do you guys appreciate that my avi and header and pinned are all handing you items
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Poetry Corner
Somehow, Whimper must be
of two minds: One,
the desire to enter canine detective work
in the vein of his hero,
the great bloohound detective.
Woofer.
And two,
the romantically-inclined such,
somehow unable to take his mind
off canine carnal desire
when the moment demands it.
But how do you tell a Bassett hound like Whimper
how to distinguish a she-dog on heat
from blood and other bodily secretions
left by fleeing criminals
(including body hair, sweat, urine,
feces, semen and spit)
he's otherwise expected to persue
when he's learning (or trying to)
from mentoring with an "old hand" at the game?
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Inu-Mothership Fleet Week Preview:
Day 6: Sat., May 27
Port:
Smut
Starboard:
Whump
Pick your favorite character to spice up or smack down. This is a day for unbridled feelings.
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I’m actually LOVING how Rick Riordan, and the other writers of the show, took his initial concept of a Percabeth rivalry fueled by that of their parents and kind of turned it on its head?
Now, instead of Annabeth being wary of Percy because he’s a son of Poseidon, he’s wary of her because she made a callous impression on him. They get off to a rocky start even before finding out who Percy’s father is, and when they finally do, Annabeth doesn’t care. Instead of them fighting because of who their parents are, they’re fighting over their own opposed worldviews.
Then, instead of them arguing over which of the gods is cooler and who was right in the story of Medusa, they realize that, just like Medusa, Annabeth is a victim of her mother and that, unlike Medusa, she is a far kinder and stronger person, unwilling to repeat the cycle of hurt. They realize that, like his father, Percy often acts without considering potential consequences and that, unlike his father, he is a far kinder and stronger person, willing to step up for someone he wronged and whom he cares about.
Instead of Percy and Annabeth’s rivalry being focused on that of their parents, it’s focused on who they are, themselves. But the path to friendship is still the same: a realization that they have each other’s backs, no matter what, because they’re not their parents after all.
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How To Redeem a Shen Jiu
A Guide By A Prolific Fanfic Reader
Option 1: Give him a transmigrator brother
Shen Jiu: Now that I've found my long lost brother I no longer need to abuse my students
Shen Yuan: You need better coping habits
Option 2: Give him a transmigrator disciple
Shen Jiu: I've never cared for a male disciple and I'm not going to start now
Disciple Shen Yuan: That's what you think old man, be prepared to get morals!
Option 3: Give him a transmigrator son
Shen Jiu: This weirdly intelligent baby has helped me see the error of my ways
Baby Shen Yuan: I'm too young to be doing this shit
Option 4: Have him be a transmigrator's son
Baby Shen Jiu: If I had better hand-eye coordination I would strangle you in your sleep
Shen Yuan: System, is it wrong to shake a baby?
Option 5: Have him take over Shen Yuan's dead body
Shen Jiu: So I get a loving family that's also rich without facing the consequences of my actions?
Ghost Shen Yuan: Hell naw, your walking my ass straight into therapy
Option 6: Have Yue Qingyuan confess
Yue Qingyuan: I came back for you
Shen Jiu, about to get his limbs torn off by Bing-ge: It would've been nice to be told this YEARS AGO!
Option 7: Have him get together with Liu Qingge
Liu Qingge: Let's have hate sex so you don't abuse your students
Shen Jiu: We definitely won't develop feelings because of this
Option 8: Kill him off and have Shen Yuan fix his problems
Shen Jiu: This is my favorite option
Shen Yuan: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!!
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Greetings Mr waistcoat
So I run these ghost story periods at the summer camp I work at. Last time I read Do Not Open (with a few tweaks because kids) and the cabin was not impressed (no taste ig). What statement would you reccomend for 10-13 year olds for ghost stories?
I dunno, mate, honestly. I wrote Archives for depressed, burned out millenials like me and the fact that it took off in a bunch of high schools will forever be slightly baffling to me. I try to write good, interesting Horror and I like to think I broadly succeed, but as far as figuring out whats gonna be a hit with The Demographics, your guess is as good as mine!
I would say you don't need to tone em down, though. Kids are absolute sickos, in my experience, and can't get enough of the gruesome shit.
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Inu-Mothership Fleet Week Preview:
Day 5: Friday, May 26, 2023
Port:
Hurt/Comfort
Starboard:
Betrayal
Today is a day for pain. Will it be healed? That’s up to you.
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