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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside
#went to hs in the pac nw and elementary/middle school in the bay area#we could eat anywhere we pleased#including off-campus (for upperclassmen at least. i don't believe freshmen/sophomores were allowed)
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Animated scrap metal figures by Guillermo Galetti

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queen cersei lannister has accused you of treason for reasons that not even her could articulate and now your only chance of survival is trial by combat. your opponent? qyburn frankenstein's mecha gregor! who is fighting for you?
*note: all the characters are at their peak performance and they'll do any and everything to win the fight
#i mean oberyn DID beat him#he just wanted him to confess before he actually croaked#but this says the person will do any and everything to win#which implies oberyn would forgo the need for confession#ergo gregor would be toast#asoiaf#polls
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#ron swanson is trying to kill me and angel (from buffy/angel) is trying to protect me#yeah i think i'm good#polls
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also pls tag the first game you remember playing
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abortion is valid and completely okay even if the mother wasn’t underage or wasn’t SA’d.
“The mother just doesn’t want the baby” that’s ok !
“The mother isn’t financially , mentally , and / or physically able to take care of a child” that’s ok !
“The father left and the mother doesn’t want to / can’t take care of the baby by herself as a single mother” that’s ok !
“The mother is addicted to something that will affect her child ,, therefore wants an abortion” that’s ok !
“fetus isn’t healthy ,, therefore abortion is necessary” that’s ok !
some people have got to understand that a woman doesn’t need to be violated to earn the rights to her own body. if you want to think of the children ,, think of the mother first. save the tree , not the apple.
#also the hypocrisy is just astounding#'abortion is murder because that's an innocent child! ... oh but it was incest or rape? then no prob go for it!'#or how if there were a choice between saving 10 fertilized embryos vs. 1 newborn EVERYONE would pick the newborn#if life begins at fertilization then by their logic everyone *should* choose the embryos - 10 lives vs. 1 life after all#but of course no one would ever do that#it's not about abortion being 'murder' it's about punishing and controlling women
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Vote based on how long YOU have owned the clothing item, not its total age.
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#i have several things from college circa 2010#so at least 15 years#i have a hockey jersey from high school if that counts#polls
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my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps
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thank you all gif makers everywhere, yes i WOULD like to live inside that half a second when my otp looked at each other forever on repeat, lovingly color-adjusted to make them even hotter than ever
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that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’
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Yoooooooo
So the government just defunded PBS and NPR which is fucked. That being said, the public can cover the damage if we orginize and donate.
Only about $1.60 of tax dollars per US citizen per year are spent on the public broadcasting budget. NPR and PBS offer beong able to make small monthly donations, some being 7$ per month or lower if you want.
If you want to donate 1.60$ per month to your local station, you can multiply how much funding they get from you by 12. If you do their monthly donation of $7 per month, your donation can equal the tax dollars of 54 people spent on public broadcasting per year.
If you want to donate to your local station, look them up by your town here to make sure your local stations get helped specifically:
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we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction
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Have you ever had a pet with a “human” name?
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Alphabet Game
I was tagged by @thelettersfromnoone ❤️
How many letters of the alphabet have you used for a fic title? One fic per line, 'A' and 'The' do not count for 'a' and 't'. Post your score of 26 at the end along with your total fic count.
Around the Shadows Creep
Beware the Jabberwock
Clippers
Drift, Adrift
Easy As Life
From Every Depth of Good and Ill
Good Samaritan
Hoofbeats, heartbeats
In with the Old, Out with the New
Jailbird
Kid Was Fussy, Okay?
Lady with the Lamp
Manner of Things
No Name
Of All Words of Tongue and Pen
Phantom Limb
Q
Red Is the Rose
Simon Says
Tightrope
Unsnappening
Vide
We’re All Mad Here
X
You Spoke a Word and Life Began
Z
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My score: 23/26
Total fic count: 106
tagging whoever wants to do it
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