#while shiro is like 25

[autisticlancemcclain]

ask and you shall receive, @rottenseaweed my dear!!! julance drawing prompts for all my artist friends:

1. baby lance based on this image:

2. lance trying to do the cool wall lean and smirk to flirt with someone except he misses the wall and falls

3. lance and pidge furious and snarling at each other, fully ready to kill each other, so shiro separates them and starts giving them shit and they look at each other and start laughing bc they are asshole younger siblings who can’t take getting yelled at seriously

4. lance, leaning on hunk’s back as he rambles, and hunk completely focused on his work but reaching back to pat him on the head occasionally

5. coran fucking LAUNCHING lance into the pool

6. lance, visibly wearing something sparkly and pink that is Not His, terrorized expression on his face as he sprints away from allura who has murder written all over his face and is chasing him at top speeds

7. lance very carefully making charm bracelets for everyone

8. lance smiling softly as he pulls a blanket up over a couch-sleeping shiro

9. lance standing in front of like an easel or something with garbage memes on them, face very prim and instructional, holding a pointer and very clearly lecturing about meme culture to a wide-eyed, frantically note-taking allura

10. lance climbing kitchen cabinets to get something while hunk shouts at him in panic

11. lance absolutely kicking ass with a bow in this way from this video, if you’re into animation

12. lance standing with his hands on his hips, lecturing somebody about something, while hunk stands behind him with a photo of mrs mcclain whom he is imitating exactly without realising

13. lance braiding keith’s hair with like a million cutesy barrettes and charms and shit and just blabbing and keith is like fire truck red like truly glowing and lance is just completely overjoyed to be “fixing his mullet” and the rest of the team is losing their mind laughing at them

14. lance giving finger guns and winking at rebel matt who raises an eyebrow in amusement and pidge is mortified on his behalf

15. lance zooming around a moon, full armour and everything, picking up a thousand rocks and bringing them for shiro to hold bc they’re on a recon mission and shiro is watching this nerd boy in amusement (he is also geeking out about the rocks he’s just embarrassed about it)

16. veronica judo flipping lance upon their reunion on earth

17. lance, tongue out in concentration, knitting tiny little mouse sweaters

18. lance giving hunk a big ol’ cheek smooch bc he’s obnoxious (hunk pretends to be annoyed but is clearly holding back a smile)

18. coran and lance, faces both streaked with tears, hugging each other really tightly

19. keith really excitedly showing lance all the caves he explored when he was following blue’s trail and lance just staring at him, totally and completely whipped

20. pidge holding lance in a chokehold as he bites her. there are hearts around them bc they are both having literally so much fun even though they won’t admit it under pain of death

21. lance in daisy dukes and a cowboy hat, leaning against kaltenecker

22. lance, armour scuffed back from a rescue mission, teaching a bunch of scared alien children how to make friendship bracelets

23. lance and keith, on their honeymoon, faces half-obscured by the glare of the sun, grinning at the camera in front of the grand canyon (like this pic of my parents):

24. lance wearing a “i flexed so hard the sleeves ripped off” but the sleeves are very clearly still on. in fact the shirt is long-sleeved

25. preteen lance, beaming so wide his eyes squeeze shut, pink braces on his teeth

26. young lance, like maybe six or seven, missing four front teeth, giant satisfied smile on his face, at the beach (wearing shark swim trunks obviously) and holding a sea shell bigger than his entire head

27. tiny lance sitting on his brother’s shoulders, laughing, rest of his smiling family around him

28. a mirror of the food fight scene except it’s cake that the whole team (including the alteans!) are covered in, with a cake that says “happy birthday dorkbrain” absolutely destroyed with like clear imprints of people scooping up handfuls to throw

29. lance, in the backdrop of space, limp and unconscious, with both red and blue rushing towards him with protective snarls

30. lance hugging an alien scorpion the size of like a fucking horse, tears streaming down his face as if he’s looking at a particularly adorable kitten

31. the entire team except lance (he’s on a mission or smth) gathered in the common room, lounging on the couches. someone says “man i miss lance” and everyone is immediately like “oh my god me too i was waiting for someone to say it” “RIGHT ME TOO” “castle just isn’t the same without him” “seriously i’m so bored where is he when you need to bother him” etc etc

honestly i might do more of these dm me if u can come up with alliteration for a day of the week and i’ll post drawing prompts weekly

[localfanbaselurker]

I’m watching Voltron: Legendary Defender for the first time and here is what I have had to say per each season (this is 1-2) (3-4) (5-6) (7) (8)

Pre-Watch Knowledge

->big transformers type robot

->pretty alien girl that looks like princess yue from A:tLA

->they are the epitome of color-coded characters

->space??

->there was crazy people in the fanbase that sent cupcakes laced with something to the creators

->queer baiting (this one in particular got me)

->klance.

->^honestly I only knew that because people were comparing it to zukka and I wanted to check it out

->my friend really likes it

Post S1 thoughts-

->that cliffhanger was crazy imagine they weren’t renewed for a s2

-> i went on tumblr after and youre telling me they made that show IN TWO YEARS?? EIGHT SEASONS. IN TWO MF YEARS?? that is insane. props to the writers bro they fr must of known what they were doing.

->all of these characters already scream “doomed by the narrative”

->my fav characters are pidge and lance

->I definitely did NOT expect yue Allura to be British

->bonding moment.

->^like yeah okay i get it now

-> the healing pods are a very interesting concept. Like, what if you get some ailment that it doesn’t recognize?? Do you just die??

-> genuinely felt so bad for Not Yue. Allura. Allura when they had to remove her father’s memory thing. Like yeah I know the castle was corrupted or wtv but bro imagine. Your entire race is dead. your mom, who you previously knew alive is now most likely dead. You already had to go through losing your father once, and now you have to lose him again. Any sliver of hope you had of staying connected with him is gone, because the entirety of his essence is now gone. She’s stronger than me, I would have never given him up so easily. I admire that about her.

->I also made the horrible mistake of going on ao3 after

yk for gits and shiggles… and when I go to a new fandom I always search by hits to see the classics first yk

…

WHY are you guys so 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂… I genuinely shed a tear what. I was flabbergasted to say the least.

On that note the top 23 were about redguy/blueguy getting smoochy-smoochy with each other so I guess that should be a hint as to what you guys like

->the description of the show says the robot (voltron) is operated by “five teenagers” but that shiro guy has to be AT LEAST 25. He is pushing 30 you can’t convince me otherwise.

->for now it’s kinda giving atla except the war is intergalactic and lasted 10,000 years instead of 100.

->all the other characters seem to have a pretty clear background, but we haven’t yet heard about Keith’s backstory, so I want to know (I know now, this was my initial thought)

->shiros backstory/ptsd is very interesting, lots of angst possibilities i see

-> I had an inkling that pidge was…genderly different. (At first I thought she was transmasc)

Post S2

-> WHERE is my man. Where did he go.

-> Pookie please come back. Now. It’s not a suggestion.

->KEITH BACKSTORY I PREDICTED THEY WERE GONNA SHOW US YAY I LOVE BEING RIGHT

-> he’s galra! Soooo much whump opportunity

-> the whole “Allura doesn’t hate you she’s just a little upset to find out ur part of the race that killed off her entire peoples and family and okay maybe she does hate you” scene with keith and hunk is really giving that scene in atla: the southern raiders where zuko thinks katara hates him and sokka reassures him (badly) while he was just trying to get laid w suki.

->^ that’s gay

-> the aliens they met are going to be very important, aren’t they?

->^ oohhh so this is where the “langst” stuff comes from? he’s just kinda insecure i think, but it can’t possibly just be this episode that has that tag so high, unless flanderization is just really popular with you guys, but already suspect that unfortunately

->^Allura high key ate with this

->the “Blade of Marmora” people are definitely gonna be important later

-> the mall episode was soooo fun! fav s2 episode for sure!

->^gay. It’s literally giving “two bros chillin in a hot tub. five feet apart cus they’re not gay”

-> I know of 2 ships now. klance and allurance. I only see the former though, the latter seems more like a running gag/unrequited crush thing (for now i suppose)

-> Coran is an icon. I love that whimsical man. he’s beekeeping age per say.

-> I need pidge to find her brother and father man I feel so bad for her PLEASE DOBT TELL ME THEYRE DEAD ILL LITERALLY DIE.

-> pidge is sooooo cool i love her so much she’s literally the pookiest of the pookies

-> Who tf is gonna be the black paladin now. Keith sure as hell isn’t ready for that. maybe Allura?? Cus yk she kinda already leads them a little bit

These are thoughts I had compiled over a while now. I am on S5E3 as of now (07/03/24) but I wanted to document my thoughts either way. I will post on the tag “laura’s first vld”

[kidgeygirl]

It's been many, many years since I've written anything for Voltron, but here I am. Despite many complaints, my heart has always been stuck on our favorite red and green duo. Lately, I've been back in the fandom, and now that I've matured into early adulthood, I've decided to try and find the perfect way to write them post war, but realistically (or at least, semi-realistically).

I honestly don't know how many people are still in this fandom, but I will regret not sharing my thoughts (internal storyline that has slowly been building up since forever.) so here I am. :)

Anyways, if anyone reading this is interested, here are some things to know.

I'm a slow updater, and I very much hate most of the stuff I write. So please bear with me as I navigate this story to how I envision it.

This is not my main account, this is strictly a Voltron/Kidge account, so I'm not expecting a lot of traction— however, at times this might cause a hit at my confidence, despite knowing that fact. So again, bear with me.

I'm a compliment girlie. If you read this story once it's out and like it, please let me know. It will help me in the long run and encourage me to keep this going.

I don't remember everything about Voltron as I haven't watched it fully in years, so I'm going to rewatch all of it before writing. (Don't worry, I don't have too much of a busy life right now besides babysitting.) So this story won't be right away, but I will be writing down scenes/passages while writing. I might even create a few one shots, behind the scenes stuff you won't see in the story, to give you some extra Kidge.

SOME THINGS ABOUT THE STORY—

Shadows of Azar ~ When Keith and the Blades, a group of elite warriors, reach out to Katie for assistance on a critical mission, they discover that their past bond is far from forgotten. As they face danger, betrayal, and the weight of the universe, their connection reignites into something even more profound. Secrets unravel, alliances shift, and the line between duty and personal loyalty blurs. Amidst the chaos of battle, Keith and Katie find themselves drawn together, their shared history woven into every decision they make.

But this isn't just about saving the universe; it's about saving each other. As they navigate treacherous terrain, they confront their own vulnerabilities, fears, and desires. Keith, haunted by his past, seeks redemption. Katie, brilliant and determined, grapples with the sacrifices she's made for her family. Together, they forge a new path—one that transcends duty and becomes a testament to resilience, trust, and love.

As the Blades' mission unfolds, Keith and Katie must confront not only external threats but also the complexities of their emotions.

After the battle is won, will they embrace this newfound connection and ignite a brilliant flame together, or will it consume them—reducing everything they’ve cherished to ashes?

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Ages— Keith 25, Katie (Pidge) 21

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Here, we find that Pidge goes more by 'Katie'. Only the ones closest to her call her Pidge. (Family, Paladins.)

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Allura is alive!!

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Ships— Kidge. Allurance. Hunk&Shay. Shiro and Curtis. Matt and V.

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This is a slow burn!! (In a way). It's not a large storyline, as I'm not planning to be a whole book. Kind of more of a mini series. (I haven't decided how many chapters, so maybe it'll change.)

This is told in Third POV, but you can tell when it switches its focus from Katie and Keith.

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(I will be posting a playlist.)

[cassied03]

i love silly and stupid crossovers. So you know how i mentioned that keith had nothing left for him back on earth? Imagine that when he was on earth, and the war was over, He decided to go traveling around the world.

He had plenty of money from the garrison as a thank you for ya know, saving the world, literally, so he had plenty of money for food and hotels to stay at. And then when he's running low on money he decides to pick a place to stay at temporarily, and it happens to be gotham.

Now of course, staying in Gotham is not for the weak, but not only was Keith raised in the foster care, but he was also raised in the wild and had to fight a war sometime before he was 25. He was going to be fine.

Unfortunately, nothing is more dangerous than going into gotham completely unaware of the villains. But it's not like Keith bothered to get an earth phone when his communicator from space has his mom, and the other paladins on it. Why would he need a phone?

Arriving to Gotham, Keith quickly finds a cheep place by the edge of Crime Ally, closest to Old Gotham, and plans to camp out there until he finds a job and get enough money to continue traveling.

Thankfully, we are talking about Keith here, who has been routinely training with his mother once a month when she came down to earth to catch up with him in person, and update him on the things going on in space. In unison we all thank Kosmo for his hard work in teleporting Krolia to Keith routinely.

One night, after his training session with Krolia, after she leaves, Keith decides to go to the store by the corner to (hopefully) find something he can mail to the other paladins and their families. He's wearing an outfit similar to the one he wore when breaking shiro out from earth, mask included. While walking there, he is forced to stop as something, or someone, steps out of the alleyway crouched over.

Taking a few steps back, Keith is standing there waiting for the person to move with the same way Keith was or go the opposite, or even go across the street. Instead, the person turns to Keith and straightens upright. Keith's hand hadn't left his blade this entire time. Pulling the hood off, Keith is left standing in front of the Joker.

Not like keith knew that.

Unbeknownst to Keith, because he has no clue there even are vigilantes or heros, Batman isn't in Gotham, and is currently having a Justice League meeting with The Blade of Marmora (aka keiths mom).

[takashi-tuesday]

INTRODUCTION !!

━━ ☆ Welcome to the Takashi Tuesday blog! I'm here to provide you with your weekly Shiro content, since we don't have nearly enough fun media of him. Who is Takashi and why do they have an entire blog? Takashi, better know as Shiro, is a character from the animated show Voltron: Legendary Defender. His full name is Shirogane Takashi, he's around 25-27 years old; As well as a pilot, the black paladin and the leader of Voltron. What kind of content is going to be here? All things Takashi related! Art, snippets, fanfics and other forms of media. There is no plan for a type of order, like art, snippet, fanfic, art, etc. Just whatever feels right that particular Tuesday! On that note, while you don't have to have watched the show to enjoy the content here, there will be many spoilers so if you plan to, be prepared. Does that mean follows can request or submit things? Yes! The submissions and asks are on. Request ideas, ask Shiro related questions or send in your own art, snippets, headcanons. The guidelines are mentioned under the submission area but to reiterate; I will ask that everyone is (moderately) appropriate because you never know who's in these spaces. Suggestive comments and other silly things of that nature are allowed but please no explicit NSFW. Is it just going to be Shiro? It is mostly about Shiro but that doesn't mean other characters won't be mentioned! But for shipping that I'll be posting about will likely alternate between Curtis/Shiro and Adam/Shiro. I will not be posting about Shladins, this means any ship between him and a paladin. (ex; Shance (Shiro/Lance), Sheith (Shiro/Keith) If those are your preference, this isn't the place for you sadly! But other characters will be featured on this blog of course. What is the upload schedule going to look like? Every Tuesday will be a main post, which may be a submission or an ask but there may be double or even triple posts on those days. There is no general time frame, just whenever I have the spare time. ━━━━ ☆ For the record, I have no idea what I am doing with this, it may be unorganized and a little unprofessional but we're all here for a good time. Please be respectful, this is a safe-space for all kinds of headcanons that are appropriate. If you do not agree with it, keep it to yourself. Any question feel free to ask, I'll get to them as soon as possible. Your weekly Takashi content will begin Tuesday, seeya soon! :)

[kukos-satellite]

Volton hcs because I can & will! p, 01 - Keith K.

These are some of my Keith Kogane headcanons that I’ve thought of while watching my documentary about the ocean. There is some Klance in the mix of these! Hope y’all like ‘em!! :)

he/they pansexual transmasc

audhd (autistic and adhd)

Shiro’s boy; not mama’s or daddy’s, Shiro’s.

can literally sleep anywhere but doesn’t

can go days without sleeping and eating

- sometimes forgets to eat but Lance makes him

a big true crime and horror fan; the creepier the better

- and holds onto Lance’s hand when they watch the horror films together

the most unpicky eater you’ll ever see

has forced himself to not have a spice tolerance so he can eat spicy food which grown to be his favorite

takes approximately 15-20 minutes for a shower and/or bath, the max he’ll go is 25

- is very serious about the maintenance of his hair and occasionally Lance steals his fancy shampoo for himself because he wants to smell like Keith (Keith definitely knows this and let’s him)

he was born right handed but taught himself to use both when in combat and breaking his right

he often keeps his feelings to himself, Shiro, and sometimes Lance

he’s a mustard and ketchup kind of guy for his hotdogs

he’s more of an herbal tea than a coffee drinker

- and he puts honey in it as his natural sweetener

the next part will be Lance’s hcs!

[ridiasfangirlings]

After rok the strains and kings aura are 100% gone shiro become uninvincible and all the person that used to be kings and dead gain one wish from the slate and that was to come back to life at the age that they die as king but for the gold king and nagare the slate(in white hair form) ask both of them about their choice. The gold king choose to come back at the age he first gain king power while nagare choose 25.

Kokujouji got the lucky pick in that situation since he already got to live to be an old guy and now he gets to start all over again, at least Nagare legitimately didn’t get to live a full life. Maybe it’s sorta related to how Shiro gets sent back into his old body at the end of ROK, like destroying the Slate doesn’t just make superpowers go away but it kinda does a ‘reversal’ of some of the things that were changed due to its influence. There’s not enough power left to reverse major damage — like the Kagutsu Crater is still a thing, and all the people who died there won’t come back — but it can at least reach out to the ‘souls’ of former Kings who died and bring them back to life. Generally this would be at the point that they died but say for Kokujouji, who died of old age rather than due to being a King, he’s allowed to choose either the day he became King or when he died. Hisui is also a similar case since technically he ‘died’ when he was a child at the same time he became King, but he’s allowed to choose the age of his ‘second and final’ death when the Slate was destroyed. 

Though this does beg the question of how far back is the Slate willing to go here in the resurrection fest, what about Iwafune? Kagutsu? Habari? The first group of Kings? I could see this causing new trouble if everyone is brought back, like Kagutsu is presumably less dangerous now that he’s not a King but I could still see him as an underworld figure with strong influence who could become a problem. Similarly I could see Habari feeling obligated to go after Kagutsu even after being reborn because he doesn’t want to fail in that duty again, and probably arguing with Zenjoh who’s happy to see Habari back but doesn’t want him to give up his new life just chasing the old one again. Maybe the Slate only undoes the most recent deaths, which would just add Iwa-san to the mix. Imagine he’s still an older guy though, since this was at the point of his death, I feel like this would lead to some interesting interactions with him and a younger Gold King who is now a young whippersnapper who doesn’t get to be the boss of him anymore. Iwafune would probably follow whatever Nagare wants to do, I could see them both joining back up with Yukari and Sukuna because Hisui wants to explore that ‘small table and a family to eat with’ that Shiro spoke of.

[harukamitsuki]

I'm procrastinating writing at the moment, so I decided to create a list of the things I hate about Voltron, a show I can't help but love and rewatch 200+ times. I mean. I've been pretty damn vocal about one thing in particular, but I should probably remind people I hate other things too so...

This list will be long, so read more under the cut!

1 - Okay, let's just get the obvious one out of the way: Lance. Reasons why can be seen here, here and here. The first link really goes into the details, the second one is more confusion as to why people think Lance is treated the worst, and the last is more why Lance would be horrible as Black Paladin. MOVING ON TO NEW POINTS!

2 - The ships. Specifically... ahem... Klance, Sheith, Allurance, Lotorance (Lotor/Lance), Shidge (Shiro/Pidge), Shance (Shiro/Lance). Those, in my opinion, are the top offenders. I've explained my grievances with Sheith in a post here. It's not that it's paedophillia, it's the bond. As for the rest, while I dabbled a bit in Klance and Allurance in the aforementioned posts against Lance, I've yet to actually explain.

First of all, the fans are awful. Tip: If you keep trying to force people to like your ship instead of letting them get to their own conclusions, they're just going to hate that ship even more. This isn't a Voltron-specific thing, but it's still rampant.

Second of all, Lance doesn't treat either of them well. He's constantly antagonising Keith, even when Keith stops biting back in season two. The closest he gets to respecting Keith is telling him to suck it up when he's upset that the Black Lion chose him. Keith does try to be amicable to Lance, but it doesn't work because Lance is always picking a fight.

And Allura. Lance is constantly ignoring her boundaries and invading them. There isn't a single moment where they're alone together and they feel like friends, much less pining, before season seven. The only time is when Allura encourages Lance to take up Red, and he didn't even notice she was upset that Red rejected her. In fact, Lance just keeps talking about himself and how he was rejected, ignoring how Allura was rejected twice, and by the Lion her father piloted. Allura also never reacts well to Lance's flirting, always ignoring him and frowning when he does. If Allura, at least, used to laugh at his terrible attempts at flirting, maybe I could try to believe it.

Third, general grievances with these ships.

Lotorance. Lance hated Lotor from the get-go. They barely have a scene together without Lance glaring at him. If they shared some sort of chemistry outside of Lance hating him from afar, and if the writers didn't make Lotor a twist villain for no reason, then maybe. As of now, I only like it as a complete crack ship.

Shidge. Pidge is fifteen. Shiro is twenty-five. You do the damn math.

Shance. I can definitely see Shiro being Lance's bi awakening, if I believed canon Lance was bi. (Canon Lance was straighter than a chopping board, but fanon Lance is a walking bi flag). But them being together? Ignoring that Lance is 17 and Shiro is 25, if you can do that, it wouldn't feel like a healthy relationship. Lance is blinded by hero worship and, from his canon personality, he likely wouldn't realise if Shiro isn't faring well or would just constantly pile his troubles onto him without thinking about if Shiro could handle it. So, yeah, don't like this ship.

So, yeah. I don't like any of the popular ships, which is surprising. I don't hate all of them. I do like Kallura, (should have been canon), and Shallura, (surprising, because I really do like gay!Shiro), and Shunk, (who doesn't, honestly?). But I tend to prefer the nicher ones. Katt (Keith/Matt), Heith (Hunk/Keith), Hance (Hunk/Lance)...

3 - The writing. Usually, I would respect the writers because it's hard as fuck to plan and write an entire series, but they just kept missing. They would set up so many interesting plots and ideas, only to do absolutely nothing with them. This, in and of itself, is not enough to make me lose respect, but that's not all. Plot holes, terrible escalations, too slow pacing, (slow burns are good - great, even - but not when things are supposed to be happening), horrible romances... It's to the point where, for a long while, I avoided the show and only read the fanfiction. There are so many people who don't watch the show, only exposed through fanfiction and social media posts, because the writing just isn't good.

The writers get things right few times. I'm sorry, but if your entire job is to write a coherent, well-thought out story, why did they do such a bag job at it? I'll tell you why - they let the fans control what they did. Shiro was never supposed to come back. He was supposed to die at the end of season two and never come back, but the fans wanted him back so guess what? The writers brought him back! In doing so, they cut right into Keith's character arc and made him go through it off-screen. The fans built Lance up as the main character and fan-favourite? Well, the writers just decide to hand him everything. Reward him for being the fan-favourite and then ruin his character by never making him work for what he got.

The writers decide to pull a J.K.Rowling and went 'aw, yeah, Lance is bisexual!' despite him never showing an interest in a guy throughout the entire show, other than being a big fan of Shiro. They throw in gay!Shiro at the literal last minute with some background character who only ever had one line. Thanks, DreamWorks. It's not like you could've just let Adam live so Shiro could be going home to SOMEONE.

Unexpected things always happen. An actor being unavailable, a sudden irl event making it so the episode you planned would appear tone-deaf, the joke you wrote was less funny and more offensive... So on and so forth. Sometimes you have no choice but to change what you have planned because delaying it would just make the studio and the fans mad. Just... TRY to make it make sense. And don't fold to the fans, dammit. Shiro should have stayed dead because he just doesn't do anything when Allura and Keith saved him. The main character should have stayed as an ensemble, rather than pushing Lance as the central focus, because it would have left less reasons for me to hate Lance and give other, specifically Hunk, the development they deserved.

The show also never adresses traumatising shit, (*cough cough* Keith's sacrifice attempt *cough cough*), but that can be forgiven because it was aimed at children. I do, however, like that LM corrected an interviewer when they asked about Keith 'attempting to kill himself'. It was quickly corrected to 'sacrificing himself' because that's what it was! I'm sick of people acting like he was suicidal because he wasn't. He was actively scared of what he was going to do, i.e. sacrifice his life for everyone's sake. He tried to do it for the greater good. Would you call one of the many who died during wars suicidal? No. You would call them noble and heroic for their sacrifice, because that's what they are. That is what Keith was trying to do. He saw the only way out and decided one life in exchange for the many is a damn good deal and took it. Saying he was depressed and suicidal is undermining the actions he took.

So, yeah. In my eyes, the writers did two good things. Correcting the mistake belief that Keith was suicidal, and creating this shit-fest of a show. (God, I love/hate Voltron).

4 - How Pidge is treated by the fandom. Pidge is so mean. She's rude and callous and selfish and that's okay. What's not okay is acting like these traits make her a queen. She's rude, fine. She's callous, fine. She's selfish, fine. She's incredible for this? Um, no? Stop treating her like she's just sassy. She's mean. I mean, not long after Shiro's death/disappearance, she calls Keith, who is mourning Shiro so deeply, a 'loner'. Without even getting to know him. She just deems him a loner, even though Keith is just so genuinely kind?

Don't get me wrong. I love Pidge. She's great and she's an absolute joy to write. I admire her tenacity in trying to find her missing family members while also able to put the universe before them. Watching her break down about Matt when she thinks he's dead is so utterly heartbreaking because I really did like her.

But acting as if she's perfect because of this? No way.

(Also, I refer to Pidge as 'she/her' only in these posts. I much prefer gender neutral or trans Pidge.)

5 - Hunk's treatment. He deserved SO MUCH BETTER! This sweet, precious boy. He's the only one who reacted approppriately to becoming a child solider. He's an anxious, terrified kid and he's still able to swallow that fear and fight on because there are people, people like Shay, who have no idea what freedom means and if the sky is blue.

He's the only one who has to find and fight for his family when they get back to Earth, which makes me sad. Very sad. He cares so much about his friends. Even if he's scared, he'll still put himself in danger for them.

But the narrative treats him like garbage, reducing him to the comedic, fat joke, while Lance never treats him like a best friend. He deserved so much more than what he was given.

6 - The people in charge were so obsessed with doing every character dirty. They wanted to keep Shiro death, wanted to kill Keith after admitting to not knowing where they were going with him, tried to kill Hunk who did nothing wrong to deserve this, and actually killed Allura off when they realised Allurance would not work in the long-term because Lance would not be able to part from Earth for so long while Allura would not be able to stay confined to Earth at all.

7 - Lance fans would hate him if he was white.

[at1nys-blog]

Please may I have a Blue exorcist headcanon of Rin Okumura with a female childhood friend who is exactly like Winry Rockbell from Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood..she certainly wasn't girly and she trained as an exorcist when she was 7 and became a Senior exorcist at the age of 13 and she was a teacher by the time she is 15 and she had a Meister as a Dragoon user and Doctor. She was raised by her grandmother after her parents died in the line of duty when she was 6. She is immune to blue flames. Herself and Rin do often bicker like an old married couple..or she would hit him with her wrench.

Rin Okumura's relationship with his childhood friend from childhood to now and evidently falling for her.

Yukio Okumura's relationship with his childhood friend from childhood to now.

Shiro Fuijmoto's relationship with the daughter he never had.

Izumo Kamiki's relationship with her

Shiemi Moriyama's relationship with her

Ryūjj Suguro's relationship with her

Renzō Shima's relationship with her

Konekomaru Miwa's relationship with her

I had so much fun writing this thank you for the request. I hope is good enough because this is like my third time making a bullet point type of ff so if it isn’t good I apologize.

Also this contains little spoilers of the three seasons, read at your own risk

Father Shiro Fujimoto’s HC

Growing around exorcist, you already knew what you wanted to do from a young age. After your parents died during a mission, the dream to become an Exorcist became your reason to keep going

At 6 you went to live with your grandmother, which had a little nice apartment close to a church.

This is how you became closer with the Okumura brothers, Father Fujimoto and the other Exorcists of the church.

A week before your 7th birthday you got into an incident with a minor demon, nothing too serious but Fujimoto decided to start training you along with Yukio to become Exorcists.

Fujimoto treated you as his daughter.

He loved spoiling you with gifts and whatever

Birthday, Valentine’s Day, Christmas you name it

will try to make you be more "ladylike" but fails everytime. He wants to buy you a new doll? You ask him to get you the new Transformer; he wants you to wear a dress? You rip them apart so you don't have to wear them

Gives up almost immediately because he just wants you to be happy and comfortable

Jealous dad mode if you hinted to have a crush on a boy you met at the park or if you joked one of the teachers was better than him.

Dad joke 25/8. Like you can’t escape him and his dad jokes.

Sleepovers at theirs because he wants to read you three a goodnight story. Again impossible to say no.

Tells Rin and Yukio to protect you even though you can handle it. For him is their mission to keep you save (spoilers you keep them out of trouble)

Breakfast is his favorite time of the day because he loves domestic bs with his three kids.

Makes your favorite, if one of the twins hate it even better (most of the times is Rin the one who complains)

Proud of you and Yukio when you became Senior Exorcists at 13. Celebrated by taking you two outside at his favorite restaurant.

Tried to make you drink some sake because “you are old enough.”

Got you a notebook for you to write down everything you need.

When you become a teacher he might have or have not shred some tears.

Proud dad awards goes to him because he won’t stop reminding the Vatican you are just 15 AND a teacher.

Yukio Okumura's HC

Is he very shy with you at first but opens up after a while

Is embarassed when you protect him from bullies but is very grateful that you stand up for him

He is not a picky eater unlike his brother so whatever you like, is fine with him

When you start training as Exorcists would 100% leave sticky notes on your front door wishing you a good day when he wakes up before you

always asks you how training went during dinner

He is the one starting a fight between you and Rin because every time you deny liking each other he would use the "you act like a married couple" proof

Your and Rin's shipper #1

He is the one that knows all your secrets because he is the twin able to keep them

Hates you when you force him to ask a girl out

or when you set up on a blind date because "I'm a teacher and member of the True Cross, I don't have time for dating"

you don't listen to him

Also involved Rin but everything went so horribly wrong never asked him again to play Cupido for his brother

Side eyes Renzo whenever he is around you. Renzo breaths too close to you? Side eye. Does Renzo ask you for help during study sessions? Side eye. Does Renzo require your help during a mission? SIDE EYE

He only trusts Rin and Bon with you

Knows when you are lying to him

Shiemi Moriyama's HC

Used to visit her mother shop a couple of times while an Exwire

While Father Fujimoto was busy buying herbs and plants you were in the back listening to her

She learned you aren't too fond of flowers (to keep) so started gifting you trinckets and other stuff that you could use for your selection of guns

She is glad you try to help her during your lessons as much as you were able to

loves your food even though is not the best (yours is number three on her list)

Ask you to show you your creations if possible and is very invested in what you make

Listens to you carefully, might not understand much but still actually listens to you and asks a lot of questions

Will ask Nee to decorate the room with flowers and trees to make it more cozy

Comes to you for advice on boys cofcofYukioOkumuracofcof

Your and Rin's shipper #2 because of Yukio

Shiemi is too nice to tease you but would totally tell you to confess because she can tell there is something going on between you two

Shiemi is the one behind your surprise bd party but also the one who might almost spoil it (I can see her being too excited that she would give you hints not on purpose)

Izumo Kamiki's HC

She is reluctand to befriend you, just like with everyone else

Gives you the cold shoulders for the first weeks of knowing you, because you are friend with Rin and she thinks you want to force yourself as her friend

She also thinks you won't like her that much

But you give her space and it takes her off guard because what does it mean you aren't forcing yourself in her life? She is not used to it so she will confront you?!

She thinks is all a plan to make her spill her secrets and such but when you say that you want her to feel comfortable around you she just

She is in aw

She thinks you are cool

You are one of the few people she actually likes

Tries her best to be a good friend to you outside school time

Looks up to you but won't admit it outloud.

If she has problems with homeworks or anything school related would come to you for help but will never let people know

Bon found out by accident though

If she does particularly good you will write a note on her test making her hide it because there is no way people will see it but Paku

Fangirls over it when in her room alone

When she is okay with you talking to her you find out she is pretty nice

Izumo is another member of the "keep Renzo away from yn-sensei" squad

Ryūjj Suguro's HC

Has a platonic crush on you because how can you be this young, a Dragoon, a Doctor AND a teacher?

He lies to himself saying that you being the teacher is just a plus since he always wanted to Meister Dragoon

Looks up at you

Subtly tries to impress you with his skills with fire weapons

Self proclaimed president of the "keep Renzo away from yn-sensei" squad.

It started as a joke but Renzo made him make it his mission to keep him away from bothering you

Loves your laboratory

He is able to hang around in your lab even if you aren't around, is very quiet so he uses to study if the library is full or if he doesn't want to be around people

Likes to tease Rin when test's scores are out

Still can't believe you are friend with Rin

Asks you for private lessons if possible because he wants to be a Dragoon and wants to be the best of his year

Heart eyes when he sees your gun's colletion

Totally asked you advice when he had to choose the Meister because he wanted to ace EVERY SINGLE ONE????

In Kyoto you found out he talks about you a lot (thanks mama Suguro)

Konekomaru Miwa's HC

You help him a lot with his self-esteem (boy needs it)

Complimenting him a lot when you know he is in need of it

Has a hard time not treating you as a teacher outside the classroom

Loosen up a lot during your time in Kyoto

Was the brain behind the creation of "keep Renzo away from yn-sensei" squad as a joke

Realized he created two monsters (Izumo and Bon) because the two of them take it seriously

feels the need to apologize to you for that even though you repeat him is okay and that you found them funny when they scold Renzo

Slip in some secrets about Bon and Renzo just to have a laugh with you

He has a lot of ideas for new Dragoon weapons

A LOT of inside jokes between the two of you

Renzō Shima's HC

A flirt since day1

pouts if he gets a bad grade as a way to make you change it (doesn't work)

the victim of death glares from Yukio; head hits from Bon; Izumo's kicks

Bon and Izumo would totally keep him away from your lab

You know he is a good student but likes to act dumb

Your favourite of the class but you never made it show

If he doesn't flirt he is pretty funny to be around

Think of him as one of your closest friends

In Kyoto befriended his family immediately

Made a video when him and Rin got drunk as blackmail

Heart broken at the School Festival because, wait a second he is with the enemy????

Second guessing everything he did and said to you

You did think it was your fault if he sided with them

Second guessing your job as a teacher because you had to notice if your stundents have a hard time

Rin Okumura’s HC

When your grandmother went to Fujimoto’s church to pray you went with her and this is how you met Rin first and then Yukio

Kept meeting him and Yukio at the park near your house and started to be close to them

He was the type of kid to make you go out and play with him and his brother

Falls in love with you the moment you punched a kid because they were bullying Yukio

Made a note to himself to never anger you

Would pretend to hate your favorite food because he knows Father Fujimoto will make it just to piss him off

Mentally knows all the things you like

Gifts you random things. Wild flowers, pretty rocks and such

Reminds Fujimoto you don't like to wear dresses

A little jealous when you start hanging around Yukio more than with him

Thinks you have a crush on Yukio because you go out with him too much, but tries his best to get your attention

When Satan takes over Fujimoto he can't face you becuase he thinks you hate him. He hates himself enough as it is

Can't avoid you long becuase you are his teacher at cram school

If he was surprised about his brother being a teacher, he is even more surprised to find out you are his teacher as well

Kinda of made 2+2 to why you hung out with Yukio a lot

Jelousy will increase because of Renzo trying to flirt with you in class but he is also proud of you because you don't fall for it. (proud boyfriend)

On lunch break you spend your time with him and the rest of the class (unlike Yukio you aren't as busy as him)

He likes to tease you every now and then but just to make clear to the others he is close enought with you to do so cofcofRenzostopflirtingwithRin'sfuturewifecofcof

Hates it when you hit him for no apparent reason (you always have a reason but he is oblivious as always)

Confesses twice. Once while drunk and the second time after the battle against the impure King in Kyoto

After you accepted his confession and told him it was reciprocated he won’t let you eat anything but his food

if you try to change bentos with Miwa he would give you a bombastic side eye

Clingy because Renzo won’t get it you two are a couple now

Bickering increases now

Acting like a married couple

Gets hit a lot by your trinkets because he likes to play with them while you are trying to work

He breaks your stuff every now and then this is why he isn't allwed in your lab if alone (Bon teases him because he can hang around there even when you aren't around)

But he gets back at Bon because “I’m her boyfriend and you are not” as if he cares but Suguro let's him brag about it

He let’s Izumo act all lovely dovey with you because he is scared of her when she is mad

KURO LOVES YOU

And Rin is jealous of a cat too

Kuro is a cuddly cat with everyone but with you? Even more

Is always napping on your lap no matter what

Rin let's you choose for everything because he just wants to make you happy

Feels the need to protect you even though he knows you can handle it

Still jealous if you have a mission with his brother

Would text you every five minutes you are away

[eyedelater]

every time koito says "tsukishimaa!"

koito is calling tsukishima's name constantly, and he likes to put an extra "a" at the end, so i thought i'd keep an eye out for instances of that as i was reading golden kamuy in japanese. i have rendered each line exactly the way he said it in canon, with links to screenshots of panels where applicable.

chapter 101 (volume 11) - 月島ぁ!! (immediately before plotzing at the thought of tsurumi scolding him; this is the very first page in which tsukishima and koito appear together.)

chapter 101, one page later (volume 11) - 月島あぁ! (after seeing the photo tsukishima brought him) (rare tsukishimaaa)

the last page of chapter 105 (volume 11) - 月島あッ (thudding down the oily stairs backwards)

chapter 141 (vol 15) - 月島ァ!! (with a wolverine biting into his neck)

chapter 141, several pages later (volume 15) - 月島ァ!! (being carried by tsukishima, yelling in fear that the wolverine is coming back)

chapter 147 (volume 15) - 月島ぁ!! (while being pulled out of the frozen pond after the stenka)

chapter 157 (volume 16) - 月島ぁ!? (at the circus, when tsukishima reveals that he is the culprit)

chapter 167 (volume 17) - 月島ァ!! (at the start of a speech bubble, when they're on a sled during a whiteout)

chapter 168 (volume 17) - 月島ァ!! (when the hammer gets stuck to his hand)

chapter 176 (volume 18) - 月島ぁん (while shaking tsukishima, who is looking at the reindeer collar) (there it is... the long-awaited tsukishimaan…)

chapter 186 (volume 19) - 月島は? // どこだ月島ァ // 月島ァ!! // 月島ァ!! // 月島どこだ!! // 月島ァ? ("Where's Tsukishima? // Where are you, Tsukishimaa? // Tsukishimaa!! // Tsukishimaa!! // Where are you, Tsukishima!! // Tsukishimaa?" he lost track of tsukishima on the drift ice because he was busy slicing a man's head into wedges.) (he says it 6 times.)

chapter 186, a few pages later (volume 19) - 月島ァ!! (when he finds tsukishima with svetlana)

chapter 189 (volume 19) - 月島ァ (right in tsukishima's ear, after the latter got exploded and is bleeding)

chapter 191 (volume 20) - 月島ァ!! (followed by しっかりしろshikkari shiro, "hang in there!" when he sees that injured tsukishima has fallen to his knees)

chapter 201 (volume 21) - 月島ァ!! (right next to him, while hiding from vasily's sniping, asking what they should do)

HONORABLE MENTION: chapter 227 (volume 23) - 月島~~~~~ (extending his name with the special tildes that blend together into one wavy line) (while chewing on an ikema root and explaining how inkarmat is so good at fortune-telling. and tsukishima asks, "What are you chewing on?")

PHANTOM TSUKISHIMAA: in chapter 231 (volume 23), when koito rides up to stop tsukishima from killing tanigaki, EH scans has koito saying, "Tsukishimaaa!" but in japanese (both magazine and volume version), he says 月島ッ and that little "tsu" at the end means that he ends it in a staccato way, the opposite of drawing it out longer. psych!

chapter 244 (volume 25) - 月島ぁ (after smacking tsukishima's head with a menko piece due to being a sore loser)

chapter 259 (volume 26) - 月島ァ!! (twice on one page right before boutarou comes up to Get'im)

first page of chapter 260 (volume 26) - 月島ァ (making it the third time he has said it in the past 30 seconds or so)

chapter 260 (volume 26) - 月島ぁああ (while surfacing from beer after tsukishima stomps on boutarou's face) (rare tsukishimaaaa, though it's followed by "garagara" gargling because his mouth is full of beer)

chapter 260 (volume 26) - 月島ァ (while asking tsukishima where asirpa went)

chapter 263 (volume 27) - 月島ァ!! (while falling off a horse that was shot)

HONORABLE MENTION: chapter 273 (volume 28) - koito realizes something shocking, and his first instinct is to quietly call out 月島... even though he knows tsukishima isn't nearby. so he didn't add any extra letters or anything, but i liked this one and wanted to include it.

chapter 299 (volume 30) - 月島ァ!! (at goryokaku, when he sees tsukishima riding by on a horse. but he doesn't get on the horse; tsurumi gets on the horse.)

chapter 302 (volume 30) - 月島ァ (when he catches up with tsukishima on horseback next to the train. this one made me laugh because it's so small)

chapter 314 (volume 31) - 月島ぁ!! (approaching tsukishima as he searches the harbor)

chapter 314 (volume 31, two pages later) - 月島ぁ!! (telling tsukishima to hop to it! it's part of his very last speech bubble in the whole series.)

CONCLUSION: koito extended the last syllable of tsukishima's name a total of 29 times. he said it with a hiragana A あ 10 times. he said it with a katakana A ア 19 times. (i really don't think there is any difference in meaning or connotation when he uses one A or the other. i think noda-sensei just switches it up for fun. likewise, i kept track of it just for fun.) he used a double exclamation point 17 times. he used a question mark twice. there was one tsukishimaaa, one tsukishimaaaa, and one tsukishimaan. and i'm pretty confident that i didn't miss any, but i'd have to reread the entire manga to double-check.

in koito's section of the official fanbook, in the "character connections" panel, the arrow pointing to tsukishima says, "Tsukishimaa!!" and the blurb says, "This is the subordinate meant to assist him, so whenever there's trouble, he'll start by calling his name."

(see also: every time tsukishima scolds koito)

[lyranova]

Time to interview Zera!

I’ve got 1, 3, 5, 16, and 25 (If you had to rank the drinking ability of you and your friends, how would the rankings look?)!

Oh? It’s my turn to be interviewed? Yay! I’m so excited, I love answering questions and talking to people! Hehe I’m going to give you the best answers I can 😁!

1 Who makes up your family?  How close are you to them?

My family consists of: Rika, my adopted father, and Meino, Jin, Shrio, Felix, and Casper my older adopted brothers! I’m pretty close to them all, even though they can sometimes be very annoying 🙄! I usually end up spending more time with Casper because we’re close in age, but I also spend a lot of time with Meino and Felix because they like to “help out” at my shop (aka, they like to flirt with my friends and any female customers they see 🙄). Shiro and Jin tend to be in their own worlds, but Shiro and I like to sit together and read while talking about different plants and teas. While Jin helps me with the business side of things at my shop!

Rika and I are also very close, he gave me this amazing life that I have now…he pushed me and encouraged me to start my own shop and sell my flowers legally…he supported me when I thought I was going to fail or get caught. He’s the best dad anyone could ever ask for!

3 What is your favorite childhood memory

My favorite childhood memory has to be when Rika took me to a flower nursery for the first time! It was shortly after he took me in, and he wanted me to have something nice to make my room more mine. So he thought adding some flowers would be a nice “girly” touch (i hated to break it to him, but boys and other people like flowers too!), and so he took me to buy some flowers! He let me pick whatever I wanted, and however many I wanted…which he quickly realized was a mistake because I nearly bankrupted him that very day!

5 What is your favorite thing to do in your free time?

Garden! I know, I know, it’s such a boring answer that a gardener likes to garden even in their free time, but I really enjoy it! It’s calming, and seeing my babies grow because of my hard work is just..really amazing! I also enjoy making and trying to invent new tea combinations to share with my fellow wives 🤭!

16 Describe your perfect day.

My perfect day would be sitting in my garden with my husband and children, talking about our days and just enjoying each others company. Our friends and their children would come by for a visit and we would just make a day of it! When the night finally settles and everyone leaves I would end the night by taking my husband upstairs, throwing him down on the bed, and- *clamps a hand over her mouth* Oh dear, I had better not say anymore! If I do, William will get mad and scold me again 🤭!

25 If you had to rank the drinking ability of you and your friends, how would the rankings look?

First: Briar Rose

Second: Josele Canty

Third: Solara Equinox

Fourth: Helena Drazel

Fifth: Myself

Sixth: Acylla Rhine

Seventh: Neva Belmonte

[autisticlancemcclain]

“There is no way. You’re fucking with me right now.”

Shiro glares at her, arms crossed and bottom lip jutted out petulantly, because he’s 25 going on 3, apparently. “I am not. I am completely justified in it — ghosts are real. They are.”

Pidge throws her hands up, quickly scrambling on top of the couch cushions so she can look Shiro in the eye. She looks ready to kill. So does Shiro.

Lance is delighted.

”You are a man of science, Shirogane! You are a decorated astronaut! You have written papers —”

“Pidge fucking Holt our number one enemy is a zombie —”

“In what fucking way does a zombie prove the existence of ghosts —”

“In what way does it not —”

Keith slinks quietly into the room, sprawling half on top of Lance and turning his eyes to the arguing knuckleheads at the front of the room, because he has gotten way too comfortable in their time in space and thinks crushing Lance is funny.

“What are they arguing about?” he whispers.

Lance scowls, trying to push Keith off of him, but unfortunately Lance’s arms are kind of noodle-y and Keith is a stubborn jerk. (Lance can’t see him, due to the smothering, but he just knows Keith is smirking, like the butthead jerk he is.)

“I can’t tell you because your gigantic butt suffocating me,” Lance gripes.

“Spend a lot of time looking at my gigantic butt, do you?” Keith says blithely, and Lance flushes even though he knows Keith is teasing.

“Whatever, stupid-head.”

“Oh, ouch, McClain. Stupid-head? My inner four-year-old is smarting.”

“…I’m not telling you now. You don’t deserve to know.”

“Oh, I’m sure I’ll find out —”

“Someone back me up! Keith!”

Keith startles at Pidge’s snap, which gives Lance just enough leeway to squirm out from under Keith and also kick him for good measure. Keith winces, because Lance is pointy, but otherwise continues to look handsomely smug, which is very annoying.

“Uh, what?”

Pidge glares at Shiro one last time because she is a youngest child and therefore incapable of letting other people have the last word (Lance knows, he does the same) before turning exasperatedly to her fellow arm of Voltron. (Shiro rolls his eyes at her like the drama queen he is. Lance loves this shit. He didn’t know what a dork Shiro was until he met him, and it is the greatest thing he has discovered, including Voltron. Sorry, Alfor.)

“Tell Shiro that he’s a dumbass and ghosts are not real in any way, shape, or form, because he won’t listen to me!”

Keith blinks. Then his eyes narrow, smile going sharp and cocky — his game face. Lance looks away quickly so he doesn’t explode.

Stupid sexy motherfucker. With his stupid sexy hair and face and smile and — whatever. He’s hot, is the point, and Lance hates it.

“As much as I love disagreeing with Shiro —”

“HEY —”

“— I’m on his side this time, dude. Ghosts are real as shit. I’ve heard ‘em.”

To say Pidge is incensed is an understatement. Lance grins, flipping over on the couch to hang upside down because he thinks it will bring the most comedy to the situation when he is invariably asked for input.

“So you’re both blatant ignorers of science, then!”

“Um, no way, pint-sized Dana Scully. The evidence is everywhere.”

Pidge hisses. Like, actually. As if she is a particularly angry kitten, or perhaps one of those little chihuahuas with rage issues.

God, Lance’s life is so good.

“Call me pint-sized again, Kogane, and I’ll deliver a pint-sized kick so far up your ass you’ll —”

Lance tunes them out for the time being, letting them continue to vaguely insult each other and not actually go anywhere in their argument. He instead busies himself with finding tiny little washers under the couch (left there from the time Pidge, extremely sleep deprived at one in the morning, mistook the common room for her workshop while carrying a box of loose parts and tripped over the couch, spilling parts everywhere) and throwing them at Hunk. The man ignores the first couple dozen hits — and they are hits, because Lance doesn’t miss — but after washer #46, he visibly snaps, setting his tools down in a very carful way that tells Lance that Hunk wants to kill him a little.

“Lance, I’m fucking busy.”

“Oooooh, are they any good?”

It takes a moment for Lance’s horrible joke to sink in. Hunk closes his eyes and sighs deeply, but the corner of his mouth is twitching and Lance smirks to himself.

Hehe. Point to Lance.

“What is so important that you must interrupt my very important —” he puts heavy emphasis on the words and stares at Lance pointedly, but Lance has lots of practice pretending to not understand things to piss people off, so it does nothing — “work by repeatedly assaulting me with I-don’t-know-what?”

“Washers that Pidge dropped,” Lance supplies, and then points at the three stooges. “They’re arguing about ghosts. Team Ghosts Aren’t Real is losing. Thought you might want to weigh in.”

Hunk looks incredulous. Lance doesn’t even pretend to hide his grin. “How is the correct team losing?”

Lance shrugs. “Dunno. Guess Pidge needs your arguing expertise and your patented look of disdain. You should join her.”

Look, Lance has never claimed to be subtle.

“Damn right,” Hunk says, determined, and Lance grins.

He loves having his own personal sitcom.

“Now what are you fools arguing about?”

The speed at which everyone’s head whips toward Hunk is comical. What is also comical is all three dorks make an identical face of relief, each one individually thinking that, of course, good ol’ Hunk is on their side.

God, this is literally getting better by the second.

“Hunk,” Shiro says, weariness leaving his face by the second.

Oh, Lance cannot wait to see it come back full force.

“Pidge seems to fully believe that ghosts aren’t real, even though that’s a ridiculous stance to take given our current circumstances.”

Hunk scoffs. All the blood is starting to rush to Lance’s head to the point where it’s hard to pay full attention, now, so he scrambles back upright and leans as close as he can. He will not miss even a second of this.

“Of course ghosts aren’t real.”

Silence. A pin could drop on the rug-covered floors and sound like a nuke going off.

They erupt at once.

“Hunk, how could you?” Shiro sounds heartbroken. He looks it, too, deep black eyes all big and sad like a hurt puppy’s.

“Hunk, you fucking traitor.” Keith is all hot and glare-y, but his stance is loose, playful.

God, Lance is so attracted to that man. It’s fucking ridiculous.

“That’s my man!” Pidge’s yell is louder than anyone’s, and she holds her hand up for a high-five. Hunk slaps it without looking, and the sound cracks through the room.

“Unrehearsed,” they say in unison, like the dorky nerds they are. There’s a second of unbelievably tense (and still a little betrayed, if Shiro’s expression is any indication — Keith has been absentmindedly patting him on the shoulder for the past few minutes) silence before everyone speaks at once.

“We fly magical robot lions —”

“Magic does not equate ghosts —”

“Yes it fucking does —”

“That’s so fucking stupid, just because one thing exists doesn’t mean another thing exists. If humans evolved the ability to breathe underwater it would not give them the sudden ability to fly —”

“In what way is that argument even remotely the same —”

“In every way, what are you even —”

Their argument is getting circular, so Lance starts to get bored. And snacky. Hm. He’s pretty sure Hunk is hiding that Beruvian wild rice grain in the top-most counter in the kitchen (the one only he can reach), and that shit pops deliciously, almost as good as movie theatre popcorn. And Lance is good at climbing shit, and also at stealing from Hunk.

He quietly makes his way out of the common room, taking his time as he walks to the kitchen. He won’t be missing any vital parts of the argument, he can feel it. He can afford to stroll. Mm, and think of all the salt and butter he’s going to put on the popped rice. Hell, maybe he’ll grab that weird spicy Altean soda that only he and Allura like, too.

Seriously. Murderous alien Nazis and crushing homesickness aside, Lance is living the goddamned life.

Allura and Coran are both in the kitchen when Lance walks in, and greet him brightly. Lance grins back and waves, but continues making a beeline for the counter farthest to the left and hefting himself up.

“What are you up to, dear?” Coran asks, sounding amused. Lance turns to wink at him.

“Shenanigans,” he says evasively.

Allura hums. “And would those shenanigans involve the destruction of my castle?” she asks, as Lance starts opening cupboard doors to use them as footholds.

“See, that’s the best part about being a stick, ‘Lura. I’m basically as heavy as a sad little puff of wind in the middle of the Arizona desert.”

“Neither of us have any frame of reference for that,” Allura points out.

Lance waves a dismissive hand. “Eh. I’m not going to break stuff, is the point.” He steps gingerly on the door of a particularly small cabinet, and pretends he doesn’t notice Coran blatantly standing under him with a hand out to spot him because he thinks Lance will fall and die.

How rude. Have they no faith in him? Lance is the youngest sibling of five. He is excellent at getting into shit he’s not supposed to be in. It’s, like, his superpower.

“Aha!” He finally sees it — a rough pink bag, pulled taut with the sweet sweet elixir of snacky promises. Hunk has made a valiant effort to hide it behind a couple pots.

He should know better, really. Lance has been stealing his shit since they were toddlers.

Lance carefully makes his way back to the ground — sticking his tongue out at Coran when he manages without dying, who raises and eyebrow and flicks Lance on the nose in retaliation — holding the bag triumphantly. He immediately starts rummaging around for a pan, some butter, and some salt.

“What’s the occasion?” Allura asks, poking at the bag.

“Drama in the common room.”

“Ooooh.” Allura perks up immediately, heaving herself up to sit on the counter to watch Lance as he works. Coran heads over to the fridge to grab himself a water and the two of them their fancy sodas, which he gives to them with a teasing grimace and a paternal hair ruffle (something they both pretend to hate but secretly feel all smushy about).

“What kind of drama?”

“They’re arguing about whether or not ghosts are real.”

“…Ghosts?” Coran says the word carefully, like he does when something doesn’t translate. Allura looks confused, too. Lance hurriedly wracks his brain for an Altean equivalent. He can’t think of one, so he goes with a description.

“Spiorad beoite,” he says after a moment of thinking. Animated spirit.

He’s proven correct when, at the same time, Coran lights up and Allura goes scowly. “Taibhse,” they both say, in exact opposite tones.

The first rice grain pops.

Lance grins.

“I think you guys should come back to the common room with me,” he says, after his rice is popped and seasoned and Allura and Coran have started a small argument of their own.

They do decide to come with him.

The three of them make their way down the hallways, Coran needling Lance for information the whole time.

“Who is arguing what?” he asks.

“Pidge and Shiro started it — team ghost and anti-ghost respectively. Hunk is on Pidge’s side, and Keith,” Lance, admittedly, smiles when he says the name, “is shockingly teaming up with Shiro.”

Lance sees the smirk spread over Allura’s face and realises a second too late what she’s going to say, and as such is not fast enough to run away before she slings an arm around his shoulder and holds him captive with her superstrength.

“I bet I can guess which team you’re on, Loverboy,” she teases. Lance glares at her, but it does very little because unfortunately his face is very red.

“Get off of me, you —” Lance tries very hard to think of an appropriate name to call her. Preferably something scathing and witty. “—jerky jerk face.”

God, he wishes the universe would smite him where he is standing. Why can he only think of good plans and insults when he is in mortal peril? What a fucking design flaw. Lance should take it up with a manager.

Allura bursts out laughing and gives him a noogie, because she is horrible and spends way too much time with Shiro and Shiro is a horrible, horrible influence.

“Oh, but Lance! I want to hear about Keith’s luscious hair! Or his dazzling smile! Or —“ she batts her eyelashes — “his sexy, sexy voice —”

Since Lance has about as much physical power over Allura as a butterfly does a mountain, he decides his best course of action is to screech at the top of his lungs and go limp. It works like a charm.

Lance decides to celebrate his newfound freedom by crossing his eyes and sticking his tongue out at Allura, which in hindsight was possibly a poor plan.

“Oh, it’s on, you little runt —”

This time Lance’s screech is one of fear. The last time he’d seen that expression on someone — one of bruised honour — was the time he’d been caught using Veronica’s very expensive custom lip gloss in a ‘potion’. He’d barely escaped with his life.

Lance barely dodges Allura’s sharp jab to the ribs, and is ready to start sprinting away from her and her pointy fingers before a calloused hand grips the back of his hoodie and lifts him limply in the air.

“Children,” Coran says drily, holding them away from each other (and also somehow holding on to the popped rice and drinks?) and up in the air like particularly naughty kittens. “Save the bloodshed for common room. Don’t waste it here.”

“But she falsely accused me of being on Keith’s team for gay reasons! Who says I’m even on Keith’s team?”

“Because it’s true, you whipped loser —”

Coran shakes them both, and they shut up. “Are you going to behave for the two minutes it will take us to meet the others?” he asks. His eyes twinkle mischievously.

“Yes, Coran,” they chorus, and are finally freed.

They make it the rest of the way to the common room without incident, except for the four (4) occasions wherein Allura looked suspiciously like she wanted to Say Something, because she is horrible and has no respect for Lance’s already tattered dignity.

“All of you are ridiculous! The existence of the Blue Lion on Earth does not imply the reanimation of the human spirit!”

“Of course it doesn’t,” Allura agrees as she strolls elegantly in the room. She nods at Pidge. “That would be ridiculous.”

Hunk looks close to tears in relief. “Finally, someone with sense!” he cries.

“Now, now, lad,” Coran says, shaking his head. “While indeed, our wonderful Blue Lion does not prove the existence of ghosts, it is not for your reasoning — ghosts simply outdate Blue. There are hundreds of other proofs of the spirits of the universe.”

Keith holds out a fist for Coran to bump, looking smug. Coran shakes it — because Lance may, admittedly, amuse himself by wrongly teaching Coran Earth culture —but Keith looks unbothered. “Take that, Hunk. We have a wise Altean advisor on our side, which means we basically win by default.”

“We have a fucking princess!”

Lance grins as he tosses some popped rice into his mouth. Now that Allura has turned her evil older sister teasing and arguments on someone that isn’t Lance, he can enjoy himself again.

And enjoy himself he does. When he notices that Shiro has his crazy-eyes again, Slav-style, he decides to hand him a couch pillow. Shiro, so caught up in his surety that he is Obviously Correct, barely even registers where the pillow comes from and immediately lobs it at Hunk’s face.

There’s silence. A shocked, incredulous silence. Then Keith’s face lights up with unbridled glee — and holy shit, he has the most beautiful smile of anyone Lance has ever met and ever will meet — and he grabs his own pillow and smacks Pidge with it. The room ascends into wonderful, wonderful chaos.

Lance hurriedly sets his bowl and soda somewhere else and busies himself with handing ammo out to any empty hand — Coran in particular is going absolutely ham — shouting encouragement whenever someone lands a hit (regardless of the side), and —admittedly — simping a little over Keith’s rippling muscles.

(Look, he’s wearing that black sleeveless hoodie, okay? The one that fits his chest real well and shows off his biceps. And, well.

Lance has eyes.)

“Ugh,” Hunk finally mumbles, half-smushed under a pile of pillowed-out paladins and co. “Who won?”

Shiro and Pidge — who started it all — answer at the same time.

“We did.”

There’s a loud, in-unison groan from the pile.

Lance giggles. “Dorks,” he says.

At the sound of his voice, Keith shoots up so quickly that Shiro is thrown off him with a yelp.

“Lance!” He shouts it. Lance startles, staring back with wide eyes — dark brown meeting dusky purple. “Lance, you’re the answer!”

Alright, look. Look.

Lance is a human guy, okay? He’s just a guy. He’s challenge any other being in the giant fucking universe to look the love in their life in the eyes as they called them the answer and not, like, collapse. Lance is surprised his heart is still beating, Christ above.

“I am?” he squeaks.

“Of course you are!” Keith says it so earnestly. As if it’s obvious.

Lance’s heart honest-to-God skips a fucking beat.

“Our vote’s divided, shatz.” The closest Earth language to the Galran Keith’s speaking is German, and Lance’s German is rusty at best, so he has no clue what Keith’s saying. The word could be different, anyway. Lance tries desperately to convince himself it doesn’t matter.

“You could solve everything!” Keith continues.

Oh, dear God. Is he doing this on purpose? Lance is gonna fuckin’ die.

“That’s not a bad idea,” Pidge says from her position on top of Allura. “Tie-breaker, to say it in a less gay way.”

Allura snorts.

“Shut up, Pidge,” Lance and Keith snap at the same time. They look at each other, and then away quickly.

Keith’s face is as red as Lance’s.

Jesus fucking shitdicks, this will be how Lance dies.

“C’mon, Lance,” Hunk complains. “I want to be off this pile. Choose! Are ghosts real or not?”

Keith is looking at him so hopefully. It’s so cute. Pidge rolls her eyes, like she already knows what the answer is going to be.

And, well. Lance hates proving Pidge right, but he’s doomed! He’s doomed, when Keith is looking at him like that.

“Ghosts are very definitely real,” he rushes out.

Keith smiles so hard his eyes crinkle shut. Lance’s very favourite Keith expression. “I knew I could count on you, liebe.”

Vaguely, Lance hears Shiro’s muttered ‘oh my God’ and Coran’s blatant laughter, but all he can really hear is the blood rushing through his ears because holy shit.

“This proves nothing,” Hunk whines as everyone lethargically makes their way off the floor and to the popped rice. “Lance would be on our side if he wasn’t so disgustingly in love with —”

“OKAY THANK YOU HUNK,” Lance says loudly, and his entire horrible team snickers at him.

Except for Keith. Keith is looking at him almost… shyly.

“I have to be somewhere that’s not here,” Lance announces transparently because he’s a little too frazzled for excuses.

“Loser,” Pidge heckles, because she’s particularly horrible.

“Goodbye,” Lance says again. As he’s about to finally walk out the door, there’s a soft call of his name that stops him in his tracks. Lance swallows roughly.

“Yeah, Keith?”

Keith looks hesitant again, for a second. Then his eyes narrow, and his smile gets sharp and cocky.

His game face.

“I’m glad you’ve got my back, Sharpshooter,” he says. And then he winks.

Lance can’t even help himself. He practically flees out of the room. He doesn’t allow himself to stop until he’s collapsed in his bed face-first, and has a good, lengthy scream into his pillow.

Once he’s calmed down and his heart no longer feels like it’s been injected with pure cocaine, he sits up, props up three of his favourite stuffed animals, and looks at them intently.

“I think Keith was flirting with me,” he tells them seriously. Mr. Shark says nothing, but Lance can feel a giddy smile spread over his face anyway. “I think — I think he likes me.” He can no sooner stop the giggle bubbling up his throat than fly to the moon.

“I think Keith Kogane likes me!” He holds a pillow to his chest and flops back onto his quilt. He sighs to himself, kicking his legs out a bit. Yeah, he suffered quite a bit of teasing from the whole ordeal, but — but. He thinks he was right, earlier.

He really is living the life.

[bluedemon1995]

Days 5-7 Sorry so late, please click on link for full 3 days!!!

Day 5

Water Fight

Kid Drabble

Finally, the last day of baseball. Keith knew Shiro was just being his nice self by having play on his team but Keith was not really one for organized sports. Practice, games, he’d rather be fixing his dirt bike or even getting a job.

“KEITH!!!! Get over here for your treat!”

Sighing, Keith walked over to Lance, “Damn man, do you have to yell everything you say?”

Hunk laughed, “Yeah, I think he does. Um, have you seen his family?”

Keith smirked, “Yeah yeah. So what’s with all the water balloons and shaving cream?”

Matt swung an arm around his shoulder, “Dude, it’s epic. The last day we go all out, we have a water balloon and shaving cream fight!! Then we eat!! Damn glad you joined our team, it feels good to end in the first place!”

Keith nodded, “Yeah, I like first.”

Keith looks around, trying to see if Katie is still here. Sometimes she’ll hang out with them after the game but he also doesn’t feel like drawing attention to his interest in her. He could feel his heartbeat speed up but deliberately slows his breathing. If the guys knew he was harboring a crush, well shit, he just didn’t want to go there.

After a bit, the team was armed with 2 water balloons and a can of shaving cream, with a bucket and pile of cans off by the big tree about 25 feet away. They were to start at a whistle. Keith was focused, he knew he needed to hit the tree and get extra supplies as soon as it started.

Chaos ensued. He was running, diving, and throwing like crazy. He also lucked out and found a bag that he tossed extra balloons in so he could move quickly.

Then out of the corner of his eye, he saw Lance moving slowly, crouched down low to hide among the bushes. He followed his projected trajectory and saw Katie was indeed here, sitting on a bench with her EarPods in, minding her own business, taking a few pictures of the mess happening around her.

Crap. Before he even consciously decided to move, he found himself running, dodging his teammates, and eventually skidding to a stop directly in front of Katie who lets out a surprised yelp. His left arm catches the back of the bench and he holds his weight while essentially covering Katie. His face is awfully close to hers because he swears he can feel her breath on his face when she says, “Hey!”

He grins, stating “Yo” while she simultaneously flushes pink while stammering, “Ke-wha-um, er-hi, “

So cute.

He stretches out his right arm and catches the water balloon Lance has launched at her. He stands to his full height and whips it back at him. Hit!

Katie stands now and screams, “You are so dead, dude!”

Keith smirks and offers his bag of remaining water balloons. God, this girl! Her eyes are literally sparkling with laughter and joy. Her grin makes his knees wobbly. And she smells like to him is summer, a hint of spearmint and lavender.

An hour later, Katie is helping the team pick up the mess around the baseball field. He’s keeping an eye on her, still trying to determine the relationship between her and Lance. Right now they are laughing and Keith is feeling anxious. He can’t ever recall paying this much attention to a girl. Or wanting a girl's attention for that matter. What the hell is he gonna do?

Suddenly, Matt’s face is in his vision, too close, with an evil grin.

“So! I see you’re paying awfully close attention to my darling little sis. Wanna share with the class?”

Keith stumbles back, “I don’t know what you, um mean. I’m just looking to see if everything is cleaned up.” Taking another step back, he bumps into Shiro. “What the hell guys?”

Shiro moves to his side, throwing an arm around him. “Look, we’ve been seeing a pattern, and just think of us as your wingmen!”

Oh crap. He looks away, past Matt, and sees Katie watching their odd little group. Softly, he mutters, “Yeah okay, what do I need to do?”

[justmultifandom]

Kidge summer event

Day 25: House party (Stranger things AU)

Keith let out a sigh of relief as his feet hit the sidewalk, finally feeling that he was outside the Holts' backyard. Even though they were only going to a summer evening party (which he had actually used as an excuse to invite her out as a real date), he was dead scared when he picked her up in his new red car (a gift from Shiro) with Colleen had threatened to snap him in half if he tried to make Katie come home late, Sam had sworn to kick him out of afternoon space science classes if she came home drunk, and Matt had threatened to cut off his penis if he ever dare to touch her (he took the scissors as he said it).

Katie walked over to him, wrapping her hands around his arm and guiding him towards the car, her tight, short dress fluttering with every step.

“Matt makes you wear something like this?” he pointed out, starting the engine and starting to drive.

“We had a bitter quarrel about it”: she replied, adjusting her lipstick looking at the mirror, to then look at him: “He threatened you, didn't he?”

"Exactly": he replied, looking at the road and parking a few houses away from the one of the party, but they didn't get off immediately: "You think your brother is afraid of the Mind Flayer?"

"Come on! Matt doesn't even know the Mind Flayer exists!”: She exclaimed, bouncing her hands on her thighs as he shrugged and stepped out of the car.

“Look, I know that a lot of shit has happened in these three years, but tonight, at least tonight, can we pretend we're just normal teenagers?!”: she exclaimed, grabbing his cheeks with her hands and looking at him: “No Mind Flayer, no Russian dudes hiding in the mall, no Upsidedown, ok?”

"Only us": he repeated, giving her a quick kiss and then taking her by the hand and leading her to the house where they could hear the music and lights. There were a lot of boys and girls dancing, throwing toilet paper and drinking a strange dark red drink. Neither of them had any idea why Lance had decided out of the blue to throw such a party, with the Mind Flayer and his people around, but everyone needed a break after all.

“You think Lance invited his girlfriend?” Keith yelled, approaching the kitchen island, filled with food and drinks.

“The one from summer camp in England?! I don't think she's going to travel to another continent for a simple party”: Katie chuckled: “If he ever had a girlfriend!”

He laughed back as she shifted her attention to the table, waving her hands and feet in time to the music, reaching for an open but still nearly full bottle.

“What is it?”: she asked, reading the label but understanding that she was in a foreign language.

“It's Italian wine,” Hunk replied, popping up suddenly as he ate some pizza and chips, while his girlfriend Shay nibbled on his plate moving from his right shoulder to left.

"I brought it": Shay replied, chewing: "My parents took it on their travels, then they became stems and it would be a waste to leave them there"

Katie smiled, giving her a thumbs up, removing the cap and taking a sip. She made a happy expression and kept drinking until half bottle.

“Katie, I promised your father to bring you home undrunk!” Keith rolled his eyes as she staggered as the alcohol surged through her brain.

“But I'm perfectly fiiiiiine”: she hummed, shrugging to the music and approaching him: “Let's daaaaance”

"Katie, you're obviously drunk," he pointed out as she took his hand and led him into the middle of the DIY dance floor of Lance's house. She started to dance, holding that drunken smile on her mouth as she had her hands clasped between his. He felt embarrassed for a moment: he had never been to many large parties and he certainly had never unloaded dancing among other people.

"Hey, Keith": he looked at her when he heard her call and she wasted no time getting up on her toes and giving him a passionate kiss. He opened his mouth to say something, but she took the opportunity to deepen the kiss and slide her tongue in, studying his palate and leaving a sour alcohol taste.

“You're beauuuuuutiful”: she exclaimed, breaking the kiss and drinking some more from her bottle. He blushed furiously, snatching the bottle from her hands and pulling her out of the house, towards his car.

“But Keeeef”: she whined, “We were having fun!”

“Katie, you're drunk, we have to go back to your house, hoping your parents don't kill us!” Keith exclaimed, taking her bride style so he could walk faster.

“The Mind Flayer will kill us”: she grumbled, as he put her back on her passenger seat: “If you don't give me a kiss”

He turned looking at Katie, who had made puppy eyes. He rolled his eyes.

“No”: he put on his belt.

“Not even a little one?” She persisted, leaning forward towards him, nimbly dodging the gears and sitting down on his lap, grabbing him by the collar of his jacket.

"Katie": he looked at her, raising an eyebrow: "Not in these conditions"

“Mm”: she pouted at him, leaning forward and biting his lip: “Then I'll stay like this for the whole trip”

“It's a five-minute ride to your house”: he pointed out: “I can handle it”

"You'll see that five minutes will be enough for me": she smiled, kissing him again.

[caramelmochacrow]

You know what? Fuck it, here are some not-final descriptions of the Inuyose siblings. (No proper profile because I'm still trying to figure out how to code to make a proper one and still need to think about more things about them)

Inuyose Hifuno (犬寄 引更の) is the older brother of Inuyose Shinobu. He is 25 years old and works as a call center agent. He is currently now married to a woman he met in his college years that he loves dearly. He is more social and open compared to his younger sisters, which causes him to be seen as a little odd from his sisters' friends. He is a hard-worker, but knows when he reaches his limits. He is compared to their mother as well as their grandfather, Dennojo, a lot; especially when it comes to his personality and face respectively. He likes collecting records as his hobby.

Inuyose Yanoshiro (犬寄 遣の幽) is the older sister of Inuyose Shinobu. She is 20 years old and currently in the same university as her cousin, Nagisa, as well as working part-time as a music store clerk. She majors in Computer Science and has a hobby of drawing in her free time; she's especially good at drawing clothing. She has a tendency to not put a lot of effort unless the situation calls for her to do so. She is quite similar to her younger sister, which causes arguments to happen regularly between them. She has terrible memory when it comes to people's names. She has a habit of rearranging the CDs after work when customers don't put them where they belong.

(cut for extra tidbits/trivia about them i didn't know how to add into the descriptions)

Nagisa has nicknames for both of them, with Hifuno being 'Hifu' and Yanoshiro being 'Yaro'. Originally, Yanoshiro was nicknamed 'Shiro' but it sounded too similar to Shinobu's nickname, 'Shino', causing a light squabble between the two sisters to occur. Nagisa calmed them down by creating the new nickname.

Hifuno is demi-romantic and ace. #celibacy. Yanoshiro on the other hand is too busy with her degree to give a shit about that but has a tendency to glance at the scantily clad women in a few album/CD covers in her free time.

Yaro works specifically at the music store the D4DJ cast frequents in, meaning she is a little familiar with the other members of other units but doesn't recall their names. She likes recalling when one of her coworkers were overwhelmed by four girls buying almost all of the CDs they had.

Hifuno uses 'boku' as his personal pronoun while Yanoshiro uses 'Atai' as her personal pronoun. (might change this)

Their Kanji meaning:

Hifuno's:

引 (pull, tug, jerk, admit) - hi

更 (grow late, renovate, further) - fu

の (no meaning) - no

Yanoshiro's:

遣 (dispatch, send, give) - ya

の (no meaning) - no

幽 (seclude, tranquil, calm) - shiro

[3cosmicfrogs]

Wife mutual back again to ask about, you guessed it: Voltron AU where canon Shiro is replaced with our wife (either gen or ship of choice)

I swear to god the only thing I think about isn’t Voltron (it’s not. I also think about women)

aw fuck yeah, more Wife asks! 5 headcanons, let's go!

Ok so shiro either came out aged 5 or aged 25, there's no in-between. Because late coming outs are super valid: after a Super Fun Year of no bodily autonomy whatsoever, shiro spends actually very little time (listen, there's aliens and weird machines, no one volunteers to parent these teenagers) contemplating his relationship with gender and decides that bodies are weird, gender is a fuck. But 'woman' doesn't really have a zing to it, yknow? and then keith the absolute autism hurricane goes "why don't you just be a dyke then?" and while the rest of the room descends into Discourse ("can you even reclaim that, keith?") shiro is having several rapid-fire realisations because oh. OH.

I don't think she'd have gender dysphoria? More like general dysphoria on account of the arm etc? Still, while she used to be confident in the dating scene she's a bit intimidated nowadays. Because suddenly women are also hot??? how deal??? semi-confident gay -> useless lesbian magical girl transformation sequence.

I don't think anything would actually change plot-wise from canon? Except of course this is an AU and will therefore be Good. I don't have any ships in mind for this au so i guess anything goes? except not shallura because i dislike shallura. im gonna hit ulaz with my transgenderification beam just to shake things up a bit. would be fun if during the reunion episode they're spiderman-memeing each other.

Her eyeliner skills were always impeccable and her lipstick skills are even better. It never smudges, it's sharp, it's wine-red and ever-present... it's borderline supernatural at this point

She thinks dresses are lovely, sure, but absolutely thrives in a corporate powersuit. i will leave you with this image.