#which now im like girl to each their experience omg

[woodtoc]

Part of why i like frank s backstory is bc i kinda relate

And also when he was throwing that china i wanted to be him

[eunnieboo]

IYHM ask replies! (2/3)

🌸 @csevet asked:

hi my copy of iyhm just came in and my fiancee and i snuggled up and read the whole thing cover to cover and CRIED!!! i love when lesbians 💕💞💝💗💝💗💘💞💖💗💝

AHHHHH thank you SO much!!! OMGGGGG 🥺 live laugh lesbian..... 💞💗💖💕💖💞💕💖💗

🌸 @chrysalis-the-butterfly asked:

I read If You'll Have Me a few months ago and I loved it! Your art is so pretty and Momo and PG are such cool characters! 🥰 If you're okay with sharing, I'd be interested to hear what inspired you during the creative process? Were there any pieces of media or any other characters which influenced the formation of Momo and PG? Or did you do your own thing?

oh my gosh! thank you!! i really love character interactions and relationship dynamics, so i wanted to depict two girls who seemed like opposites - one cool and laid-back, the other soft and sweet. after a while they started to take on a life of their own, and i thought it'd be wonderful if their story could evoke the feeling of a shoujo romance!

i had a lot of things on my mind when i wrote the script... friendship, intimacy, communication... communication can be so hard! sometimes it's harder with someone you're close to because their opinion is so important to you. and what happens when you've got a character who's non-confrontational and has low self-esteem + someone who prefers actions over words, and would rather burn bridges than admit to feeling vulnerable? how would they get past that? i wanted to write their flaws as believable, and how their life experiences have shaped the way they think about themselves / the way they respond to personal conflict... but also how they learn from each other and grow ❤️ tysm for the question!!

@bisexualgoof asked:

Hi Eunnie! I just finished reading “If You’ll Have Me” and let me tell you, it was spectacular! I saw it in a local bookstore the other day and it was a no brainer to grab. The characters are so fun, the story is beautiful and heartfelt, and honestly every character is attractive… I especially fell in love with the pages of the books without words, especially 312-313, it made me cry. Such beautiful art! I related to PG’s annoyance with her long hair, I felt very seen with her comments. I’ve definitely said “I’d like to forget” so many times myself, right to my butch heart haha. Thank you for sharing this story with the world, and thank you in particularly for your acknowledgment at the end of the book, it made me feel seen. What an amazing love story, hope to see more of this adorable couple in the future!

oh my goodness!! this is so lovely and wonderful and ahhh T_T thank you so very much. it's such a dream, having these girls be out in the world with their personalities and backstories revealed at last! and i'm so happy to hear about the cast and side characters, i love designing people hehe ♥ i'll definitely keep drawing this couple, alongside more sapphic couples that are to come 😍 thank you!!

🌸 @skittles-rainbow-cat asked:

HI HI HI!!! you’ve been one of my fave artists forever and i just got done with iyhm and it’s sooooo amazing im in love with it. also i think strawberry blonde by chloe moriondo fits mono and pg very well :] i hope you’re having a good day and thank you for all your art it heals me in many ways <3333

HIIII omg!!! thank you so much! this song is so cuteeee oh my gosh this line:

Takes my hand in hers when the lights aren’t on Smaller than mine and oh god I am gone

it's so sweet ;_; thank you forever, i hope you're having a wonderful day!! <3 <3 <3

🌸 @lord-of-the-froggies asked:

Howdy Eunnie! I know you're probably swamped with work right now, but I just wanna let you know that I got my copy of your book today!! I'm gonna start reading it right away, it looks and feels amazing. From a fellow Washington artist to another--congratulations on such a huge achievement!

yay hello fellow washingtonian! and fellow artist!! thank you so much for your kind words 🥺 and i'm so glad the book got to you safely! wishing you a happy read~

🌸 Anonymous asked:

I just found your art today and after scrolling through your stuff I went and pre-ordered your book. I'm so excited!!

omggg thank you that means so much!!! ;_; <3

🌸 @ddooyoung asked:

I got my (signed!) copy of the book, and I love it SO MUCH. It's everything I was hoping and more. I love finally getting to know them, especially Momo. Since the first time I saw them, I thought Momo was a lot like me and now I have confirmation 😆 Thank you so much for writing such a wonderful story!!! I'm excited for everything you do 💗

WAHH thank you so much!! yesss i'm so overjoyed to finally share their story after so long! i hope the signature turned out okay, i was very nervous signing books for the first time (shaky hand and everything) 😱 i think next time it would be fun to make a custom stamp and stamp a doodle next to my signature hehe. thank you again!!! 💕

🌸 Anonymous asked:

I somehow missed the news about your having created a whole damn book?? was just flipping through yu & me books's holiday gift guide and did a double take when I saw priscilla and momo!! zoomed in and sure enough, there was your name at the bottom! congrats on ihym and congrats on being featured on rec lists from shops as cool as yu & me 🎉😍

omggg thank you thank you!! 🥰 AHHH yu & me books looks so amazing! i've been to new york just once but if i ever get to go back i have to visit them... i'm always looking for indie bookstores to throw my money at 😤

🌸 Anonymous asked:

1. Will there be an “if you’ll have me” sequel? 2. Is Momo her full name or a Nick name? If it’s a Nick name what is her full name? Thank you i love your work! ❤️😊

ahh there's no sequel planned as of right now! but i'd love to make one if i get the chance... i have some ideas that i think would be fun <3 and momo gardner is her full name! i liked gardner because it made me think of flowers ☺️❤️ thank you so much!!

🌸 @upsidedown-shadow-dreamer asked:

Hello, long time fan here. If You'll Have Me was delivered an hour ago and I've already finished my first read. OMG it's AMAZING. I love the story, the beautiful art, the inner thoughts, the pacing, the page color changes for back story… Just major WOW. I hope you are so proud of this work. I'm already looking forward to reading it again. Thank you!!!

this is sooooo AHHHHH T_T i'm in tears. i can't tell you how happy and thrilled i am to hear this!!! it's so encouraging and uplifting and ahh!! i want to make more stories... and just knowing that this book will be read by the same person more than once, omg! it's truly the highest of praise. thank you from the bottom of my heart <333

🌸 Anonymous asked:

Hello!! I just remembered I could borrow graphic novels as e-books from my local library, found IYHM, devoured the entire thing in one sitting, then went through your tags so I could look at all your other IYHM art, and I was wondering if you'll make more stories about Momo and PG because I can't get enough of them! Absolutely obsessed with these two and I love seeing them so happy together 💖💖💖💖

hello!! oh i'm absolutely over the moon about this! i can definitely see myself making a follow-up book if i'm so lucky 🙏 but i'll keep on drawing more minicomics and illustrations no matter what!! thank you so much for this wonderful message 💕💕💕💕

🌸 Anonymous asked:

hi!! love love love your art!!! do you think we can expect to see another graphic novel about momo and priscilla in the future?

🌸 Anonymous asked:

I’ve read IYHM so many times already and I absolutely loved it!!!! Are you planning on writing another book with Momo and PG? Is is there a way we can buy more of your stories?

thank you both so much!!!! <3 a sequel is actually one of the ideas i pitched for my second book! my editor cautioned against it in case IYHM didn't perform well, so i ended up going in a different direction - but my fingers are crossed for future opportunities 😤 realistically, it will probably depend on sales... but for the record, i'd want to do one regardless of the numbers...

i have one more book coming out, which i'm working on right now! the timeline is a bit up in the air atm but i'll try to keep everyone posted. making a book is so slow but i'm so grateful to you all for waiting 🥺💛

🌸 @randomqueernoun asked:

Do you make webcomics for other apps/websites? If yes where can I find them and what do I search in them to find your comics?

ahh not at the moment! but thank you SO much for the interest! one of my biggest goals right now is to set up a website where i have all my work in one place, and that would definitely be the place where i post future webcomics 👀

also, just as an aside... i want to make webcomics so bad. i think after my next book, i might take a break from traditional publishing to do that. sometimes i can't believe i'm drawing hundreds of pages i can't post... i'm like, how are people supposed to read this if i can't show them? how will they know?! ahh it kills me... but yes... someday!!!

part 3 to come~

[snoopyearss]

Hi ♡

I read some of your works and they were amazing! I just wanted to ask... Can I make a request? If yes, I had one thought in mind...

How would Nanami Kento react on his s/o who never experienced an orgasm while having sex? Always left unsatisfied with other men. Would he be such a gentleman and help her to experience the best bed experience of her life? ♡

Nanami making you come for the first time

Omg omg omgggg yes yes!! I love this idea

It started with the both of you feeling on each other subtly (if you can call it that), which led to him carrying you to his bedroom. He lies you on your back and starts kissing down from your jaw to your collarbone, whispering dirty things in your ear. “I’ve been craving you,” he would moan in your ear.

You and him have been dating for quite a while now, enough time for you two to start getting comfortable with sex. Usually when it came to dating men, they were a disappointment in that field. The number of orgasms you had to fake is absolutely ridiculous. But you got so good at it that they didn’t notice. You figured it was just going to be one of those times. No big deal, you’d just pull out the rose toy after he falls asleep, you thought to yourself.

“You look so beautiful baby, I can’t wait to see what you look like when you come all over my cock.” He purred as he took off your top and skirt you were wearing. You chuckled at his comment, completely forgetting that he was right in front of you.

He stopped what he was doing to drown at you, “What was that?” Your eyes shut out of sheer embarrassment. “Did you just laugh?” You didn’t respond.

“Y/n.” He sternly said. It made the hairs on your body stand up and a wave of arousal ran through you. Slowly, you opened you eyes and was faced to face with a shirtless, muscular man.

“I-I..”

“What? Do you think I’m incapable of making you come?”

“N-no, I just..no one’s ever really made me..” You don’t know what came over you, but when it came to Nanami speaking so sternly, it turned you on. “No one’s ever made you come?” He sat down next to you after you shook your head no.

“Darling, I feel like this is something you should’ve told me.” He lightly scolded. “I know, ‘M sorry. It’s just embarrassing.” You mumbled. “That could never be embarrassing. That just means they weren’t catering to your needs.” You remained silent. He got up and got on his knees before you, spreading your legs a bit.

“What-“

“I’m going to show you what you were missing.”

Nanami spreads your legs and softly blows on your clit causing you to twitch. You clenched the sheets in anticipation.

“Let me know if you feel uncomfortable, and I’ll stop. Okay?” He reassured and you nodded in response.

He began to massage your folds, getting you more malleable to play with. It made you relax under his touch which is exactly what he wanted. He used his hand to massage you while he brought his lips to your clit and lightly sucked on it.

“Oh fuck..” you breathed out.

Nanami continued his same movements, then replacing his hand with his mouth all together. The way your breath hitched in your chest and the way you were fidgeting around, you knew something about this was different.

“O-oh my- Kento..fuckk,” you moaned now running your hands through his blonde hair. “Oh my god it feels s-so good.”

“Yeah, it feels good baby? You want me to add another finger?”

“Yes yes yes yes please,” you chanted. He inserted another finger, curling it inside and hitting that spot that it takes you minutes at a time to hit. You moaned louder this time, legs shaking on either side of his face.

Nanami looks up and watches your face contorts in pleasure as you get close to your orgasm. “Kento…im- im-”

“Let go for me pretty girl, make a mess all over my fingers. Let me taste you..there you go..that’s my girl.” He talks you through the whole wave, using his other arm to hold you down to prevent you from jolting around. The moans flowed out of your mouth like a stream of water. He continued to pump his fingers in you until you came down.

“Holy shit,” you breathed out covering your eyes.

“How was that?” He kissed up and down your thighs. You could only nod.

“Think I can make you come around my cock now?”

[daddyhausen]

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「 MASTERLISTS 」 | 「 KINKTOBER 2023 」

「 COMMISION INFO 」 | 「 LIKE MY WORK? BUY ME A COFFEE — KOFI — DXDDYHXUSEN 」

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「 SUMMARY 」 — you never expected your roommate to finally catch you in the act

「 WARNINGS 」 — smut, 18+ [ minors do not interact ] voyeurism, exhibitionism, use of sex toys, female masturbation, squirting, fingering, friends to lovers/ friends with benefits, vaginal sex, penetrative sex rough/soft sex, multiple orgasms, dirty talk

「 WORD COUNT 」 — 1.5k

「 PAIRING 」 — fem!reader x la knight

「 GENRE 」 — smut

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you could not contain yourself.

it was unbearable, thoughts of him flooding your memory as your hand became present between your thighs, gently coaxing and teasing yourself through your panties.

it had plagued you for weeks now.

you could not stand to be around him for fear you'd act on your impulses, something which you'd dearly regret

you let your hand slip beneath the fabric, your clit sensitive to the touch of your cool fingertips

your body jolted at the sensation slowly tracing circles into the bundle of nerves

"fuck..." you mutter softly, fingertips dipping between your folds, spreading your glossy wetness across your skin

the door to your room left slightly ajar purposefully.

i mean it would not be a bad thing if he were to catch you

after all you've caught him masturbating plenty of times, so seeing each other in such a state of nakedness had become normal at this point

in a way, you kinda hoped he would catch you, finally allow this torment of you to be put to rest.

your whimpers rumbling low in your throat, bleeding out through the crack in the door in the hopes he'd hear you

as your fingers dipped deeper into your sex, you could not help but let your mind wander

imagining his cock stuffed deep inside of you, your cunt gripping his length tightly

you let your free hand fall to your breast groping the pillowy flesh

feeling your nipple peak and harden against your palm through the fabric of your... well his oversized t-shirt

the fabric still held his scent, like cedarwood with slight traces of mint hidden underneath

inhaling deeply as you took in the scent of him, overcome by arousal

your skin flushed with heat, body warmed by pleasure, with a need to be completely bare in order to enjoy the full experience

as much as you did not want to part with his shirt, his scent still faintly lingering in your nostrils, you pried the fabric from your flesh

you skin slightly sticky with perspiration

your body now exposed, nipples peaking as soft breaths of air fanned across them from your lips as you gazed down at you fingers slowly starting to pump your tight pussy

knowing that your fingers won’t be enough to satisfy your needs tonight, you reached into your bedside draw, fingers still filling your cunt

prying your favourite dildo from its confines

it was a peachy flesh tone, about six or so inches in length, roughly four in girth

come to think of it, it was very reminiscent of his cock

you pried your fingers from your warmth, sticky ropes of sweetness clung to your fingers, making the digits shimmered under moonlight so beautifully

bringing your fingers to your mouth, tasting yourself, wondering if he would like the way you tasted

slowly, you replaced your fingers with the toy, allowing your tiny cunt to stretch around its length as you pushed it further into you

“oh please... please fuck me” you moaned loud enough for him to hear

you let the visions take over, him hovering over you, his fat cock absolutely destroying your insides, his hot cum leaking out of you once he's finished

your eyes squeezed shut, trying to recreate that thought, slamming the dildo in and out of your void

"oh fuck yes!" you cried out through a breathless moan, completely unaware of exactly how loud you had become

you were on the edge, on the cusp of release when his voice fluttered through your ears

"so this is what you do when i'm not home?” he questions with a sly smirk, standing in your doorway

his body leaned against the door frame, a visible erection in his imprinted in the towel loosely wrapped around his waist, his hair still damp from the shower, beads of water trickling

down his perfectly sculpted figure, shimmering like pearls in the sunlight

you had not even noticed his return

let alone heard the shower running in the bathroom next door with haste, you tried to cover yourself to save the embarrassment

“oh come on toots, its nothing, i haven't seen before”

he made his way to the foot of your bed, palms placed firmly into the mattress, leaning over slightly

“and put that thing away” he mentioned to the dildo still nestled between your tight, dripping folds

“you and i both know my cock can fuck you better”

he reaches between your thighs, prying the toy from your void

the silicone drenched in your wetness, he had to resist from letting a droplet of your sweetness to fall onto his tongue

he shuddered in delight, letting the droplet roll down his throat as he swallowed

you whimpered feeling empty as your cunt pulsed and throbbed around nothingness

the discomforting emptiness was soon replaced by two of his large fingers slowly curling and gathering your juices

“don't fight it, sugar” he noticed the way your cunt tightly gripped his fingers, in awe of how wet you were

“thats it, good girl...” he hummed through soft praises, beginning to pump and curl his fingers with a more succinct rhythm

“this is a dream come true for you, huh? being slutted out by your own damn roommate?” he began, pausing mid-sentence to gage your reaction

“wonder how many times you've fucked that pretty cunt to me?” it was a question and not a hypothetical one answer me, sugar

you tried to regain your composure, an absence of words, breath getting caught in your throat as you tried to answer

your orgasm spilling over without warning

he marvelled at the way you drenched your bedsheets, along with his fingers

“i'll take that as a lot” he smirked, licking his lips before bringing his soaked fingers up to them

hesitating for a moment after giving the tips of the digits a small kitten lick

he eyed you quickly then back to his fingers, bringing them from his lips to your own

allowing you to sample your own sweetness like you had done many times before

yet it felt different with him, far more erotic than you initially anticipated

you couldn't help but squirm at the arousal bubbling in your belly once more

his tip drew shapes against your pulsing clit, your folds silky and glistening with wetness

“just so you know, i'm not gonna go easy on you” he remarked, the faintest whisper of a smirk crossing your lips

“i wouldn't have it any other way” you beamed with a soft breathless response, feeling the tip of his cock tease you entrance

he slipped in with relative ease, only minor resistance on your part on account of his size

completely adoring the way you had to squirm and writhe to fit all of him in

he gave a quick thrust for good measure, bottoming out as the axis of your hips collided together

“oh fuck-” you groaned with a gasp, cunt tightening around his cock from the sudden force

he couldn't help but let pride spread through him at your reaction

“shit doll, my dick that good huh?” he leaned over you groping your breasts

haven't even started and your already acting cock drunk he began kneading the cloud-like flesh, your nipples stiffened and peaked against his large palms

“please…” you gasped “please just fuck me”

he smiled down softly at you, leaving down to plant wet kiss to the supple mound of each of your breasts, and one between the valley

“anything for you, sugar”

he snapped his hips again, this time more vicious than the last

his hands retreated from your breasts, down to your hips, legs instantly wrapping around his waist

your hips angled up slightly, that combined with the short, rapid movements of his own, created the most breathtaking pressure

“yes! oh my god!, harder fuck me harder, please”

your pleasured screams filled the room and sounded like the sweetest of melodies to him

he remained silent, obliging with your request as he fucked you, deeper, harder, faster

“oh fuck yes!” your back arched, cunt stretching around his size with a familiar pulse

“god baby, keep squeezing me like that- fuck- i wont last”

his breathless pants heavy in his chest, a thin layer of sweat leaving his skin glistening

“oh god, fuckfuckfuck- im gonna cum!” your screams were heaven to him, watching your hand fall to your clit

rubbing the swollen nub vigerously to send yourself over the edge, squirting around his cock

with each thrust be gave, your wetness would expel from your void in waves, ruining your sheets

“oh shit” he groaned his cock twitching with release, his orgasm exploding in your warmth, seed pumped deep inside your womb

he pulled out, rolling over, staring absentmindedly up at the ceiling for a few seconds

you felt his cum leaking from between your thighs, quickly pushing the warm viscous liquid back into your cunt, not wanting to waste a single drop

“holy shit..." he exhaled followed by a small chuckle in disbelief

“what's the matter?��� you questioned, rolling over onto your side beginning to stroke his softening cock

he groaned, cock still sensitive at the unexpected contact

“i think, i’m in love with you”

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[solar-halos]

i finished the umbrella academy s4. i am not amused. here are my thoughts (looong post incoming)

1. i don’t remember diego being so fucking annoying. actually that’s a lie he’s always been annoying but since he was hot i let it slide but now that he’s not treating lila right (how do u fumble a baddie THAT HARD) i think he should participate in the shut the fuck up challenge

2. “their uncle will pick them up” HUH? like obviously this timeline is different but you’re telling me lila has uncles (and parents! or someone! she was talking to some elderly couple before the party!). what does that mean for the others… were their mothers still killed in this timeline or did klaus live out his little amish dream, even if he wasn’t around to experience it? ykwim? like did they show up to this timeline and someone was like “omg where did u wander off to? i was looking all over for u!” and then it turns out it’s their sibling/uncle/whatever in that timeline and they just have to be like ah yes. i surely do know who u are

3. what they did to lila and diego was criminal!!! “she said she couldn’t get pregnant while breast feeding. but she could” dramatic ass reveal for no fucking reason. like get over yourself diego

4. ok i know they prob couldn’t get rays actor to come back but what the fuck do u mean he walked out. and how can allison afford that nice house when all she’s doing is being in commercials nobody wants. our girl has a BEAMER. also i thought they weren’t supposed to have phones or anything like that so why does allison have a vape lollll. not complaining bc that scene was funny to me but why and how

5. ughhh they were tryna set up lila and five SO BAD in the beginning. and even then they still gave off intense sibling vibes

6. ok maybe im just too american but the gun imagery was kinda not it for me. like idk i think the bit with santa claus coming out shooting at everything was supposed to be funny but idkk i think im just too sensitive bc i was like mkkk whatever not funny. also i know luther has super strength but even in s1 he still got majorly injured when that chandelier fell on him but now he’s fucking indestructible apparently?? like getting shot at and stuff?? what???

7. ok but that grandma loading her old timey gun while she turned to the siblings like O.O was funny i’ll give them that

8. speaking of guns wtf siblings are killing EVERYONE. like ik they started the apocalypse and everything but idek just the way they did it was so weird. like less detached/guilty and more like… triumphant? satisfied? idk but it had a different tone than even s3, i remember in s2 it was such an intense ordeal when allison made those two european brothers kill each other but this time they straight up mass murdered a bunch of ppl in a small town and were like B). like ok. like allsion mutilated that guy in front of her DAUGHTER and it was just chill. major tonal shift

9. “you just had to one up me” 1) you just killed a bunch of ppl diego!! 2) that is NOT the lila and diego i know. the real lila and diego would have started making out nasty style the moment lila killed that guy w her laser eyes. also wtf were the point of the laser eyes. she used them like twice and then that was it

10. with that being said all that affair stuff and recovery and addiction and relapse was getting so heavy. which ik is the point and the umbrella academy has always been heavy but like holy shit u GOTTA pick a struggle. is lila gonna groom five or is klaus gonna give claire trauma cos u can’t have both

11. speaking of claire… “would it help to remind u that we were just as shitty at her age” no u fucking weren’t. u could have breathed at ur british alien father wrong and he would have made u do drills until u puked. don’t play rn

12. why did they not trust the audience to pick up on the fact ben spiked their drinks. like we did not need a full on FLASHBACK. or like to be fully immersed in that scene, a tiny little flashback would have done

13. ok but why is this season so scary. like that train station made me paranoid

14. i will never forgive them for what they did to my girl lila. she used to serve CUNT

15. that british lady alien annoyed the fuck outta me

16. WHERE was pogo. and grace. they needed to find a way to bring them back. maybe they could have transported to a universe where the apocalypse happened and now the world was getting ruled by a planet of [gunshots]

17. why the fuck was diego acting like jennifer and ben weren’t linked in some way when all of s3 they alluded to the jennifer incident every other scene. i get it was supppsed to be so obvious even to someone who has ONLY watched s4 that jennifer and ben were linked so it was just a case of diego being stupid BUT that doesn’t work when it’s already been established that they all know jennifer played a part in ben’s death. hence calling it the Jennifer Incident

18. “they tried to address that in later scenes” they failed. they didn’t know how ben died, fine. but they knew jennifer had something to do w it. i’m tired of scenes that poke fun at diego for being stupid. he’s not stupid—he’s cocky

19. okay no but this season was SO gory. like. whatever they have guns this is a revolution but the guts? the intestines?? they wanted to be stranger things sooo bad

20. no but we need to talk about that. the monster thingie at the end was so stranger things and the guns and the military and everything it was like we were back in s3 (or whenever we met the russians)

21. LOL but that scene where diego finds out about five and lila was lowkey funny. this season was so meta in general

22. speaking of the holidays… i sure did love watching everyone sing christmas carols and walk around in the snow when it was hot asf in real time

23. i do like how many parallels there were to s1. like w viktor and reggie, it was very viktor and leonard in s1. and klaus getting kidnapped. although i was kinda tired of klaus getting abducted and his siblings not giving a fuck. i thought there was supposed to be growth there

24. okayyy but ben and jennifer were cute SORRY. “let’s get married” that would have worked on me. however being rude to me while i was at work WOULDNT have worked on me so maybe yall are right maybe we didn’t need a love interest this season

25. i did NOT expect them to actually drag out lila and five’s love story. other than the age gap (no matter how ur looking at it) you already knew it was gonna be bad as soon as they had their first kiss. i hate those multiple little open mouthed kisses that are literally just ALL lip and spit like that’s fucking gross if ur gonna stick ur tongue in my mouth u better do it by the third little :O we got going on there. and then five was giving boy. like literal boy. and lila is a literal goddess but a goddess that’s well into her 20s and the contrast was so sharp it rlly was giving mom and her caucasian child. i mean that bit about lila viewing it as survival vs five actually clinging onto it showed their different levels of maturity, but since it’s never specified if five is still a 50 year old man or just aging normally, his reaction rlly was such a teenage boy thing. “i’m gonna kill him” man shut the fuck up

26. ok no bc we need to talk about this. i think fives actor is my age—maybe even a little bit older—but i don’t see how anyone over the age of 18 is supposed to find him attractive. like idk it’s weird in the show but even creepier irl cos lila’s actor had to have known him when he was still a minor. why did anyone at the umbrella academy think we wanted this

27. anyway not to make this about myself but when i was writing the odesta longfic there were a lot of lore inconsistencies as we kept going bc i forgot some of the details and was too lazy to go back and read it sometimes, and i think that’s what happened this season. the most notable detail is when klaus covered his ears while everyone was shooting at each other. i was expecting some sort of vietnam flashback but like no. he was just there being normal about it, all things considered

28. “ex-squeeze me?” it wasn’t funny when klaus said it in s1. and it wasn’t funny here

29. alright i think that’s really all i wanted to say about the season tbh… like idk diego and lila starting a family made sense i guess and i know they were falling out of love (even tho they would never do that…) but i didn’t rlly feel any of the love w the kids. like even when lila stepped off the train at the last min and her daughter was banging at the glass it looked more like she was like “oh no :(“ and then just started poking at the glass. i don’t even think it matters that she didn’t fully know what was going on—if you’re a child and ur mom steps away in an unfamiliar situation, you’re gonna start to freak. especially w everything else that was going on

30. ok this is such a small thing to harp on but they abused the fuck outta that time skip font. like i don’t think they ever used it that much before now

31. now let’s get into the ending. this is how i would fix it:

we can keep jennifer. whatever. that thing they added at the very last second about her having a particle that causes the end of the world was… whatever. like i get it. they needed a way to explain the end of the world and that was the thing they used and even if it was very late to introduce such a (admittedly confusing) bombshell, at least it fits in with what we already know about this universe’s rules. magic and particles and marigold and whatever. jennifer is fine.

tbh when jennifer started feeling sick i was honestly thinking that they were gonna go the surprise pregnancy route even though they weren’t even fuckinf hinting at that i just have no media literacy. i wouldn’t have minded that tbh, like the monster transformation made more sense but imagine if we did a twilight ripoff for a second, except that jennifer and ben were both equally protective of the killer baby growing outside of jennifer’s womb (or in her womb… whatever. point is there’s a baby). i don’t think this is a good idea—if anything i think this is a shit idea. but something that’s always been so prominent in tua are the moral implications of what they’re doing, like with everyone wanting to kill harlan in s3 instead of letting the entire world die, and with everything that happened with viktor in s1. there was the whole “i can’t kill my brother” bit, sure, but everyone kinda didn’t rlly seem too enthusiastic about it.

actually the baby addition is actually a shit idea. i’m just keeping that part of the rant in bc we need SOME sort of moral dilemma that isn’t just viktor arguing w hargreeves and then his siblings dropping in later with opinions that don’t even seem that strong. everyone needs to have a strong opinion on SOME sort of moral issue that we wanna introduce—that, in a perfect world, we’d be building up to throughout the season—and then yeah whatever there can be an epic fight scene

i don’t watch/read a lot of time travel stuff, but from what i gathered, the timeline can never be restored once it’s fucked with. there has to be consequences, like with any story. and tua did address that—they tried restoring the timeline thousands of times—but i think they shot themselves in the foot there. time travel with a (somewhat) happy ending is possible—there just has to be something to lose, and it has to be something that isn’t nonnegotiable. claire was nonnegotiable, which is why i think they stayed in s3’s timeline for as long as they did

point is, i think they should have gone back to 2019. i mean i don’t think anyone really wanted them to die. i made a joke in s3’s rant that i would just give up, but lucky for me, i am not a fictional character in tua, so the fact they just die in the last five mins and we’re supposed to be ok w that makes the last three seasons pointless. like, actually pointless. what was the message here? why is the ending of the show painted as some sort of utopia just bc we got rid of the siblings? and why is five okay with that? i think him being on board w dying could have been an interesting route to take if they showed his relationship w his siblings consistently deteriorating (both on screen AND off screen) but they only rlly managed to do that with diego, and it was for something fucking stupid

ANYWAY. bring those fools back to 2019, but don’t make them totally happy. just give them something that makes them all just stay put, like how allison has claire (doesn’t matter which timeline. it could be from the fucked up timeline. i don’t think the cleanse would happen bc of that bc claire is only one person and not an entire fucking organization like tua or an assassination like jfk. so hell. might as well throw harlan and sissy in there for viktor. that makes lila and diego’s motivation really easy for staying put, cos then they have their kids. klaus is klaus and no offense to him but i think hes just gonna roll w the cards he’s dealt without trying to fight back, for better or for worse. then ben can have jennifer and since they love each other idk they just stick around. then five’s motivation for staying is that his family is alive and none of them want to leave and that’s good enough for him bc that’s why he time traveled in the first place

again… i don’t think what i came up with is any good. i just think it’s better than them all dying at the last fuckin second. i think this show relied on a lot of haha random xd humor at the beginning and they tried to keep that intact here but everything got so serious that i think them all dying rlly did seem like the only way out but.. it’s not. they could go back to the way things are as long as there were consequences. it would suck, and none of them would be as happy as they could be, but they know that’s as happy as they’re gonna get, so whatever. like, if we were gonna take the suicide route, we might as well gone the time loop route and gone back from the very beginning when five blinks back to 2019. i think that rly would have driven home the “this all would have happened anyway” point way better than them just being like guess ill die :) bc ughhh. no they wouldn’t. also they wouldn’t let lila leave bc she still had marigold in her but… what about her and diego’s kids?? they’re half marigold, and claire is a quarter, so… what’s up with that?

[stevie-petey]

hello m i hope you are well. i read chapter 7. nearly cried. tears of joy and also tears of being in the closet.

i'll say the lighthearted things first. high steve booping noses, asking for kisses, needing cold water. i want him, need him, and want to be him. as a certified public transportation girlie, the bus schedule concerns me greatly. wdym it comes every few hours?? fuck dude the mayor needs to stop taking bribes and start putting that money to city infrastructure cuz damn!!! bug squatting down at a movie theatre.......oooo you know people in that front row were mad as hell they weren't getting their premium ten cent experience.....

secondly, steve and bug.......coming off the high of the kiss omg.... the entire earnestness with which they feel for each other is so endearing. the part where steve tells her her beauty scares him and all she thinks i show much his beauty scared her......their twin flames for real....burning a candle together like no other...cut the cameras on me for real. genuinely taking a moment within all the chaos to appreciate how beautiful he is.....stuff of stars. also i loved when bug said this, "I think he’s as sweet as honey in July.” very southern mom thing to say and by southern mom i mean my dad. also these two lines: "To love someone is to know that they deserve your love." "Steve hadn’t known gentleness until he met you." Love working as a force that helps steve see his worth, help bug see her worth, and strive steve to be a better person is so much, so near and dear to me.....the solace they find in each other is amazing truly. also steve johnathan and nacy being so very uncomfortable at the news oooo your local core 4 group is undergoing a CRISIS BABE!

Okay now the big thing, which is the robin coming out scene..........omg. i liked how tender it felt how much it felt. robin picking at old wounds about bug and steve knowing it would hurt her.....terrible terrible time...... but seriously, and i am trying not to get too serious right now, as someone who is largely in the closet and will likely remain there for some time, this was really, really beautiful. robin coming out the moment she found people she was and comfortable enough to be vulnerable with was very veryyyy real, and the way that she felt she had to do it as soon as she was safe and that she wouldn't be punished for it </3. made me sob for her. bug holding her hand through it was very.....idk soft and tender, and i thought it was nice that bug got to share that part of herself too, liking nancy wheeler is very much an understandable activity, esp in s3 she looked so fucking good! just very sweet and nice for both of them, esp robin. she survived the having a crush on a girl with a bf canon event :D!! so proud of her!! picking at it like a wound was also delightful imagery, and it was such a good description of what it feels like sometimes, this thing you have to be investigating even when it feels like you shouldn't for various reasons but with you regardless.

such an excelleny chapter m, looking forward to ch 8 soooo much!!

drugged up stevie <333 also the bus schedule stressed ME out to write ,,, but its a small town with small ass roads that bus 100% comes every few hours and whew ,,,, horrendous

bug n steve were so cute in this chapter and im all giddy waiting to finally write them as a couple 🫶 theyre twin flames fr fr. and the line “to love someone is to know that they deserve your love” is a line i thought of a few years ago. ive waited so long to use her in my writing. i think it captures the trust within love and it really has stuck with me. i was so so so happy to finally have a place for the line in my writing <3333

lowkey bug is a southern darling to me. i picture her with a slight drawl im sorry but it FITS. her calling steve honey is my lil testimony to it ;)

im so incredibly happy the coming out scene was everything to you. as ive said in previous lil spiels about the chapter, i truly was nervous to write that scene with my inclusion of bug. ultimately the scene wasnt about her or steve, it was about robin and the pain of never being able to have what they do (she can. she will. we all will) but robin still finding the peace and strength within her friends to accept this. to still try :((( im deeply sorry that you feel as robin does right now. if you ever need anything, im always here my dear <3

AND NANCY X BUG WAS FOR U AND VAL TRULY ‼️‼️

[chicspo]

hiii again lola, i just wanted to thank you for always giving me the most helpful advice. no joke, you have been right like every single time. i did break up with my first bf of 2 years, but it wasn’t bc of you or anything, it was just bc i couldn’t see my growing as a person and didn’t want to regret not having more experiences in life. i didn’t want to miss out on opportunities and was struggling to do better for myself. i know it’s hard for him, but he was very respectful and understanding. we did leave on good terms and i’m grateful to be able to appreciate memories without dwelling on them now. i know it might’ve seemed like i moved on fast, but i missed many chances during the time we were together considering i have never been in anything before him and we were serious.

life comes so unexpectedly though. i didn’t plan on seeing anyone romantically, so it felt really naturally to just interact with people. i don’t typically fall hard easily either, but i’m so glad the new guy i met that i told you about click so well with me. it wasn’t anything romantic either, we just got along so well and slowly it shifted slightly. he’s actually cute too and doesn’t seem like a player either lmfao. update: he also has no social media presence but is by far one of the most fun person i met. he’s really smart and since he took my class already, he helped me study and was able to make it fun too. we stay up talking everyday until 6 in the morning bc we have a lot in common, especially with both of us being cinephiles. he watched all 3 movies i recommended him like the following days haha. none of us have directly made our feelings known since it’s a bit early for that, but i feel like there’s definitely something there ?? i thought that he just talked to me that long bc he has no one else to talk to but he admitted that while it’s true that no one is really up all night, he’d still rather talk to me and has to find me a likable girl if he’s staying up everyday talking to me until then. he’s also told me that he normally doesn’t even yap that much, but it’s just easy to talk to me and his favorite thing about me is my yapping. we agreed he’d help tell me which of my perfumes was the best, so i brought travel sizes and he ranked them for me before we started studying. while we were studying, i get distracted really easily but he got me to learn so much somehow and i think i passed my quiz. there were little gestures here and there that made me feel like he was interested in me during studying bc he would play with my hair, slyly trace his finger on my hand here and there, or our legs would touch against each other often, but none of us minded it. i had my leg crossed him under the table at some point, but he was okay with it too. we mess with each other all the time and i’m pretty comfortable since the beginning until now. btw i know you’d love hearing this but he’s an aquarius like both of us and he’s an ENTP.

ur both aquarius omg!!! and if hes really an entp thats also sooo good. im so happy u left all that was old behind and ur already moving forward. ur not moving too quickly ur just fine. its obvious he likes u and im sure ur aware. i think its better that ur starting off as friends and spending time together innocently and keeping things light. keep it that way and just have fun its gonna be way more meaningful

[atrwriting]

Request! 💜

something about Aemond trying to seduce reader? Could be modern or canon, headcanons or a Drabble, I just want to know how you think he’d act and how he’d try to win reader over!

love your writing and eagerly waiting for updates on your stories ❤️💛💜

omg tysm for the request!!! and tysm for saying such sweet things i adore u!!!!!!!! xo

this is a fun request im excited

this could go one of two ways honestly like there's definitely a side of him where he's mean and scary and doesn't really mean to seduce someone but then he's mad at them and screaming and he just cant help but want to kiss you and throw you up against the wall but

ok let's get inside aemond's head for a second. i know this man wouldn't shy away from using a sword, arguing about history, or deciding which battle strategy is best because there just isn't a challenge this man wouldn't face. he's seen women before at court, he's discussed his possible future marriage alliances before, and he's been flirted with, but there's never been a moment where he actually considered that he might actually want to flirt with someone

and trying to seduce someone? omg YOU KNOW that man would experience hesitation for the first time since he was a kid. it would make him super frustrated with himself, almost making him doubt even attempting to make conversation with someone he likes

but then there's you

he's felt sexual/physical attraction before, of course, but coupled with actually enjoying the person's company and the things they say? the man is down BAD

he finds it difficult to steal you away from the prying eyes of the court, but he always seems to find you at banquets or walking in the gardens

first he'd try small talk (as our prince is always good and proper)

he loves conversation with you because you always seem to enjoy the conversation and his company and that definitely does something to him

and let's be honest his family likes when you're around him too because he actually smiles and isn't as moody

and then suddenly you're not just the pretty and kind person at court that aemond enjoys spending time with

he's no longer nervous around you because now he wants you and aemond targaryen is always up for a challenge

i feel like this man's big shabang attempt at seduction would be in a very specific situation

no one can convince me that aemond targaryen is a dancer, but for you? he would steal you away for at least one dance

everyone would be absolutely astonished someone got aemond "moody" targarygen out on the dance floor because that man does not dance

this man would have one hand on the small of your back to keep you steady as he leads

and the other hand is keeping yours with his, but gentle and soft as you both look at each other and enjoy the song

he wouldn't be able to stop thinking about how beautiful your smile is and how he loves when your eyes grin with your lips

when the song ends and everyone is clapping, he would definitely whisper something flirty in your ear

"i would only dance for the most beautiful girl in the hall, my dear"

now you've got this man giving you a small, shy grin that FORCES him to look away and clap with the rest of the crowd

he knows he's big, bad, and scary but nothing stops him from being soft with you

and that's how he wins you over: but showing you a side of him that no one else sees, that being the side where he does not feel like he has to go on the defensive or into offensive mode

he feels safe with you, and when aemond targaryen is on your side, you would always feel safe with him

ty for reading hope you liked it :)

[shrimplymoray]

HEHEHE TENA im coming in with another bimbovirus scenario request <3 Eri and Cody celebrating her birthday together in the lab, she’s blowing a small cake and making a sweet wish with him!! thank uuuu <3 (happy birthday to me)

HIHI ERI!!! HOPE YOU WAKE UP TO A GREAT DAY SINCE IT IS YA BDAY!!!!

I had wild ideas for this since u asked, but I think I found the perfect one AKA the one I drew for you. By the way, why don't I share that drawing?

Birthday surprise - BimboVirus (and BEN)

It was coming the day, Cody knew it, and that made him nervous. What day? His stupid assistant's birthday. Eri was not the brightest person, by far, but she was still one of the closest person he had, though not by his choice, per say.

Cody had thought of multiple things he could do for her. Maybe actually teaching something, but that was gonna probably cause the 5th lab fire this week, and the fire extinguisher was running low already. He also could try preparing something for her, but his skills on the kitchen were not as good as one would expect. He was running low on ideas each minute that passed, until he remembered the person that was most likely able to help, much to his displeasure.

"So... You came here to ask me for help, huh? What will I get in return?" BEN asked, with his arms crossed and a grin on his face.

"Listen here I am not asking for help, I am asking for advice, fucknuts. You are one of the only person who know her good, since you track her phone. What do you think would be a good birthday gift?" Cody was red from embarrassment of just having to ask BEN of all people.

"She is a bimbo, dude. Anyone with more than two braincells can think of a pink dress to give her. Unless..." The elf boy went closer to Cody, nudging him with his elbow "you like her, dontya big guy? I can help plan a party for her if I can have a piece of cake too."

"WHAT NO I DON'T. YEAH SHE IS CUTE AND KINDA ABOVE AVERAGE STANDARDS ON APPEARANCE AND IS ENTERTAINING AND... oh shit I really like her..." Cody had to hide his face in his hands " fine you get a piece of cake, just help me with this shit."

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Eri had gone back to the manor after going out with Nina, Clockwork and Zero to a birthday shopping spree. Though none of the girls shared the same aesthetic, they managed to have fun shopping each time, which always brightened the bimbo girl. She even bought this super adorbs frilly dress that she thought would look good with the lab coat Sir Cody got her.

Talking about it, she needed to get to the lab, she IS Sir Cody's super adorbs assistant, and he probably was having to handle all that brain consuming paper work. It's her birthday, but she needed to work. And maybe Eri really just wanted to be near Cody, but who could say?

When the girl reached the Lab, though, she heard another voice inside. Was Sir Cody doing an experiment on Toby again? No, the voice was different. Sounded like... BEN?

Cody opened the door to find Eri, which lead him on a spiral of thoughts before he mustered. "Finally you're here. I've been waiting for you to show for... Work. All day. I need you to come with your eyes closed. Don't ask questions."

"Oh okay Sir Cody! Did you... Prepare a surprise for little ol' me? Oh sir Cody..." The girl continued to blabber happily with her eyes closed, while Cody carefully guided her to a spot in the lab. He hoped she wouldn't burn everything accidentally this time.

He had to motion for Ben to put stuff at the right place quietly while he guided her to a beautiful cake that Cody bought.

"Can I open my eyes now?"

"Yeah just don't-"

Eri opened her eyes and let an excited happy scream of the lab being totally decorated in pink and with the beautiful pink cake. Omg did sir Cody do all of this for her? Oh and Ben is there too, what is he doing in here?

"... Overreact." Cody sighed "Me and BEN put this little party to you. For your birthday and stuff... And, uh..."

"Oh sir Cody I loved loved it!! Everything looks amazing! Oh i could give you a kiss from how happy I am!!"

Cody almost choked with what she said, and stood his hands up "not necessary."

"Hey, where is my payment for the help, 'Sir Codyyy~'?" BEN mocked, with a shit eating grin. Oh how Cody hated him right now.

"Ugh, fine, I'll cut the cake, let me just do something real quick." Cody, as quickly as he could, gave a kiss to Eri's cheek and but his mask up to hide his blush.

Eri... She was on the clouds and felt as if she was gonna faint from how much blood run to her face. He just... She...

"Dude you are going to kill her this way..."

"Shut the fuck up and get your cake"

"Can I blow the candles first?"

"Oh, uh, sure."

Eri held a deep breath before quickly yelling "I want sir Cody to kiss my cheek again!!" And blowing the candles.

"Oops, I guess now Sir Cody will have to kiss my cheek again..."

"... You have to wish in your head for it to come true, Eri."

Happy bday Eri, love uu/p and hope we will share more BimboVirus content with each other!!!

[fictionkinfessions]

not me remembering that rudy had a full instead of a twin in his cell. im realizing that it's greater than three canons that we had this close friendship, almost more like a qpr really. i don't think it worked both ways, but when he would absorb energy from me then sometimes he'd get memories, thoughts or feelings? (and im also like. pointing at him You're A Headmate Otherwise How Do I Have All This Knowledge Of Your Personal Experience) we'd be two episodes of friends deep in the hangout and he'd start asking me about stuff from my day, like detailed questions about stuff that was upsetting me and i was avoiding talking about 😂

i also got some mems that are just downright hilarious, such as a rather vivid sequence of batman from a Super Hero Girls canon, where in the midst of fighting his rouge's gallery with bombs and incredible flips, he uh. he full stripped and started blowing kisses, and each and every one of his villains was like "😍 OMG it's Brucie Wayne!! we KNEW that wasn't the real Batman, someone just hired a stripper!"

like the cognitive dissonance. the utter denial. the acknowledgement that bruce would sell his time and appearances in bookings that may or may not resemble certain professions which may or may not be unlawful. the unparalleled memetic effect of Meeting Bruce Wayne. (the way that the penguin thought it was a literal stripper who happened to be a Bruce Wayne impersonator, despite seeing him throw bombs in full cowl moments prior)

only just now realizing that i didn't see what he stripped into because i was covering my entire face with both hands. like im sorry rudy i can't explain that also thanks for keeping all of our identities a secret LOL that's some serious Real One Behavior

lowkey wish i remembered what changed to make demasking the most tactical strategic choice, but also in that canon he was just kind of Like That

(also rudy it's okay that you snitched all of our identities to amanda waller that one time, props to the hella bargain, and she already knew almost all of that she just was waiting for something to confirm it 😂)

actually. i think ive put this on blast before but dude her job must have been so fucked. "amanda waller's briefcase underwear" doesn't do it justice, i realized. because it was six fucking pairs of underwear in different sizes, like as though she was bringing them for multiple folks. like??????? who was the XXXXXXXL pair for??? it was folded over like four times to be able to even fit into a briefcase. why was there an extra pair in the handle of the briefcase next to the pen taser?? who was the miniature pair for??? why didn't they have their own? was somebody's meta ability to induce defecation??????? why did she keep doubles of two standard sizes of underwear in her briefcase at all times??? was it for the pun??????? PLEASE I HAVE QUESTIONS 😭😭😭

- a reporter from the daily planet

#✴️💙🦸‍♂️

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[mischas]

Ok so I think about them an unhealthy amount so here's the ask I asked about a while ago.

Their sexual dynamics are kinda fascinating and in another show that would've been explored more. (I have so many questions- some of them are on a literary level and the others not so much lol)

Marissa said that they never had a problem with attraction and being emotionally unavailable made them want each other more. Their difference in experience and how it might have affected their dynamic- ex: Ryan sleeping with Theresa soon after splitting with Marissa (who had a regretful sexual experience with her ex and was waiting with Ryan) because of old habits, but she said like one line about it and that's it. (Now that I think about it, it's weird that Ryan said before their date that he's never, like, fully dated girls before aside from hooking up even though Theresa existed, I guess he wasn’t counting that because it was on and off?). We saw how Marissa's trauma of being assaulted affected their sex life but only for like one time when it's an interesting discussion too, and so could've been the Gabrielle predatory thing (when he said that he was with another girl and Marissa pointed out that she was a woman- knowing this show she probably meant it in a "omg she's so experienced im so jealous" kinda way but it's clear that her being older wasn't ok for her, at least not as ok as it was for him.

There's also all the sexual jealousy (as it's apparent from my asks, MV jealousy era was my favourite for being funny af, but there's also Ryan/Gabrielle and Luke/Marissa which were just painful) but also despite the intensity, there's a bit of assurance and comfort there ("what strippers? I don't know any strippers"/"you got a lap dance?"). They were being walked in on all the time and Marissa did say she wasn’t into PDA much (but I'm not sure if it was about Trey?) they were also "one of those couples" which means they didn’t keep their hands off each other, either. Ooh there is so much material lol- I shudder to think but HBO Ryissa would've been like 👀

You know this is something I was thinking about a few weeks ago. I'm probably not gonna answer this well but it's gonna be long. So first off, it is very insane for Marissa to say that she and Ryan were going at it during all of s3 when the narrative is relatively sexless for every couple until it's turned up wildly in 3x18 for a ratings and demographic shift (other people can speak about this better than I). I've talked about that 3x18 line before and it's so weird to shoehorn it in like they do; we're supposed to believe RM have been fucking this whole time? What? 3x14 showed us in their intimate scene that they haven't been doing this a lot since it serves as a means of reuniting them. But, hey, maybe they have and it's just weird shit between M/B that kept it from our consciousness. But like I said earlier, this season was so sexless until much later when it's turned up to 100 (and those irl dynamics were also very bad so like.... mess).

We're also supposed to believe RM didn't sleep together after 2x20 when "I think we can do better than the front seat of Sandy's car" is insanely suggestive. Not to say they did it right after getting back together but like....... idk. Them only having sex for the first time in 3x03 is narratively so far-fetched. Obv there weren't a lot of times they could in s2 since they're kept apart for plot reasons and then as soon as they reunite the Trey stuff happens.

BUT

Their comfortability in mid-s1 when they're dating is so easy. It's very hard to believe these teens weren't sleeping together. Ryan is largely unsupervised and pretty much has his own apartment! And they're both not virgins as we know. It's only when Marissa says in 1x19 that they haven't that we all have to be like oh??? And it's a teen soap so these things are usually documented for the audience, but still it's like please. Especially after 1x14.

All that said, lol, the way I see RM approaching intimacy is that from a young age neither of the two really associate sex with love. We know Ryan's experienced by 16 (though I personally think he exaggerates how many girls he's been with). There's at least Theresa who clearly did not exist in the narrative until 1x11. There's no way she and her mom wouldn't be in Ryan's mind when he's been abandoned in 1x01 and calling all his friends for a place to stay. So!!

For whatever (plot) reason, RM don't sleep together until 3x03. But Marissa rushes into sex with Luke in 1x06 for all the reasons I mentioned here. And she's incredibly hurt in 1x26/1x27 to learn that Ryan rushed into sex with Theresa right after their breakup. She spends the summer between s1 and s2 thinking about that and probably assuming they have sex then too (she looks surprised to hear in 2x02 that it "wasn't like that at all"). And then she starts having casual sex with DJ that summer. The DJ storyline is so so bad from its inception but we're at least led to believe she's sexually active. They tried to make DJ a viable romantic option but it was so bad from the start that at least it finally ends.

Marissa doesn't even get to associate sex with real, heartfelt romantic feelings until Alex and that's then pulled out like a rug from under her before they pivot her back to Ryan when Lindsay leaves. So she still doesn't associate sex with love. THEN she's assaulted and goes through all that fun trauma. R/L have a few scenes that imply they may be sleeping together but I think if they did we'd have seen it or at least heard about it.

Which brings us to 3x03 and RM both being in a place where sex and love can be working together. I think Ryan has love for Theresa but let's be honest that boy will never be ~in~ love with her and that's a major missing part of their relationship. 3x03 gives us the heightened Hawaii plot and that positions RM to realize this is the time because she's leaving and you know It's About The YearningTM. I don't think the scene itself is great because of the choreography and the stupid editing but what leads up to it "Are you sure? It'll make it that much harder for you to leave" is just SOOOOOOO

If we understand that RM have been having a bunch of loveless, emotionally unavailable sex in s3 I don't think it's much of a stretch to imagine them jumping into bed with the people they then jump into bed with in late s3. And in many ways it's like as soon as they were able to marry sex and love in 3x03, they reverted back to these people who saw it as something else. That speaks to how s3 was so fucking bad.

A few things:

Yeah I think the PDA line in 2x22 carried over to 2x23 is only really about Trey and her bruise that she's concerned with; their PDA in front of their friends in 1x15 meant nothing to them. I can't imagine they cared more about schoolmates seeing them than they did their friends (and Marissa's ex)

I think M is so hurt about Gabrielle in 1x06 and 1x07 for all those reasons. That she's older "Actually, I think she was a woman" and that Ryan could hook up with someone random the same day he's all but asked her to make a romantic choice "the last time I saw you, you kind of had your hands full"

The way that Marissa has quiet confidence in Ryan with other women is very sweet in 1x26 "what about strippers?", 2x21 "South Beach for a little spring break action?" and 3x09 "you got a lap dance?" it's actually very interesting to contrast that with Seth who kisses women in BOTH Vegas and Miami when he's still in a quasi-relationship with Summer at the time

I know for a fact I didn't answer this very eloquently (if I answered it at all) but it's a really interesting subject!

Also, considering I head canon RM being FWB in college I think it'd take a while for them to acknowledge how in love they've always been with one another. Because of their shared traumas, lingering resentments, trust issues, etc. *cue 'tis the damn season*

[sshireens]

9 people you want to get to know better tag 🫶

tysm for the tag @selfproclaimedunicorn!! some mutuals i’d love to talk to more: @benjicotblckwood @dipperscavern @emilykaldwen @murmel-malt @godswood-girl (not exactly nine but oh whale 🐋 !)

three ships: visdaemon, sansaery, anything involving aegon 2 i cannot deny… i love toxicity! but sansaery i wholly believe in like i will die on that hill they’re for each other. will it ever happen? no. is it real to me? Yes!

first ship: i don’t even know… omg it might be stucky… those two had me in a chokehold for YEARSS i think it may have rerouted my brian actually. i can go anywhere and do anything and relate it back to them. which is funny because im not a marvel fan

last song: michelle pfieffer, ethel cain! would love it to be something niche and mysterious but ive honestly just had the inbred album on repeat these last few days

last movie: emma (2020)! i always heard people talk about it as some fun girlish whimsical fun-time experience (i have the book too, but haven’t read it) and oh my god..? it was heartbreaking..? who lied

currently reading: lolita, vladimir nabokov! this is actually my second time reading it :)

currently watching: dunmesh & the crown. my coworker is trying to get me to watch the umbrella academy so that might be next on the agenda… as well as the bear and interview with the vampire! now that i have to wait another 2 years to see rhaenicent again (would have been in the 3 ships category but i think you’re able to tell by looking at my blog) i have to explore new territory

currently eating: ice cream 😋 nutritious breakfast! i would love to be at waffle house right now tho… mmm waffle house 😍

currently craving: cookies omg…. and pad thai. and waffle house, apparently. i really do love food i’m like constantly hungry. maybe i should go eat

[lovebvni]

What is your soulmate like, if it’s not rude to ask? What do you like about them?-Milo

oh my god i love this question!!

first lemme say this, you can have multiple soulmates. the one i’m taking about is the one i was romantically involved with in at least 17 past lives. soulmates can be platonic or romantic. obviously, the one i’m talking about today i am romantic involved with. our last life together didn’t end well btw but we’re both better now n like “yo… bro i wanna kiss you yk?”

anyways let’s start this shit

ok so our dynamic is like black cat (him) and orange cat (me) it’s very sweet honestly. i’m the hyper, crazy, bouncing off the walls one — the fire. he’s the calm, the air what keeps me in check. he is very cold on the outside. he like doesn’t hang out with people much? like a hot loner. nile said he’s a “kuudere with a gullible side” which idk girl i can’t describe ppl with words.

im realizing how hard it is to explain our dynamic because it’s so rooted in soul experiences that i don’t know much about right now. i just feel connected and to him on a spiritual level, and i know he feels the same (readings, pick a piles, channelings). it’s so hard to describe us with words, but we are REALLY clingy to each other. like 💀 it’s crazy, like we’re obsessed with each other. there is some co-depending we have to work on but like he’s hot so that’s gonna b hard ☹️☹️ (LMAO I THINK IM SO FUNNY)

physically, he’s like… muscular.. like.. omg i can’t even describe with words!! split hair, he’s like 5”9/5”10 so not much taller than me. god it’s… i.. UGH

okay i need to stop n get this out ive been working on it for days. this is all i can rlly say. sorry for kinda a vague description but its so SO hard to describe someone you’re like literally in love with!

love u milo! thank u for this question <3

[rollercoasterwords]

hiii, substack guy here just wanted to say that i absolutely love rob horning and little dog, my beloveds. zombies are also my favorite monster!! so ill definitely check and then i woke up, and am so accepting more zombie recs if you have any to give (btw i love your zombie apocalypse AU). Hmm what else. i fangirled so much over one of your girls (esp the music video) as someone who's been following troyes career since blue neighbourhood. Oh, and the haunted ~experience~ seems so fucking cool. we dont really do halloween where im from so the most im doing is some movie marathons and parties, which are super cool but seeing the pic you took got me yearning for some more elaborate celebrations. hope you're doing well!!

hi substack guy <3 another rob horning fan omg!! his essay "social media is not self-expression" is a fave of mine (although the title is maybe overstating his point a bit lol) so i was soooo excited when i found his substack. & yeah on earth we're briefly gorgeous kinda wrecked me ngl...i understand why everyone was raving abt it now...

+ a fellow zombie fan omg fun <3 unfortunately i do not have many zombie book recs bc. well most of them r bad i will not lie...unless we're talking nonfiction in that case i really like zombies and sexuality: essays on desire and the living dead. fiction-wise and then i woke up is probably one of my fave "zombie" stories i've read; i'd recommend severance by ling ma as well although it's not really a zombie story in the classic sense...i still kind of think of it as adjacent 2 the genre. if ur looking 4 movie or show recs tho...hmu happy 2 share my faves...

i have not actually watched the music video for 'one of your girls' yet lol but i'm loving the song!! + yeah i grew up watching troye sivan on youtube + went 2 see him live during the blue neighbourhood tour so it's really cool 2 see how his trajectory as an artist has progressed <3

haunted experience WAS so fun omg it was super elaborate...it was like on this big outdoor park/complex/event space + divided into 4 different sections where u essentially followed these hiking trails through the woods, but each section had a different theme w all these scary sets + props + lights etc. & scare actors in full costume + makeup jumping out + shouting + trying 2 scare u...i've been 2 similarly elaborate haunted houses before but never an outdoor one where ur on hiking trails (outdoor-wise i've only ever been 2 haunted corn mazes...which i will be doing at the end of the month <3). hope ur doing well as well + enjoying ur own halloween celebrations movie marathons + parties sound v fun <3

[labratgirlz]

hi girl*ypop. hes my full will wood review again for the bit have fun.

okay so The Plan Is:

listen to each song you recommended, then listen to the albums you recommended + live shows, then listen to the full discography. im starting this at 10pm writing in my notes app. you made this happen to yourself. get ready for a whirlwind

ok so starting with red moon: genuinely epic vibes. love this one actually added to my liked playlist 💪

thermodynamic lawyer: this sounds so fucking familiar but i cant figure out where. also added to my liked playlist loved it. love me some catharsis screaming tbh

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aplaces angel: like everyone else i was obsessed w the normal album over covid so. i did already know this one but i have not heard it in a Long time. epic and awesome as epic

oh love 6up 5oh. not my normal taste rhats for sure but its a lot of fun. if i ever make a playlist for when im walking home it will be on it. OH WAIT YEAH I LIKE THIS theres too muchwill wood on my liked playlist ufkc u

aikido took me like ten minutes to type in help. sleep meds are kicking in. its ok! not my regular vibe and i Cant stand clapping but it slaps.

front street scratches an itch in my brain that i Did Not know was there. cant tell if the weird knocking noises were part of it or my hallucinations but it 100% added to the experience. i liked the first half betterthough

a little bit mine: is cool.i like the drums. it has a good rylhytme also sorry ill get less and less coherent as it goes on also the piano is very fun. big fan

and if i did you deserved it: ok tbh just string instrumwnt is Not my favourite however his voice... eyes. Whatever maube there's a reason ur gay for this guy. nice voice or whatever. stfu also i loved it. btw. or whatever. i listened go the live vers and i love it wish more live versions were on spotogy.

euthanasia (live): fucks so far. as mentioned i dont love solely stringed stuff but i like it. once again... the live versions really bring out his voice in the softer songs.

becoming the lastnames: does it could if your parents REALLY should be divorced? /silly ummm. also i kinda dissociated during this one. but it was cool!! i liked it. makes nice sounds SORRY MY SLEEP MEDS ARE KICKING IN EVEN MORE.

falling up: like the beat its quickwr. and the sounds are nice. i like them ill save it to my grounding playlist tbh

thats enough lets get you home: oh this was fun. also grounding playlist tbh. i wanna learn this one if o ever teach myself guitar

blackboxwarrior: heard it before! dont love it in all honesty... its good! just not my thing soryyyy

marsha thankk you: REARRANGED MY MOLECULES!!!! I LOVED THIS SONG FOR SO LONG I LOVE ITNFORCWR

ok now im doing live vers of songs. starting with uhh whicgeever one u put first lmao ok so 6uh 5oh waz fun. i like it a lot its fun as a non studio i think they both have their good parts

love me normally- why is his shirt off. why dod someone tell him to take off his skin i mean j would do that but also why is his shirtboff in the first place. what

really no opinion on the third one. nothing bad irs just Not my thing lmao

i already liked suburbia but i think i like this live one better

hes funny actually. hes really good about the performer/audience divide which is epic. cj the x taught me about that. epic thermodynamic lawyer tbh i prefer studio vers but the live was also fun. ok whats next ummm

ok live shows ill get to tomorrow. which means i have ro listen to everything is a lot then the normal album. on it boss.

the 6up 5oh bit where like theres rhe chorus of other voices is so epic. i love when thats used

i like jimmy mushroom

lysergide daydream would also go on a walking playlist oh i know what playlist it fits on. banger tbh

everything is a lot is fun i like it also added to grounding playlist. omg my cats just came in

red moon again everyone scream and cheer

big fan of chemical reaction already

skeleton appreciation day wa sfun i liked it

oh oh oh i really likethe first step. liked playlost it goes. epic and awesome

ok ill send this now while i listen to normal album + after that ill go full discography and if anythign sticks out ill just send more asks. i hope u regret ever trying to get me into any media ever <3

YAYY glad you liked it overall ❤️ i would write a response to eveythig you said but that would get very long and i am absolutely sure nobody would read it

[wanderrlust0]

nostalgic …

my brain just decided to think of this old old memory from summer of like 5th grade at camp. me and my friend would always pass this group of somewhat older kids who would chill at the same spot and we had a crush on this one guy. so somehow we made it obvious & i dont even remember what we did or said but he would recognize us. then one day i remember i got his number and this one girl in their group asked to see my phone and boneheaded me just gave it to her, my silly little samsung slide, and it turns out she deleted his number right away lolol like sis really did that. i feel like i ended up getting it back somehow and then i had another friend who literally was like family friends with his family! & one day we hung out outside of camp and i have a semi vague memory of it but it was some family event & i just saw him and his brother lol. the camp stories i have are endless. i miss those summer days. especially the last camp i went to, i made so many close friends there who i liked more than my school friends lol like idk we just had so much fun everyday and it was so easy to make friends. when i was younger and had camp counselors, i always stuck by their side like they were an older sibling (which is so cute now that i think about it). the last place i went to had teachers since it was a camp for the arts so i minored in art and majored in dance. my friend group were all from dance and we would hang out with the older groups and it just felt like a big family omg im so nostalgic right nowD; we all loved our dance teachers, specifically the main guy. we had him every year and he pretty much saw us grow each summer.. that man taught me soo much as a dancer and the level of improvement was crazy. whenever summer was over and i went back to dancing at my dance studio, not to boast myself, but i would come back and dance better than my class. we would learn moves that i already learned & i became way more flexible. my technique was still not all there (thats where my next dance studio comes in) but i feel like it was a big difference. im starting to rant now so anyways, yeah i guess with summer coming soon, it made me think of all those summers at camp and im glad i got to go and have that experience and great memories :,)