#but tbh i think it fits sakuatsu a tiny bit better idk

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

HEY OKAY SO. what about a Sakuatsu fic in which. in which Atsumu somehow ends up going on dates with dudes that never work out but its always bc of the funniest reasons. like one of them didn't have a phone and refused to get one. the other only ate plain rice. the other had a thing with blondes. the other asked him to spike a ball directly to his face. and Sakusa's just sitting there next to him throughout the whole thing. silently and discreetly adjusting his life to make it abundantly clear that those things Would Not happen with him

(e.g he makes sure to have his phone with sound on at all times, mentions he's suddenly interested in trying out many new dishes, starts talking about his exes and all their different haircolors, etc)