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Zoomed over bc I was giving attention to Mera
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my dream is to see Elon Musk be the first person executed by being thrown out of an airlock. and before that someone telling him ”wow just like amongus” in his stupid accent
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I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin
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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually
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add another clove of garlic im not driving
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nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends
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2025 lets all internalize "its my fault for not taking enough stimulants"
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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.
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(goes to a Chinese restaurant in my hometown) (suddenly remembers I’m gay) oh god the fucking clown...
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yes they are toxic but it is because of the love. without the love it would be a lot healthier actually.
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution
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a tinder date once concluded "ah, you're a superwholocker!" when no, i am at best a sherlock survivor, a genuine enjoyer of doctor who, and a lifelong permanently suffering spn addict
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