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dick took the news that a strange thirteen year old broke into his apartment while he was away at the circus pretty well, I gotta say
#this is not how the interaction played out in the issue btw lol I'm just having a bit of fun#tim drake#dick grayson#batfam#dc#the new titans issue 65#inspi art#I remember being baffled when i read ALPOD and tim broke into dick’s apartment like it was nothing to find out where he’d gone#like where did he learn that? reddit?#I chalked it up to comicbook goofiness and wolfman stretching suspension of disbelief a little to keep the plot moving#which is why it surprised me when they acknowledged it again#and by doing so cemented tim knowing how to pick locks and being used to breaking into apartments as a canon fact(TM)#and so hence forth he would continued to be a little contradictory weirdo who’s both normal and incredibly not normal at the same time
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the sky background in the poet | artist mv is an actual 8mx18m painting made specially to match the mood of the song (x)
#i love how every detail about poet artist has been thought through and everything is done with lots and lots of consideration and love#and i LOVE that they used an actual art piece instead of a green screen for this#also genuinely baffling to me that there is ai discourse about jjong's vocals on the song. apparently a lot of ppl on tiktok believe shinee#used ai for jjong's part which is CRAZY to even think about it. i need everyone who is spreading nonsensical information about poet artist#to keep jonghyun and shinee's names out of their mouth. GOD#using ai for a song called poet artist....be for fucking real now#shinee
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powerful mental image of lucanis expounding passionately about any given one of his limited but extremely deep areas of interest (the wyvern/knives/coffee/cooking/murder continuum of lucanis dellamorte special interests if you will) while rye lounges around and Beholds him with palpable twink boutta pounce energy
#having lucanis really go off about something no matter what it is is a rare and precious gift for rye specifically. free aphrodisiac#honestly rye's version of that might initially be subtle enough that only davrin would notice it (and suffer accordingly) lol#'could you guys do that while I'm not here. I'm starting to feel sick' '*perfectly innocent rye voice* do what davrin? I'm not even#doing anything :}' 'yeah you're doing nothing with a lot of subtext rook there are whole chains of footnotes here I'd rather not know'#very funny idea of rye leaving the top button of his shirt open (which means about one centimeter of throat exposed. to be clear)#to go to dinner b/c that is enough to make lucanis completely lose his train of thought every time he glances over#and davrin with half his glorious booba out at all times shaking his head at rye across the table like 'you harlot (affectionate)'#(may I remind us all that his first crush was viago de riva. I remind myself of this at least twice a week b/c it's one of my few sources#of joy and delight these days. rye only gets as mean as viago under very rare and specific cirumstances but I think that#might be lucanis' equivalent aphrodisiac material lol. whenever rook gets tried to the point of showing his hand that not only#IS he actually very clever he also has the capacity to be a *bitch* when provoked lucanis finds his trousers suddenly a little tight.#man something here about both of them struggling with holding on to their anger yet actually finding it appealing in the other person#that's actually kind of moving as well as hilarious haha. rye losing his cool and being like 'oh fuck my cover is blown yet again#now everyone will know I am an asshole actually' and meanwhile lucanis is like 'I need to kiss him under the pale moonlight' <3#something something nothing is more beautiful to me than the fullness of your nature getting to witness the full spectrum of your being#'*davrin facepalming just out of frame as they gaze upon each other like this* literally what did I just SAY!!! assan avert your eyes#this is grownup stuff. weird-ass grownup stuff I don't fully get and yet I suppose it takes all kinds etc. but still grownup stuff')#davrin being the baffled witness to the intricate yet extremely low-key mating dance of two introverts is something that can be so personal#he clocked them from the moment they showed up to recruit him (which to be clear is before either of these two dumbasses realized anything)#and now he has to live with it <3 sorry davrin I love you davrin#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#lucanis dellamorte#davrin#from my tag rants etc.#rook x lucanis#rookanis#holding on to my sanity and will to live by a shred but with how coherent and sane this is I'm sure it's not even noticeable
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aromantic culture is still being 90% sure that middle and elementary schoolers can’t actually fall in love and all your friends in that time period were just faking their crushes because of peer pressure
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#aro culture is#aro#aromantic#actually aro#actually aromantic#ask#mod axel#still baffles us that apparently the average age at which people report first experiencing 'attraction' (defined somewhat sexually?) is 10#like our body's libido started then but it's wild to think when it happens vs when society likes to say it starts
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umm i guess im treating this like an au now ahah
pmd2 darkrai hasn't had time to figure out wtf is going on (he's been here for like an hour tops). he's lost his composure immediately lol
#this is stupid hgsdjgs#cresselia is a PAIN to draw btw#too many smooth shapes aaaa#anyway. i like to think the pmd series is its own universe with only one darkrai and cresselia there. and they hate each other's guts#so pmd2 darkrai got chucked into a different universe. where that darkrai and cresselia are more chill w each other#(which seems to be the case in the games and anime.. sometimes?)#pmd2 darkrai is BAFFLED that they aren't mortal enemies here lol he's so expecting to get beat up all over again#he would be running away so fast if he weren't being dragged by the hair hgfhdsfkjg#i didnt put much thought into how this would even work i just thought it was funny and ran with it LOL#pmd2 darkrai probably woke up saw another him and went 'ah yes i must be in the past now there's two of me to work together'#talking like 'haha this is perfect let us combine our might to plunge this world into darkness' or some shit#and the other darkrai just. stares. says to themself 'yeah im too tired for this shit im taking this weirdo to cresselia' LOL#pokemon#darkrai#pmd darkrai#cresselia#two darkrais au#pmd au#anirritant art
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Being a mechs fan is all fun and games until someone plays house of the rising sun on the speaker at work and it takes every ounce of willpower you have in you not to say "My good pal Jonny d'Ville killed his dad to this"
#the speaker is cause we aren't technically allowed to wear headphones so there's a bluetooth speaker in the office#anyone can connect to it but you aren't allowed to play any songs that cuss which is just a little baffling#Like. We're all adults. This js an office space with 6 of us. >#I think we can handle hearing a song that says fuck#But I digress#the mechanisms
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cant do much else right now but sketch
#library of ruina#netzach#netzach lor#just talking i think. todays an alright day to speak. in tags because im painfully shy. the opacity for the text block is very low becaus#it was mostly just my own experinces and ramblings about painting which had me want to draw the small sketch. nothing special just talking#abt how i often forget about papertowels and wipe and mix everything on my skin and hands to not break flow and feel physically tje process#wanted to go ahead and have that idea put down for a sketch. netzy. there is other doodles but theyre subpar i think. tried drawing before#because angela. shes gorgeous. but im having a hard time in general. slow...#... i keep forgetting how many people actually follow this blog im a bit baffled. sorry this isnt much im mostly just using this to make#sure i dont loose track of days and have 5 or the sort pass by posting semi consistently
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I was cleaning up some broken links on my old silly Pokemon fansite, the Neglected Pokemon Lovers Unite (NPLU), and I realized that it has now been open for 25 years. TWENTY. FIVE. YEARS. That is an ASTONISHING amount of time for a site to stay open! Even if the last substantial update was like back in 2009 lol. The world around it has changed so much, but I think it's still valuable as a time capsule of a certain time on the internet. I wrote up a new essay about it on the site and did some general clean-up here and there.
Anyway to that end, since so much of the fic and art there is so old, I decided to compare Radic's oldest form to his newest! Radic was always a human boy but I just couldn't draw humans at the time so I made him a furry lol. Eventually I figured it out.
I also thought it'd be a neat challenge to mimic my own style back when it was really wonky and bad. And it was! It was kind of fun actually. I don't have too many shots of Radic from back then (it was hard to get art on the internet in the late 90's-early 00's), but I do have a few - hugging Kitsune, two old kiribans if you want to compare. I had a lot more old shots of Parasects though to reference unsurprisingly, they were very triangular lol. I think I did a pretty good job of matching what my art used to look like. I had a clear see-through Gameboy back in the day if you can't tell what Radic is holding lol.
("Isn't Radic the faceless avatar of your gamer self as depicted in Handplates-" yes, but Pokemon!Radic is the only one that actually became his own character, all the rest are shells)
If you do go poking around the NPLU, please keep in mind that almost everything there is very old and most of the fic and art is pretty bad (and shockingly violent). Plz do not judge me! My younger self was a cringey weeb but she was trying very hard. :<
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#pokemon#z art#radic#callima#parasect#man i haven't drawn a parasect in ages i forgot how fun it is#my crabshroom babies#i always get tempted to just delete all the links to my old art but people always tell me not to#they like seeing it?? which always baffles me but i'm trying to accept that there's something worthwhile about them lol#radic is blind so he's not using the switch he's just holding it#maybe for red? idk#there was this odd stretch where i was using dot eyes#then switched to big anime eyes#then smaller anime eyes#then back to dots again#time is a circle...#i also used to use ^_^ CONSTANTLY#thus the ^_^ by old radic there#i've seen a lot of old web trends get revived but not hit awards/kiribans#for some reason#hit counters sure webring sure affiliates sure awards and adoptables sure#but celebratory things for reaching a hit marker? haven't seen a lot of those lately
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at some point in disability you stop wanting to "get better" and this is just really hard for able bodied people to understand for some reason
#i had an interaction with a doctor which prompted this#theyre almost certainly a quack but they promised they could find a cure for my eds#to be unequivocal no such thing exists eds is genetic and changing that is beyond the current limits of medicine in almost every case#i was there for regular blood testing and when they said this to me my response was pretty unenthusiastic#something like 'thats not really what im here for'#which was clearly completely baffling to the doctor#part of that has to do with the way doctors are really solution oriented but also#i dont really want to be 'cured'#its hard to explain but this is my body now and ive gotten used to it#what matters is my day to day quality of life not a return to 'normal'#in my eyes disability isnt a bad thing its a neutral one#the idea that im okay with being permanently disabled is intolerable to able bodied society#this doctor has a ton of pther red flags id like to separately post about but ive gone on long enough#to the person who sent me the ask about intersectionality bw transgender and disabled identity#i see you it just turns out a lot of research has been needed to answer you#a reply is coming tho#anyway#disability#salt baby talks#chronic illness#ehlers danlos syndrome#postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome#ableism
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me @ kris's latest selfie: oh who's that pretty bo- hold on hold on a minute hold on honey




this is both sinister and diabolical....




biggest concert of our career, 20k people... good grief
#and it just goes on and on and ON#and locals have to stare at their big circus eyesore for the next year all around the place l m a o#i truly REFUSE to believe žiga did this. first of all he didn't acknowledge collaboration w/jo on his socials at all while jo tagged him#and žiga's other work does not look like this okay i know he likes to break letters now but NOT LIKE THIS#baffling experience ngl#did they only tag him on the promo cause they used his type for the text?#did they pay him 3 cents gave him 3 minutes and a prayer to do this logo and the whole graphic?#WHY IS MARK PIRC TAGGED ON A PROMO? is mark's vision tm at play here? for which sins? have ppl not suffered enough?#*waking up in cold sweat at night whispering why is mark pirc tagged on a promo*#I have so so many questions about how this came to be#and when they saw this after a resize did no one think bro 💀 it's ugly#while yes of course it'd be too late if they had already placed ads etc but#seems like they printed one poster for this specific purpose of doing how many TikTok bits and ig stories RIGHT NEXT TO IT. ZOOMED IN.#they had time to look at it and say oh noooooo let's clean this stinker. it's not if they are short on time? this thing is in a year?#take a day? if we presume no one noticed anything wonky and it only came up on a big format which it happens it happens...#if u know u gon FILM IT UP close and put KRIS in front of it yet the horrors will prevail and distract even ME from KRIS. take a fucking da#my goodness i am but a library of confusion#žiga spill the tea what's up come to my window whisper it in my ear i plead#the biggest concert bigger than esc bigger than stozice capacity of 20k ppl some tickets cost 120 eur no?#should you expect a ball pit dashcon style in the spar fan pit#is it mark pirc himself tagged on a promo graphic or it is just the looming ever haunting danger of mark's vision tm#i have lost my miind i have looooooost my miiiiind with this selfie#they truly said come come piggy here's you slop well let me tell you THEY DON'T SLOP PIGS ANYMORE!!!! even pigs are on intricate diets#misc.posts
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no happy father’s day post for bobby is craaazzzzyyyy btw
#i have two dads and you’re one of them. not my dad but he might as well be.#now i have three dads. mom brought two kids into the marriage you brought one.#not to mention the two biological children they made sure to remind us he would be seeing again upon his death like.#orrrrr the way he’s basically The Dad of the firehouse#he literally had the most kids….#i am. baffled and annoyed#no peter tribute. goodbye video (which was for PROMO in the first place) deleted.#what are we even doing#rambling#negativity#and if they’re doing it to avoid the backlash. it very much is not happening lol#like the comments are just gonna be like that from now on no matter what they post
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I think like…if you’re joking around like “oh this ship is canon 100% trust me” that’s fine and oftentimes very funny, and pointing out stuff between characters of the same gender that would 100% be taken as romantic subtext in an m/f situation is great, but if you’re using literally anything that says “these characters care about each other” as “evidence” that a ship is canonically implied I’m gonna side eye that
#thinking about the person I saw#who used a character saying they never had a first love#and a completely separate conversation about how they’ve finally found something to be passionate about#as evidence that a ship is real#which was very baffling because the first screenshot they used read really strongly as (intentionally or not) implied ARO rep
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i have drank way too much iced coffee today and am appropriately wired about it, and now the guy who was annoying me for the past two days has now managed to screw up something for my coworker now, and i think he has made an enemy for life from me at this point
#he's the originator of the mistake i was trying to fix this week#i dont fault him for that because i think he was new at the time and it was a bizzare fluke#i DO fault him for basically making zero effort to figure it out and being clueless about it#like dude. i get you dont remember it. MAYBE CHECK YOUR RECORDS?#instead he was like 'ummmm idk lol talk to [other person instead.]' no i asked YOU because YOU did the thing!!!#now he is messing up my coworker's work by returning it to draft for. baffling reasons#'this is incorrect please fix it' sir it literally is not incorrect.#i think you just don't know how to do your job#which is concerning because you have the 'specialist' title and are supposed to know more than us lowly staffers
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the coolest kids in forgotten valley!!☆
(…it seems there may have been a stretch of time where rock and lumina were the only kids in forgotten valley…🥲)
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#in the remake hugh and the player’s kid are the same number of years apart#so i can see them having very similar conversations n friendship#surely these two kids will grow up well adjusted and they will have no lasting effects from this kind of isolation. they will be fine#i have been thinking a lot about what their childhoods were like. i want to protect both of them#everyone who has anything to say about them as kids says that both of them were not well behaved children at all#tei says rock was rambunctious and energetic and hard to handle. sebastian says lumina was less than amenable#rock says he was bored to death when he first came here and lumina asks you not to tell romana that she’s lonely#lumina also hated wearing dresses so. she is very mad and ready to bite people maybe#sos awl#bokumono#my art#rock tumbling (sos)#harvest moon#story of seasons#story of seasons a wonderful life#bokujou monogatari#i like to imagine a au where pony and cecilia come to visit their family’s respective farms#so these two can have more friends ;w;#i am always thinking about how they were both severed from their families and taken in by someone else at a young age to live in nowhere#and they are both not exactly enthused about following the path laid out for them#headcanon ⚠️ i wonder if rock’s moving out on his own happened when he was a teenager. he was extremely confident everything would work out#anyway he got fired from every job ever and after many years came crawling back. and he came crawling back blond#at the time of chapter 1 lumina is baffled by the state of the guy she grew up with. why is he using dated slang and wearing disco costume#she is also kind of mad at him for having been gone for so long#hc rock probably had more freedom as a kid than lumina did which probably annoyed her#once again takakura retrieves a small rock from the goddess pond and he’s covered in poison ivy bee stings etc. no remorse#lumina from her window on the hill feels somehow jealous of these misadventures#lumina mentions in her heart event that she doesn’t often visit the beach because her skin burns easily#meanwhile rock was probably playing outside always. if his kid is any indication#idk i like thinking about the history of this extremely small village
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I think the funniest thing to come out of Dragons Rising is the fact that both seasons have a character with at least one explicitly queer-subtext moment. Sora with her name and rejecting the society that she didn't fit in with, Bonzle worried no one would accept her for who she is now when compared to who she was "supposed" to be, my friends the closet is made of glass.
I've decided this is now mandatory, at least one queer allegory every season. I'm enlisting all of you to help me enforce it. Onwards, lads, to victory
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#lego ninjago#sora#bonzle#queer#trans#text post#talk#joke#i jest but im also baffled#if i had a nickel for every season of dragosn rising that had a trans-coded character#id have 2 nickels#which isnt a lot but i love that it happened twice#join me in the trenches my friends. it is up to us to enforce these laws. as i decree them#together we can make ninjago gayer#i believe in us#for the last season i vote the allegory is uhhhhhh pixal#because i love her and i can make her trans#let me on the writers team. let me ON#my pipe dream is that the final allegory is lloyd#because it would make so many of us lose our minds. we can tie it back to the dragon/oni genes boys#i believe
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okay can sabretooth/wolverine enjoyers please explain to me: why "sabrevine". that is not a coherent name smoosh! he's not called wolvervine! i'm so perplexed and i don't understand
@isntverynice @windresistantblowjobhandles @wolvertooth y'all don't have to respond im just pinging you in case you feel like chiming in, lol
#also im incapable of not seeing it and hearing “vine” like red vines#which is not the correct sound!#im gonna keep using sabreine bc it sounds much more mellifluous to me but to be clear im not judging! im just baffled#sabrevine#sabreine#wolvertooth
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