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Visa and Mastercard may be getting a lot of calls about their adult content policies, but I just called in to PayPal and not only was there no wait, the customer service rep I got had never had one of these calls before (they were very nice about it.)

Don't overlook the online processors - even more than Visa and Mastercard they are the ones pressuring online retailers. PayPal is the one that's been pressuring Patreon over the last year or so.

I've had no luck reaching Stripe, all of the numbers people have dug up ring through as disconnected.

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so itchio has shadowbanned any games tagged with 'nsfw', 'adult', or 'erotic' so they don't show up in searches, and several devs have reported that their r18 games have been removed from the site with no warning

you know, maybe the internet shouldn’t be controlled by payment processors and terf lobbyists. and maybe people should be more concerned about this rise of censorship on queer media.

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Being a priestess of a nature goddess would be hard. Long hours, lots of messes to clean up, but... also freaky sex orgies. Fertility falls under nature, which means whenever you do a good job, you get yoinked into the air and not put back down until you're a panting, dripping mess. She's got more than enough limbs to pin you against her face while she devours you with her long tongue. Her skills are literally divine.

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Great and now there's this. Theres truly no room for an ounce of complacency this is a direct attack on queer creatives.

Here's a link to the whole thread for more context

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"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

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Wellp deleting that anon cause the more I stared at it the more I realized it was bait and weird. That being said, remember y'all that if someone interacts that ur not a fan of- u can block them and they cant interact with u any more! And there is no Bad Reason to block someone either. Blocking is not a moral game, it's just curating ur experience!

That being said, if ya don't want me interacting (but I guess don't wanna block me?) U can shoot me a DM or just send an ask with ur @ and I can block u! Got no qualms abt it!

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You guys think I'm joking about the experimentation kink, but I think if I ever found out that a partner WAS taking notes on me and what I liked somewhere- I would pass out from how horny that would make me

Oh- you have spreadsheets on my preferences like a fucking weirdo? My dude, this is exactly my brand of freak, our autistic asses shall be married in the morning

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my pussy is fat, my lore is immense and my kinks are off putting, who want me

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sorry for thinking fully clothed sex is hot. sorry for thinking that making someone ruin multiple layers of valuable fabric separating them from me because they're so desperate for my touch is attractive. i'm so fucking sorry alright.

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treat yourself to a short fic. in 2k or less, your whole day could turn around.

edited to bold the "or less" because people were ignoring it

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Feral, dirty, primal fucking, wrestling you onto the bed, cutting off your complaints with a hand over your mouth, teeth on your neck, claiming you. Rutting into you until you're crying and begging me to stop. Too weak to fight back, too weak to think. Just lie there and take it.

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With more and more Ao3 authors restricting their works to the archive (due to AI scraping), they're going to be losing guest interaction. And probably generally feeling down because. You know. AI is stealing their hard work.

So! Now is a great time to stop by your favorite authors/stories and drop them some comments! They really appreciate it!

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my most extreme weirdest kink is being wanted. my tamest kink is knife play

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need a butch sucking my tits and groaning into them right about now. breathless dirty talk with my nipple in their mouth >>

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I'm not looking at you respectfully. In fact, I want to tie you to the bed and edge you until you cry.

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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw