#whichever is better

[magicicephoenix]

They locked me in a room a rubber room

You don’t want to go in time out, do you?

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[clownsuu]

HOW TALL ARE MOB??!?}!?!1!2!1!2?

All of the mobsters are their canon/original heights 😔🥄

[kens-ramblings]

so ik it’s not cannon accurate but,,,

i need a fic of tim just crashing out.

like he gets so sick of like damian and jason talking about how weak he is and shit like that that he’s like “yall realize lady shiva was my one of my FIRST teachers, and i was the first robin she trained. i had to train under b AFTER he already lost a robin. you DONT think he was 10x harder on me than any of you guys???? there’s a reason my training videos are mainly redacted without bruce’s or my permission. i got ra’s al ghul BEGGING ME to join his league or have my children. i get gifts from him WEEKLY. do you KNOW how many of his little ninja i fight per DAY??? nahh im sick of this shit let’s take it to the mats” and just demolishing both of them at the same time.

i just think it’d be very funny. i just like fics of people who pretend to be weaker than they are(or they just never really have a reason to go full tilt so they just don’t) get sick of holding back and just losing it :D

[the-ace-with-spades]

Bradley goes on deployment for the first time since he and Jake moved in together, without Jake who is staying home, and Jake has not anticipated the separation anxiety it'd give him

Bradley, however, did anticipate Jake's separation anxiety and the last day before leaving (and when Jake was at work) he hid around the house 150 tiny sunflowers figurines with little notes tied to them so Jake has one to find for each day he's supposed to be gone

[vaggieslefteye]

ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴄʜᴏᴏꜱᴇ ↳ anonymous asked: HUSK and ALASTOR or angel and valentino?

[rainyarcades]

"Cass, trust me, becoming the villain isn't the answer–"

"Is that what you think I am?!"

[don't tag as ship]

[mrsjellymunson2]

Oh my heavens @joejoequinnquinn, I am utterly stunned and privileged to be mentioned in the same universe, let alone the same breath, as some of these absolutely stellar Eddie writers!! 🫠🤯🧎‍♀️🙏

I will throw a few more hats in, with apologies for any duplications 🎩🧢👒🪖

@the-unforgivenn And I Need You To Know has me in an absolute CHOKEHOLD, it’s on AO3

@word-wytch Don’t Stand So Close To Me - oh my holy everything… 🫠

@munson-blurbs Trapped Under Ice is my fave, but everything is pure gold

@eddies-house Smoke Signals, it’s just 🫠🫠👏

@harrywavycurly awesome texting series

@blueywrites literally anything, like srsly… but especially To Know You’re Mine and The Turtle Dove And The Crow

@lovebugism The Customer Is Always Right (🫠🫠)

@boomhauer Disjointed 👏👏👏😍😍😍

@lesservillain On The Outside ❤️❤️❤️❤️ plus others

Plus @storiesbyrhi @eddiesxangel @littlexdeaths @jamdoughnutmagician @hellfirenacht @loveshotzz @deathbecomesthem @carolmunson and probably loads of others that I would love to include but brainfog is, as they say, a beeeatch.

happy saturday cuties!!! i’ve been craving a good eddie series lately so send me some of your favorite eddie fics for me to read pls & thank u <3 (preferably smut & fluff hehe)

[yuwuta]

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

HEY OKAY SO. what about a Sakuatsu fic in which. in which Atsumu somehow ends up going on dates with dudes that never work out but its always bc of the funniest reasons. like one of them didn't have a phone and refused to get one. the other only ate plain rice. the other had a thing with blondes. the other asked him to spike a ball directly to his face. and Sakusa's just sitting there next to him throughout the whole thing. silently and discreetly adjusting his life to make it abundantly clear that those things Would Not happen with him

(e.g he makes sure to have his phone with sound on at all times, mentions he's suddenly interested in trying out many new dishes, starts talking about his exes and all their different haircolors, etc)

[samwpmarleau]

“uncle roy, you teach me great things.” // “anything for me, coach?”

[iamfabiloz]

lunera lunera cascabelera 🌛

[xejune]

indulging myself with a knight!ciri cooldown sketch ⚔️

[rabbitprayer]

No desire to convert to catholicism but the desire to kind of pretend that no schisms ever happened.

[fefairys]

welcome to my emo art era

[aerequets]

i can imagine anya writing a letter to loid or yor like that

oh yes I agree 100%. i think i was kind of like anya in many ways as a child, even aside from the haircut

[flashhwing]

this is not. anything new but my GOD does it grind my gears when people are like “why would you ever romance (bi/playersexual character) with (gender)? they’re so clearly gay” shut UP if they were gay they’d only be romanceable by the same gender. there’s no right way to play a video game, much less a video game ROMANCE