#;; sighs.

[velvetwyrme]

which deception would have an sti AND fuck cars?

in reference to: https://www.tumblr.com/penny-anna/767952128217104384/imagine-youre-a-mechanic-in-the-transformers?source=share

okay. so. first off. anon, thank you for sending me this because the idea that you read that post and just went- "hey, you know who i should pose this question to?" and sent it to me- is hysterical and i lvoe u.

anyway theres also a Texty answer under the cut if you want to read that, because i genuinely DO have thoughts about this, but i wanted to draw that comic because this ask made me laugh very hard when i saw it in my inbox.

also, the thrilling conclusion of the comic answer:

he fucked that car!!!!!!!

hi! Texty time. I think a lot of them would have/be one but not the other (either has a STI or is a Carfucker) but i included some of those here anyway because i think my thought process was funny for some of them. this is all purely my own opinions etc. etc. no basis for anything only vibes. i went through a lot of options and came to a lot of conclusions.

to reiterate the Chart for claritys sake:

Soundwave: No STI and no Carfucking. This is true across all versions of Soundwave imo. Rumble and Frenzy are a solid no on the STI front and a solid yes on the Carfucking.

Starscream: no STI, no Carfucking (despite what Soundwave thinks). TFP!Starscream specifically might have an STI though. Sorry man. Skywarp definitely has/had a STI but gets it treated on account of his trinemates. No Carfucking. Thundercracker would fuck a car but doesn't have an STI.

Shockwave: ??? - I'm not sure I want to know. "Once, as part of an experiment" was the original thing I wrote for his answer lol. True across continuities as well.

Anyway. moving on...

My actual answer for Megatron: REALLY depends on continuity. Here's a sample:

G1? Yeah, probably both. I can see it.

IDW/MTMTE? Nah. Maybe? ... Nah. I feel like if he had an STI it'd have been back when he was a miner. Would not fuck a car.

Earthspark? I feel like no STI but yes to the Carfucking. Except he feels really guilty about it after. I still haven't watched ES but this is the impression I get from him.

TFA? oh god. i don't know... i don't know....... he probably fucks cars. No STI.

TFP? Yeah absolutely are u kidding me? Yes to both.

Constructicons: I feel like they'd be a yes to both, but not at the same time, so they wouldn't have been the one/s to transmit a STI to a car. Also Hook would be ON TOP of treatment. Once they ALL got infected after combining into Devastator, and that was miserable for everyone. Nobody has fessed up to being the one who had it in the first place, but now they have treatment on hand just in case.

Also while on the topic of combiners... I think some of the Stunticons are also pretty good candidates for STI/Carfucking. Motormaster, Drag Strip and Wildrider in particular shfkgbekfbk

I considered Tarn/The DJD and Overlord just because of how freaky them guys can get, but I think Tarn runs too tight a ship for that to happen, and Overlord is preoccupied with. worse things. The Scavengers on the other hand... sorry to Misfire, I can see him giving a car a STI. Relatedly, Grimlock would fuck a car but not have an STI.

Who else................................ wait.

Astrotrain. I can see it. Okay bye im going to sleep this took me too long to reply to fhfjfbrmfbdj

[allpiesforourown]

Roommate bingyuan au save me... shen yuan sitting on binghes lap while they cuddle on the couch and watch TV... it's cold and the blanket is too small to fit over then both unless they're close together!

Shen yuan's bedroom door opening at 2 am and binghe walks in with tired eyes and his hands on his hips saying "Yuan ge, you have to be up early tomorrow.." Binghe takes shen yuans phone and ignores the wailing for "let me just finish this chapter!" and says he's not giving it back until morning. Shen Yuan pouts and says fine... you can go back to bed now... binghe replies "Yuan ge wouldn't be thinking of using his laptop instead would he?" When shen yuan doesn't answer binghe sighs and drops onto shen yuans bed and pulls him down with him. Shen Yuan grumbles but binghes arms are so tight around him there's no way he can escape much less reach for his laptop. This is a frequently used (and much loved) tactic binghe has for making sure shen yuan doesn't spend all night binging terrible web novels.

If shen yuan really can't stop thinking about the new chapter and asks for his phone, binghe will say "what happened in this update?" And listen to shen yuan summarize the plot and rant about the writing. He explains what he thinks will happen vs what he would personally write. Binghe keeps him talking until shen yuan is yawning more and more and hes struggling to stay awake.

They wake up in the morning and shen yuan says "my phone!" And binghe hands it over. They cuddle in bed while binghe reads it along with shen yuan. When they get to the end he says "I liked yuan ge's ending better" every single time. Then they get up to have breakfast

[personallysunny]

I think they're neat

[sciderman]

while we're talking about anime deadpool we can also talk about how cute anime peter PARKER IS

[spookyratking]

heyyy j love love love ur art oh em gee. 🫢🫢🫢 is there any way u can share a speedpaint or something in teaching how u draw or render? 😍😍😍 no pressure btw.

I had this done yesterday. but forgot how long speed-paints take to export. grr . 😡

[tetzoro]

˖˙ ꔫ — SPITFIRE ˚

꒰ synopsis ꒱ : you and kid have an unspoken understanding but of course you need to test his limits to see how he truly feels.

꒰ contents ꒱ : MDNI. eustass kid x reader ; unprotected sex, brat taming, possessive kid, creampie, slight dacryphilia, mentions of overstimulation, impact play if you squint — WC : 1.5k

Kid was brash, reckless and mouthed off to anyone who dared to step in his way. Never one to back down from a challenge no matter the odds, he was driven and hardworking in his own way. And when it came to you, it was no different.

The little arrangement between the two of you was nothing new. The crew was unfortunately well acquainted with it as well, always forced to listen to you guys bicker to no end. Insults would fly left and right until he was red in the face, irked beyond belief at the audacity you held against your captain.

Kid demanded respect but something in him would falter at treating you like the rest of the crew. Besides Killer, you were the only one to truly get away with speaking to him in such a way. But that’s because he soon learned a failsafe way to have you begging for forgiveness, apologizing to him and giving him the well-deserved admiration he sought out from you.

But tonight you had gone too far.

The Victoria Punk was docked at an island for the evening for a typical restock and of course, the crew ended up at the bar. The alcohol was pouring and Kid held his smug smirk on his face as you sat next to him, chatting away with Killer.

The crew had decided to poke fun at the way you were stealing glances at the captain, making bets on when the two of you would sneak off.

That’s when you decided to play a little game, skipping off to one of the patrons of the bar and tapping their shoulder, gaining their attention.

The attention that belonged to Kid.

But you didn’t care. All you wanted to do was prove that you weren’t stuck under Kid’s charm, that you weren’t falling for him no matter how hard you tried to resist him.

A resounding bang boomed off in the cramped bar, silencing the room and halting you from getting too close to brushing your lips with the stranger whose name you never bothered to learn.

“Hell no!” Kid roared, standing straight up. All of the contents on the table were knocked around after he had slammed his fist against the hardwood, a definite crack splitting down the middle. “Get your ass over here.”

“Is that an order, Captain?” The question that sealed your fate. Within moments, Kid has you within his grasp and leading you far away from the bar. His cheeks are almost as red as his hair but you know better, the flush was more from just the anger boiling up inside of him.

It was far too easy to let yourself fall victim to his sinful touches as soon as you returned back to his quarters. The familiar dip in his mattress cocooning you further into his hungry jaws, refusing to let you flee from his grasp. Not that you were planning on it anyway.

“What happened to my little spitfire?” Kid smirks, the tip of his cock nudging against your cervix in a way that has stars bursting behind your eyes. The intensity was almost too much, the pressure of his heavy length splitting you open was enough to make you come. But it wouldn’t happen until he said so. “I give you a little bit of cock and suddenly you lose all that attitude?”

It takes you a second to come back down from the initial pain as he begins to move, a brutal pace that never gives you a chance to catch your breath, stealing all the words you wanted to throw back at him but the only thing you could move were your hips. Your legs shook from the intensity, the back of the headboard slamming against the wall but you don’t have it in you to care.

“Kid-” You gasp out, nails digging into the broadness of his lightly dusted freckled shoulders.

“No.” He hisses out, giving your thigh a teasing slap, not enough to hurt but enough to warn you of what’s to come if you don't fix your mood. “That’s not what you get to call me right now.”

“Captain!” You cry out, your legs falling helplessly to the mattress, unable to hold them up around his waist any longer. He kept plunging into you, eyes sharp on your expressions and waiting for you to continue. You knew what he wanted.

“What was that? You’re whining so much I can hardly hear ya, speak up.” His grip digs into you more, unable to get enough of the way your skin feels against his.

“‘M sorry!” The apology slurs past your love drunk lips, hoping that he’ll forgive you and let you come.

“Couldn’t be good for me and use your words so you decided to be a brat?” He pauses, shoving himself deep into you to watch you writhe underneath. “Just wanted me to fuck you till you couldn’t think?”

“Y-yes!” You concede yet you don’t have it in you to care. The way your thighs shake, hips jutting up to meet his thrusts, pleasure swirling in your head and washing over your body has you saying whatever he wants. “Let me come!”

“I don’t think so.” A low laugh escapes him, his cock throbbing within your walls and ready to fill you up. The thought of him finishing without you zaps through your head, frustrated tears brimming your lashes and threatening to spill over with every thrust. “Aw, pretty little cry baby. Let me see those tears and maybe I’ll give you what you want.”

A pitiful cry of his name escapes you, bottom lip quivering as the pleasure is too much to hold back. All you needed was his deft fingers pressing down on your nub and it would spiral you over the edge and have you floating above the clouds in a heaven he could only bring you. The tears glide down your cheeks, pleas spilling out of your mouth.

The sadistic grin Kid wears on his face so well only grows, captivated by your beauty as you lose your sense of self for him. To unravel you down to your core until all you craved was him just to build you back up and worship you like the treasure you are.

“Let go f’me.” Kid commands with a grunt, his fingers finally touching you where you needed him most. His heavy thumb pressing down on your clit was all it took for your body to lock up, shake with unadulterated need and release in a way that sends you heavenward. “That’s it, so fucking good for me.”

Moments like these you lay back, trying to catch your bearings as Kid uses you to finish himself off, thrusting into you at a pace that pleases him until he’s spilling his load deep inside of you, grunting out your name until he’s just as breathless as you.

The room is quiet save for the heavy panting coming from you both. Like clockwork, Kid hoists you into his arms, holding you close until your heart's fall back into sync and beat as one, planting soft kisses along your temple. There were never any words to say at this moment, just letting your bodies fall into a gentle rhythm together.

After a while, and the both of you settle back from your lofty state, he shifts slightly to face you. There’s a gentleness in his touch, one that is hard to miss as his knuckle sweetly kisses along your cheek. A caress so soft yet leaves a haunting ghost in its wake as soon as he pulls away.

“Back with me?” He asks, the roughness in his voice a comfort that has you curling closer to him. His lone arm coiled around you, letting you melt into his embrace. The closeness was not something that was always here, it’s something that had built overtime.

A foundation of trust and vulnerability that formed something so sacred that neither of you ever spoke about it – too stubborn to let the walls in your heart fall down before the other and truly lay everything bare.

“I’m here.” You nod, resting your cheek against his built chest. The steady comfort of his heartbeat lulled you into a drowsy state. The weight of exhaustion starts to settle into your bones, limbs tired from the way Kid never failed to manhandle you.

You knew you had to get up, clean yourself off and scurry back to your own bed. But it was just so cozy, so intimate that if you moved then everything might shatter and this time you may not be able to pull it back together.

Despite it all, you couldn’t fight sleep. Kid be damned, he can yell at you tomorrow for overstaying your welcome or hell, he can carry you back to bed like a true gentleman would. Not that you’d get your hopes up.

As your eyes flutter shut, fingers curling into his muscles, you hear the word that you’d never expect but the one you longed to hear.

“Stay.”

[startagainaprologue]

guys i never noticed this in isat 😱😱🤯😱😱🤯🤯🤯 did you?

[fullmoondaggers-art]

read my stupid hajime x naegi comic. do it. reads right to left btw.

[boxdotden]

The rock.

[dicaeopolis]

[rottiens]

ᯓᡣ𐭩.ᐟ a break from reality, an escape in the jujutsu tech library where the strongest meets his one and only weakness.

guys i am sobbing. you don't know how special and important this is to me :( we. he. the way he holds me, and he looks so handsome; i want to thank you from the bottom of my heart shi @ichore for this gift, you spoil me so much and you are so kind to me i feel i don't deserve it sometimes. thank u so much @ginanamis for such a great job, i will be thinking about this forever, you managed to capture this very intimate moment! im so in love.

[bizlybebo]

jrwi characters react to you getting a tapeworm

(original? for jrwi made by @pennydoesstuff )

Gillion: *drawing sword* worry not, y/n, for such evils shall be thwarted with the power of DESTINY

Chip: WOAAHHH can i touch it or is that like disrespectful to your culture

Jay: you wanna know my secret so bad, chip? i was using— y/n you what

Caspian: traitor noises

Lizzie: thats fucking disgusting *eats the tapeworm while making eye contact with ypu*

Marshall John: HELL YEAH BROTHER *high fives u so hard the tapeworm falls out

Niklaus: *has tits out* i see

Ava Ferin: dead

Drey Ferin: yknow i had a tapeowrm once too…. In a life long past me by now…..

Old Man Earl: turns it into juice

Ollie: WOAHHH *pokes it*

Goobleck: is the tapeworm

+ bonus

William: yknow sometimes i feel like there are two tapeworms in me. and inside me those two tapeworms are fucking

[earthspark-shockwaves-reduction]

EARTHSPARK!!! DON'T GO BACK TO "AUTOBOT GOOD DECEPTICON BAD" AND "YEAH OF COURSE THE DECEPTICONS ARE TAKING SHARDS FOR THEMSELVES THEY'RE DECEPTICONS"!!! YOU'RE FALLING BACK ON THE ACTUALLY INTERESTING THEME OF DECEPTICON REDEMPTION AND 'CONS BEING CAPABLE OF GOOD CHOICES AND NOT JUST BEING EVIL THAT WAS SO APPEALING IN S1!!! EARTHSPARK!! EARTHSPAAAAARK

[stardu]

Kinda bright out here

Alt version bellow ★

[stellarfoxian]

tingyun’s ears are so sensitive. you’ll notice them moving ever so slightly throughout the day, flicking towards noise, or lowering if she’s unimpressed. touching them is a privilege! a sign she really trusts you.

so the first time she let you touch them, you were ecstatic! you ran your fingers along their lengths gently, keeping an eye on her reactions to make sure she’s not uncomfortable. and oh, she is FAR from uncomfortable. you notice her pushing her ears closer to you, purring loudly and unapologetically. it melts your heart, she’s being so cute.

when you’re eventually done, she pouts.

“do you have to stop so soon?”

“tingyun it’s been 5 minutes.”

“and?”

she loves the feeling of your hands on her ears, and she’ll definitely be asking you to pet her again.

[efverse]

he knows exactly what hes doing🙄