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queenbeaver69 · 6 months ago

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Yo @slothsaresleepy this famous football player says that being a wife is a vocation, so where the fuck is my paycheck bro

#what the hell #where money #where’s my paycheck #are you fucking stupid dude #is being a HUSBAND a vocation?!#no #because you already have a job #that pays you #if being a wife is a vocation #I want a paycheck

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taiwantalk · 1 year ago

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Um… I’ll do some digging. Without seeing any news directly about wagners yet, I’m guessing, if I’m Wagner, I’d be very paranoid like ok, prigozhin is dead. Are we next?

Prigozhin is fucking dead!!!

They just announced it here on national TV!

You beat me to it. Lol 😂

He was begging for it. flying back and forth like a fly has got to be getting on Putin’s nerve.

That or this is staged to allow prigozhin to disappear.

I kind of doubt that this is staged. it’s a passion job. 😭 meaning, putin wanted prigozhin dead with a passion.

Now that prigozhin is dead, wagners are really going to ask themselves, “what the fuck now?” Like seeing double rainbow, “what does this mean???!”

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#ukraine #russia #taiwantalk #putin #prigozhin #wagner #are we next #paranoid #where’s my paycheck #what does this mean #wtf I’m doing in belarus

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skadream · 6 months ago

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finally cropped and cut the sleeves off this lol

shirt by @grlofswords ofc ^_^

#gpoy #girlofswords #btw fellow shirt destroyers: if youre around 5ft like me dont get an L if you wanna crop for a tummy moment #i didnt realize how big the print would end up on the shirt and assumed there would be room for a crop TT #when i get my paycheck im lookin to get another shirt off bonfire and i'll buy an M and report back #ofc smaller sizes does mean tighter fit to the body but like... im already yelling about my pussy so w/e #basically the best grlofswords shirts to crop are the angel without wings ones or anything else where the print only takes up half the shir

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kuromi-hoemie · 24 days ago

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i love forgetting beloved mutuals have a top posts section then being absolutely floored by all their selfies in there. oomfies greatest hits... the forgotten gems

#like damn i did not need a reminder but i appreciate one nonetheless #wth...... some of u are so hot.....#⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄#hi greenie. i wonder if she'll see this.. she's so beautiful #i would do anything for her. I'm her little yes girl her reply girl her silly little rabbit mutual #waow #there's a few of u who have rly crawled into and are rolling around in my head. 😵‍💫 u don't just live here rent free this is ur house now #*on my hands and knees sobbing*#wauuugggjgjfjjjfhhfjsakkalalskfkska #there's one of u where I'm just straight up like i wish i could give u my paychecks for a month or two at least #@duckduckgo how to not need money for a few months so i can give all of mine away #PLEASE #💵🧎🏾‍♀️#i can and will still part with some of it but god it's not Enough!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😭#i swear to god I'm going to spoil the hell out of my next lover #not just financially though.. i mean in every way ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ ♡⁠ i want to give them the royal treatment‚ if i may

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i-can-sabotage-me-bi-myself · 12 days ago

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Pennsylvania, I am super disappointed in you and disgusted by you. If this moldy peach wins that's it. I'm fucking leaving. My life is already a dumpster fire but I'd rather drown myself in a tub than live through another 4 years with that rapist as president

#us politics #us presidential election #election 2024 #pennsylvania #swing states #hopefully it's not definitive just yet #but seriously I'm struggling to wrap my head around it #HOW ARE YOU ALL FORGETTING THIS #how tf does a convict who incited the jan 6 attack on the capitol get to run for president again #when convicts can't even VOTE in this country #explain to me right now #and caused the HIGHEST DEATH AND INFECTION CASES IN A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY #HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR OVERTURNING ROE V WADE AND OBSTRUCTING ACCESS TO HEALTHCARE FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED IT #HE HASN'T WORKED A DAMN DAY IN HIS LIFE TO GET WHERE HE IS. HE'S NEVER HAD TO LIVE PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK.#HE NEVER HAD TO GO DAYS WITHOUT MEALS. HE NEVER HAD TO LIVE IN A HOME INFESTED WITH MICE AND HORNETS.#HE'S NEVER HAD TO WORK 3 JOBS JUST TO STAY AFLOAT #HE'S NEVER FOUGHT FOR US ONLY HIMSELF #FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU #TRUMP SUPPORTERS DON'T EVEN FUCKING TOUCH THIS POST I WILL SMITE YOU #he was impeached not once but TWICE

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im-literally-so-dun · 20 days ago

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Y’ALL I GOT TO TRY ON KNEE HIGH CONVERSE YESTERDAY

#guess where my next paycheck is going #well #maybe after christmas and bday season #converse #emo fashion #scenemo #2000s emo #alt fashion #missy's rambles

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musubiki · 3 months ago

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lately ive been thinking about the contrast going on in Early Lime where hes like "tbh im pretty sure i could have any girl i wanted including mochi i mean i guess if she wanted we could give it a shot one day but i dont really care lol" and then very easily becoming completely unhinged for her the second he gets a tinge of romantic affection

#lime: yeah mochis not a huge deal i mean were friends #af (after affection) lime: *needs to dunk his head in the sink at least once a week trying to snap himself out of thinking about her*#anyway. its been a while since them i miss them #my recent development is taking away limes mochi cuddle time #it makes more sense for the slow burn if he cant cuddle with her whenever he wants #starve him #lime: (why would i like her shes so plain shouldnt i be with like some supermodel or something ??)#lime: (the kind of person everyone wants but cant have??)#also lime when mochi smiles at him: (i want to kiss the shit out of you)#i think there something about limes family where being a goldwood means being expected to be a cut above #where its ingrained they should only be/settle for the best of the best #so lime catching feelings for this (pre-reveal) very normal and plain forgettable girl that no one else seems to give a shit about..#...is a struggle for him #tiramisu thinks its laughable because the goldwoods arent part of the magic community #she thinks its hilarious how they are lowkey obsessed with being successful and top-notch when they literally have no idea whats going on #i dont think the goldwoods are even especially rich #maybe its just one of those (parents being hard on you so you can have a better life than they did) kind of things #but they are known to be a well-connected and beautiful family #any goldwood you meet i the prettiest person youve ever seen #i wonder if they were disappointed or proud of lime when they found out he joined the capitol guard #his sister became a dentist #maybe it was one of those (why would you join the military...youre going to struggle...)#and then he tells them his paycheck and all of a sudden theyre like (we're so proud!!!)#(the capitol guard in general has pretty normal pay but the m-34th gets way more as a specialized unit)

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haneys · 1 year ago

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PLEASE DONT TAG AS D/NA/TIONS ETC!!

hey, I didn't want to do this but Im at my wits end. I'm Haney, im disabled physically and mentally, and I need financial help. Recently me and my two friends have been kicked out of the place we've been living at and had to scramble around to find a place that would let us move in. We had no money at the time and we still barely do. We found a flat that let us take our cats and also allowed us to pay some costs like agency fee at a later date to help us. I borrowed 3k PLN from my (also struggling) family to pay the first rent, but we still have to pay 3k deposit to the landlord, and 2.5k to the agency. My paycheck this month was only 2.5k, and girls are struggling with money too, we just don't have enough and I have noone to turn to at this point.

We're around 2k short, not even counting in things like food, and my family is broke, so I have to ask for help. Literally anything will help, because a single dollar is worth quite a lot of PLN. I can do anything in return too: draw, write, help you with homework or projects, teach you polish lang/history, send nsfw content, whatever comes to your mind, just tell me and I'll try my best. I work 10-12h shifts so it might take a while but it'll be done.

I have ppal, and if you're polish ask me for BLIK. I'd appreciate any help and reblogs. Thank you.

^ my photography for attention

#patxt #if you wanna ask abt anything dm me it's just that thr whole story is so long and insane i didnt wanna write a novel here #I'm gonna genuelly explode we have like two days and my paycheck is so shit I don't even have my mobility aids with me my psychosis is #reaching new peaks I. coughs blood dies explodes. I have no idea what to do I'm sorry for asking for money but like this is miserable #we're selling anything we can I'm trying to work more but I'm genuelly so bad health wise and i dont have money for housing yet #alone doctors 🤡 almost everything I eat comes right out of me IMMEDIATELY my leg is flopping ad usual my crutch was left at the last house #and i am so derealized most of the time I don't even know where I am I just. idk. we need help 😭😭😭

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pictureday2005 · 1 year ago

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i dont need therapy or medication i need it to be 2007. i need it to be my full time job to learn and explore and be curious about the world around me again

#crayon on envelope #i cant do any of that shit when i gotta have a job #i really miss when all i had to do was go to school #like i didnt realize how good i had it at the time #go in for like six hours and still have time and sunlight to do what i wanted when i got home #weekends off where all your friends Also have it off so you can organize hanging out #the whole summer to yourself #honestly i feel like id be doing so much better psychologically if i could have summer vacation again lol #bc at least then i was working towards something #just gotta get through the year so i can enjoy my summer #now its like. why am i even doing all of this #why is my only goal to suffer till i get a paycheck #and i dont even get to keep most of it #pointless luv litchrally pointless

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unlikecharlie · 1 year ago

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every comment or post that I see yelling about sympathy, empathy, and reminding us that those people are humans with lives and families only makes me wish they're dead even harder. matter of fact, I hope they all suffer as much as possible and then go to hell and suffer even more. there

#titanic #oceangate #rambling #PATRICIA THESE PEOPLE PAID A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS TO RIDE A BOLTED PRINGLES CAN STEERED BY A LOGITECH CONTROLLER #TO SEE THE REMAINS OF A SHIP THAT KILLED MOSTLY POOR PEOPLE BC THE RICH WERE PRIORITISED IN THE EVACUATION #FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO HAVE BRAGGING RIGHTS AND BC THEY WERE BORED #WHILE IGNORING SAFETY REGULATIONS LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER #I HAVE NO SHRED OF SYMPATHY. NONE. THEYRE GETTING THEIR KARMA #I'LL HAVE TO PAWN OFF A PAIR OF EARRINGS TO SURVIVE UNTIL MY NEXT PAYCHECK. DO YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT?#I COULDVE PAID OFF BOTH OF MY LOANS. GOTTEN CLOTHES AND SHOES I NEED. GONE ON VACATION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. GOTTEN A TATTOO #AND STILL WOULDVE HAD MONEY LEFT OVER TO LIVE OFF OF WITH JUST ONE TICKET'S WORTH. ONE #so get off your moral high horse. you will never get where they are no matter how hard you're trying to convince yourself that #if only you work hard enough. long enough. youll be rich too #you wont.#and they wouldnt piss on fire to put you out if you were in their situation

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nonconstories · 5 months ago

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Someone pissed me off a couple of days ago

So! Below are several links to programs and foundations that promote adult literacy! Hundreds of millions of adults world wide were failed by their education system and now must fend for themselves while trying to read contracts and hospital bills and infographics from the CDC. But they don't have to be alone, and it is never too late to learn!

ProLiteracy: A network of educators, researchers, and advocates which provides research reports, learning materials, and other support to adult education programs. They assist with connecting volunteers to local programs and provide guidance and support to community leaders trying to use their programs' findings to advocate for social and political change.

Adult Literacy League: An adult education program in Central Florida, which aims to provide students with one on one attention to foster growth and confidence. It also offers English Second Language courses and job skills training, and each new student receives a comprehensive assessment to determine the best plan for them.

Saint Vincent and Sarah Fisher Center's Foundational Skills Program: A 100% free adult education program aimed at adults reading below a fifth grade level. It operates year round and is either in person or remote, and they now have a GED testing center that is open to students and the public alike.

Washtenaw Literacy: A free network of trained tutors for adults in Washtenaw County, Michigan.

Adult Learning Program (Las Vegas/Clark County): Free education classes to those lacking a high school diploma, those seeking to learn ESL, and adults who read below an eighth grade level. Also assists in students' search for gainful employment. Nevada got so fucked by COVID and the education/literacy numbers in the South West are grim. Please help these guys.

Hawaii Literacy: In addition to helping adult residents of Hawaii Island learn to read and write AND bridging the education gap in Hawaii's underserved children, they offer computer literacy classes, ESL classes, and a bookmobile. 1 in 6 Hawaiian adults struggle to read and write.

#Not Stories #mutual aid #adult literacy #'uuhhhggg its soooo disappointing when i meet a girl who's like 'yeah omg i luv 2 read'#'and then she only reads booktok trash and grocery store thrillers and manga'#'like come on thats such a turn off :/'#'like aren't you bored??? what about reading The Foundation and War & Peace and Grapes of Wrath where's THAT girl haha'#nobody gives a shit what sort of high school reading list gets your dick stiff! NOBODY!#I'm too busy dealing with the fact that most public education systems hate students of color and anyone with a learning disability #from the very bottom of my very dyslexic heart go fuck yourself #'this chick only read 8 books in twelve months lmfao thats so pathetic'#'i read eight books a MONTH some people really give up after high school'#do you think my great grandfather or his father got to fucking finish high school????#or were they busy getting fucking shot at in germany in two different fucking wars????#thank every god you wanna name that my lunatic mother stopped abusing me long enough to put me through FIVE YEARS OF TUTORING #to get ME literate because that's what it fucking took #I watched more than one kid from my underserved semi rural district drop out at 17 or 16 or 15 #because their parents needed a third paycheck or they were gonna lose the goddamn house #10% of my majority black school district graduated FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE and not an ounce of it was those kids' fault #our racist ass school district failed them and the district did NOT protect my white ass when I was diagnosed dyslexic #the adult literacy crisis is not about you getting a girlfriend who can discuss Ayn Rand with you #the adult literacy crisis is about us being exploited and neglected and made easier to control and manipulate #reading is FUCKING HARD and learning to read after the age of six is SO MUCH HARDER #so from the VERY very bottom of my VERY very dyslexic heart #FUCK. YOU.

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cookinguptales · 6 months ago

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I was drinking a nice, refreshing summer beer as I work on this additional scene and I accidentally spilled some of it! oh no! directly onto my cat!!! oh no!!!!

y'all when I tell you this cat did not move a muscle. I am literally mopping beer off her ass and she is just lying there on her blanket. unbothered. alcoholically moisturized.

what a life cats live.

#I didn't drop it because I'm buzzed or anything #I just tend to work in very dark rooms and I misjudged where the edge of the table was hahaha #and the can literally FELL ON GEIST who promptly ignored it #I wanted to be clear that I'm editing one of my own stories so you wouldn't think I'm drinking while doing actual paycheck work haha #I guess I'll wash the blanket later after she's done with it #she clearly has no interest in getting up rn

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reegis · 10 months ago

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Hey sorry to ask, but am I tripping or is some of your Redbubble stuff removed?

(Also can I be wheat anon? )

i did private my tma stuff on redbubble! i dont use twitter or many other social media so i was unaware that they are apparently vehemently against people selling fanart for tma, i was just naively thinking well if they had an issue with an art piece theyd ask me to take it down (& i 100% would, of course) but if its something theyr outspoken about then I cant in good conscience continue selling it, even if it was my main seller on there 😔

(you absolutely can🌾)

#once again being a grandpa thats bad at social media has come to bite me in the ass 😭😭#i saw many other people listing tma art for sale & just naively assumed that meant it wasnt something they really cared abt ya know?#talked with several people lately abt the ethics of selling fanart & this came up #in regards to mech fanart #i will leave it up for now since coming from a bandmember we have a tacit ‘we just look the other way’ sort of approval #but knowing that i was going against something they care about so strongly didnt sit right so 😔#RIP to my paycheck but you gotta put ur money where your mouth is #selling fanart is always such a grey area it’s complicated to navigate #asks #sorry if i articulated this poorly

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thresholdbb · 7 months ago

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