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"i'm a puppy!!! bark bark!! woof pet my head, i walk on all fours, i want my puppy ass bred doggy style by my owner!! i'm so cute hehe woof!!" âď¸âď¸âď¸ [ERROR SOUND]
"i'm a working dog. i do not play or bark. i will guide, guard, and even attack, if my master demands it. i am at their beck and call. i am an extension of their will. i take what my master doles out to me without complaint. i obey their every command. sit, stay, heel, sic. i am their dog." â
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#no hate but maybe just a little#queer puppy#where are the other guard dogs at#queer nsft#ftm pet#ftm puppy#bd/sm puppy#nsft puppy#ftm dog#nb dom#nb nsft
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Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.
#Fear and Hunger#D'arce Cataliss#Cahara#Ragnvaldr#Enki Ankarian#Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience.#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says âhey try this game I've been playing.â I say âOkay!â#I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs#It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs#I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'.#I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs#And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set#This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis)#I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series#If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot#It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it.#My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights#Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared!#As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.
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try to be gentle when you are ripping me apart đŞ
w/ @kashisun
#ts4#simblr#the sims community#sims 4 edit#ts4 edit#oc: naomi#oc: nadia#lethal devotion#mysims#HII <3#im back with my toxic yuri vampires but where they're humans in a rock band instead#who hate each other but secretly want to rip each other apart#nie is the drummer and nadia is the lead singer#nadia had her teeth filed into fangs when she was a teenager and nie looks like she bites THEYRE PERFECT#nadia absolutely LOVES fan service and will purposely flirt with fans just to get a rise out of nie#and nie would corner her later while nadia's smiling down at her loving every second of nie yelling at her#nie would be her little guard dog too yapping at everyones feet#nie LOVES to fight there's no better place she's feels more confident and herself than with her knuckles split open#and someone elses blood covering her#there'd be moments the fans would get too rough with nadia nd nie would freak out their other band mates would have to hold her back#to let security take care of it#and tell her how she can't afford to go to jail again they have a tour to think about#nadia would flirt unashamedly with nie too just to piss her#'bite me' 'you'd like to that wouldn't you baby girl'#GHHHGJFHFJJ#THEYRE MAKING ME SICK#okay imagine the song I linked is about hot lesbians instead of god
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I will never understand some dog trainers aversion to just not allowing a dog that guards resources from other dogs to interact with other dogs when having that resource. it's just so simple. or like. just closing a gate or door.
#dogblr#dog training#dog behavior#'my dog resource guards her food from my other dog'#GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED#'my dog resource guards toys!'#allow your dog to have their toys in an area where they can't be bothered#even the 'my dog eats cat poop!'#don't allow your dog access to cat poop then.#like. it's easy. so easy.#let's see how you like it when i put my hand all over YOUR dinner#yeah that's what i thought#sorry tik tok/reels dog trainers have got me LIVID today
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My dogs my beloved dogs!! The first line of beastial spirit vine soldiers from my LoK AU. Created by Baatar when during experimentation, he discovered the spirit energy after being condensed causes the vines to react strangely to machinery and processed material. Turning the inorganic to organic.
These soldiers are comprised of spirit vines that have mutated in reaction to the condensed activated spirit energy and adhered themselves to the suits. Similar to "mimics" in a way, they can conceal their mouths fully so they're indistinguishable from human soldiers, though very astute earthbenders may notice they neither breathe nor have a heartbeat.
#LoK#Legend of Korra#LoK AU: Sovereign Guard#Neon Ocean Art#[ *pointing* looookk my puppies!#they are so 'get your fuckin dog bitch. it dont bite. yes it do' coded you know???#I've had these sketches for nearly 3 years omfg that is how long I've been wanting to talk about them#and this is only series 1 there are other variants including the mecha suits#There is so much more going on with them as well#they aren't sentient they cant think at all#in essence they are funny little plant dudes hehehe#only Baatar and Kuvira know about them and they're hidden throughout their forces#of course they can't do any bending either but that doesn't mean they aren't capable of holding their own#any time you see an immediate security detail around Baatar specifically you can guarantee it's mostly comprised of these#they start out rather simplistic where they just take orders and not much else#but over time they start slowly mutating on their own such as becoming more prone to reacting to Baatar's emotions without him realizing#or taking commands he hasn't said yet#they're also the perfect disposal service for things you want gone and not found#they'll eat anything ]
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Page 15, for the second time! Apologies to those that saw the version I posted last night with the typo. My days lately have been busy, so sometimes I feel a bit brain foggy. A couple of people left comments on either here or Twitter and it killed me to delete everything. ;_;
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#skylldraws#iâm still counting this as part of my holiday streak#i posted on Motherâs Day and the day before Memorial Day#then I posted this originally on fatherâs day only to take it down and post on Juneteenth#The holidays might be part of why Iâm feeling so exhausted lately#i end up having to visit family which is draining because i have to be on guard the whole time#but!!#next week i have some days off#hubby and i are going away and Iâm hoping Iâll be able to rejuvenate#cause right now my motivation is low#some nights i get to the point where i can finally sit down and relax and all i have the energy to do is stare at the wall lolol#or watch tv#i recently started watching Nana for the first time#anyway Iâve babbled enough#we bought a new mattress and itâs tall so i need to go set up a ramp so my tiny dog can get into bed on his own#happy pride everyone#I watched To Wong Foo for the first time the other week and adored it#also went to a drag show Saturday and it was great#okay Iâll shut up now#here are the obligatory tags#tododeku#tddk#tdiz#todoizu#bnha#bnha comic#tddk comic#tddk fanart#todoroki x midoriya#todoroki x deku
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if you let your fucking cat outside unsupervised i am going to kill you. i am going to beat you to death with a hello kitty baseball bat and i am going to kill you
there is no excuse and there is nothing you could say that would make me think that just letting your cat free roam outside unsupervised is okay.
#i watch this youtube channel where he has a homestead#and he lost one of his âbarnâ cats this way#was it his fault? not entirely#two untrained dogs came near his property and most likely either attacked his cat or chased him off never to return#and thatâs the fault of the poorly trained dogs for coming into his territory and attacking his cat#but at the same time he didnât have a guard dog of his own. he didnât have any safety measures put into place#just a small (very well trained) dog and two cats#working at a shelter thatâs community run and not city run#we have the luxury to refuse adoptions to people who are going to let their cats outside#and we take pride in that luxury#my boss and a few other workers even go to city hall frequently to try and convince them to enact a bylaw about letting cats outside#animal abuse /#animal death /
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For the 'fic I'll never write' prompt- title 'i looked down into the depths (when i met you)' aaaaand how about the reckless five (Jim/Toby/Claire/Mary/Darci; i know they're not really a pairing but i LOVE how you write them interacting so you know i had to)?
The world has been off kilter for a while Mary supposes but theyâre together in the ways that matter, even if the nights feel longer. Away from the howling, screeching creatures turned to stone with gnashing teeth.
She wishes theyâd been like those cheesy zombie movies instead, theyâre not. If only two of them hadnât been so stupidly heroic. Darci and Toby watch from the porch every morning, in the creaking swing when sunlight hasnât graced them yet.
From this distance their eyes, forever trapped inside bodies that donât match, almost look like how Mary imagines and remembers them.
#STOPPP you like how I write them#I am honored#I had no idea what to do with this one Iâm not gonna lie#nah but apocalyptic au where zombies are more like trolls#guess which dummies got bitten protecting the others#they definitely roam around the place keeping away other creatures from the property like horrific guard dogs#is it mourning two friends or two lovers hmm both equally excruciating#trollhunters#tales of arcadia#jim lake jr#claire nuĂąez#toby domzalski#mary wang#darci scott#asks
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I just think the idea of Harrow holding Gideonâs leash metaphorically or physically ďżźďżźis hot alright. Like sheâs tiny and Gideon right there, connected to her and maybe she doesnât control her every movement but if she points at someone and says âGet them Griddleâ and Gideon just kills them.
Harrow would totally kill anyone that Gideon asked her too but that feels more like a kid telling their mom that someone was mean to them. Also Gideon would never ask her to do anything like because she wants to do stuff for Harrow, not the other way around.
#thinking about that bit in GtN where Gideon freaks other people out because she smiles so hard about fighting people#my girl likes fighting#she doesnât really love killing but sheâs not afraid of violence lol#guard dog Gideon rights
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Idk if i ever updated my stance on here but
It would actually be weirder if steve and Janet werent dating at this point
And thatâs why it delights me so much that they never truly confirm it
#truly queering not sharing your relationship status with your fans#icons#imagine#queer platonic roommate situation#where theyâre constantly each others plus ones#so they can both dress up for fancy events#and steves a guard dog to keep away janets stalker#so that she can move anywhere she wants#and they both save on la rent#now#imagine puppy girl steve#ive said my piece good night#tag
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im going to lay here and think about pond family cuddle piles until i fall asleep
#and i shall paint u a picture before i go. ahem.#one must imagine of course that rory is the natural foundation of the cuddle pile#he is not very squishy or padded well for laying on but he can sit still for long periods of time. which is not a skill 2/3 of the others#have and to be honest river only Arguably has it when she knows sheâs getting something out of it at the end#so rory is the foundation whom all others lay on top of#and once heâs down amy is too and she is going to sprawl all over on top of him if the doctor doesnât claim some space quickly. she will#take all of the rory for herself. she is greedy and also wants to be comfy.#amy pond face squished into her husband in a way that should make it impossible to breathe and with her arms and legs all tangled around him#in ways that should not be comfortable and yet. rory is used to this. he likes it.#i think eleven cuddles like dogs do when they get on the couch with you and your lap isnât free so they sort of lay next to you and push the#their back up against your side as hard as they can and stretch out and sigh. and eventually wiggle their head into your lap anyway.#thats how eleven snuggles. belly up and paws out. if he can wriggle under amyâs arm where sheâs got it hooked around rory? even better#and then river. and riverâs the hardest to get into the cuddle pile for many Many reasons but. i think thereâs a foolproof way the three of#them have found how to do it. and it involves first the doctor flopping on top of amy and rory and looking so so cute and cuddly and making#happy relaxed noises to tempt river over. and then involves rory scooching beneath the two of them to make it ibvious that thereâs room for#river if she wants it. and then when she does get lured down with them. its amy who finds her and squirms over closer to hold her. eyes shut#pretending sheâs asleep and doesnât know sheâs doing it.#riverâs never at ease at first but she has to let herself. the doctor moves to lay more of his weight on her as well as rory and ground her.#team (family) effort to get river to let her guard down completely and relax.#in the most normal family way ever aksjfkfjskd which is why amy is clinging onto her like Riverâll disappear if she lets go#nornal family. normal cuddling. i think they all pet the doctor like a puppy while theyre doing this
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omg I love these stupid beasts
#taks speaks#cat pics#bean#eeks#rosie#I never thought Iâd have a group of matching gray animals#nor did I think Iâd have more than just a dog#but two cats that came out of the damn wall#and now their brother is living on our porch#AND theyâre all under a year old#WHERE DID I GET ALL THESE BABIES#âŚfor free. from the woods. thatâs where.#small town life is finding animals I guess#currently weâre in a state of figuring out if Rosie is fixed or not#she doesnât have the little tattoo and if she has a scar is super small#but sheâs likely about 7 months old now and should have a heat soon if she isnât#but thereâs a chance she was fixed as a tiny puppy#but on the same token sheâs likely a purebred catahoula and weâre not really sure how that breed is treated#I mean itâs a hunting dog so it could go either way#which btw is immensely well behaved and easy to train#that dog is SMART#Iâve only really trained pit mixes and in a kinda half assed way#this dog is taking it so much easier than them#but at the same time this dog could be very mutt and part lab or pit or something#I donât really know shit about the breed other than the research I did shortly after she showed up#Louisiana hound dog bred for hunting family and guard dogs. like a nice all around breed#idk but sheâs pretty and smart. so. idc if sheâs not purebred but damn this dog is perfect#and btw before anybody says shit. sheâs being trained the classic way of treats and positive reinforcement
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Horsies in the Plex if Roxy is a horse lover before she knows they've ever existed here is really good honestly. She's off exploring, finding random horse themed things and immediately drops what she's doing to run over to Vanessa with it like "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!" cause Vanessa also likes horsies and is the reason Roxy likes them so much in the first place.
Like it starts with a prop horseshoe or something. Then she's finding plushies and building a little collection of them, making sure to give Vanessa one every time she finds a new one. Then she finds a random ass saddle or a bunch of prop hay bales or something. A bridle. Some bit pieces. A harness for a wagon. The wagon itself. Horse action figures. Whatever else. She's been excited about every single thing she's found so far and wonders how much more there is to find...
Opens a new storage room door and she finds actual fucking horses. Deactivated, dusty as hell, animatronic horsies.
Fucking grabs Vanessa and takes off running into areas Vanessa is absolutely not allowed to be in at all to show her all the horsies sndjjd like "VANESSAA!!! THERE'S HORSES!!!! NESSA HORSES ARE REAL!!! THEY REALLY EXIST NESSA LOOOOK!!!!"
#there's so much fun with these horsies#listen she's got a special interest that makes her super happy#all tail wags and tippy taps while her four minis get so excited for her#biggest enablers of the special interest jdjdnid#oh and for the record vanessa does NOT have a special interest here. she was a horse kid growing up and still likes them#but she's nowhere near as interested anymore#Roxy just shows up and drops a horse plushie on her so excited about it and vanessa is...#well she's shocked cause where the fuck did that come from but also what do you MEAN it's hers??#this is the thing with roxy. her dog programming makes strong emotions really hard to contain#so she HAS to show her the horsies and she HAS to run loops around her to do it#when she's excited enough about something sitting still feels like a death sentence she's actually going to EXPLODE#she's a little bean!!! cute and adorable and a good bit overwhelming to the unprepared!!!#the downside is that thus carries over to sadness anger frustration and every other emotion she can feel#she can't contain shit. she can kind of mask with overconfidence but only if she's had time to calm down first#she's just so dog like that#fnaf security breach#roxanne wolf#plex history: horses#they have an official tag now because i love them#fnaf vanessa#yeah sure fuck it I'll tag them both shjdj#i just have this mental image of roxy running in at the end of nessa's shift to give her a pony plushie#but the day guard is there to swap with her so he bares witness to excited puppy roxy and is so fucking confused#she gets super embarrassed when she notices him but poppet and tippy are like 'hey... hes probably jealous'#and she fucking shoots off to go get him one too. fucking blasts the door down when she gets back to hand him a horsie#'tippy said you'd be jealous so i got you one too.' and he's so fucking confused cause who the FUCK is tippy???#Vanessa behind Roxy just nodding and gesturing to go with it and when he does she's both surprised and overjoyed he likes the horsies too#still embarrassed but HORSIES!!!#'where did you even get these??' 'found em!' 'yeah be where?' 'oh ya know... around.' '?????'#vanessa just tells him to drop it cause she doesn't have a clue either and that's obviously not about to change ever lmao
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paul george for bingo đ
i highlight what applies to him in the bingo since i included options (i looove options, i looove immense detail idk why it just helps me remember more than little detail like just remembering the name) SO HERE IS THE RESULTS LOL!
#SIX BINGOS????#he missed one whole one but got the parts or a lot of other stuff so do the bingos rlly count then??#idk idc i think this just shows how much it makes sense for him#to be one of my first big favs along with brad beal#this is sooo fun TY FOR SAY PAUL#the fake smile thing had me debating for a bit#bcs hes VERYYY brutally honest when he thinks hes right or at least when he thinks ure in the wrong#like the jaren simpery to dillon incident LMFAO#but i think theres also times where hes like :] for like. his own ego#like hmmm yes. i recognize some of these words :].#<- interviewing a fetus that was freshly birthed#from the womb#AND HE IS LOYAL but i wouldnt call him guard dog like#he Tries . i mean#hes no steven adams but he at least has more vocabulary than him after the arguments#can he help during them?#.....#...he tries#and thats what counts#TY I LOVE MY COMPUTER JOCK HE IS SO CRINGE#also his thumbnail photos... yea i think my fake smile/fakeness in general makes some sense#but i dont like them TOO fake like. i like feeling a vague sense of im about to snap and do something stupid soon#i need to do a chart of which zodiacs my favs have the most to see if i have a fav type lol#ANYWAYS TY I LOVE PAUL I ALWAYS WILL. MY ZOOTOPIA FOX SHAPED MAN#i HATE him#i love him đ#I MISS HIM#scared for the clippers plans next seasonm.#ted tumbunity things#pg13 years old
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girls when they are trying their best but their best isnt good enough đđ
#sagittarius.txt#negative#stopped gaming and the horrors have returned#im just so fuciing pissed off. at the circumstances. in general#bc im stuck sittubg here with these shit ass feelings that no one can jack about until im either old enough to do something about it or#like. idek.#bc itsblike i cant say shit to my parents bc they wont take me seriously and lird knows i dont trust any of the adults at my fucking school#and im not going to make the handful of peiple i CAN talk to more worried about me when they already have atuff going on and they cant do#anything abt what im dealing with#but i dont even WANT to go to anyone because i dont wanna get mad at people when they tell me things i alreadybknow because i KNOW theyre#tryijg to help and they cant do much and its liek GRAH#im justvin such a shit plce bc i want to reach out but i have to do it of my own violition or else i'll just fucking shut down#im like a scared dog. in a cage. and he'll come to u if u just leave him be and let him do his own thing#but like. if im the svared little dog than everyone else is the big scary human who i slowly inch closer to and then suddenly the stick out#their hand right as im near them and then i run right back to where i was before and then we're back at square 1. does this make sense#and its litwrally no ones fault but my own#i just never know how to tell what other people are thinking so i think i project how i feel about myself onto what i thibk others rhing of#me and so i go into every potentially vulnerable conversation with my guard drawn high because im just expecting people to get sick of me#always complaining but never actually trying to better myself#idk man#im normal#i peomise
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Guard Dog vol.I
jason todd x fem!reader
aka donât fuck with jasonâs girlfriend
4 in 1 blurbs
vol. II
warnings: mildly creepy guys, standard protective bf methods
Jasonâs good at shutting people up very quickly. Youâd almost call it a talent.
He shuts you up with a kiss when you get stuck in a rant, or with a hug to calm your worried rambles.
And when youâre in an incorrigibly teasing mood, heâll throw you over his shoulder and carry you back to your bedroom to really shut you up.
With other people though, he hasâŚdifferent methods.
You sit atop your kitchen counter, trading lazy kisses in between giggles with your boyfriend. He stands in front of you, hands massaging your thighs as he leans in for another. You happily oblige.
You break off the exchange to lay a series of sweet kisses on that spot under his jaw.
His head tilts back, letting out a groan so low you nearly miss it. âSweetheartâŚâ he warns.
âSorryâŚâ you resign with a sheepish smile.
A knock at the door bursts you out of your shared reverie. You press a kiss to his knuckles and hop down to start setting the table.
Jason gets the door, greeting the pizza guy with a nod as you shuffle around the kitchen. The delivery guy hands him a receipt, asking for a signature.
Jason uses the door as a surface to sign, giving the delivery guy an apt view into your apartment, where he sees you getting out plates in the kitchen. More noticeably, he sees you in your boyfriend's shirt, which rides up just a little bit when you stand up on your toes to reach the top cabinet. The lift of the shirt exposes the bottom of your underwear, though it falls back into place again just as quickly.
Now, lucky for this guy, Jasonâs facing the door and does not see him checking you out in your own home. Unlucky for this guy, he has wildly misread the vibe of your relationship. Or at least your boyfriend.
âMan, how do you get anything done around here?â He jests.
Jason looks up at him, and the pizza manâs eyes tear away from your legs to meet his hard gaze. It does not take him long to realize his mistake.
âTry again.â Jason behests, arms crossed in front of him.
The pizza boyâs eyes go wide and he shakes his head, stuttering. âIâuh, I said have a good night.â
âMhm.â He grumbles.
The pizza guy hands Jason the box with shaky hands and scuttles back down the hallway.
Thankfully, you didnât seem to notice the exchange, but even so, your boyfriend still glowers down the hallway after him.
âJay?â
His attention snaps back to you, demeanor changing instantly. âYeah, baby?â
Youâre sitting in your usual spot at the table, his chair empty and waiting just around the corner from you.
âCome sit.â You say, with eyes that might as well be hearts.
He gives a reassuring nod and kicks the door shut behind him.
You and Jason are sitting on the floor in his old room at the manor, your legs thrown over his. You lean up against his bed, asking him about posters on the walls and trinkets on the shelves.
His knee is propped up and your arm dangles across it, his hand in yours. He plays with your fingers and periodically leans forward to leave a kiss on them.
Youâd just woken up less than an hour ago after spending the night post-gala, and itâs a peaceful, if not unusually quiet morning.
Dick shouts your name from another room, audibly booking it towards you. Yeah. Thatâs more like what Jason remembers.
He grumbles some annoyances, dropping his head against your intertwined hands.
Dick bursts into the room, clearly incredibly excited.
âWhatâs up, Dick?â You ask, calm as ever. Jason lets an unseen smile creep up, head still down.
Dickâs practically jumping up and down, âYou gotta see the shit that Tim just found in the cave!â His face drops as he directs his gaze to Jason, âYouâre not invited.â
âThank God.â
Dick ignores him and grabs your wrist, yanking you up from the floor. This is one place where he differs from Jasonâheâs not always quite so aware of his own strength.
His grip doesnât hurt really, but itâs firm enough that you imagine thereâll be bruise marks there later.
âHey.â Jason calls out, nodding his head to where Dick is holding your arm. âEase up.â
Dick follows his gaze and immediately loosens his hold, apologizing to you before pulling you along once again (this time much more gentle).
You grin at Jason as he tugs you out the door, him returning it with an endeared smile as he watches you go.
Fuck he loves you.
Jason had a decent break from his night job for once, and was happy to let you drag him out to a bar for a little date. Youâd been linked at the hip for most of the night, his hands maintaining their ever present home on your waist with yours rested on his thighs as you told him about your hectic day.
Heâd usually prefer to stay in bed with you for as long as possible when he gets time off, but youâd looked so excited asking him to go out with youâhe never stood a chance.
You look up into the mirror as you wash your hands, a strand of hair falling into your face as you do. You push it back behind your ear and smile to yourself, recalling the several times Jason had wordlessly done the same throughout the night as you rambled.
You make your way back to the bar, smile immediate on your face when you see your boyfriend. It gets replaced rather quickly though, when a man slides in front of you, cutting off your view of him.
âHey there.â
You have to take a step back because of how close he decided to stand to you. He looks sober (enough) but wildly overconfident in whatevers about to happen.
"Let me buy you a drink, pretty thing."
Jason calls you pretty thing sometimes. It makes the blood rush to your cheeks and an inescapable smile creep up on your lips. When this guy says it, it makes you literally frown.
"Oh no, I'm okay, myâ"
"You seem like a dirty martini kinda girl." He expertly ignores you, clearly trying and failing to make some kind of innuendo there.
Jason's sitting back against the bar, watching the interaction carefully. You still canât see him, but heâs close and you can rest comfortable knowing heâs looking out for you.
With that reassurance, you donât play this out quite as carefully as you would if you were alone.
"Look, I don't want a drink from you, thanks."
Apparently that was the wrong thing to say to him because his face contorts quickly to mock-disgust that you figure is really just embarrassment.
âHey, donât be a bitch just âcauseââ
You try to sidestep around him, thoroughly done with this interaction, but he grabs your upper arm harshly, pulling you to an abrupt stop.
Jason stands up real quick, yanking the guy backwards by his collar before you can even process what's happening.
Now, you know that Jason is an objectively intimidating guy. There's not many people that will come face to face with that absolute unit of a man and still decide to keep on trying him. However, you tend to forget that when you're so used to your gentle giant that only ever speaks to you kindly and touches you softly.
But his intimidating status becomes very apparent when the guy spins around, looks up at Jason, and immediately takes four steps back. He actually almost bumps into you in the process, not doing anything to tame Jasonâs acute distaste for this man.
"Listen to meâback the fuck off before you get hurt."
âSheââ
âI donât give a fuck. Leave.â
The guy hesitates.
âNow.â Jason adjusts his posture to stand at his staggering full height, clearly with no qualms about putting him back in his place.
That does it for him, the man stumbllng away with half-committed mumbles of âwhateverâ or âsomething something lame anyway.â
Jason watches him until he walks out the door, before turning back to you.
He delicately takes your upper arm in his hand, pulling your sleeve up to search for bruising. But as harshly as he had grabbed you, it didnât have the time to cause a bruise before Jason intervened.
âWhatâd he say to you?â Jason asks, brow furrowed as he inspects your arm.
âNothing very interesting.â He looks at you mildly.
You smile and comb his hair back from his forehead, âDonât worry about him. Iâm good.â
He lets your arm go, and exchanges it for holding the back of your head, planting a kiss on your forehead.
You take his other hand and guide him back to your seats.
âBesides,â You look over his shoulder and let out a little shocked gasp. âGuess who just walked in.â
He gives you a questioning look before his face slacks, eyes widening in realization.
âNoâŚâ And you smile so brightly it almost makes up for what's coming his way.
You redirect your smile over his shoulder and give a wave to the door. Jason swigs down the rest of his drink, hand finding your waist once again.
âJaybird!â
Jasonâs still exhausted from patrol last night but heâd insisted on going with you to the bar to meet your friends. Youâd tried to convince him that it was okay to stay in and rest tonight, youâd be fine. But it was a losing battle.
You suspect it has something to do with him not liking when you go out in Gotham at night, especially when youâre drinking.
So he hangs out in the background of the buzz, with you sat in front of him, in between his legs.
Youâre talking it up with Roy, whoâs been making jokes about how Jasonâs âmoody assâ tricked you, âthe ray of sunshineâ into this relationship somehow.
You laugh, taking a sip of your drink. âRight, âcause you and Kori were in love at first sight.â
"Oh, fuck off." Roy jeers.
He doesn't say it with the cadence of a joke, but it is.
You know he's joking, he knows he's joking.
Jason, who very well may have been tuned out of the conversation up to that point, does not seem to know he's jokingâor he doesn't care.
You don't need to look behind you to know that your boyfriend is in defensive mode, though the look of regret mixed with amusement on Roy's face gives a solid hint.
You hold your hand out to block Jason his path as he moves forward. He lets you stop him, though you're certain he could get past you without so much as blinking, no problem.
"Right. My bad, forgot your guard dog was here. Don't fuck off." Roy backtracks, hands up in front of him.
Jason just rolls his eyes, slouching back down. You reach behind you for his hand, giving it two squeezes. You know heâs tired, so much so that he almost punched his best friend for making a typical joke.
âFive more minutes, okay?â You say softly over your shoulder.
He nods at you blearily, and ducks his head down to rest on your back. You adjust your posture a little bit to make it more comfortable for him and continue on talking, his hand still in yours.
If he hadnât fallen asleep so quickly, five minutes wouldâve been five minutes, but instead it became something more like fifty.
He goes through patches where sleep isnât always so welcoming, a phase heâs been in for the past couple of weeks. Youâd been waking up to find the bed half empty, your boyfriend resigned to doing research on cases in an attempt to at least be productive while heâs awake.
You canât protect him in the same ways that he protects youâyouâre not a fighter or necessarily âintimidating.â But you can protect him like this, in these little ways. Letting him nap on you, making him close the case files and rest with you, holding his hand throughout the night so that when he inevitably has nightmares, he knows immediately that youâre still with him. That heâs safe.
So if he can get some much needed sleep while only costing you a stiff back tomorrow, youâll happily take that deal as many times as he needs.
vol. II
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