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pinolitas · 1 month
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do you guys appreciate that my avi and header and pinned are all handing you items
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Poetry Corner
Somehow, Whimper must be of two minds: One, the desire to enter canine detective work in the vein of his hero, the great bloohound detective. Woofer.
And two, the romantically-inclined such, somehow unable to take his mind off canine carnal desire when the moment demands it.
But how do you tell a Bassett hound like Whimper how to distinguish a she-dog on heat from blood and other bodily secretions left by fleeing criminals (including body hair, sweat, urine, feces, semen and spit) he's otherwise expected to persue when he's learning (or trying to) from mentoring with an "old hand" at the game?
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inu-mothership · 1 year
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Inu-Mothership Fleet Week Preview: Day 6: Sat., May 27
Port: Smut
Starboard: Whump
Pick your favorite character to spice up or smack down. This is a day for unbridled feelings.
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paintedcrows · 17 days
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night)
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jakeperalta · 7 months
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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)
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christadeguchi · 10 months
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tou-san said “boy, you’d better werk”. anyway, please watch kinou nani tabeta
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counting-stars-gayly · 9 months
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I’m actually LOVING how Rick Riordan, and the other writers of the show, took his initial concept of a Percabeth rivalry fueled by that of their parents and kind of turned it on its head?
Now, instead of Annabeth being wary of Percy because he’s a son of Poseidon, he’s wary of her because she made a callous impression on him. They get off to a rocky start even before finding out who Percy’s father is, and when they finally do, Annabeth doesn’t care. Instead of them fighting because of who their parents are, they’re fighting over their own opposed worldviews.
Then, instead of them arguing over which of the gods is cooler and who was right in the story of Medusa, they realize that, just like Medusa, Annabeth is a victim of her mother and that, unlike Medusa, she is a far kinder and stronger person, unwilling to repeat the cycle of hurt. They realize that, like his father, Percy often acts without considering potential consequences and that, unlike his father, he is a far kinder and stronger person, willing to step up for someone he wronged and whom he cares about.
Instead of Percy and Annabeth’s rivalry being focused on that of their parents, it’s focused on who they are, themselves. But the path to friendship is still the same: a realization that they have each other’s backs, no matter what, because they’re not their parents after all.
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bigfatbreak · 5 months
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Birds of a Feather previous / next
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#my art#feralnette au#birds of a feather#long tags#sorry I went apeshit in the tags#LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW#I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO#its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical#and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread#as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational#in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away#and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do#shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again#legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it#but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings#alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird#she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her#knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself#between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot#and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo#essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that#busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way#to show her she's self sabotaging#cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD
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disgracefulthings · 4 months
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How To Redeem a Shen Jiu
A Guide By A Prolific Fanfic Reader
Option 1: Give him a transmigrator brother
Shen Jiu: Now that I've found my long lost brother I no longer need to abuse my students
Shen Yuan: You need better coping habits
Option 2: Give him a transmigrator disciple
Shen Jiu: I've never cared for a male disciple and I'm not going to start now
Disciple Shen Yuan: That's what you think old man, be prepared to get morals!
Option 3: Give him a transmigrator son
Shen Jiu: This weirdly intelligent baby has helped me see the error of my ways
Baby Shen Yuan: I'm too young to be doing this shit
Option 4: Have him be a transmigrator's son
Baby Shen Jiu: If I had better hand-eye coordination I would strangle you in your sleep
Shen Yuan: System, is it wrong to shake a baby?
Option 5: Have him take over Shen Yuan's dead body
Shen Jiu: So I get a loving family that's also rich without facing the consequences of my actions?
Ghost Shen Yuan: Hell naw, your walking my ass straight into therapy
Option 6: Have Yue Qingyuan confess
Yue Qingyuan: I came back for you
Shen Jiu, about to get his limbs torn off by Bing-ge: It would've been nice to be told this YEARS AGO!
Option 7: Have him get together with Liu Qingge
Liu Qingge: Let's have hate sex so you don't abuse your students
Shen Jiu: We definitely won't develop feelings because of this
Option 8: Kill him off and have Shen Yuan fix his problems
Shen Jiu: This is my favorite option
Shen Yuan: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!!
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months
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Kiss Kiss Fallen Tree!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Sorry to everyone who was looking forwards to this comic only to find out I put WWX in the ugliest outfit.#Continuity came first. Plus let's be honest; he did *not* show up in anything fancy. Or in all black as seen in most fanart.#We are at the middle of WWX depression arc. His self-care was 100% because Jin Yanli would be sad if he didn't try to look nice.#Okay okay. Fine I've delayed talking about the kiss long enough.#It is absolutely a core LWJ scene over a WWX scene. Which is made even more fascinating because we don't get his POV.#But we get so many insights! His loss of control and his firmness all contrasted against how he trembles.#And all of that wrapped up in a wonderful self-loathing bow! You go Lan Zhan! You hated yourself so much for this!#WWX is a hilarious narrator for this because he is truly just...baffled by what's going on.#He would push the person away but he doesn't want to hurt their feelings or pride (putting other people first again are we?)#I do understand why this one is divisive for people though. I choose to look at it through a character/humourous lens.#I've seen people defend and admonish this scene as a particularly shitty thing LWJ did and let's be very clear here: It was.#That's why I like it. LWJ did a shitty thing and struggles with it. It's part of what makes him so robust as a character.#It's also fine if you enjoy this scene for it's eroticism. You're not a bad person for that. You are just A Person.#People will have their own experiences with this topic. Be kind to each other alright?
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jonnywaistcoat · 3 months
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Greetings Mr waistcoat
So I run these ghost story periods at the summer camp I work at. Last time I read Do Not Open (with a few tweaks because kids) and the cabin was not impressed (no taste ig). What statement would you reccomend for 10-13 year olds for ghost stories?
I dunno, mate, honestly. I wrote Archives for depressed, burned out millenials like me and the fact that it took off in a bunch of high schools will forever be slightly baffling to me. I try to write good, interesting Horror and I like to think I broadly succeed, but as far as figuring out whats gonna be a hit with The Demographics, your guess is as good as mine!
I would say you don't need to tone em down, though. Kids are absolute sickos, in my experience, and can't get enough of the gruesome shit.
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keynb · 1 year
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ST kids babysitting Steve and Eddie's baby🍼
Aka Steve's revenge lol
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boxafeller · 2 years
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I'm so, I don't even know how to describe it, at this ad.
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inu-mothership · 1 year
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Inu-Mothership Fleet Week Preview: Day 5: Friday, May 26, 2023
Port: Hurt/Comfort
Starboard: Betrayal
Today is a day for pain. Will it be healed? That’s up to you.
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choccy-milky · 6 months
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MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕
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zestyleaf · 1 month
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just played hall of knight for the first time ✌️
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