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we need to put the selfshipping community on witness protection to truly figure out what the fuck is happening.
#if i had a nickel everytime i saw a person selfship with a 7-9 year old; I'd have two nickels#which isnt a lot but its fucking weird that it happened twice#had this in my drafts for a few weeks bc i was worried if i looked “mean”#and then i realized nah fuck that. the anon is weird#f/o blog#[just me yapping]#proships dni#ok to rb#selfship
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its fucking irwin???? really??? years of speculation and his middle name is fucking irwin. it literally isn't even that bad
#if i had a nickel for every time i waited for years for a name to be revealed and it was super fucking disappointing and also the fans had#better name ideas id have 2 nickels. which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice right#kotlc#my posts#kotlc unraveled#unraveled spoilers#still reading it btw im on page 111
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It's actually kinda sexy of Caleb & Evelyn to haunt the narrative so thoroughly while never having any speaking lines or even appearing on screen outside of 400yr old repressed memories, delusions, and/or hyped up folklore
We don't even know for sure if Evelyn was a Clawthorne, or what she looked like, or how the fight between Caleb and Philip went down, or Caleb's reasons for leaving without Philip, or what their half witch half human baby looked like, or how long after Caleb left before Philip found him again, or what Evelyn did when she discovered her dead lover's grave was robbed, or how quickly after killing Caleb did Philip decide "I can make a new Caleb that's Better™"
We have scraps to give us pretty good ideas for most of these, but nope they really just haunt with no reward. Like yeah babes give us nothing!
#toh#toh spoilers#remember how it took all the way til KT to hear belos drop the name ''caleb'' but then the subtitles wrote it wrong so it became even more#of a theory fight & then it took until TTT for fucking masha to explicitly name drop caleb AND evelyn???? AND give us any scraps of lore???#like we had so much foundation for it all but it took til the 3rd to last episode to finally confirm SOME of it & it was done in a way#that is unreliable bc its all legend & thats so hilarious in a mean way#caleb wittebane#evelyn clawthorne#philip wittebane#LIKE YEAH WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME MOST OF THIS STUFF BUT ITS NEVER ACTUALLY EXPLICT. THE GRAYNESS OF IT ALL#tc posts#my last hyperfixation before s2b aired & toh seized my life again was dgs & IT DOES THE SAME THING THERE IS ALSO A TRIO OF 2 MEN 1 WOMAN#THAT HAUNT THE NARRATIVE & THE WOMAN IS NEVER FULLY NAMED OR FULLY SHOWN & THE TWO MEN ALSO HAVE A DUEL TO THE DEATH LIKE. & NO WE GET#BASICALLY NOTHING ON ANY OF THEM EXCEPT HOW MUCH THEIR DEATHS FUCKED EVERYTHING UP. THEY HAUNT THE NARRATIVE SO MUCH#its a ''2 nickels which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice in a row'' situation for me tbh#yes im disappointed we didnt get a fuller pic of the wittebane lore but also i kinda like its a vague thing of the past bc thats what it is
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For my extremely and incredibly niche audience:
If you watched Harrison Bomberguy's plagiarism essay recently and thought "hey, he sounds really familiar!" only to realize this man is the very same video essayist who plunged you deeply into a Pathologic hyperfixation in February of this year because of his 4 year old Pathologic essay, you just didn't realize because 4 years ago he didn't use a camera and you don't watch essays, you listen to them-
You may be entitled to financial compensation.
(For those wondering, the Pathologic hyperfixation still isn't gone. Thank you, sir hbomberguy.)
#hbomberguy#pathologic#god fucking dammit i fell for it again#if i had a nickel for every time i discovered a video essayist who made a widely popular video recently#was actually responsible for a hyperfixation because of an essay they wrote 2+ years ago#i would have two nickels#which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice
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so much fun stroking my cock to your selfies, i'd love to invade your tight little asshole
Invade?
#if i had a nickel for every time someone used a silly word to describe fucking my ass id have two nickles#which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice
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why is he posed like a dead oblivion npc
#stranger things#martin brenner#oblivion#not going to think about the martin brenner martin septim parallels for too long#esp with the duffers’ lotr autism vs martin septim being played by sean bean#and esp with the fallout references in st vs oblivion/elder scrolls and fallout being both bethesda etc etc#staring at martin septim’s whole weird time thing & him starting as a priest vs brenner priest stuff#and all the weird brenner-one stuff vs martin being ‘The One’ & the remple of the One#(and ‘the one’ is its own specific thing/its not the dame as just casually saying ‘the chosen one’)#and martin’s weird blood/the septim blood vs brenner sr’s weird blood#and how martin’s blood is what connects him to the time weirdness/akatosh & allowed all the shit to happen in the temple of the one#and martin being Dragonborn vs the whole ‘dragon inside rhe body of a man/creature inside a human body’ thing irr to dragonborn#vs brenner’s weird creature stuff#anyway not saying its anything firm i just think its interesting#especially re: oblivion & adam adamowicz’ hefty influence/work on it#vs him also being the sole concept artist/The Guy TM for fallout 3 & st having a ton of specific song dialogue etc references to fallout 3#and like re: elder scrolls vs st in general#its also like. elder scrolls is unique compared to other typical fantasy stuff in the sense of how often it crosses into sci fi and horror#ESPECIALLY oblivion#and esp with elder scrolls’ ties to dnd which is a whole other can of worms#and uriel septim getting trapped in the void & then returning changed like brenner sr in dimension x and both#having military backgrounds#and having fruity little sons named martin HGWDBDB#also 4ever thinking about baurus describing the septims/uriel and martin as#‘they see more than lesser men’ and uriel’s fucked up visions and him ranting about the *gates* opening#anyway it is just funny to me like#if i had a nickel for every old military man with weird blood and a weird little son named martin who got trapped in another dimension and#then was the sole person to return in a piece of media that talks about ‘gates’ constantly#i would have two nickels which isnt a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice#oh and dont think 2 hard about the creel rose stuff vs martin septim’s rose stuff re: the sanguine rose
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Even if he does turn out to be The Drama, he will still be my poor little meow meow 🥺
#also i gotta say this right off the bat pls be normal on my welcome home fanart#you will not be seeing thirsty art of wally from me i dont want weird comments pls#not saying anything about anyone who draws that I just dont want it in my space thanks 👍💖#welcome home arg#welcome home#wally darling#fanart#digital art#raideo arts#if I had a nickel for every time i got into a piece of media with a fucked up artist in it#id have two nickels#which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice
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The good omens season 2 finale was destiel coded.
#good omens#destiel#good omens 2#good omens season 2#ineffable husbands#im fucking#eating glass rn#if i had a nickle for everytime amd angel was involved in a love confession only to be sent to a super version of the afterlife#id have two nickels#which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice
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With the Killer Klowns game coming out and seeing more ppl get into it I am sooosososoooo excited!!! It's been one of my favorite replay movies since I was like 6 and a big part of where I get my love of clowns and I am just SO hype!!!
#princess talks#also staring disrespectfully in the NEED to write for it#if i had a nickel for everytime a movie abt alien clowns was made with alien clowns i wanted to fuck#id have 2 nickels#which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice#(It and Killer Klowns)
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#😳#vaylin#if i had a nickle for everytime a female character with mommy (and daddy) issues had a fucked up evil crazy villain arch#while her brother got a redemption arch i would have 2 nickles. which isnt a lot but weird its happened twice#vaylin and azula from atla 😔#swtor
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he Will be mine
i already lost the 50/50 so its guaranteed too
#aventurine you Will come home you have no choice#bro he hurts so fucking bad his stiry had me crying sm#hes so cunty and sad i love him#im sad he cant be on a team with blade tho :( theyre my top two faves#at least he will work good with the dan hengs they always get two shotted jdlakwjehdh especially dragon heng bro is a glass cannon#i hope he comes home soon so i will still have boothill funds#hes so my type i need him biblically#the only leg up aven has is the soul crushing backstory#i love my men fucked up#since we dont know a lot about boothill yet hes really only got his looks#yk?#anyways#if i had a nickle for everytime a blonde was my fave even tho im not usually attracted to blondes id have two nickles which isnt a lot but#its weird it happened twice#vash the stampede 💪 aventurine-blondes who have suffered more than jesus#what was i posting about again
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i know ive spoken on how similar their dynamics are before but idc im not over it
#like what the fuck#if i had a nickel every time i shipped a silly little guy#and a grungy private i/spy together id have two nickeld#which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice#eights art#eights thoughts
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was ANYONE gonna tell me william wisp was a FUCKING BOYSCOUT or was i just supposed to find out by watching prime defenders MYSELF-
#it was a fucking throwaway line in episode 9 that probably never comes up again#unfortunately for them im fucking feral about boyscouts after speedrunning eagle#i lock onto any hint of boyscout activity ANYWHERE#im like a feral creature every time theres a tiny boyscouts reference in media i watch#if i had a nickel for every time charlie slimecicle referenced boyscouts in jrwi id have two nickels#which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice#dragons chatting
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i try to act all high n mighty n mature but the second someone slightly older than me respects me/my identity/my work its all fucking over
#on the verge of tears over a nice email from the college junior who does the creative writing club at my school .#SHES SO NICE !!!! AND SHE RESPECTS AND LIKES ME!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK#like if i had a nickel for every time there was a club at my school run by a college student who i imprinted on id have two nickels#which isnt a lot but it is WEIRD that it happened twice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it just feels very good to have someone older than me tell me theyre grateful for me to be creating and sharing those creations....#like i emailed her to help me decide on a poem to recite at a thing were both going to and she said they were all beautifully written#and that they should all be spoken/shared at somepoint.......#AND she respects my identity n uses my correct pronouns like i could CRY!!!!!!!#srsly when ppl use the right pronouns it gets me so bad. especially if theyre older and cooler than me like oh my god.#even here in a rural shithole there are good people !!!!!! ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#idk. idk. i think its rlly weird that these little things mean so goddamn much coming from like. someone who is 22.#but also my mom never supported me so everyone shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1#q dicit
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i feel better now after rewatching robots for the first time since i was four dare i say i even think i might be “normal” again
#robots 2005#reminded me that i miss robin williams#the amount of joy i felt when stanley tucci voiced herb#if i had a nickel for every time stanley tucci voiced a man named herb who id trust with my life id have two nickels which isnt a lot#but its weird that it happened twice#tom waits underground scene fucking hit
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ME AND @redriot GOT SANJI RESTUARANT RESEVERATIONS YES GOD!!!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
#if i had a dollar for everything i dressed in anime disneybound at a theme park i would have 2 dollars#which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice#im GOING FUCKING LOOPY IM GONNA BITE THE TABLE#waiter theres a hair in my meal send out the chef i wanna talk to him#i proceed to coathanger sanji for being a freak to my girlfriend nami
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