#where did i consent to this y'know lmao

[hood-ex]

When people start roleplaying on my posts or in my inbox and it's like

[citrinitxs]

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. REPOST, DO NOT REBLOG!

NAME: Navina! However, people call me by different nicknames and alias/es, such as Navi, Nav, menace (/aff), and even by my anon alias, ✨!

PRONOUNS: they/them!

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION: tumblr asks & dms, but if we're friends/mutuals and we can vibe, then discord <3

NAME OF MUSE(s): main muses are albedo, kaedehara kazuha, alice! The rest that arent my mains are on my carrd, which you can check because Im too lazy to list them all out

BEST EXPERIENCE: personally, I think my best has been w/ meeting new people and discovering what they like from our muse dynamics. I absolutely love talking abt how they may act and how, in certain verse/s and plot points, their relationship develops. I have a particular fondness for those who are doomed by narratives to only say "fuck you" and REWRITE the damn thing themselves... or just be tragic for the sake of the majority <3

RP PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS:

- no communication. I refuse to tolerate people who can't communicate how they feel with me, especially if I did something they don't like. got an issue? talk to me! I promise you, I will be more supportive and willing than me finding out you talked shit about my style, muses, or me in general.

- acting/proclaiming we're exclusives WITHOUT my prior knowledge NOR consent. I personally am not interested in being exclusive with people unless we're genuinely close friends (and there's chemistry for our muses to the point I can see it), and even then, I would prefer if we talked about it and we're both FINE with the idea. However, if you say that I'm ONLY allowed to speak/interact with your muse and NO ONE ELSE'S? That's a hard block. This is an auto block if we are not mutuals and you proclaim I am exclusive with your muse.

- romanticizing dark themes and/or glorifying it. Enough said. I have some issues that I refuse to talk about and I am also sensitive with certain topics, and I refuse to glorify anything that can be considered dark. I may tackle on it sometimes (be it by muses, myself, etc.), but if you romanticize or glorify themes like sexual assault/harassment, incest, and the sort? Instant deal breaker. "Don't speak to me again" type of deal breaker. Don't test my patience. (bonus is if you try to defend it. You will be blocked the moment you try, so don't bother.)

MUSE PREFERENCES: characters that have genuine potential and dynamic where you can just see how fucked they can be, how you can make each other worse, how they can be each others' star-crossed lovers and forever in tragedy. They can literally be the most normal couple to exist or something, just so as long there's chemistry & where we can channel our inner conflict together for them to conquer! (Bonus points if they're ALSO a doomed by the narrative character. dw bestie, we'll redeem them ourselves...... after they go through hell and back ofc LMAO)

PLOTS OR MEMES:  BOTH AND I'LL DIE ON THIS HILL. Listen, plots fit a LOT for me because then, we can plan out how our characters may act + make it easier. It's also long-term for me, esp for ships and muses I'm interested depending on the fandom. Memes, however, are good pick me ups because I will send them en masse. Woe, meme be upon ye, y'know?

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: Ok, both (for my rp partners), BUT not 1 sentence short. Please add depth. If you need the minimum, 3 to 5 sentences is good! Just go wild! I personally write a lot because ranting abt things have me hyped, so expect like. maybe? 3 paras? probably 4 or 5? Just medium length rlly, but if I am EXTREMELY hyperfixated on a verse/muse/plot/dynamic...... yeah gl LMAOOOOO

BEST TIME TO WRITE: goddamn, it's when my brain can focus. it can be late as fuck and I would be too into writing to sleep, and sometimes, its IN THE MORNING. LIKE. HELLO? so yeah what's time actually. (/silly)

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): In my personal opinion? Not really (esp not Albedo lmao??) but. apparently my friends think. that I do?? honestly ask thea and a few of my mutuals, they'll answer this better than I can tbh

TAGGED BY STOLEN FROM: @glacialswordsman & @poswiecenia (lmao hi I live in ur notif walls <3) TAGGING: @vagrantshiraeth ; @amemoire ; @constarellations @lorendiel ; @livingakasha ; @bloodied-bets ; @ anyone else (hi I will live in ur walls soon, move over /j)

[saraa-lancee]

ngl it's funny that you're willing to demonise all autistic people just to make sure a label is only applied to hyperspecific situations. being autistic is not an excuse to be weird towards women or cross boundaries - can it help explain it? yes. but autistic incels exist and implying they don't and normalising that sort of behaviour as an autistic trait 1) is ableist, and implies that autistic people have no control over their own behaviour, and 2) invalidates victims and survivors of sexual violence at the hands of men who happen to be autistic. its also dangerous.

just saying. mentality like that meant that, as an autistic teenager, I allowed close friends to take advantage of me because the line was blurred and it was much easier to rationalise and excuse. and it's scary to me to see that culture normalised because it stems from the patriarchal definition and understanding of autism. autistic people know right from wrong and do not hurt people by default.

I'm not attacking you, but rather hoping to just offer an alternative perspective. I hope you are having a nice day.

Lmao hello Anon.

I'm going to provide an "alternate" for you-- I didn't demonize autistic people. I am an autistic person who has struggled with understanding boundaries in the past. I am defending autistic people by pointing out that Weird and Incel are Aboslutely Not The Same, which, if you y'know, read, is the entire point of the whole fucking post! But please, tell me you enjoy conflating Wierd Characters with violent rapists. I'm here all day-- I can't wait to read this.

I also, literally in that post, pretty much said exactly what you said. No where did I say all autistic people intentionally hurt people. In fact, I believe I even stated that when Autistic people *do cross* boundaries, it's not always intentionally. But let's also not pretend that autistic people never hurt others. I'm sorry that happened to you anon, I really am. Lots of autistic people also have stories like that, and it's disgusting people are so ready to take advantage of us. I'm also sorry that you think I don't know this perspective already as an autistic Afab person-- nice assumption about me and my life. But I think you're the one who might need the new perspective here if you don't seem to realize that yeah, autistic people absolutely can be the perpetrators in a blurred line situation. Unfortunately, lots and lots of people also have stories were the were hurt *by* an autistic person. "Hurt" as in physically or psychologically (not just sexually), because as a 5 foot nothing woman having a tall man (autistic or not) forcefully grab you in public or start screaming at you can be fucking terrifying.

Autistic people aren't just victims, anon. Acting like we can only be victims is kinda like... infantilizing or something. Sorry, but in an uncertain consent situation, an autistic person can also Assault someone because they didn't understand enthusiastic consent (ie, don't understand the nuances of YES! Vs Well, okay... or how consent can become questionable in situations where substances are involved). This all assumes innocence as well-- believe it or not, some autistic people are like, bad people (they also still deserve to be viewed like full adults but also viewed fairly rather than ostracizated unfairly).

My bad, im just rambling. Once again, reading comprehension. You're just intentionally ignoring my origional point, which is that you absolutely cannot just call a character who you deem weird an Incel. Which is the entire fucking point of the post but once again, fantastic selective reading Choice. When I said we shouldn't view Weird Character as a violent proponent of Rape and violence against women, I was 100% definitely demonizing Autistic people. (I remember literally saying "this doesn't apply just to autistic people" with the specific stipulation that he is autistic coded to me, but being autistic isn't the only factor here, proving that you literally chose not to read/to assign language I didn't use and a viewpoint I don't have to me. As an autistic person, this is black and white, and that's *not what I fucking said*. Try again anon).

Again. The entire point was defending "weirdos". Since, y'know. Most Weirdos (affectionately, as a weirdo myself) are demonized (being labeled as an Incel is definitely a demonization, btw. Which again. Was the POINT OF THE FUCKIN POST).

Idk why I'm writing this, you people will read whatever you want from it and not what I'm actually saying, so whatever. Autistic people are unfairly victimized by society-- including this whole Incel business. You were victimized, and I am sincerely sorry for that. But if we view autistic people as, y'know, dynamic people, we have to accept it goes both ways and come to the understanding that all this isn't even about all that. It's about refusing to assign extreme malcontent to someone based on Wierd.

Anyway, long live the weirdos demonized in popular culture. Long live everyone who's been shunned and judged for "acting wierd" and long live everyone who's exclusion erased their chance for a "normal" "adjusted" life.

Have a good day, *anon*.

[acaiasahi]

✶ your first kiss ; treasure reaction.

synopsis. different scenarios on how your first kiss with each member went.

info. fluff. treasure x gn!reader.

warnings. mentions of kissing + physical contact, consented kiss, profanity, grammatical errors, lowercase intended, smaller text intended. requested!

✶ choi hyunsuk.

[ . . . things with hyunsuk has always been slow, in a good way though! he's never pressured your into anything and the farthest you got to kisses was on the cheek, or back of his hand but nothing more. genuinely thought you were taking things extra slow but when you told him you haven't had your first kiss... suckaaaa he's so confused and sits there like "huh? (o-o)" and when you explain that you've never been in a relationship like you have with hyunsuk, he's doing jumps, leaps, literally running around and back because HOW CAN NO ONE KISS YOUR VERY KISSABLE LIPS YET WHAT? is completely baffled but takes it as his cue to kiss you and i mean, who were you to complain?

✶ park jihoon.

[ . . . you were a new couple, barely together for about three months, but you've been friends for years before-hand. jihoon's always been flirty and unashamedly open about his feelings for you so it's only right that he does the same when he wants to kiss you. during an unplanned date (which happens fairly often) you find yourselves in a botanical garden, walking around. there's this one tunnel that's full of different flowers, plants, you name it! it wasn't exactly his plan to kiss you but the way he watches you pick flowers and place them in his hair with the most beautiful smile he's ever seen... he can't help but ask to kiss you. when you tell him that you've never kissed anyone before... he get soooo cocky and for what suckaaaa? it's not like you asked him to be your first kiss... haha... unless...? LMAO JK but he most definitely asks you in a teasing way before stealing your very first kiss. literally fireworks are going off in your head, it's just you and him and this dude has the audacity to ask if it was a good first kiss. i don't know jihoon, maybe you should kiss me more so i can judge your performance! :3

✶ kanemoto yoshinori.

[ . . . at the dorms, you planned an at-home date where you did arts and crafts! while you were drawing a picture of you and yoshi's animal crossing characters, he couldn't help but stray away from what he was doing. i mean, i don't blame him though, the art besides him was way more interesting than the measly little canvas in front of him hehe. "staring's rude, y'know yoshi?" while you still look at your drawing. "i can't help it... you're so pretty!" you def punch him because you can't just say that and expect me to stay alive bruh :| in return, he tortures you with tickles! (*´-`) when your laughs settle down, you find yourself way closer than you thought you were. "hey," "hi," "y/n... can i kiss you? please?" and who were you to deny him when he asked so nicely? you give him the weakest, tiniest, puny ass peck and ask how was the kiss... c'mon boi. "sorry, that was my first kiss... i don't know how to kiss lolz" asks to be your teacher (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

✶ kim junkyu.

[ . . . "huh?! what do you mean?!" is absolutely baffled. is super hesitant kissing you now because man... how have you never kissed anyone? you're so kissable, your lips look so soft, and warm- kim junkyu get back on track! hold your face in his hands and you close your eyes, your lips puckered as you await his loving kiss. nothing happens for about five seconds and you open your eyes to find him just staring at you. "you don't need to kiss me, it's oka-" def shuts you up with a kiss! is quick to let you know that the kiss was amazing. "i deadass thought you didn't want to kiss me lolzies" is absolutely baffled pt. 2, i mean how could you even think that? gets lowkey defense because he's spent sleepless nights wanting to kiss you and you think he wouldn't want to? how very rude y/n! (￣^￣)ゞ

✶ takata mashiho.

[ . . . you actually had a serious conversation with him because ypur insecurities got the best of you but is the most mature and calm out of almost everyone. validates your fears and insecurities but he doesn't take it as his sign to kiss you because he doesn't want to rush you or force you in anyway. does he want to kiss you? most definitely. will you have to make the first move? another big fat yes! when you ask him, this dude drops whatever he's doing and runs in for a hug, lips puckered and all. when you pull away for air, you both have the dopiest smiles on your lips and are speedy fast trying to get more kisses and cuddles out of the other! safe to say that you spent the rest of your day in each other's presence with lots, and i mean LOTS of kisses! ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა

✶ yoon jaehyuk.

[ . . . during a movie marathon in his room, you seem to change the topic to first kisses for some odd reason but your conversations with jaehyuk always go from topic to topic. like mashi, validates your feelings but def takes it as his cue to give you the best first kiss of your life! takes it slow and leads you through it but if you show any signs of hesitation or discomfort, he will pump his breaks quick and ask if you want to stop. when you let him know that you're just nervous but you definitely want him as your first kiss, he's over the moon. think of the most cliché romantic first kiss scene ever made in the history of movies and shows... yeah, that's exactly how you felt with hyuk! you both pull away out of breath, eyes closed, foreheads pressed against one another as if time stopped. safe to say that your movie was forgotten! ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

✶ hamada asahi.

[ . . . your midnight adventures took an odd turn as you started talking about your high school experiences and somehow lead to how you both never had your first kiss yet. you were surprised to say the least because look at him... it's hamda asahi, only a fool wouldn't want to kiss him! when he finds out that you were always waiting for the right person he kind of just leans in and leaves a soft peck to your lips before going back to his ramen and you're left like σ(o_o) you def sit there for what feels like hours until he finally looks at you. "your ramen's gonna get cold" and you slap his arm in a silent way to tell him like BRO? U JUST STOLE MY FIRST KISS? feigns pain like a drama queen. "what? it was just a kiss. i wanted to kiss you, it was a good kiss." he tries to reason with you but you fake being angry in an attempt to get more kisses out of him... which works. win-win situation :3

✶ bang yedam.

[ . . . bringing him food during one of his late nights at the studio, he asks you to stay and listen to his newest demo. soon, the room is full of praises as you tell him how great the song is. def gets shy and tries to cover it up with modesty as if he's not talented and he can't help but feel happiness and gratitude wash over him while watching your eyes twinkle at him. asks to kiss you and who are you to say no? once you bring up that he was your first kiss and your insecurities, he asks to kiss you again, then again, then again... "yedam, what are you doing?" all he does is kiss you more, peppering soft kisses all over your face before pulling away. "kissing all your insecurities away, duh?" "HA, real smooth, bang." ( ´ ▽ ` )

✶ kim doyoung.

[ . . . flirts with you as if you aren't already together... bruh. he actually already knows that you haven't had your first kiss yet but he didn't know that you were insecure about it. when you bring up the fact that kissing him does make you nervous, he makes sure to help you feel comfortable with him and that there's no rush, he's not anticipating it. simply said, whenever you're ready, he's ready. one day, you just walk up to him and kiss his cheek, running awY and it catches him off guard cause where did this confidence come from? it's not often that you catch THE KIM DOYOUNG off guard like that, it's usually the other way around. stands there for a quick second before chasing after you and going back to his regular teasing. def flirts his way into another kiss! (ง'̀-'́)ง

✶ watanabe haruto.

[ . . . acts all nonchalant about it but is just as insecure as you. at the time you talked about it, you were best friends but you made a pact/bet that if you didn't get your first kiss within the next two months, you would share your first kiss together. two months passed in a flash and as two anxious teens with absolutely NO GAME bro... you had to fulfill your pact. it made you both nervous but you followed through and although you both didn't want to admit it, you only wanted the other to be your first kiss and no one else... hm, interesting. did you two pretend to not get a kiss from anyone else just to kiss one another? yeah, you definitely did. y'all were more than best friends after that LOL (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡

✶ park jeongwoo.

[ . . . nervous as shit bro. ask his hyungs for help and tries to downplay how SCARED he is but fails miserably. it eats him up, honestly and he's wayyyyy more scared than you because 1) he's never felt this way before, 2) he hasn't had his first kiss yet, 3) he had absolutely no clue what the hell he's doing. he tries to act cool around you, y'know, tries to be all smooth but again, fails miserably. "woo, why are you posing against the wall rn....?" spills the beans about how he feels and that he wants to kiss you so bad but he doesn't know how to do it and it leaves you both blushing furiously awww! you leave soft pecks on the apple of his cheeks <3

✶ so junghwan.

[ . . . doesn't even know why he feels this way and is like jeongwoo where he asks his hyungs for help. they tease him ofc but once he's like "i'm serious, jihoon hyung! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡" they all come to their baby king cow's rescue! tells him to take it slow, always ask before doing something, tell him the basics like where to put his hands and to be respectful, ALWAYS. jots down whatever they're telling him like he's preparing for an exam LOL it's the most awkward kiss with him and also like woo, is more nervous and insecure than you but he still validates your feelings and lets you know that he won't do anything you don't want. if you say yes, he'll leave kisses on your forehead and on the top of your head T^T!

★ treasure taglist. @yogurteume ... @tayhunwoo ... @h4chi ... @enhacolor ... @wonluvrbot ... @rutowonz ... @setakdongies ... @ncizen ... @byeongsung ... @saeromiz ... @kyufilms ... @sunoo-bby ... @dancinginthetaillight ... @changmin-wrlds ... @hanjisungpark ... @existnesia

[ 🎧 ] jaydi's notes. hello!!!! it's been awhile since i posted, sorry for the delay!!!! ty for being patient tho, i appreciate it. also, i've been getting back into enha + verivery, and recently got into younite. 1 of 9 is SAURRRR GOOOODDDDD!!!

© ACAIASAHI 2022 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. COPYING, TRANSLATING, AND REPOSTING IS PROHIBITED.

[playgrl0]

high / draken

!! usage of w33d 🍃 + mention of being horny but nothing happens and as always, not proof read sorry lmao !! ALSO DONT SMOKE ITS BAD FOR YA MWAH

a/n: y/n's behavior in this is based off of me and how i act when i'm high also, this was written while i was high so i apologize if something doesn't make sense or for any mistakes. enjoy!

every time you're extremely stressed, had a particular hard day or feel more shitty than usual, you smoke to calm down and forget about what's bothering you. draken doesn't support the way you chose to deal with your issues. he'd rather have you talk to him, or anyone for that matter, about it, distract yourself and cope with it in a healthy way, but he's not stopping you. he can't tell you what you can and can't do and besides that, he smokes as well so he can't judge either. he never lets you smoke alone though, you always do it together. he always has an eye on you and makes sure you don't do too much and are okay.

"i think you've had enough." draken says and takes the blunt away from your lips. "hm? no, give it back." you protest and blow the smoke out into his face. "baby, you're gone already." he chuckles and you roll your eyes at him. "not gone enough." you take the blunt again and take another drag from it. draken sighs and pulls you into his lap so you're straddling him. "y'know that's not gonna fix your problems, baby." you shrug your shoulders at him and let him take a drag from the blunt. he takes your face into one hand, slightly squishes your cheeks, blows the smoke into your mouth and pulls you into a kiss. his hand still holding onto your face and yours wrapped around his neck and playing with the ends of his dark hair. you pull away and hide your face in the crook of his neck. he takes one last drag of the blunt before putting it out and wrapping both of his arms tightly around you. after short silence you speak up, "ken, i feel dizzy." he chuckles at that. "i told you." you pull away and look up at him into his eyes and smile. his eyes are red, barely open and his cheeks are slightly flushed. he looks absolutely beautiful and breathtaking but also high, and so do you. "you look high as fuck." he smirks. "you too, baby." "whatever. i'm horny." you whine, making him chuckle once again. "i was waiting for you to say that. always getting extra needy f'me, hm?" he teases and squeezes your hips making you squeal out a little. once again you hide your face into his neck, place a few kisses and mumble out "shut up. need you, kenny." "you know the rule." he sighs. you groan, pull away from him, put your hands on your hips and mock him with a deep voice. "no sex when under the influence, we can't think straight. blah, blah, blah." this makes him laugh out loud and flip your bodies over so you're laying on your back with him on top of you. "did you just fuckin' mock me?" he slightly nibbles at your jaw. "y'know i want you just as much but i'd rather have us both, especially you, sober while being intimate. don't want ya to regret anything or make you feel uncomfortable." you can't help but smile at that. he's told you this about a million times already but you never get tired of hearing it. consent is so, so important to him and he believes you can only properly give it to him when sober. you grab his face into your hands and peck his nose "kenny, i could never regret anything when it comes to you. you're an angel and i always trust you. sober or not." his beautiful, typical draken grin spreads onto his lips after what you've said. he places a few wet kisses onto your slightly swollen lips. "my baby." *kiss* "let's get ready–" *kiss* "for bed, kay?" *kiss* he gets up and pulls you into the bathroom with him where you both get ready to go to sleep.

once you're in bed and tightly snuggled against each other "kenny?" "yeah?" "morning sex?" you pout and make him chuckle for the millionth time that night. "of course." he pulls you in for a goodnight kiss, short but sweet. "sleep well," he brushes some hair out of your face and pecks your cheek. "i love you, baby."

<3 @ playgrl0

[mcjeanalds]

~ parties have never been my thing ~

levi x fem!reader

warnings: swearing, underage drinking, drug usage (marijuana), smut, daddy kink, cream pie

who are you?: a girl in 12th grade who goes to school with her best friend sasha and longtime crush levi.

synopsis: (modern high school au) you were never into high school parties with drinking and kids you didn't care about. however, when sasha brings up that your five year long crush will be there, that's when things take a turn for both you and him.

A FEW THINGS TO NOTE (PLEASE READ):

- age of consent where i am is 16. however, i know that may be weird for some so i made everyone a senior in high school in which the average age is 18. (also known as 12th grade, or year 13 in the uk. i'm from the us).

- I AM STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL MYSELF. i'm not some 27 year old writing smut about kids still in school. that's fucking weird.

- i am NOT encouraging anything that goes on in this story. please please please be responsible under all circumstances, no matter what. everyone in this story is supposed to be an irresponsible high schooler, so do not get influenced by any of this. also... these people aren't real LMAO don't let animated characters influence your decisions.

ngl this story is long asf but enjoy nonetheless!

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buzz. buzz.

buzz. buzz.

you felt your phone vibrate in your pocket as someone called you. it was sasha, which you found weird since you were going to see her in a few seconds.

"it couldn't have waited thirty seconds?" you joke while answering the phone.

"okay, y/n, hear me out on this," she says excitedly. "y'know that kid- oh shit, you're right there!" she suddenly hangs up. you two walked into the classroom together, sasha standing closely beside you and talking quietly.

"y'know that kid connie?" she asks.

"isn't he literally your best friend?"

"aside from you, yeah. BUT! he's having a party this weekend. his birthday is coming up... yeah, i know, he's a taurus, get over it... and he said i can bring a plus-one! you wanna go?!"

you and sasha sat down in your desks towards the windows as you hesitated a response.

"i dunno, you know big parties like that have never been my thing," you say softly. "i'm not into drinking or hook-up cultu-"

"levi's going."

you stop your rambling and blush. you've liked this kid ever since he sat beside you in english in 7th grade. he would sneakily pass you sticky notes with jokes about the teacher or classmates. he didn't do it with anyone else, nor did he do it in any other classes. it was kind of you and levi's thing. but, once 8th grade rolled around, you two didn't have any classes together, which kind of caused your little bond to drift.

that didn't stop you from liking him, though.

years have gone by. you're a senior in high school now, and you're still not over a silly little middle school crush.

however, from what you could tell, you were lucky. not many, or even any, girls have shown interest in him, so there was no competition over him. he never seemed interested in anyone either, so it was kind of a win-win. you'd rather him have no interest in anyone than have interest in someone that isn't you.

a bit possessive, but it's reasonable.

"ha, that got you to shut up," sasha says with a smirk, playfully hitting your arm. "so, should i take that as a yes, y/n?"

you shrug and gently slam your hands on the desk. "fuck it, i'll go," you say with a smile. sasha pulls you into a side hug, almost yanking you out of your chair.

[time skip, like 45 mins later, idfk whenever the class ends]

"alright, i'll see you around, y/n," sasha says, turning around and walking away.

"wait, c'mere," you say, quickly walking towards her. "at the party, can you stay close to me? you know i'm still not comfortable with parties like this." you roll your eyes. "i sound so fucking lame, sorry sasha."

"hey, you know i don't like it when you shit-talk yourself," sasha says, flicking your forehead. "y/n, if you really think that's a problem, you're crazy. i totally get it. besides, it's not like i don't hang out with you everyday already."

you smile at sasha. she always made you feel reassured and safe because she never tolerated any bullshit from anyone.

you headed for the stairwell as sasha continued down the hall. as you turned you accidentally hit your shoulder against someone else's.

"shit, that's my fault- oh, y/n!" the kid says. it was connie. "i'm gonna assume you're coming with sasha this weekend, right?"

"yeah, i am, actually," you say shyly.

"can i tell you a secret?" connie says quietly. you nod cautiously. "sasha's the only one who can bring a friend since i knew she'd bring you. the only reason i didn't ask you directly is 'cause you don't know me that well."

you laugh, thinking that his secret was going to be much darker and weirder. "that's okay, i'm glad i can make it," you say with a smile. the second bell rings. you're late. "fuck, i gotta go, bye connie!" you call out, heading up the stairs.

"later, y/n," you hear him call back. you thought about connie's "secret" the whole time you headed to your next class. he has a point, you definitely wouldn't have even considered it if he asked you. but, sasha bribed you with levi.

that's the way to win you over.

-----

"okay, i have two options for this weekend," you tell sasha through facetime. the week had gone by so fast, you hadn't even planned what you were wearing. you headed off camera to change as you heard sasha yell at her sister on the other side of the screen.

"kaya! are you heating up the leftover indian takeout? you know i called dibs on the tandoori chicken! ... well can you at least save me some butter chicken and naan? ... thanks kaya, love you! ... well fuck you too!"

you couldn't help but laugh at the bickering between the two sisters. sasha was very greedy when it came to food. her food is her food, and no one touches it.

you and sasha both just happened to walk back on camera at the same time, you showing off your outfit as sasha plops down on her bed.

you wore a black, strapless tube top that gave your boobs a small lift and denim mom jeans with a few rips scattered along them. you planned on adding jewelry and other things, but this was just the clothing aspect of it.

"you look fine as hell!" she yells with a smile. you laugh at her compliment. "let me see the other one now."

you head off screen for another minute or two to change into the second option. it was a nude-colored body suit that came off the shoulders and had long sleeves. you also wore a pair of fitted black shorts came up to your midriff and only went down far enough to just cover your ass.

"ooooh, i like this one too," sasha says, thinking. she throws her hands up in defeat. "i mean, if i were levi, i'd get hard either way-"

"BITCH!" you joked. your face was bright red as you looked down in embarrassment.

"okay fine, fine, go with the first one," sasha says, still laughing a bit.

"alright, thanks sasha," you say, heading off the screen once more to change back into the comfortable clothes you were wearing before. once you've changed, you grab your phone and plop onto your bed.

"can i tell you why i picked the first one?" sasha says, poorly attempting to hold back giggles.

you huff and roll your eyes. "why, sasha? why did you pick the first outfit?"

"... it'll be easier for levi to rip off. HA!" she hangs up, leaving you speechless. you had to admit, it was kind of funny... and true. you called her back again, and she answered with her hand covering her mouth while smiling.

"sorryyyy," she says, removing her hand from her mouth. "honestly y/n, as much as i tease you for liking the short guy, i really hope something happens at this party."

you felt your heart melt a little. sasha was so sweet and supportive of you. "me too sasha, me too," you say with a smile. all of a sudden, you hear sasha's mom call her name and footsteps. her mom opens the door, the slightest look of anger on her face.

"hey, mom, on the phone, can't really-"

"did you eat ALL of the tandoori chicken? that was like, five pieces in there!"

sasha sat there with her jaw on the ground, shocked at what she was hearing. "what- no! i let kaya have it as long as she saved me butter chicken!"

"that's not what kaya herself told me."

sasha looks at you with a stoic look on her face. she huffs. "y/n, we'll talk later, i gotta scream at kaya." and with that said, she hung up.

yep. her food is her food.

-----

friday night was here! you had on your outfit, some gold jewelry, and some doc martens. connie only lived a few streets down from sasha, so you went to her place and walked over to connie's.

you arrived and... oh god. it was crazy in there already. you and sasha were only about 10 minutes late. you felt your stomach knot a bit, knowing that this really was not going to be the thing for you.

"ayo, sasha!" you hear a voice yell. it was jean, connie's best friend. he was sitting on the couch with a red cup in his hand, patting the spot next to him. "bring your friend, too!" sasha sat down next to jean, you on the other side of her.

"y'know, my friend has a name," sasha snaps. jean looks over at you, awkwardly sitting by sasha.

"oh shit, y/n! couldn't even tell it was you! you've always got on a hoodie or sweatshirt or something, this is new!"

"it's not new, you couldn't tell it was her because you're a lightweight who can handle his alcohol!" sasha says laughing, kicking his ankle. jean winces, and you can't help but laugh. you never had issues with jean, but he's always been just a bit of a douche, even from when you guys were young.

"sasha, y/n," connie says, standing in front of you two. he's holding two clear, plastic shot glasses with a clear liquid in them. sasha grabs one and drinks it all in one long sip.

"she doesn't drink baldie, i'll take hers," sasha tells connie, grabbing the other cup. connie shrugs and sits down next to you, just barely squeezing onto the couch that was not made for four people.

"yeah, i'm not too big on it either, i always end up being the one to take everyone home and hold sasha's hair when she vomits," connie says, laughing. you laugh a bit too at the sasha comment. "are you usually the same way?"

"actually..." you say shyly. "this is my first real party. i was never really into this kinda stuff, and i'm still not, but i decided to give it a try."

"'atta girl, y/n!" connie says, patting your shoulder and pulling you in a bit. you feel your body tense when his slightly alcoholic odor hits you. either he was surrounded by too many drinks or just lied to you. either way, you wanted to get away.

"connie, quick question," you ask, politely pulling away. "where's your bathroom?"

"down that hall on the left. you might have to wait though, i saw eren and mikasa go in there together not too long ago, so... be wary and maybe cover your ears."

"okay, thanks!" you said very quickly, standing up. you headed towards that door and, lo and behold, the sound of two voices. one boy. one girl. and it was definitely not a conversation.

you shake your head as you walk around the house a bit to see a screen door leading to a balcony. you go outside and lean against the balcony, taking in a deep breath of fresh air.

"y/n?" you hear a voice call softly. you turn your head to see levi and his friend mike leaning against the edge of the balcony. he hit mike's chest and pointed at the door. "hey, head back inside for a bit." mike nodded and went back into the party. levi started heading towards you, leaning on the balcony in the same position you were in.

you blushed at how good he looked. it wasn't anything unusual, he was just so... pretty. he wore a long white t shirt and black cargo pants with spotless-looking high top vans. he made even the most casual clothes look so exciting.

"long time no see, huh?" levi says, looking outwards. "what's it been? five years? shit, it can't be that long."

you look at him and nod. "yeah, i think it has been that long."

levi looks back at you, making eye contact with you for a second. you swore you saw pink spread across his face at the first glance.

"why'd we ever stop talking? you were fun," levi tells you, nudging you with his elbow.

you smile uncontrollably. you definitely looked like a fucking weirdo right now for just randomly smiling.

"not sure, i guess we just drifted since we didn't have class together, y'know?" you say with a shrug. "and hey, don't say i was the fun one. you were the one that said the teacher's ass looked like a croissant."

levi mustered a laugh, looking down and covering his eyes. you laugh along with him at the immature joke he once made.

"goddammit, i was so weird back then," levi says, looking back up.

"weren't we all? it was 7th grade."

"that's true, yeah. hey, how come you aren't inside?"

"it was all becoming a lot for me, even though it was barely 10 minutes. i probably sound like a total twat but i've never been to a party before this."

"well, i guess that makes me a twat, too. i only came because hange begged me to. miche and erwin were coming too, so i decided to just hang around them the whole time. next thing you know, hange disappears to smoke in the basement, so we all just kind of separated."

"same here. well, kind of. sasha just wanted me to come and i just said yes, and then connie started acting weird to me a few minutes ago, so now i'm here." you sighed. "the only reason i agreed to come with sasha is so i could-" you stopped mid sentence when you realized you were literally talking to levi.

"you came so you could..." levi says slowly, waiting for you to finish your sentence.

"no, no. it's not important. it was just so i could, y'know, get out my house and live a little."

"y/n, look at me." levi demanded. he placed a hand on your shoulder, making you tense up with a bit of excitement. "you are a terrible liar."

you huffed and threw your hands up defense. "fine, fine. you wanna know why i came to this fuckass party? i came because i knew you were gonna be here. ever since those little notes from 7th grade... i dunno, man. i just thought you were funny, and cute, and creative..." you place you hands flat on the rim of the balcony and lay your forehead down. "fuck."

"well, why do you think i gave those notes to you?" levi says. you quickly pick your head up, a confused look on your face. levi holds the bridge of his nose, looking down. "oh you're joking... don't tell me you thought i was just doing that to be funny."

you sat all the way up and bit your lip. you idiot, of course! levi doesn't talk to anyone except the people he already knows, why else would he spark conversation with you suddenly?

"... sorry," you say with a small laugh and shrug. levi looks back at you with a smirk. he wraps his arm around your shoulders, pulling you into him. you rest your head on his shoulder as he plays with your hair, both of you staring off into the nothingness that the balcony led to.

"all this time, you really didn't know, huh?" levi asks you, breaking the comfortable silence.

"not a clue."

"well, now you know. i probably would've admitted sooner, maybe even through one of those notes. there was, and still is, something about your smile. seeing you laugh at my bullshit jokes was the highlight of my day. why do you think i'd always look away after you read them?"

"i always assumed you didn't wanna get into any trouble."

"tch, like i care about that. but hey, now there's nothing to look away from, right y/n?"

you sat up off of his shoulder and locked eyes with him. "yeah levi, that's right."

you both slowly moved into each other, placing a soft kiss on each other's lips. neither of you wanted to pull away, so you didn't. you turned your bodies to properly face each other, his hands on your lower back and yours on his shoulders. he pushed you forward a bit just to get closer to him, making you let out the softest moan. you naturally felt your hands move inwards towards his neck, gently wrapping your fingers around it as he moves his hands down onto your ass.

with one tight grope of your ass, you accidentally let go of the kiss to let out a small whimper, letting levi place his tongue into your mouth. the moment was hot, and so were both of your bodies. you knew you needed each other after four years of hiding it all.

the two of you break the kiss to catch your breath, looking into each other's eyes.

"can i say something kind of weird?" levi says. you nod. "you've got such a nice ass. i just had to admit that."

you giggle and bit your lip, looking down a bit. "i bet there's something you have that would look real nice with it."

levi lets out a small gasp of shock and excitement, his face glowing red and his eyes widened a bit. he didn't expect that from you, and you didn't expect that from yourself either.

"WOOOOO HOO!" you hear a high-pitched voice yell behind the door. it was sasha, leaning against the nearest wall with a red cup in her hand. "YEAH, GO Y/N, WOO!" she claps with the cup in her hand, making the drink that was in it spill a bit. she walks towards the screen door and slides it open just enough to poke her head out. "heh, are you guys gonna fuck now or what?"

you and levi both look at her, embarrassed as hell. you both wanted to say yes, but not out loud and especially not to a wasted sasha.

"hey, sasha! come back! reiner brought that fuckin' hat with the straws!" connie yells, running towards sasha and dragging her to where reiner was. he had his shirt off for some reason.

"why was connie shirtless?" you ask levi while laughing.

"are you gonna question that kid or do what sasha wants us to do?" levi asks smugly. he places a kiss on your lips before hoisting you over his shoulder, your ass in his face. he kisses and bites the side of it while opening the sliding door, making you kick you leg a bit.

not to say that you've been waiting for this moment for years, but you've been waiting for this moment for years.

-----

levi carried you up the stairs, still hanging over his shoulder. he closely listened to every door to make sure that the room wasn't... occupied. he got lucky on his first try and opened up the door to what seemed like a master bedroom.

he threw you down onto the bed, making you bounce a little. you sat there cutely as levi whipped his shirt off and threw it onto the nearby dresser. he leaned back against the wall, staring you down.

"what? you're gonna make me do all the work? take that shirt off for me," levi demands. he says it so softly yet so firmly, it was enticing. you take your shirt off, exposing you bare chest since you couldn't wear a bra with this shirt.

"fuck yeah," levi groans, walking over to you as he slowly tugs his pants down. he steps out of them before climbing on top of you and kissing you roughly for a moment. he places one hand on your breast and grabs it tightly, making you whimper. "shit, those pretty sounds of yours are really doin' something to me." he takes his hand off of your breast and pulls down his boxers. "see?"

you look and- woah. it was bigger than you thought, much bigger. he kept it shaved and clean, and it had a small vein on the side of it that really added to its intimidating look.

"shit..." you mutter to yourself.

levi's gaze suddenly softens. "you okay, y/n? is this too much, or-"

"levi," you mewl. "it's not too much at all. it's actually not enough." you unzip your jeans and slide them off along with your panties. "give it to me, levi. i need you."

levi's whole body heats up, his dick somehow getting even harder than it already was before. he smirks at you, placing a kiss on the side of your neck. you let out whimpers and moans of his name as he bites down on the pulse of your neck.

"is this enough for you now?" levi says softly in a low tone. you shake your head in response and he scoffs. "ass up babe, let me show you enough."

levi flips you over to your stomach and grabs your hips, pushing them up against him.

"fuck y/n," levi whispers. he leans down over your back directly next to your ear. "you've got such a cute ass, and you've been saving it for me all this time." he places a kiss just below your ear before sitting back up and smacking your ass.

"ah, levi!" you whimper. the pitch of your voice was a bit higher than usual. "d... do it again."

"that's my girl," levi says. he gives your ass another hard smack as you let out a cry from the painful pleasure.

that's when you felt his slightly dripping tip hit along your soaked entrance. he slowly worked his way into you, both of you letting out sounds of pleasure. he gently thrusted his hips forward, not wanting to hurt you.

"c'mon daddy, more!" you whine.

levi smacks your ass and slides his hand down your arched back, grabbing your hair. "you want more? daddy'll fuckin' give you more."

with that, he let go of your hair and placed his hand on your hip as he slammed into you, hitting the right spot every time so perfectly. you could hear levi gently groaning and panting, but the sound of your ass hitting his hips outweighed that.

"right there daddy, yeah! yes, levi!" you cried out loudly. you didn't care, the music was blasted and everyone was wasted. "levi, i'm so close. i'm so close daddy, take me there!"

"fuck yeah, y/n, i'll take you there." with a smack on your ass and a few more thrusts, you felt your release throughout your whole body. you exhaled a moan out of delight, feeling levi release himself onto your back shortly after.

"don't move," levi demands softly. he opens up a random door in the master bedroom, and to his luck, it was bathroom. he grabbed two towels to clean yourselves off with. he slowly wiped himself off of your back and cleaned himself off as well. once you were cleaned off you flipped over onto your back, breathing heavily. levi laid down besides you, pulling you gently into him.

"was that good? are you okay?" levi asks, pressing his forehead against yours.

you nod. "i'm so much more than okay, levi. i've wanted that for so long."

levi smirked and kissed your forehead. "then let's do it more often."

-----

you and levi spent the rest of the night in the basement with hange and the other stoners, none of which you recognized other than moblit.

"y/n?! y/n!" you heard sasha calling. you stood up and headed to where she was calling you from. you finally found her, barely able to walk straight and her face as white as a ghost.

"sasha, you okay? what's up?" you say, wrapping her arm around you so you can hold her up.

"here, thi' is yours," sasha slurs, pulling your phone out of her pocket and handing it to you. "i saw it ou' onna balcony when i had to frow up."

you quickly put it in your pocket with a disgusted look. "did you touch this before or after throwing up?"

"shit man, ion know! all i r'ember was connie putting it inma pocket and telling me to give it ta you."

you let out a sigh of relief, knowing sasha wasn't the one who touched it. "thanks sasha, now go rest for a little bit, okay?" sasha nods as you walk her over to a couch and watch her fall onto it.

you open your phone to one notification from your mom saying hello, and she only sent it 2 minutes ago. you were in the clear. you quickly responded before heading back downstairs with levi and the others.

you quickly sat back down next to levi as he wrapped his hand around your waist and kissed the side of your head.

"is everything okay?" he asks.

"oh, yeah, everything's fine, sasha just had to give me my phone. oh! i need your opinion on something." you unlock your phone and find your camera roll. "so my cousin is having a- WHAT THE FUCK?" you screech. your scream scared everyone in the basement and even made the stoners come to their senses for a moment.

you open up your camera roll to about 40 pictures of dicks, and even some of sasha giving someone head. you close your camera roll and toss your phone to the side.

"i knew it!" you yell, tears starting to form in your eyes. "i knew it was fucking weird when sasha said connie was the one who had my phone!"

"y/n, i didn't get to see what it was, what did he do that was so bad?" levi asks, cupping your face.

you shake your head and begin to cry. "unless you wanna see a picture of sasha giving a connie blow job, then i'm not having you look."

levi kissed the tip of your nose and patted your face before heading upstairs. he was leaving you. when you were in distress, levi decided to leave you.

"levi, what the fuck? where are-"

"i have an idea. let me do what i need to do."

-----

you sit in the basement, deleting the pictures as fast as you can. hange, who reeked of weed, came over to you and just talked about bullshit to attempt to clear your mind a bit. you had to admit, hearing hange ramble was helpful, since everything they said made you think.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" you hear connie yell upstairs. levi comes racing downstairs and pulls you up out of your seat. he holds your hand as the two of you sprint up the stairs and out of the house. the two of you stop in front of a black car, assuming to be levi's since he was pulling out car keys.

"get in," levi demands once the car is unlocked.

"what about sasha?! i can't-"

"just get in the car unless you wanna get the shit beat out of you by a drunk connie."

you get into the car and levi speeds off. about three blocks away, he turns onto a random street and stops. you sit there, confused.

"... is this your house?" you ask, pointing to the house he parked in front of.

"no, it's not."

"then what-"

"i had to get away. i did something bad." levi starts laughing a little bit. "but it was also really fucking good."

"what'd you do that you had to speed off like that?!"

"i went up and grabbed a drink, and filled it as full as i could. i then went over to connie and "accidentally" spilled it on his face. i said i'll grab a towel for him, so i went up to the room you and i used and-" levi starts laughing. "and i grabbed the towel i used to wipe my cum off of you and gave it to connie to use."

your jaw dropped. you never knew how sneaky levi was. but, that was a really good plan, and it was really funny too. you started laughing along with levi, shocked and proud of what he did.

"y'know what levi," you say through laughter. "this moment right here is what really made me realize that i fell for the right guy."

[vaguely-concerned]

Mildly obsessed with the sheer contrast between how Fujiko and Jigen tend to be framed in this show, even when they're within the same scene (a head's up: I'll be mentioning stuff around some uh. extremely dubious consent and also suicidal ideation and suicide that's going on in Jigen's introduction ep in this post, just so you know!)

an illustration of what I mean more generally: Jigen by himself seems to often be framed against planes of white or shades of desaturated grey without a lot of detail -- there's this real sense of emptiness, and also symbolic of death and grief, I think. (Ciccolina also wears a white dress while you see her fascination with him, and the thing that binds them together is essentially suicidal ideation, while her own actual signature colour is an unsettled green.)

meanwhile Fujiko is constantly framed by circles and elaborate designs in vibrant intoxicating colours (peacock vibes!), in a way that's both stunningly beautiful and uncomfortably claustrophobic -- like she's constantly framed and hemmed in by the beauty of both herself and what she surrounds herself with. dare we say... almost cocoon-like, considering all the butterfly motifs going on all over the place. (also that GODDAMN OWL in the window up there... pls I want to go home).

a very smart anon ask I got also pointed out that a lot of the shots in episode 2 specifically make the characters look like actors on a stage, which adds that extra sense of artificiality and alienation to the whole thing and makes us subconsciously question their agency, which I thought was such a great observation!

this theme/contrast keeps going after that first introduction episode too (this is from the end of episode 8)! there's not quite as concentrated an amount of it after the intro, but it still feels consistent.

and the way those themes are divided up when they share a space is so interesting too:

interesting detail about this scene, by the way: the colour of the sofa... thingy goes from purple when Fujiko is in the room and dominating the space, to the green that's associated with Ciccolina once Jigen wakes up alone after Fujiko y'know. roofied him or whatever that was. (yeah gee I wonder why he doesn't trust her much lol)

so his own theme is almost monochrome and other people sort of... impose their colours on his 'world' whether he wants that to happen or not, metaphorically. it tells such a strong visual story about not being able to put up boundaries. which -- at first I heard Ciccolina's comment that his weakness was women and just went '*wheeze* are you sure about that one lady', but actually and especially in this installment... it's kind of true, if in an unorthodox way. his actual problem is that he doesn't seem able to set a single solitary healthy boundary with women. like he lets himself get hard dubconned into fucking in an ACTUAL COFFIN because Ciccolina framed it as the only thing that would keep her alive and they've entered into this exceedingly fucked up codependent dynamic where it's his job to do that for her psychologically as well as physically as a body guard. there doesn't seem to be any physical attraction or desire on his part through the whole thing but there is an unspoken idea that if someone who depends on him needs something from him, it's his duty to give it no matter what that does to him. Oh boy. Hey mr mafia boss man did you ever consider maybe y'know... getting your wife a fckn therapist instead and not have this whole Situation play out lmao

(Fujiko does seem to pick up on this fairly quick -- she tries a couple of rounds of her normal come-hither tactics, but it only takes her a few goes before she gets that no, he really is just uncomfortable and uninterested by the whole thing, but also... he won't use hard physical force to stop her, which is how she gets the drop on him eventually.)

then there's this at the end -- Fujiko is wearing Ciccolina's shade of green, lending credence to her saying Ciccolina reminded her of herself -- and thus essentially by being her co-conspirator in killing herself, she's in some small metaphoric way doing the same to herself. thus rendering Jigen only a completely baffled bewildered suicide weapon with very little agency in this situation lol. rather cruelly literalizing what he keeps telling people -- that he's just a hired gun; the magnum isn't just his life and his past, it's the sum total of what he's been living as (and it's been killing him!): a tool in other people's hands. at first I was a bit ?? about him getting out of the killing business under his own initiative, but when I look at it like that it makes sense -- in this continuity he sort of gets this last wakeup call that it's only so long he can keep lying to and dehumanizing himself before that takes over and becomes the truth. on the road he's on there's death ahead either literally or spiritually, and in this uh 'timeline' he gets out of there before he succumbs to it completely. (and as I've said before, I personally think First Contact!Jigen was actually further along that road when he met Lupin, so in an odd way this is a softer less broken Jigen, just in a much more fucked up show haha)

I do find it kind of heartbreaking how those completely central parts of him -- that capacity for dedication and care and loyalty and devotion, clearly yearning and fighting to still exist even within the supremely dysfunctional circumstances he's in -- both hurt him so bad and are maybe the biggest part of why the wakeup call works on him in this episode. he went and did something so completely counter to his own nature because he let himself be a tool with no will of its own for so long, and it startled him out of it, I think. (I mean she did also actively trick him in a truly screwed up way, but it is kind of the end station of how he's been living as well.)

with the added imagery of this being like a stage in this ep, they're also finally walking off the stage after Ciccolina's love note to death play is over, back into the world.

AND finally... here's a little thesis I have -- everything going on in TWCFM is always ultimately mostly about Fujiko in the end, even if she's not on screen for something. (and good for her honestly she deserves her day in the limelight.) so this little plot of Ciccolina's is actually telling us something about a part of Fujiko -- a reflection of someone who would want the only person who gave her hope to kill her, because...? because she wanted to force him into proving that the hope was never true after all, or as a test of it? because she thought he was the only one with the right to decide for her (after all in her mind he already did once)? because she wanted to hurt him as badly as he had hurt her by making her keep living? to show him something, since it's heavily implied he goes to that place in his head a lot as well? all of the above and more? well, there are some interesting parallels with the uncanny spoken word poetry in the opening credits here, huh, with its empty boys with nothing left to steal and the whole 'kill me, save me' setup of contradictions.

but then in episode 9 you have a very similar thematic thing going on where Fujiko sees herself in another woman and tries to destroy her as a way of destroying herself (rather more actively and viciously this time around of course lol), and instead of being reduced to the instrument to make it happen that time Jigen is the healthily protective nurturing force that stops her from being able to. Lupin might be the one to actually understand why she's doing it and in a way is what helps her stop before she goes through with it, but Jigen is the one who responds to an innocent abused girl in the middle of it all in, y'know, a human way. (The Woman Called Fujiko Mine!Lupin is like... an inscrutable unknowable trickster god come to gaze at Fujiko and Understand as if he can see the narrative from the outside, and he's quite hard to really like. get attached to for me, but I do like that his basic disposition is pretty much the same as always under that. and he is the one who brought Jigen in for this job too, like he knew he'd be needed.)

man I still have so many thoughts about it I can't quite explain, but it's definitely something about Ciccolina being an adult and the Tattooed Woman being coded as a child, essentially. Fujiko can work with the damaged and depressed but adult and in control through manipulation parts of herself, but she wants to utterly eradicate the young vulnerable innocent parts that have been hurt. which is not uncommonly how that works out in real life trauma too. (complicated a bit by the revelations in the last few eps, but thematically overall in the show I think this is what's happening).

[shsldepressedlesbian]

Komahina for 30!!

30: "Such a needy little thing, aren't you?"

allow me to formerly apologize for how long this is, anon. what meant to be a drabble turned into a one-shot... solely because i had too much fun with it lmao

domestic komahina where komaeda bothers hinata while he's trying to work until he caves in and fucks him... those are always good, i like to think lol

ao3

-

"You'll definitely overwork yourself one of these days, you know."

Hinata blinks up from his paperwork just in time to take the mug his boyfriend held out to him, having not even heard him coming into the bedroom.

"It's not my fault there's so much to do, you know," he says after a quick "thank you", taking a sip of the freshly brewed drink, which turns out to be coffee. "I'm just doing Naegi a favor by taking over some extra documents. Which, I'm almost done, by the way."

He doesn't have to look at Komaeda to tell his expression. Just hearing the familiar, breathy sigh is enough.

"Well, either way, shouldn't you move your work desk somewhere else?"

"Ah, am I bothering you? I can go work in the living room if you want."

"No, that's… I just think it's a little shabby compared to the rest of the room, is all."

This is almost enough to get Hinata to chuckle. Well, maybe it didn't work with the aesthetic of their bedroom, especially when it's covered in papers, but Hinata liked having it in the bedroom. It wasn't like it was uncommon to have desks in your rooms. Plus, after a hard day of extra work, he could pass out in the bed right away.

But he can tell that's not truely what's bothering Komaeda, anyways.

"Look at it this way," he voices, shuffling some of the completed papers into a neat pile. "It's Friday, and so long as I get this all done, we can have the whole weekend to ourselves."

That was for sure a guarantee. Afterall, with both of their busy schedules causing them to barely have time for each other, the weekends were like their checkpoints. To be able to act and love each other like a normal couple: to relish in each other's company, even if it was something as simple and quiet as reading in the same room together.

Even if they were far from perfect, ever so little, step by step, as the world was rebuilt, so was their relationship.

"Sure, if you aren't still exhausted by then."

Empathize on "far from perfect".

Hinata turns to look at Komaeda again, giving him an expression that he hoped didn't look angry or annoyed, but rather just miffed or stern.

"It's only eleven, you know. I'll have this done by midnight, and I can still get all eight hours of sleep in. I promise."

(The only hard part would be falling asleep, of course. But as long as he had Komaeda sleeping beside him, it'd be a lot easier.)

Komaeda opened his mouth as though wanting to say something, before closing it again and merely giving a small shake of his head.

"Of course, Hinata-kun. I trust you, afterall."

It's a genuine, if not tired, expression, and even if it's small, Hinata is thankful. Hearing those words from Komaeda felt far more different than hearing it from anyone else.

He gives Komaeda a genuine small, if not apologetic, smile, before turning back to his work.

He hears Komaeda step further into the room, and he expects him to just rest in bed(afterall, it is late)while Hinata worked diligently, and he reaches for his cup.

Only to almost spill it when he feels a sudden pair of arms wrap around him from the back, eyes peering over him at his desk.

"What are you working on, anyhow?" In this close proximity, Hinata can hear just how breathy Komaeda's voice is, and it sends goosebumps down his skin(and maybe heat somewhere else). He also distinctly smells the scent of floral shampoo; it was clear he had taken a shower only around an hour ago.

Komaeda had never been one for spontaneous acts of physical affection, unless it was something he and Hinata had discussed beforehand. Of course, he could be clingy at times, but with this act, it was clear he wanted something.

But, Hinata wouldn't succumb that easily, taking a sip of his coffee and getting back to the paperwork as though this was completely ordinary for them.

"It's nothing that fascinating, really. Just some files of survivors that slipped past the foundation's priority."

"Oh?"

"Ah, yeah. I just got to… uh, well…."

It's clear to Hinata that Komaeda isn't even listening. In fact, he seems far more focused on massaging Hinata's chest through his button up shirt, clingy fingers working upwards and then tracing down what parts of the man's stomach he could reach from this position, all in a circular motion, purposefully skipping over his sensitive spots.

And yet, even then, it's almost unbearable, and it's starting to get difficult for Hinata to think properly as he attempts to go over the papers. Especially as he starts to feel a familiar strain in his crotch.

"Komaeda," he speaks, perhaps a little too harshly, and he finds himself almost regretting it when Komaeda's hands halt. "I really got to get this paperwork done, y'know."

There's a short pause, before Komaeda responds with a simple, "Ah."

Another pause, but ever so slowly, his hands begin moving again, this time tracing the buttons of Hinata's shirts softly with his fingertips, as though waiting for a quiet nod of consent.

When Hinata doesn't stop him(he probably should, but his arousement is getting hard to deny), he becomes a little more forceful.

"Ah, of course," he adopts the tone that Hinata could recognize anywhere, resting his head on his shoulder, and the warm breaths that hit Hinata's nape makes him shiver.

"Of course, I wouldn't possibly want to interrupt Hinata-kun's hard work." He toys with the buttons that rest right on Hinata's chest. "Working so hard. So diligently. Don't you think you deserve a break?"

With a small pop, he undoes the button he was fiddling with, as well as Hinata's patience.

He bolts up, perhaps too fast as he hears Komaeda make a faint squeak of surprise. But that isn't what he focuses on as he turns towards the other.

"Komaeda," he hisses, sounding more stern than he meant to be, and instantly regretting it when the man instantly backs down.

"Aha, sorry, Hinata-kun. I shouldn't have, I know, of course, I'm such-"

"Komaeda," Hinata says in order to interrupt his spiral, sounding more gentler than before. And when Komaeda stops for a second, looking confused, he takes the chance to put their lips together.

It takes only a second of fumbling before they find their footing, and sure enough, Hinata only has to nip at Komaeda's lips and press their bodies together to get eager access to his mouth, a low moan spawning from his throat.

The way they fit into each other’s curves, hands moving in all the right places, refusing to leave each other, the lewd noises and growls that neither would believe the other knew to make had they just known each other vaguely… it’s addicting, and Hinata quickly finds just how much he’s missed this.

Considering both of their sex drives, it defintely wasn’t an uncommon occurrence between them. They maintained a healthy limit- but they certainly did it far more than most people. One of the few exceptions was this week. They had been far more busy than usual, and so barely had the chance to get together properly.

Of course, it only seems to make sense how all that repressed sexual tension would unload the moment they finally got time to themselves. So, Hinata can’t possibly get mad.

When they finally separate for breath, already looking like drooling messes, he isn’t given a chance to clear his head when Komaeda instead attacks his neck, applying open mouth kisses and slinking his hands underneath his shirt, taking his time to further undo the buttons.

“Fuck, Komaeda…” Hinata fails to stifle a moan, backing into the corner of the desk for support while keeping another hand entwined in the other’s soft locks.

At this point, he’s going to end up being dominated, and so he makes the hasty decision in order to regain control.

“Wait, wait, Komaeda,” he urges, tightening his grip on his hair. Sure enough, Komaeda stops to make eye contact with him, a look of attentiveness, yet also an obvious urge to continue, which is also something Hinata finds weirdly humorous.

"You're getting way too excited too fast," he calls out, his voice breathy, yet his smile proves how he wasn't actually annoyed.

"Ha, well, you can't really blame me," Komaeda retorts with a small chuckle, massaging Hinata's hips in a way that makes him groan.

Looking to at least get back at him for that, Hinata forcefully grinds their hips together, which earns him a surprised cry from his partner that helps him earn back some confidence.

"Desperate," he muses with a smirk, as though it's an insult, and he raises his knee enough to push it in between Komaeda's legs, against his crotch and plenty visible erection, which spawns another appealing whine from his boyfriend. "What do we do about this?"

"Haaaa, Hinata-kun," Komaeda's voice is already shaky and his face already a disaster of arousement, and as though he knows this, he buries his face into the shoulder of Hinata whilst also grinding against the knee he held in place. "Please, I-"

"You're already going to start begging?" Hinata's voice comes off more condescending than he intended it to, but he doesn't think Komaeda will mind at all this time. "I still have a busy night, you know. Maybe it'd be better to just tie you up and leave you to play with yourself, until I finish everything."

He comes up with the scenario at the top of his mind, and while he wasn't sure how good it would sound at first, imagining it manages to make him even more aroused.

"NO!" That idea is quickly scrapped by Komaeda's own bark, as though Hinata actually fully planned on doing it. "No, i-it has to be you Hinata-kun. It has to be you that, that fucks me." Him stumbling on his words seems to be less out of embarrassment, but rather, desperation. And god, does it turn Hinata on.

"Fuck, alright, alright, Komaeda." Truthfully, he's already quite desperate as well. There's no way he could even think of leaving Komaeda with them both like this. He wouldn't even be able to focus on his work, anyways.

He pushes Komaeda away softly while still holding his sweatershirt sleeve, to make sure he didn't think he was rejecting him. A good thing to do, as Komaeda had seemed ready to walk over to the bed.

He gave a blink at Hinata's hold. "Ah, Hinata-kun?"

"I'm going to fuck you over the desk," Hinata states far too simply. "So bend over for me, Komaeda."

This seems to work wonders for Komaeda's own arousement, as Hinata watches as his eyes widen with a familiar, excited look before he's even seemed to analyze what he said, before giving a submissive nod and happily listening.

The two trade spots near the desk(though not before Hinata makes sure to push the papers into a messy pile at the other corner of it), and Komaeda balances himself by pushing his upper body on the desk, making sure to display his lower half properly.

Hinata, in thanks, makes sure to marvel over it properly: firmly gripping at Komaeda's ass, which gets him another gasp from the man. Ah, yes. He's definitely missed this.

While as much as he'd like to fondle Komaeda's thighs, ass, and hips all night, he's sure they're both already close to their breaking point, especially judging by his boyfriend's own small whines.

"Take off your pants, Komaeda," Hinata orders, turning away to go to the bedside and fetch some lube. He can hear a dissatisfied noise from Komaeda when he takes his eyes off him, but as long as they're in the same room, Hinata doesn't have to explain himself.

(He would have made a joke about how this was evidence it was a good idea to have the desk in the bedroom, but he decided against it for risk of ruining the mood.)

When he turns back after grabbing the half-empty bottle, he's greeted with the sight of Komaeda's own bare ass, him not even having bothered to step out of the leggings and underwear that now pooled at his feet.

He still didn't make eye contact with him: Komaeda still had his head facing into the desk, but the way his body trembles as his hips are grazed with a single finger is all Hinata needs to know to tell what his face looks like.

"I didn't tell you to take off your underwear," Hinata accuses, though sounding far from angry. Komaeda's breath seems to halt for a moment, before starting to rambling:

"Apologies, I just assumed-"

"No, I get it, Komaeda." Hinata interrupted, and once again he grips the other's ass(perhaps even more aggressively, judging by Komaeda's inhale), contemplating just spreading it apart and preparing Komaeda already.

"You just can't handle yourself, right? So desperate, so horny, you just needed to get them off." He grins when Komaeda just makes a few shaky noises, leaning forwards on his back in order to mutter in his ear; "Such a needy little thing, aren't you?"

"Hinata-kun," Komaeda seems to object, his voice almost trembling as though Hinata had already put it in. "Your being cruel, teasing… please."

Komaeda plays his own trick, pushing back into Hinata's clothed erection, causing him to hiss at the unexpected friction.

"Fine, fine," he huffs, but he can't say he doesn't sympathize with Komaeda. Afterall, he definitely wants to get into him real soon as well.

Finally applying a good amount of lube to his fingertips and placing the bottle on the desk chair, Hinata brought a finger to Komaeda's entrance only to tease and circle the rim for a second or so, but objections from the man made him finally push it in.

Even just the way Komaeda starts making consistent mewls and the constricting heat that wraps around his finger is enough to get Hinata even more eager, the eroticiness giving him the want to continue faster.

And luckily, it doesn't take long to prepare Komaeda at all, as the second finger slips in with relative ease, and Hinata, already on his own limit, decides that he's ready enough, as much as he'd like to tease Komaeda a little more.

His partner gives another small whine when Hinata pulls his fingers out, but he doesn't respond, too set on unbuckling his pants.

There's a feeling of relief when he finally allows his cock into the air, before reaching for the lube again to apply it. He's in the middle of stroking a fair amount on(his arousal winning over the initial chills of first adding it), when Komaeda once again makes a noise of dissatisfaction, pushing his hips out as though Hinata had already forgotten about him.

"Come on," he complains, this time turning his head to look over his shoulder ever so slightly. "I need you to…. to just hurry up already."

Ah. It's at that time Hinata figures, maybe, he could bare to tease Komaeda a little longer.

"What do you want me to do?"

"...Ah?" An almost genuine sound of confusion, followed with an almost instant noise of supposed realization. "I, I want you to-"

"No, Komaeda. I want you to show me where you want me to fuck you. Otherwise, I'll have no idea."

There's a moment of silent hesitation, or Komaeda merely trying to think of what Hinata meant, before it seems to dawn on him anyhow.

Ever so carefully, as though putting on a show, Komaeda, keeping his head pressed against the desk but turning it to look at Hinata, brought his hands to cup his ass, spreading it open to give his partner a view of his entrance, slick with lube and almost twitching, as though begging as well.

"Here," Komaeda gives a shaky smile. "I want you to fuck me here. Fill me up, Hinata-kun, use me until you're satisfied, just please hurr- HA!"

Hinata wastes no more time in slamming into Komaeda, and at first it's painful with the tightness(he worries if he hurt Komaeda, too), but the warm, pleasurable heat wastes no time in fixing that.

The noise that Komaeda lets out is almost a scream, or the beginning of one, as he tilts his head up with an open mouthed expression, clearly taken offguard.

"Fuck, Komaeda…" The name rings on his tongue so naturally he can't help but keep on cursing it.

The tightness of Komaeda's insides that seem to constrict around him everytime he tries to move, the satisfying heat, and the wet noises that spawns… it causes Hinata's head to already start going dizzy, wondering how he could have gone without this for almost an entire week.

But he doesn't get to ponder any longer, when Komaeda forcefully thrusts his hips back at him, clearly desperate to continue.

Hinata makes a small noise of acknowledgement, before holding onto Komaeda's hips. For a moment, however, he finds his hands tracing along everything else he can reach, appreciating Komaeda's ass, thighs, and reaching for his untouched cock, speckled with precum, only to be halted by another push backwards from him and a low whine.

Hinata finally gets a better, full grip on Komaeda's waist, before testing the waters by slowly grinding into him. The soft sounds from his partner spurs him on, and he lets out his own low sounds as he angles himself in an attempt to get deeper.

He knows he's hit a good spot when Komaeda lets out a small cry. "There…!"

Hinata grins at this, brushing the spot again, but never actually thrusting into Komaeda's prostate, which gets him another keel.

"You're… you're doing it again!" Komaeda breathes, once again attempting to turn his head over to Hinata, his face cast in a complete fluster.

"I have no idea what you're talking about," Hinata lies, giving his best aloof impression, only to regret it when Komaeda once again pushes back with a new kind of intent, which gets him to let out his own embarrassing groan.

"Hurry up, Hinata-kun," he objects, already starting his own pace as he continues to thrust back bit by bit. "I… I need this. Come, come on, come on,come-"

He's cut off by his own primal yet breathy shout, when Hinata finally obeys and slams right into his prostate, nails digging into Komaeda's skin, and him digging into the surface of the desk.

"Yes," a hazed, pleased chant, "yes, yes, that feels good, Haj-"

But Hinata doesn't give him a chance to say anything, losing himself in favor of forcefully pounding into Komaeda.

The sounds of their skin smacking ruthlessly and Komaeda's lewd noises filling the room is erotic enough to get Hinata to loose almost all of his common sense, leaning forward to kiss the nape of his partner's neck.

"Komaeda," he sighs, slowing his pace, but only slightly. "Nagito, you feel amazing, it's so good inside you-"

Despite his trembling, Komaeda still meets Hinata's thrusts with each buck of hips, and yet even staying more forceful- as though doing his best to get Hinata to hurry, to go even deeper.

The whole situation is hot, both figuratively and literally, and as embarrassing as it could be to admit, Hinata was already getting close to his climax.

Losing much of his usual care, Hinata slows down only to angle himself correctly, and begins chasing his high by thrusting into Komaeda at a brutal pace.

His partner's own strangled noises that sound more akin to sobs than just moans and groans doesn't faze him, rather spurring him on.

It doesn't take long for Komaeda to beat him to his orgasm, as he lets out a shrill noise that has the same intensity as a scream, and the feelings of his walls clenching onto him is all Hinata needs to finally reach his own, giving a final desperate thrust or two before burying himself as deep as he can reach into Komaeda, and instinctively biting into his shoulder.

Their hips seemed to tremble together, until Hinata finished emptying himself. There's a moment of silence, the room being filled with merely their own harsh breathing, attempting to recollect themselves.

Komaeda's whole body is shaking so much that Hinata fears that if he pulled out and let go of his hips, he'd fall right onto the floor, and so he keeps his grip firm.

But the feeling gets uncomfortable soon, and he pulls out, ignoring Komaeda's own noises of discomfort. The sight of his stretched, wet hole is enough to arouse Hinata again, so he turns his attention on the other's back, loosening but still keeping a grip on his waist.

"We," he huffs, still out of breath, "...should take a bath."

He's surprised when this causes Komaeda to suddenly raise his head, breathing an almost inaudible, shaky, "no".

He also doesn't expect his partner to turn himself around by slightly straightening his back and grabbing onto Hinata's shirt, taking a step only to almost immediately crumble.

Hinata quickly catches Komaeda in his arms, a look of sudden concern filling his face. The man takes advantage of the support, swinging his arms around the other's neck to make proper eye contact with him.

Komaeda looks like a mess, tears staining the corner of his eyes and drool running down his lips, all while his face is almost entirely red. His eyes are also hazy, as though he's not entirely connected with reality.

"Hajime," Komaeda attempts a grin, especially when the use of Hinata's given name causes his boyfriend's face to get red, "let's go… another round."

Hinata opens his mouth to say something, but looking down at his clearly needy partner, he can't find it in himself to object.

So much for his plan to get eight hours of sleep.

[touchmycoat]

Would you ever write beastiality and necrophilia?

Not that I'm into it (if you do, good for you!) but a friend once asked me what is my limit and I said I like consent. As long as it's consent I'm super generous with whatever theme offered. From General to Explicit I can take it all =))) Vanilla. Check. Coffee shop uwu. Check. Twisted mental issues? Check. Beastiality. Check. Necrophilia. Check. Cannibalism. Check. (I know you like consensual cannibalism. I do too (///v///))

so i'd totally write monsterfucking, but beastiality's a different animal (hah), isn't it? it's a little more about the degradation and taboo of fucking recognizable common animals, hmmmm...it's not a hard line for me at all! yeah i'd totally write it, but i'd much prefer reading it by an author who can lean into the pure id. i just know i'd get too boggled down by character work if i write it—i'd want the raw vicious nasty noncon porn of it, y'know??

as for necrophilia, i would totally write it in a necromancy-context where it's all about fucking a body that's rotting and falling apart (i kind of almost did for songxiao LMAO). i don't know if i'd write it for a literally dead body, only because the lack of ability to react is not sexy to me.,? like i totally have a somnophilia kink, and the sexiest moment of somno is the moment they wake up, and realize they'd been fucked in their sleep y'know?? so if the dead body isn't going to wake up, it doesn't strike that sexy chord for me kjsdnfljkdsnfksd

(okay but a sexy threesome-y variation would be one person nonconing another with a third person's dead body LKJSNDFKJSDNFKJSD yeas i'm thinking of canon bingliushen wouldn't that be fucking PEAK)

SAME FAM. Consent is so good, and honestly, fic has made kink negotiation a whole kink on its own for me. I love literally every single dark and nasty fetish when it's people figuring out how to do it for each other's maximum enjoyment!!!

and i think for writing, i do prefer consent. i read a SHIT TON of noncon tho lmfao, and often wish i were better at writing it.

consensual cannibalism buddies u/////u i love you i adore you i treasure you

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #238

“crimson calligraphy written on the trees, creature from the grave, headless and hellbent for me.”

Have you ever played golf? Like, mini-golf. Is there a lake near your house? No, but there's two small ponds down the road. Have you ever made your own pizza or pasta dough? No. Have you ever watched an entire season of a tv show in one day? Uhhhhh how long are the first few seasons of Supernatural? Because Jason and I fucking binged it, and I honestly think that's partially the reason I don't even enjoy TV anymore. Like I liked the show, but jfc it became torture at some point. Not his fault at all, I just never pointed it out. BUT ANYWAY, it's definitely possible we did. What did you have for dinner tonight (or last night)? A ham and cheese hot pocket. Do your parents do things that ‘embarrass’ you? This is so mean, but my mom makes the cringiest jokes and such imo that gives me mad secondhand embarrassment. Do you like any Bon Jovi songs? Yeah, a decent handful. Who was the last person you were in a car with? Mom. Do you give people second chances? Ha, more than "second." How’re things between you and your most recent ex? We're totally great. Really as if we didn't even break up, considering I mean... nothing emotionally has changed. We just know that being together right now isn't the wise decision. It's frustrating as hell, though. We've already established we're not going to "wait" for each other, but neither of us are actively looking for a new partner, either. I want her, and from what I can tell, she wants me, too. We kinda just... don't talk about how unfair it all is anymore because we both get too upset. I was even supposed to go up there with her and her fam for her birthday and Christmas, but that's changed because she and I agree it's too soon after splitting, making it only more difficult to be around each other. We'd want to cuddle and kiss and such by instinct, so we're trying to wait until the wound isn't as fresh. Though honestly, I don't know how visiting period would go consider as said, there has been zero change in romantic attraction. Ugh yeah I just hope she figures out what she wants and all and we can get back together. Have you been to a wedding this year? No. I'm going to my half-sister's next year, though. Are you an aunt or uncle? Yes, and another niece is on her way. :') Do you expect to be married in the next two years? Probably not. What season is your birthday in? Winter. Have you ever been hunting? Fuck that shit. How often do you walk around barefoot? Always in my own house + in other houses if I'm allowed to take my shoes off. When you eat take-out, do you just eat it out of the containers provided? Usually, but it does depend on what food it is. Ex., those little boxes that have rice in them from Chinese places? I'm using a bowl. From the container is just messy. Would you need to sleep with someone before considering marrying them? Nah. Do you carry condoms? No. Would you date someone who has a hearing aid? ... Yes...? "No" is just... so rude?? Like that is something the person absolutely cannot help, nor is it a HUGE thing. It's just a hearing aid, dude. How organized are the files on your computer? Pretty decent. Folders and such. Could be better still, probably. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nah, not my scene. Have you ever brought home a stray animal? Pleeeeenty of cats. Are you physically strong? No, especially not my legs. I've got a newborn fawn's legs, jc. Still working on building the muscle back up. Would you date someone with braces? Oh my god, fuck off. Yes I would. I was the person with braces dating someone without them, so 1.) I obviously can't say shit, 2.) they're taking care of their goddamn teeth, and 3.) I dunno, wearing braces has no goddamn impact on personality???????????? Does scuba diving interest you? Not to an incredible degree, but it'd be cool. Would you ever ask your parents for relationship advice? Maybe for certain topics. Do you think people look up to you? Y'know that "oh no hunty WHAT is u doin" meme??? That's me if someone does. How often do you have trouble sleeping at night? *blinking* There are people who don't??????? Do you blush easily? Ohhhhhh yes. Do you get angry at yourself or at others more often? Hm. Not sure. Can you name five current world leaders? AHAHA nope. How many times have you had the flu? Zero. Do you think imagination is valuable? Oh hell yes. We would be NOWHERE CLOSE to where we are as animals without it. Who or what are you most impatient with? I don't know. When was the last time you mowed a lawn? Never. Have you seen all of the Star Wars films? No; seen only the first three with a friend and saw zero appeal. He didn't either. How about all of the Harry Potter ones, so far? I haven't even seen one. Jason and I started the first one together but. Paid way more attention to each other than the movie lmfao. What part of the newspaper do you typically enjoy reading? None. I collect my school's papers now though 'cuz I'm the photographer for it. :') Have you ever made a website, even a simple one? Four that I remember. The ancient and now-defunct ones were back when I think this site called Wetpaint was a host for simple sites, and a lot of us RPers posted our mob info and stuff there. I had one for Talons, one for Connrads. Ha, out of curiosity, I think I looked for them not all too long ago since I never actually deleted them, but I think the site itself was re-purposed. NOW, I have a Wix site for my photography, and then Kalahari Manor is a ProBoards-hosted site. Which was better: your childhood or your teen years? Jfc, childhood. Teen years were a chaotic and rancid cesspit in terms of mental health. What was your reaction to your first time falling in love? I truly imagine that realizing I was *in love* with Jason surpassed what a high probably feels like lmao. What does it take for someone to win your heart? I'm actually putting thought into this one and I think what appeals to me in a person most is just being friendly with a good sense of humor and obvious, shameless concern for others. AND JFC, HAVE EMOTION. Don't be a brick wall with me. Lacking an emotional side, positive or negative, is such a turn-off to me. I'm not attracted to robots. Being a gentle person is important, and for me personally, you need to actually act like you're into me. Not just between us. Do not make me a secret. AND BE CREATIVE AND WEIRD AND FRESH!!!!!!!!!!! There's nothing wrong with more "vanilla" people, but just for me myself, I need someone who stands out for some good reason. lol okay this answer's actually getting kinda long, I'll stop. There's a number of ways. What is one thing you would rather be doing? Ha ha yo real talk, Sara and I are getting all emotional and deep into our relationship, platonic or romantic, and I want me and her in her bed right now tearing each other up alsdkjfla;kwejre I love her a lot ok. When was the last time you changed your mind about something? OKAY SO I started a new birth control, right? It. Sent. Me. BACK. With my PTSD. How? Idfk, but I was suddenly obsessing over Him again, badly. I stopped that shit, and wha'd'ya know, two days later, I'm like "lol wtf I don't want him why did that just happen hunty was u ok????????". SO YEAH, that was a trip. Do you know anyone with a lisp? I'm not sure. Possibly. How much weight can you lift at once? No clue. Not a lot. Do you ask guys out, or wait for them to ask you out? I've never asked a guy out, but I wouldn't say I wouldn't. Do you like the last person who showed interest in you? I love her. Describe the last person you stared at? I have no idea. Do you like dating one person at a time, or multiple people? I'm personally monogamous. Have your experiences made you more or less sympathetic to others? MORE. Do you find smoking unattractive? I do. Have your parents ever searched your personal belongings? Mom has. Where did you get your last bruise from? ... Well. This is uh. Awkward. Tying into when I was on that medicine that made my libido fucking uncontrollable (thank the fucking lord I'm back to normal), my breasts are lookin rough, sister. Are you looking forward to anything? Nothing in the VERY near future, I think. A bit further off, Christmas. I can't wait to see the kids so excited again, and for once, we come together as a true family. Plus my #1 wish is to have my Mark tattoo improved at an amazing parlor, and I'm pretty sure that'll be happening, just obvs. not on Christmas Day itself. I'll just be fuckin STOKED when I *know* it's happening. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes. How much money did you spend today? $1.25 for something from the vending machine. I didn't have breakfast, so I was really hungry. When you’re bored in class, what do you usually do? Try to not doze off. If we're not doing anything, then I'll play around with my phone. Have you ever had a song stuck in your head for more than a day? Oh, definitely. Ever walked into the guy’s bathroom? HA as a stupid elementary school with her friends, we sure did during a work day (my mom used to work with special ed kids at school). We thought we were soooo rebellious. How many wives or husbands do you want? One. What happens if you fall in love with your best friend? Ha, did. I still am, and we hope to be back together someday. Has a teacher ever flirted with you? Not that I know of. Thankfully. Is it okay for friends to kiss each other, as friends? It's not my thing, but sure, if it's consenting and both are aware it's platonic. Do your wishes ever get granted in the worst way possible? Probably in some way at some point I don't recall. How do you feel about your naked body? NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO Have you ever been called obnoxious? I don't think so, anyway. Do you wish you had a bigger family? No. Which friend would you kiss full on the mouth, no questions asked? Sara. Can you do a split or stick your foot up next to your ear? Nope. When was the last time you complained about something? I was venting some mild frustration to Sara earlier tonight. What is your favorite color combination? Favorite is probably pastel orange and light blue. Love it. Then there's pastel pink and purple. Okay pretty much any combination is about the pastels When was the last time you spoke in front of a group? A month or so back when I had to do my Lifeline presentation in FYS. Do you like group projects, or do you prefer to work alone? I strongly prefer working alone. There's no disagreements, compromises, incompetent partners, etc. Have you ever been told you were going to Hell? Yup! (: Indirectly, but. How did you respond? I don't recall, but I wish I did. Who is the most argumentative person you know? She's not in my life anymore partially BECAUSE of that shit. Do you know anyone who is crazy about proper grammar? Yes, but she has OCD as a valid reason. I'm pretty particular about it too to a degree. Who was the last person to make you feel special? Oh my gosh, my therapist told me she was so proud of me and the progress I was making that I just entirely lit up and became a total beaming ball of giggles and "thank you"s. Would you feel funny if you kissed somebody of the same sex? No, I'm bi. If your best friend grabs your hand, what do you automatically do? Squeeze it. What’s something you can cook or bake like a pro? Cheesy and spicy scrambled eggs, man. Also known as the only thing I can properly cook lmao. Do you tend to flirt a lot, even when the person isn’t single? Fuck no, if they're not single. I'll flirt with my s/o when I see it appropriate or relevant, and in a case where we're both single, I'd be very subtle about it because shy. What’s something that you think is really cute? Off the very top of my head, the Ewoks from Star Wars, oh my fucking god. They were the only thing I enjoyed in the movies. What’s a pretty bird? I mean... pretty much all of them. BUT, can we take a moment to appreciate the bearded vulture? like???? they're fucking BADASS???????????? Besides sleeping, what do you do in bed? Almost... everything. It's the reason I endured/am still recovering from muscle atrophy in my legs. Have you ever hacked into somebody’s account? Playfully, back when that was a thing for friends to do and post lovey-dovey stuff about them everywhere. Megan and I, and I believe Mini and I as well, did it to each other. Possibly more. Is having to pee really badly worse than being really thirsty? Oh hell yes it is. The former can get to a point of hurting. Have you ever touched a Qu'ran? No. Do you love animals more than most? Oh definitely. Why do you eat fast food? It's easy to grab when on the run, and Mom has almost zero time to cook. Then we both have school. Most often I just warm things up in the microwave or grab something substantial enough in the fridge. Is there always going to be that one person you and a friend makes fun of? I guess you could say indirectly, yes. Just something she said in a certain way became an inside joke. Her as a person, no, I wouldn't do that. What is a bad habit of yours that you’re actually trying to fix? Having terrible eye contact. I have a very hard time maintaining it, but I've been trying to keep that weakness in mind when talking to people. Do you write out your feelings? That's one reason why I take these surveys, yes. Do you have bills to pay yet? It's embarrassing that I don't. Not saying like, I want to pay bills, what madman would, but I do want to feel more like a proper, independent adult. Will you be changing your hair any time soon? Not the style, but one thing I'm asking for Christmas is a professional to dye my hair silver. I say pro because my hair does NOT hold color, and because of the bleach needed, Mom's concerned I'll damage my hair if I put my trust into anyone less qualified. Does your mom have a celebrity look-alike? I don't think so, but she looks UNCANNILY like her firstborn daughter. It is SCARY. Is there something you wish you could learn to do? There's loads of stuff. Probably above all, cook. Or stop procrastinating. If you could be amazing at ONE thing, what would it be? Drawing precisely what I see in my head. Because of how important they are to me, I would pay BIG FUCKING BUCKS to get how my 'kats look onto paper. What do you wish people would pay you to do? Complain about my weight. :^) I'd be able to just pay for surgery to fix that within a day. Do you take good pictures? I personally think I do. I mean I wanna be a professional photographer. How would one go about impressing you? It depends on the subject and difficulty of whatever. What probably impresses me most would be someone maintaining a mature, peaceful attitude when there is reason to act otherwise. Self-control, that's it. Do you automatically apologize if you walk into somebody? Duh? Tell me a memory of this summer: It was fucking scorching and I hated every minute of it. What’s something that you don’t need, but really want? Hmmmm. OH, HELL YES. IF I had the proper body to even remotely pull them off, I. Would wear. NOTHING. But corsets. Jesus FUCKING Christ they are so hot. What do you draw more than anything else? Just about all I draw is meerkats. What’s the most favorite class you’ve ever had? The Digital Photography course I took in high school. Or Art Honors my junior year. I really enjoyed the stuff I made. For each person you’ve kissed, describe your feelings in one word: Jason: melancholy; Tyler: dramatic; Girt(?): loyal; Sara: ideal. How do you react when you trip or stumble? Gasp and carry on. If it was a more serious trip, I look around at who saw. Are you good at “biting your tongue”? NO. Why do you love the one you do? She's been there for me without fail, has undying faith in me, supports me through everything, is honest, she's funny and very unique, her adoration for animals shows a great level of compassion, she trusts me so much despite her history, she stands extremely firmly for what she sees as right and wrong... okay I can honestly write an essay on why I love her. Would you rather get [another] tattoo or piercing? GIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THE TATTOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111 Do you have long or short legs? I'd say they're normal, idk. When do you listen to Nickelback? *shrugs* When I wanna? Would you rather make the first move, or your crush? Them. I'm shy.

[skamtrash]

I read people "cancelling" Druck because they consider the last clip "lesbophobic"?? personally i don't think that was the intention of the showrunners at ALL. I guess they are trying to show what consent looks like and to be comfortable of sexual desires with your parter but idk... what do you think?

Hey anon. (Buckle up, because this is going to be a long one)

I wasn’t really sure if I should speak on this topic, because, no matter what I say, it’ll cause drama, and, it’s been a long day, I’m tired, and I don’t really know if I want to invite that kind of negativity to my blog atm.

However, I also don’t want to be the kind of person that lets things slide, y'know? I think that, when something or someone does something bad, it shouldn’t be ignored, and I think it’s an important topic to discuss.

So…

When I first watched the clip earlier, I was waiting for the bus, on the way to work. I was semi-distracted (my bus arrived as I was watching the clip) All I could really focus on, initially, was the fact that Mia & Alex were getting hot & heavy, lmao. (Two attractive people getting it on…I’m horny, leave me alone. I, at that time, was unaware of what was being said. I also, at the time, didn’t see what exactly they were watching.

Since then though, I have rewatched the clips, read many posts & messages on here, and in my druck gc, and I have to say, I do agree that the scene was lesbophobic.

The thing is, if this were a stand alone scene, in the season, it would be bad enough (any type of media I see that shows straight men getting turned on/getting off to wlw is just sleazy & gross, and makes me incredibly uncomfortable. Wlw aren’t just sexual objects there for straight men’s pleasure. Especially when it’s a character like Alex, who in the past has already shown lesbophobic behaviour….) but it’s not just one scene. It’s a recent one, in a series of moments, that have been occuring since the beginning of the season. Or since the end of last season, really. It feels like, with the way they bait the audience with the subject of Mia’s sexuality, that it’s some kind of joke? Almost like they feel we should be grateful for the breadcrumbs? It really rubs me the wrong way.

I’ve see a few people say, “oh but Alex was just talking about being turned on by watching sex in general, not specifically two women having sex” buuut, why did they decide to specifically show a scene where two women were having sex? (Also, i heard the scene in question was a threesome, and yet, the male character was nowhere to be seen…) They could have showed a scene with a het couple and the clip would have been the same. Do you see what I’m saying here? They’re baiting us. It’s obvious.

Today’s clip (and many before it) would have been the perfect oppurtunity to address the topic of Mia’s sexuality explicitly. It wouldn’t even really take much. Them continuing not to address it, in my opinion, just perpetuates so many negative & harmful stereotypes about wlw. It makes it seem like either Mia sexuality is something that’s just there to arouse & entertain Alex. Or, the other end of the sepctrum. He’s the one guy that can ‘cure’ her of her lesbianism. Like, just ugh. The implications are so awful.

I’m not saying that the Druck’s teams intentions were to be lesbophobic…but, I do think the way they’ve handled the whole topic of Mia’s sexuality, and how it has been portrayed has been very messy. They’ve dropped the ball on this one. I can see what they were trying to do with this scene…and I agree, it’s good to show to people in a relationship be open about their sexual desires, but…yeah. It’s still very :/ overall.

I mean, they still have time to fix it I suppose. I’m not sure if they will though, or how successful that would be.

So yeah. I’ve probably rambled quite a bit, and really expressed my view in the clearest way, but, it’s almost 1AM here now, and I have a pounding headache.

I’m going to reccomend a few blogs, that I felt made some really great posts about why the scene was lesbophobic, and explain it way better than I can. @miaswinter @skamremakesfromhell

As for where I currently stand with the show….? I really don’t know tbh. I’m conflicted, because despite everything, there are some aspects of it that I really really love, so I wouldn’t say I’m ‘cancelling’ it, but….

Ugh, I really didn’t want this. I wanted to enjoy this season SO MUCH. I’m just gonna see how this week goes, I guess? I really don’t know…

Anyway yes, sorry this was really really long, so, I put it under a read more, because I don’t want to clog up people’s dashes.

I’m going to bed now, and my ask box is going to remain off for the foreseeable future.✌🏽

[allofthisnonsenseplease]

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/08/2017 =O WHAT IF ALL THE SHIT IN THE GAME IS JACK'S COMA DREAM AND IT WAS ONLY A REGULAR TERRORIST ATTACK NOT AN INFILTRATION AND OVERWATCH IS FINE AND GABE IS FINE AND HAS BEEN VISITING JACK EVERY DAY TALKING TO HIM AND HOPING LIKE HELL HE WAKES UP

firesonic152 - 04/08/2017 OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST where the fuck did jack's subconscious pull reaper from

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/08/2017 Reaper had already been around and Jack knew it was Gabe, but he TRUSTS Gabe, so it was all cool. Also, too much tentacle hentai.

firesonic152 - 04/08/2017 XDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/08/2017 Gabe can't actually do that shit. Jack is somewhat disappointed when he wakes up and finds out.

firesonic152 - 04/08/2017 LMAO GABRIEL IS LIKE "I HAVE CRIED OVER YOUR BODY FOR LITERAL YEARS AND THE FIRST THING YOU WANT TO KNOW IS IF I CAN FULFILL YOUR TENTACLE SEX DREAM"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/08/2017 Gabriel nearly punches Jack back into that coma. XD Jack. I know you were in a coma for however many years. But MANNERS my dude. Come on now. But. There's an explanation for why the lore doesn't match up--some of it really happened, some of it is a product of Jack's stupid coma brain. :D ta-dah!

firesonic152 - 04/08/2017 yay XDDDD poor gabriel angela takes pity on him and moves jack to a bigger hospital bed so that gabriel can curl up next to him because he just can't sleep by himself anymore

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/08/2017 And after Jack finally wakes up...Gabe helping him with PT and rewarding him with increasingly more pleasurable activities as Jack gains his strength and stamina back. Gabe is incredibly glad that Jack is a super soldier--both because that made him hard to kill, and also because it's now speeding his recovery...and Jack is really demanding about those rewards.

firesonic152 - 04/08/2017 qwq jack is like bruh i haven't had sex for years come on and gabriel is like so did i???? why are you like this???????? gabriel gives him shit about it but is tbh very happy to dish out said rewards

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/08/2017 He's got to be extra careful, because Jack won't say when he's overtaxed. He's too eager to regain all he lost and to make up for lost time with Gabe, so he'll let things go past the point where he ought to say 'stop.' It reminds Gabe of the early days of their relationship, when Jack was pushing himself too hard to open up, and the similarity when Jack looks so different now is all at once amusing and heartwarming and frustrating.

They fall back on explicit consent at every step of the way, Gabe asking how Jack's feeling a hundred times or more just to be certain. In truth, the anticipation that adds as it forces him to keep things slow has become even more of a turn on over the years. He likes watching Jack squirm, but he's always careful not to push too hard.

firesonic152 - 04/09/2017 scljsdnskvjnsdvkjvsnKJCNAJKCNJKNCskjsdcnskjdcn i'm really,,, a sucker for gabriel just fingering jack until he's a mess,,,,, as much as jack wants to skip right to the main event gabriel knows they have to work up to it so he does that >:3

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/09/2017 Jack keeps demanding more, and Gabe is just: 'Baby, you're so weak right now I could tie you up with redvines and you'd be stuck. Take it easy for now.' Jack: I could chew through them. Gabe: They'd stick in your dentures, old man. Jack: THEY GAVE ME DENTURES???? But, like, Gabe just telling Jack all sorts of shit just to fuck with him. XD

firesonic152 - 04/09/2017 LMAO GABRIEL he can't ever be COMPLETELY nice to jack XDD jack just kinda mumbles that whatever he'd enjoy it anyway

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/09/2017 Gabe being like, okay, you think you're so tough already...here's some baby restraints. These wouldn't hold back a determined bird. You get your hands loose, and you can have me however you want. * proceeds to drive Jack absolutely MAD, grinning the whole time *

firesonic152 - 04/09/2017 AHHHHHH

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/09/2017 It's all fingering and games until afterward when it really sinks in for Jack just how weak he's become and then DEPRESSION

firesonic152 - 04/09/2017 DUDE

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/09/2017 yah sorry my bad ._. Gabe regrets it, too lol since he, y'know, basically threw that fact in Jack's face no more bondage games during recovery after that. just the usual exercises, lots of teasing kisses, lots of pauses to be sure Jack's still good when things start getting a bit heated and handsy.

firesonic152 - 04/09/2017 qoq jack gets so goddamn excited when he's able to break shit again and gabe can feel his heart burst

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/09/2017 X'D Okay, but Jesse supplying him with a supersoaker version of his pulse rifle, and Jack getting all pleased with himself when he's finally strong enough to lift it while it's full. Mercy has to chase Jesse out when she catches them in the middle of a water gun fight. XD

firesonic152 - 04/09/2017 AWWWW

[mrrow-of-laughter]

this is gonna be very fun

> destabilizing the kingdom

are we talking about the coup, or the tragedy?

> kidnapping flayn

y'know reading back my post, my argument was pretty weak, but i still don't see how she benefited from it

> that's why she actively hid the truth about twsitd

are you sure that it's because she just really wants to work with them? imagine you come up to someone and say insane mole people cult is living beneath leicester territory like. how would you even go about that. do you expect her to just walk up to dimitri and claude and just say that.

> her silence on the truth of the tragedy

read the above point. dimitri, the prince, has extremely hard time convincing people that duscur was not behind the assassination. how do you think a foreign princess would look if she started paddling a theory about the fact that this crazy underground cult did it and cornelia and all these important people are part of it with no proof

> her assassination attempts on dimi and claude

see i could make an entire post about this but fyi it's heavily implied she knew the mercenaries were there.

> using her power as princess to protect a serial killer like jeritza

y'know what? i'll give you this one

> having jeritza kidnap ppl like monica a year prior

oh now this is just made up 😭😭 nothing at all implies that she was behind that, she wasn't even at the academy and neither was jeritza iirc

> desecrating the remains of rheas family

you guys always bring this up as if edelgard totally definitely knew the stones they make weapons from are dragon remains. she was stealing what she believed was a weapon that rhea would use against her. this is just blaming her for not knowing what you, the player, know after having played all the routes. and like if this is your first route you don't even know this at the time anyway. you are literally the all-knowing player. she is just a character. lmao

> lying to her people about who was behind the javelins of light

as opposed to what? if you ask me then keeping the knowledge of aforementioned evil underground cult that can bodysnatch people between as few people as possible is in fact a good call

> exclaimed that it was worse than she thought it'd be

that's what everyone thought though? during the entire chapter the villagers were just acting weird, they weren't going on rampages or killing people. they were all in the idea that they'd just head to remire at the end of the month, do a patrol, look around and leave. nobody expected for all that to go down

> jeritza her own pawn regularly harms the populace

the "populace" being criminals and enemy soldiers lol

> repeatedly put her classmates in danger

i can't think of a single time she did that aside from chapter 12. everything after that they fully consented to when they followed her

> straight up threatens to kill them if they resist

she tells them to stand down and that she doesn't wanna fight them but will if they stand her way. what do you want lmao

> she benefited considerably from kronya and solon's experiments on remire and the students

first off kronya wasn't apart of any experiments, second, how did she benefit exactly

> turning people into demonic beasts

right. which the twsitd did, not her, and judging from the fact you didn't dispute my claim about them having power over her then we're in agreement right?

> attacking the alliance which declared itself neutral

it wasn't neutral. in non cf routes, they literally push their way into gronder just to try and fight her and dimitri. in cf, they are actively in conflict with each other and claude is trying to present them as neutral to avoid a civil war. this is outright stated multiple times i don't understand how people miss this. one part is pro-empire (like gloucester) and the other is anti-empire (like riegan and goneril).

> using literal propaganda because civilians were against war

can i please see where she used propaganda?

> the only reason she had support from bergliez and hevring is because she promised them lands and power

i was under the impression she won bergliez over after the battle of the eagle and lion. i do recall they supported her but i don't think they ever stated why. if you have proof tho i will withdraw my point

> so much for being against nobility hm?

this is such a stupid point literally just "society sucks" "but you LIVE in society! i'm very smart" lmao. also, even if you were right, this is war politics. she didn't implement her changes until after the war (see: literally every ending)

so i saw something was happening and didn’t wanna miss out

Buddy no one is excusing genocide. I never said that the Kingdom people were excused of committing genocide on Duscur nor did I say that they are free of the wrongdoing. I said that it happened because Lambert was killed by TWSITD and it wouldn’t have happened otherwise i.e cause and effect. Because prior, Faerghus and Duscur did have good relations. So to make it clear: Kingdom people commiting genocide on Duscur as a result of their King’s murder is bad and wrong AND Genocide was due to an assasination of the King commited by TWSITD for the future Emperor’s benefit. If you don’t think these two arguments/claims can coexist, I don’t know what to tell you.

it was, in fact, done so they could destabilize the kingdom for a future takeover. even if that is the case though, i’d like to know how edelgard is responsible for that. she was like… 13 or 14. i’m not sure where this argument started but i fail to see how it’s relevant to “edelgard bad”.

I saw the post and I think it’s absolute horseshit. Just because Edelgard takes Kronya (which doesn’t matter and feels like a deflection on your end) doesn’t mean she doesn’t take Flayn. As the quote says “Bring me the two women and step away”, which means she was okay with kidnapping Flayn. Also there’s some Flame Emperror soliders, I think it’s very telling that Edelgard had a hand in this.

admittedly, raxis makes a lot of assumptions, but so do you. she has nothing to gain from kidnapping flayn at all. if you have an argument to the contrary, i’d love to hear it. i don’t at all see how kidnapping flayn would benefit her in any way. she could have been trying to kidnap her, and she also could’ve just been trying to get her away. we don’t know. also, they’re literally classmates, i think if she wanted to kidnap her super bad, she would’ve had many other better opportunities.

She was aware of what exactly was happening during Remire if this conversation is anything to go by and considering you don’t go to Remire until the end of the month, she did nothing to descalate the situation and just let it happen so that she could use it to her advantage. And it matters in this case because she knew who was responsible, what exactly was going on and just let it happen.

that’s also a lot of assumptions. she says in every route that she would’ve stopped them had she known. i don’t see why she would lie about that, because she’s in her disguise and again, has nothing to gain from lying. that, and i always thought the conversation with hubert was about something that happened a longer time ago, not something that was like, actively happening, judging from the way he says everything. keep in mind that at this point, the villagers were just behaving “strange”, they weren’t going on killing rampages, so there’s no reason for hubert to talk about it like some grand tragedy they couldn’t prevent in the past.

Whom she defies and bad mouths and still faces no reprecussions with the exception of Cornelia. I know your argument is that she uses the church to defy him well then what’s stopping Thales from doing an investigation on the matter specifically in the forest? He did it for Cornelia in Arianrhod why couldn’t he do it for Kronya and Solon? What is he? An idiot? It’s almost like he doesn’t care or maybe he can’t do anything about it cause he doesn’t have the power. Almost like he’s her puppet.

because kronya and solon are completely disposable pawns. both have already been revealed as members of the agarthans, while thales and cornelia are still in disguise and holding positions of power. tomas was someone with moderate influence i guess, but he and monica were mostly random people and when solon and kronya disguised as them, they essentially were meant to be the men on the inside, your average joes someone would never suspect, while thales and cornelia hold positions of significant power - arundel is the regent of the empire and cornelia is the faerghus court mage. we already know thales and solon only used kronya as a means to an end - who’s to say solon isn’t the same? kronya did her job and killed jeralt, therefore solon was fine with sacrificing her. solon tried to get rid of the vessel of sothis, and he miserably failed. that’s all the relevant info thales needs to say “yeah, whatever”. the reason he got mad over cornelia was because she was an essential part of them maintaining a foothold in the politics of fodlan, which neither solon nor kronya were. he doesn’t care because edelgard killing kronya and solon means absolutely nothing to their grander plans.

i’ll put your last point, if you can call it that, here with this. i’m gonna double down and say that yes, actually, thales giving orders to edelgard and hubert is in fact a solid argument for why he’s their boss and not the other way round. now, i’m not gonna sit here and say he phrases them as requests because it’s some kinda intimidation tactic, that’s way too far into speculation territory for me, but he does, in fact, phrase his orders as requests. it’s literally flat out stated.

but wait, i have more. did you know this line is mistranslated? i can’t really grab a source right now, but you can ask anyone who speaks japanese, or you can literally just throw it into google translate. if i find where i first read it, i’ll link it, but in case you think i’m just making things up, i’m not - it’s enough of a big deal for the wiki to have a note there that corrects the mistranslation. basically it has the exact opposite meaning. my question is, why would edelgard then have to trick the agarthans if she is in fact their boss? from the original quote, if anything, it sounds like cornelia thought they were controlling her. if they were her puppets, there would be no need to trick them, because they’d just obey her.  

as for the badmouthing - you think that the agarthans would just be totally okay with their supposed puppetmaster wanting to eradicate them? thales knows about her hatred for them - if nothing else, she outright says as much in the scene, so he has to know by that point. i don’t understand what means she would have of controlling them, because she’s made it completely clear she does not want to see them reach their “salvation”. say this is true and she was ordering them around - what’s stopping them from rebelling against her? they have extremely advanced technology. they literally have massive robots. if she really is their puppetmaster and has all the control over them, then explain why they’re fine with her outright saying she will destroy them, despite that directly clashing with their plans (obviously) and obeying her - and don’t say it’s because they don’t have the military or political power, because they do. so again, i don’t see what leverage she has over them. like you said, they’re not stupid. if they thought their supposed leader was going to go against their plans which have spanned across centuries, they would’ve done something. the only reason why they would entertain her musings about wanting to destroy them and not act at all is if they were sure she wouldn’t pull anything, which is only really possible if they have enough control over her.

that also answers the question you asked - why does thales get mad over cornelia but not solon? not only is cornelia very important to thales and the agarthans, but also because of that importance, this is edelgard showing she actually means business when she kills her. up until then, she didn’t do much aside from the occasional remark and taking out pawns that they had little use for anyway - something thales lets her get away with because it has no impact on the greater picture. but cornelia was extremely important and edelgard knows that - it’s an “oh shit” moment for thales because up to that point he thought edelgard was all bark and no bite. her taking action against one of their major actors disproves that. this is why he retaliates - he wants to show her that if she actually strays from their plans, there will be consequences.

[rchime]

October 14th - 15th 2017

Warning: This posts will have tons of typos, bad grammar and bad English in general. If you don’t mind you can (politely) correct me, cause y’know English isn’t my native language and I’m still trying to improve my English

I went camping. Not alone definitely, but with my friends. I didn’t want to go, at first, but I feel it’s like duty, I confess. So, I went regardless. Thankfully, it didn’t turn out as bad as I thought it would be.

We went around 4 or 5 pm (sorry, my memory and concept of time are pretty bad), with motorcycle. There was like 12 motorcycles. It was pretty tiring, my back hurts so much. Not to mention, it was my first day of period, so imagine that: period cramps + sitting on motorcycle for approximately 5 hours, yep that was a fucking hell. There was a moment when we got separated and half of us ‘lost’, so we need to wait for them (there’s one motorcycle went back to looking for them, and guide them to our place. I was in the “waiting” group, so I have to waited for around an hour, before the “separated” group arrived. After that we were continuing our journeys and the road to that place was winding and kinda steep (well what do I expect it’s on a fucking mountain lmao). Not to mention the s" road was dark as hell and scary, cause there’s barely any houses and lots of trees and bushes (again it’s a mountain what do I expect, right?). Half of our team (motorcycles) weren’t powerful enough to ‘climb’ the road, so we helped each other with ‘pushing’ the motorcycles and move the 'passanger’ (idk what is called in motorcycle lmao). My motorcycle was heated up and there was smoke coming from the engine, thankfully my motorcycle made it (and still kicking ass until now).

Finally we arrived at the site, it’s called Pabangbon Camp Ground. When we were afraid we didn’t go to the locket -to buy ticket- staight away, we went to the toilet first (something that I had been waiting for lmao). After that we went up to the camping ground’s locket to bought tickets. Then, they opened the portal for us so we could pass and went up to the camping ground (and the road was rocky and steep as hell, that was fucking scary man). The camp ground was dark as hell, I couldn’t see anything (except the pine trees and grounds), we even couldn’t recognize each other without flashlight. There, we chose the place to 'built’ our tents with the help of the guides ofc. Even though the camp ground isn’t that big, but it seems like it was so big, perhaps because cold weather, darkness and tiredness. Surprisingly I was 'doing well’ with the coldness (I thought I would started sneezing uncontrollably or started wheezing, thankfully it didn’t happen at all), but one of our friend didn’t 'do well’ with the coldness and started trembling so we tried to keep her warm. She wore like 3 layers of sweater and jackets, I don’t remember that precisely but she was covered in tons of clothes (including scarves and gloves). We waited for few minutes until we found the place.

*I took that picture when I was waiting for the place to set up out tents

After we found the 'perfect place’ we set up our tent and preparing the campfire. I didn’t do anything that time but kept myself warm and talked with my friends. When everything’s done we took a rest and I entered the girls tent. That’s… I don’t remember that much honestly, but I remember we 'sneaking’ foods. We were chatting and ate few packs of pocky before we went down to changes our clothes.

*Here's the picture of pocky + myfeet + my friends hands, enjoy...(?)

The toilets weren’t comfortable (but hey it was better than nothing). When we were going back to our tents, I was looking up to the sky and realizing that the sky was so clear. Well, considering I live in the city, there’s lot of pollution and stuff so I almot never see the clear night sky. For a moment I enjoyed the clear night sky, where I can actually see the stars, a lot of stars. It was so beautiful and magical (can’t imagine if I actually can see northern light, I will passed out perhaps). When we got back to our tents, we had dinner. It wasn’t that fancy, just rice, roasted chickens, roasted sausages and… That’s it. We used brown paper (idk we called that “kertas bungkus nasi”) as the plates. We ate together, in line , idk what’s the English term for that, and I hope I have a picture of that (sorry I was too hungry and too tired to took a picture, it wasn’t my priority).

After dinner I entered the tent and tried to take a little bit rest a.k.a sleeping. (Yup, I wasn’t helping cleaning up the mess after dinner, I am a horrible 'friend’ what do you expect lmao). I was fell asleep for one two minutes, we (everyone inside the girls tent) called to get out, to have a discussion, which is one of our reason why we went there. (There’s a reason why we chose to have discussion in the middle of nowhere, but I can’t tell you, y'know organizational stuff). Then we gather around the campfire and started the discussion which is the goals to solve our problems and introspection for us to be better (and certain, specific person). I can’t give you any overviews (considering I didn’t give any input at that discussion cause I was so tired and sleepy af, so my brain didn’t work as good as usual, not to mention I was fall asleep in the (not so) middle discussion -yep, I am horrible 'friend’ I told ya-, and when I woke up the discussion was done lmao). Right after that we definitely not go to sleep (what do you expect bro), instead we were doing a simulation. What kind of simulation? Again I’ll say this is organizational stuff, can’t tell ya. But, the simulation didn’t go well one of our friends was passed out, so we were panicking and stop the simulation and most of us get into the tent. It was kinda scary cause we thought it had to do with supranatural stuff (perhaps it was, but pretty sure tiredness play pary in that too). I other girls weren’t sleeping (except two persons), and we went down again to pray (shalat subuh), cause surprise surprise we found out it was almost dawn.

My friends planned to take a picture of sunrise, but they decided to take that after praying, but sadly we were too late. -Just a note, the mushola (place where we were pray) wasn’t in ‘perfect’ place to take any sunrise picture, that’s why even tho I wasnt praying (cause I was in my period), I didn’t take any picture either-. But still even though we didn’t get the sunrise pic, we take pictures still. I’m actually don’t really like taking picture (especially of myself cause I look like potato lmao), so I just enjoying the scenery. Seriously tho that was one of the best scenery i’ve ever seen, well keep in mind I rarely go to places cause a) I’m indoor person b) I’m broke lmao. I took few pictures of the scenery… and myself surprisingly, cause my friends suggest me to and I’m not really against it, deep down I always want to take pictures wherever I go, but I don’t have any confidence for that (please, don’t be like me, ok?), but asI expected I look really awkward in literally all pictures, even the ones where I don’t show my face, cause it seems like my gesture and posture already awkward by default. Here’s I’ll share few pictures that I and my friends took (they took all the pictures where I’m in frame, so all the scenery pics are mine).

*Just so you know I edited the pictures so it seems more ‘alive’ cause I just took it with my (and my friends) phone camera and it didn’t look that ‘pleasant’ (imo), and I’m so sorry that i ‘censored’ my friend and my own faces cause as I mentioned before I’m not confident and for my friend, just in case she don’t want her face to be shown everywhere without her consent. -I haven’t told my friends about the existence of this blog, perhaps sometimes in the future(?)

After we were taking pictures, we went to our tent again to change our clothes (again), and then few of us went down to have breakfast, and few others were sleeping. There’s few who were taking pictures too, and I was just sitting down with enjoying the moment (I guess… can’t remember precisely sorry). When the ‘breakfast’ group got backwe were sitting nearby the valley (where I and my friend was taking pictures). We were chatting and eating pop mie and drinking black tea. Because of the cold wind and lack of sleep (ofc) I fell asleep (again). After that, we went to our tent again to prepare to go home. We ‘break’ the tent and cleaning up the mess. Then, we went down, and the adventure to go home just started.

The way down the mountain actually isn’t that bad, except that rocky stree, that was hell. The place was crowded when we left, cause aside from the camping ground, Pabangbon have other attarction called Pabangbon Panorama (you can google that, it’s so beautiful). Unlike when we went (at night) the view when we go home was so beautiful, sadly I’m not expert in recording or taking picture while in motorcycle (even tho I’m just a passanger). But almost all of my friends documented that and even upload it on Youtube (I’ll show you the video at the end of post). I can’t tell you much what’s happening on the streets, cause I was sleepy af and not anly me but all of us were sleepy af. Even the ones that ride the motorcycle (the driver) drinks Kratingdaeng (similar to Red Bull) so they can stay awake. Fast forward we arrived at our basecamp. few go home straight away when they arrived, but I wasn’t go home straight away, cause I was sleepy and I learned my lesson about riding-motorcycle-while-you-are-sleepy (thank god, it wasn’t involving accident), so I took a nap for few minutes, then go back hom.

When I arrived home, the first thing that I did was taking shower (so unusual for me lmao), cause I feel so dirty. After that I feel so fresh and clean (no shit sherlock). Actually I planned to wash my clothes before sleep, but sadly my body was too tired for that, so yeah as you can guess, I feel asleep again.

Aaannd that’s it, the story stops there. I’m not a writer (but I’d like to try to write), so i don’t know how to close the story. Sorry if that sounds boring and confusing (perhaps because of my semi-broken English, sorry), but trust me it was one of the best experience I’ve ever have, sounds cheesy, I know, but that’s true. So, to close this post I give you the video about our journey as I promised.

Here’s the video.

*In case you don’y know Pabangbon located at Leuwiliang, Bogor. That’s why it’s written on the title. In case you want to know I am that awkward girl with bad haircut, blue backpack and wear mask most of time.

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ishqbaaz dec 22 - 30th lb

thank you all for the incredibly touching messages you left me. to receive such heartfelt sentiments from those who’ve never met me and my family genuinely made me happy-cry. 😭😭😭 you’re all the sweetest. thank you thank you thank you. 💜💙💚💛❤💕💗💘💝 *squishes all of you into a giant hug; sorry for the snot on your shoulders*

i’m almost all caught up with ishqbaaz; because A+ technique to avoid relatives who make saddddd eyes and then bring up when i’m getting married (“not anytime soon, possibly never; leave me alone, the only one i want to cuddle with right now is my obese cat” is not an acceptable answer, apparently.); so here’s the first installment of liveblogs!

22nd december

i know i said that one gesture wasn’t enough for redemption, but damn. what a gesture. he handled that situation very well. in a most non-shivaay like manner. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

i’m so confused. who is this man, really? 🤔🤔🤔

i love that anika is still giving him silent treatment. you go girl. don’t give it up that easy. 😎😎😎

“baat karlo na.”

i love gentle yet petulant shivaay. he’s adorable.  😚😚😚

since gentle shivaay isn’t doing the trick, tadi waala shivaay has taken over. 😐😐😐

anika’s gentle smile @ shivaay’s tadi walk! lol, is she checking out her own husband? 😏😏😏

oh boy. battle of the wills. 😬😬😬

“yeh kahin suna hua hai. oh haan, yeh toh mera hi dialogue hai!”

you cocky little shit. you’re asking for it. 🙄🙄🙄

god the constant sunglass theatrics. 😑😑😑

i just noticed his mickey mouse pocket square! lol, cute.

i like seeing these little nakuul touches, though they’re the most un-shivaay-like things. 🙃🙃🙃

oh girl. so extra. i mean, this time he didn’t even deserve it as much as the last time. 😣😣😣

lol those security guards give zero fucks about the marital war unfolding in front of them. 😂😂😂

he’s in lurrrrrrve. with his windshield smashing wife. 😍😍😍

that smile looks so unnatural on him. it’s weirding me out as much as it’s weirding ANIKA out. 😶😶😶

lmaoooooooo khanna makes videos of these two. what a creep. 😂😂😂

at least one member of this family is constantly under the threat of death at any given time but this guy has the time to make fanmixes of his otp and distribute. honestly. 🙄🙄🙄

what do you mean he made the wedding day video? how the hell did he get the bits inside the hotel room? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao khanna hates shivaay’s guts too. 😂😂😂

hahahaha “WHAT IS YOUR LANGUAGE????” 😁😁😁

oh he’s been saying “watch your language” all these days? i thought it was “what’s with the language?” 😐😐😐

lol khanna’s gone back to a good vantage point to shoot his videos from. 😂😂😂

yesssss, my girl is back in form. 😘😘😘

ohhhh, my boy is getting into “ishqbaaz” form as well. 😏😏😏

lol the family’s faces. 😂😂😂

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 😂😂😂

lol shakti’s loving it. 😆😆😆

aw, anika. just beat it, as quickly as you cannnn. 😗😗😗

LOOK AT THAT SHIT-EATING GRIN. SMACK IT OFF HIS FACEEEE, GIRL. 😋😋😋

… or not. mutual giggle fest is fine too, i guess. 😕😕😕

this is the most married thing they’ve ever done. 😌😌😌

“i’m not a joker. i’m shivaay singh oberoi.”

pft. what an idiot. is your name a profession? 🙄🙄🙄

lol aw anika, come on, that quite a nice laugh. give the handsome boy some credit. 😊😊😊

i wouldn’t pause like she is. if he said “sar pe maaro” to me, you’d best believe, he’d have cartoon stars and birds swimming around his head the next second. 💥💥💥

aw, puppy eyes. 🐶🐶🐶

HE’S APOLOGIZING. WITH PUPPY EYES. 🙈🙈🙈

(what was the weird move with the phone tho? is he… recording this?) 🤔🤔🤔

KISS, IDIOTS. KISSSSS! 💏💏💏

why’s tia in some rando storeroom in the oberoi mansion? 😐😐😐

goddamn, tia looks so fuckingggggg goooood. i don’t look this good when i’m in the best of moods, let alone when in a suicidal spiral. 😒😒😒

OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! heropanti ki bhi limit hoti hai shivaay. 😬😬😬

lmao mrs. kapoor calm the f down. 🙄🙄🙄

tia’s the next virgin mary; just in time for christmas too! merry christmas, oberois!!!!! 🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄

23rd december

lmao shakti’s like “behudaaaa harkat!!!!” while tej is just like “bro you shoulda wrapped it before you tapped it.” 😂😂😂

lol everyone’s michmichi at shivaay’s sex life being out in the open like this. 😂😂😂

good lord, tia and her mom roofied shivaay. you ladies are out of fuckin’ control. ya crazy bishes. 😬😬😬

ok mrs. kapoor, you’re being weird and creepy. ew. 😖😖😖

“in the same room!”

wow, mrs. kapoor is really overestimating the power of shivaay’s swimmers. 😐😐😐

oh god tia’s sanskaari drama. girl, please. you’re so much better than this nonsense. 😑😑😑

shivaay’s silent, but his face is screaming BRO THIS SUCKS ASS, I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO DO THE FUN PART OF BABYMAKING 😂😂😂

what i wouldn’t give for omRu to be here and to see their reactions. 😚😚😚

shivaay’s look at anika: BUT I LIKE MY CURRENT WIFEEEEE. I WANT TO KEEP THISSSS ONEEEE. 😗😗😗

pinky ko aur bahaana mil gaya, to ship #shiTia 😐😐😐

tej, how shitty a businessman are you, if you’re constantly wringing your hands about shivaay overtaking you in business by marrying someone. 🙄🙄🙄

everyone’s #teamShivaay except pinky. 😶😶😶

OUFF PINKY. SHUTTTTT UP. 😣😣😣

now the deal is only 36 crores. which, come on. i’m sure shivaay’s sunglass and car maintenance budget alone is that much anually. 🙄🙄🙄

*sighhhhh* tia. girl, i loved you so much. y u be so damn shady? 😩😩😩

lmao that was the worst denial i’ve ever seen of not being happy married to anika. dude, sound more assertive. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaoooooo his michmichi at her mention of “humara baby” 😂😂😂

THEY NEVER HAD SEX???? WHAT WAS WITH ALL THOSE MASSAGE NIGHTS THEN? what a load of bullshit. 😮😮😮🙄🙄🙄

wow, tia’s voice at “indignant screeching” is just… only bats and dogs can hear her at that frequency. 🙉🙉🙉

and girlllllllll, stop laying it on so thick. it’s gonna be hella bad when you get found out. 🙈🙈🙈

expert bitchface on both sides. impressive, ladies. impressive! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

lmao his face when he turns around and sees anika “NO BABY I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, I MEANT I’LL BE THERE FOR HER BABY IN THE CAPACITY OF A DISTANTTTTT MAAMA, OR SOMETHING. I ONLY WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH YOU!” 😂😂😂

oh tiaaa. you’re being so overconfident. be smarterrrrrrr. 😑😑😑

anika’s face after “tumhe toh main shivaay ki zindagi se phek kar rahoongi”:

“oh tacky ki bachchi, zyaada english jhaadi na mere saamne, toh tumhe chaadar ki tarah jhaad doongi, samjhiiii?” lololololol best.😂😂😂

god this loser and his disgusting hair. does anyone actually think this looks good???????? 🤐🤐🤐

BRO SHE DOESN’T WANT YOUR FUCKING CHAI. 😒😒😒

ugh, so rapey. he’s even more rapey than daksh. 😖😖😖

anika trying to do a reprise of shankar mahadevan’s breathless, except more gossipy. and with more metaphors about dal. 😂😂😂

lol, what to even say to that, anika?

O BETE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 😱😱😱

oh no, both your khurafaati dimaaags together. 🙈🙈🙈

no you two also agreed that love was a waste of time, when mallika was around. 😌😌😌

aaaaaaah, marriage. must not be so bad. 😙😙😙

god i don’t even wanna witness what freqeuncy tia’s voice goes to when he suggests the dna test. 🙉🙉🙉

you’re still agreeing on the same topic, you fucking idiots. 🙄🙄🙄

tia kapoor is two steps ahead of you chuckleheads. tum toh bade kachche khilaadi ho. 😊😊😊

SHE PAID THE DOCTOR OFF YOU IDIOT. HOW CAN YOU BE SO DAMN STUPID? 🙄🙄🙄 you need to learn some shit from arnav singh raizada (like, in general, but also SPECIFICALLY about this topic.)

24th december

looks like shivaay’s aman isn’t as efficient as arnav’s aman. 🤔🤔🤔

okaaay girl, coulda bataofied his dhyaan some other way too, y'know? 😐😐😐

why would her breaking the button off cause HIM to be in pain??????? 🙄🙄🙄

oh, so tia is REALLY pregnant. by poor dead dobin. uski aakhri nishaani tak ko… this show really screwed over pure, innocent dobin. 😖😖😖

lol CHICKCHIK. 😂😂😂

pfffffffft. these idiots and their competition on who can thread a needle. 🙄🙄🙄

“BUTTON SHIRT PE LAGAANA HAI, BODY PAR NAHI!”

she’s too busy checking out your chest to be doing this well, billuji. take it as a compliment. 😏😏😏

lol, ok, guess these two will never have the romantic moment where she’ll come close to bite off the dhaaga. he has to bite off the dhaaga on his own. 😂😂😂

lol shirtEIN.  😂😂😂

ffs shivaay, you have more money, coulda paid him off with more to say its not your baby. 😑😑😑

lmao, pinky’s happiness in contrast to everyone else’s disappointment. 😆😆😆

ANIKA YOU IDIOT. WHAT HAPPENED TO MERI AANKHEIN HAMESHA TUMPE RAHEGI. 😒😒😒

why would anyone call sAumya for a statement on an oberoi baby? 🤔🤔🤔

lol, pinky wants baby to say “oh my mata” as well. 😂😂😂

WHY IS NO ONE NOTICING TIA AND HER MOM’S SMIRKS?????? 😧😧😧

pinkyyyyyyyyy shushhhhhhhhhhhh. 😣😣😣

thank godddd, he finally spoke up. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

looks like shivaay needs to go to tirupati too. 😐😐😐

anika’s in full wife haq mode. 😏😏😏

…. yeah, i was expecting that. 😒😒😒

that was a very mild reaction for shivaay actually. 😐😐😐

we heard the plate break, but now it’s intact??? 🤔🤔🤔

pft, ok stop, this isn’t a romantic moment at allllll. 🙄🙄🙄

badddddd dubbing. such baaaaaaad dubbing in this scene. 😑😑😑

good to know: shivaay has a tobasco allergy. we finally know how to kill him if he gets too out of hand. 😈😈😈

ouff, this prinku never comes with good news. ab kya raita phel gaya hai? 😒😒😒

shivaay watching tia on the news like

pinkyyyyyyy, ouffff. 😐😐😐

lol standard passive agressive desi mom response: FINE, DO TEN THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

um excuse me ppl, you need tia’s blood samples too for a PRENATAL paternity test. how the hell are you going to get those????🤔🤔🤔

SAHILLLLLLLLL IS BACCCCCKKKKKKKKKK! 😚😚😚

ew, what’s this dancing? is this her drunk ‘khaike paan banaras’ moment? 😟😟😟

SAHIL’S A PART OF THIS WEIRDLY SEDUCTIVE ROUTINE TOO??????? 😖😖😖😖

26th december

who dis lady with a sweater on her face? mrs kapoor? who tipped her off tht anika was going to dr. chatterjee? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao what is this slutty nurse halloween costume? no nurse in indian hospitals dresses like this. 🙄🙄🙄

what the helllllllll is anika even wearing? it’s like a dupatta as a top or something. 😕😕😕

“fetus ka sample, woh humne dr. malik ke lab se mangwaa liya hai.”

WHAT NONSENSE? I’M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN’T JUST “MANGWAAOFY” A SAMPLE FROM ANOTHER PRIVATE CLINIC. ESPECIALLY WITHOUT CONSENT FROM THE PERSON WHO THE SAMPLE BELONGS TO. 😑😑😑

pinky i get you’re being a good mom and all, but just take a damn chill pill. 🙄🙄🙄

lol “tadi mein nahi khaa rahe honge” i love sahil so much 😂😂😂

oh god. dancing waala plan in her mind. ugh.😖😖😖

ouff this house and its instantly party-ready pool area. 🙄🙄🙄

and where the f did anika manage to get a costume from? like… honestly, i hate contrived dance sequences so fucking muchhhhhhhhhh, they make me want to die of michmichi. 😩😩😩

bringing myself to watch this is like… the toughest thing i’ve done all day.😫😫😫

OK SHE JUST MAAROFIED THAT LAMEASS DIALOGUE AND I CAN’T, OK?? I JUST CAN’T. fwding fwding fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

lol “bhains ki aankhein kanji thodi na hoti hai” 😂😂😂

ouffff emotional dialogueeeeeee. 🙄🙄🙄

OH NO MORE DANCING. FUCK THIS SHIT. 😫😫😫

did see a cute shot of shivaay dancing with sahil in his arms while fwding, so awwwwww! 😚😚😚

oufff more drama with these damn reports, when we already know that they’ve been fucked with. 🙄🙄🙄

lol the doctor’s expressions at these three scary bitches. 😂😂😂

jesus christttt they kidnapped his kid. 😯😯😯

OMFG IS THAT ROMIIIIIII AS THE FUCKING NURSE?!!?!? 😲😲😲

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱

jesus christ, what a team of crazy fuckin’ bitchesssss. only person missing here is roop. 😦😦😦

also holy soap opera twist!!!!!!! 😨😨😨

lol svetlana’s pronounciation of “tsunami” 😂😂😂

how the helllllll did tia even get here this fast? 🤔🤔🤔

holy shitttt, MASTERSTROKE by tia, with that khoon and khaandaan dialogue. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

loving sAumya’s A+ “this bitch lyinnnnnnn’” face. 😂😂😂

never thought i would feel sorry for shivaay, but i do rn. 😶😶😶

battle of the bitchfaces! i don’t know who to support! i love them both!!!!! i support both!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

OH GOD PATNI SAUTAN MUQABLA JESUS CHRISTTTT ABOVE 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMGGGGGG THE THREE WITCHES AND THEIR POETRY. 😂😂😂

27th december

the orange lipstick is weirdly clashing with the rest of tia’s outfit and it’s distracting me. 😐😐😐

oh god, anika and her bullshit sanskaari pativrataa-ness. 🙄🙄🙄

i’m making the same face that tia is, at her patniiii waale dialoguebaazi. 😒😒😒

i’m glad tia found herself some supportive girlfriends and all, but did it haveeeee to be these fuckingggg crazies? 😩😩😩

HOW THE HELL DID ROMI EVEN FIGURE INTO ALL THIS???? LIKE, HOW DID THEY MEET AND FORM AN ALLIANCE? 😯😯😯

something about the way the svetlana actress talks bothers me so much. is she not indian? why does she have such a dodgyyyy accent? 🤔🤔🤔

her hair and makeup are A+ as always tho. 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP WHAT?????? SVETLANA IS TIA’S SISTER?!?!!?!?!?? 😦😦😦

ROMIIIIIIIIII IS THEIR SISTER TOOO?!!?!? WHAT THE FUCKKKK IS GOING ON!?!?!?? WHAT??? JUST WHUTTTTT!?!!?!?!?!? 😧😧😧

MY MINDDDDD IS FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGG BLOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

lmao the dramatic hand choreography tho 😂😂😂

that’s a realllly fucked up promise to take from 3 children all under the age of 10, mrs. kapoor. 🤐🤐🤐

jesus, my mind is still processing the fact that these three are sisters. such cray-cray! 😬😬😬

i fucking hate when shivaay wears vests that don’t match the pants of his suit. it looks ridiculous. 😒😒😒

“mujhe aap par yakeen hai.”

you shouldn’t. after the shit he did to you. aaaah, crazy love. 🙄🙄🙄

coz he’s a stupidass self sacrificial idiot. 😑😑😑

ok calm down, you didn’t REALLY die or anything. jesus. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya’s role these days is just to run into shivaay’s room and proclaim something in a panic. BRING RUDRA BACK ALREADY! 😐😐😐

lmao what the fuck kinda question is that, it’s his kid, he’ll announce whenever the fuck he likes. besides, in desi culture, making an announcement before the 1st trimester is over is never done. 😒😒😒

lmao yeah bro, you look superrrrrr stoked. 😂😂😂

LOL THE PRESS IN THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUS. WHAT KINDA STUPIDASS QUESTIONS. 😂😂😂

god these anika-tia confrontations are getting FUCKING RIDICULOUS. i’m not amused anymore. 😑😑😑

god this show has morphed into some other genre altogether overnight. 😕😕😕

what non brand video player is shivaay using to view this video lol 😂😂😂

ouffffo tia’s overactingggggggg. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaooooo mrs. kapoor and conservative?????? sure. 😂😂😂

mr. oberoi doesn’t quite want to divorce the comely mrs. oberoi yet. 😚😚😚

lmaoooo he just took HIS food and started eating. such concern for the mother of his unborn child. 😂😂😂

HE DIDN’T EVEN PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH. WHAT TERRIBLE ACTING. 😐😐😐

godddddd, such a contrived issue. besides, you should probably eat less salt these days, shivaay, better for your bp these days. 😋😋😋

WHY WON’T HE PUT THE DAMN SPOON IN HIS MOUTH LOL LIKE… THIS IS RIDICULOUSSSSSSSS 😂😂😂

DID NAKUUL THINK HE WAS OUT OF FRAME OR SOMETHING? IS HE DIETING? UPVAAS KA DIN? WHAT???

OK THE DIALOGUES IN THIS EPISODE HAVE ALLLLL BEEN FUCKING RIDICULOUS. 🙄🙄🙄

oh god, svetlana is back in her sari of horrors from the 2nd episode. 😬😬😬

gotta say, the kapoor ladies all have amazing hair. all of them. 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

why are the kapoors targeting only shivaay??? surely tej/shakti were the ones who fucked up 20 years in the past? 🤔🤔🤔

OMGOMGOMGOMG OM IS NAJAYAZZZZZZZZZ. EXPLAINS WHY HE’S NOT LIKE THE REST OF THESE FUCKING CRAZIESSSSS. BE FREEEEE, OM, BE FREEEEEEEEEE. 😇😇😇

28th december

preview: anika be using her patni veto power on anyone she comes across. including her pati. who’s back to manhandling her. 😡😡😡

what dai maa? huh? who? 🤔🤔🤔

ok nakuul calm the f down with the ~~~acting. 🙄🙄🙄

everything mrs. kapoor says sounds like a damned lie. she could say good morning to me and i’d have to go out to check if the sun was out. 😑😑😑

which oberoi saab? ka kaunsaaa beta? 😯😯😯

OH SPIT IT OUT DAI MAA 😒😒😒

ok, since the source of this is mrs. kapoor, i don’t believe it. she’s shushing the dai maa too. it’s gonna end up with shivaay being the najaayaz one, isn’t it?

@azurelakes​, @aaya-ranjha-mera​ and i had this theory fucking eons ago. (#throwback to the good old days when this show wasn’t such a godawful shitshow that drove the two of them and their good sense away.)

jhanvi couldn’t conceive? and then went on to pop out 2 kids after that perfectly at a more advanced age??? SOUNDS LEGIT. 😗😗😗

how you like ‘em apples now, shivaay? now that one of your brothers (or possibly you) is najaayaz?? 😊😊😊

MRS. KAPOOR IS A DAMN SNAKE WITH THAT VICIOUS SMILE. I FUCKIN’ LOVE IT. 😎😎😎

lol, shivaay recognizes a shakedown when he sees one. 😂😂😂

mrs. kapoor doesn’t blink. it’s very creepy. 😬😬😬

why’s shivaay looking so shocked? this was always the plan. did he suddenly decide he wanted to stay with anika and not bother to tell any of us? 😐😐😐

where the f is prinku off too, packing her bag? is she off to live in sin with rapey acp? 😒😒😒

ok om is like… almost 30ish? there’s no way the stamps from THAT year would be in the passport, coz the indian passport is renewed every 10 years. 🙄🙄🙄

1990? are you telling me omkara is fucking 26????? BRUH. COME ON. HE’S YOUNGER THAN ME??????? I CANNOT TAKE IT. I CAN’T. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. 😫😫😫

ok shivaay, you’re being kinda weird about your uncle and aunt’s sex life. stop it. 😑😑😑

broooooo shivaay’s suit. the fuck. the worst. it makes him look so boxy and bloated around the middle. you know whose body structure he looks like he has in these damn “suits”???

dadi’s back, ok whatever no one gives a shit, BUT is om back???? i wanna seeeee my boyyyyyyyyy. where is heeeeeeeee?????? 🤓🤓🤓

he’s not really the one who cares about khoon and khaandaan, shivaay, you are. if you don’t give a f, then really, noone does. 🙄🙄🙄

dude. such abrupt. and rude. 😑😑😑

rightttt in the middle of the living room too. 😕😕😕

girl, why’re you arguing? like… this was always the plan. like… i don’t get why these two are being so weird about the divorce. 🙄🙄🙄

aaaaand we’re back to manhandling. so much for that apology. 😒😒😒

i know nakuul’s going for half lidded dopey romantic eyes, but he just looks high af. 😗😗😗

meanwhile, surbhi needs some anti-perspirant. 😬😬😬

“jaise uthaa ke laaya tha waise uthaa ke phenk doona tumhe”

THIS FUCKER. THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE. 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

1. what was with the weird… dancey maneuver? 2. fuck this dude, man. 😡😡😡

just sign the papers and fuckin’ leave girl. i’ve been screaming this at you since the day you married this asshole. 😤😤😤

SIGNNNNNNNNNNNNN THEMMMM. AND DISAPPEARRRRRRRRRR. 😩😩😩

oh no, don’t you make ‘i love you’ eyes at her NOW, after you said what you said. 😒😒😒

kaun manager?  is this mishra??? if it is, damnnnnnn, mishra majorly hotted up, with the beard. 😍😍😍

STOP MAKING MOON EYES AT HER AND SIGN THE DAMN PAPERS. ANIKA, CAN YOU JUST LEAVE? 😑😑😑

at first i thought the pretending to sign was a bad acting thing on nakuul’s part, like yesterday’s pretending to eat thing, but nope, shivaay’s legit just pretending to sign in front of tia. he’s not ready to let go of wifey yet. 😗😗😗

just torture and toy with her, like a baagad billa with its prey. 😒😒😒

mishra knows his boss well. good redemption of mishra track. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

fuck your dopey i love you eyes, asshole. fuck them to the depths of hell.👿👿👿

29th december

preview: jfc, tia’s out to murder anika like a vengeful mother in law who didn’t get the dowry she demanded. 😬😬😬

girl why even talk to him? just leave without saying a single word. you know the silent treatment gets to him. 😐😐😐

lmao please, shivaay’s never been “bhala-changa” a day in his damned life. 😂😂😂

anika, you’ve gotten a chance to “peecha chudaofy” him from your life, and instead of taking it and running as fast as your feet can take you, you’re standing here asking why??? 😶😶😶

can anyone say stockholm syndrome? 😐😐😐

“aap insaan nahi, ek bhool bhulaiyya hai, jisme main phas ke reh gayi hoon.”

one line summary of the lead couple’s relationship in every single 4 lions show ever. 😕😕😕

god, i feel so bad for her. why is she in love with this assholeee????? 😭😭😭

don’t you dare turn and look at her with your puppy eyes… 😒😒😒

… damnit, WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!!?!? DON’T!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU. 👿👿👿

oh sahil’s here to witness this too. poor kid. 😭😭😭

lol pinky thanking the gods in the bg. 😂😂😂

did his hair change all of a sudden? 🤔🤔🤔

lol, she had the box in her hand in the shot BEFORE tia comes to give it to her. 😂😂😂

nice of tia to buy anika the kinda shoes that she likes. such niceness, even when she’s trying to be a bitch! 😇😇😇

what do you mean, sAumya? 🤔🤔🤔

okaaaaaaay, setup for overly dramatic parting statement. 🙄🙄🙄

lol tia’s “BITCH, WHAT NOW?!??!?!” face when shivaay calls out to anika. 😂😂😂

… um, okay????? 🤔🤔🤔

oh hooooooooooo. code thaaaaaa. guess you have to be IN the dysfunctional relationship to really get it. 😐😐😐

why can’t open communication and honesty be these assholes’ kink? do they have to getttt off on these damn mind games? 😒😒😒

I CAN’T STOP FIXATING ON HIS HAIR. SOMETHING’S DIFFERENT!?!??! DID HE GET A HAIRCUT BETWEEN SCENES? 😣😣😣

also the happiness on his face that she got his hint. cute. 😙😙😙

6 months to divorce. really? i’m sure if shivaay wanted, he could throw his naam, paisa, power at the judicial system to get it expedieted tho? 🤔🤔🤔

ouff, overly sanskaari statement on bahuein and sasuraal. so much eye rolling. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya + jhanvi’s happinessss. goddamnit anika, whyyyyy couldn’t you fall for om and be part of THAT famjam? 😩😩😩

cannot able to stop marvelling at the kapoor girls’ hair game. A+, truly amaze. keep it up. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

trouble among the ranks. tia’s going rogue. 😬😬😬

aaaaand his hair is back to looking like it was before. WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?! I NEED TO SCREENSHOT AND COMPARE. 🤐🤐🤐

husband is having issues with admitting. 😆😆😆

lol chonchlebaaz. 😂😂😂

F word has been invoked! (farak. the almighty F word of 4 lion shows)

these two and their weird fucked up foreplay. why can’t you just go for dinner like NORMAL ppl??? 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

RETURN OF DADI AND HER GODFORSAKEN RASMS. 😒😒😒

i love bitch!Tia. i do. i just do. 💗💗💗

lol romi as a MAN. honestly. 😑😑😑

please, dadi’s never gonna get it. 🙄🙄🙄

does tia not know that LPG has a godawful odour added to it for the express purpose of letting ppl know if it’s leaking in the room? all indians are taught this in like 6th grade? 🤔🤔🤔

pft. as if tia would everrrrrrr talk to the help. 🙄🙄🙄

sAumya, for fucks sake, you were supp to be the smart one. 😑😑😑

why did anika change clothes and straighten her hair for this? 🙄🙄🙄

ok, what was the point of that interaction with sAumya, really??? half the scenes in this show are such time wasters. 😒😒😒

also, didn’t either of them smell the leaking gas???? 🤔🤔🤔

someone’s become totally pativrata and shit. 😐😐😐

anika, that paneer looks kinda off. 😕😕😕

“c'mon anika, maachis jalaao AUR MARO!” lolololol 😂😂😂

the second best dialogue by tia after “dobin, aaj humari anniversary hai AND YOU’RE DEAD!” 😂😂😂

tia, you fucking idiot, should you be standing this close??????? TO AN EXPLOSION YOU YOURSELF PLANNED??? 😒😒😒

30th december

don’t worry tia. everyone dies. eventually. 😋😋😋

anika doesn’t know how to use matches, apparently. 😐😐😐

oh tia. tumhara toh pappu ban gaya. 😂😂😂

dude these idiotic kapoor sisters. why can’t they just whatsapp their shadiness like the rest of us? 😒😒😒

svetlana looks much nicer in a bindi. 😗😗😗

it’s ridiculous to see jhanvi just reduced to handing tej files, when we know

she’s smarter than him at businessy stuff. fuck this garbage. 😒😒😒

today i learned: om has a kitchen garden. 😊😊😊

RUDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles him in a hug* 🤗🤗🤗

lmao shivaay’s panicked little startle. i think he’s thinking of sahil’s jala hua tiffin box. 😂😂😂

pinky’s face tho. *snort* 😆😆😆

jesus christ anika, how the hell do you have a catering business when you cook like this? 😟😟😟

to be fair though, other than the fact that the paneer looks a little… CRISPY (burnt), it looks harmless. go on shivaay. have a bite. 😋😋😋

this he actually tastes, but two days ago, the spoon was hovering 3 feet away from his mouth? i don’t understand nakuul’s acting methods. 🙄🙄🙄

“bete se khaana cheenegi, BHOOK LAG RAHI HAI MUJHE!”

lmao what a fucking idiot. 😂😂😂

props to him for… lying FOR her, anyway? 😏😏😏

“bhaiyya!! yeah kaise bhookon ki tarah behave kar rahe ho!” *snort*

haha he ate all the paneer from it. such chichorapan. 😂😂😂

“AUR HAI??!??! i mean… AUR HAI!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

meanwhile svetlana di is still trying to unsuccessfully rein in tia, who’s champing at the bit. 😐😐😐

pffffffffft. consider this stomachache just desserts for the shitty thing you said a while ago. 😑😑😑

“paani bhi garam mat karna kyunki woh bhi jala dogi!”

snort. full disclosure. i haveeeee put on a pot of boiling water and forgotten about it and proceeded to burn the pan. BUT THAT WAS JUST THE ONE TIME, OKAY??? I’M QUITE THE MASTERCHEF OTHERWISE! 😇😇😇

when i feel like it. which is not often. left to my own devices, i mostly survive on popcorn and takeout. 😶😶😶

oh no. she’s gonna attempt a saira bano next. please don’t, anika!!! 😣😣😣

holy shit another dude with a chutiya choti. i got scared that daksh came back. 😱😱😱

oh prinku’s really on an outdoor trip???? lol i thought she was lying. 😆😆😆

ok who plays frisbee standing THIS close to each other??? 🙄🙄🙄

of course the shitty ACP is going to be in the woods. 😑😑😑

what’s with his stupid new wardrobe of all sleeveless??? he doesn’t have arms thaaaaat great that he needs to show them off. 😒😒😒

oh anika, don’t. don’t! you’re just going to… 😬😬😬

… aaaand there. knew that was gonna happen. 😐😐😐

acp seems to have given up his day job to be a full time rapey stalker now. what a fucking loser. 🙄🙄🙄

ok tia, that’s a fucking laaaaaarge pool of oil. be more conspicuous, girl. 😐😐😐

also, what a stupidddddd fucking plan this is.

lo. chandni bhi toot gayi. ffs anika, what the hell are you doing with your chappals that they have such short lives???? 🤔🤔🤔

who puts bananas in the fridge????? what is wrong with the oberois????? 😧😧😧

who this new servanttttt? he’s unusually hunky. kuch toh gadbad hai. 🤔🤔🤔

does tia just carry behoshi waale pills around with her at all times, coz she’s evil? 🙄🙄🙄

fwding through this coz i saw it all in the preview anyway. 😶😶😶

tia, you’re pregnant, should you be hauling a fully grown woman around??? 😕😕😕

lol, there she goes, in the fridgeeeeee. 😂😂😂

why’s the FRIDGE full of ice?? 😐😐😐

looks like shivaay’s anika sensor is on for a change. 🙄🙄🙄

jesus, tia. at least shut the curtains before seducing him??? the room has at least 2 full walls of glass. 😬😬😬

snort, anika did not anticipate that patidev would be more than happy to play along with her happily married schtick. 😚😚😚