#which is just a no | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

tiredpapergirl · 7 months ago

Text

There is a spider wandering around my room and I don't like it.

#not afraid of spiders exactly #but I don't like them #they act like they own the place #and they crawl on my bed #which is just a no #spiders #tw spiders #tw arachnophobia

2 notes · View notes

paintedcrows · 6 months ago

Text

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES #FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM #more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres #which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise #stanford pines #ford pines #grunkle ford #dipper pines #mason pines #gravity falls #GF fanart #fan art #fanart #digital art #comic #silly #my art

139K notes · View notes

nikoisme · 3 months ago

Text

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

#i just say “oh a little bit of everything really” which is. partially true ig

85K notes · View notes

omegaverse-anesthesiologist · 9 months ago

Text

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

#Literally everything else works fine it’s just ao3 #Who was reading smut that they blocked ao3 #I must know #in which nina screams into the void

117K notes · View notes

humming-fly · 1 month ago

Text

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

#just another tally added to the board of reasons it's hard to imagine any of these guys ever entertaining guests 👍#the trickiest part of this gag was trying to think of who would ever visit these guys lmao #not the most social of butterflies this group #sth #rouge the bat #amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #e123 omega #team dark #comic #my art #doodles #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #is that really the general tag that gets used? which one of these 3 is the main one here a;sldkjf #anyways first time drawing amy!#I like her funny little shark fin from her classic design

49K notes · View notes

bookwyrminspiration · 3 months ago

Text

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

#creative writing #shitpost #sorry just wrote a third piece with the same underlying idea/premise #which i didn't do on purpose #and now i'm like. well fuck. what's this mean about me?#now i gotta do some self reflection about that

48K notes · View notes

pangur-and-grim · 5 days ago

Text

also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

#the original tattoo was coloured just fine!#the only problem was that one of the colours was clashing with the tattoo just above it #the neon pink fish belly didn't match well with the earthy palette of my medieval lady #so I had a guy go over it and make the fish belly bright red #(which IS a colour you see in illuminated manuscripts!)#and now I'm very happy with everything

34K notes · View notes

poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago

Text

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

73K notes · View notes

canisalbus · 3 months ago

Text

✦ Pebble ✦

24K notes · View notes

butchfalin · 1 year ago

Text

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

149K notes · View notes

swan2swan · 8 months ago

Text

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

57K notes · View notes

knockknockwhosthereartistism · 5 months ago

Text

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

23K notes · View notes

napping-sapphic · 5 months ago

Text

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #sometimes you just need to be CLOSE ya know #also i went to bed really early last night and slept So Well #and i just woek up and im still realllll sleepy #which is why i seized the chance to post this #because i get too shy and embarrassed to whenever i try to do it when im not half asleep #pointign and laughing at fully awake me rn🫵#lmao loser ass🫵🫵🫵#now it’s posted and there’s nothing you can do about it #im gay and i like sleeping

23K notes · View notes

notbecauseofvictories · 1 year ago

Text

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you #(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi)#(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)

99K notes · View notes

whaledocboi · 1 year ago

Text

ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be

#not to mention ripping off and plagirazing real artists hard work of course #which is a whole other conversation #i cant feel the same love and adoration for whatever the slop machine produces #it will never be the same #im just really tired #anti ai #anti ai art

61K notes · View notes