squealed in delight. You enjoyed the fact that you got his attention.

“Uh, well gee….I don't know what to say…” Zenigata scratched the back of his neck nervously and pulled his hat down to hide his reddening face.

You giggled. He looked so cute being all bashful and modest. You quickly walked over to him, longing for nothing more than to be closer to him.

Meanwhile, Lupin slowly but surely was trying to get away with the jeweled encrusted necklace.

Zenigata barely noticed Lupin move out of his peripheral vision.

He did a double take, for once he was hesitant to chase him in fear of losing your affection.

“Uhh, err, sorry to run but Lupin-”

You gently placed your index finger over his lips to silence him.

“Shh, don't worry about him…” You wrapped your arms around his neck before you pulled him closer to your body, your chest pressed against his.

You leaned in closer to the side of Zenigata's face, your lips centimeters from his ear.

“I know where his hideout is…I can tell you where he is…” you whispered.

Despite the heavy thumping of his heart against his ribcage, he was able to hear your tidbit of information.

“R-Really?” He stuttered. “You would rat out Lupin?”

You scoffed. “Of course! I have no loyalties to him..”

Zenigata hummed in thought, trying to ignore the close proximity of your face to his. After taking a deep breath and finding some clarity, he grabbed your wrists and unwrapped your arms from his neck.

You were utterly ecstatic to have his warm hands touching you, even if it was just your wrists.

“This doesn't mean I can let you off the hook! You were also here to steal!” He declared, desperately clinging to some form of authority he had over the situation (or he at least hoped he still had)

“Ooohh” you gushed. “Does that mean you'll put me in handcuffs?”

“Huh? Uh..y-yes, that's what usually happens..” Zenigata stammered as he struggled to retrieve the items in question from his trench coat pockets all of a sudden.

You compliantly offered up your wrists for him to restrain.

You weren't too concerned with going to jail, you can escape just about any cell, but you were more focused on being with Zenigata just a little longer by any means.

You beamed when you thought of how good he may look to his superiors if he brought you in.

You giggled as the metal clasped around your wrists. As Zenigata walked behind you, directing you to his car, you couldn't resist.

You looked over your shoulder with hooded eyes and a sultry smirk. “Is this where you tell me anything I say can and will be held against me? Including you~”

Zenigata scratched behind his neck, your innuendo at first flying over his head. “Erm…well I'm not required to--oh!”

The Inspector thought he would overheat if he had his coat on for a moment longer. His whole face was a bright red, and his palms started getting sweaty.

Even though he didn't exactly reply to your remark, his flustered speechless expression was more than enough.

Just before he had you sit in the backseat, you quickly leaned in and gave a sweet, longing kiss on his cheek.

“Mwah! Thanks for the ride, Zeni!” You giggled as you got comfortable in the seat.

White noise filled the man's ears and head. He had been rendered utterly stunned. Yet, he couldn't help the giddy lopsided lovestruck smile that grew on his face.

Zenigata blinked his eyes rapidly, wiping his face, anything to help himself regain his composure.

He still has to drive you down to the station after all.

[jollyimposter]

I’m gonna reply to the asks privately later on when I have some free time, in the mean time have some doodles I did of that crack headcanon I had where Gabriel is near-sighted, with Whitty.

Have this little short comic with Gabriel swearing because I said so.

[seltzer-tastes-pretty-good]

Headcanons on what the FNF crew think of various mods

-Boyfriend really liked Vs Tricky, mostly out of being a long time Madness combat fan. He's still practicing to actually sing that fast. He's obviously a fan of a lot of mods where his GF has the spotlight too, ofc. "Nothing beats her actually singing in person, though", according to him.

-Being a longtime horror fan, GF naturally navigates to a lot of the creepypasta/horror mods. She actually liked Hypno's Lullaby enough to catch a Hypno in her latest Leaf Green play through. Of course, she's very adamant in the ending being completely inaccurate and that Hypno would have been a free sidewalk paint job should she actually try and hurt her man. The only horror mod she really doesn't like all that much is Mario Madness and, yes, it's for the ending. Plus her powers being gone, which she just thought was lame.. Really, any mod that has Boyfriend dying in it, she'll counter with a very stubborn, "Nah he'd win IRL. Source: trust me, I'm dating him and he's very cool."

-Daddy Dearest isn't big on the mod scene. Out of curiosity, he downloaded Vs Whitty when it first dropped, gave up on his fifth retry on Ballistic, uninstalled and it is now very strictly canon-only. He doesn't know who Garcello, or Carol, or Tabi are, and he'd prefer to keep it that way.

-Mommy on the other hand, got really into perfectling every mod people claimed were impossible difficult. She can beat stuff like Expurgation and Fool Hardy with only the arrow keys. She also leaves posts on her social medias, leaving little reviews and thoughts on some of the mods she plays, while bragging about how throughout she crushed them. Her last five Twitter posts were a thread on how MMV2's ending was wrong and dumb and wrong

-Skid and Pump liked Don't Get Spooked

-Pico mostly gravitates to mods that have him in it, which there are a handful, but he really wishes characters like Hex were canon, so he could probably rap with them IRL. He mostly just goes with whatever mods BF recommends to him, who mostly consist of 'Vs characters' from fandoms that Pico really isn't interested in. He does vibe with 'Shell Shocker' from Infernal Bout, though.

-You'd think Monster would like the corruption mods, right? Nope, corrupting others isn't as fun as flat out killing them in his eyes. He also doesn't' play any mods, but will give respect to any that happen to feature him, double especially if they give him a song. He really liked 'Boogieman'.

-John is another case where mods don't interest him, but he'll pop in one if he's bored. He mostly goes for the mods that bring back those old Newgrounds days, so he's also a big Vs Tricky enjoyer. He's one of the few who do like the mods where BF and GF flatout die.

[taterswithranch]

Do you think Tabi has the same levels of hungers a Whitty?

This question appeared because of your $76 Tabi post

I actually headcanon Tabi to have a practically nonexistent appetite. He eats very little, and most of the time he’s not even aware that he’s hungry, so idiot forgets to take care of himself. Then it hits all at once and he feels like he’s dying hdhdhsk

Being alone for a year living on nothing but spite really screwed his health over.

The inspiration for that doodle was really because that’s exactly something I would do if I were given $76 to get anything I want hdhdjsks

[fierysplash213]

I want to see how you'd do a Ruv x Reader. Headcanons? Full Scenarios? Both are fine! I just want to see a Ruv x Reader.

Of course! I just did some research on Ruv, and I will try my best.

Tickets for two

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You were watching Ruv battle against Tabi, and after a while, Ruv won.

You handed him a towel, and as he was wiping his sweat, he asked, “Can we meet up later? At the Acolty Restaurant?” (My naming skill are bad.)

“U-um, yeah sure!” You said happily. He was your best friend and your crush, but your introvert self would not let you tell him how you feel.

“Ok, I will see you later then.” Ruv said, he seemed more excited than usual. (Which I’m gonna be honest, in this exact x reader world, Ruv is usually more gloomy.)

When you were at home, you were quite excited about the ‘dinner date’ since you usually ate dinner by yourself you were excited to actually eat dinner with someone. Plus, who would not want to spend time with their crush?

You got out of your house and sauntered to the restaurant. You were just about to walk in the restaurant when you heard a familiar sound.

Eventually, you followed it to see Ruv rap battling Whitty, another one of those ‘friendly battles’, although this time, Whitty was the one who won. Two rap battles in a day, that was very strange of him.

You both waltzed in “Acolty Restaurant” (Once again, terrible name I know.) and sat down at the dinner table.

You said “Two rap battles in a day? Now something is definitely going on.”

You could tell he was panicking.

“Nothing’s going on. Why do think something is happening.” He said while giving the ‘I’m hiding something’ look.

“Come on, we have been best friends for almost eight years now, it’s almost impossible for you hide things from me. Especially if it is really obvious.” you said, curiously.

“Is it really that obvious?” He mumbled.

You gave him a stare, “Just tell me what’s going on.” You questioned, then blushed a little.

“Oh alright… so I got two movie tickets to ‘Spider Man No Way Home’, I was wondering if you would want to come with me. I was a little worried that you were gonna say no and rap battling was one of the only things that can help me get my mind off of it.” He replied.

“Of course I’m gonna say yes!” You beamed with delight, your eyes twinkled like the billions of stars in the night sky.

You were really happy that day, and maybe some day, you can tell him how you really feel about him.

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I’m really sorry, this was requested a few weeks ago. Honestly, I had no ideas for this and I was a little busy doing other things.

[xsome-personx]

hey! this is my rules page so please read it before you make a request!

I will write headcanons, short stories, and long stories.

I will do at max 5 characters for headcanons, 2 characters for short stories, and 1 for a long story.

Characters I will write

Mid fight masses

(Platonic only for Rasazy)

Whitty

Kapi

Bf

Gf

Agoti

Tabi

Skid and Pump (platonic only)

Garcello

Tankman John

Lemon demon

I can't remember the other characters I know, so if you don't see who you're looking for on the list, just ask! I probably know them. I just forgot to add them, lol

What I will write

romantic

platonic

hard topics (suicide, self harm, trauma, exc)

fluff

angst

wholesome content

parental figures (child reader or parental reader)

yandere

slight gore (nothing horrendous, but still considered gore)

and more, once again, if you can't find it, and its not in my won't do list just ask and I'll give a yes or no if ill do that or not

what I won't do

sexual assult

abuse (character abusing reader and vise versa)

nsfw (I'm a minor. and even if I wasn't. writing it makes me uncomfortable, please accept that.)

pedophilia

neglect if it's a parent pov

homophobia

and probs more, once again, just ask, and I'll give my opinion if I'll do it or not

and lastly, Reader will ALWAYS be referred to as they/them. You can switch the pronouns out as you read, but I will not write certain gender inputs

request away!

[cloudy--star]

“Carol, just let me sleep, I don’t feel well..!”

Gently pulling him down the sidewalk*

“No Whitty. You are going to help the community for one instead of scaring everyone in it.”

-Later-

“Hh-! hhaAA-SHUh!!”

*bro fucking explodes

When Carol goes to get him*

“How was it?”

“SDFF..I mean, the building collapsed and I think we lost someone inside, but fine fine other than that..-“

lmao i love this

the idea of whitty fucking exploding when he sneezes is so funny to me 💀

but i headcanon him to stifle most of the time so he doesn’t cause too much damage to others around him

[the-plushie-friendships]

🖕

🥇

📓

💔

🖕 A headcanon relating to anger

🥇 A headcanon about what they’re best at

📓 A headcanon about their hobbies

💔 An angsty headcanon

(For the anger one, I’ll do it for one of Ames’ plushies. Whitty can get mad but he doesn’t like to, it makes him feel tired afterwards)

(For the best at one, Ames is obviously best at making plushies, but she’s also best at pretending, I mean, she can act like herself one minute and then one of her plushies the next)

(For the hobbies one, while Ames does enjoy making more plushie family members, she does enjoy reading from time to time, especially to her family members like PomPom, Pommy, Skid, Pump, anyone of her younger family members)

(Now for the angsty one, Ames’ current army of plushies almost got a lot smaller, Ames was trying to cook for herself and Miss K, but she ended up accidentally catching her sweater on fire, and then accidentally caught Carol on fire, and the fire spread to her other plushies, luckily Miss P came over and put them all out)

[thoughtspeaker]

Bro this is literally me with my headcanon that Whitty is autistic-

Shoutout to oddly specific probably-projecting headcanons hell yeah your favorite character has back problems and a peanut allergy

[weenwrites]

Hey! first request, so I made sure to read your rules! I got an idea from one of your writes and even commented on it! so I decided to turn it into an actual request! could you write headcanons or a short story with whitty having the ability to take his "head" off? and possibly using it as a grenade? and it just like, startles/confuses reader? as well as how when it does explode, it regenerates? It's pretty much just a very confusing idea to reader. can be platonic or romantic up to you!

I'm really sorry, but as of recently I've decided that I'm not interested enough in FNF to write for it anymore so I took it off my list. I'll have to decline your request, but you can go to other blogs like @/fnf-fluffcanons. As of today, their requests are open, they write for whitty, and they seem pretty active!

[littlemisssquiggles]

Whit-ty Headcanons: Whitley Is Punished by Tyrian Callows?

In light of the upcoming Schnee Dinner episode, I find myself concocting more and more headcanons of how things could play out for this event. Particularly when it comes to Jacques and Whitley. It truly makes me wonder just how far Jacques is willing to go just to get his own way. 

Not to mention how much it will take for Whitley remove the blindfold from his eyes and realize that his father isn’t the man he pegs him to be. With this thought in mind, I’ve been pondering ways in which the episode might play out for these two men in particular and then a very chilling thought came to mind.

What if…Whitley is caught snooping around Jacques’ office by Tyrian Callows when he’s having another meeting with Watts and as punishment for disobeying him, Jacques just lets Tyrian beat up Whitley as a means of teaching him a firm lesson in discipline?

Before my fellow Whits come at me with pitchforks for having the chaps to even suggest such a heinous thing to happen to our boy, as always, hear this squiggly Whit out. I know the notion of Jacques having Tyrian---a homicidal mass murder from Anima with sadistic tendencies--- punish Whitley---a more or less innocent child; Jacques’ child and current heir--- just for snooping around will be an all-time low even for the likes of Jacques Schnee. But y’know what? Weirdly enough, I can actually see this being a possibility given the kind of malicious man Jacques is shaping up to be.

As RWBY has highlighted many times, Jacques cares very little for anyone but himself and would more than willingly sacrifice his entire family’s happiness if it brought him a crumb of financial fortune. Not to mention that I think Whitley’s super sleuth luck has to run out at some point. Presumably sooner than I think.

We’ve seen Whitley successfully snoop on his father in the past as evidenced by his first appearance back in V4. But as mentioned, that luck will run out. I have a feeling that CH8 could potentially begin with Jacques having another meeting in person with Watts at Schnee Manor; only this time Tyrian joins him. Since the Military are still keeping Tyrian’s identity under wraps from the general public, Tyrian is free to walk into Schnee Manor and not stir any suspicions at all with the staff; particularly the ones incredibly loyal to Jacques.

I’m picturing Tyrian just standing menacingly in the background; waiting patiently for Watts to finish going over the next stage of their plan with Jacques. It is Tyrian who ends up outing Whitley after finding him…I dunno listening in from a hidden space in Jacques office or…listening in at the door when he’s not supposed to be near it?

To Whitley’s horror, Tyrian drags him into the office and kind of stands over Whitley in a sort of preying position. Terrified, Whitley looks to his father to help him. However, instead of telling Watts off or advising him to call off Tyrian from harming his son, Jacques does the unthinkable. 

All the Schnee Man says is “Don’t hurt him too much and keep away from his face. I need him to look his best for the dinner tonight.”

So basically, Jacques allows Tyrian to hurt Whitley as a form of punishment. So Whitley ends up being forced to attend the Schnee Dinner anyways in spite of nursing some pretty bad injuries from his encounter with Tyrian inclusive of a few broken bones.

Remember my theory from yesterday about Whit knowing the truth about his father’s plans for Ironwood and his sisters with him behaving funny all night?

Well here’s an alternative version of that concept. Let’s say…Whitley reunites with his sisters for the first time at their father’s celebratory dinner. However Weiss is the one to notice something rather off about her brother’s behaviour. According to Weiss, Whitley was quieter than usual and seemed rather unwell at the party and she even makes a comment to Whit about his rather sickly demeanour to which he denies.

Let’s say…it’s the first time Weiss has ever seen her brother behave so strangely---at least since their time together back in V4 and even then he didn’t act this oddly reserved.

Let’s say…because Whitley was in so much pain from his “earlier punishment”, he even refused to eat anything at the party---not even to enjoy a plate of his favourite crepes dessert. This action especially throws Weiss off as she’d been low-key observing Whit since she and the others got to the party.

Long story short, Weiss ends up pulling Whitley aside so the two siblings could “catch up”. During this time, Weiss grills Whitley for information on their father---asking if he knew anything. Of course, Whitley tries to act all aloof as he did back in V4 but his bravado fails as he kept suspiciously hugging his chest.

Noticing this, Weiss turns her interrogation on questioning Whitley about himself---how he’s been doing since he’s all alone with Jacques.

This question seems to somewhat trigger Whitley as he responds in anger; lambasting Weiss for daring to ask him such a thing since, from Whitley’s perspective, she’s never once cared about him in the sixteen years he’s been alive (I’d like to think that Whit is closer to Ruby’s age than Oscar’s).

Weiss flinches at this accusation. She then switches to a more sympathetic tone of voice. Whitley goes to storm off but Weiss immediately reaches out and grabs his arm, stopping him. Gently, Weiss reveals her suspicions to Whitley about her father being up to something that could result in no-good for everyone; especially Mama Schnee and even Whit who were still with Jacques.

In the end, Weiss expresses her worry for the fate of their family. Her worry for their mother. Her worry for Whitley. Basically it ends in Weiss practically begging Whitley for his help. She knows she hasn’t always been the ‘best big sister’ to him or even the warmest person in general. However Weiss has changed a lot since Whitley last saw her; growing even more into a kind-hearted person.

As I said, in this version of my headcanon, just as how Snow White begged the Huntsmen sent to kill her by the Wicked Queen to spare her life---Weiss asks Whitley to help her with unveiling whatever wicked scheme she feared their father was planning. And just like the Huntsman from the fairy-tale, Whitley does help Weiss. But not before collapsing before her, finally succumbing to her injuries.

Previously, I’ve heard one or two RWBY theorists---inclusive of RWBY Youtuber: EruptionFang theorize that Whitley has secretly been abused by Jacques for years without his sisters’ knowledge. An intriguing theory and while I’m unsure if we’ll see it rationalized into the canon, I’m going to add my own spin on that longstanding Whit theory.

Basically Whitley collapses before Weiss complaining of pain in his chest. Immediately…Weiss reacts to help her brother but as Weiss inspects Whitley, to her dismay, she is stunned to discover several bruises across his chest and abdomen including an open slash across his stomach that was being held together by several sloppily tied bandages which were now soaked in a bit of blood.

Let’s say…Weiss asks Klein to bring Jaune but advises him to be discreet as a means of not attracting the attention of their father. So Klein brings Jaune to Weiss and with her permission, Jaune uses his semblance to heal Whitley.

All the while, Weiss stayed by Whitley’s side, cradling his unconscious body. Even Klein is horrified to see the state of the “young master”. Weiss then questioned Klein if he knew about what happened to Whitley only for Klein to sadly inform Weiss that since her departure, Jacques hasn’t allowed him to set foot near Whitley; designating him to other duties while Jacques himself saw to Whit’s development.

Let’s say…while healing Whitley, Jaune discovers other injuries on his body---ones that weren’t recent and seemed to have been healing for months. Thus indicating to Weiss the truth of what he brother had been going through since she left.

Eventually in a nutshell, Whitley regains consciousness and from here, he proceeds to help Weiss by firstly warning her of what Jacques was truly up to. But…not before one small exchange of dialogue.

Whitley: What… happened to me?

Weiss: You passed out but don’t worry; Jaune is going to take good care of you.

Whitley: …Who…is Jaune?

Weiss: He’s a friend of mine so you’re in great hands.

Whitley: Another…huntsman? A huntsman saved my life? Well…that’s annoying!

Jaune: Wow. He really is your brother.

 This doesn’t have to happen but…I think this could’ve been a cute way to show that Whit is more like his sister than she realized. Not to mention, it’s a cheeky call back to both V4 and V5. The irony of Whitley saying huntsmen were “barbaric” and “beneath people like him and his father”; only for his snooty ass to be saved by one. Such poetic satire.

Anyways, if something like this were to somehow happen in the canon for the new episode, I want a few things to come out of it:

Similar to how Weiss finally addressed her team as her family in front of her father, I think it’d be pretty sweet for Weiss to acknowledge Jaune as her friend in front of another family member of hers like Whitley.

As much as I like White Knight as a ship, I don’t necessarily need them to end up together romantically. For now, this squiggle meister is more interested in Weiss and Jaune have a solid friendship built on mutual trust and knowing each other better than they ever did in the past.

After all, we all know how big of a rocky start these two had in the beginning. This is why I’m excited for the Dinner Party setting. To me, RWBY V7CH8 is a chance for the CRWBY to make a parallel to RWBY V2CH7: Dance, Dance Infiltration.

If I recall correctly, Jaune never got the opportunity to tell Weiss what he truly thought about her. Personally I’d like for this small plot point to be revisited. As a matter of fact, since we got May Marigold, I’m kind of banking on Henry Marigold making a comeback too. I know some folks think that May might be a sex-changed Henry and while I myself did ponder that a bit too, I’m more leaning towards the more simpler idea that Henry and May are just related. Probably siblings or cousins.

Speaking of, I have a feeling like CH8 will also harken back to the V4 episode where Henry made his debut. My hunch is that Henry and his family will also be invited to Jacques’ Dinner again. Perhaps the Marigolds are a Council Family with one of Henry and May’s close relatives holding a seat on the Atlesian Council. I like the idea of May coming from a family who help govern the Kingdom of Atlas yet she instead chooses to use her influence to work with the representative of Mantle for the betterment of Mantle. Now that could be a cool detail for May.

Anyways, as I was saying, Henry returns in CH8 and he and Weiss meet again for the first time since V4. However, unlike like last time, Henry isn’t as gentlemanly with Weiss. As a matter of fact, he’s a complete asshat to her.

Let’s say, Henry harasses Weiss at the dinner which then leads into two things: 

Firstly, Jaune, to Weiss’ surprise, coming to her defence against Henry and secondly, May showing up to put a lid on her baby brother.

May then makes Henry apologize to Weiss before dragging him off by the ear back to their family table for daring to disrespect a woman (especially when his sister was nearby). Currently there’s a wee bit of tension between our heroes and the Happy Huntresses given how things went down at Robyn’s Watch Party. Not to mention that of all the Huntresses, May has somewhat been the most seemingly aggressive one.

So it’d be kind of sweet if we got a scene where has a gentler side; more understanding side to her that isn’t as hardened. Who knows? Perhaps that’s why she became a huntress in the first place and joined up with Robyn? Maybe May comes from a family where as a woman, she felt disrespected because she often treated as if she wasn’t tough enough to go toe-to-toe with the men of her family. That was part of her motive for becaming a huntress---to prove to all who doubted her strength that they clearly misjudged her…or something like that. Mostly speculating here.

Anyways, after a scene like this, Jaune stays in Weiss’ company and the two actually have a pretty decent chat in which Jaune confesses how he really thinks of Weiss. It’s not meant to be interpreted as romantic but more as a step in the right direction of Jaune and Weiss becoming legit good friends.

Who knows? Maybe we might even get a little nod back to their untold movie lime with Oscar with the two sharing a laugh over that night’s crazy shenanigans with a possible promise to do it again; even if it’s just the two of them this time. As friends, of course.

I dunno. I just really, really would like to see Jaune and Weiss alone together, talking as friends since we’ve honestly never gotten that with the two of them. It could be a wholesome thing but this is just my opinion.

A theory like this can also show Weiss showing concern for Whitley. In the past, the impression I got from Weiss’ interactions with her brother was that Whit seemed more like an annoyance to Weiss…or rather he was someone she clearly didn’t trust most likely due to his similarities to their father in terms of appearance. So basically Weiss believed that Whitley was going to turn out more like Jacques. It wouldn’t surprise me if Weiss and Whit used to be close when they were toddlers until Jacques started grooming Whit to be more like him.

I think CH8 could be a good chance to touch a bit more on Weiss’ relationship with her brother, as well as Mama Schnee.

Again, as much as I like the Schnee-sisters’ dynamic---I’ve frankly seen enough of their interactions to gage their bond. Basically, I get it. Weiss and Winter are close.

The same can be said for Weiss and Jacques. Yes, I get that too! Weiss suffered a very overwrought relationship with her father due to his ways for most of her life.

This has been Weiss’ song and dance since her first character trailer. Basically what I’m trying to say here is that I hope that CH8 highlights Weiss focusing not on her sister and father but on her relationship with her mother and brother for a nice change. Even more interesting if all of that is tied in with the narrative of the episode fleshing out her budding friendship with Jaune. Maybe?

I understand some folks are probably banking on this dinner being all about our young heroes being little fishes out of water attending their first cordial party at Schnee Manor. However for this squiggle meister, I’m more looking forward to the conversations, man. 

I think this season has been building up to a few much needed chats between certain characters or certain groups of characters and I’d like to think that a more seemingly “relaxed” atmosphere could be provide the perfect setting to jumpstart some of those longstanding conversations. For CH8, I’m expecting the following interactions to be focal point of the episode:

Ironwood talking to Jacques Weiss talking to Willow (Mama Schnee) Weiss talking to Whitley Weiss talking to Jaune  (possibly) 

Blake and Yang talking to Robyn (I have a feeling she’s going to be at the dinner too so there’s that follow up from CH7) Ren talking to Nora (because for Pete’s sake,  that NEEDS to happen at this point, for REAL)

And last but certainly not least, Oscar talking to Ruby (because that also needs to happen at this point too. I haven’t forgotten V7CH3).

I know that CH8 is only 15:37 mins long. Nevertheless, V2CH7 (the OG dance party episode) was 15:05 mins long and that episode managed to pull off a lot in a surprisingly short space of time. 

So you could say I have full faith that we can get a lot of really great character interactions for this upcoming new episode.

But y’know this is only me. Hears to hopefully getting my wish with that. At least for the Weiss and Whitley part of it. 

~LittleMissSquiggles (2019)