#white people food

[actualadvocacybruh]

I was joking about the white boy taco thing but apparently it did trigger the fuck out of the conservative pundits

Literally ALL of them made videos or tweets comparing it to either black people and watermelons or just outright claiming it’s no different than when Nazis oppressed Jews

Fragile MFers can’t take a joke about white people even when it’s a white dude telling it

It was funny and I stand by it as a HWITE and will even give Kamala and Tim the pass personally to square this grand injustice….

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Go on Chinese social media around lunchtime and you will see pictures of underwhelming lunches: Raw mushrooms and pepperoni on crackers, a plain chicken breast or a lonely potato. Photos showing simple meals have gone viral on the Chinese internet accompanied by the playful hashtag: #whitepeoplefood, or #白人饭 in Chinese.

[spacedustpan]

The Vibes are off but the homemade Chipotle Ranch Pasta Salad is Excellent.

[shitswiftiessay]

swifties bragging about their unseasoned food.

if you didn’t know, by “senior swifties” they mean swifties who were around during taylor’s country era and were “in the trenches” in 2016. they believe that they are superior to all other swifties and that they have authority in the fandom. perfect example of a senior swiftie can be seen here.

so yeah, basically “senior swifties” are annoying white women in their late 20s-30s who don’t season their food and get mad at all the other swifties for not being around long enough and not being as “dedicated” to taylor as they are.

[kemetic-dreams]

HEY ALOT OF AFRICAN PEOPLE STILL THINK THIS WITHOUT THE DNA TEST. SUPPORT THE AFRICAN NAMES AND LANGUGAES.

[nando161mando]

[hollowhauntedheart]

I can’t fucking believe this . 😭 CELESTE ( @lovekitty-dearbianca ) W/ HIR WHITE PEOPLE SHIT !!!!

before anyone gets on my ass .

[angstitty]

On my way to become vegetarian but last night the barely seasoned cold chicken got the best of me 💔

Idk if I’m just white or also autistic but GODDAM. Give me some white chicken and a few pieces of mild cheddar right out of the fridge and I am FOLDING!

Go girl give us nothing /pos

[drmonkeysetroscans]

A light snack.

[averysmolkirbo]

Hey you!

Yea, you!!

Do you want pizza but youre either too broke or too lazy to get a whole pizza when you only want one slice anyway??

well i have the perfect solution:

Only Kind of Depressing Single-serve 'pizza':

All you need is a toaster and a microwave (toaster optional)

just 3 ingredients: loaf of bread, can of tomato sauce, and mozzarella or other kind of cheese

takes like 5-7 minutes to make at max

Instructions:

Take out your bread and get 1 or 2 slices optionally cut it into pizza shape and (make sure to eat the bread you cut off because you wouldnt want to waste it)

Now if you have a toaster youre gonna wanna toast your bread to prevent soggyness and add extra crunch

Take out your sauce and cheese and when your bread is done toasting apply sauce and scatter cheese and if you have toppings (such as pineapple dont @ me)

Stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds to a minute (or until cheese is melted)

take out of microwave and enjoy (if you did not use toaster on your bread you may have to eat it with a fork)

It's only kind of depressing and tastes pretty good! enjoy :3

[actualadvocacybruh]

I’m officially against Kamala and Walz winning now

Can’t believe they said that about tacos

The fuck kind of barbarian puts tuna and mayo on a taco …. And who the fuck ain’t using spices?

Just beef and cheese? Where is the beans? The rice? The fucking flavor? You just eating a worst hamburger at that point my dude

Not even chicken or maybe steak? Just FUCKIN BEEF?

No veggies? Not even a single shred of lettuce or onions? The fuck is this … THE FUCKIN DARK AGES

Triggered AF over this war crime against what whites people see as “authentic Mexican” food by these clearly racist white people who hate white people and we should all be mad at them for their white racism against the white people who are clearly there most oppressed group ever in America

[faery-berry-blast]

Food ( lunch specifically) doesn’t have to be cold and sad???? Actually shook

[theinkgirl]

there’s that long compilation post that’s the “white people food”/“white people meals” trend in Asian social media and 1) it’s hilarious 2) the commenter that was like ‘I think they only eat what little they have to to survive and if they could survive without eating at all they would’ was right and 3) both my sibling and I were immediately both like ‘it’s the eating disorders and productivity culture.’ and it IS that eating disorders and productivity culture in the west are a fucking nightmare and so prevalent that they’re almost invisible here. but on a sillier note, every time I’m in too much of a hurry to cook and I’m grabbing like a handful of nuts and an apple I get hit with a huge wave of psychic damage as my mind chants “WHITE PEOPLE MEAL” at full fucking volume

[flantxo-no1]

I was watching this video explaining why «whiat peepull don’t season they food» and I liked it two things, he said Spain was outside of the Mediterranean and that we’ve (the race) brutally murdered and colonised everyone everywhere. What can you do though

[offscreendeath]