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@linkerbell and I decided to start a new save for co-op and it's already off to a great start
#cult of the lamb#cotl#narinder#cotl narinder#my art#cotl goat#tbf we were a goddamn force of nature when we were in sync#BUT JESUS CHRIST#i hate you bee (complimentary)
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Okay, I think Iām FINALLY done with these designs. Well okay, I said Megatron might need some reworking, but shush, Iāll do that another time
I was not expecting this to take as long as it did. Apparently I started making this at 9 in the morning, and it is now 9:30 at night. Optimus, I am almost certain this is your fault
Anyways, as mentioned prior, the idea here was to give the Earthspark Cybertronians protoform designs like the Terrans, what they might look like when they were in this stage, because I havenāt seen anything to claim Cybertronians in this series donāt also have this stage, unless Iām wrong
I mean theoretically, Cybertronian protoforms could look entirely different from Terran protoforms, but we donāt know at this juncture, so I used the Terrans as my main references
Pretty much the main thing was trying to turn their blocky features smooth, while also taking out a bunch of their little details, like their antenna and horns
Honestly I still think Elita turned out the best, which is maybe a bit sad considering she was the first one I finished, but oh well. I donāt think everyone else was horrible, but I think she just looks best
I think Beeās design is fine, and it was honestly refreshing after struggling so much with Optimus, but I canāt help but feel like his eyes are still wonky
Like Iāve said, by the end of things I think Megatron came out the worst. He was the second one I did, so I wasnāt sure, but by now I think he is. The real struggle with him is that his entire helmet is comprised of angles, when I need curves. And then thereās his side things, which I still do not know how to translate here. The idea I was trying to go for here is the top half goes around his head, while the bottom half is attached at the ends, but itās the bottom half that looks weird. But ah well, hopefully I can fix it later
And then thereās Optimus. The majority of the time Iāve spent on this was him. It was mostly the struggle of his vents and trying to make them un-blocky. It was getting really frustrating particularly because I couldnāt think of anything new to do with them to change them, drawing the same thing over and over
But then I remembered, this Optimus was once Orion Pax, a fact I was planning to omit. But that meant I had something else to draw on
And itās what finally got my brain to make his side things into the curves you see now. Itās also why his middle thing is solid black, like how it seems to be in the picture above
But yeah, I wouldnāt rate his design as the absolute best, but itās serviceable and Iāll take what I can get
But aside from trying to change their designs, I think I had fun. I noticed by the end of it that they all have different face and eye shapes, and thatās pretty fun
Speaking of which, I notice with this how small Optimusā eyes are here. They may not look it in my drawing but theyāre a lot smaller than the others in the show. Is that one of the reasons his design looks so off? Like I know it looks weird, I just canāt place how exactly
But yeah, take these designs, the culmination of my drawing abilities for the day. Iād like to do more with them, I just donāt know what. Best I can think of is like, a fic premise where the Cybertronians somehow get reverted back to these protoform stages, and the Terrans now have to help them out
#yeah the more I look at Megatron the more I want to rework him#but I should probably stop for the day#I accomplished what I set out to do today#and my loan situation I think is mostly sorted out so thatās cool too#also if you notice Elita and Megs look a bit smaller than OP and Bee#thatās because the former two were made when the canvas was 500x500#while the latter two were made when I changed it to 600x600 and I could upscale their sketches more#I tried to keep it more consistent with Bee but I didnāt care much when I got to Optimus#anyways I think thatās about it for miscellaneous comments#transformers#transformers earthspark#protoform#optimus prime#Megatron#elita one#bumblebee#my art
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Was thinking abt the fact that IF Vector and Espio found Charmy when he was a baby, taking their "canon" ages into account, Vector would have been like mid-teens and Espio like. a preteen at the time and I love a good 'You're the age I was when we met/I did [X]/etc.' Soooo woe! That upon you Espio, it's always fucked up and evil the passage of time LOL
#team chaotix#charmy bee#espio the chameleon#vector the crocodile#mydoodles#Funny haha post but don't think about it too hard bc then you member theyre SO YOUNG :boom:#might make a seperate post about that I think it's so funny that A Lot of these kids just took in some other littler kids to care for#and a few that didn't aren't really socialised outside of that circle of friends so just would think it's normal mobian behaviour#or were likely that young themselves when they started doing dangerous stuff all the time lol#There are some characters that know its Not regular that either would be like UM? or just wouldn't bother saying anything at all lol#Okay I'm gonna stop rambling and actually post this before I have second thoughts</3
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Another instance of the shadow dragon background not mattering is when you fight the dragon that destroyed your city Rook says āletās take it down for Neveā and then Lucanis can say āher city will be avengedā
I donāt think all backgrounds were created equal
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#kind of disappointed about this one#bee plays veilguard#veilguard spoilers#like I understand it hit her hard but rookās supposed to be from there too right?#also when Emmrich says that he was an orphan you donāt get to say that you were a foundling#I still havenāt found a single shadow that recognizes rook
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seemingly indifferent but incredibly possessive sae you make me insane
#bee chats#thinking of being his manager and thinking of moving back to the sport you originally came up from#you were only brought into football bc sae was so difficult and everyone thought you could handle him#(you could)#anyway it comes up one day when he's nearby and he crashes out
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today's insane concept to keep my mind off of other matters: will smith hockey getting a gay little earring.
i think it could go something like: mack's just fucking rambling again, of course, always going on about something, and will tunes in just in time to hear, 'would look good on you, smitty, like hot i think. girls love that pretty shit.' and will has to do a little mental reset before he can laugh awkwardly and go, 'mack. what.'
mack's like, 'i'm telling you dude, you've got the face for it i swear.'
'no,' says will, 'what the fuck are you talking about.'
mack rolls his eyes. 'you're such a shitty listener. you should get your ears pierced, dude.' frowns. 'or ear. less --' waves his hand around as if to indicate the broad, nebulous idea of homo that he doesn't like to actually put into words. will appreciates that about him.
'hmm,' says will. 'i don't know.' but mack starts up right where he left off -- it'd be so hot, smitty, and what's your problem anyway, no way you're afraid of needles, lmao (pronounced luh-maow). and will's like prepared to just forget this entire conversation happened, and mack forgets about it pretty much as soon as he gets on the subject of their boston game, which is coming up, and he's got ideas for how they should be on the same line for it. but will catches himself in the mirror a couple days later and thinks, mack said it'd be hot. and, he reasons, he can always just take it out if he doesn't like it. duh.
cue will showing up to practice with a diamond stud because he thought it was like, showy but not too feminine. it's like, a classic. diamonds are always classic. and mack's like HOLY SHIT DUDE. I TOLD YOU. will has to stop him from poking at it, because now that he's got it he's at least gonna make sure it heals properly, and mack's hands are all grimy like a toddler's. but when the rest of the team starts filtering in it's this weird mix of guys who think it's neat, guys who don't bring it up at all, and maybe one or two guys going 'what the hell's this all about, dude?' which is, you know. will's not insecure or anything, that's a girl thing, but he doesn't love that reaction.
so will revisits himself in the mirror later and thinks aw shit, maybe a hoop would've been better. maybe the diamond IS gay. maybe it's too sparkly and i fucked this up and i should just take it out and be done with it and, oh shit, what happens if i get hit in the fucking head and my ear starts bleeding and everyone on the ice knows that i went out and got a PIERCING on PURPOSE which is just SUCH a gayass thing to do, oh my god. and will's like convinced himself fully to take it out, it was a stupid idea anyway, but there's a very, very small part of him that's thinking about mack reaching for him in the room that morning, mouth open in this fascinated little o, going, 'did it hurt? can i -- it looks so good, bud, wow, just like i thought. sick, dude, i --' like he's trying to figure out how to ask for something he doesn't even know he wants. so will leaves the earring in.
#leno clocks it immediately at dinner after the boston game and is like smitty what the fuck.#will's all bluster trying to get him to leave it. it's not a big deal dude. i just thought it'd be fun#leno's not like. particularly gracious about calling will slurs at dinner. but it's just jokes dude jesus#will doesn't know why he's freaking the fuck out about it. anyway does leno really have a leg to stand on#when HE'S the one who always looked over and went 'you wanna?' last year#but that's not helpful either because like. will definitely did wanna. so that couldn't mean anything#because then it would mean BOTH of them were. whatever.#and then he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face like a stressed out movie protag#etc etc#bees speaks#rpf talk#271#ok back to trying to edit excerpt for class :3
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i know iām late to the conversationāi just watched the movie this monthābut i feel compelled to say this because i was genuinely shocked (still am) to see that the overwhelming takeaway for many viewers was the "d-16/megatron was right" bs. while itās understandable to sympathize with his anger and grief, justifying his actions in the end or framing them as entirely right feels so deeply misguided. what surprised me even more was the tendency to shift the blame on orion/optimus, as though he was solely responsible for d-16ās downfall. itās disheartening to see orion/optimus being villainized so much. his efforts to reason with d-16 came from a place of desperation and hope, as he tried to prevent the escalation of violence. at that point, d-16 had already begun to spiral into his unchecked rage, disregarding the safety of those around him. to see that nuance overlooked, with orion being faulted for a situation that was far beyond his control (the whole "don't be like sentinel" thing is often used to shit on op lol), is genuinely baffling.
while i love that the movie showed the tragedy of d-16ās arc and even empathize with his situation, painting his actions as justifiedāand vilifying orion/optimus in the processāfeels like a misreading of the movieās core message. sorry but i was so happy to see your post about the movie, it was tiring to see so many 'megatron was right about this and that' comments.
Oh man if you're new to this fandom, you really ought to know that this place is full of people who glorify terrorism and war in the name of "justified revolution" and it doesn't really matter what Dee/Megatron does or how horrible/over-the-top it is, he's oppressed or he's mentally ill or he's just plain upset which means that everything he does is justified and questioning him makes you evil.
It's so funny because I hoped for sure that a continuity where both OP and Megatron were working class individuals before the war would reduce this kind of shit take (compare to something like archivist/librarian OP and gladiator Megs in TFP or CBV, or cop OP and miner Megs in IDW1), but unfortunately this fandom literally still found a way to blame Orion for everything even though he suffered the exact same things Dee did..... and furthermore Orion literally was the rebel challenging the system compared to Dee who wanted to keep his head low and not cause trouble so honestly at this point I just think the fandom (and somehow new fans whose first exposure to TF is this movie) purely sides with Megatron on everything as either a knee-jerk reaction or some misguided attempt at being counterculture and intelligent.
People get sooooo mad when you tell them that unbridled rage and killing everyone who disagrees with you isn't a good social/political strategy, but then again this is a problem that is universal to humanity and not just the Transformers fandom. It's just a shame that so many people looked at a movie that blatantly spells out what the moral of the story is, and has all of the protagonists be working class oppressed people fighting against a tyrannical system, and their takeaway from it is still basically "fascism is okay if you're mad enough about it and if your friends try to stop you it's a sign that they're centrist liberals who think punching Nazis makes you as bad as a Nazi." It's childish black-and-white thinking masquerading as critical literary analysis.
And at this point people pretty much just don't give a shit about Orion/Optimus and will find a way to make him the villain no matter what the context is, no matter if he also has feelings or if he also deserves to be respected/listened to/validated as Megatron's long-time (possibly lifelong) friend. If ppl look at the way Dee treated Orion and their other friends and DON'T see what was concerning about that then there's really no saving them until they deradicalize a little and learn what usually happens when "kill all the bad people until society is a utopia" is implemented as a governing party's primary strategy.
#squiggle answers#but yeah the downside of this fandom in particular is that it's a story about war and politics#and most of the ppl here have very plainly not lived thru war or political turmoil in their own countries#so they have extremely bad cases of radicalization + glorifying of violence to the point that they think#that mob violence and killing everyone who disagrees with you/everyone who's accused of being The Enemy is a valid political strategy#ppl in this fandom want a squeaky clean morally comfortable excuse for mass murder so bad it makes them look stupid#but yeah i'd like to point out that ppl like OP bee and elita were also oppressed and lied to and exploited as slave labor#and they didn't come out of it going 'i'm going to violently beat destroy or kill anyone who stands in my way of what i think is right'#also for a fandom full of people who glorify revolution it's really weird to me that so many of these OP haters shit on him#for breaking protocol. like don't yall normally clap your hands for rebels who defy caste systems and the functions/jobs they were#made to fulfill. or do you only cheer for rule breaking when it's megatron who does it aklsdfjksld
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the coolest kids in forgotten valley!!ā
(ā¦it seems there may have been a stretch of time where rock and lumina were the only kids in forgotten valleyā¦š„²)
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#in the remake hugh and the playerās kid are the same number of years apart#so i can see them having very similar conversations n friendship#surely these two kids will grow up well adjusted and they will have no lasting effects from this kind of isolation. they will be fine#i have been thinking a lot about what their childhoods were like. i want to protect both of them#everyone who has anything to say about them as kids says that both of them were not well behaved children at all#tei says rock was rambunctious and energetic and hard to handle. sebastian says lumina was less than amenable#rock says he was bored to death when he first came here and lumina asks you not to tell romana that sheās lonely#lumina also hated wearing dresses so. she is very mad and ready to bite people maybe#sos awl#bokumono#my art#rock tumbling (sos)#harvest moon#story of seasons#story of seasons a wonderful life#bokujou monogatari#i like to imagine a au where pony and cecilia come to visit their familyās respective farms#so these two can have more friends ;w;#i am always thinking about how they were both severed from their families and taken in by someone else at a young age to live in nowhere#and they are both not exactly enthused about following the path laid out for them#headcanon ā ļø i wonder if rockās moving out on his own happened when he was a teenager. he was extremely confident everything would work out#anyway he got fired from every job ever and after many years came crawling back. and he came crawling back blond#at the time of chapter 1 lumina is baffled by the state of the guy she grew up with. why is he using dated slang and wearing disco costume#she is also kind of mad at him for having been gone for so long#hc ārock probably had more freedom as a kid than lumina did which probably annoyed her#once again takakura retrieves a small rock from the goddess pond and heās covered in poison ivy bee stings etc. no remorse#lumina from her window on the hill feels somehow jealous of these misadventures#lumina mentions in her heart event that she doesnāt often visit the beach because her skin burns easily#meanwhile rock was probably playing outside always. if his kid is any indication#idk i like thinking about the history of this extremely small village
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SOCIETY KEEPS KILLING ONE OF THEM BCS THEIR FRIENDSHIP WOULD BE INCAPABLE FOR GALAXIES TO HANDLE !!!!!
#theyre actually the same height but cliffjumper's pedes are made for climbing leaping causing pain to others#so he has spikes that sheath and unsheath from the soles and he keeps them out pretty much all the time which gives him height#fuzzy fat bumblebee and ANT#cliffjumper#i want cliffjumper sounds just like Miss SecondOpinionson but monotone & says everything like it's a fact#he keeps a permanent judgemental and suspicious expression and will tell you all of his surface level judgement of u#which js A Lot as he is Very observant and skeptical of Everything#mirage loves him bcs he doesnt play nice. he tells u how he sees it when he sees it#meanwhile bee is mewing from the amount of hatred secretly boiling inside him & is constantly changing himself for others#when they have time to reunite as old best friends .. the girlies have fun which means cliff is smiling for once & bee is not#everybody feels bad for bee when they see this bcs they think cliff is boring him or something & ruining his good mood#but actually bee is having the time of his life venting finally abt all his 'mean thoughts' which are just His thoughts but he cant say that#and cliff loves violence & is uncomfortable with social etiquette upkeep so of course hes indulging#i need the world to stop pitting my girlbosses against each other like just get creative with their designs lol#characters can have depth without merging personalities together into 1 and killing off the other half to cover up ur stealing lol#bee def has anger issues too but it's an after effect from his overthinking backfiring#while cliff has anger issues that flares b4 actions due to not wanting to think in favor of pure Doing#i think they are lovely foils which should be explored and can be done rlly interestingly if they were friends#who keep getting pit against each other by life but refuse to lose that friendship .. it's just a little cracked now.. & keeps cracking#bumblebee#transformers#maccadam
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Stuck at my mom's house until the 27th, can't finish the comic I was working on until then :( here's a rough Cowboy!pinup sketch of Bumblebee and some Breakbee + Piston angst:
#I'll delete this later i just want to talk about it :3#not featured: WHY Piston is pulling a [REDACTED] on their sire#rubbing my hands together like a fly ooooooh do i have some angst in the works for you guys i just don't have a perspective tool rl#Okay i had the idea of a cute Bumblebee and Breakdown in cowboy hats with a bonus piston but then i had an Idea#yes that but then follow up later when its time to pick a side piston does a cowboy accent very sadly like they have to pretend its not real#the REASON is s3 bee and break fighting in the dome and bee lost on his back with Break towering above him with a [REDACTED] pointed at him#and Piston is beating on the glass WAILING for them to stop#but the view point is slightly behind breaks so he's HUGE and bee is small and Piston is even smaller in the foreground#they stop fighting but Piston can not forgive their sire for that Piston took after Breaks they were thick as thieves but no no#they saw the look in his eye the fear in bee and he only stopped bc shockwave called him off yes he was hesitating to pull and shaking#like a leaf knowing he was being used like a rabid dog to take down the autobot he has to pretend to hate but Piston will always wonder#if he'd do it and they can't decide and it eats them alive but that's their carrier and forgiveness is not cheap#bumblebee does what he can to talk Piston down its just business he didn't really mean it they ve had centuries of faking it but Piston#oh sweet Piston childish days are over their spark has been hardened#they arent on a path of violence or vengeance but when breaks seeks them out ācome with me we can be a real family on cybertron ā#piston says āwe already wereā#and later later we land on the So i guess that's it....i guess so.... you best get on out of here then#AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#does piston ever forgive? no but they understand things kinda get better but it's different now#i think they're scared that they'll end up like breaks bc they're so much like him they looked up to him and loved him so much#and now they know they have the capacity to do something like that and be used like that and they're scared#just so so so SO scared and it bothers them breaks was forced into it and they just want to SCREAM#they just want to run away with their parents away from the war where no one can bother them and live quietly#transformers#maccadam#transformers oc#tf piston#worry not i shall draw these once I'm home#but i have a laundry list of other things i want to draw first
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nobody fucking touch me rn i went to see tf one in the cinema and im shaking. they actually made a good transformers movie. what the fuck
#time to go home and read the entirety of jro's mtmte and lost light again ig#what the FUCK i was not expecting it to be actually fucking stunning. that's MY loser dumpster fire of a children's toy franchise how did t#ey actually make it . good#really good#five out of five stars. when elita said āyou dont have the touch or the powerā i fucking choked#obviously it is only going to mire the canon more because of the changes to megatron's backstory (no gladiators š) & lack of allspark plot#but i dont even fucking care. dont even touch me rn i cant ever get over this#broken friendships & corruption arcs are THE SHIT and they did this one better than i was expecting#when pax fell like a falling star... primus itself opened to him...#ratchet cameo! arcee cameo! jazz cameo! not to mention ALPHA TRION#i can see the war in this . i can see this . millions of years in the future they will still b fighting. orion mightve been a āpacifistā by#megatron's standards but he knows how to fight. he fights more than he should. and bee.... bee... THATS MY FUCKING NAMESAKE GUYS DONT EVEN#TOUCH ME RN. IM SHAKING. HOLY SHIT#bumblebee you are SUCH a dork. what the FUCK.#and the quintessons!!!!! i am LIVING for the art direction and the organic/inorganic imagery#those quintesson energon-hoover things reminded me of energon eaters too. & in that first shot of them entering the cave w the primes i#originally thought scraplets before i came back to myself. there's something to be said here tho.#they did a good job with the worldbuilding. suitably alien-like. exceeded expectations. that ginormous quintesson ship? i'm going insane#you can SEE the birth of the myth in this stupid fucking movie you can SEE how op becomes who he becomes. the way he grew. the way they bot#grew until they were the only person that could hold the other back . the way he is going to be irreversibly changed. d16's eyes...#that scene w starscream has a chokehold on me. i cant breathe. the way they all looked at megatron when his blaster emerged#the fight scenes#ELITA ONE !!!#AIRACHNID !!!!#honest to god though i must confess that the first coherent thought i had about this movie was āoh they made him so cuntyā . abt pax. i#am so sorry#but okay okay okay i . they were amica endura at the beginning. at the least. i'm. AKHRERJGH#tf one#me when megatron ascended out of iacon & he was the only land vehicle amid a swarm of planes. me when the SYMBOLISM#š
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did y'all know bees come in other colors??
#ace rambles#xylocopa violacea is a type of carpenter bee that's fucking PURPLE???#when were you guys gonna tell me about those
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Hunter what the FUCK-
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#love this because it's the following reaction to the last ask#this is funny considering 72.7% of 44 people who interacted with the poll considered Hunter worthy of forgiveness. which is around 31 votes#tbf forgiving is one thing but moving on is very different#someone commented on the post saying they would forgive Hunter but would struggle to continue friends/acquaintances with him#and honestly? that's absolutely fair. but yeah you can guess Bee's reaction to the truth wasn't the best one#Hunter is used to her explosive reactions so he kinda expected her to lash out#but worse than that he was met with an utter and deadly silence. B2 never made it clear whether or not she forgave him#on one side all those years of hardwork and friendship sounded like a lie and she struggled to process the weight of it all#on the other side she wasn't the only person affected by his past actions and that infuriated her even more.#a whole civilization was nearly annihilated by Bee's kind - all because Gideon decided to send 'em off to war#the same civilization he's infiltrated under the disguise of a 'rebellious android'#the same civilization they spent years trying to rescue and save. the same civilization she considered family. the closest thing to home#------ now to a more inconsistent and unexplored side of this story...#There's a Certain Event that takes place after this and is very heartbreaking. however I'm not entirely sure if Hunter's told the truth-#-before or after the final conflicts of the story were over#i like to think he waited until the very end to talk to Bee. presuming it was safe enough to do so#It's likely Bee was so hurt and angry that she promised to go back to her Real Home (to her orbit as a comet) and never look back#and that's when- oh boy i talked too much in the tags again!#oh gee! so sorry for rambling#i'll stop here :]#the continuation to this can be found in an illustration i'm working on!! stay tuned!!!!#ok byeee#inbox#fusionsprunt
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hey. go on about butch Dyvim I am listening
HIIII LAWL. ok so .
i really just like the idea of butch dyvim because it makes him more awesome to me plus the Why Not......... but ALSOOO
i noticed that mouse knights are usually male and that female mice have the like. praying hands model or whatever it is... but in other species like the sugargliders the difference between their models is not that apparent... so like why not have some female mouse knights with swords and antler helmets.. where are the butch warrior mice..... so obviously im taking the most prevalent one and making him butch
#ask#anon#stormyy.png#i also enjoy how it could change the dynamic between zarozinia zaltanna and dyvim#and butch zaltanna/butch dyvim just seems beautiful and true#zarozinia is holding my hand though/j#i might have more thought to this later when i havent just woken up but fornow. yeah.#i also just have the 'this character would be more interesting to me if they were a woman' disease so take that as you will/j#OH AND the way khrys handles the gender norms of its species is very surface level and i wouldve loved looks into more than just the mantis#+ and bee species... so thats also part of it too
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you yell you're not scary, and I'm still scared to interact, damn you, anxiety!!!
I have however seen a bunch of your posts across the main tags and checked out some of your writing, it's really good :) Maybe one day I'll be able to interact without working myself up into a spiral of overthinking :'D
I also have anxiety, we can do this together!! Iām not scary!!!! Iām literally laying in bed right now cradling a giant sheep plushy the size of a rotund toddler
In all seriousness though, I understand how difficult starting conversations can be with other folks and I appreciate you sending this ask in quite a lot xx
#asks for bee#thoughts from the peanut gallery#also you think my writing is good? š„ŗ ahhh thank you#Thatās very sweet of you to say! All of this is!#Iām about to fall asleep (holding said sheep plushy) but I wanted to answer this before I did so#Just in case you were overthinking me answering it which is something I do all the time#sorry Iām at the top of main tag so much I didnāt control when that happens but I am grateful
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Ohhhh so I bet itās no wonder PadmĆ© probably never questioned anything about Anakin saying his mother had him by herself and that he didnāt have a dad. By the time theyāre married and she finds out theyāre gonna have kids and sheās preemptively filling out family medical history paperwork, she just glosses over the whole āI donāt have a dadā thing Anakin probably told her assuming they can fill it out later when he gets his records, not realizing the two of them were having different conversations because okay yeah, her sister had children without having a partner involved in the process, poor people on Tatooine must apparently have access to that technology too, Shmiās business is her own and itās not like they can ask her anymore, logical, logical. Padme āIts one banana, Anakin, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?ā Naberrie and Anakin āI didnāt pay attention in biology class because that doesnāt apply to me and therefore i donāt need to know itā Skywalker
#Anakin in canon does not seem to be Awareā¢ of much#Puts very little thought into anything really#Though tbh. Canon Padme aināt much better#padme amidala#anakin skywalker#sola Naberrie#star wars prequels#I had a whole Jedi sex ed comic drafted somewhere thatās just supposed to be a bunch of jokes#but I think people would take it too seriously#Logically the guy in charge of you should give you the birds and the space bees talk#but what would that look like from the different Jedi#Ki-Adi Mundi is the most chill and qualified person to talk to#Obi-Wan tosses a textbook onto the coffee table and says āāFigure it outāā#All the other masters threaten the padawans on doing their homework or else theyāll make the padawans get the talk from Yoda#Which NOBODY ever wants to hear again#(To be clear. I do think the Jedi had a comprehensive education. like you would have HAD to in order to do what they do#But the thought of a bunch of very confused non-Nautolan padawans getting the talk from Kit Fisto and getting the wrong applicable info#isā out of contextā very funny)#āāMaster Windu when Master Fisto said spawning season was coming upāāā#āāNot another word. Weāre getting you different diagrams.āā#(Like Iāve never been of the opinion that the Jedi were kept in the dark about this or didnāt freely discuss it. facts of life are importan#But itās never not going to be a topic that isnāt without the occasional blunders.)#prequel trilogy
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