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ACTUALLT sobbing plsss omfg i was listeming to 212 by azealia banks then dreams by the cranberries came on immediately after im ACTUALLY PMS
#OF ALL SONGS#WHY DREAMS#212 is so good though#personal stuff#blah blah!#i love the cranberries so im not complaining but omg#whiplash literally
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needless to say the vibes were in shambles
#felt like I got whiplash#yeah yeah it’s on me for shuffling a multi-hundred song playlist we literally call The Soup#the weird songs add the tecks ture to the soup#never know what you’ll get#anyway I don’t normally post this much so if y’all are expecting this forever then lol lmao even#mini me#digital art
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GOD IM LOSING IT
IMLOSINHITIMLOSIINGITIMLOSINGITIMLOSINBIT
. . . a promise of a new tomorrow .ᐟ
pairing. neteyam sully x fem!avatar!reader
synopsis. after an eye-opening, close call during one of his raids against the RDA, neteyam falls into a pit of despair. to ease his unsteady heart, he comes home to reader in seek of salvation + very, very, very loosely based on this ask !
genre. mature general tags. smut, angst, fluff content warnings. vaginal penetration, riding, mean-ish sex that turns into soft sex, lots of crying, lots of vulnerability, mentions of pregnancy, mentions of death… word count.2.5k ! notes. this really isn’t that filthy, i was v sad when writing this and wanted to write smth a little angsty >: but i’m back !!! did y’all miss me? >.< song. i listened to wicked games by chris isaak while i was writing this. and yes, i was thinking of pedro pascal.
you’ve come for the umpteenth time tonight. neck, chest, and extremities littered in hickies and love bites—a true testament to neteyam’s ever-growing frustration.
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hey brennan what the fuck
#the emotional whiplash of this episode was genuinely insane i think i was about to burst into tears at some point and then they cut to the#fucking commercial. vic michaelis and brennan lee mulligan i ADORE you brennan you did not have to go as hard as you did on this one#this felt like a literal fever dream#like i don't even know if i fully understand it rn the last bit w vic and the radio was a bit open to interpretation#ALL of it felt open to interpretation but like. in an insane way#someone suggested host vic has dreams of/hallucinates these guests to escape from the mundanity of her real job and they try to teach smth#i dont like the dream trope but that would be v interesting#someone also said they were in a time loop which would be. intriguing#anyways i will miss this show so much someone said it was greenlit for s2 too so i'm crossing my fingers thats legit#vip spoilers#very important people spoilers#very important people#dropout#vic michaelis#brennan lee mulligan#vip
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somewhat obsessed with the idea of wearing rick’s boxers.
it’s like second nature to you. it has to be.
after every time you slid into bed, every time rick and daryl strip you of your own undergarments, every time they fuck you dumb, everytime rick maneuvers you into your position bundled against his chest, you’re wearing a pair of his boxers.
the two had been surprised at first when they found you face down on the bed after a long day in nothing but a tiny tank top and rick’s blue and white striped boxers.
it took everything in them not to pounce on you right then and there. but when you woke up, you were more than happy to fess up to stealing rick’s boxers to wear as shorts.
rick could barely contain himself one afternoon in alexandria. you were taking judith on a wholesome stroll but you were wearing a pair of pale blue boxer shorts with a soft, white long sleeve and one of rick’s white button ups thrown on. later, he had to explain to you that he wasn’t snubbing you when you caught sight of him and tried to wave him over, just trying to keep his zipper from busting.
you had just laughed and quipped that they were the perfect bottoms.
from then on, rick found his boxer shorts going missing; on runs, he’d found you in the men’s underwear section, stripping down to try on a pair of striped ralph lauren boxers. that’s how the two of you ended up sweating and shamelessly blushed out on the cramped car ride home.
the rose painting your countenance couldn’t cease because you knew you smelled like sex. rick too. from the creamy ring you’d left around his cock as he lifted you off of him and onto the mahogany sales table, you knew you two had overdone it. with the wide block of time you had today to secure supplies, rick felt free to fuck your pussy twice, filling you up enough to have you seen stars on the sales floor.
all because you’d styled his underwear as shorts.
daryl teases his friend about it.
“can’t even wake up without seein’ her in ‘em and gettin’ hard.”
daryl’s a hypocrite however.
even the woodsman isn’t immune to your figure in those boyish bottoms.
it’s twenty-five minutes into your small game hunt when daryl’s hands are in your boxers. you had actually wanted to catch a rabbit or some quail, but once your boyfriend’s fingers are between your folds, you can’t find the will to complain.
the two of you start with him holding you against a hemlock, arms wrapping around you while he fingers you nice and slow, boxers down around your ankles. as he massages your plush walls, daryl counts how casual you are about going commando as one of his blessings.
then it turns. then suddenly there’s a pine needle in your mouth. you spit the green thing out and try to brace yourself against the forest floor. it had happened so fast; his tongue tag teaming you with his fingers to crack you open like a safe in record time. then you were face down with nothing but a denim jacket quickly strewn beneath you.
you love when he or rick spring this kinda thing on you - it’s spontaneous, wild, a little risky in all the right ways. yes, most nights you’d prefer to be rolled up into a blanket burrito with your boys and a glass of wine but the adventures like this really do something for you.
pupils expanded, your chest is heavy when daryl’s the first to come out of your post-romp fog and collect your boxers. your legs are still shaking when the fabric touches your skin.
“daryl!”
you’d protested when the man began to pull up your boxer briefs. full of his cum, you want to clean up before you soil your bottoms but daryl disregards the swats to his hands. slightly annoyed, you hurried ahead of him through the tract of woods back towards alexandria. it’s fine. he just enjoyed the view of your ass.
complaints crawl out of your mouth as soon as you’re in the door and you’re haphazardly hanging your rifle on the wall. daryl brings in the rear behind you while you’re stomping up the stairs to rick.
your chocolate curled lover is taking off his watch, ready to drop it into the ceramic dish on the dresser when you appear next him, shimmying down your bottoms in a huff.
“hey, darlin’,” he greets, expecting more than a scowl from you.
“hey,” you reply curtly, face still in a pout.
“-make sure you don’t take off those boxers, baby-,” daryl stops dead in his tracks at the sight of your bared pussy in the bedroom lamplight. rick’s also taking it in, eyes trailing from your waist to the trimmed bush, and the puffy pink pussy peeking out, now leaking with daryl’s sticky cum.
you bend over to pick up the soiled shorts. “you’re not the only one who likes these,” you point out.
blue eyes narrow. but before he can give you any lip, you’re giving him not one, but both of yours. smashed against your mouth, rick’s tongue delves between those pillowy lips while walking you towards the bed where daryl’s waiting to situate you on his lap once more. daryl’s antics weren’t enough to turn off the blazing furnace between your legs. no, your temper can handle a few more rounds. it’s not hard when your mind paces back to the eye rolling, all consuming inferno that had cyclones through your core.
they trap you in a kiss. sandwiched between both of their hard ons, you’re shifting and grinding in each direction.
“thought you were pissed off with me,” daryl breathes into your ear, fingertips skimming your waist.
you snort, leaning back into him to grant full access to your bared neck. without hesitation, he’s licking a wicked pattern up the column of your neck. “dare’,” you sigh. gasp after gasp, you melt into his touch.
daryl’s hands are beneath the fat of your rear already and all of the sudden, one of rick’s fingers has snaked its way down to your clit. the fervid flicking against your ardor flush tissue culls any anger you could have towards the two men. you can’t even think about holding a grudge once rick gets a finger into you. at two fingers, daryl’s kissing you with the ferocity of a wildfire. three fingers inside of you and you’re babbling;
“rick, faster, please.”
“what was that?”
“please - faster, can you please?”
the grin on his face is as wide as the pacific. his lips turn upwards into a sly smile. “you want somethin’ a little faster, darlin’?” you shake your head as if it’s obvious. he hmmphs. “you oughta’ sit on daryl’s cock.”
you can’t imagine a world where that’s an unpopular idea.
back onto daryl you go.
those hands at your hips come in handy; daryl raises you a few inches once rick’s removed his fingers. eyes focused on rick and the way his mouth closes around one pruning finger. sucking it clean while daryl’s tip brushes your slick entrance. any yearning radiating off of you can’t be hidden. that kind of heat and wetness down between your thighs is no lie.
so a hiss is to be expected when the muscled man wiggles his way into you. rick is saving a mental image of you - adjusting to the familiar stretch of daryl. your blush doesn’t ease once daryl works another half inch inside.
one moment you’re trying to process daryl’s cock as it’s suddenly seated in you to the hilt. the next rick catches your gaze again. this time he’s doing more than teasing you, taking advantage of your parted lips to invade with his tongue.
“rick,” you mumble against his lips.
“you gettin’ close, angel?”
“should feel ‘er,” daryl rasps. with each thrust of his you’re clinging to rick. “so fuckin’ tight like you didn’t get this perfect pussy fucked in the woods.”
“that’s where you guys went?”
your mischevious grin is hidden in the crook of rick’s necks. the telltale tightening around daryl’s length is all consuming. your grin turns into an open “o” shape when daryl drags across your cervix. sensations from your convulsing core are consuming him too.
that same lust from the woods washes over daryl like the tide and you’re the moon, pulling him in and leading him to crash into you. usually this is rick’s wheelhouse, but one glance into daryl’s darkened pupils and you’re ripped from rick. on top of daryl’s lap, you’re wrapped in his arms, bouncing up and down on the rock hard cock beneath you. he sets the pace while you can only claw at his chest. he returns the favor and reaches forward to palm your tit, relishing in your sweet moans when he rolls a hardened bud between two fingers.
riding him on the bed is such a break for your knees compared to the forest floor. gyrating your hips activates not only the core that keeps you fit but the molten hot bundle of nerves at your core. daryl ruts against you deliciously to deliver just the perfect level of pressure.
rick can’t help but be bewitched at everything unfolding on the surface of the mattress. daryl’s length disappears inside out of you, reappearing with each erratic movement of your hips. there’s no reason to be jealous but if looks could kill, daryl’d be dead simply for the privilege of burying himself inside those heavenly walls.
meanwhile, heat bursts down below like a mini neutron star collision within you. forehead cast with sweat, the energy is fading from your movements as you messily move your pelvis to brush against daryl.
a “fuck, baby,” escapes from his lips and you’re done for. and so is he.
shooting into the sheets and collapsing by your side. you’re prepared to slide into daryl’s embrace when there’s suddenly a familiar feeling breaching your bared pussy.
nails dig into your hips and daryl’s back at it again - lapping his tongue up and down your slit. you were thinking that you two would at least catch your breaths but daryl’s taking no breaks. rick isn’t either.
in true rick fashion, he’s tapping your lips with his impressive cock. how can you say no to that?
you open your mouth and moan around his cock once you feel those devious fingers in your hair. it’s like that sense of overwhelm’s been replicated again. tongue against your clit and yours on the underside of rick, you never imagined your afternoon going this way. all this thanks to your little fashion trend.
“princess, your mouth feels amazing.”
you bob your head in appreciation. just like daryl’s taking care of you, you’re taking your time swallowing around the man in your mouth, treating him to the tight embrace of your throat.
“you like gettin’ a cock down your throat while daryl licks you stupid?”
“mhmmm!” you nod forward onto rick.
as soon as your moans reach daryl’s ears, his tongue’s kicking into hyperdrive. goaded by your delightful little whimpers, daryl begins swabbing a vicious pattern across your folds. the redneck alternates between racing over your sopping tissue to flattening that tongue and saddle you with a finger.
“ooommph,” is the only sound that comes out with rick’s steel hard cock down your throat.
spit slick, rick throbs in your mouth. that painful hardness he’s enduring is granted some sweet relief by your hollowed cheeks. you don’t stop there. driven by the lust addled, cock crazy part of your brain, you’re fully sending rick down your airway. breaths come briefly when he lets you up for air or to howl or cry, “dare’!”
right on time, your core is heating up again. the kiln inside of you scorches. neutralizing you, the ecstasy of another orgasm has you nearly folding into your leader. the blue eyed sheriff even leans back, tugging you up by the hair to keep you from actually choking on his cock. daryl’s diligent puckering around all of your important parts is overwhelming you against, a strategic hand on your clit as well.
as if you were all in sync, rick comes in your mouth first, fingers weaving through your gossamer locks while your thighs quake. you gag at first, before swirling your tongue under the twitching cock and swallowing it all. like a good girl.
once rick’s coming undone, daryl continues swirling his tongue around you. your pussy weeps for him. it contracts around his tongue until even rick’s raising his eyebrows at the vulgar slurping sounds filling the room.
“dare’,” you whine.
“gonna’ be a good girl and come all over dare’s tongue?” rick teases.
“yes, please!” you beg, banging a fist against the sheets.
“you gonna’ let daryl taste all of that perfect pussy?”
tears well in your eyes from the overstimulation but you nod as enthusiastically as possible. “pleeaase!”
you don’t have to ask again because you’re too busy arching into your third orgasm of the day. clenching and unclenching, your insides flutter. “ah!”
“so pretty when you come, baby.”
you’re dissolving into rick’s touch as your climax rings through your cunt. starry eyed and panting the pleasure out through your lungs.
you could fall asleep right there. and you do.
it ends as it always does.
following the flush and the lips leaving the surface of your skin, you feel a familiar fabric traveling up your thighs and double kisses mandating that nap that had been on your mind. the bed and the cozy comfort of sleep swallows you whole. rick too. he can never get close enough, not when you’re wearing his boxers.
#the walking dead#rick grimes#daryl dixon#twd smut#rick grimes smut#daryl dixon smut#twd#twd imagine#twd rick#twd daryl#rick grimes x reader#daryl dixon x reader#rick x reader#rick grimes imagine#daryl dixon imagine#rickyl#rickyl x reader#rickyl smut#not beta read#f/m/m#risky s!x#p in v sex#getting it on in the great outdoors#aftercare#norman reedus#andrew lincoln#are neutron star collisions hot? I took astronomy but I don’t remember - astronomers chime in down below#established relationship#sorry the sequencing literally gives me whiplash#grimesgirll
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If I had a nickel for every time I had an alien with a portable pocket dimension who's likely the last of their kind as a comfort character, i'd have two nickels. /ref
#wander over yonder#woy wander#woy fanart#monkey wrench#shrike sanchez#this is the most niche drawing ive ever made gat damm#going from drawing wander to drawing shrike gave me whiplash lol the styles are so different#also drawing shrike was LITERAL HELL i cant imagine BUCKIGN ANIMATING HIM---MONKEY WRENCH ANIMATORS WHAT ARE YOU ON????#i would pay someone to make a comic of these two interacting (i could do it but im way too lazy)#i cant believe i spent so much time on this stupid doggarn thing im gonna cry /lh#also the height difference between these two is insane I made shrike kneel and wander is STILL barely in frame HAHH
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🤍 🎀
#seonghwa#my beloved prince#ugh had a whiplash drawing this#cause he is LITERALLY a prince#rip kiilea#anyways#park seonghwa#ateez#ateez fanart#kpop#mine#art
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dontcha think it’s kinda cute that i died right inside your arms tonight?
#click for quality#drew this a couple of months ago and never posted it but now I’m feeling evil so I will#literally listened to arms tonite on repeat drawing this and went a bit insane I don’t even like mother mother that much but it’s THEIR SON#torchwood#torchwood fanart#ianto jones#jack harkness#janto#torchwood spoilers#???? is it spoilers if it came out in 2009#torchwood coe#hi kids did you miss me im back and ive chosen violence for my first non ask post ◡̈#I was almost gonna reply to an ask requesting janto with this but that would have been TOO malicious#I am so obsessed with ianto finding out jack murdered a bunch of kids but still immediately rushing to him and cradling him when he’s shot#what if I exploded#janto drives me crazy fr#sorry for jacks gormless expressions#I love you/don’t VS I love you/that’s the virus talking KILL ME#screencap redraws :D#how does coe have both the forklift incident and the frobisher killing his family then himself incident#tonal whiplash in this season is insane but also it’s SUCH a good series of television#anyway expect more sillies next time no more angst back to my regularly scheduled content !
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harrianthe + sewing (variations on a theme)
#tlt#my art#you sew a girl's lips shut she sews you a dress...reciprocity is so important in relationships <3#ianthe when harrow pulls out her quote unquote enormous needles: haha so do you just carry those around with you 😳#no but for real imagine being ianthe at the end of gtn and you're on God's shuttle and it's just you and this nun who you don't really know#but who you're maybe into#and then she comes over and apropos of nothing is like 'alright i want you to lobotomize me#but first you'll have to let me sew your lips shut.'#and this is the most consecutive words this girl has ever said to you.#like yeah how DO you deal with that sort of cognitive whiplash? i feel like#ianthe's snap decision to marry her was as valid as any other reaction one might have had.#also i went so hard on drawing ianthe's room in the first one for literally no reason.#me detailing swans to tastefully obscure cyrus's junk in a background portrait i plan to blur beyond recognition anyway: i may be#overdoing this.
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Happy Valentine’s Day to my beautiful girlfriend whom i love very much and promise not to drop phones on ever again ♥
#valentine's day#happy valentine's day#i am nothing if not a little bit pathetic#in my defense i was pmsing and also#I THOUGHT I LITERALLY KILLED HER#THE EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH WAS A LOT OKAY#anyway#this is one of her valentines day gifts#love you baby#maryneart
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Finished veilguard and have many thoughts but none of my friends are done yet. I will probably do a second playthrough at some point just to do emmrich’s romance, but man…. Very torn on the game.
#spoilers for Lucanis romance ignore this is you want to romance him blindly#last chance!! okay spoilers: I understand why ppl were saying they were disappointed in his romance#to say it’s a slow burn is just flat out a lie. they backloaded the hell out of his romance and it’s a tragedy bc he coulda been great-#-despite the cringiness of some of his story and dialogue. ESP when in his banter he mentions rook is his only relationship he’s#-ever had. despite how strong he comes on in his first quest….. like dude come on. explore Lucanis attempting to be flirtatious and failing#it could’ve been so much cuter and awkward#instead I literally got whiplash when he mentioned being in a relationship with rook in banter bc *I* hardly remembered we were#like it’s so weird#I really dislike it#personal#dav spoilers#anyway any moots who finished feel free to dm me
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I'm howling at Joe having to simultaneously promote the new Agatha All Along ep and Heartstopper s3 on his insta today
#to so be booked and busy#watch his Instagram story it literally alternates each time#whiplash#range darling.. range#joe locke#heartstopper#happy heartstopper day#heartstopper s3#Charlie spring#teen#agatha all along#Disney plus#netflix#also why did they drag him to the bbc one show for exactly 3 minutes of conversation#we dont need paddy McGuiness we need joe locke
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No one:
Zero Escape character during a high-stress situation: Let us take this opportunity to ponder at length a logic paradox as we contemplate our imminent doom.
#zero escape#999#vlr#virtue’s last reward#ztd#zero time dilemma#the nonary games#literally every non-player character#hey do you want to know about this random theory#it’s a cool tip that will help us later#;)#I’m not complaining I just find the whiplash funny sometimes#we’ll go from 0 to 100 real quick#akane tell me more about the mysterious ways of the universe#don’t worry about the bomb we got time#i want to know about boats and socks first
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WHAT IN THE MAG160 WAS THAT
#HELLO???? SURPRISE MAGNUS-RELATED CHILDHOOD TRAUMA STATEMENT????#the way i JUMPED when he pivoted mid-sentence holy hell#you could hear him struggling... panicking... oh that was *harrowing*#and shahan hamza did an AMAZING job his voice acting was literally terrifying#and the whiplash after that whole minister visit lmao. exactly how i imagined him to be me and alice share a vision#didn't have gwen backstabbing lena like that in my list for this episode but i guess i should have guessed#i have to say though... im not sure i'd trust some random files from a stranger's email like that tbh#i hope for her sake that she at least checked some of the stuff... oh well#LOTS going on in this episode man i'm pumped!!!#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 28#magpod
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Being “Everything Nasty”, Berserk’s bad breath became a new power: fire breath, burning magical blue! It can torch through evil, so being a villain using such a power is like doing the cinnamon challenge.
#ppg#ppnkg#powerpunk girls#powerpuff girls#samurai jack#viletown au#akio#arts#doodles#when i learned sulfuric compounds caused bad breath AND caused fire to burn blue i was like BWUUUHHH#dw the less evil she becomes the easier the fire breath is#berserk is eternally cursed the way blossom is eternally blessed and thats ok and VALID#akio literally sounds exactly like iroh but talks with the same no volume control autismspeak as aku so its whiplash
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hearing dan’s fucking simon cowell ass accent after hearing him talk like a new yorker mafia guy for like almost 2 fucking hours is really alarming Why the fuck does he sound like that 😭
#he literally sounds like simon cowell#british people#literally the first time i heard his actual voice after watching abigail it gave me whiplash#Yet when i watch house md i’m alarmed by hugh laurie’s american accent#abigail#abigail 2024#abigail movie#dan stevens#horror movies#horror
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