#white lisa jumpscare

[dbdonryo]

[chrysalidoll]

here are the ones left !!

[z0nie]

Very important question for the unknowns, did you know that eggs are a type of fruit

[desire-mona]

what i think my mutuals look like

u may be in here, u may not, doing as many as i want, if ur not in here then that doesnt mean i dont luv u :3 i hav a lot of mutuals

naut - i actually know what he looks like but in my mind. raggedy anne

harper - a mix between abed and gillian anderson

kiwi - young hugh laurie

my one tomska mutual - youll never guess

kae - meeks but somehow gayer?

kola - that one rsl photo combined with her actual face

ok computer - her pfp LOL

grey (musi) -s1 wilson

eli - i know what they look like actually so just. their face

joan - elvira

ami - abed, funnily enough

joel - straight up a dog

lisa - neil perry but specifically that one photo used as a pfp at one point

shui - also abed

john - phoebe from friends?

tiffany - again, i know what she looks like

marley - also s1 wilson but its different. like younger

sun (both of you) - ethan hawke in Dad specifically

bones - spock

reese - also spock but if spock was cosplaying neil perry

housewifemd - if house and wilson steven universe fused

ghostie - if jesse pinkman cosplayed frank n furter

joon - gender swapped neil perry

clara - gender swapped pitts

sid - richard cameron

tyty - his face!

ania - a vague cross between ginny danburry and gender swapped steven meeks

autumn (nocti) - her pfp

indie - also richard cameron

finn (occams chainsaw) - s1 gregory house

finn (puckspoetry) - neil perry but like. modern au?

bubble - gender swapped todd anderson but pink?

manda - thirteen (specifically thirteen with bangs)

tristan - his face. but also jesus

lovechild - NOT TAYLOR SWIFT. her face actually cuz i got secret access

dream(duality) - house when he went to that one migraine guys lecture thing

aspen - his face if it was more taublike

chandler - HIS face but more houselike

syd - allison cameron in black and white specifically

soph - rose tyler

hunny bun - martha masters

rain - i newly know what she looks like however she does still look like house in my mind

katie - neil perry at the play specifically

pinkie pie - pinkie pie

raph - steven meeks if he was dan howell circa 2009

dewi - charlie dalton

regulus - all 4 beatles combines into one being

jareth - todd anderson with white hair?

gil - his face mixed with rsl circa 2001

lesbians for trobed - trobed combined into one being

elmo - carrie

luke - thirteen (no bangs)

will - helena bonham carter in frankenstein (1994)

cuntstruck - that guy who wrote let it go (not the frozen song)

zeth - zeth

blue - allison cameron

blue - dick grayson

(im sure the blues can tell who is who)

thiam - jschlatt circa 2020 SORRY

valerie - martha masters allison cameron steven universe fusion

ash (crow king) - stretched james wilson

nico - stick dead poets society if he was also tyler joseph

percy - robin williams if he was a teenager

ashy - her face mixed with belle

nick - rsl and winona ryder steven universe fusion

matthew - youll never guess. anyone but barry boys next door

el - richard cameron AGAIN

sammy - their face mixed with neil perry gayface

birdy (demon or) - james wilson circa s3 ALSO U JUMPSCARED ME WITH THE PFP CHANGE I WASNT EXPECTING A FOOTBALL ERA

daisy bell - dana mythic quest

maddie - abed in her artstyle specifically

missy - TROY TIGER!!!!!!!

rubester - daria? idk why

[ryunumber]

Spooky from Spookys House Of Jumpscares/Spookys Jumpscare Mansion

Spooky has a Ryu Number of 5/4/does not have a Ryu Number.

(update and explanation below)

(UPDATE: Per @penndragon, Cross Impact has hit Early Access.)

(UPDATE 2: Per @mr-self-suck-by-nin, confirmation of the Cooking Companions protagonist identity gives Spooky an unambiguous Ryu Number of 4.)

Look, it's complicated. Things will be more concrete when Cross Impact hits Early Access.

Fair warning: this explanation is a bit more involved than normal, because the research hole this sent me down had me sincerely doubting my own base competence.

So, from the top: Spooky's only eligible appearance is in her own game, Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion née House of Jump Scares, as her only other appearance, period, seems to be as a trophy in Indie Pogo.

Naturally, this makes SJSM's specimens as the only connecting points. I've identified three that could work:

Unknown Specimen 1 is just White Face from IMSCARED.

This seems to be a dead end, as White Face's only other eligible appearance seems to be in the Nightmare Mode of Cooking Companions, as part of a menagerie of other horror game characters, including SJSM's own Specimen 6. But all of those also seem to be dead ends, and Specimen 6 just gets back to where we started, so that's probably no good.

How about Unknown Specimen 5?

Named Lisa. Sure looks quite a bit like Lisa from P.T. and once-prospective Silent Hills. Let's say it's that Lisa. What else has Lisa been in?

Apparently just P.T., which wouldn't be altogether unsurprising given, you know, all that happened with Silent Hills. Even the Lisa decoys for Metal Gear Solid V showcased in the Tokyo Game Show 2014 trailer didn't make it to the final game.

But there are still other P.T. references that did make it. Namely, that pleasant radio transmission, interruptions and all, can be heard from some radios in MGSV.

Now, given that audio-only appearances are broadly eligible, you could make a case that whoever's reading in this transmission is a character themself, which would in turn connect Lisa to The Phantom Pain, at which point calculating the Ryu Number is just a matter of hashing out who exactly is and is not in MGSV. The only issue I have with making this connection is that the audio is basically reused wholesale from P.T., which arguably makes it more in line with an archival recording, which is not eligible, than bespoke radio chatter, which is eligible, but hey, whatever, I've peddled dodgier. Why the hell not.

So in the search of a route with less caveats, let's consider what I've identified as the last possible eligible connection, Specimen 8. This cervine bundle of fun can be seen in Lost in Vivo as part of Lost Tape 3.

It turns out there's another character in Lost in Vivo who's been in something else: Sotiris. It also turns out that the "something else" in question is, uh,

the EEK3 2020 Virtual Show Floor. Which, to the best of my knowledge, is never referred to as a game, so if that matters to you, then we're done, and Spooky either has the aforementioned route through Lisa or nothing.

If you're willing to say that the virtual show floor is a game, which does not seem to be an unpopular opinion, then good news! There's a clear path to Ryu. You just have to go through Skully, who cameos in Toree 3D,

to the titular Toree, who's a guest character in Lunistice,

to Kit, the main character of Lunistice, who cameos in CrossCode,

to Lea, whose Ryu Number of 2 is already established, which gives Spooky a final Ryu Number of I'm sorry, I'm being handed a note.

Oh. Well fuck me, then, for not considering that the realities of game development could lead to a scenario wherein a character from an in-progress game could make cameo appearances in other games, only to be scrapped entirely before their would-be source game is released. Clearly, this is what the kids refer to as a "skill issue".

And the best part? This chain is so long that I'm genuinely expecting to have overlooked something really obvious that gives a shorter number, because the documentation I found on indie-ass indie horror game crossovers is spotty. So if you have any information that could shorten this more substantial than "White Face is graffiti in the full release of FAITH", send it my way. I'd rather be definitely wrong than dubiously correct.

Anyway, Toree's set to be playable in Cross Impact, so when that's released to the wider public most of this nonsense I just spewed at you will actually come into play. Until then, make of all of this what you will. If you'll excuse me, I need to go fucking distort.

[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if... they were spiderman

i love spiderman just like every other bitch out there

dream: - do not be surprised if he comes out one day and claims hes a demigod and superhero and a wizard - cause if its anybody its this guy fr - if he was spiderman he wouldnt have the main and basic color scheme - hed go green like everything - green is the main color like the evermore green and black/white as the accent colors - his string also wouldnt be normal spider string i feel like itd be neon ish like miguels from the movie - he would also avoid telling you that he was spiderman till the very last moment - he would wanna keep you safe the best he can - would nEVER swing by your house - but he keeps an eye out on you when he knows ur out and about walking - but when you eventually figure it out? boy oh boy - cornering you in the street and pushing you into an alleyway - spiderman poses in front of you, hanging from his web - gives you upside down kisses???? sign me tf up - hed also get himself just the right amount involved in the crime he fought - he knows how to balance his life out, and he knows how important it is to be able to balance his life out like that - hot as spiderman  sapnap: - a reckless spiderman - leans vigilante  - out of all of them he would be the one with the suit closest to the spiderman - but im not feeling the blue - marroon and black or some other brighter color - a rash spiderman - fights crime like no business, but kinda makes a mess along the way - its okay bc the people love him - loves loves LOVES arguing with cops - tells you almost immediately after becoming spiderman bc he has to tell someone - breaks every canon event - trash talks every criminal out there - but is nice to every citizen he sees - likes webshooting your wrist to the counter or something so you cant leave or go out or smth - forces you to spend time with him :) - likes to keep out of interacting with people as spiderman  - but will use it as argument bait in day to day life - makes a hammock out of webs and lays there between two buildings - overall 7/10 spiderman

george: - is barely spiderman but when he is hes darn good at it - he leaves a lot of the petty crime to the cops - only goes out for the big stuff - dark navy blue suit with black accents - stays in the shadows/on top of buildings - doesnt interact with anyone if he can help it - the more secretive he can keep the better - he told you a fair amount of time after he went out as everyones crime fighting superhero - but he doesnt like to talk about being spiderman  - and youre fine with that, as long as he stays safe - he swings to your window every night after hes done being spiderman - hed rather be with you than someone else after the hard night hes probably had - has a habit opening your window without knowing and jumpscaring you accidentally LMFAO

karl: - oh he LOVES BEING SPIDERMAN - hes the spiderman to be on every cereal box and phone cover and talk show - loves taking pictures especially with little children in their own spiderman costumes - after he captures and ties up every criminal he leaves a little goofy aah note for the cops to laugh at - unlike sapnap he has a great rep w the cops  - he told you after he “test” ran it - actually he just showed up with the mask on and you were like “SPIDERMAN OMG LET ME CAL MY BF” - and then spidermans phone was ringing and you were like - “what” - “im spiderman!” - “WHAT” - his suits like - i feel like it changes color in the sun - its one of those suits - and hes the only one out of all to have an assistant ai thing in his suit to lead him through crime - he might be a more light hearted spiderman but he still deals with the same dangerous crime

quackity: - this guy loves to swing - he will put his headphones on and jump off the nearest building - mona lisa by dominic fike - soars to the ground and then swings up at the last moment - swings to the beat of the music to relax - he has the normal suit i think - but he has his hair comin out of the suit like pavitr  - loves to take you swinging - even if you may find it terrifying - he likes the feeling of sharing with you his favorite activity - fights crime like no ones business - he told you like a few months after being spiderman - he just jumped down from the ceiling  - “? what” - “spiderman!” - “...what” - yeah  - idk all i can think of is that quackity likes to swing around the city just for the heck of it - “WOAH ITS SPIDERMAN” “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” 

wilbur: - has a black suit like miles - tommy is his guy in the chair LMFAO - in his ear like “SWING LEFT I MEAN RIGHT I MEAN LEFT” - mutes tommy half the time - leaves you little messages in web on the walls of the house - “love you!” but its in spider web - actively holds a conversation with the people hes fighting - “so hows your day?” *PUNCH* “hows ur kid doing?” *OBLITERATES* - uses physics and shit to his advantage cause hes not that built - another one whos hot as spiderman - never EVER brings you out as spiderman - EVER - will bring tommy tho - cause tommy annoys him into doing - “BIG UPS WILBUR!!” “SHH TOMMY” - is spidermans biggest fan even though hes spiderman - “they will never suspect spidermans biggest fan as spiderman!” - smart ngl 

guys all i can think about is spiderman its a dilemma an issue a problem  sorry for the short headcanons i had to get my thoughts out of the way!

[i-rate-horse-games]

starshine legacy playthrough part 1

level 1

dang these graphics are CRISP!!! this was a CD rom game??? jealous!!!

i did in fact think there was an award for “Dyke” in there

got confused because i thought the massive stairway landing counted as a floor

wow we have to explicitly demonstrate that we’re not like the other girls?? dang

HAHA showed our guts by winning at a horrible game of tag

wow ?,,, uhh, already foiled an attempt at framing the book girl… what kind of horrible school is this…

level 2 - jorvik stables

the music and ambiance is so cool and spooky and sad and mysterious

alright i tried every door in this courtyard trying to find linda and one opened so i thought i’d finally found it but . i can’t go anywhere in the arena i ended up at so i guess i haven’t found The Stables yet. rip

ah. found the door. i just hadn’t done the dialogue all the way

OH SHIT DEPRESSED HORSIE??

DEPRESSED HORSIE CAN TALK?? WHAT THE HELL

don’t worry girlie just believe in urself and riding a horse for the first time since ur injury won’t be a problem!!” last time i rode i got thrown off for the 7th time and got a concussion lmao this game knows me too well

nooooo why are they letting the transfer student get right in the saddle no questions asked

“you’ll hit the ground faster than i can say ‘white trash princess’!”

“i thought i was the white trash princess…”

ah shoot i got stuck trying to dismount and accidentally did a gesture on my touchpad that works as a back button. didn’t know it could do that

i could have sworn it said starshine would only jump if he was in a gallop, but we are clearly cantering.. odd

lisa is very carefree about what side she mounts and dismounts from

casually “hey kid! you rode the horse good! i bet you have superpowers!”

“oh i might have superpowers? lemme try this” [instantly is able to use powers on command] lisa is just built different

wow!! lisa’s ringtone is Awful!!

level 3 - the library

linda tells us to meet her at the school library after hours? book girl being a rulebreaker? way to go!

hehe the janitor humming

“i was afraid the janitor wouldn’t let you in!” so we could have just talked to him? instead of sneaking around?

mr sands is a vampire?? mr sands is immortal??

whoa starshine is immortal too?? you would think all immortals would know each other by now

level 4 where is starshine?

whoa the nighttime ambiance at the stables is so great there’s huge stars and HAHAH THERE’S THE SPOOKY LADY VOCALS I KNOW!! WOOOHOOO HELLO SPOOKY LADY

now which one of those hired arms wrote the location of their secret base on a prominently branded matchbox and left it at the scene of their crime??

sabine: “omg you can’t go after them, the parents and teachers will hate it!! so instead i’m locking you in the stable overnight. this is a good plan.”

i accidentally clipped through the floor of the watery basement sdjfksjdfhkjdfh

“we need to find a way out of the stables!!” i think i’m out haha

“i think it’s better if i go alone” no it isn’t??? hello???

[edit from the future - i now understand that lisa went alone so that her friends wouldn’t be put in the uncomfortable situation of having to report her extensive property damage and trespassing crimes]

level 5 - the industrial complex

ok we’re just breaking in . by walking in huge pipes! great! awesome! there’s those spooky lady vocals again!

oops i didn’t even notice the searchlight got me. very nice of the game to just calmly fade to black when we get spotted instead of jumpscaring me

we just exploded a huge pipe!!! awesome!

we are now walking through said huge pipe which we just exploded by buildup of steam internally! and not getting burned!

uhhhh

i don’t know where i’m supposed to be going but there’s a star down there soooo

I SHOULD NOT BE HERE????????

well if you leap into the water you only go back to the start of the water so that’s nice

OH WHAT THE HELL????????

this is a really fun escape scene but uh we fell . through the floor, it just disappeared. these are my True Powers..

rats now i gotta do it all over again

i love how there’s no falling animation, she just chillin

oh man i got so into that level that i let my laptop battery die for the first time ever… luckily it managed to save my progress somehow and i didn’t have to start the level over for the third time

 something i like about star stable franchise is how the game is less Horse Game and more Game heavily involving Horses, plot takes place surrounded by horses, which is fun

level 6 - the woods

at first i was like “i dunno, lisa, this looks like a pretty safe trail” but then it just kept getting WORSE and WORSE and OHHHH MANNNNN !!! WE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN JUMPING THOSE CLIFFS

level 7 - the competition

surprised that the snobby rich girl is our friend and on our side now? guess our gang has a common enemy in sabine. way to go girl! unity!

ok that was really fun!! looking forward to playing the rest of the episodes!!

part 2

[hantuyangsepertiburung714]

more shitbag chocolate headcanons for a post I did a while ago

And plus, 4 karamari hospital monsters listening to their themes

haha get it, bleh wind is the name of monster 1's theme and he's blowing a gush of wind im not funny

[asktheunknownspecimen]

Ask blog i’m doing on here that i’m also doing on amino. Here i’m going to list the pronouns and other small headcanons for the thing

White face:

It/she

Agender

Aroace

Ageless (probably around early teens)

5’3

Otto:

He/it

Male(?)

Unknown

Built 27 years ago

7’2

Spooper

He/him

Male

He/they

Panromantic ace

12

4’11

Tirsiak

She/pup/wolf

Female

Lesbian

16-18 (i’m not sure lol)

5’8

Lisa

She/it

Female

Bisexual

48

6’0

Rules:

No nsfw asks

Be respectful

No racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, etc asks

Have fun

[arbysdemonserving2tallaliensjunk]

characters and crap

SPOOKYS JUMPSCARE MANSION

Spooky (12) She/her

Protag, AKA Geo (24) any pronouns

Goop guy (over 18+) he/its

Ringu (662) She/They/it

Bab (29) She/It

Ben the merchant (201) He/Him

Deer Lord (Over 18+)

Taker (over 18) any pronouns

Parasite (44) It/its

Food Demon (over 18+) He/They/It

Specimen 12 host (78) He/Him

Specimen 13 (27) She/Her

Karamari Hospital

Police guy AKA Jim (37) He/Him

Bodybag AKA Stephanie (33) She/Her

Baby cube (2) (it/its)

Hung Man AKA Jisatsu, or Hachi (35) He/they

Ghost cow (89) it/its (ignore that i dont know how to draw this fucker)

Bekka (37) She/Her

Endless Mode

White face (36) Any

Otto (41) Any

Spooper (11) He/Him

Tirsiak (21) She/He/They

Lisa (41) She/Her

Dollhouse

Clown (65) He/him

Hooked doll (7) She/her

Frenzy (28) She/her

Extra:

Ume ito (19) She/It

Doug (41) He/Him

Invader zim

Zim (160) He/it

Tak (160) She/it

Dib (12) he/him

Gaz (11) She/her

Almighty Tallest (170) both He/it

IMSCARED:

The more Feminine White face (36) she/they/it

The more Masculine whiteface (36) He/They/It

HER (32) She/They

Yume Nikki

Uboa (42) It/Its

The More Feminine Uboa (42) it/its (i need to stop)

The More Masculine Uboa (42) It/its (help me)

Poniko (12) She/Her

Madotsuki (12) She/her

Matsuro palette:

The Portrait Of A Girl (the girl in the portrait is 14 despite having existed for a good few years) any pronouns

idk man im legit tired as we speak

ill eventually add more i guess

[3disorderedrealm]

Spooky's Jumpscare mansion but the specimen are tma avatars/entities

Time to bridge the gap between 2 hyperfixations with little to no explantaion!! Also they're not in any particular order so let's go kiddos!

Specimen 13: The Vast

Tirsiak: The Hunt

Specimen 10: The Flesh

Specimen 9: The Buried

Spooper: The Stranger

Unknown specimen 5/Lisa: The Corruption

All of the Karamari Hospital Monsters: The Slaughter(with other entities mixed in)

Specimen 5: The Dark

White Face: The Lonely

Specimen 12: The Web(a possessive manor is at the very least an aspect of the web)

Spooky: The End

Specimen 14/Protag: The Eye

Well that's all I got so far. Feel free to ask what in the hell any of this means, I'm gonna go take a nap now.

[z0nie]

HERE HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF SPOOKY'S JUMPSCARE MANSION INCOREECT QUOTES

Chomper: iiiissssss sssssoooommmmmetttthhhiiiiinnnng buuuuurrrrnnnnniiiinnnng?

Spooper: just my love for you!

Chomper: ...errrrr Sssspooooopeeeerrr tttthhheee tooooaaaassssteeeeerrrr iiiiissss ooooonnn ffffffiiiiirrrre

Phineas, watching the news: someone tried to fight a squid in the aquarium

Aurla, covered in ink: well maybe the squid was being a dick

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Kanerek: Violence isn't the answer.

Taker: You’re right.

Kanerek: *sighs in relief*

Taker: Violence is the question.

Kanerek: What?

Taker, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Kanerek, running after them: NO-

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Bekka: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss? Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Jeli: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed

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Spooper: Hey, White Face? Can I get some dating advice?

White Face: Just because I’m with Parry doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Goop: They stole from me first!

Ben: Mhm.

Goop: Stole my heart...

Kat: It is still illegal to commit murder.

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Tirsiak: Hey Stanely?

Stanely Yes?

Tirsiak: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Stanely:

Stanely: Where’s Ben?

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Jon: What do you think Bekka will do for a distraction?

Noah: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Noah: ... or they could do that.

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Kanerek: I trust Jasper.

Tirsiak: You think they know what they're doing?

Kanerek: I wouldn't go that far.

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Ringu: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Frenzy: You’re a hazard to society

Ben: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Aurla: Bab and I don’t use pet names.

Taker: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Aurla: Honey?

Bab: Y-y-Ees, de-ar?

Aurla:

Taker: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Spooky: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Kanerek: *turning to Tirsiak* How tall are you?

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Charles: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Jaime: The car takes a screenshot.

Hooky: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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*The squad is having dinner together*

Lisa: Thtanely, can you path the thalt?

Stanely: *Throws Parry across the table*

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Two: Are you sure this is the right direction?

One: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Three: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Hooky, driving Husker and Jaime: So how was your day?

Jaime: We almost got surprise adopted!

Hooky: What?

Husker: We almost got kidnapped.

Hooky: Oh, okay.

Hooky: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Bab: Is-s sta-AABB per..p...persssOn imm-m-o-oraal?

Ringu: Not if they consent to it.

Aurla: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Jasper: YES?!?

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Hooky: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Frenzy: Put spaghetti in it.

Hooky: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Jaime: Put spaghetti in it.

Hooky: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Charles: Put spaghetti in it.

Hooky: I'm no longer taking suggestions

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Ringu: Shit.

Fleshy: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Goop: OH MY GOD BAB FELL OFF!!!

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Lector: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Bekka: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jon: I got distracted about halfway through.

Marko: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.