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the author's barely disguised lack of socialisation and profound sense of alienation from all other human life
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will never understand all the vocabulary struggles star wars fanfiction writers talk about. what do you mean you cant use the idiom "a dime a dozen" because they dont have dimes in star wars? put the word "space" before it. a space dime a dozen. bam. skill issue
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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever
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people who for very silly reasons want to market prepared food products without preservatives in them who then discover why we started putting preservatives in prepared food products in the first place (because without a preservation method food quickly grows stale, and frequently also moldy or downright toxic) is a consistently good bit. like people really seem to think we put Evil Chemicals in food on purpose for no reason.
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guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨
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PITIFUL AMERICAN WHITE BOY MEAL RECIPE (gender and race inclusive)
the perfect recipe if you want to feel like you have severe unmitigated mental problems that arent obvious enough to other people to get you professional help, or to larp as a poor person, or both. ingredients include:
gas station chicken patty (AM PM preferred but anything will do)
walmart brand bread rolls
ketchup
assemble into small sandwiches. microwave. add ketchup. congrats! youre done. for the full experience you can add an energy drink and get crumbs all over your lap
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PITIFUL AMERICAN WHITE BOY MEAL RECIPE (gender and race inclusive)
the perfect recipe if you want to feel like you have severe unmitigated mental problems that arent obvious enough to other people to get you professional help, or to larp as a poor person, or both. ingredients include:
gas station chicken patty (AM PM preferred but anything will do)
walmart brand bread rolls
ketchup
assemble into small sandwiches. microwave. add ketchup. congrats! youre done. for the full experience you can add an energy drink and get crumbs all over your lap
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"Wow, all the trans women I've met are so strong and resilient! It truly is incredible how they're able to endure so much!"
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hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨
it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute
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woke-ing it up in spanish class today
learning about
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modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum
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