#whew. jesus lord okay

[ghostsessioned]

If I may ask, how is sage so burm scarred

i had a feeling this question would get asked. buckle up and hunker down, TW for : implied attempted scide, self - immolation.

a very long story short : olivia, violet and charlie All got into a pretty bad fight the night it happened. olivia left more upset than these two had ever seen her, and snuck out into berenson creek after curfew. she hopped the railing along jacob's house, not realizing he was home, and found a spot she thought was doable. after setting things up, she managed to single - handedly recreat "the perfect day", and went up in flames Without a lightning strike, thinking this was it. jacob was alerted to what was happening by athena, who led him outside and into the summit. he extinguished olivia when he got to her, assuming it was simply just a freak accident, and called 911, thinking it would help. it didn't.

deemed unsafe and unstable, olivia was taken to a psychiatric hospital for about three weeks, and violet and charlie Both thought she was dead because no one could tell her where she went. three weeks later, olivia gets released, hikes it to her aunt and uncle's home when they're not around, grabs what she can, and hikes Back out to berenson creek for different reasons, giving jacob gray hairs all the while.

[kisscara]

i dont wanna be anon anymore but i told you about my y/n moment a few days ago (i don’t remember??) and i really need tips to get him like more into me ykwim? i was thinking about dapping him up and then pulling him into a hug and if he asked why to say “well you’re on your period this week and looked like you needed it i dunno” bc today he was getting mad at me for kicking his seat and i teased him (?? wgat??) about being pissy so PLS GIVE TIPS ALSO I LOVEEEEEE YOUR BLOG YOU INSPIRE ME 🤞 - mimi

the y/n rizz anon !!!! okay im likeee🤔 ive never been in a relationship b4 or had a serious crush but 1 of my bsfs r in a relationship and WHEW a lot has happened so if u wanna make him more invested in u, the best thing to do is to not change anything abt urself for that matter, try not to get jealous too easily 'cause it'll cause conflict between u 2, don't come off too strong, jus try to be yourself and be FUNNY humor always helps with crushes i swear on my good man Lord Jesus Christ

[chameleon-on-lsd]

SOKO Leipzig S24E13 - 18 liveblogging

Panzer

oh lord. let's see if Soko handles this topic better than spatort being suddendly very fatphobic in FdG lmao XDDD wieder mal eine very 'business business' talk und die hat eine richtig ätzende stimme die alte .......... weiss ja nicht was ich davon halten soll na, und du kleiner creep?! welp haha danke jan für das hinterfragen dass sie keine ahnung hat aber sooo familiär seien in der firma hübsche cord jacke kim. ich leg langsam meinen hass auf cord ab... who am I?? moritz wie ne fucking statue am dahocken xDD lmao alle wichtigen infos, lasagne in kantine ist alle und der ex von kim pennt bei denen aufm sofa. läuft bei euch schatzi dein fucking holster ist verdammt verdreht how did you manage that? ....wer hat SO viele bilder von irgend ner ander person aw craft lady tho und framed ne fucking telefonnummer?? xD brav moritz, you fixed your holster aw moritz mit dem social media account xD ...wie moritz nicht mit kim zusammenarbeiten will xD haha aw aber jetzt bringt er ihr kaffee und platziert sich aufm pult auch das erste mal das ich 'mehrgewichtig' höre holy SHIT moritz das outfit lmao. wegen der nicht-kontinuität hats jetzt einfach so ausgehen als hätte kim ne fucking gabel voll nudel und fleisch OHNE zu kauen runtergeschluckt XDD finds auch geil dass moritz die page von der toten am durschauen ist und der url oben ist einfach 'facetoface.de'. nicht mal fucking /name ? xD gebt euch son bissschen mehr mühe und die audiospur war auch total zu kurz gezeigt für die aussage xD ach leute. macht mal besser xD moritz ist SO verknallt xD süssmaus XDDD alte. du willst mir erzählen die influencerin bringt nicht nur eine sondern MEHRERE kameras mit für das video? xDD aww wie angepisst moritz ist wegen der verarbredung von kim mit rico xD 'son zartes persönchen' xDD 'bei so kommentaren vergeht mir der appetit' sags ihr, kim xD die imbisstante war es?? xDDD and she as little old lady kinda reminds me of my grandma and it is pulling my heartstrings..... XDDD 'schönes leben noch' xD die alte einfach moritz! richte dein fucking holster. was ist los mit dir. und mit der kostüm abteilung sehr schöne jacke kim ........whew cool cool, casually crying at this end

Wenn du schläfst

oh lord. jesus times here we go ...was wetten wir dass der pfleger noch wichtig wird? wow rico du kleine bitch du und deine insane augenbrauen aww amir, wehe du tust der irgendwas an .........why is that a case? oh old case? ..moritz der hellgelbe pulli ist so hässlich. why did that one have a comeback? oh war ihre ehefrau die andere dame am anfang? ne das war die ärztin oder? wo war die frau? aww und nennt sie 'Kas' oh lord.... die ärztin ist ja mal straight ausm psychological horror amir, good boy süsses outfit von der ehefrau ....und who the fuck are you? xD boah die ärtzin ist SO creepy girlies, why did you two get married? xD ......... die dance szene von kim und rico sehr schöner pulli moritz aww amir. stop being rude sehr hübsch in zivil aber <33 bahahaha aber dann einfach literally outside of their gates am bierchen trinkchen???? XDDD what is happeeenniiiiinngggggggggg xD DAS ALLES NUR DAMIT SIE DEN SCHLÜSSEL STEHLEN KANN??? ja natürlich xD ...moritz. wieder mal nen baseballschläger abgekriegt xD armes kerlchen HOLY SHIT moritz baby du bist richtig am arsch

Schutzbefohlen

Schöne intro musik Oh no another hot-ish cop. That‘s probably not doing great work. Alright young!coworker is even cuter xD nice curls Noo where‘s the normal ME? I don‘t like the attitude of this one. Okay the same intro scene but now with moritz and kim in the room is cool. Lmao der shot von moritz vor dem riesigen gebäude XD moritz ‚von kommst du denn?‘ ‚von dA. Was is dass denn für ne dumme frage?‘ xD Lmao the squeakiest fucking floorboards KATZE!!!!!!!!! Geil, spaziert einfach rein xD WOAH. Moritz!!!!! Was ist das für n fucking hemd?? Höt Finds geil wie der junge hintergrund cop einfach so… da ist WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF ?!?! WHAT Honestly wtf geht hier ab xD Dkdlalskd moritz und seine fake empathy im verhör <3 Und das mit fucking tanktop und kettchen look Big love Awww der junge cop hat sie einfach zu kim gebracht? Nice Uh-oh spaghettios Uh cop kriegt sogar unterhaltung. He‘s a good boy! Oh wow the fucking older cop and the reporter. Not surprised tbh xDD one for the ‚very sudden ending‘: of course the religious sister killed the cop after finding the incriminating video of him

Das Weihnachtswunder

Omg!!!!! Christmas episode? Awww jan und ina mit ihren kids am reden Ohgott und kim au mit mami am telefoniere. Und moritz der einfach so verloren im gang steht ;-; Baby boy Aaaaaah ;-; Rettig xD what the fuck Moritz is SO done xDD dkdkfkfleöaösödkk Geil war das intro kein fall sondern literally nur team xD fühl ich AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHMoritz mit den rentier öhrchen!!!!!!!!!! Kill me Omg what is this couple xD Warum scaheun wir jan beim klogang zu?! xD Nice, strapped santa xD ‚Chill mal deine base‘ xDD Haha aw jan mit seinem sohn Aldkfjalfjfjals sabine und rettig sich am annerden xD ….benny. Das war SO schnell für die herzmassage??? aw moritz bby, es ist nicht deine schuld <3 omg string version of Hallelujah <333 lol wie moritz den rum-getränkten stollen geil findet ‚Schwanz-verlängerungs uhr‘ xDD Baha was ist los diese episode mit dem ganzen jan/ina zeugs. Auch wenn ichs ja mag God that fucking song The resolution was so quick I didn‘t even understand it xD ‚Peter der sportlehrer‘ ‚der mit dem süssen schweizer akzent‘ NACH GRAUBÜNDEN eingeladen? En bündner?? xD not sure I‘d call that cute Lmao jan ‚mit nem original schweizer geissen-peter‘ get roasted bitch Aw jan am zeugs rumschmeissen Ajdkdlaöskdjsjskd Alter kim, nenn moritz nicht arschloch?! Zick nicht so rum xD Moritz bby </3 Nooooo, don‘t cry baby boy ;-; Hahaha jan und ina aufm boden hocken und wein trinken. Leute ihr seid alt. Setzt euch aufn sofa Bahaha ‚weihnachten in der schweiz ist total überbewertet, das ist langweilig, öde und kitschig‘ Nice kim und moritz dürfen auch mal trash racoons sein Once again, I have underestimated how long the fucking 90 minute episodes feel. It‘s just so weird for soko Moritz mit dem hand herz und ‚mitbewohnerin‘ xD ‚Hast du vielleicht auch lust auf lauwarme lasagne?‘ xD ja jan, so kriegt man mädels rum Oh no, a mystery cd Bahaha ‚…noch irgendwo n cd player?‘ xD ja scheisse ne xD Aaaah baby fotos Was ist das fürn fucking geschenk? xD Wie moritz nen voll geschmückten baum rumträgt xD Aww die schwangere mit dem gewinnerlos Bhahahaha und natürlich gleich ‚ich glaub das baby kommt‘ xD

Mordsmässig

Lmao the true crime podcast girlies Kinda love it lol And the different people listening to it Haha aw natürlich hört rettig auch Und er sieht gut aus in dem licht? Und mit den haaren RIP girlie :( Warum zicken sich ina und sabine an? xd nich so die morgenmenschen? Die mit ihrem ‚schwer verdächtig‘ shirt xD NE UNTERSCHRIEBENE TASSE? Oh no ;-; poor rettig Mh totally non creepy taxidermy house Wieder mal ein vogel :D und der typ war auch schon in irgend nem polizeiruf….. pretty sure at least ‚Sicher dass sie kein regenwasser wollen?‘ ‚bitte nicht‘ xD Das ist ja auch mal ne krasse wohnung mit dem converaation pit style sofa bzw der erhöhung Ich könnt einfach NIE in dem ding schlafen. Die fucking riesen fenster ohne vorhänge xD Lol wie sich kim n sandwich aus zwei pizza stücken bastelt Und wie sie versucht rettig mit pizza aufzuheitern xD Moritz mit dem shoulder bump zu rettig xD Oh yeah, the dude was in hilde‘s erbe. Yelling kurwa :D Lmao soko is back to trying to be a horror show Lol und jetzt t-shirt ‚opfer der umstände‘ Der alte typ greift zum spaten xD Ehehe moritz with tousled hair Lol das ende mit den diversen true crime intros You can take it from my cold dead hands

In Obhut

Aw pflegeväter Mit nem NICEN fucking haus und garten Ja geil und jetzt inne versiffte wohnung? Armer junge xD Aww wie moritz seinen kaffee an kim abtritt Aw die mami ist süss mit dem jungen am plätzchen backen (und sie erinnert mich an wen den ich am wochenende getroffen hab) ....got jump scared by a name ugh the inconsistency of the men standing from the front and back view shot omg spinat, kartofffeln und fischstäbchen, gei-el xD who the fuck are you??? ....that boy is gonna run away .......wieder mal anderer holster für moritz? was is das fürn ding the purple/pink chucks return <3 ooh that's the husband of the dead social worker aww I only now noticed the one dad's lil earring ....die proben stammen von dustin?! wie kam die so lange an seinen piss? xD w a s xD ;-; der kleine einfach alleine draussen irgendwo gute song wahl mal wieder aww dustin hat kim angerufen. süss XDDD moritz smug face at confronting the dude about the stolen money xD moritz angepisst wegen rettig und dann 'sie sind ein schatz' xD ;-; the kid giving the Schutzengel necklace to the mom ;-; cries a lot at them being happy

[adventism-atheism-orthodoxy-me]

Sabbath School, 06/17/2023

I made the mistake of going to to a Sabbath School Class this morning. I've been avoiding them for years because that's where the nutty stuff comes out. Especially if it's one of the classes that's supposed to follow the Sabbath School Quarterly fairly closely.

Quickly the discussion turned to "The Catholics", by which everyone understood Latin Catholicism (as is typical, no distinctions are made here). There was a lot of fast and loose history treatments, unsupported statements of Christians persecuting Christians during the reign of Constantine, and the elevation of the Pope of Rome to the supreme authority of the entire Roman Church.

This article goes over some of the finer details, if anyone's interested.

Sabbath ties in prominently as the true Christian antithesis to the mark of the beast, and anyone who doesn't agree - well - they've made their choice and are doomed. "Roman Catholicism" (i.e. the Papacy) will resume it's persecutions of anyone that disagrees with it and will give rise to a great apostacy and will begin end-time events.

Wow.

This is certainly Good News (εὐαγγέλιον)!

I must confess - growing up with this stuff - I actually did feel a fear response myself a few times during the class.

So, our distinctives include an abiding fear of apostacy all around us complete with conspiracy theories based on historical, Christological, and general theological delusions and errors; performing certain activities to mark ourselves out as chosen (criticized in the "Catholics", but okay when it involves the Sabbath), and threatening those who disagree with damnation (again, criticized when the "Catholics" do it, but okay when non-"Catholics" do it), mostly because Adventist damnation isn't eternal. Whew! I was worried there for a second.

Got it.

Why, again, do we have a hard time reaching out to the unchurched in our communities?

Maybe we should ask ourselves if we really understand things correctly. Maybe that would be a good place to start.

In the end, I suspect that all of this hand-wringing and prophetic fear-mongering is unimportant - i.e. a distraction.

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, Have mercy upon me,

A Sinner

[yellowocaballero]

"What therefore God hath joined together in human and daemon, let not man put asunder." (Mark 10:9)

Jonathan Sims, six months after the Unknowing, wakes to find himself without a daemon - without humanity, without a soul. It's a cursed half-life, but existence as a shell without a heart isn't so bad: between solving the mystery of a persistent illusion cast over his friends and some light pseudo-cannibalism, a life as a monster is better than no life at all. At least, it would be, if it wasn't for the fucking Owl.

Or: break free, Jon. You have nothing to lose anymore.

This story has it all! Daemon cuddle piles! Cannibalism! PTSD! Jon having serious Mr. Darcy moments! Punching birds! Birds punching YOU? And more! Click this 50k one shot and find out! 

[catierambles]

Control Ch.15

Pairing: Au!Walter Marshall x Jessica Talbot (OFC)

WC 909

Warnings: None

@liecastillo , @kmuir1 , @ms-betsy-fangirl , @kebabgirl67 , @themanfromu , @duckymomo-26 , @identity2212 , @mis-lil-red , @7eamfantasy

Jackson still hadn’t moved when he got back to Jessica’s room and Walter stood in front of him, looking down at him.

“Hey.” Walter said.

“Hey.” Jackson echoed.

“You have questions.”

“Fuckin’ understatement.” Jackson said, looking up at him. “What the hell are you?”

“Not here. Jess isn’t going to wake up for a while and Martin is sitting in a holding cell, we’ll go back to my place and talk.” Walter said, “Come on.” Jackson stood from the chair and followed him from the hospital, heading back to the car. The trip was made in silence, but there was tension in the air as they made their way up to Walter’s apartment, Walter closing the door behind them once they were inside.

“Start talking.” Jackson said, turning on him.

“What you saw was real.”

“No shit.”

“Finding Jess like that, and then Martin coming at me, I didn’t lose control, but it was close.” Walter said.

“You had…fangs, and your eyes were…glowing, and…”

“Yeah.” Walter said.

“If that’s not you losing control, then I don’t want to see you lose control.” Jackson said. “Jess called you “Charles”, is that your real name?”

“First one I ever had.” Walter said and there was a moment before Jackson started laughing, almost hysterically. “Riley?” He asked, worried that the man’s mind had snapped.

“Historically accurate booty.” Jackson managed to get out and Walter chuckled.

“Yeah.” He said, shrugging.

“Oh god, that felt good.” Jackson said, wiping the tears from his eyes. “Whew, okay. I’m good now. Wait, you’re not going to burst into flames if I say the Lord’s name are you?”

“Haven’t so far.” Walter said.

“Okay, good, because Jesus Christ.” He said, still chuckling. “Shit, man. Does Jess know?”

“It’s how we met.” Walter said with a nod.

“And she’s okay with it?” Jackson asked, “I mean, she has to be by now, right?”

“Yeah, she’s good with it.”

“Wait, you said you met her at the DA’s office.”

“No, I said she worked for the DA’s office. I just let you come to your own conclusions.” Walter said and Jackson sighed, starting to pace a bit across the floor.

“So how’d you two meet, really?” Jackson asked and Walter fell silent, looking down at the floor. “Walter.”

“David Lewis.” Walter said simply.

“David Lewis.” Jackson said, “Motherfuck--the guy who attacked Jess.”

“Yeah.”

“You’re the one who pulled him off her?” He asked and Walter nodded. “Were you the one that killed him?” Walter just picked his head up to look at him. “Goddamnit. Okay, well, you know the drill, hands behind your back.” He approached him, pulling the cuffs from his belt.

“Riley.” Walter said and Jackson stopped, giving him a smile.

“I’m joking.” He said, putting the cuffs away. “Not like we’d be able to keep you locked up anyway. Shit.” There was a long pause while no one said anything. “What a way to find out your best friend is a goddamn…”

“Yeah.” Walter said.

“In all the years we’ve been partners, how come you’ve never told me? How’d I have to find out like this?”

“It’s not exactly something I can ease into a conversation, Riley. Oh, by the way, I’m a 500 year old creature of the night?” Walter said, “No real segue there.”

“So you drink blood.”

“Yeah.”

“Can you turn into a bat?”

“No.”

“Please don’t tell me you sparkle.”

“Motherfu--you’ve seen me in the sunlight, Riley, you know I don’t sparkle.”

“I’m just making sure!” Jackson said defensively. “Geez. For all I knew it was something you could turn off and on.” He paused, a slow smile coming over his face. “Wait, is that why Jess sent you a spring loaded glitter bomb that one time?”

“Yes.” Walter admitted and Jackson roared with laughter. “It’s not funny! I’m still picking glitter out of my keyboard!”

“Oh my god!” Jackson said, still laughing.

“Breathe, Jackson!” Walter said and Jackson very slowly regained his composure.

“It was funny then, but knowing the why just makes it that much more hilarious.” He said, once again wiping the tears from his eyes, “Remind me to get her flowers.”

“You’re taking this very well.” Walter pointed out and Riley shrugged.

“You’re still Walter, you’re still my grumpy best friend. Just some things make more sense now.” Jackson said and Walter rubbed his eyes. This went a lot better than he thought it would.

“I’m going back to the hospital.” He said, “You want to come with?”

“Actually, can I crash here? It’s been a weird day and I’m exhausted.” Jackson said and Walter nodded.

“Yeah, absolutely.” Walter said, “There’s fresh sheets on the bed, make yourself at home.” He went to walk out of the apartment but stopped. “Oh, before I forget, there’s brown bottles stopped with corks in the fridge. Do not drink them, it’s not beer, it’s pig’s blood.”

“Where the fuck do you get pig’s blood?”

“Slaughterhouses.” He said with a shrug, “Pretty sure I’m not their only customer of my kind because they don’t ask questions and they don’t bat an eye when I ask for it.”

“Either that or they think you’re up to some freaky shit.”

“Or that.” He conceded with another shrug. “Call me if you need anything.”

“Yeah, man. Let me know how Jess is.”

“Will do.” Walter said and left the apartment, making sure to lock the door behind him before heading back down to the car.

[peachoony]

monsta x in bed

shownu

• lord this man is so ripped

• shownu is so soft

• a very soft dom

• but don’t get me wrong he will still ruin you

• sex with him is all about duality

• i personally don’t think he would go hardcore

• but if it’s that what you want then you’re in for a long night

• you’ll be taking the next day off

• he will be so careful to not hurt you

• or make uncomfortable in any way

• but the moment he knows what gets you going,,,,jesus

• his dick will do wonders to you

• will make your legs S H A K E

• he loves doing all the work

• but won’t mind your mouth around him

• ok but have you seen that back?!?!?!

• just imagine leaving marks over that muscular back

• gosh this man will do you right in all the possible ways

wonho

• don’t even get me started on this man

• probably a switch

• mean dom and bratty sub. change my mind

• he is the definition of ‘a bean in the streets, a daddy in the sheets’

• that was just MADE for him okay

• he is the most caring and soft boyfriend ever

• but the moment yall are getting on it???

• that’s not hoseok anymore that’s wonho

• will fuck you so good you won’t be able to form a sentence

• after those ig pics i just know he has a mirror kink

• will fuck you in front of that mirror

• if you look away he will punish you for sure

• he will just throw you around in the bed like have you seen those guns

• he will fuck you senseless, yes BUT has his soft love making days

• oh my god missionary with him

• his strong arms around your body while he makes love to you

• in conclusion: wonho will make you the happiest person

minhyuk

• he is such a sweet human being

• must be soft in bed huh

• well,,,, no he’s not

• a rough dom

• you wanna dom him? he will make you regret even thinking about it

• a kinky mf right here like he has the craziest kinks

• since he is pretty loud as a person

• a moaner like this man has heavenly moans

• pretty rough in bed

• he will make you forget your name, bet

• will use lots of pet names, but not the cute ones,,,hell nah

• he is such a tease omg

• will tell you not to cum and if you do

• may god be with you

• that man will make it his mission to ruin you till you see stars

• will make you talk to him while he fingers you

• the type to make you gag around his dick

• i feel like he wants to get caught so a lot of public sex

kihyun

• THIS MAN DEAR LORD

• he is such a daddy

• a rough dom

• no matter what happens he has the control

• you wanna ride him? he will control your hips

• he will fuck you so so so good

• a dirty talker omg

• his mouth is so filthy and sinful

• has a daddy/master/sir kink,,,,fight me

• he is a sadist

• will make you see the pleasure in pain

• will make you scream his name for sure

• he’s the type to overstimulate the shit out of you

• y’all not leaving the bedroom before he made you at least cum for the third time

• would give you the dirtiest smirk while you beg him to stop

• you got my word when i say he will give leg shaking sex

• is a 50/50 man

• loves getting pleased just as much as he loves pleasing you

• he will mock your begging/moans the next day like the mf he is

• top fucking tier aftercare

hyungwon

• ok hear me out

• bossy savage

• he will literally boss you around

• sadistic as fuck

• he loves it when you cry actual tears because of the pleasure

• won’t disappoint in bed ever

• the type to tie up and just watch you orgasm over and over again while holding a vibrator against you

• he will just raise his eyebrow when you’d beg him to stop

• well ,,,he will not stop for sure

• will make you question your sanity

• the sex is so good omg you will not get enough of that dick

• will act oblivious when you drop hints that you want sex

• he will make you use your words because he is a bastard

• another one to use degrading pet names

• you’re his slut, whore and what else

• he may not be extremely kinky but will still fuck you into the next day

• he will literally blindfold you and then chuckle like a villian because you won't be able to do anything

joohoney

• i see lots of people saying he is a sub or switch

• but have yall seen him in no mercy???

• he literally had no mercy on anyone

• that cute joohoney is just a facade

• in no way do i believe he is actually that cute

• i mean yes he is a cutie patootie

• but he in bed he is a fucking beast

• also he is a rapper

• that tongue will do wonders on you

• he will eat you out so good you won’t be able to tell apart left and right

• will force your legs open and overstimulate you

• omg i just know this mf has a big fat cock

• size kink!!!!

• he will fuck you until your numb down there

• stamina of a god damn beats

• if you initiate sex,,,,,be prepared to get fucked through the night to sunrise

• you will cum all night long man

• DUALITY

• will finger you while his dimples poke out

• a+ aftercare because you’re his queen

I.M

• my prayers are with you bestie

• this man will ruin you in ways you didn’t even know they existed

• he will show you another world

• he is a sadistic dom

• i mean have you seen him?

• he definitely knows what he is doing

• HIS TONGUE

• fuck stars his tongue will make you see the whole universe

• possessive sex

• will make you say his name no matter how much you’re struggling

• pretty laid back

• but will let everything out in the bedroom

• either passionate and love making typ of sex

• or rough and leg shaking typ of sex

• the first one only happens when he is trying to display his emotions

• will pull your hair 10/10

• this mf will make you try every position ever since he is very experimental

• another degrader

• that dick will make you do things,,,, whew

• the pleasure will make roll your eyes to the back of your head

• you will need a nap after that because you lost the ability to even form a sentence

[blessedarethebinarybreakers]

What's your take on swearing as a christian? Also thanks for running this blog!!! i've weathered many a storm going through your FAQ and poetry tags,,,

i personally swear all the dang time!!! ...offline, that is. i say the f word at least 20 times a day haha. my opinion is this: if you choose to swear, be respectful in your swearing:

avoid swearing in front of kids, especially if you don’t know how their parents/guardians are choosing to raise them when it comes to swearing (you don’t wanna get them in trouble by teaching them a New Word lol) .

avoid swearing around people who have a reason to be uncomfortable with swearing (when i’m with someone new and am about to use a swear word, i’ll check in with them -- “are you okay with swearing?” If they aren’t, I don’t press them to tell me why -- I simply avoid swearing. Ya know, like a baseline decent human being) .

do NOT use slurs that aren’t aimed at an identity you belong to!! my white ass is never ever ever gonna use the N word. i also avoid the b word and c word because i’m not a woman. in my mind, slurs don’t even belong to the same category as swear words -- they’re way worse. (this should go without saying but ya know how people are)

i also recommend that you make a conscious decision about whether or not you want to swear at all and if so, in what situations. Don’t just sorta “fall into it” without giving it some thought, if possible. Do you want to be someone who saves swear words for Big Situations? Or do ya pepper ‘em into everyday sentences (like i do lmao) so that they lose a lot of their bite and are just kinda fun?

Gonna close this with a ~ Fun Bible Fact!!! ~ 

There are some swear words / instances of vulgar language peppered throughout the Bible!!

There is a word used in Judges 3:22 that is used nowhere else, and therefore scholars debate how to translate it. In the verse, my left-handed fave Ehud has just stabbed King Eglon in the abdomen, and הפרשדנה spills out from Eglon...whatever could that be? Some translate it euphemistically as “dirt.” But my seminary teacher (and I quite agree with her) argues that it is indeed a vulgar word for “shit.”  It makes sense that a vulgar swear word would be used in this passage because the whole story is dripping in irony and humor -- it’s a very irreverent story crafted to humiliate King Eglon. .

For more “shit” in the Hebrew Bible: I actually love this article from the Game for Good Christians site when it comes to the 6 uses of the Hebrew word peresh in the Bible. It does a great job of explaining how in 5 of those 6 uses, peresh ( “shit” ) is just used as like, a technical term -- talking about what to do with your bull’s shit (heh) in a sacrificial sense. But the sixth time, in Malachi 2:3, this word is clearly being used in a much more vulgar sort of way -- making it more logical to choose the word “shit” over “dung” or “poop” when translating it: “And now, O priests, this command is for you. If you will not listen, if you will not lay it to heart to give glory to my name, says the Lord of hosts, then...I will rebuke your offspring, and spread shit (peresh) on your faces, the shit (peresh) of your offerings, and I will put you out of my presence.” .

In Isaiah 64:6, meanwhile, the prophet laments that “our righteousness is like filthy rags” -- or so it’s commonly translated. However, that word “filthy” (or “stained”) is more specific in Hebrew: it’s about rags used during menstruation. So not a swear word, but pretty vulgar. .

Gendered slurs (like “whore”) are unfortunately pretty common among some of the prophets. i’m Not A Fan. (come AT me Hosea and Jeremiah i’ll FIGHT ya! Jeremiah you’re like 12, do you kiss your poor mother with that mouth!?) .

Paul himself uses a vulgar Greek word for shit!! In Philippians 3:8 he explains that everything that came to him before Christ he now regards as σκύβαλα (the accusative plural of the word σκύβαλον for any Greek lovers out there who wanna know how to say shit in the nominative form. Oh, and in our letters that’s skubalon.) Translators often pick a nice gentle word like “refuse” or at the very most “excrement” for this word....but nope, it’s a much terser word, no euphemisms in Paul’s writing here. It’s straight-up shit -- alternatively, I do love this translation I saw here: “I forfeited all things; and I consider them crap so that I may gain Christ.” .

Jesus, meanwhile, uses a slur -- *gasp!!* -- but don’t worry, he only names it to condemn those who use it against others (whew): “But I say unto you...whosoever shall say to his brother, Ῥακά (Raca), shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Μωρέ (Moré), shall be in danger of hell fire” (Matthew 5:22). Scholars debate whether this term raca was A Very Bad Word or just a kinda mean one (similar to English words like “idiot” or “fool”). The Gospels are all in Greek, but this word raca is actually from Jesus’ own first language, Aramaic. And yeah, it seems to have mean something like “empty-headed.” Meanwhile that second term Jesus denounces, Moré, is in Greek -- the nominative form is μωρὸς (moros) and is where we get the word moron (a word that I avoid in English because it’s got a super ableist history, btw). Paul also uses this word μωρὸς in some of my favorite biblical passages, such as in 1 Cor 1, when he proclaims that God’s foolishness is wiser than any wisdom of human beings, etc. It’s good stuff but i’m just rambling now

[kkeidawrites]

Castlevania spoilers!!!! If you don’t want to know how the show ends in season 4 please refrain from reading the rest of this post because I’m not holding back! Also I’m writing this as I watched so, this is my raw review!

Okay, so first off I want to say personally, I loved how season 4 brought heat to the finale of the show. Although I’m sad as hell that this is the last season for a great show.

Episode 1: Murder Wakes It Up- I thought that it was cool to see Trevor and Sypha fighting again after what happened in S3, obviously they are tired from the long four week journey of fighting night creatures, skeleton zombies, vampires from different countries, etc. but clearly the end game is that humans and vampires alike are working together to bring back Dracula. Like seriously, y’all might not know this but I hate, HATE when children become involved in stupid shit like human sacrifices like I can’t. Not the children. Please, not the babies. Sypha complaining she’s becoming like Trevor, and she’s so cute when she curses lol. Then when they arrive in Targoviste we have some new faces as potential enemies. I thought they were lame honestly lol I couldn’t take Barney-Larney whatever his dumbass was; he was mad annoying.

Then they shift over to Alucard…I have never seen a more broken beautiful drunk man in all my life. Like I had S3 flashbacks. He’s asked for help from a messenger who ended up dying on the way to the castle but his horse made sure he continued the journey and Alucard received the message for help in Danesti. Alucard fights with the horse, I thought that was funny. He was thoughtful enough to bury the rider, that was very sweet of him.

Also, shirtless Alucard will be engraved in my mind for life. Whew, chile that’s one fine man. He’s beginning to talk like Belmont and I can’t help how hilarious that is.

Episode 2: Having the World: Quite honestly this episode to me was meh. Hector talking with Lenore about how he needs this and that to create his hammer to continue forgemastering then Lenore talks with Carmilla and the white haired bat talks about how she is going to rule the world and what not, clearly losing her sanity.

Then it shifts over to Trevor and Sypha and they are fighting in a barn and new character Zamfir. Her character for me was also meh, but it’s nice to see more PoC in the show.

Episode 3: Walk Away: I liked this episode a lot. Issac altogether was nice enough to sit down and talk with a night creature and tell him/them that they were free of their original program, which was: eating humans, causing destruction, used as tools to forge masters. But man when he received that berry from Issac he realized that there is still some kind of humanity in them.

Issac is contacted by Varney to bring back Dracula but, Issac wants no business with that; he doing his own thing and seeing him being sassy again is so refreshing.

Morana and Striga scenes!!! I loved them, and then there was Striga’s day armor, man listen…I have never felt more closer to watching Berserk again than in that moment. They are hesitant to return back to Styria when Carmilla calls them, and it puts them in a bind to return home to continue through with Carmilla’s plans.

Sypha being annoyed by Zamfir was me the entire time. How you gone run a kingdom again with out a kingdom. Like girl, help the people instead of the royals, my god.

Episode 4: You Must Sacrifice: A cute little Trevor and Sypha scene. They decide to investigate Targoviste more before helping Zamfir. The scene shifts and Alucard is riding towards Danesti, donning a shield and a longer cape. Monsters are attacking the walls of the village, villagers are on the other side waiting to defend themselves. Some Castlevania popular screenshots appear here.

Then we meet Greta…Miss thang…that’s one beautiful woman okay. And she’s the chief of the village, cares for her people? Y’all I present. Her. And the fact that she is sassy too? I rock with her heavy as hell.

Saint Germain meets Alucard and I have a weird vibe coming from him. We see Saint Germain’s backstory or what little it will show us; he had a whole girlfriend, she a baddie too. Apparently she was like him? And she was the silhouette we saw in S3. Cool scene, inside the Infinite Corridor and I liked the library scene a lot too. Now he’s on a rampage trying to find access to the Infinite Corridor again to find his girl and he also wants to bring back Dracula? The fuck?

Refugees arrive at Danesti, and Saint Germain is acting very strange indeed. Like he’s desperate to go to the castle to help with the village “defenses”. Alucard agrees I guess? And he says another Belmont comment which I was happy to see again in the season.

Episode 5: Back in the World: Alucard leads Greta, Saint Germain and the villagers to his castle but, encounter a couple of night creatures on the way. Greta does Saint Germain y’all and I’m with her 100%. Alucard’s powers have definitely improved from last season. It was kind of interesting how Alucard willing told Greta what happened with him and you know who, kind of early in my opinion. Greta is bisexual?!!!! I love her 1000% now! I sense some chemistry between Greta and Alucard. I like that a lot.

Lenore really like annoys my soul, I do not like this mini bitch. I didn’t really care what Lenore and Hector talked about🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️sue me. Bruh Greta, beating that monster’s ass with just a hammer and a sword?! And Alucard impressed by it?! I’m here for it!! Some cute moments between Alucard and Greta got me gushing over here😝😝. Poor puppy😢😢. Alucard decides to “grow up” which I think is a nice step forward. Saint Germain is really making me mad.

They arrive at the castle and here goes Saint Germain acting like a fan boy, I mean who wouldn’t but you know…Greta killed me when she said the castle was ugly as hell lol. Another little cutesy scene between Alucard and Greta. Like I really like their chemistry y’all I’m sorry.

Trevor and Sypha demand that Zamfir take responsibility to help the people and I forgot what it was called but, before that they are attacked and Zamfir has something placed on her neck by a night creature.

Then Issac, he’s ready to fuck some shit up. And I’m here for it. Get em, bitch!

Episode 6: You Don’t Deserve My Blood: Carmilla’s castle is attacked by Issac’s night creatures. Lenore old punk ass running away does not surprise me in the slightest. Hector betrays Lenore and locks her in a cage. Hector has contact with Saint Germain like what? I don’t understand but, Issac comes in and it looks like Hector has given up, wanting to die honestly. Issac decides against killing him and Hector asks for his knife. This boy cuts his ring finger that the Lenore placed the ring, in front of her. That scene was meh, I thought he would get pissed at her for what she’s done to him in S3 but, I guess not.

Issac literally stole this episode, from his fight with the vampires and night creatures to Carmilla that shit was -chef’s kiss- magnifico! I loved the animation the fight scenes, yooo I was hyped the whole episode.

Morana and Striga make their decision to go their own way, living their own lives in the west so, bittersweet ending with them, I wanted to actually Striga fight the main trio but, whatever I guess.

Hector still has plans to bring back Dracula and asks Issac if he’s doing the same. Issac has other plans obviously, and tells Hector that they need to find their path in their lives. I feel Hector never knew where he was supposed to be placed in the world but Issacs words are very inspiring in my opinion. May have woke Hector’s dumbass up a bit.

Episode 7: The Great Work: Varney and the other guy, I really forgot his name found out about the catacombs and head there. Trevor and Sypha demand Zamfir take them underground, which to me I think it’s nothing there but her shit. Sypha gets mad at Zamfir and I’m with her, how you part of the royal guard when the people above need your help girl my god.

The cutest scene ever in this episode, was when the kids from Danesti wanting to play with Alucard and this boy jumps off the highest part of the castle just to show off. There should be more scenes of soft Alucard with children. Saint Germain is placing these weird stones it looks like in the castle walls. What is going on with him?

More Alucard and Greta moments please and thank you. The artwork in the castle is fucking phenomenal work. Saint Germain just gave the location to a vampire it looks like, from episode 4 maybe? He looks familiar.

There is a freaking army coming to the castle…lord Jesus. Like can they catch a break please? The kids just got settled.

Trevor and Sypha go to the catacombs and it’s just as bad as the people above grounds. New weapon acquired for Trevor, pretty dope. The king and Queen are dead and Zamfir is officially insane. She really thinks that the king and Queen will come back alive and protect their people like she’s done them. Sypha tries to talk to her, that puts her in a weird daze, Trevor is just being Trevor. Varney and his lackey, come to the catacombs looking to kill I really do not know that man’s name y’all so I apologize for not giving a damn about him lol.

The castle is about to be under siege, I’m not ready. Having a whole heart attack over here from nerves.

Episode 8: Death Magic: Varney and his partner attack the people in the catacombs, Varney is looking for a giant mirror? Why I don’t know. Poor Trevor and Sypha they are soooo tired, I feel so bad for them. Zamfir is actually not bad of a fighter, I like that. Sypha still the goat, no cap.

The castle is under attack, it’s actually nice to see how diverse the vampires are in this show, you can tell what countries their from and I think that’s dope as hell. And then every time a human dies their souls are transferred to Saint Germaine? So is this another S3 human sacrifice crap again? Omg…I’m so sick of that. Saint Germain uses the key he received from the woman in the Infinite Corridor and it creates the symbol of the corridor’s portal.

Here goes Alucard being a badass again, I never tire of him being one. Greta holding it down too is really cool, I don’t care what nobody say, she is that bitch. Her and that hammer, a force to be reckoned with.

Everyone is overwhelmed and have no choice but to evacuate to the castle, right before those doors closed Alucard nods to her to leave him out to fight and she looks at him like boy bye. Get yo ass in this castle. Greta pulling Alucard in just shows they are compatible for one another. Even the playful banter between them is cute.

The discovery of the stones in the walls leads Greta and Alucard to his childhood bedroom and they find Saint Germain where he reveals he’s opening the Infinite Corridor to bring back Dracula by using death magic. Petty Saint Germain, I do not like him bro.

They have to deal with him later though to fight off the night creatures that got into the castle. Greta still holding it down.

Trevor and the vampire guy is still fighting but, Trevor being so tired he’s slowing a bit, and honestly I don’t know how he’s still able to function at this point. Sypha shows off her powers like a G that she is and Zamfir is doing some great damage with the knives she’s got and that’s crazy how little knives can do to the body.

Did Sypha always have lightning powers? I don’t remember. If it’s new I love it! Trevor’s almost killed but a woman and child save him in time but, unfortunately Zamfir is stabbed in the stomach when the vampire moves to kill them both. I’m going to be honest I didn’t really care for Zamfir’s character she was just…there lol.

Then that scene with Sypha basically incinerating the rest of the monsters is fire!!! No pun intended lol. Varney finds the mirror and steps through it where Saint Germain is. Trevor and Sypha goes through the mirror as well but in a different location in the castle.

Episode 9: The Endings: This whole episode was literally the best of the best in any other seasons. The fight scenes, the banter, the main three…oh my God I loved it all. Noooooo, the dolls!!!!!! You bastards!!!! Trevor and Sypha’s entrance was perfect. Muah! Perfecto! The rock monsters really confused me on how they were killed but you know what who cares?

Alucard has wings?!!!!! What?!!!!!!!!! The general of the caravan have brought in the man woman thingy to Saint Germain. Death has appeared. His character design is dope af. Noooo not mom and dad!!! Nooo! Poor Alucard had to witness his parents literally in pain and of course Trevor ends it again, somehow Saint Germain redeemed himself almost?

The four vampires fighting the main trio had me running for my money. I liked the whole scene it was nice to see at least one or two vampires almost have the upper hand on the main trio.

That general vampire? His fight was wild, throwing his arm as it was about to explode and use it against Trevor was genius. And main trio…they don’t need to have a plan to fight they just work so well together that it works out in end.

Trevor vs. Death. Also was that the first time Trevor told Sypha he loved her? I can’t remember. Anyway, back to the final battle. The quality of the fight, the sheer power between both characters, and then he goes and sacrificed himself like Trevor are you deadass? You deadass died? Unacceptable. And then episode just ends.

Episode 10: It’s Been a Strange Ride: Lenore died so lame, and she was drunk as well when she died. I really won’t be missing her because she was just a character I very much disliked. Hector is finally free, little dumbass.

I wanna see what Issac is up to and Morana and Striga seems appropriate. But oh well, I hope they are happy wherever they are.

Tombstone for Trevor, it’s not real. He ain’t dead, I don’t believe that. Omg, Greta and Alucard are together?!!! Whoooooo!!! And the village kids are calling him father? Yasssssssssssss!!!!! I’m here for it. Alucard saying he’s not used to people is 100% me in public I don’t like being around a lot of people and it doesn’t help I have anxiety either. Sypha being pregnant was a given she looked a little thicker in the hips from episode one. She can’t leave…we need her. Really Castlevania creators? Y’all gone play with all our hearts? Thinking Trevor was dead and he gone pop up on a horse?

And look at this⤵️⤵️

He’s smiling, happy, soft, has a boo thang I’m….😭😭😭I’m so happy.

Y’all….all in all this was a great ending to the show…a great ending…

Oh wait…wait…wait wait wait, mom and dad are alive?!!! But how? You know what I don’t care their going to travel to England and their heart shaped embrace is everything. Oh no I’m crying again….

[vixenpen]

Homie, Lover, Friend (Bakugo x Black! (F)Reader x Deku)

Pt. 1

(This is the second part in a series. Reader-Chan is black and hood coded)

The walk to the cafe had given you time to clear your head. Unfortunately, your body hadn’t quite gotten the memo. Because the way Bakugo had looked at you...the way he touched you... It wasn’t much, but it was enough to make you see your friend in a different light.

It wasn’t as if you didn’t find Bakugo cute. Hell, since he’d grown up, developed his style, and started getting piercings, you had to admit your bestie was a whole ass snack. It also wasn’t lost on you that he may have had a slight crush on you. Hell, you’d seen the way he looked at you when he thought you weren’t paying attention. You may have had a teensie little crush back even, but you always thought it was just innocent. Just a surface level attraction that would never go beyond light flirting.

Was he seriously trying to make a play for your hand? If the predatory way he had stared at your lips was any indication...whew. You had to calm the hell down. You had a date with Izuku, another little cutie that you’d been crushing on for years.

In fact, said cutie was waving at you from the sidewalk as you made your way towards the line of shops and restaurants.

“Hey, y/n!”

“Wassup Zuzu?”

He pulled you into a hug that had you pressed into his hard chest.

Ok, Zuzu...

You thought as you felt his pecs flexing against you. You couldn’t believe the once shy little green haired kid had grown into this confident, fit, and frankly fine as hell, fledgling hero.

“Okay, Zuzu! I see you, boo. All fine and shit.”

He blushed, scratching his green curls. That was more like the Izuku you had grown up with.

“Haha, thanks, y/n. I could say the same about you. You look really pretty.”

You gave him an appreciative smile.

He held open the door to the cafe “After you.”

The two of you settled into a cushiony booth in the back of the shop and placed your orders.

“So, Mr. Big Shot Hero, I ain’t heard from you in a while,” you nudged his leg under the table with your foot. “Wassup? Too busy being famous to hit a bitch up now?”

“I would hardly call myself a hero! I’m just a sidekick, but yeah, I guess it does keep me busy.”

“Clearly,” you pouted. “Too busy for little old me.”

“N-no! Never, y/n. I-I’ve been wanting to reach out to you.” He grabbed your hand across the table. “I’ve missed you a lot, but that’s not an excuse.”

“Zuzu, chill, I’m just playin! I know you’re busy living your best life as a hero,”

Izuku started to correct you, but you cut him off.

“You’re a hero in my book, Deku, so get used to the title.”

He chuckled. “If you say so, y/n.”

“Anyway, boo, I’m just glad we’re finally hangin out-“

“On a date.” Izuku corrected you with a smile.

“On a date.” You smiled back. “See?” You reaches across the table to smack his forearm. “Why can’t you say that you’re a hero with that same confidence?”

“Because,” Deku grabbed your hand, gently, “I’m still working on the hero thing.”

He brushed his thumb along your knuckles.

“But I already succeeded on getting a date with you.”

He kissed your knuckles gently.

Lord Jesus...

Since when did sweet little Deku, get so much big dick energy? And better yet, could he back it up?

You tried to think of a cheeky response, but much like with Bakugo earlier, your mind was failing you.

Thankfully, your cherub cheeked waitress appeared with your order.

“Here you are, you two. The high tea!”

She announced, sitting down a 3-tiered platter piled high with mini sandwiches, cheeses, and tartlets in front of them. A second waitress followed suit with a cup of rose tea for you and chai tea for Deku.

“Oooh! This is so cuuute!” You squealed whipping out your phone. You snapped a quick aesthetic pic for the gram and then another of yourself much to Deku’s amusement.

“Got the shot?” He asked.

“Yessir. Angles n awl uh dat!”

He chuckled.

“So,” He started, “hows your work under Midnight going?”

“It’s been pretty dope actually! Midnight has been training me on how to kick ass and on the art of seduction.” You wiggled your brows.

“Well, you don’t need help on that.”

Apparently not, since I got you and Boombastic thirsting over me...

“No, but it doesn’t hurt to refine my skills. Not to mention, Midnight is way more kick ass than I originally realized. Like, if she wanted to rank higher, she totally could, you can tell she’s just coasting.”

Izuku predictably perked up at the hero talk, his green eyes brightening a little more.

“Oh yeah, Midnight is amazing. She’s much more skilled than people give her credit for, but she’s underestimated due to the nature of her quirk and the way she dresses.”

“I know right!” You exclaimed. “Like, I dead ass saw her take out eight villains even when her quirk wasn’t functioning properly.”

“Aw man, I would have loved to see that!”

“It was so dope. I’ve definitely upped my fighting skills learning from her.”

“Well, from what I’ve seen and heard, you’re doing amazing. I don’t think you could have chosen a better mentor.”

“Says you, Mr. I-work-for-the-number-one-hero.”

“Hey, who better to learn from if I’m gonna be the number one hero one day?“

You cocked a brow at Izuku’s bold declaration, and A blush rose on his freckled cheeks. He scratched his head.

“Oh jeez, I sound like Kacchan, don’t I?”

“Yeah, you do.”

“Speaking of, Kacchan, does he uh...know about us?”

You chuckled nervously. “Well, now he does.”

“How did he take it?” Izuku inquired as he munched in a sandwich.

“He asked me to cancel it and threatened to kill you.”

“Sounds about right.” Izuku snorted.

“And that was before he figured out who I was going out with.”

“Yikes. Guess I’ll get started on my will. Anything you want y/n?”

You giggled.

“Don’t worry, I told him he doesn’t own me and I can go out with who ever I want.”

“Trust me, y/n, I’m not worried about someone whose not in my position right now.”

“Damn Zuzu, it’s like that?”

“Hey,” he shrugged, “it is what it is. Now are you gonna eat that strawberry tartlet?

You and Deku spent the remainder of your date feeding each other the little tarts, laughing, and joking.

By the time you guys left the cafe and made it back to your apartment hand in hand, it was nightfall.

“I’m glad we went out tonight, Zuzu, this was hella fun.”

“I’m glad you enjoyed yourself, y/n.” Izuku smiled down at you.

“I almost forgot how much fun you are—ya know, since you turned into a stranger and all.” You gave him a playful nudge.

“Well, You let this stranger take you on a date and walk you home. So, I’m guessing you like him, huh?” He nudged you, playfully.

“Well...he kinda cute or whateva, so I guess I’ll keep him around for now.”

“Good.” Deku replied.

As The two of you stopped in front of your front door, he pulled you into him, arms around your waist.

“I’m gonna work on making that ‘forever.’”

Before you could think up a reply, his lips landed on yours; soft and sweet and warm.

Your eyes fluttered close at the gentleness of his touch. You melted into the kiss, returning it hungrily. Just as you began to lose yourself in the moment, Deku pulled back.

He gazed down at you for a beat before finally kissing your nose.

“Night baby.”

Baby?????

“G-goodnight, Izuku.” You whispered.

With that, he left.

[ihatebnha]

Okay but can I interest you in kirishima this time, alpha or non abo this man is a god send.

Kiri who treats you as a goddess- who (when he can) he absolutely devotes his full attention to, in bed and not.

Thinking more specifically when he gets home from a rough patrol and wants nothing more then to feel you, make sure you’re still real beneath his hands.

You’d meet him at the door, and he would be all over you. Pulling you into him with gentle hands on your face, and a quick kiss. Stepping in and swinging the door shut with his heel, he’d gently move you until your back meets the nearby wall, making you gasp.

He’d absolutely stare into your eyes, like they’re the prettiest things. Use one thumb to brush across your lips; pulling the bottom one down, and move the other hand from your face- trailing it down your neck and around the back, pushing it up the nape of your neck to weave into your hair.

He’d pull you in for kisses slow and sweet; reveling in your softness, your taste and the pretty sounds you make when his hands ghost from your ribs to your hips- rubbing circles into the muscle there, bunching up his shirt that you’re wearing. He’d drop to his knees spreading your legs enough to sit between them, and lay kisses against the skin of your belly; trailing down the inside of your thighs. He’d tease your core with cool breaths and a chaste kiss to the fabric pressed against you. He loves to worship you wholly- 🔥(This is a lot but I have a second half almost done, also I can share these in messages if you’d rather not have you ask box crammed of my bs 😘😅)

um...... lord jesus it’s a fire???🥴🥵

legend tho.... is this too much???? NO. you’re literally out here making me mad as fuck that kiri isnt real and you’re asking me if it’s TOO MUCH??? 

i’m calling 911 on you for this bc im dripping with sweat‼️

like.... i’m literally obsessed with your Kirishima who spends his entire day thinking about you, craving your touch and your ability to assuage any fears he might have... before coming home and literally only wanting to taste you??? 

like... what a sweet baby he is, getting off on your pleasure as a way to soothe the both of you all because he loves you soooo much... PLEASE lord just let me live on his shoulders i would absolutely DIE🤲🏻

honestly, this needy service dom! kirishima has me feeling some type of way and WHEW i am fucked up over it... 

so thank u so much���,  you never disappoint!!! 

[dailyaudiobiblechronological]

1/5/2022 DAB Chronological Transcription

Job 6 - 9

Welcome to the Daily Audio Bible Chronological, I'm China. Today is the fifth day of January, welcome. So great to be here with you guys today. Today we are are continuing in the Book of Job. We are in chapters six through nine, and we continue on with the New International Version for this week.

Commentary

Every year that I've read the story of Job, I've been kind of like, man, I just want to get through all this uncomfortable pain stuff and get to the end. And if you've read the story of Job and you know how it ends, but if you don't, I won't spoil it for you. But this year I think I'm not as uncomfortable with his pain and his deep feelings, mainly because I had a baby and typically postpartum can unbalance your hormones pretty intensely. And for me, I was really unaware of just how intense that was going to be. And so I can't relate to the depth of what Job is saying. But the pain and the questioning of, like, Lord, really, what it boils down to is, Lord, where are you? And why is this going on? And so that's really what Job is saying here and gosh that last few stanzas where he's talking about he's not a mere mortal, like I am that he's going to answer me in the way that I would talk to a friend. But if there was someone who could mediate between us, someone to bring us together, that would be great. How many times maybe you or maybe not you. But for me for sure, I'm like, Lord, it would be great if you could just come and sit in my room with me and we can talk about these things and we could be face to face. And really, then it just boils down to faith and believing that the Lord hears us and he's in our rooms with us, and he's all around us. And when we actually focus on that, like whew, that makes me want to weep. It's like for a second, if I could just picture that the Lord is sitting right here right next to me on this little chair and the Lord's sitting there and he's got perfect posture because he's the Lord, and he is just like, I know all of what you're saying. I have to believe that who we know the Lord to be in his character, I believe that he would probably be weeping with us, and he would probably have tears in his eyes. And he would just ask us if he could hug us. And if we could just come into his arms and he could hold us. And I believe that he has the kindness of a father that will just allow us to have whatever big feelings we need to have. To cry as much or as little as we need to and to just sit with him and know that we're comforted, we're seen, we're safe and that there isn't anything else that we're lacking. There's nothing else. And so it's easy to forget that. It's easier to just have anger and to misplace it. It's really easy to misplace anger and to misunderstand someone that we don't know. So when we do know the Lord, like Job, he knows the Lord, and he's going through some really intense, devastating, serious depression and he's crying out from the deepest parts of him. Lord, I need you. I don't know what's going on. I'm afraid I am confused what has happened. And I just am like, you know what, Job? We've all been there. And if you haven't been there, you may come to a place in your life where you just ask an honest question. I mean, later this year, we'll hear Jesus even ask, Lord, why have you forsaken me? That's a totally different context, but it's a human thing that we ask for. It's a human thing. It doesn't necessarily justify it and make it like, okay. Yeah. Sorry, Lord, for what I said. We still need to be aware of. So all in all, I don't know how your year has started. I don't know what these past five days have been for you or the past five weeks or five months. I'm not sure. But one thing I do know is that the Lord is sovereign and he's faithful, and he's good. And if some things are going on that you don't know, I have some pretty big things in my life that I don't have the answers to and some things that I'm believing for. But I'm pretty sure the opposite is going to happen. And that is devastating. And that's really hard to fathom. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to hope for a miracle and that I'm not going to hope that the Lord would still do big things. That doesn't mean I lay down and accept defeat. It means I choose to believe that the Lord is sovereign. I remind myself that He's faithful, that he is steadfast, that he is God. I am not. He's not asking me to be. He's asking me to just trust him. And so I'm thankful for stories like Job that remind us it's okay to have big feelings. When things are going very different and disruptive, there's so much validity in this story. And that's why it's irritating to read his friends being like, so ritualistic. And we're going to get into the law, and so that always makes me feel like I want to crawl out of my skin, but there's purpose for it. And it's just good.

Prayer

So, Father, I think you are good. I thank you. That what is true of any situation, what it boils down to is we've tasted and seen your goodness. And Lord, I thank you that even in whatever circumstance that we're in, whatever day we've had, Lord, we know that a single moment has the potential to take us out. And it has the potential to just be present and invite you into it. So, God, I just pray that we be mindful of who you are. Would you just allow us to have a keen awareness and sensitivity to your spirit? We would be able to pause, especially in this next couple of weeks as we come into our fast and we're really just laying things down before you and choosing to either sort some things out with you to have some things answered to seek you out, whatever it is, Lord, I thank you that we're going to find you. We've already found you. We already know you. You've already revealed yourself to us. Now it's up to us to choose that to focus in on that. So, God, I just thank you even the very word that you've spoken over this community for this year is seek. And so we choose to seek you out. And, God, I just thank you that you're for us, you know us and you love us and what a beautiful and marvelous and Holy thing that is. And I thank you that we get to be your children and made in your image. What a powerful thing that is. So Lord, we love you and it's in your name we pray, Amen.

Announcements

I don't know if you are a journaler or a writer or whether it's with a pen and paper or if it's on a tablet or something. But I would encourage you to write out whatever the Lord is bringing up in you, whenever you read His word. And to go back and read over it, there's something so powerful reading where the Lord has brought you from. I read journals of when I was in high school, praying to be married. And as silly as that, sounds like maybe I'll share my story with Ben later on in this year. The validity and the depth of that was so real. And every time I look back and read on that, I have so much like I don't even have a word for it. I wish there would seem a word for it, but it's such a grand appreciation and reverence for the Lord, for all that He's brought me through and all the prayers that He's answered. And so if there are things that is coming up in you, and if there's questions, if there's big feelings, if there's nothing other than like a drawing or whatever it is, I just encourage you to write it out. There's something proven that when you write, it forces your brain to think about what you're going to say next, and it forces you to slow down. And that's the biggest thing that I struggle with because it's just easier to speak it all out. But when you write forces your body to slow down. And if you struggle with, like, rapid thinking, racing thoughts or anxiety, that's kind of what it's called, writing allows you slows your breath, relaxes your body, and it allows you to focus on what you're going to say next. And I think there's something really beautiful about that. And so actually, I think I'm going to take my own advice here and start that backup. I haven't turned in years. I think I'll pick that back up in our fast. So I'm Super excited. We have two more days and then we're going to start this thing together and I'm Super excited. So hopefully you have been in prayer about what it is that you would like to lay down for 21 days and to seek the Lord. So excited to hear from you. That is all for today. I'm China. I love you and I'll be waiting for you here tomorrow.

Community Prayer Line

Hey, DABC family, this is Alaska mom, and it is the 30 December, and I am trying to get an early start for 2022. And I'm working on calling in more often. I just really want to call in and just voice some of the prayers that I pray as I listen to the calls and the prayers. And so right now, I really want to pray for Laura Bailey, who Scott Campbell called in and wanted prayer for Laura, who's in the hospital. She was put in the hospital on Christmas Day and is very sick. And I just ask the Lord's healing hand to just come and envelope her and to heal her. Whatever it is that is causing this sickness and that she can get up and out. Lord, I hope she's already up and out and that she'll start the New Year on a healthy note. And I just think, Scott, for calling in. I often hear him calling in for so many others. And Scott, I just really praise you for doing that.

Hi Jill, you made it go. We made it together. I heard a podcast for today at 230 in the morning. I had to wait until now almost seven to record this message, Jill, because I didn't want to wake up the entire house. But I was so touched by the last message of the year. And by the end of your talk, I was already choking when the music came. Then I was sobbing with you and I could feel everything that you were saying. Jill, I want to thank you so much for stepping up for being a great mom that you were helping out this community as China was taking care of her own baby. And I'm so excited to start tomorrow again. Yes, Sister, we are going to start over again and we are going to walk this walk together until the very last day. I love the way you talk about your husband, the way you talk about your children. I am so excited that China will be along with you doing that. And, Sister, you made it and you did it so well, so well. Thank you, Jill. You change my life this year. Your words, your vulnerability, your love. Thank you. Happy New Year. And I love your husband too. Brian. He's been my pastor for the last ten years. I've been with Daily Audio Bible for ten years. So have a great New Year. You and your entire family. Bye.

Wow. It's December 31 and I just finished the reading for the today and listening. I just want to say thank you, Jill, for being so transparent, vulnerable, honest. We are so thankful and blessed by that. I have waited all year to call in because being overwhelmed by everyone else's calls and just learning and growing and just being quiet has been something God has been working out in me and what I have learned this year so much more in my whole lifetime of reading the Bible. It doesn't end here. And I'm so looking forward to next year. Even when I got behind, I took the time to double up and found that I enjoyed that so much that I was afraid I would miss more than one day being able to listen to it in one day. But I think I'll become a Double DABber or even a Triple Dabber to fulfill that need. Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you and God bless your Ministry. I want to encourage everyone to not stop here, but be sure to share this with everyone and anyone that you meet so that they can to be blessed by this and fulfilled and know God's Word. God bless you all. This is Lady Brave from Arkansas. Love one another.

Oh, Jill, it's been an absolute pleasure to have gone this whole year with you. This is Tilly from Florida. Real name is Mark. Yeah, it's been a pleasure and honor. And I'll start again tomorrow going through the Daily Audio Bible. I've lost count at least 13 years and every year I've gone through the Chronological Bible too. No doubt it's changed who I am. I'm not perfect by any means. My wife will tell you that. Well, she wouldn't tell you that. She would say I'm a good husband. That's what we do for each other. We love each other. We hide our faults. We comfort each other in the midst of the times that we're not acting in a Christ like manner. But no doubt I've been changed by being involved in this community. Thank the Lord. I've been able to faithfully give and support it as well. So God bless your effort. I look forward to China coming back on, but I also want to hear you as well throughout the year. So God bless you. Thank you for doing what you've done to change my life in Jesus name, amen.

Hi, I called in about six months ago asking for prayer for our family as we tragically lost His son at the beginning of the 2021 year. I just wanted to thank you all for praying for us. It was very much appreciated. I am now asking for prayer again as we are approaching the one year mark that was passing. Please pray for healing and that we can grow closer together as a family as well as for one son in particular who has been using substance to cope with the pain. Please pray that he will find freedom of Jesus new joy and purpose in his life self worth. I also want to encourage you all to continue to pray for one another. And it has been a very difficult year for many people. Thank you, Jill, for your readings. Each day they have blessed me and I know they have blessed many others as well.

[embracethecringeside]

OK, here's one: do you think that there's any genuine good in Rick? I can't make up my mind about that one. I don't think he's evil or a sociopath (a lot of fans called him that in the early days, that term is so misused), but his intense self-hatred seems to be the only redeeming thing about him. He must have some sense of morality because he knows he's done horrible things, but he makes zero effort to stop doing horrible things unless it benefits him somehow.

My short answer is yes, Rick has genuine good wrapped up in there but my full answer is a bunch of examples from the show that I would like to call Soft Sanchez moments, where Rick either does something good/says something real and genuine/or his goodness is talked about in some fashion.

Meeseeks and Destroy 

Morty: Look, I want to leave now. You win the bet, okay? (Searches Rick's lab coat for the portal gun) Just give me the portal gun and let's go, please!

(Rick sees the badly beaten Mr. Jelly Bean walk out of the bathroom and pieces together what happened)

Morty: Please, I just want to... go h-home. (Tears up and holds onto Rick)

Rick: Okay. Listen, Morty. I just won a bunch of shmeckels. Why don't we use 25 of them to pay slippery stair here for a ride back to the village, and then we'll give the rest of the shmeckels to the villagers, huh?

Morty: Really?

Rick: Sure, Morty. Yeah. You know, a good adventure needs a good ending.

Rick: Good job, Morty. Looks like you won the bet.

Morty: Thanks, Rick, but I don't know if I should. You know, you were right about the universe. It's a crazy and chaotic place.

Rick: Well, you know, maybe that's why it could use a little cleaning up every now and then, you know. This one's wrapped up neat and clean because we did it Morty style.

(They portal away, but Rick makes another portal back and sticks an energy pistol through it and shoots Mr. Jelly Bean, splattering him all over the screaming villagers)

A Rickle In Time

(Puts his own collar on Morty, who disappears) 

Rick: I'm okay with this. Be good Morty. Be better than me. Holy shit, the other collar! I'm not okay with this! I am not okay with this! Oh, sweet Jesus please let me live. Oh, my God I—I've gotta fix this thing, please God in Heaven, please, God, oh Lord, hear my prayers. Yes! Fuck you God! Not today, bitch.

Mortynight Run

Rick: Screw this. I’m out.

(Rick forms a portal and leaves through it. Morty tries to start the car as a Gromflomite approaches, but it stalls.)

Morty: Oooh…! Come on, come on!

Gromflomite: Get out of the vehicle made of garbage or we will open fire!

Morty: *still trying to start the car* Oh no no no!

Gromflomite: Open fire!

(A portal appears directly above the guards and water pours out of it, flooding the room. Another portal appears on the floor, and the water and Gromflomites are sucked into it. A third portal then appears and Rick emerges through it, walking up to the car.)

Rick: Stupid-ass fart-saving carpet-store motherfucker! *shoves Morty out of the driver’s seat and takes the wheel* Move!

Auto Erotic Assimilation 

Rick: You got that right. But... baby, listen. Y-you're talking about taking over planets and galaxies, you gotta... you gotta just... remember to let go sometimes, you know.

Unity (Administrator): I can let go! Hey, look! You see that town across the river? Watch this.

(Planes fly past and bomb the town, blowing it all up)

Rick: Whoa!

Unity (Administrator): Ha ha! Woot!

Rick: Whoa! That's not what I meant!

Unity (Administrator): [laughing] It's okay! It's okay, I evacuated! I evacuated the town, look!

Unity (Townspeople): Hey! Right here! We’re fine!

Rick: (laughing) Oh, that was awesome! My grandkids weren't in that town, right? A-are my grandkids alive? ... H-hey, my drink is empty

Get Swifty 

Rick: Take it from me, Ice. *burp* You can’t just *burp* float around space not caring about stuff forever.

Morty: Tammy… gross. Birdperson, you always stick up for Rick, but he doesn’t care about anyone but himself. He doesn’t think about the consequences of anything he does.

Birdperson: And as a result, he has the power to save or destroy entire worlds. And he is the reason you and I know each other. And the reason I’m alive at all.

Look Who’s Purging Now

Arthrisha: Wait, stop! Please, don't kill me! I-I never intended to harm you, I swear. I am trying to end the festival. W-w-what do you mean? I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes that run our society and save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival.

Rick: I'm not here to judge. I'm just a guy from another planet. But this girl is one of your poor people, and I guess you guys felt like it was okay to subject her to inhuman conditions because there was no chance of it ever hurting you. It's sort of the socio-political equivalent of, say, a suit of power armor around you. But now things are evened out, so, Arthrisha?

Morty: I can't help but feel ashamed about what I did back there, Rick. I guess you were right. I've got a lot of repressed stuff. I need to deal with. 

Rick: Don't worry about it, Morty.Remember those candy bars earlier that we got in the first act? 

Morty: Yeah, what about them? 

Rick: Turns out they have a chemical in them called purgenol that amplifies all your violent tendencies. 

Morty: Oh, boy. Whew! Thank goodness for that, huh? That's a relief. 

Rick: Yep. Don't even sweat. You're still the same old Morty. Your character's totally protected. (camera pans out to reveal the label on the chocolate bars reads “now purgenol-free”)

The Wedding Squanchers

BirdPerson: The guest list at this wedding includes 17 of the federation's most wanted. We have committed numerous atrocities in the name of freedom.

Rick: But... but... Here's the thing. Birdperson is my best friend, and if he loves Tammy, well, then I love Tammy, too. (Cheers and applause) To friendship, to love, and to my greatest adventure yet... opening myself up to others.

The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy

Rick: And you know what? I’ll cop to it. I put a lot of strain on your marriage. It wasn’t fair. I’m sorry.

Jerry: What?!

Rick: I didn’t respect your marriage. I certainly didn’t do it any favors. And for what it’s worth, I’ll apologize to Beth for it when we get home. Whoo! Whirly Dirly! Yeah!

Pickle Rick

I’m trying to let the scripts show all the ways Rick is good before I jumped in but since this is really weird without just watching the episode I’ll just explain that Rick doesn’t kill Jaguar after he finds out he has a daughter and then they work together to escape. 

The Old Man and The Seat

Tony: Can I look at a photo of my wife while you kill me?

Rick: Sure, but I'm doing her a favor. She either has terrible taste, or she's trapped in a marriage to a toilet thief. 

Tony: She's dead. And I don't mind joining her. Life has been hollow since I lost her. Using your toilet was nice, though. I'm a bit of a shy pooper. I'm ready when you are. 

Rick: Stay there. (goes through a portal, comes back with another Tony) Tell him what you told me.

Other Tony: What is this? What's happening? 

Rick: Tell him what you told me. 

Other Tony: My wife's still alive. Sh... sh... she went into remission 10 years ago.

Rick: And what did you do today? 

Other Tony: Oh, I, uh, pooped on a really awesome toilet I found... Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh! (Rick shoves him back through the portal)

Rick”: Don't use your dead wife as an excuse. You ( Bleep ) on my toilet because you don't know your place, and your place is nothing. So next time you stumble onto a toilet that feels too good for your ass, trust me, it is. 

Tony: You're not gonna kill me?

Rick: Don’t tell me what to do!

Tony: You can make a perfectly-realized, toilet-filled simulation of heaven, but you can't share a toilet? 

Rick: Don't insult my craft. The chemical is Globaflyn. It connects the whatever-you-want section of your brain to the whatever-you-have section. If your heaven is toilets, that's on you. 

Tony: All of these people... 

Rick: Are living their wildest, meaningless dreams and leaving me out of them.

Tony: People you refuse to kill and refuse to let into your life.

Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerry

(Rick reveals he has saved what he could of PhoenixPerson)

Okay and on to the big one where I am actually going to talk instead of just letting the script go off Rest and Ricklaxation. We see two sides of Rick, Healthy Rick and Toxic Rick. After Healthy Morty slaps Healthy Rick, and he slaps him back, he discovers the machine doesn’t actually know the difference between what is truly healthy and whats actually toxic, it goes by each person’s individual definition. Shortly after we as the audience learn that Healthy Rick? Is actually apathetic. He doesn’t care about others. All the caring and emotions are wrapped up in Toxic Rick. Everything Healthy Rick did and said is all stuff he believes are good, he apologies, he takes responsibility for his actions, he’s polite, he’s trusting, and he doesn’t try to control others, but he is doing all of this simply because he thinks he should. So it is completely selfless when he makes the bargain so Toxic Rick will merge with him, because, and he even says it, he hates having what he considers his toxins inside of him, but it’s the right thing to do.

Then of course Healthy Rick calls Toxic Rick out, knowing that he is the one with all his, “irrational attachments” as he puts it, and as much as Toxic Rick no longer wishes to be a part of Healthy Rick, he merges with him under the pretence that he will then be able to save Toxic Morty. Both act selflessly for different reasons, Healthy Rick believing it is the right thing to do, while Toxic Rick does it for Morty. 

So do I believe that there is good in Rick?? Heck yes!! Good is stored in the garbage grandpa! 

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

your ‘derek hale is werewolf jesus’ bullshit is another racist attempt to disprove that scott was better than everyone because he had the power, the opportunity, and the emotional need to kill for his own advantage, but he never did. derek did. peter was lying on the ground, burned and immobile. derek walks slowly and deliberately over to peter’s body, standing over him. it’s not self defense anymore! it’s not out of a need to stop peter’s rampage! peter has been already stopped.

scott begs derek to find a way to neutralize peter without killing him, but derek didn’t listen. he executed peter. scott had plenty of reasons, emotional and practical, to kill peter. but scott didn’t. he didn’t even try. while derek did. because derek hale is a murderer. scott had plenty of reasons, emotional and practical, to kill derek too in master plan. if scott refused to inconvenience derek for a few seconds, gerard would have ordered jackson kill all of them and then have Jackson force

derek to bite him. derek had spent that season recruiting teenagers into the pack, hurting and lying to scott. all scott had to do was reach down, rip derek’s throat out, bite gerard, and then wait for lydia and stiles to arrive to stop the kanima. but scott didn’t. he didn’t even try to murder gerard: he only came up with a plan to prevent gerard from violating derek, ordering jackson to kill everyone in the warehouse, and becoming a werewolf, and he succeeded!

scott has every reason, emotional and practical, not to save derek, to give all the informations regarding derek and his pack to gerard, to take the power that derek misused, and to end gerard’s life. but he didn’t. because hero-protagonist true alpha scott mccall is NOT a murderer, unlike Derek hale

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DW: Oh, peanut.  Is this really all you got? How sad for you. 

Also, thanks! It’s not actually mine at all, which you should have known by the fact that, IDK, I didn’t actually write any of it, but I appreciate your confusion because it gives me the chance to tell you how wrong you are. And we both enjoy that, right? Otherwise, why would you keep coming back? 

Hahahaha! Saying that Scott McCall isn't Jesus is racist now. That’s hilarious!  Learn your fandom history, peanut. The whole “Derek Hale is Werewolf Jesus” has been around for years. Mostly because in 2015 the Teen Wolf calendar listed his birthday as December 25. Maybe write to whoever created the official calendar and tell them how racist they are, okay? 

But let’s take a look at your post point by point, if we can actually find any. 

** derek walks slowly and deliberately over to peter’s body, standing over him. it’s not self defense anymore! **

Nobody has ever said it was self defence. It can be a mercy killing though. And whew, thankfully Derek took the alpha power before Scott could, because Scott had barely been a werewolf for five hot minutes and had no fucking idea what he was doing! 

** scott begs derek to find a way to neutralize peter without killing him, but derek didn’t listen. ** 

Good lord. I can’t believe you think this is actually what happened. Scott begs Derek not to kill Peter because Scott wants to be the one to kill Peter. Because Scott thinks killing Peter will mean Scott’s not a werewolf again. As motives go, it’s a pretty good one, but it’s still a selfish one. It’s like saying that Jesus only walked on water because there was something he really, really wanted on the other side of the lake. 

** If Scott refused to inconvenience Derek for a few seconds ** 

Now that’s a real nice way to minimise the fact that Scott forced Derek to bite Gerard, and made him believe that he was bringing the man who orchestrated the death of his entire family into his pack. WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? I dunno, man, but probably not that. 

Also, you’re forgetting that Master Plan (from the master beta) wasn’t the work of a few seconds. The whole “gotcha” moment of Master Plan relies on the conceit that Scott is in charge the entire time. Which means that everything plays out how he intends. So Scott somehow had plenty of time to switch out Gerard’s pills before Master Plan... but couldn’t, you know, deal with him then instead of waiting until all his friends were in imminent danger? 

** he didn’t even try to murder gerard: he only came up with a plan to prevent gerard from violating derek, ordering jackson to kill everyone in the warehouse, and becoming a werewolf, and he succeeded! ** 

Scott stops Derek from being violated by Gerard by violating him himself! What a hero! 

And how, exactly, does Scott stop Gerard from ordering the kanima to kill everyone? I think you’ll find that happens anyway. I think you’ll find that the kanima is distracted by Peter and Derek fighting it, then by Stiles hitting it with a car, and then it’s finally stopped for good by Lydia. And none of that has anything to do with Scott. 

** he didn’t even try to murder Gerard ** 

Didn’t he? Because he did swap out the meds of a cancer patient. 

** because hero-protagonist true alpha scott mccall is NOT a murderer, unlike Derek hale ** 

Oh no, biscuit, Scott wanted to kill Peter in Season 1.  And he swapped Gerard’s cancer meds out in Season 2 in order to put a plan in place that he knew would kill him. It didn’t work, but he didn’t know that. (The fun part about the plan is that it would also kill Gerard even if Gerard didn’t get the bite -- see that bit about swapping out meds again.) Scott’s only not a murderer because of chance, not because of a moral stance he’s taken.  It’s cute that you think you’re celebrating his goodness, when actually all you’re celebrating is his incompetence. 

And Scott may be the protagonist, but that’s not a synonym for hero. Especially in Scott’s case. 

But I think what’s funniest about your whole little word vomit here is that you’re trying so hard to make a case that DEREK IS A MURDERER. 

Wow, wait until you put a coherent sentence together and we level this argument up. It’s gonna blow your mind that, even if that were true, people are allowed to like fictional murderers. 

[snarkwriteswrasslin]

Can we get some Dom!Jeff Hardy hcs up in here pls 👀

Whew. Jesus lord. I went to sleep and I wake up to this, outing my Jeff fantasies. And I deeeeply thank you for it bc.. Fuck yeah. I approve 10000 percent. Anything that lets me talk about Jeff Hardy is a win for me so I LOVE YOU FOR THIS HOLY SHIT!

WARNINGS 

18+ only, obvs. Anyone not legally able to buy smokes or booze, gtfo. Go outside and play. This is not for your eyes, minors. Beyond that, definitely a huge dom/sub cw. Maybe mentions of light choking, praise kink... Spanking. Orgasm denial. Mentions of toys. Possibly even bondage. After these, it’s gonna get a little fuzzy bc I’m gonna go way into my mind for this one and I’m probs gonna black out again. So.. 

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┎ You actually discovered the whole other side of Jeff Hardy by happy mistake. There are certain things you can do... say.. that’ll flip the switch and apparently, one of them is addressing him as daddy. You did it in sarcasm. It was a stupid little argument about something insignificant, really, but the look in those jade colored eyes when you did it...

-- He was towering over you, your back met the wall softly. He reached out, tucking long fingers beneath your chin and making you look at him as he chuckled quietly. “Say it again, darlin. Call me what you just called me.”

-- Naturally.. You were bold enough to do it again. Then you felt him getting hard through the baggy pair of paint stained sweats he was wearing. That hand against the side of your face lowered, settled right over your cunt, squeezing a little. “That can be arranged, darlin.”

-- You’d been kind of vaguely considering the idea of that whole element in your relationship for a while because there were just certain things he did that made you curious.. Made you crave the idea of finding out just what kind of dom he’d be. The fact that he was always such a gentleman and he didn’t seem to actually... Mention being into it. That’s what stopped you from dropping hints. But here he was, laying it in your lap.

┎ Okay, you have an idea of how it started, now... Let me try to get into what happens between you two. Safe words are a MUST. And if he even thinks you’re experiencing a mood drop or you’re checking out while you’re in the midst of things, he puts it all to a grinding halt because his number one priority is you. And if something he’s doing is messing with you / could hurt you / is making your mood bottom out and making you retreat into your own quiet headspace, he’s amazing at picking up on it and stopping it. Because he’d rather die than hurt you.

-- Not that into spanking either, but he will do it because he KNOWS you want it sometimes. He’s never very hard though. Always jsut enough to leave your ass lightly tinted read for an hour or two after.

┎ King of aftercare, I mean... GODDAMN. Always there to cuddle you softly, soft kisses against your skin, gentle touches. Runs you warm baths and gets in the tub behind you, washing and playing with your hair. 

┎ the ‘collar’ he got you was not so much as a kinky thing as it was a sentimental one. It was a shooting star necklace because he’s forever telling you that he wished for you on a shooting star a long time ago... Back when his life was at it’s roughest. He’s not... really big into the whole act of collaring itself 

-- that being said, he is very very territorial. If you ever just want to get him into dom mode real quick? Let another man hit on you and you even SEEM remotely interested, even if you’re not. He’s behind you in an instant, his hands all over you, his lips against your neck and that smooth as fucking honey accent drawling against the shell of your ear, “Now I know you’re not tryin to stir daddy up, baby girl. I know you’re not.”

-- oh, you most certainly are. because there’s just something so fucking HOT about the way he gets when he’s showing you exactly where you belong. Clothes get ripped. Bodies covered in paint on occasion. Paint handprints around your throat and on your ass and thighs. He actually fucked you up against a canvas once and went to have it framed after. Hangs over your bed now. He wanted to put it in the living room but... there’s already other ‘canvases’ decking the walls in there.

┎ When he’s on the road and you’re at home, the bluetooth vibrator comes into play. And you have such a goddamn hard time NOT cumming until he lets you at the end of the day. When he’s not sending you these filthy and tender erotic poems he writes on the fly, he’s sending you pictures of his dick strained against his wrestling gear or just his dick in general.. Or videos of him, jerking it. That mischief filled chuckle when he cums because he KNOWS full well that the rules to this kind of play are that you CANNOT. CANNOT. cum until he video calls that night. To watch you. He likes to watch your juices drip slowly after you’ve gotten an orgasm. He usually makes you taste yourself too. Because he can’t at the moment. Gets him all sorts of hot when he’s watching you slip your fingers between your lips and lick.

┎ He’s tied you up before and used ice cubes to go down on you. Licked whipped cream off your body and ate your pussy until you were shaking and trying to squirm against the ties, begging to get off.

┎ BREEDING KINK HOLY SHIT. Will push whatever leaks out after he’s done taking you over and over right back in. His favorite choice of dirty phrase is to tell you exactly how full he’s going to fill you too. In a low growl... against your ear.

┎ Has a thing for erotic asphyxiation, but he is very very careful about it with you. He knows it’s not one of your favorite things, but that you’ll do it for him if he asks / makes you. But he never makes you do it to a point where you’re uncomfortable. Safety is sexy, kids.

┎ Has a giving inclined praise kink. Always telling you how good you feel. Always reassuring you. Very gentle. Passionate.

┎ absolutely fucking loves the vibrating cock ring you got for him during dirty santa exchange one year. it gets used a LOT. 

┎ bought you one of those DIY dildo molds kits and now it’s honestly your favorite toy that you own, because it feels close enough to him when he’s not there that it does help to fully immerse in your dirty little fantasies. 

┎  Honestly, straight up spoils you as a dom and as a SO. You want for NOTHING. LITERALLY NOTHING. The sheer mind blowing amazing sex is only a part of what you get with this guy. Because trust me. HE KNOWS SOME TRICKS.

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03/31/2021 DAB Transcript

Deuteronomy 16:1-17:20, Luke 9:7-27, Psalms 72:1-20, Proverbs 12:8-9

Today is the 31st day of March welcome to the Daily Audio Bible I'm Brian it is great to be here with you. If it's the 31st day of March then it's the last day of March and that's what it is, the last day of the third month of the year. So, the last day of March, the last day of the first quarter of the year. Whew! Can you believe it? It's just so weird, time. It’s just so elastic. It just…because I’m gonna be we saying the same thing to you in six months or whatever and it’s gonna be October and it will be like wasn't it just…wasn't it just March? But here we are. This is how it works. We just keep showing up. This is how it works. Show up, take the next step forward, show up, take the next step forward and we move all the way through the year together in community and through the Bible. And what a year it's been so far. So, anyway last day of the year. Congratulations for making it this far. If you have made it this far there is…you can do this. Like, it’s not a matter of whether you could or couldn't anymore. You can. You’ve made it a quarter of the year. We've got this. And, so, let's dive in. We are in the book of Deuteronomy as we reach the conclusion of our first quarter of the year. Moses is speaking. Moses is the speaker in all of Deuteronomy. These are the things that he needs to say before he is no longer the leader of this people before the transition of power or authority is bestowed upon Joshua and Moses becomes a part of history. And, so, Moses has everyone's attention. He has led them every step of the way and he's reviewing a lot of things and we’re reviewing a lot of the key aspects of the law at this point. Deuteronomy chapters 16 and 17.

Commentary:

Okay. So, we’ve already talked about how this is the last day the month, it’s the last day of the quarter. And, yeah, we’ll flip the page and tomorrow will be a new month and a new quarter and then the day after tomorrow will be good Friday. And, so, we’re in the middle of holy week and we’re coming to the end of the Lenten season for those who have kind of engaged in it to some degree. And we…we’re  moving toward Easter. And we very, very often just move past all of the holy week stuff, the contemplation of…of the sacrifice and just move into Easter and we’ve talked about that before too, about not doing that. And, so, this is kind of one of those times because we’re seeing this story where Jesus goes to Caesarea Philippi. And we talked about this story already but the question that comes out of the story - “who do you say that I am?” - there's not is not a more important question than that, maybe in life. But right now, as we are moving forward, moving forward into new seasons, and embracing where we are as…as we observe Good Friday and think of Jesus crucifixion and His death. And on Saturday just sitting with the loss, basically, because Jesus died and was laid in a tomb and laid in the tomb dead. Like all is lost and then all things are made new. And yet this question, “Who do you say that I am?” sort of burns its way through all of that and continues to come front and center because the answer to that question really truly dictates the trajectory of our entire life. And, so, it's fitting that we would cross this territory as we prepare to leave this quarter behind and move into a new month and move directly into Easter, that this question would sit there like the bookend at the end of a quarter, almost like everything that we have read and learned and thought about and contemplated in the Scriptures up to this point, almost like everything has been leading us to this question.

Prayer:

Jesus, we embrace that fully. We could answer like Peter, You are the Messiah, You are the son of the living God, and that is true, that is our declaration. And yet, how would we…where would we even start if we needed to say all that You are because You are more than we can say and You are more than enough. And yet even declaring that to You in a statement of worship it's also a convicting thing because we can say You are more than enough and then look at the way we live as if that's anything but true. And, so, this question “who do what You say that I am?” really does dictate where we’re going. We want to embrace that today and over the next several days as we move into and through the Easter celebration. What is our lives saying? Who do we say that You are? Come Holy Spirit into that question. Lead us down the pathways of our own hearts we pray in Jesus’ name. Amen.

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Community Prayer and Praise:

Hello this is Mountain Girl from New Mexico I just want to thank Brian and Jill and everyone that's involved in the Daily Audio Bible. I've been listening for 12 years and it has become a major part of my life. I would like to pray for Phil. Father I ask that You’d bless his son Andrew who is having open heart surgery. I pray for guidance and wisdom for the doctors, and I pray for healing for Andrew, and I pray that You'd lead and guide Phil. Kingdom Seeker Daniel, I pray for his son Daniel and his mental illness and I just pray for healing for his mind Father. You are a great healer and I ask You to heal his mind. I pray for the lady that called in and sang tis so sweet to trust in Jesus. That was absolutely beautiful. Thank you. Miley from Canada who's retiring from being a family doctor and persecuted for her faith. I just pray for guidance for you and for wisdom and the Lord would lead you to exactly what He wants you to do. Marla from Kentucky whose friend Steve had a stroke. I pray for healing. I pray Lord that You would help him and help him to recover, and I just pray that everyone involved would become closer to You through this trial. C with postpartum and the kids and her husband, Lord I just pray for emotional healing for emotional support. I pray Lord that You would help them and that You would heal her and guide her. For redeemed Rachel whose pastors leaving in a cross-country move. I pray Lord that so many changes but that you would be her constant through all this and that You would be her rock. Jaws of Life in New Hampshire, I pray for you marriage and I pray that God would heal your marriage. I pray that He would be the steady force in your life that would heal. In Jesus’ name. Amen.

Heidi DAB Family this is Laura in South Florida. Today is the 28th day of March and this morning I heard a prayer request from someone who did not give their name, but it was a girl who is dealing with a sexual sin. And I just want to tell you dear sister whenever you ask God for to forgive you, He forgives. God is always honest and always truthful. Whatever He says is true and He says if you confess your sins, He is faithful and just to forgive your sin and to cleanse you from all unrighteousness. My sweet sister you are forgiven. I love that word, forgiven. Believe me, I have…I have asked God to forgive me many times and I…I am so grateful for his forgiveness. And I just pray sister that you would just…just every time you feel an urge to sin that you would just say God, I can't do this without You. Please God Holy Spirit give me Your strength to do this and thank You Jesus.

Good morning Daily Audio Bible family my name is Julie I've been listening for many years, but this is the first time this introvert has called in and I just wanted to call because as we’re reading through Deuteronomy and listening to Moses his words for the people I can't help but think, you know, see what a compassionate person he is. Here he is not going into the promised land because of them yet he still loves them dearly and is still trying to teach them so that they can be successful. It's just…it is so wonderful, and I feel that this community is Moses too. I feel that we’re a compassionate people, the body of God helping each other, praying for each other. And I just wanted to call and say thank you to all of you are there for this community and keep…keep calling in with your praise reports, keep calling in with your prayers and, who knows, I might call in yet again. It only took four months this year before I made the commitment that I was. So maybe…maybe it won't take another four months for me to call in again but love you all. Thank you.

Hi DAB family this is your sister Julie from North Idaho. I just wanted to call and encourage my little sister that called and didn't leave her name on the podcast that was on March 28th. Sweetheart, thank you so much for making yourself vulnerable to the rest of us and you are in a safe place. And you called and asked the right people to help you out. We’re your brothers and sisters in Christ and we support you and we absolutely encourage you and want to thank you for asking for forgiveness. Honey, you're forgiven, first through the eyes of Jesus and then through your brothers and sisters in Christ in this DAB family. And we also want you to know that while you have been forgiven you need to forgive yourself sweetheart. And sometimes that's so much harder than asking for forgiveness from others. You need to know that you are washed and cleansed by the blood of Jesus, that He no longer counts your sin against you, and that just the fact that you are emotionally and spiritually asking for forgiveness and to be healed and restored, honey, know that it's already been done as soon as you asked Him. Lord we ask that you heal and restore our little sister. You know who…what her name is Lord and we just pray for deliverance and we pray for emotional healing, spiritual healing, and physical healing. To you be all glory honesty and honor Lord Jesus. We love you and honor you and thank you for hearing our prayer and putting your protection at our you're covering over our little sister. May she live in freedom praising you and thanking you for being her Lord and savior. We ask this in Jesus’ name. Amen. I love you my brothers and sisters in Christ. Have a wonderful day and happy Easter. He is risen!

This is Candace from Oregon I'm gonna be asking prayers for Karen in Florida but before I do that I just want to say that in my own life, I'm 64 years old now, but I had children starting as a very, very young person first one born when I was 21 and my husband was a really, really great husband a really good provider, did not have as much of a vision as a parent. He didn't ever, you know, get up in the middle of the night with a baby or change a diaper. He didn't…that just wasn't his desire or his thing. He didn't go, you know, throw a ball with his boy or anything like that. So, I raised these three kids alone…also because he was working 70- or 80-hour weeks or off and he was in Asia or traveling somewhere far away. So, I raised them alone although we had materially what we needed. And, so, it was a great relief to me when I turned…we both turned 58 and he retired early. And at the time our oldest child was living here with us with her 3-year-old son and they lived here with us for three years that it was just really wonderful to parent this little boy together rather than me just alone. And, you know, it was really three of us parenting this little boy which was delightful. So, Lord I pray for Karen in Florida, a single grandma raising a 13-year-old in a high…she’s in a highly demanding job. The 13-year-old is homeschooling, she's raising a 3-bedroom household by herself. So, Lord lift her up, be her husband, make this go incredibly smoothly. Let her feel Your support around her at all times and Your guidance and Your provision and we ask this in Jesus’ name.