#which like thanks ig but also like tf man

[synthshenanigans]

Final round of the first set!

Instrumental Links:

Evl Ppl

Night

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[phas3d]

Slytherin boys as gamer bfs and what games they would play with their significant other?

Gamers >:) | Slytherin Boys

type :: fluff

tw/cw :: cock fighting, animal cruelty, gambling, threats (these are all for fucking tom bc ofc it is...) - suicide joke (mattheo)

contains :: draco, tom. mattheo, theodore, lorenzo

notes :: im ngl idk half of these games in depth - i just heard and seen the sterotypes of these games - fps = first person shooter, dbh = detroit become human, abg = asian baby girl, bow = breathe of the wild ||

DRACO MALFOY sims 4 / roblox

This man sucks ass at gaming, he literally can't do it

His aim is shit, he screams when he's in a fight, and he rage quits the second he loses

So he has to stick to girly games

He has so many mods and cc for sims that it's insane

His pc runs like it's on life support because of this, pls save that poor computer

And he likes playing roblox too sometimes

But he doesn't even play the normal games

Bro plays Dress To Impress and Maple Hospital...

Like what the fuck are you doing there??? Go on BloxFruits or smth man

What's even worse is he eats EVERYONEEE up in Dress to Impress, he literally always top 3

And when he isn't top 3, he curses and swears but it doesn't go through cause tags

He literally cannot do obbys either oh my fucking god

You know that one meme of Sadness from Inside Out dropping her popcorn and someone quote-tweets it saying, "Damn she can't do anything"

That's exactly who Draco is when it comes to gaming

TOM RIDDLE dark web gambling / elden ring

Oh my fucking God this guy can't have a normal hobby ever

He doesn't game at all,,, literally just gambling bruh

He hosts illegal gambling rings online and even host some in the school basement

One time he even hosted an illegal cock ring fight...

Yes,,, he stole the chickens from Hagrid and made them fight....

He even used magic to give them powers like pokemon....

He made a fucking WATER chicken and FIRE chicken fight

Thank god he didn't actually let them kill each other, he just did it until one was near death

But back to gambling - he also manipulates people in so many ways

He casts a spell that silently chants "go all in, go all in" so it subconsciously makes people bet more

Bro even gets some students in DEBT!?!?! Like how tf did you do that and WHYYY would you do that

If someone doesn't come down to the basement in a while to gamble,,, then Tom will fix that

Besides illegal gamlbing...

He plays Elden Ring, which is pretty normal

Besides the fact that he BEAT THAT SHIT IN LIKE 2 DAYS?!!??!!?

Normally streamers, pro gamers, they all take weeks and sometimes even months just to make progress

But Tom is just,,, just better ig?

So yeah... He sticks to gambling cause every other game is just too easy for him

MATTHEO RIDDLE gta V / fortnite / rocket league / nba 2k24

God this guy is the worst sterotypical middle school boy ever

He even had the ugly ass big blue headset with the shit mic on it

Plays GTA V every now and then, only when he's angry

That's when he goes around town and just beats the shit out of everyone

Likes playing Fortnite for hours on end with his friends, mostly Theo and Lorenzo cause they can actually keep up with him (Draco is ass at FPS and

Plays rocket league and NBA 2k24 because of fucking course he does - look at him....

He's just a boy....

A really toxic one.....

Definitely screams "KILL YOURSELFFFFF!!!!!!" if he loses and honestly he's kinda real for that

THEODORE NOTT god of war / detroit become human

Loves games that have a long story

It's a good mix of story and fighting, he can't really get into pure FPS games

Have done most routes in DBH and even found easter eggs and hacks

Tries to get you into the lore as well but sometimes it goes so deep you get confused

"NO!!! Connor in route 8 is actually a pretty neutral guy and he's-"

Like bro what??? Why do you know everything about this "Connor" guy??? smh

He dabbles in some FPS sometimes, like playing Fortnite with Matt and Enzo

And he actually REALLY good

Has great aim and precision

But he just can't get into it for some reason, it's not his type

LORENZO BERKSHIRE valorant / zelda breath of the wild

I feel like Enzo playing Valorant makes so so sooo much sense

He's not AS toxic as the other guys, but he's still weird and fuck-boy-ish in his own way

Definitely plays with e-girls and tries to bag an ABG

But he gets catfished....

He's pretty good at Valorant, surprisingly

His mic stays on for every single game... Even if no one else is talking

This man will talk to a fucking wall and still be yapping

"Okay guys way I need to pee" ...

There's only bots in his server.........

He also loves RPG games and stuff like that

So BOW is perfect for him to shut off his mind and just roam and do useless tasks

[myreygn]

kny modern au couples doing the you are out of my league tiktok trend

this is the only tiktok trend that matters to me because it's disgustingly adorable. if you haven't seen it because maybe you have an actual life unlike me, here's a video. (and here's another one because it's my favorite but doesn’t really work well as an example.) also ig i'm spoilering the ships for this au but you know what i'm fine with that, there'll be a more detailed post on these at some point.

taglist: @kokupuffs @rachi-roo (for taglist purposes) @giggly-squiggily @trans-ace-lee @mystwrites (for modern au purposes)

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SANEKANA

you know it takes a WHILE for Kanae to convince Sanemi to do this with her

he's not super comfortable showing his face on social media anyway and doing that trend? with Kanae? so everyone can look at it and go "how tf did this ugly bridge troll pull that gorgeous angel"? thank you but no thank you

Kanae of course is outraged at this; "did you just call yourself UGLY [insert long rant about how pretty Sanemi is on the in- and outside and how he should never speak like this about himself ever again]"

he finally caves in because she's so excited about doing it and she gets him his favorite take out to make up for it

OBAMITSU

Obanai avoids social media like the plague and he's not aware of the trend until Mitsuri starts sending him links, hoping that he'll get the hint (he doesn't)

when she finally brings it up to him he's SO reluctant but he agrees to it on the condition that they don't do it in a public spot

they do a few versions of it in the living room of Mitsuri's family when no one's home and he actually ends up having fun

in the end they don't post anything because Obanai just isn't comfortable with it but Mitsuri has all the drafts saved to her phone and rewatches them every day (her favorite is one where she susprised Obanai by scooping him up and he spasmed so hard that he threw her off balance and they both came crashing down on the couch)

SABIGIYUU

Sabito doesn't even ask Giyuu if he feels up for it, he just barges into the room like "hey we should try something" and doesn't wait for an answer

Giyuu has no idea what's going on, he just gets the instruction to walk backwards and he's so confused when Sabito... crashes into him?? starts making out with him??

the video goes viral and people online start gushing over how adorable Giyuu is which prompts Giyuu to lock himself in his room for three days because he can't fathom that internet strangers are calling him cute

he only comes out when Sabito takes the video down (which he did just for Giyuu and definitely not because he was getting a teensy bit pissed off at random people thirsting after his boyfriend)

UZUIWIVES

an absolute catastrophe of a video

Suma is the one who discovers the trend first and the others are on board with it obviously but turns out the trend was not designed for more than two people at once

all of their attempts end in a massive crash and tangled limb chaos on the floor and Tengen fractures a rib (he can take a lot but having three adult women fall on the same bone has to do something to a man)

they upload the fractured rib draft and it's a giant hit with the baby would you peel an orange for me community

RENKAZA

yes Akaza found the trend and yes Akaza sneakily brought it up to Kyojuro and yes Akaza already had a cute spot to film at in mind which they both had a deep emotional connection to but just for the record he thinks it's stupid

he grumbles about how they turned into a corny couple throughout the whole thing but also he's gonna need a second take just to make sure they get it right

Kyojuro happily goes along with the farce, nodding and agreeing in all the right places to make him feel better

they can't decide on a draft to upload because the one where Kyojuro laughs so beautifully doesn't have Akaza's eyes lighting up so marvelously and vice versa and in the end they just say whatever and post both because they've been filming all afternoon and they really need a snack

MUIGEN

the video is cute and all but what really resonates with the audience are the outtakes

take 1: Genya walks backwards from the camera and bumps into empty air. Muichiro forgot his cue.

take 4: Genya starts the video. Muichiro can be seen walking past the camera, so determined that the viewer might actually be tricked into assuming he has somewhere to be.

take 28: Muichiro stands in front of the camera, trying to figure out whether it's already filming. Genya can be seen laughing hysterically in the background and it's unclear whether his outbreak stems from amusement or desperation.

TANOSUKE

NEZUSEN

not much to say, except that Inosuke gravely misunderstands the whole idea behind the trend

Tanjiro barely manages to take a step away from the camera before he gets tackled to the ground from the side

he gets a few bruises, but Inosuke looks so happy about the "surprise hug" that he can't even be mad

also the video shows the aftermath of the tackle™ with Inosuke happily blabbering to him and if that's not Tanjiro's favorite thing in the world then what is honestly

SUSADAKI

honestly these two get together so long after the current point in the timeline and i highly doubt tiktok will be around for that long but let's pretend it is

Nezuko loves the trend and Senjuro asks suggests to do it like the attentive boyfriend he is

he puts so much thought into it too, he literally crafts a whole date night around ending up in that one spot where they had their first date just so he can smoothly pull out his phone like "hey you wanna do that you're out of my league thing"

after the camera has stopped filming he proposes and she says yes and they live happily ever after bye i love them

Susamaru is actually the one who suggests it and it takes a little while for Daki to agree

(she loves her girlfriend but people can't know she has an image to lose)

Susamaru doesn't give a shit about Daki's mean girl image and literally sweeps her off of her feet when she comes rushing into the frame

Daki's so flustered by how blatantly her adoration shows on her face but she insists on posting the video anyway because HELL YEAH THAT'S HER GIRLFRIEND AND EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THEY'RE AWESOME TOGETHER

[cloudysunflowr]

Hello! Sorry if this has already been asked, but for the Deity AU: What's the storyline? Like when do certain things (that you are comfortable with sharing) transpire? I'm kinda new, so I'm just trying to find out what I can to catch up to everyone else who has been here. But besides that, I hope you have a wonderfully lovely day/night! :] (Also, I love your art and au's, there so fun!)

Hi hi!

Their story is mainly left untold— Like— I like to draw them for comfort and fun and dont really plan to write it out? Like— as in fully.

I do have a story with an ending tho and its mainly dealing with Wally and my oc Aiden.

Ill put it here since like I said I dont really plan to write it fully. Also their playlist which is where the story goes chronologically! :oD

The playlist

Ok oof-

Here goes—

This is gonna be me REALLY COMPACTING IT AS MUCH AS I CAN

So like… spoilers ig????

Aiden is the son of a chief/king? He wants to grow up and be as revered as his father. His friend of childhood is from a rival place and his name is Dante.

Aiden is trans and his dad doesnt really have faith but thanks to his mom and Frank (who he meets as a kid) he gets trained up and finally accepted in to the army.

Aiden and Dante find out their homes are at war and are like “nooo dont fight haha” and their parents are like “yea? Political marriage” and theyre like “shit”

So they become engaged, Dante has a small crush on Aiden so hes not that mad, Aiden doesnt want it. Their parents still plan to fight but in a backstab way.

Dad needs a right hand man, doesnt choose Aiden, chooses his rival but soon to be best friend (I dont have a name yet for them).

They go to war, Aidens dad tells him “lol go kill Dante while I kill the dad” Aiden gets told by deity same thing. To kill Dante or blood will be shed from his home. Aiden is about to, cant go through with it. Dante doesnt know.

They still win the battle, marriage is obviously called off. Aidens dad gets help from a witch to head home while Aiden meets Barnaby and gets help handling the witch (her name is Willow).

Dad and Frank get into an argument lmao. Frank is like “I pseudo raised your kid” and dad is like “nuh uh” dad does NOT know hes arguing with a deity. Aiden adult at this point.

Aiden meets Wally. Wally meets his parents and they bond a bit before he leaves after I think a week? Month? Dont remember. Aiden is big sad, bro misses him even tho he almost killed him.

Mom proud of the warrior Aiden became.

Another battle at war. Aiden is finally given the chance to lead a team. Blinds Dantes brother who is a tyrant. Frank and Aiden argue about leaving the guy alive.

Aiden meets Cloud god (lmao)

Dantes dad kills Aidens dad. Best friend saves the remaining crew by getting them tf out of there. They also found out Dantes brother was also killed but Aiden doesnt know if that was his fault.

Aiden meets Mathew after going through Eddies sacred lands or spirits and memory. Finds out mom died too. Aiden says fuck it Im going to be brutal with everyone.

Kills Dantes dad.

Taking care of Camila , his lil sis, and meets Wally again. Lovey lovey again.

Frank is like “bro nah thats a god youre a mortal” Aiden is like “you right” and tries to break up with Wally but Wally is like “Wait no, fuck the rules” and Aiden is like “…touché”

Aiden proposes, they marry

Maybe a kid? Debating.

Dante has a kid.

Dante sends assassins, Aiden kills them. Brutal with his opponents. Sacrifices his men. Goes through mutiny. Howdy like “lol death to your crew”. Best friend dies but also finds out that friend is who killed Dantes blinded brother which led to Aidens dads death.

Aiden tries to break off with Wally again because of everything hes been through he doesnt want that for Wally. Wally is like “Calm down—“

Lovey lovey

Dante has a dream of killing Aiden. Gets his crew for a strike.

Kills Aiden. Aiden says goodbye to his sister as shes taken away to safety as his home burns.

Wally grieving when he finds out

Kills Dante

Camila (adult now) comes back and calms Wally down. Befriends him.

Camila dies of old age.

Wally is learning to deal with grief.

Meets Aiden again as reincarnation.

Continues to love him through reincarnation and reincarnation.

Eventually gives up his divinity to live as mortal with Aiden.

[nightcolorz]

Fuck marry kill Marius, David, Claudia

cw..I get very crude and make some really gross and insane jokes about ig canon typical terrible consent and abuse and stuff. Also if u like Marius or David Talbot u will not like this post 😭 I’m so sorry for this. When I first saw this ask I got SO EXCITED because I am such a huge fan of fmk especially with fictional characters it’s so fun it’s so silly it follows this train of thought that I love to go on. But then I registered who the characters were and I went “ah ok anon wants me dead” 😭😭. This is a pure nightmare scenario, this is a loss-loss, no matter what i choose it will result in me giving in to devastation and going into oncoming traffic. So bad, so bad. Anon what did I do to deserve this.. I live for it though, and tysm for sending this ask, even though thinking about this made sorrowful tears come to my eyes. Here’s my answer 😭

I think it’s really clever and uniquely cruel how you paired Claudia with these two because it forces me to choose either Marius or David Talbot to fuck (unless i want to publicly declare the character in the body of a five year old girl as the best bet for that) so thanks for that, really uniquely sadistic choice. This was difficult, it was really difficult, but I’m going to go with fuck David Talbot. We don’t have as many canonical records of his sex life as we do Marius, and the ones that may or may not exist I am blissfully unaware of because I skipped over the majority of Merrick since I can’t fucking stand David Talbot 😭 So yeah I’ll fuck him, only because I believe it would be significantly less scary then fucking Marius, who feasibly might start beating my ass at some point. I’d probably have to fake an organism if I gave a shit with David bcus he doesn’t know where the clit is (nor does he care) and would be just ramming into me like I’m his teenaged looking 1000 dollar sex doll he lost access to when he left the Talamasca that’s being studied for science now. He’d just looming over me in missionary going “oh blimey! Good god!” Periodically in between pig like grunts until he cums inside me (condom mysteriously breaks), cleans himself up while he doesn’t make eye contact, and leaves. Even still this is leagues better then fucking Marius, who has the threatening unpredictable sternness and barely restrained fury of your dad trying not to beat tf out of you while he explains your math homework to you, which honestly that energy would probably give me a panic attack half way through his sensual biting at my underarm and I’d burst into tears as he watched me with this vaguely infuriated expression at having to both decipher and comfort an inferior female if he wants to continue gyrating his tongue around my main arty until he cums his 11th pair of red pants without me kicking him in his stupid fucking high cheek bones and calling the cops. So yeah, David for fuck…

Marius I’d kill because this is something I often wish I could do in real life, and because marrying him is nightmare scenario of all time. I would literally rather eat my own ass hair. Imagine an existence of just, your freakish blonde man husband is furiously painting your asshole as your heart slams in your chest like a pray animal paralyzed in fear because if you say the wrong thing he may pull out the old whip and send u straight to god. These are the downs of your marriage, the ups are smiling and nodding passively as he explains to you in excessive but ultimately fruitless and dull textbook esc detail the complete history of Rome as your pretend that you care despite him not giving a single shit about whether or not you are enjoying this (he thinks you’re not smart enough to understand anyway). Then your nights end with a romp in the bath where he fists his entire clawed hand up ur puss as he grits his teeth and resists mauling you like an animal. You ask for him to please penetrate you so you might actually get smth out of this and he refuses and instead bitterly strokes your hairless genitals (he forces u to shave ur entire body so that ur baby smooth. he can’t be aroused by a body that looks too mature) until u miserably cum. I don’t know why anyone would want this, he’s not even hot enough to justify that. Oh god I’m talking about sex again. Anyways I’d kill marius and marry Claudia 🥰 yes I am choosing to marry the five year old die mad haters.

Claudia would be a shit wife and she wouldn’t give a single fuck about me but I’d marry her in a heartbeat before David or Marius, Jesus Christ. She’d spend all night every night spending my money on excessive shit she doesn’t need and force me to go with her most of the time because as a five year old appearing women she wouldn’t be allowed to do most things without me being there. We wouldn’t kiss or hug or have sex because I’m not into five year olds and she’s not into anyone let alone me but she would cuddle me sometimes which would be vaguely nice in the way that cuddling a cat is until u realize the cat is only using u for ur bodies warmth and is not endeared to u at all in this moment, basically that’s Claudia. Like a cat with the labor of a child who u occasionally have very interesting and intellectual conversations with when she’s not passive aggressively glaring at you over her book (she takes after her twink ass father).

anyways I hope my answer was satisfactory 😁😁😘😘 fuck David marry Claudia kill Marius ❤️ I’m inviting anyone to send me tvc related fuck marry kills, plz do so because I find them soo fun and I’m basically invincible now that I got the worst one out of the way bless

[ravenalla]

Alright episodes finished, thoughts under the cut

Overall, best episode of the season I’d say just in terms of technical aspects. It looked a lot more cinematic and less cheap, the choreography is still awakened as hell sometimes for the fight scenes but it was at least entertaining.

I’ve known about the IG-11 thing months before the season started because of leaks and was dreading it. It’s such a silly idea to give Grogu an iron man suit, and the fact that it’s this basically made out of this character who had an emotional death in season 1 really rubbed me the wrong way. Seeing it now it definitely isn’t as bad as I thought it was going to look, but it still feels kinda lame to do that. Like they just wanted some reason Grogu would even be on this mission besides Din.

However, speaking of that WE FINALLY GOT SOME MORE DAD! DIN DJARIN CRUMBS YESS!!!! Grogu being a insistent little toddler who wants his way while Din just is so done was so fucking adorable. Also guys I don’t know if Pedro was in the suit for that season or he just had an extra boost of motivation while recording seeing it was finally a scene where he got to show some of that prior personality Din had, but he didn’t sound the same monotone he has all season, he sounded so lively again with inflictions in his voice like in season 1! It was like an oasis in the desert I loved it.

As for the elephant in the room..urgh yeah let’s talk about that scene with Din and Bo-Katan. I know the shippers are going to go crazy over it, but I refuse to believe this confirms some love story. Din has always been shown to be respectful and loyal. As he said, honor is his way. To me that is all that was, Din once again showing he’s a dependable person when he is helping people and knows how to let those around them truly see themselves. Am I happy that after reducing his character to be nothing but Bo’s sidekick he has a like proclaiming his service to her? Fuck no, but at the very least I can say this doesn’t seem out of character for me if we just accept that Bo-Karan’s past is never going to be properly addressed and she just is a good person now Din would trust.

Which like, istg you had a scene with her admitting her past failures to the other mandalorian and there was nothing about her ACTUALLY BEING DEATH WATCH??? SHE WAS A TERRORIST!!! And yet that’s not brought up at all, it’s just more “oh don’t feel bad you tried your best 🥺” God even when she is saying how she failed everyone it’s a new situation they wrote where she was clearly in the right for trying to save her people, why tf did they write her in Clone Wars to be this complicated messy individual if Dave just wanted to basically erase all that and do the shes simply misunderstood thing. That’s so fucking frustrating, if you want to have your character grow then actually acknowledge their past flaws.

On a more brighter note, Moff Gideon will never not be entertaining, even if it makes the season 2 finale worthless in another way THANK YOU FOR SOME ACTUAL COMPELLING CONFLICT FINALLY. Him with the Mando helmet and suit looked fucking sick (in a villain way of course I mean this is clearly cultural appropriation and genocide we are dealing with here). I know people are gonna be freaking out from the Thrawn mention and whatever else sequel triology related stuff they said but I don’t care I’m just happy Moff Gideon got to come back and antagonize once more for my entertainment lmao.

Sigh. Paz. You were just starting to get a bit more fleshed out and they killed you off. Don’t get me wrong its an honorable death at least, but god see this is what I mean when I saw Bo-Katan has taken over everything, Din’s known him practically his whole life and we didn’t even maybe get to see a shot of him seeing him killed as he was dragged away, it’s just a moment between Bo and him because she is the protagonist at this point. Maybe if they had had a conversation about their personal different upbringings or something, but as is it just feels like a random moment between them. Oh well, still made me sad because I like Paz and at least it meant something saving both factions of Mandalorians I GUESS? That also has been handled pretty poorly imo, since this show doesn’t let people actually talk to one another hardly (unless it’s assuring Bo she’s a great person yada yada). I have one thing that really bothered me about that confrontation scene where Grogu stepped in, but I’m gonna make another separate post for that.

Finally, let’s talk about our main man himself. Din getting kidnapped at the end is slightly insulting after having to be saved by Bo constantly all season, however on it’s own I do love the vulnerable spot he is in and this creates a cool cliffhanger that makes me actually excited for next week! (first time all season lmao). I really thought they were going to take his helmet off in front of everybody right there, which idk I think that would have been a cool way to just further insult the mines and Din after he (albeit pretty easily and cheaply) redeemed himself, especially in front of Paz. But we didn’t get that so eh, maybe next episode is where we get our helmetless Din Djarin sequence who knows. I am so hoping for him to finally get the spotlight next episode and get a personal scene between him and Moff Gideon, it’s not going to feel as satisfying as it would be if Din had the proper development this season he deserved but still it would be better than nothing.

So overall, best episode of the season in my my opinion, but that still doesn’t mean there isn’t the same problems the whole season has had concerning Din and I wouldn’t say it’s the best of the series by a long shot. I do actually want to see the ending though, but apparently it’s going to be very controversial. I don’t know what they’re gonna pull up their sleeves but as long as Din and Bo aren’t confirmed to kiss at the end like a Disney princess tale or some shit, I will be cautiously waiting.

[thepinkpetalpages]

Jan 07/2025

studying is a fucking scam and so is school. bro i was wayyy to close to fliping the table in my chem class cause how tf i stududid for 3 days, DAYS. i normally do it the day of and i reviwed in class before the test started and somehow got a 68..... im in early collage/honors so i really cant be cought lacking like that not to mention its a unit exam and i need minimum a 85 in all classes to stay in the program. 2025 is not my year beacuse we only 7 days into this bullshit and the universe thinks its funny to play with me like this. WHEN I FUCKING CATCH WHOS PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL trust they will be fuckig delt with. broooooo i was on instagram and i see one of my mutes post that a girl commited sewerslide over one of the nyc expose acounts like damn idk if its completyly true but still like damn i feel bad for her cause she prolly got flamed in 30 diffrent ways. so now all those nyc expose accounts are under invetigation. shit glad i never got posted. tdy i found out i have to write a essay for english and then a essay for history im not to happy about it tho cause like i have a life i fear...but my teachers said its mandatory (i call bullshit) so ig i have to. i got 2 test (geomtry and italian) pushed back (AYEEE) only pushed back until friday but still ill take anything. i have some geomtry hw also due friday but i looked at it and it looks like sum calm shit so im not worried. somebody told me tdy i have a cibaeno accent when i speak spanish (im from ciabo a region in the dominican republic) and i looked at them and asked are you stupid because not only am i dominican, IM FROM CIABO. its like the older they get the dummer they get cant wait to graduate man. my friend texted me in the middle of the day lemme get ur softball bat like girl we are in class why are u thinking about softball.... istg all she thinks is softball to her its air. she js texted me to with sum attitude like exuse me miss who tf u feeling like. ngl this moringing i realized how much strength i actually have bc i pushed my friend after she said "noooo ima stand" so i pushed in a joking way for the attidute and she went FLYINGGGG i felt bad but then she got her lick back and pushed me back and stole my seat. lowkey deserved it but still i didnt know i could actually send a person flyingggg, all my other friends were scared. i got home and took a fat nap then i had to get up to pick up my sister (thank god the daycare in my building its dummy brick to be going back outside) i was not to glad cause i had to get out of my warm bed like why cant she js walk herself shes 4 she can do it. my nephew goes to that same daycare so i saw him and broski was js munching on his hand. babies weird man but hes so cute and he smells clean idk why but he does. tdy i had fun flamming his dad because his dad didnt have a coat so he was freezing like ho its littlry 15 outside wear a coat its not summer. and i told my sister "man i should let his ass freaze" and then started saying "ho u think u frosty or sum" and "like the cold never botherd me anywayyy" my sistser found it funny so i screenshoted it and uploaded it to my insta cause no why do ppl see its 15 and windy and think they dont need a coat. ur not gaining any cool points for it... anyway on a good note i have sum good ass pepsi which is my fave and it was litterly so crispy cant wait to get one tmrw. i do have one question tho do ya understand me when i use nyc slang??

xoxo,

the pink petal

[dancing-cockroaches]

Ok but seriously I got like over 1,000 pages of my medical records and they read me so much harder than they needed to like, I work in the medical records dept of a (different) psych hospital and I've never seen someone get so fuckin dragged in their own record. The fuckin shade.

First of all, at one point the discharge summaries just started with "patient who is very well known to the staff presented to ER".. which is shade for "this bitch has been here too many fuckin times". It deadass said "acts very childlike and peers make fun of her sometimes" bitch tf I was a child, and I didnt even know others were making fun of me for that so thanks for keeping note of it ig. Also "peers state they are easily annoyed by the patient" now that one was a low blow man, as if they went around asking every other patient "that other patient who is overmedicated off her ass right now.. how annoying do you find them on a scale of 'not at all' to 'very'"

And one other thing, what the fuck does this mean. What kind of Pagliacci description of affect is this.

I hate how psych ward medical records be like "APPEARANCE: Disheveled". The initial exam, sure makes sense, but by day 2? Bitch where tf do you expect me to doll myself up? What was the point of pointing that out? "Hm, when people with long hair do not have access to a hair dryer, straightener, makeup, and only a crappy brush.. they look like disheveled messy bitches" what an observation, bravo.

[tavtarnish]

Thank you @hyperfixationwizard for supporting my dreams

So here's here's: Kinks Soap Realised Because of Ghost (pt 1?) some are established kinks, some are more specific turn ons ig.

- Competence kink: tha includes his rank, how ghost cleans his weapons, when he shoots andhits his targets (real and in training), watching him win as he spars, participating in a spar with him and losing to him etc and soforth

- Size kink: Soap is not a small man, hence why ghost awakened the kink to him - its not general either I don't think, like it's because it's ghost at the end of the day. I say this because ghost isn't just taller, broader and is also muscular, but he also looks out for soap and makes him feel protected - yes the ability to be tossed around is arousing, but he doesn't have the same feeling for just anyone who's taller and muscular. There's a whole Vibe to it.

- Mask Kink: okay so either Ghost awakens this or he reignites it, but there's something about masked men and it's probably the possible intimidation (next up) that comes with not seeing expressions plainly. Though, I feel this one only translates during heated moments once they actually know each other (even before dating). Ghost doesn't realise that the mask doesn't take away from the moment for Soap at first - like he wins either way cause he either gets to see Simon fall apart which makes his head spin and go fuzzy or he gets to have the mask on which Gets Him Going as well.

- Intimidation: this one sounds dubious but it's not that he is intimidated but he should be. Instead, he's turned tf on, whether Ghost is barking orders to other people or if he can feel a glare on the back of his neck, Soap knows he should feel worried, but he's not. This also plays into the rank stuff

- Rank: okay, this is one he's surprised about because, again, it doesn't happen with anyone else, so is definitely more of a byproduct of their relationship. But you can't tell me hearing Ghost call him Sargent doesn't get him riled up (dep. on context). (The same can be said for Ghost and the term Lieutenant/L.T - again dep on tone/ context)

- BDSM: obvious, but it kind of ties in with the size kink stuff - it's rare he can find someone to actually dominate him (switch GhostSoap for life) so finding Ghost who can, will and wants to in a way that feels so powerful but trusting and loving??? Soap's a bit addicted. Also having Ghost allow him to dominate him feels earth shatteringly different than Soap's previous partners/one night stands that Soap knows nothing will beat it

- Desperation: low-key think this is a big one for both of them in both situations of topping and bottoming because I feel they BOTH wouldn't like to be seen as desperate before having each other (esp not with one night stands). It's the trust that lets them be desperate for each other and they both get off to the other's want no matter if they're more dominant or submissive in that desperation

- Degradation kink: he likes name calling a lot. This one is a bit more generic I feel, BUT even a change in ghost's tone can make soap flustered if he knows the intention/ knows that it's not actual criticism. Plus other acts under this kink would require trust that ties into the desperation category

- Praise kink: again, a bit more general, but Ghost really knows how to press his buttons like that

- Titles: might come under rank but honorifics like 'sir' sad by him and said TO him by Ghost has Soap's stomach in knots

- Subbing from the top / Topping from the bottom: he never gave much consideration into it until Ghost. He simply thought he liked being a switch/vers and never considered mixing it up like that but power bottom Johnny is awakened through Ghost for sure

[dontsendmebacktojail]

scrunklies supporting scrunklies

anyways info dump time

below the keep reading bar or whatever its called, is a transcript from me explaining the au to my friend

transcript from conversation between me and a friend:

(also disclaimer this was rlly late at night and i talk funny lol)

me: ok so most of this follows along my playthrough of the game and canon events

carls gets ripped out of his universe and thrown into a dimensional portal, hes falling in this void and confused af then full on god pulls up, gives him a phone, and tells him to "seek all pokemon" or stuff

carls is like wtf no thats great i love pokemon but no i have a home and friends and family i dont wanna endanger my loved ones just for a fun adventure

anyways carls lands on this beach, confused and delirious

professor laventon, the classic professor in every pokemon game, finds carl while chasing 3 pokemon (the starters) and yeah hes passed out on the beach

he wakes carl up and is like shit you good and carls like yeah and hes like wow a full grown man on prelude beach uh ok

so then hes like uh can you help me catch these pokemon? carls like uh sure ig (he would be ecstatic normally but unfortunately hes dissociating hard at that moment cus lmaooo where am i)

carl catches them and laventons like "woah youre good" and carls like uh thanks and hes like let me take you back to the village so we do

he tries to convince the survery corps to let carl stay but captain cylene ir however you spell her name is like no lol, leave but akari (the rival but not rrlly since carls an adult and shes a teen) is like maybe we can test him and have him join the survey corps since hes good! and shes like ok fine but if he fails hes kicked out lol

THIS HAPPENS CANONICALLY, THEY TRY TO KICK YOU OUT IN THE GAME

THEY SAY LEAVE HIM TO DIE AND STUFF LMAOOO

anyways carls like oh god im gonna starve in the wilderness or get eaten by a pokemon so when he gets sent for the quest hes like hardcore focused, catch the pokemon and return and theyre like woah didnt expect you to do that and carls like phew and they let him stay under the condition he fills out the pokedex for them and work full time while still covering for his own meals and clothes

carls like crap i have no money, so he dives into pokedex completion since they give you rewards and just catch and study a fuckton of pokemon

things settle down now that he has a house, a few pairs of clothes, and some recipes to make food, then boom the "guardian" of the land were in gets hit by lightning and goes all agro

and its dangerous to the survey corps say fuck it send carls we dont trust him and hes like fuck you guys but if i wanna get home i gotta keep going (cus if he fills out the pokedex he might see arceus again and get it to send him home)

so he heads out, lian is like "my noble is way cool so be careful" and carls like you’re  literally a child lol, also i might be getting the names wrong lol

so they give him these pouches to throw his fav foods at him to calm him down?? carl is like how tf is that gonna work so he just gos in do it a lil bit then fight him. apparently carl buffed out his pokemon too much via all my research so he defeat him easily and theyre like yaya hes normal now youre so cool and carls like awww shucks thanks

this is also where carls start meeting the pearl clan, including their leader and they click and are like yeah lets fight and they do and are like ok ure cool lol

(once again this is all alongside my playthrough and also how the game goes lololol)

I LITERALLY ONESHOTTED THE NOBLE IT WAS SO FUNNY HE WAS LIKE LVL 20 WHEN I WAS 40 AND I WAS LIKE OOPS MAYBE I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME CATCHING POKEMON

anyways carl goes back to jubilife village and theyre like good job but go back to work and carl is like dang

then later ANOTHER NOBLE IN ANOTHER LAND (the crimson mirelands or whateve) GETS HIT BY LIGHTNING AND GOES AGRO AND THEYRE LIKE well carls did it last time and didnt die (WHICH THEY WERE SURPRISED I SURVIVED IN GAME LMAOO) lets send him and they do

Carl gets sidetracked and catch and studies all the new pokemon in the area then remembers oh crap im here to calm lilligant so then he heads up and the lady like poisoned another noble and carls like tf so he finds her and she has a twisted ankle and is like im so sorry it was an accident and carl is like uh then the warden for the other noble comes up annd is like its okay and carls like huh anyways they cool now

carl is like ok well imma go calm this noble so they make me food packets again and he fights them and gets hurt a bit since the battles harder but he still wins and everyones like youre cool even some of the survery corps

then the pearl clan leader comes to him and is like hey this noble died and now his son is too sad to become the new noble i need you to go get them to do it and carls like i dont wanna but i wanna go jome and also youre my friend so okay

he heads up and see the warden for the noble son and shes like hes depressed im not going to force him into that and carls is like dayum true i respect that so he leaves her alone but not before these bandits show up and kidnap the noble sons friend and we have to go stop them

noble son gets mad and evolves becoming the noble and everyones like woah and it goes great and they defeat the bandits untillll he gets hit by lightning and goes agro so they run

they make me food pouches to throw and carls is like look cool same deal but now im doing it on a volcanno tf

anyways he fights him and almost falls in a few times but his pokemon are baddies and save him and we they and like yassss

after that carl takes a break and studies up on the pokemon in the area and also hang out with his pokemon because u guys saved me ily lets eat snacks

and thennn after studying all the pokemon in that area and even catchhingn some shinies he goes out to eat with laventon and akari and they get potato mochi (this is in game) and then they go to bed and some guy knocks of carls door huh?

he opens the door and its this weirdass guy (ingo lol) and hes like commander kamado is calling for you in his office and carls is like ure not wearing a uniform why are you delivering the message but he ends up not saying anything and just heading over

carl gets in the office and theyre like lol another noble is agro and hes like fuck and theyre like yeah its an electric type too and hes like double fuck since he already have bad muscle spasms on his own this isnt good

they also go "uh yeah and this guy ingo is gonna guide you" and carls like tf ive done all of this traveling so far on my own why do i suddenyly need help and theyre like cus theres caves and mountains lol and carls like fuck you i skyrim horsed my way through those mountaisn on the other places i can do these

friend : "dw carls it's a hot old guy"

me: LITERALLYYY

so carls is like ugh and head out and ingo is all polite and like lets depart fir travel and carls like ok but im running away from you soon as i can to go catch pokemon

friend : mean carls /j

me: which he does but ingo outsmarts carl and stays in front of some of the caves you need to pass thru and carl runs into him and ingp’s like so lovely to see you again! and carls is like fuck you you planned this

this game made me so happy and equally mad, but also au me/carls is probably very mad since yknow i no longer have modern technology, AIR CONDITIONING, my friends or mom or sibling, MY STUFFED ANIMALS, etc im sad af

friend, in reply to 'which i do but--' : .... that's kinda hot ngl /hj

friend : my type is pathetic sad man who is secretly skilled n stuff so

me: carl walks with ingo thru caves and he guides carl and carls like ugh but then ingo kinda is vulnerable and opens up to someone in his past he missed but doesnt remember (canon stuff that happens saying this cus it might seem weird why it fits so well BUT THIS HAPPENS IN GAME) and carls like damn maybe i need to be nicer so carls comforts him and oh no the floodgates open hes now following me everywhere like a lost dog so carl is like fuck

me, in reply to "my type is--" : HES SAD MAN WHO IS SKILLED AND SMART I LOVE HIM

friend: carls: *speaks once* ingo: omg are we friends

me: anyways he challenges carl to a battle and carls like fine and win and now HE DOESNT JUST SEE CARL AS A NEW FRIEND BUT NOW LOOKS UP TO HIM BECAUSE HE FIGHT SO WELL?? carls like oh god this sucks

me in reply to carls *speaks once* : literally

me: nice to him once then boom

anyways they get to the new noble and i sucked at that fight and like died twice in game but in the au carls survives he just get rlly hurt, ingo is like oh no carls!! while the noble warden (i dont remember his name but hes mean i dont like him but also a baddie so its confusing) is like lol my wardens so cool and ingo dislikes him in game so ofc this fuels him to dislike him more and ingo helps carl back to camp and now hes got protective mode on too

carl takes a break after that and starts studying again, which goes great wooo!!! he keeps bumping into ingo tho and hes like "oh hey carls!!!" and carls like dont pretend dude i know you were looking for me

friend : lost dog lmaoo

me: anyways carl finally lets up cause i cant escape him he shows up everywhere and he starts hanging out with him and he becomes a friend kinda but begrudgingly

me, in reply to lost dog lmaoo: so true

me: last noble, AVALUGG!!! gets hit by lightning and hes rumored to be big as a mountain (he is, it was scary) and carls is like lmao not true (little did he know) and heads to the snow place

ingo follows ofc and is like let me accompany you!! and carls is like ugh

carl studies some of the pokemon in the area and get insulted by a buff man for some reason??? ingo is like >:(( carls is very cool and nice dont be mean to him! and carls is just like dude i tried to punch you once thats so not true

anyways carl eventually goes to fight avalugg, and this guy is huge, i died so many times while playin i think? i dont remember

so in au carl gets up there, almost shits his pants lol, and tries to run like "hell no ill study the non noble agro ones and just get arceus to give me a pity card i cant do this"

but he gets impaled (i love impaled, ideal way to die tbh/srs) and the warden is like OH SHIT HES ABT TO DIE??? and saves me and carls like abt to die so pearl clan leader and diamond clan leader and that other warden all come up since theyre nearby and are like dude he cant die we like him!!

friend, in reply to 'but i get impaled': (I'm a "Lisa garland death" enjoyer, sowwy/srs)

me: they patch carl back up and hes like ouch, and they let him stay in the pearl settlement there to recover. ingo hears about this and is like WTF WTF WTF and runs up there to like see carl, this man abt to kill avalug fr fr

friend: ingo, protecc

me: he busts in and is like why did no one tell me and he naturally looks mad af the time so WHEN HE IS MAD anyways everyone shits their pants and points out the cabin carls staying in

friend: leaving a mangled and unrecognizable corpse is the way to go tho

me: he goes to get in but lo and behold a pokemon (mine, specifically Poe) pops up and is first like grrr stay away im not losing carls again bark bark but then sees its ingo and just oh hi ingo come in (he doesnt say anything hes a pokemon lol)

ingo comes in and sees Bayonet (my blissey) attending the wounds, like shes the main reason carls not dead, the second he got impaled she jumped out of her pokeball and healed him enough to give him a few more minutes of life as the guy came and saved him 

rainbowdash (my rapidash) is keeping him warm by laying next to him and and and

friend: *chad face emote* oh hi ingo

me: Vessa (my spiritomb) is still in her pokeball since shes literally a dead kid shes sad and scared

Tayo (my gengar) is trying to cheer up vessa lol

anddd bobby is just chillin outside also as a guard, since he doesnt feel a lot of emotions lol hes a legendary hes olddd

anways lets move on past self indulgent pokemon reactions

friend: *sad james silent hill emote*

me: ingo comes in and is like oh carls you poor thing (not) he doesnt react like that jk lol he actually handles the comforting well and takes it seriously lmao

he asks if carls eaten and carls like my pokemon tried their best to make food but all Poe catches is fish and bayonet uncooked eggs, rapidash flatout burnt grass, bobby doesnt eat, tayo stole food which i wont eat i feel bad, and vessa hasnt left her pokeball

ingo is like oh no poor vessa!! and offers to take her out battling later to try and cheer her up and carls like thanks but he doesnt leave yet and makes carl food and sits witth him

friend: *black and white bob incredibles meme emote*

me: this is after ingo and carls had that heart to heart after he broke his rib btw i accidentally skipped that part

anyways carls heals and ingo has a big fight with cylene abt carls doing all this work alone, like yeah hes capable but hes getting injured rlly bad he almost died!! help him!! or let him have a break

carls heals enough and ingo basically has him on house arrest but eventually carls sneaks out and ingo finds him and they argue because carls i worru for you! - well what if i dont want your worry!

then ingo is like why do you force yourself to do all these things you dont want to do and carls is like i want to get you and me home, i dont care what it takes i just wanna go home, and i wanna have you happy too and let you see your loved ones again as well. they cry and hug and now theyre besties (JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM GUYS)

anyways carls goes out to fight avalugg again but ingo is on the sidelines with his pokemon ready to help but carl survives and wins and they hug again and he was like i was so worried and carl was like me too but im okay i survived and hes like i know it still was scary tho

friend, in reply to 'this is after ingo and carls': (spammed smiling blushing pepe and chad face emote)

me: anyways carl heads back to village and commander komado is all like "i dont trust you" and carls like huh???

YOU WERE THERE WAIT

yeah carl gets kicked out of the village

i dont need to explain you know how it goes

carls all alone and neither clan will take him in so carl heads to the secret resort thing with volo

friend, in reply to 'then ingo is like why': and they were roommates

me: while this happens ingo hears about it and gets in a big argument with pearl clan leader, and storms off to fight komado but theyre like dont do that youre gonna start a war and ingo is like aaaaaa so then he just heads out to search for carls tirelessly

me, in reply to 'and they were roommates': so true

me: anyways carl starts his adventure heading up the the big time distortion that now plagues everywhere covering the whole sky, and hes like 'i miss ingo but he probably blames me too, i miss everyone, I MISS MY MOM' and ugly cry but keep going lol

ingo hears about carl heading up to the mountains peak to the time distortion and commander komado planning on fighting carl back and hes like hell no!! and heads over

hes too late tho and gets there when the fight is already happening

brb class change

-time passes-

me: ok back

had to comfort a friend

Carl fights big bad wooo, but then 2nd big bad comes and everyone runs but (in game) carl dont (in game eventually commander komado grabs you and takes you back but i dont like him that much so ingo switch) but ingo comes up and grabs him and drags carl away

we get back to camp and brainstorm how to do this, ingo is glued to carls side again that he found him again (before they brainstormed they ended up hugging for a while, THEY ROCKED BACK AND FORTH SLOWLY AND EVERYTHING FULL ON HURT COMFORT) and volo like says lets make a 2nd red chain and everyones like how and he explains

friend: bro just kiss already smh /j

me: so carl, volo, ingo, and some others head out to catch the other legendaries

like the left over ones

once they get the 2nd red chain they head back up and OH NO ITS TIME TO REF THE GOOGLE DOC ingo is like let me come!! and carls is like no but he survives yayayayya

the space time distortion is gone and everyones chill now but carls is just like, processing everything like wow im alive so he gets a vacation and ingo barges in and like NO OUR VACATION, gotta make sure this man eats!!!

so carl stays with him and they like just do relaxing, like board games or going fishing or just sitting around as like carl processes everything thats happened

ref to google doc again, the floodgates open one night and they cry and hug and confess

friend: and then they smooch! (pepe pog emote)

me: YEAH

friend: SMOOOOOOOOCH good for them gay af

me: after that carls continues his survey work, ingo continues his warden work, but not the times they schedule to hang out are OFFICIALLY DATES and and and they stay over at each others houses when visiting and and and

also when carls finishes the pokedex and theres the celebration, ingo and carls smooch at the ceebration and everyone is like WOAH

also later arceus is all like lets battle but i havent finished writing this part since ive only beaten the game a day or two ago

anyways carls and ingo otp fr fr

[we1come-to-swerves]

back onto the lost light now !! sure hope nothing bad happens ( again ) 👍

*dramatically stares out of window* bro has either been sent to the naughty corner or he’s in his emo phase rn 🧍 ( the answer is probably both tbh ) 

welp there was an attempt at friendship <//3 AJSKDJSH

u know what?? that sounds like a banger plot and i like to imagine that this was roberts’ original plan for mtmte 💀

also-

poor tailgate struggling to transform in the back :’’DD U GOT THIS MAN WE’RE CHEERING U ON 💪

skids seems to be sloooowly starting to regret his choice of coming aboard rn... maybe those massive bots from earlier would’ve made for some better company after all 😔💔 too bad they're dead now ig

i don’t think swerve has been thanked enough for that absolute masterpiece of an explanation on ‘’how tf did we get here and where is all of this even going™’’ which he not only gave to skids but to us readers as well

oh well that’s kind of awkward then- swerve u deserve a bonk for giving that poor dude false hope ‼️ ( also tailgate u rly just look like u’re trynna escape from an embarrassing situation now 😭 HIS HEAD IS JUST LIKE SLOWLY GOING DOWN PANEL BY PANEL LMAO im sure he’s getting somewhere tho its fine <//3 )

yeah i think most readers can say pretty much the exact same upon their first read 💀 BUT HEY THATS THE BEAUTY OF MTMTE ISNT IT WE LOVE TO SEE LESSER KNOWN CHARACTERS IN THE SPOTLIGHT B))

amazing proposition. immediatly approved, no questions asked-- NOW HOW IS TAILGATE STILL GOING AT IT 😟 someone try and check if he’s stuck atp we should worry- and beware swerve bc if anything happens to the lil blue dude it'll be on u and the punishment will likely be a wrench thwack generously given by ratchet himself 👍 ( "stop fucking encouraging my patients to do exactly what i tell em not to" )

the council is Not Impressed™ ( especially drift tbh- but like also in swerve's defense crusaderbots kinda does sound wack so )

ayo btw drift where did ur autobot badge go-??? WHO TF KEEPS STEALING SHIT FROM HIM AJSJWKSL- FIRST THE NOSE AND NOW HIS BADGE????? SMHH THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND #STOPTHEFTSAGAINSTDRIFT2022 PLS 😞‼️ 

would i sound weird and perhaps slightly unhinged if i were to say that i would most definitely enjoy hearing what rodimus sounds like when he’s losing patience??? a little?? okay then 😁👍

ah yes ofc as if there hadn’t been enough bad news and deaths since this god forsaken quest started 🤭

[toxicruins101]

"friends in another dimension, enemies in this one"

Sbi x what is gonna be an x reader but for now is just me and my friend cause yeah.

PLATONIC

Tw: blood, screaming, cursing, fighting, magic.

Read at your own risk.

A little story I came up with if my friend @dax-enfinity and I were stuck in one of the fanfics I wrote on here, warning this is gonna be a bit of like a spolier for a future fanfic I'm working on sooo read at your own risk ig. Anyways now onto whatever tf this is.

Also I should mention this is gonna be a mix between a random badass persona and us irl. (talking about how we gonna be acting in the story btw) @dax-enfinity

"YOU FUCKING BASTARD" a loud voice was heard, the voice belonging to Tommy who was clearly mad.

"calm down-" said technoblade trying to ease the younger one but Tommy just kept on screaming.

Wilbur was clearly angry but wasn't screaming like Tommy he just covered his ears and hoped it would go away

While Philza just looked annoyed.

So you may be wondering, what the fuck happened.

Well it's a long long..story

So let's just focus on the now.

"GOD SHUT UP TOMMY" said Wilbur not putting up with more of Tommy's screaming

"MAKE ME" screamed Tommy back with a challenging tone in his voice

Wilbur glared daggers at him and was about to move but Phil stopped him and just looked at the two.

"how about you both stop, it's been a long night and we're all tired so let's just all agree to just sit right and cooperate, ok?" said Phil looking at the boys

"fine.." both grumbled out and sta back down in their places.

"thank yo-" Phil was cut off by the sound of their front door banging open, everyone stood up and grabbed whatever weapon they had nearby to defend themselves with incase.

The person who opened the door just looked at them with faded eyes while they were clutching their stomachs side which was filled with blood.

Wilbur and Tommy dropped their weapons and let the injured person inside.

They had short brown hair, glasses with a golden rim and wore a black shirt with black pants with some Armour around them and a sword. They also had this type of jewlery which consisted of some plain crystals for their necklaces and a black bracelet with a purple gem in the middle of it shaped in the way of a sword which didn't match what they were wearing at all.

They helped the stranger and bandaged him up, after that he introduced himself

He said his name was 'Dax Enfinity' dax for short.

"Say dax what happened anyways, you know with the whole, you know, big dangerous injury, it's not you know common for someone to show up to someone's house with one of those" said Tommy trying to choose his words carefully, he could tell dax was a nice guy but he was fucking pissed of right now and Tommy didn't want to get beaten up.

"well, have you all heard of toxic? Or also known as Noah?" asked dax.

"you mean Noah as in that one guy who likes to draw and read and shit?" said tommy the last part underneath his breath

"yeah, let's just say he's not what you expect" said dax towards the group getting ready to tell a long story

Flashback

Dax came out of the woods with his sword cutting any branches getting in the way of his path.

He saw in the way of his path this old run down castle and next to it a normal house with someone clearly in it.

Dax was tired from his journey so he decided to go to the house and knock hoping the person inside would be kind enough to give him some food or shelter for the night.

He knocked on the door and heard a muffled 'coming!' from the inside he waited until a guy with Brown hair and purple streaks came outside and opened the door, he had a white trench coat and a black turtle neck, black pants and white boots with purple shoelaces.

"is something wrong? Are you lost?" asked the stranger from the house looking at dax

"hi, yes, um, do you have some food and if you do could you give some to me I'm on my way home and I'm almost out of food-" dax was explaining but was cut off by the man dragging him in his house while saying 'this is unacceptable, you shouldn't be traveling in such conditions here go to the guest room I'll make you some food' and dax went to the guest room and laid down in the bed, he hadn't relaized how much he missed the soft feeling of the blankets and his big pillow. Even though it wasnt his bed an pillows he was still happy, after some time the guy came in with some food clearly fresh and put them away in dax's bag.

"thank you, how can I ever repay you?" said dax looking at the man

"there's no need for that trust me, by the way just call me Noah and don't be afraid to stop by if you ever need anything" said the man now known as Noah now walking out the guest room leaving dax alone with his thoughts

Then a few months passed and Dax found himself to be talking with Noah on a daily, they both had similar interest and likes.

It was when dax came to visit when it happened.

Dax walked towards the house, it was late at night and the lights to the house were off, this seemed suspicious to dax so he proceeded with caution, as he got closer he noticed blood on the windows and walls, as well as scratch marks all over the place.

He went inside the house and started looking around, the place was a complete disaster he got his sword out and prepared himself for anything.

Nothing happened though so he just lowered his sword and calmed down, dax was about to walk away when he was attacked by something, or someone.

They both struggled and Dax got his sword out, it wasn't until the person that attacked him was on the floor that he recognized them.

It was Noah but now with white hair, shining neon purple cat like eyes, and full black clothes with a purple cape with a type of sun and moon design on it with a golden chain clasp keeping the cape on Noah.

"well, well, well, if it isn't the human, you know out of all the travelers, I like you the best!" said Noah the last part with way to much excitement as he lounged himself at dax.

Dax got out of the way as Noah threw himself onto the shows after his failed attack.

Noah was nowhere to be seen now as he blended in with the shadows, he could hear Noah stating to speak up as his voice echoed around the house.

"Say dax, do you know what dark magic is? And I'm not talking about the safe one you can just read about, no, I'm talking about, the wild one that destroyed everything in its way, the one that shows no mercy." said Noah still nowhere to be seen

"that's not black magic, that's toxic magic Noah, it won't help It will just make everything worst trust me." said dax looking around while keeping a tight grip on his sword

Until he heard a loud crash coming besides him, he looked at what caused the sound but inmiedetaly regretted it.

Noah and Dax were now in a full on combat that eventually they ended up outside.

Dax was also familiar with magic plant magic, so after a while he had to give up his sword and fight fire with fire.

Noah now was long lost as half his body was covered in this black goop with some purple and white streaks, and a large smile was plastered on his face.

Dax remained the same with some small injuries here and there.

It was when they got deep into the forest where it got difficult.

Noah had the upper hand here since he merged/blended in with the shadows perfectly.

Dax was on guard all the time, it was when he realized he lost a piece of his Armour when he felt a piercing feeling on his stomachs right side he put pressure on the wound with his hands in hopes of stopping the bleeding, he knew in this condition he was put in he would die sooner or later so he had to run.

Run far away from Noah

He ran and ran almost fainting until he heard some shouting close to where he was.

So with his last strengths he ran towards the house and opened the door hoping the owner/s would hear it and come help him out.

That's when he saw the family of four when he calmed down and they helped him with his injury.

End of flashback.

The family stayed quiet at dax story and just looked at eachother as if it was some type of secret communication no one could understand except them.

They all seem to have made up their minds as they helped dax get in a bed and gave him some healing potions.

The family left the house with their Armour and weapons heading off into the forest.

They walked for some hours and then arrived at the gates of what everyone knows as

'The DreamSMP'

They walked inside, looking for someone.

It didn't take long to find them as they were as everyone knew them.

"ruins! We know you're here!" no response

"no point in hiding just come here so we can't talk" again no response

"oh god dammit.." mutered Tommy

"come out here ruins, or should I say Noah?!" screamed the younger at the "empty" place

Soon a mist of black fog surrounded a specific place in the house as it spun and spun and soon toxic aka Noah appeared

"what do you want?" said Noah clearly mad.

You see as soon as dax mentioned toxic magic they knew who he was talking about, ruins is the only one in the server who knows that type of magic.

"what the fuck were you thinking?" said Wilbur looking at Noah

"you will need to explain, I'm a magic-wielder not a magic gueser" said Noah, he was pissed you could see that by just listening to his voice.

"oh you know just attacking a normal villager, who was trying to walk by, were not idiots you know" said Wilbur glaring at Noah, man they did not like eachother at all.

"oh you mean him, dax right? Yeah well it was the only way I would of gotten this" said Noah as he got a sword covered in blood, presumably dax's blood

"what the fuck do you need that for?!" said Wilbur his voice showing confusion and anger.

"he's got a point that's kinda creepy" said techno his voice monotone as always, he knew Noah and they talked often so he was kinda used to these shenanigans of his.

"well as I was investigating and I found out something intresting." said Noah everyone stayed quiet so he took it as his chance to continue

"there is one other universe aside from this one, where we all exist but it different, our lives everything we stand for is just, quiet literally a game for them, we're nothing but fiction in that universe, and after some investigating I found out in that world this dax and I, even though we barley know eachother here, over there, we're like the sound and the moon, complete opposites that no what always get along! Isn't that amazing!?" said Noah stars practically in his eyes from excitement by now.

Noah pulled out a diogram like a kind of web of that other universe with proof of everything he just said

Everyone stood amazed at what was before their eyes.

"dax's blood was the last thing I needed to prove my theory" said Noah happily at his evidence and work

"but that dosent make what I did okay. I will admit that" said Noah looking down

"so you'll go apologize to him?" said Phil looking at Noah with a smile and a bit of hope

"uh yeah, no." said Noah looking at Phil

"what? Why not?" said tommy looking at Noah

"well we were just meant to be

friends in another dimension, enemies in this one"

[bryceslahela]

Is drake garbage? Yes. But is he worse than Ramsay? Jake? All the other boring white men who I am thankfully forgetting right now? I need to know your official ranking of worst male lis. I need to.

ooooh ok im thinking rn of who is where…. ok so this is from worst to best. <33 ill put them under the cut.

connor. creep who hangs around high schools… why does he canonically have like no friends his age?

drake is second because ik we think hes a gold digging misogynist and he is those two things… at least mc is an appropriate age for him.

parker. bitch boy. hate his existence.

cassius. worst li in acor which isn’t honestly that bad as the others r all top tier.

ethan is lower bc oph 1 + half of oph2 r god-tier so his good series makes up for him being a freak.

chris from tf. so many issues and expected mc to deal with them like she was his therapist. its not my fault ur father never came back chris.

michael from hss shouldn’t be on this list at all. love him <333. so i’m putting wes here in his place. an insufferable creep who looked 45 when he should be 18. autumn has shit judgement who would pick him over julian????

thomas hunt. I HATE HIM.

simon from std. hate him purely bc everyone was putting his ass on a pedestal while dragging my mans justin. simon ur literally bland. the personification of the colour beige.

flynn from vos. gave me nightmares. also how u hate cops and then u become one???? where r ur morals man 😟

ugly bartending dude from roe. the one drake was based off of. he’s here bc thanks to him drake existed. he’s in hell rn.

jake from es. sean supremacy <33 hated him bc i always took sean’s side on everything. also i hated the weird lil nickname he gave mc like i don’t like u??? we not that close bro 😟

dom from tc&tf. boring sorry. also ugly but he’s not annoying ig. thats why he’s low.

ernest sinclaire. remember nothing abt him which is a good sign. he’s slightly ugly tho but he’s british it’s not his fault x

sawyer. cute?? i didn’t finish bsc. no issues with him. hate his dad tho.

elliot from ptr. forgettable. didn’t do anything bad besides be british which is why he’s here.

that white dude from bachelorette party. reed? boring but rich. no issues with him ig. i read it more so for the female friendships.

the guy from wishful thinking. audrey? cute. also forgettable. was nothing next to anna and jaime.

male avery from platinum. also british but sweet. so he’s low.

nate from sunkissed was acc so cute. i romanced him and he was so sweet, a lil cringy but i can deal.

nathan from tf. idc i love him <33 rich white bitch of a man but he acknowledges that and he also almost rid the world of tyler aka the most annoying side character in tf.

beckett. annoying in te2 but cute in te1… i love him srry 🤣 also teh book cover vers of him ATE.

grayson from hero. soo sweet but he was the victim to the sexy kenji and the sexier eva. how was he meant to thrive with such hot competition…. 💔

MARK FROM LOVEHACKS CAN DO NOOO WRONG <333333 LOVE U MARK FROM LOVEHACKS TEXT ME <3333

[husbandhoshi]

safe travels on your flight !! not too long ago i was thinking about baking with the svt members and which members it would be an awful idea to bake with and soonyoung would be a nightmare? he’s out here bringing his tiger plushies into the kitchen and taking photos of them with the steps of the recipe as if they’re baking bc i’m convinced this man runs an instagram for his tiger plush’s adventures 🤨 but not only that he has a one-man concert dancing to a playlist and also makes the biggest mess and when you point it out he literally swarms you and hugs tf out of you so you have no choice but to also be involved in the mess and ngl he’d probably fuck up the recipe in between taking photos of tiger plushies.. accidentally adds two spoons of sunflower oil or forgets the fucking water

thank you !! heheh just landed <3

and stop that is SO cute 😭😭 i feel like hosh doesn’t quite get the chemistry and measurements part of baking and wants to just eye everything. he’ll be like, “ok but does it really Need water,” and you’re saying, “yes babe there’s a recipe for a reason!”

and i totally hear you on the tiger plushie thing, another ask mentioned adopting pets with svt… i feel like hosh would totally want to start an ig for his pet and take them everywhere 💔

[blackshadowswriter]

So I gotta read Romeo and Juliet this year, and I already know the basic plot (thank you, sparknotes 😘 ur a lifesaver) and I just realized how messed up the play actually is.

If you think about it:

The two of them met at what was basically a blind date ig (i mean, they got masks) and smooched once

Romeo became a stalker and basically broke into Juliet's home (nicely, like Yelena though), and they had some heartfelt convo under the moon during which no one noticed a young girl talking to a random-no, not even random dude, a dude from a family that's literally their enemy-in the bushes below

Then bros decided to run off and get married after talking for like 3 hours

After that, Romeo got one of his homies killed and also committed homicide, but Juliet was like "omg, i still love u even tho u gutted my cuz, bby <3"

But my dude gets his stupid butt banished from the city, and that sussy friar dude gonna go full Potions Master Snape and pull a vial of some sleeping potion outta his ass

Juliet's actually gonna trust this sus baka and drink the damn thing when it could be a tube fulla piss or some expired milk or smth

She falls into her enchanted sleep or whatever (suing Disney for copyright now, ik where they got Aurora from)

She gets proclaimed dead, and no one-and I mean no one, not a single person in her rather extensive family-is gonna see a passed out girl and think "let's check her heartbeat to see if she's alive"

Like isn't that the first thing you do when you see an unconscious person???

Ik their science or medicine or whatever aint too advanced back then, but yall have got to have at least known that hearbeat = alive, no heartbeat = dead

And I refused to believe that that friar dude's potion stopped her heartbeat but kept her alive, so I'm determined that she still had a pulse

So if she had a pulse, she had to have been breathing at least, but none of these idiots gonna noticed that

Anywyas, Romeo hears that his gf croaked, sneaks back into the city, and he has to give one more goddamn monologue before he dips.

Like why couldn't he have just looked at his dead wifey and drank the poison instantly and saved us future English students the pain of reading that. He created another section of hw assignments to translate that speech he had to give.

And then after he yabbers on for eternity, he chugs poison

Like where tf are these people getting these vials of sketch potions from? Is Snape your private supplier or smth?

And then Juliet's gonna wake up, see her hubby frothing at the mouth besides her deathbed and be like "damn, this one dude I married for like two weeks is dead, my life is so over" and stab herself.

Then their fams realize that each of them got one dead fam member and are instantly like "man, we were so wrong to hate each other, it caused the deaths of this young, wonderful, not-insane-at-all couple, we should tots stop fighting"

If that was my family, they'd be so mad I went behind their backs and married a dude from the enemy family, they'd probably disown my dead body and toss me into the river

But like irl, they wouldn't have stopped fighting for a measly thing like death, nah man they gonna go at each other even harder, they gonna be blaming each other for Romeo and Juliet's deaths, and I wouldn't be shocked if they started a civil war or smth

And I'm sorry, but at the end when they say they put a statue up of the two, I'm just thinking of Loki putting a statue up of himself in Asgard. Sue me.

Like...? This...? Is...? Considered...? One....? Of...? The...? Best...? English...? Classics...?

Shakespeare got mad problems, dude.

P.S. Yall this is satire, I'm just joking, don't come at me and lecture me "well, that's not how it happened." I can't be bothered to read another analysis of this goddamn play

[karasunology]

MORNING KISSES + ❝ AM I YOUR LOCKSCREEN? ❞ & ❝ YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT. ❞ with MIYA ATSUMU !

✎ . . . hi! can i request from the prompt list you reblogged lazy morning kisses + “Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.” with atsumu? thank you!

❝ ― submitted by @ nonnie <33 ❞

-ˏˋ ➶ character(s) ━ miya atsumu <3

-ˏˋ ✉️ REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN.

⇣ please read the RULES before requesting.

✎ . . . PROMPT LIST YOU COULD REQUEST FROM. PROMPT LIST O1 | PROMPT LIST O2 | PROMPT LIST O3

[ ♡ ] in my drafts for awhile just in case i got no motivation to write and post. surprise! my drafts isn't all about me crying over skz and twice. send requests because i use them as a motivation to write🙈

MIYA ATSUMU.

➜ miya atsumu's favourite thing in the morning was waking up next to you, either you clinging onto him or vice versa ─ he didn't really mind as long as one is attached to the other.

➜ but in this case, you were the one clinging onto his torso, mouth slightly agaped ─ a drool from the side of your lips which he used his thumb to wipe it off, rolling his eyes before silently chuckling at this sight to behold in such an early hour.

➜ you were a sight to behold, one that he would like to keep to himself and only to himself; seeing how you drool, snores that were cute or snores that were not;

➜ your skin still radiant as the sunrise's illumination passed through the window shades, elicited a different angle of the auriferous extracted from the rising star ─ passing onto the shades, kissing your bare face raw and gently as all he wanted was to take a picture of you.

➜ but maybe he'll just wait for awhile

➜ in these situations, there's thre plausible scenarios that could happen

➜ one, he'll let you sleep in for a bit while he'll sit back against the headboard on his phone, usually mindlessly scrolling through the team's imessage group or tiktok.

➜ two, duh he'll eat you out HSSSJS is that even a question??

➜ three, he'll start playing with your hair; combing the strands of hair which framed your face and would then start peppering kisses all over your face softly.

➜ usually would end up with you groaning, telling him to wait for five minutes ─ like literally only five more minutes to let you sleep until he can do whatever he wants with you

➜ no, not in that way

➜ well ─

➜ and that's where MANS WOULD BRING IN THE BIG GUNS

➜ he'll kiss your neck, just to hear a small moan that wow, he just drawn out from you??

➜ but you would still never let him kiss your mouth unless he brushed his teeth this morning

➜ because unlike him, you keep a regular habit of brushing your teeth while waking up; so when you went to the bathroom at 4 am in the morning, you bet you brushed your teeth unless you wouldn't be able to fall asleep once again.

➜ and when you do tell him to brush his teeth first, he'd be highkey offended thank you very much um ,,

➜ would also earn you a grumble and groan, before childishly stompting and sulkting to the bathroom you two shared because he's a huge ass big baby dork that just wants to kiss you ─ why won't you let him kiss you? :(

➜ and expect when he comes back he'll have a puppy pout tugged on his lips as he went back to the safety of the covers. wanting to go back to your warmth but was too prideful and lowkey hurt that you didn't let him kiss you when you woke up.

➜ i told you,  c h i l d i s h.

➜ but ig you love that man😔✋

➜ and when you do initiate something physical with him, he'll just be a stubborn ass bitch and deny you of it.

“ humph! ” he'd usually say, puffing out his cheeks as he furrowed his eyebrows, crossing his arms while his pout still rested in his lips.

➜ but this is atsumu y'all, he may be hard headed but he just couldn't deny you for more than twenty minutes and after that he'll be right back into your arms.

➜ like honey ,,, marupok siya ok AHHAHAHA

“ love, i told you i don't wanna kiss you when you have that stanky ass morning breath. ”

“ loVE, i tOLd yE i dON'T wAnNa kiSs yE whEn yE hAvE thAt stAnKy ASs morniNg breAth ”

➜ ugh we love a petty ass bitch💅

“ baby, 'tsumu, i love you ” you looked up at him with puppy eyed, copying his puppy pout as well AND MANS JUST CAN'T RESIST IT ANYMORE

“ hmm . . ”

➜ he'd hum, showing you that he was contimplating his answers but you know most of the time he'd be nuzzling his face onto your neck, pressing his body against your back with his arms around your waist or torso as his chin rested in your shoulders.

“ i love you too. ” he'd mumbled, before probably kissing your ears

➜ Shawty👧🏽like a💫melody 🎶 in my ⏸ head😩that I 🙈 can’t 😰 keep out 🚫 got me😛singing 🎤 like 😳 na na na na 🤪everyday 🌈 got my ipod 📱 stuck on replay🔄...𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦...😔

➜ and you bet he'll be getting his kisses that you denied him of earlier, but times ten folds

➜ he'd kiss you with so much passion, you didn't notice the slight roughness in his actions.

➜ and he'd definitely hit you with a:

“ good morning, beautiful. ”

➜ and finally after he calms tf down, he'd be watching tiktoks on his phone while he'll be in the same position as he was before

➜ loves inhailing your scent

➜ but then his phone's battery would be dead and you got no choice but to get up

➜ until, atsumu had a great idea of using your phone to watch tiktoks on it since he knows you have it installed

➜ he was kinda weirded out when you didn't want him to open your phone, your excuse being that you guys need to eat breakfast now but mans probably wasn't buying any of it

➜ you weren't hiding anything were you?

➜ you weren't cheating on him right?

➜ hee knew you weren't that type of person at all but his insecurities got the best of him

➜ as cocky as this man is, he'd usually cover his insecurities with half-hearted confidence.

➜ again as i said he's stubborn so he wouldn't let you out of his grasps just yet

“ no :< ”

➜ and once he's got enough of play fighting, he'd simply just reach onto you, pulling you into another kiss so you wouldn't notice him taking the phone from your hands.

➜ honestly a HUGE win-win for the both of you, you = breathless, him = has your phone

“ atsumu no ─ ”

➜ his eyes slightly widened at the picture before him, both of his eyebrows rising up before looking back at you with a smug smirk tehee🙈

“ is this ─ is this why you didn't want to let me use your phone? ” he couldn't help but let a teasing grin explore his face, he didn't know that you were actually that type of person

“ haha no ─ ”

“ ─ am i your lockscreen? ” he asked you, a teasing smile accompanied by one of his eyebrows which he cocked up

“ you weren't supposed to see that. ” your face in a deep blush because oh my god after all these time you guys were with each other ─ he has never failed to make you a flustered mess

➜ after that incident, he wouldn't let you go that day. while cooking breakfast, he'd he so clingy with you that you almost burnt your pancakes

➜ just very overly touchy with you because wow was he in cloud 9, like that boosted his ego so much that it was ASTRONOMICAL at this point

➜ but ngl whenever you'd pry him off of you to go to the bathroom, he'd ALWAYS secretly look at your phone's lockscreen until the image of both him and you as your lockscreen was imbedded in his brain ─ making him giddy every damn time