#white people food

[actualadvocacybruh]

I was joking about the white boy taco thing but apparently it did trigger the fuck out of the conservative pundits

Literally ALL of them made videos or tweets comparing it to either black people and watermelons or just outright claiming it’s no different than when Nazis oppressed Jews

Fragile MFers can’t take a joke about white people even when it’s a white dude telling it

It was funny and I stand by it as a HWITE and will even give Kamala and Tim the pass personally to square this grand injustice….

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Go on Chinese social media around lunchtime and you will see pictures of underwhelming lunches: Raw mushrooms and pepperoni on crackers, a plain chicken breast or a lonely potato. Photos showing simple meals have gone viral on the Chinese internet accompanied by the playful hashtag: #whitepeoplefood, or #白人饭 in Chinese.

[shitswiftiessay]

swifties bragging about their unseasoned food.

if you didn’t know, by “senior swifties” they mean swifties who were around during taylor’s country era and were “in the trenches” in 2016. they believe that they are superior to all other swifties and that they have authority in the fandom. perfect example of a senior swiftie can be seen here.

so yeah, basically “senior swifties” are annoying white women in their late 20s-30s who don’t season their food and get mad at all the other swifties for not being around long enough and not being as “dedicated” to taylor as they are.

[expiredmedication]

I can’t fucking believe this . 😭 CELESTE ( @lovekitty-dearbianca ) W/ HIR WHITE PEOPLE SHIT !!!!

before anyone gets on my ass .

[kamen-rider-zed]

Me, gently caressing the raisins in the potato salad: who did this to you

[drmonkeysetroscans]

A light snack.

[faery-berry-blast]

Food ( lunch specifically) doesn’t have to be cold and sad???? Actually shook

[theinkgirl]

there’s that long compilation post that’s the “white people food”/“white people meals” trend in Asian social media and 1) it’s hilarious 2) the commenter that was like ‘I think they only eat what little they have to to survive and if they could survive without eating at all they would’ was right and 3) both my sibling and I were immediately both like ‘it’s the eating disorders and productivity culture.’ and it IS that eating disorders and productivity culture in the west are a fucking nightmare and so prevalent that they’re almost invisible here. but on a sillier note, every time I’m in too much of a hurry to cook and I’m grabbing like a handful of nuts and an apple I get hit with a huge wave of psychic damage as my mind chants “WHITE PEOPLE MEAL” at full fucking volume

[flantxo-no1]

I was watching this video explaining why «whiat peepull don’t season they food» and I liked it two things, he said Spain was outside of the Mediterranean and that we’ve (the race) brutally murdered and colonised everyone everywhere. What can you do though

[offscreendeath]

[expiredmedication]

Boiled Chicken (Crackfic)

Content warning - cussing + white people food.

A nice summer day. What better way to spend it than a nice cookout?

The sun was shining down on the woods through an opening, as pans of food were set on the table. One containing a set of kabobs, another containing enchiladas. A bowl of rice was set next to the enchiladas. Pita bread was set next to the kabobs. A pitcher of iced tea was in the middle of all the food, with cups off to the side.

Though it was a very small gathering- especially since it was already past one hundred degrees outside, everyone present was having a good time. Mainly gossip was being passed around the table.

EJ took a bite out of the kabob he was holding, savoring the taste of it. BEN took a bite of the enchilada on his plate, enjoying the warmth of the food. Fresh and hot. Given it had been his first time cooking something from home. Jeff took a sip of the iced tea in his red Solo cup.

“Has anyone seen Tim and Brian?” Toby asked. “I doubt they’re coming. They’re too busy for anything fun anyways.” Jeff replied, chuckling afterwards. It was true, the two older proxies were usually too busy for anything fun. Especially when it came to gatherings. That didn’t matter though, gatherings were more fun without them- at least to some people.

Just then, the two older proxies walked up to the table with a container and set it down. “What’s this?” Jeff asked. Neither Brian nor Tim cooked much. What did they bring to the table?

“We decided that this time, we would contribute to the food at this summer’s cookout!” Brian replied, a smile on his face.

Everyone at the table felt a shiver go down their spines.

“Contribute… to… the food…?” Toby asked. Brian nodded and lifted the tinfoil that was on the tray.

The moment the foil was lifted, all hell broke loose.

“Dear God… what is this white bullshit you call food?!” EJ exclaimed.

“I can still hear the chicken clucking! Oh- the horror!” Jeff cried, turning away from the food.

BEN felt himself get a headache just from the sight of what was in the tray. “Is that fucking ranch dressing?! On boiled chicken?!” He asked.

“Okay, so maybe the food isn’t your thing. That doesn’t mean it’s not good though.” Tim remarked. “Good? Good?! You’ve gotta be shitting me! That looks straight up inedible!” Toby shouted, pointing at the tray like it was from hell. (It might as well have been tbf.)

“You’ve gotta be joking right? Surely, this isn’t the actual food you made and you’re just fucking with us- right?!” BEN asked, having an almost panicky tone to his voice.

“No…? This is the food we made!”

Everyone at the table felt like they would begin crying. This felt like a cruel prank.

“…You’re lying. You’re fucking lying.” Jeff stated. This just had to be a cruel joke. It just had to be! There was no way Tim and Brian would subject them to eating this… sad attempt at food.

“It’s not a joke, Jeff.” Tim said.

“…And that was our worst fear.”

[downwardsandalittletotheright]

white people will say shit like "you eat with your eyes" meanwhile two of the most delicious dishes i've ever eaten were some form of green iranian slop

[treesah]

I don’t eat sad white people food for lunch on workdays, because I’m Chinese. But because I live like a 19-year-old boy named Kyle who drinks approximately 400 mg of caffeine via energy drinks and who lives in an unfurnished studio apartment with no blinds and an air mattress without sheets as a bed and also no money for takeout because I spent it all on MMORPG microtransactions whenever I’m not also directly responsible for caring for or setting a good example for my three-year-old son, here is the sad Chinese people lunch I eat instead:

Salted fried fish (with black beans fermented in soy sauce) straight from the can

Half a pouch of instant microwaveable plain jasmine rice with some Shin Ramyun ramen seasoning sprinkled on from a packet I cut open on a single corner and scrupulously folded up and paperclipped shut to preserve flavor integrity

“Soup” I made from pouring boiling water into a bowl with 2 tsp mushroom-flavored MSG (it’s sold in tins as “stock” but the three ingredients are monosodium glutamate, naturally-derived mushroom flavor, and an anti-caking agent) and a handful of raw baby spinach

I don’t have a family history of stomach or other gastrointestinal issues so I actually feel great after eating this meal, but I DO have a family history of kidney failure so I imagine I’ll be put on a low-sodium diet under doctor’s orders after another two decades of eating like this.

Anyway, this just goes to show that you can eat pathetically even if your food is hot and cooked.

[bekaroth]

Welcome to the Midwest church dinner. We have Kroger's fried chicken, goulash, Hawaiian rolls, unseasoned green beans, grape salad (I'm as baffled as you all. It's like grapes covered in vanilla yogurt maybe??? There's cinnamon involved somewhere and there's a brown sugar glaze of some kind with pecans).

[georgiee-porgiee]

My brother made dinner 💀