#when you steal yo besties power

[joysmercer]

What would happen if Nina never came to Amun Boarding Academy?

i think patricia would have lost it with worry as she did in canon, but with no nina-took-her-place!! accusations, people (fabian and mara, mainly) would have been less dismissive, even if they didn't quite share her worry. the facetime with joy would have happened a lot quicker as a result since everyone would want answers. but i simply don't think sarah would have dumped the locket on them (one, because she has no kinship with them, and two, since it wouldn't work for them anyway), so they would not have any way to truly discover the ~mystery~, let alone solve it.

patricia's pre-sibuna plotlines (up until kidnapping rufus) would be mostly the same, though, maybe dragging fabian along with her (since he's not busy with nina)…but more likely that he refuses to participate but knows what she's up to, so he ends up being the one to bail her out lol. joy would have still sent her the messages/been there in the audience, and i'd like to think they still find her on prom night and know something is up, but it's not going to be as clean as an ending because they have no way of knowing what that something is.

so then joy would have come back super duper traumatized with no answers, and maybe she'll fill in patricia and fabian about what she knows, but certainly not amber – not that that thought would even occur to her, anyway, considering amber would not have founded sibuna if it weren't for nina. and then nothing would happen in s2 because there's no fabina date-turned-senkhara release (actually, there's no cup for senkhara to be stuck in in the first place). maybe they see the adults milling around and follow them, but it's more likely that the adults are unsuccessful since they can't spy on the kids and get the answers.

jerome's entire thing would still happen though, so he'd still get the gem and have to deal with rufus…not sure how that would shape up but I think this is when eddie's Osirian powers would awaken somehow (even with the actual chosen one miles away and unaware), and patricia (dragging joy and fabian with her) would follow him and that's how they all get involved?

but then s3 rolls around and no one knows anything because sweet's kept his mouth shut, and maybe alfie steals that bracelet but i doubt that, without 2 years of sibuna shit under their belts, the kids would even think of it being a mystery, let alone decide to follow the trail or whatever. not to mention the fact that amber wound not even be involved in sibuna anyway. actually, i feel like amber would have just bugged the school to give her a year-round place and stayed in the states after fashion camp without ever coming back lolol but for the sake of this, she does come back first

so amber has the bracelet and probably just gives it right back to victor. maybe jerome gets involved via alfie and is like idk if you should have done that but they don't listen because what is he even talking about.

so kt shows up with this key and it's her and eddie against the world, except eddie immediately confides in fabian about his visions, and since fabian doesn't have a (weak) excuse to be a dummy about it in this au, the three of them immediately start working together. and jabian stays besties throughout s2 and up to this point because at least that aspect of her psyche is a little less traumatized here, so joy's in, and brings patricia with her. but, like, no locket! and probably no bracelet! so they have no leads or ideas…and this is when jerome crashes the party like "yo victor's package was a mysterious bracelet and i think it's important?" and somehow they figure out denby's a fraud and the adults are Up To Something. and joy's like "i know their weaknesses let's get em" and they try to thwart the eclipse ceremony, but fail to do so, in basically the same way in canon (except that both jerome and joy also know what's going on). so now alfie's involved too because "wtf was that, guys," and the lead up to the rfs-is-alive reveal is all pretty much the same besides the extra sibuna members.

(also cheating arc still happens amidst all the ceremony drama lol) (and the fake date-turned-peddie getting back together) (and the dog-washing-turned-jeroy-arc)

so anyways! with nearly the whole house involved, and especially joy, there's a buddy system immediately implemented to make sure none of them get taken (miss mercer's directive, obvi). sinners are victor, sweet, and mara. patricia does get jealous here, but joy recognizes it and manages to calm her down (/not let her run off alone anywhere/throw her laptop in the toilet). so that's not a thing.

so the phonograph doesn't get destroyed, they manage to break out the three sinners before 2 more are taken, and all is fine in the world…

until he and patricia and kt go back to the states for university and the two of them meet kt's new roommate ("she was actually my bestie in preschool! small world!") and now that the chosirian are together again, well…

college!sibuna, anyone?

[fellow-fandom-fruitifier]

I made a comic for 2 reasons:

1. I wanted to show off my Grimwalker/Hunter hc.

(I hc that, since he’s made with a Galdorstone, he can control the Galdorstone. Like he can “borrow” and strengthen people’s magic, but only if they’re using it.)

2. I wanted to make cool art. 😎

He says (thinks?) “Galdorstone theory” because I hc he and Luz would talk about it sometimes. He hasn’t told anyone the Grimwalker thing yet, only Luz knows. Also here’s the sketch for the last panel/drawing.

Some of my Hunter headcanons for extra spice:

- He has rounder ears then a normal witch. (Human <—specifically Grimwalker thing.)

- He can use others powers when they’re using it and he’s touching them. (As stated earlier. Galdorstone thing.)

- His chest (very faintly) glows in the dark. His eyes also glow but their more ‘potent’ if you will. (This ones gonna make for a good shit post in the future. Galdorstone thing and just Grimwalker thing. 🙄)

- He has that weird ‘relax/off switch’ stonesleepers have. (Stonesleeper lungs thing.)

- His lungs harden in his sleep, so he doesn’t look like he’s breathing. (They don’t turn to stone just get more ‘dense’. Stonesleeper lungs thing.)

- His heart is, surprise surprise, a Galdorstone!! So his blood moves constantly, making his ‘heart beat’ just a vibration. (Combine this with the lung thing and we got a horribly awesome prank. Good luck with checking for vitals. 💀 Galdorstone thing.)

- He can’t speak to palismen directly unless he’s bonded with them (Flapjack). He can, however, speak to them telepathically. (Palistrom wood thing.)

- He’s immune to the boiling sea/rain. (Not fire though. Palistrom wood and mainly Selkidomus scale thing.)

- Plant magic works on his hair, nails and top layer of skin. (A.K.A the keratin body part things. Palistrom wood thing.)

- He’s trans. (Mtf? Or ftm? Will we ever know? Idk man I love both of them, depends on the day ig.)

- He purrs when comfortable. (This is a Stonesleeper thing, right?)

- Most witches move their ears like cats/dogs, it’s a communication thing, but Hunter can’t. (Human specifically Grimwalker thing.)

- I think he would be impossibly good at DDR. (Dance Dance Revolution.)

- He’s the ‘big bro’ friend. (Mom friend? No. 🙄 Dad friend?? No. 😡 Big brother friend??? Yes. 😁)

- He’s neurodivergent, there’s NO WAY he’s neurotypical. (Which isn’t a bad thing, idk if I accidentally made it sound like a bad thing or not.)

- His hands are badly scarred. I think he probably has nerve damage in them, so his gloves are tailor made. They also probably shake so his gloves help steady them and, due to nerve damage, he can’t feel heat/cold well so they’re there to help prevent burns/frostbite. His typing is bad because he never knows if it’s too much/too little pressure, and scars/calluses don’t help either. (After the first few tries of getting it grammatically correct he basically said ‘Fuck this’.)

This one isn’t a headcanon but, I think he could beat Amity. I need to tell someone so YOUR gonna listen. 🔫👈😡 When they fought at Eclipse Lake he was extremely exhausted, just had a mental breakdown AND it was his first time using Flapjack. Yet when they fought he put up a good fight, sure Amity probably would have won, but she didn’t. It ended in a tie. (That could be argued as an unfair statement because Hunter did manipulate her, buuuut, SHHHHH.) I mean it’s probably a no brainer because Hunters an actual child soldier, but my Tumblr my posts. 🙄

[yeosatinyngz]

Part Fourteen

➼A/N: ⚠️There’s a written portion in today’s part, don’t miss it! It’s under the keep reading button⚠️ Honestly I had such a fun time writing this part so I hope you guys like it!

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You put your phone in your pocket as you opened up the door to Ran’s car. “You guys are filthy rich, you don’t need me treating you to lunch” you said as you sat down onto the car's backseat while slamming the door close. "It's not about money, but more about the kind gesture🥺" the older Haitani states. The younger Haitani chimed in "We would feel so special if you treat us 👉👈" You sigh, "if it means you guys get off my ass about how I spoiled Sanzu then sure I guess" you said while rolling your eyes. You engage with small talk with them until Ran finally pulled up to where you guys were eating at. "Make sure to get all you want since our kind bestie is treating us" Ran grinned brightly while batting his eyelashes at you. You swear you wanted to punch him for that. "Oh for sure I will" Rindou said with a smirk. You'll have to plan your revenge against the brothers some time later for this. These two did not hold back and ordered a mountain of dishes. You had to refrain from straight up punching them. You ate silently while watching the annoying duo eat happily. A small smile appeared on your face, at least they're happy.

After eating and paying for the bill (RIP money) you guys were headed to karaoke. You guys were booked for 2 hours of singing. You were genuinely surprised to hear that Ran had a beautiful singing voice. Mans was hitting them high notes. Rindou on the other hand💀"Please tell me you're singing face off ironically." You were proven wrong when Rindou screamed into the microphone, "IT'S ABOUT DRIVE 😤IT'S ABOUT POWER 🔥WE STAY HUNGRY😈WE DEVOUR 👹PUT IN THE WORK 💪PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚️AND TAKE WHATS OURS 🥶" After a bunch of chaos of you three singing you needed to use the bathroom so you excused yourself.

As soon as you left Ran stopped singing and turned to his little brother. “Yo Rin, we should snap a pic and rub it in Sanzu’s face that we’re hanging out with Y/N” “Normally I would disagree with your petty actions that involves me but this time I’m fully on board, how dare he try to steal my best friend” “How many times do I have to repeat myself till you’ll get it into that stupid brain of yours, they’re my best friend” “Yeah yeah just snap the pic already”

Ran’s POV

Sanzu let out a gasp “this bitch😤” Sanzu quietly plans on what he’ll do next. He was never really close to you, after all you guys were just coworkers who only talked when needed. But he came to realize just who you are as a person and how nice you are, especially how good of a friend you are. He feels a little jealous that you’re currently with the Haitanis and not with him, even though he hung out with you the previous day. He made up his mind that he’ll snatch you from the Haitanis and get himself to be your new best friend.

You returned back into the karaoke room after using the bathroom just to see the brothers staring at Ran’s phone. “Huh? Why’d you guys stop singing?” You see Ran typing something and then shutting his phone off and shoving his phone into his pocket. “Oh we just wanted a little break” After that you guys sang for the remaining time you had left and then went over to your place. You guys talked and fooled around

➼Art credits for the Haitani brothers selfie goes to @qgbso on Twitter and for the Haitani brothers instagram pic, credits to @O2O6e on Twitter. As always look out for the next part of Shenanigans w/ the Haitani Brothers!

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[merakiui]

Yo, can I request headcanons with Venti, Sucrose, and Xinyan with a crush reader who is really short and a gremlin lol. Reader yelling imma do a crime or something like that hehe

Venti, Sucrose, and Xinyan with a Short S/O

🍎 Venti 🍎

He’s a gremlin, too, so that makes the two of you a perfect pair! Venti’s always chaotic when he’s with you. Your friendship is 50% memes and 50% alcohol.

He likes it when you laugh because he enjoys seeing you happy. And it’s also better to feel upbeat rather than sad, so he’s always ready to cheer you up.

The two of you make a lot of jokes about Diluc and how he’s constantly chasing Venti out when he can’t pay his tab.

"Venti, let’s use my Pyro and your Anemo powers to get back at Diluc. We’ll commit war crimes today,” you jokingly tell him after he was kicked out of the tavern yet again. “This is a revolution against Master Diluc!”

“So true, bestie, but let’s sneak into his wine cellar instead!”

The two of you are always trying to steal his wine. Diluc probably hates the both of you because of that. Once you start to pay him back for all of the stolen alcohol, his opinion of you might change. Maybe...

Venti will teach you all sorts of songs. The two of you can sing together when you’re bored and have nothing else to do.

That’s usually how it ends up when you aren’t drinking with him.

You’re his favorite drinking partner, by the way. He wouldn’t go drinking with anyone else! You’re way too fun. He probably ends up admitting his feelings for you in the haze of his inebriation and you, just as drunk, accept the confession.

Both of you don’t remember a thing when you wake up with soul-crushing hangovers, so it’s back to square one. He’ll admit to it one day, but until then it’s back to the tavern for a much-needed drink and an evening of carefree singing!

🧪 Sucrose 🧪

She tends to be very shy and soft-spoken, so she isn’t used to your gremlin energy at first. It honestly surprises her when you barge into her lab, enthusiastically shouting about an experiment you’re about to put on with Albedo.

The experiment is...dangerous. Even Albedo knows that, yet he allows you to do it for the sake of his research. Sucrose is probably on the verge of passing out; she’s so worried for your safety.

You assure her that it’ll be fine and if anything bad happens it’ll be entirely your fault! That’s hardly comforting and she struggles to watch as you carry out the experiment with Albedo humming thoughtfully or making the necessary corrections.

Luckily, all goes well and she’s instantly relieved once it’s over. Albedo will thank you for the results and you’ll run up to Sucrose, asking if she saw how cool you looked.

“Y-You looked cool... But please don’t do that again. It was really scary.”

“Aw, Sucrose, you don’t have to worry about me! I’m fine, aren’t I?” You’re hugging her as you say this, and she’s blushing wildly, now embarrassed at this sudden affectionate gesture.

After that, Sucrose asks if you’d like to help her with her experiments rather than Albedo’s. She knows his can be somewhat...unsafe and she’d prefer to have you unharmed. So she’s very happy when you agree to help out.

Sucrose does enjoy your positive, gremlin energy. It brightens her mood when she’s stressing out over an experiment.

You probably help her come out of her shell more with your extroverted personality. She gains some confidence the more she spends her time with you.

But that doesn’t mean she’ll ever find the courage to confess. That’s way too embarrassing, and even as a researcher she can’t seem to predict the outcome to a confession.

🎸 Xinyan 🎸

She loves your energy! The two of you have so much fun when you’re together. Your gremlin personality and her upbeat personality mix well.

There’s never a dull moment. Whether the two of you are planning ways to make her next concert as amazing as the one before it or are simply hanging out with your friends, you’re always having a great time.

You make a lot of arson jokes because she’s known for setting her stage on fire, and Xinyan welcomes those jokes. They make her laugh because it’s true; she loves fiery performances.

Xinyan’s always happy when she spots you in the crowd during her shows, and sometimes she’ll pull you up on stage so you can share the spotlight.

It’s even better if your element is Pyro or if you like to play instruments, too! The two of you will have so much in common if that’s the case.

You’ll inspire her when she’s struggling to come up with new songs to play, and she helps you with whatever’s bothering you. Together, the two of you uplift one another!

She might not even recognize her feelings for you at first because the two of you are such great friends. Xinyan probably mistakes her feelings for platonic love for a best friend.

Eventually she’ll realize that her feelings run deeper than that and it makes her so excited. She wants you to know just how loved you are!

Xinyan might make her confession flashy or she’ll do it in the comfort of her own home when the two of you are alone together. Whatever makes you feel the most at ease, as she doesn’t want to upset or embarrass you.

Your gremlin energy carries over into the relationship and she couldn’t be anymore happier. It’s one of your best traits, so she hopes you’ll never change.

[petri808]

For my tumblr bestie @random-rave 🔥⭐️ a Nalu birthday gift of smut 🎁

Before opening her birthday present from Levy, Lucy read the attached card. She was quite curious about its contents ever since she’d been warned to open the gift at home and not at the guild where she’d received it.

‘Follow the instructions on the potion for a kinky fun surprise. I’ll tell you later how I found it. Have fun you two!’

Kinky surprise? Lucy’s brow raised. She opened the box next and pulled out a small green bottle filled with an unknown liquid.

‘Draconian elixir for mages only. Drink contents to transform into a faux dragon slayer. Heightens sense of smell, taste, and touch along with physical features. Magic possessed by the user may be intensified. Effects are temporary and will wear off in 12 hours.’

“Why would Levy think this is kinky?” Lucy wondered aloud until a recent conversation jogged her memory. Right... she’d mentioned the biting thing... Lucy laughed and tucked the bottle into her pocket. This will make for a very kinky surprise indeed! Natsu was due to arrive home the next day from a quick mission a couple towns over from Magnolia. So, that gave Lucy some time to prepare a delectable meal they’ll never forget. ‘Happy birthday to me!’

When Natsu arrived at Lucy’s apartment, he found a note on the dining table that simply read: Meet me at your cottage and tell Happy not to follow. Well, he knew what that meant, but why his cottage? He shrugged it off for the time being and informed the Exceed who had plans of his own anyway with Carla.

It was a curious thing to meet at his cottage now that they’d officially become a couple. He’d moved into her apartment while his home remained a storehouse for his collectibles and her growing book collection. Though the second part of Lucy’s message made more sense since the cottage provided a lot more privacy for their rambunctious encounters.

The closer he got, a brighter bounce in his step took hold as his imagination ran wild. Once they’d made the leap to a romantic relationship, it opened a whole new world to them. It’s true Lucy had to explain a few misunderstandings, like the where human babies actually come from thing, but what came surprisingly naturally was the sex. It was as if his dragon instincts were awakened, and primal urges became his teacher. They were both nervous in their first encounter, but once the pheromones had hit, it was all over.

Wait a minute! Natsu paused a few steps outside of his cottage and put his nose to the air. Lucy’s scent had changed somehow, stronger, headier, with a bit of dragon essence woven in. Was there someone else inside?! Another slayer?! His eyes shifted into a serpentine pupil and a growl escaped his lips as he raced to the door and threw it open. “Lucy, what’s go—!” Natsu stopped dead in his tracks.

“Welcome home, Natsu,” the blonde grinned, flashing the longer fangs the potion had given her.

The scent was coming from Lucy?! “Why do you smell like a slayer?!”

“Well,” she sauntered closer, “Levy found a temporary potion that gives me some slayer features for 12 hours and these,” she tapped a fang, “resulted from that.”

“Anything else?”

Lucy shrugged, “my senses are also heightened, but I’m mostly excited for the fangs because now I get to do some marking of my own.”

So, of all the things they’ve tried out, biting was a kink Lucy never realized she’d like receiving or Natsu in giving. When he bit her the very first time and broke through the skin, they were both washed over with a strange sensation akin to the connection she’d felt when she had written in the END book. But when she’d asked Levy if they’d had a similar experience, the answer was no. Lucy surmised she and Natsu’s bond was much deeper than they’d ever realized.

“Awww,” he pouted, though a smirk stilled curled at edge of his lips. “That’s my thing.”

“Pfft, well too bad.” Lucy grinned and ran a finger down his chest, then trailed it back to his neck. “I’m gonna make sure to put one right,” she presses on his nape, “here, so everyone will see it like you’ve done to me. Property of Lucy.”

“Mmm,” his own fang flashed, “that’s kinda turning me on.”

“Oh, yeah? Then why don’t you show me just how much?”

Natsu swept Lucy off her feet and walked to the back of the cottage where a bed was set up, placing her down while pulling at her clothes and coveting her lips. Hands were everywhere, both sets yanking and stripping away fabric to reveal the flesh beneath like a runaway train with no intention of stopping. Her excitement that afternoon was increased, be it the potion itself or the exhilaration it brought. Though his scent was something she’d come to love, it was toxic this time due to her heightened sense of smell. Oh, how the taste of his smoky saliva made her salivate and her fangs almost tingled! She moaned against their molded mouths in bursts, chasing his tongue with her own and mewling when he sucked the hot flesh.

Her passions and mixed scent served to fuel a new wave of lust in Natsu as well. He would have shredded Lucy’s clothes if he didn’t wanna hear the ending of it. His growls and grunts melded with her purring rumbles like two wild animals in ardent throes to rival a fight for dominance. Natsu wasn’t sure if it was the potions effects, but she was sure straining his muscles tonight to stay in control! He pinned her down momentarily. “I won’t let you win!”

Lucy cocked an eyebrow with a hedonistic grin, “challenge accepted.” Oh, she has no plans to physically dominate him tonight, her goals were simpler, to leave the first and last marks of the evening romps. Of course, Natsu didn’t need to know that. She wrapped her legs around his thick thighs and pulled his pelvis flush against hers, relishing in the heated length pressed against her core. “Now get on with it, dragon.”

“Tch,” he smiled back, “impatient, are we?”

“I feel him throbbing, so don’t act like you ain’t feeling it too.”

That was true. Natsu’s inner dragon wanted nothing more than to fill its mate up and re-stake its claim. If it had its way, Lucy would be spread multiple times every night until she fell asleep with him buried all snug inside. Their mating had truly released an inner beast in Natsu that only by willpower he could control... but not tonight with how fucking amazing she smelled. “Don’t blame me if you can’t walk tomorrow.”

She giggled, “I don’t have any other plans.”

“Well too bad.” Natsu moved in faster than Lucy could react and bit down on his mark. Despite gaining extra abilities, she didn’t have the same kind of control he did.

“Damn yo—” the words cut short from a burst of heat flooding her body and an overwhelming wave of lights dancing behind her eyelids. Heaven help her, the bonding effects were so much stronger! She couldn’t even think straight, just abject lust surging through her body. Lucy ground her hips desperately to rub herself against his cock, smearing the growing slick coating the area. “Burns…” she mewled, but in a delicious way. Things weren’t going to plan!

When he let go of the skin and kissed his way down her chest, Lucy took note that Natsu’s eyes were turning serpentine. The last time she’d seen this change was their first time. “Na…tsu…?” she moaned in a slow questioned tone repeatedly.

He stopped and looked up, unsure why Lucy was trying to get his attention. “Yeah?”

Tit for tat, Lucy caught him off guard and latched her mouth onto the junction of his neck and shoulder causing Natsu to cry out, a moaning growl as her fangs sank deep into the skin. “Fu—ck—” ‘Wow!’ His hips buck uncontrolled as her bite triggered a stronger reaction by his inner dragon. Without waiting for her to pull away, Natsu let his dragon take control and maneuvered his hips, pushing his cock in through her folds to the hilt. His eyes rolled back a second, relishing in her warm embrace. It felt so much better connected like this!

Lucy broke away and head craned back in a deep moan, but Natsu didn’t let up. Seated and grinding, he bit her a second time to ensure a longer euphoria, then coveted her lips, licking at the iron-taste coating them. Was it weird to taste his own blood? Somehow, it only added to the high. No thoughts, just carnal instincts taking control as he fucked her hard two ways. His pelvis pivoting slow, but rough, and his tongue stealing every moan leaching out from Lucy. He usually paid her other body parts some attention, but not this round— not when the only thing that could satiate his dragon was a good fucking.

“This is your fault…” Natsu growled heady and low as his lips teased along her jawline towards Lucy’s neck. He licked at the marks on her skin, already turning an angry red, rocking his hips so hard in an upward angle it lifted her clear from the bed, gaining a small yelp. “This is just round one.” He leaned in nibbling her ear as he spoke. “Don’t be surprised if you end up pregnant after this.”

“Worth… it,” she moaned in response. “But you know what?”

“What?”

Lucy opened her eyes to reveal they’d turned serpentine too. Semi-surprised, Natsu grinned at the change, but was caught off guard again when she suddenly grabbed him, wrapped her legs, and flipped them over in a power roll. His eyes flashed wide in a mix of shock and awe— Hell yeah! Now on top, Lucy locked her heels around his thighs to hold her position and bit down a second time. Natsu responded by grabbing hold of her pelvis. He wasn’t about to lose his stride! If she wanted to bite, let her, because he had something else to finish.

He continued pumping his hips from below, chasing his end. But the position hit upon Lucy’s buttons too, and the more he rocked, the harder it was for her to maintain control over her senses. Something feral inside broke free and she started biting sloppily along his neck and shoulders, wherever she could reach. Being on top was supposed to be a power move for Lucy, but the combination only fueled each other to drive harder and faster towards the inevitable conclusion.

Natsu grunted when he felt the squeeze against his shaft and Lucy’s body enter a spasmodic stiffening. Her moans and hyped-up pheromones made the area surrounding them thick, stifling like breathing in drug-laced air. That was it for him. He quickly rolled them back over and pounded fast and rough, timed with each milking pass until only a dry heave remained.

“Where’d Levy find this stuff again?” Natsu panted out as his body dropped onto Lucy’s in exhaustion.

Still trying to catch her breath too, Lucy giggled. “You like it, huh?”

“Fuck, yeah.” Natsu leaned down and kissed her with a gentle pressure. “Happy birthday baby.”

Lucy returned the kiss with a brightened smile. “Best birthday ever.”

“Oh, it ain’t over yet.”

“Rounds?”

Natsu flashed a cocky grin. “Round—s…”

[bookns]

Strike Back: Shadowmoth Final Attack

Listen I know what’s going to happen cause I have been spoiled. Felix steals the miraculous and the people of Paris go to the streets. And ladynoir has a scene. They have a fight too but that’s it.

I’m so excited and scared.

This theme song will not never be comforting

Felix?

SHIT SHIT NO ITS ADRIEN

Shit what is he looking at

WIAT what’s going on

OH THATS SO COOL

Marinette looks so tired

Pegabug?? I COMPLETELY FORGOT THIS PART

Oh shit

Lila-

FUCK YOU FELIX I HATE YOU

Wait how’d U FORGET HE STOLE THE MIRACULOUS

Boi you said it twice

No shit it’s a fake

Kitty cat-

How cute

Shadowmoth fuck you

That’s a really cool amok

THEY DONT KNOW

catalysm is NEVER THE FIRST ANSWER

“Would you risk who I really am without the mask” WHAT THE FUCK

THEY ARE FIGHTING SO MUCH AND SOME-PART OF ME IS GOING CRAZY

he protected her in the crisis

OH SHIT HES ASKING

Aww she protected him

THE FUCKING CHAT BLANC

SHE DOESNT BELEIVE HIM CAUSE OF THAT

Well I’m starting to cry

“Maybe BECAUSE you don’t tell me anything” SHIT MAN WHAT THE FUCK

Rena Furtive saving his ass

Them saving the people>>>>

Fuck you hawky he’s a KID

THIS ENTIRE SHOT

RENA FURTIVE

Hella fucking yeah

What’s Jules power

The mini Mylène

HE COLLETS THE POWERS

what is going on

So many people

KAGAMI SAVINV THE DAY

I love KAGAMI

NINO SAVING RENA

I LOVE THEM

His shell can-travel??

THEY DIDNT KNOW SHIT

HAWKY DIDNT KNOW

LADYBUG IS PISSED

He’s good with kids

Chat Noir my baby got hit

THEY KNOW

THEY ALK KNOW

Frogy has nun shuckers

Is she completely forgetting that SHE NEEDSG HIM 

I got stressed so I took a two minute break and Cornelia Street just started playing for no reason??? LITERALLY NONE

There’s so many

“I can help”

baby

Oh shit his catalysm got stolen

A ticket-

Bunnyz

NO NO NO

Baby stop

No please don’t

ITS NOT A GOOD IFEA

ew

Her costume is an ew

Her little pom pom

THATS NOT ADIREN

he’s gonna use it on the miracle box

No no no no

He has a collar-

Hi barkk

Ew I hate that costume

Isn’t it his goggles

NO it’s fluffy

Felix you better not do anything

Oh my god

Everyone is hurt

What the fuck is this scene? It’s so different- like scarywise

Chat Noir encouraging the senti

Maybe Marinette was right about that

The akuma thank god

SOMETHiNG GONNA HAPPEN

Chat Noir listening in and my god is my heart breaking

Not the adrien-

Chat probably doesn’t even realize

Fermidable what kind of a name is that

These names are weird

NOT THE POUND IT-

Yeah I’m sad

Like really sad

My heart is being broken in two and torn

He’s a baby

I hate Felix

What is the mistake

NOT THE SEWERS

See for me I personally feel very attached to the sewer scene that happen originally in season two because that was the one scene I remember religiously watching season three came out. It was that seem to me that I used to always watch, so seeing this pisses me off like a madman. 

Stop I hate this

Felix SHUT THE FUCK UP

Not chat not using his powers cause it’s not him to do that

I can’t wait for the ladynoir scene cause this scene is going to kil me

Not the shake paws

Bestie they ain’t getting along

Bestie I love you but shut up

Who’s rooster BOLD

SHIT

AND I HATE FELIX NORE THAN HAWKY

Bestie where’s max

Why am I thinking the portal is to chat blanc

Is she ever gonna tell chat about chat blanc

Don’t you dare Felix

Oh how weird???

She did make a mistake THE MISTAKE OF FELIX

Rena Furtive bestie

Alya I love you but bestie no

I love you Alys

She’s crying

I love her

Adrien no no no it’s Felix

She did make a mistake

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIBG THERE

what are you doing there

What is going on

UNCLE

Lila what the fuck

No no she’s gonna realize

Ladybug bestie no

The miraculous of the dog

My heart of when she is in trouble

so adrien is a seni monster

I kinda hate him more than Hawky

I hate this

This is torture

Ew Gabriel’s face

CAn the yo-yo deattach itself

I guess it can

Marinette panic is making me panic and cry

FUCK YOU HAWKY

Marinette don’t have a panic attack

She’s crying

I hate Felix hair

There’s nothing left

“ I lost”

No she left

She’s crying in the rain

I know what’s about to happen

Never mind WHAT THE FUCK

LUKA MY CHILD

Alys put the phone down for two seconds

KAGAMI

Ivan myslene

Chloe

THE GAUDRIAN

I hate HAWKY

I lost everything

You haven’t lost me

I’m not okay

I’m taking a break for two minutes cause my heart is HURTING

I’m okay now I feel relaxed now

Let me get back to stressed

Ladybug-

The thunderclap

Coup de foudre

She’s okay now cause she has him

The hug

The hug

The hug

The hug

The hug

Them the people of Paris

Your loyal partner

I’m gonna start crying

NI

YOU FUCKIN BITCHES DONT TELL ME ITS OVER

No NO NO

It’s over

I’m sad

[emisirrelevant]

Thoughts on Zombies 2:

I like that overall it kept some things from the first movie- like the animation in the beginning and telling more lore again- with the werewolves like they did with the zombies. Also the minor breaking the fourth wall moments Zed and Addison do.

The football coach running a fro-yo business in his off season. I love that for him.

Zed's impeccable timing (this is sarcastic) of trying to do a prom-posal and ending up making the entire cheer squad bus crash.

Addison telling everyone with her quality leadership skills (again, sarcasm) to remain calm, but then jumps out of the bus herself to go find Zed.

Interesting to see that silver was a weakness to the werewolves in this movie- I always like to see what people's takes on supernatural creature myths are when they do these things.

Bree and Bonzo in a relationship was very cute for me. I knew I was right to stan them in the first movie.

Also Zoey and Wynter's interaction. That was probably one of my favorite parts of the movie.

Wynter: Trying to scare the shit out of Zoey

Zoey: Just wants to make a new friend and finds the weak spot in 2 seconds

If you hadn't already guessed, I added Wynter and Willa to my stan list in this movie. (every time Wynter's necklace would malfunction I was like NOO)

And Eliza too- I wasn't too sure of her in the first movie, but Eliza is iconic. She makes some valid points. Our resident woman in STEM.

Bree being confused when Addison said she wanted to be with the werewolves and then Addison saying "I needed help with the chemistry homework, did you not see the beaker emoji?" "Oh- I do now" 😂😂😂 I LOVE BREE SM like the first thing she saw was HELP she didn't even check to see the emoji she went straight to MY BESTIE IS IN DANGER mode

Werewolf Addison eating breakfast with her parents and Addison's dad asking her if she joined a rock band😂

When the zombies and the werewolves show up to Prawn and Lacey is like "they do look good" for once I agree with her 😂

The reprise of Someday in this movie too- I might be a little emo about that actually

Lifting up the moonstone and carrying it with THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP™!

Bonzo doing the wolf howl and Wyatt saying "You said that perfectly"

The choreography and songs still being pretty decent for me.

One For All having that line "no wristband required" actually being low-key genius bc if you think about it the zombies were able to take off their Z-bands and embraced who they really were.

Me being low-key sad actually for our main zombie himbo Zed in this because he felt like he might lose Addison and all he wanted was to take her to Prawn. Obviously he could have found another way than stealing the necklace from her, but also he was more resistant to the werewolves while Addison being the welcoming accepting character that she was invited them to the cheer squad. At times I think they both had their moments. If it weren't a Disney movie, I think that they could have handled their relationship in other ways that were more in depth, like a good heart to heart, but obviously we get our classic good ending.

Finally, I was wondering who the Great Alpha would be since it wasn't Addison but then it made me smile to myself when I realized they actually didn't need one in the end because they all came together, and I think it would be so awesome to give Willa more spotlight in a prominent role. Because she deserves it. Also because it would have been awkward if someone else took over as the alpha when Willa was already looking jealous/upset whenever Wyatt would say something like Addison's the one!

Edit: I almost forgot this but I was thinking, if Zed and Eliza were able to take off their Z-bands and didn't go after living people as their zombie selves, would the wolves ever be able to take off their necklaces? I had to take a moment when Zed asked if their necklaces kept them from "wolfing out" and Willa was like no, we wouldn't be human either, we'd die- like wait what- also Disney said the word DIE and didn't censor it or try to use a different word? This is very interesting to me. Maybe the werewolves will still have their necklaces though because Willa also said they show their true selves?? Idk. Personal brainrot.

I will be watching the third movie/Zombies 3 and I will share my thoughts on it as well when I finish it.

[xx-sikki-nixx-xx]

Dating Duff Mckagan would include

SFW

him having to bend down to kiss you because he's a tol boi 

Kissing hello and goodbye 

Long phone calls while he's touring 

Winding up Axl together 

You and slash being besties 

Babying Steven and protecting him from the other boys 

You probably shared an apartment with GNR at some point 

Maybe that's how you started dating

Prank calling pizza hut while drunk 

kissing under the stars 

Watching fireworks together on New year's Eve 

Teasing his hair before he goes on stage 

Probably having to kick some groupie ass when they try to steal yo man 

Him writing patience for you while on a particularly long tour

Being a total power couple 

You're his #1 fan

Playing with his hair while you cuddle 

Him kissing all over your face 

Cooking for him

Him always craving your touch and attention 

And you being more than happy to provide it 

Treasuring alone time together 

Playing with his bass 

Stealing his leather pants 

Your wedding was in autumn 

It was in a park 

It was so beautiful 

He got all choked up while saying his vows 

You have two little girls

They both look just like their daddy 

And Duff will never let you forget it 

Family prank wars 

NSFW 

you probably fucked in a public bathroom more than once 

Axl walking in on you more than once

Buying the biggest bed you could find *wink wink* 

Him being a horny giraffe 

Pet names 

"Baby girl" "Princess" "sweetheart"

You mostly being on top because you're smaller so it's easier 

He probably likes to lick from your boobs down to your pantie line

He has a collection of sexy Polaroid pictures of you 

Loves you ghost his fingers over your skin 

Moans in your ear 

Bites you as he cums 

[gildedmuse]

SWORD: A Kenshi To English Phrasebook

Take Two.

Again, understanding the language of swordsman is all about context. Let's take this situation.

Summation: You remember how you were in hiding from the government for like over a decade? Yeah, hope you retained all those skills. You gonna be needing them.

The premise here is that people are going to come after Robin for her ability to read the Poneglyphs and not just to hang out with Actual Deity Nico Robin, which I think is pretty absurd. Like, of all the reasons to kidnap Robin - and I'm not saying there are none! - the Poneglyph thing is not in my top ten.

...

I've never kidnapped anyone.

ANYWAY, being told that you're about to be the target of some of the richest, most powerful people in the world must be fairly upsetting. Let's see how Robin takes that news.

Oh, that's right. She got that Robin Chill™.

"Excuse me, giant Cat Monster King, I think you'll find these idiots were willing to declare war against the World Government. That's the Government of almost the entire World. I mean, if anything it's going to be amusing to see them try and kidnap me. I wish them luck."

And now we get to compare those reactions.

I love you, but you would kick anyone's butt for almost any reason. You would kick anyone's butt for lunch. If you told Luffy that Zoro was keeping meat from him, Luffy would immediately slingshot himself across this cave and kick Zoro's ass. And like, they are besties. Not gonna save Zoro from the impending ass whooping.

But also I love how everyone knows how real the compliment is because it's Robin saying it. Luffy's usual reaction to compliments is "Hmm? Am I?" But if Robin says it, you know it's serious.

Unless it's about cannibal tribes. Do not trust this woman when it comes to cannibals.

"What? I didn't take that as a compliment. In fact, you shouldn't even trust me to keep you safe. Appro if nothing here are some new karate moves I've been practicing."

Turns out it's really easy to speak Reindeer.

"They can take Robin-san away over my dead body. Except... I'm already dead."

"Yohohoho!"

No, I'm not going to stop.

I was going to say that I love Franky's energy and commitment here, but then I literally always love Franky's energy and commitment. This man does not do anything where he hasn't packed fireworks just to show his level of energy and commitment.

But seriously, because I'm sort of a FrankyxRobin person, I couldn't help but notice that everyone else is like "Yeah, I'll totally protect you" while Franky is over here legitimately announcing to this whole cavern, "Yo, [City Name], I'm Franky and I am here to do anything for Nico Robin! Just anything! Coupon Does Not Expire."

I feel like if the rest of the crew did not think these two were in a relationship they probably do now.

(I'm also pretty cool with RobinxZoro and RobinxNami, not that it's relevant.)

[Oh wait it totally is]

Okay, so first, good energy from Usopp although I think we just witnessed why Franky might have an issue with the "no touching" rule. It's just... It's going to make their relationship very difficult.

Sex, Usopp. I'm saying your Team Parents are having sex.

Second...

I mean... Damn.

Nami rising from a pit of flames. "Look, Robin, I know these losers have all sworn to protect you, but let me just say, I am the only one here with the goddamn balls to commit willful homicide in your name."

"Love you bestie. xx"

Also, is it weird that I'm more attracted to Nami knowing she is full ready to rob a corpse. I mean, I always figured she'd rob a corpse. Survivor types don't tend to get caught up on those types of details. Her, Jewelry Bonney, and Trafalgar Law; they are all pretty prepared to steal off a dead man. In the first two cases, don't even need that solid a reason. Law is probably saving that one for a rainy day. Some point in the future when he needs it to survive.

Nami and Bonney, they see a corpse and their first instinct is, "Does he still have his wallet? Not anymore. Sucker." And that is what I love about them.

And Now For Our Swordsman

Be honest. You didn't realize this was a gif, did you? Like if I hadn't said anything you'd be all, "huh, weird that she choose to make gifs for every other character and then just used this still frame photo for Zoro."

Nope. That is fully animated. That is the entirety of Zoro's reaction captured in multiple sequenced frames. That gif is made up of 24 different images.

Yeah, well, the important thing is the smile.

See, with a couple exception (like screaming it out while bleeding to death of the deck of a ship cause someone was stupid enough to go after a goddamn Shichibukai not even a full arc into the journey) Zoro's reaction when someone (ie Luffy, it's mostly Luffy) commits the crew to something - something that could very easily end in death - this is Zoro's go to respond.

In Kenshi, Cocky Smile = This sounds like it might be incredibly dangerous. Good. I've got your back, captain.

Or, you know, in this case "They could be sending some really dangerous guys. Good. I've got your back, you strange, morbid woman."

Like I said, it's context.

[Look at my girl smile. She's so happy to have these idiots. These idiots are hers. She has adopted these idiots and she loves them and all their idiocy.]

In case your curious about our other swordsman, he's not pictured. Presumedly because his reaction hasn't actual changed from the last scene ie frowny face. Probably because he's thinking about all the possible added dangers Mugiwara-ya is taking on by keeping this woman on his ship and how that might effect his plans for their alliance. Also, he'd definitely would have kidnap Nico Robin should he have acquired all four shiny Poneglyphs and found out she could read them. So, yeah, best to skip showing his reaction in this otherwise really sweet moment.

[gataclism]

Scooby-Doo AU

Yo bros, Imma do something silly with this idea, bare with me.

I couldn't help myself @lovejapan55 sorry if this isn't what you wanted :( after sending that message I couldn't stop thinking about it.

(It’s a no kwami’s AU? so no super powers)

"The gang" is conformed by:

Adrien: handsome, sporty but still dorky guy who is the "leader" (they all tell him that but it's just because he's the only one with an actual car) He's Plagg's owner but the cat only goes with him when he gives him camembert.

Marinette: cute, clever best dressed girl (she still a fashion designer) in the group! She's the actual brains, just lets Adrien believe he actually solves the cases because he looks cute when he is full of himself. (they're not dating... yet)

Alya: another gorgeous, clever girl! She worries more about filming the cases than how she looks or dresses (to Marinette's dispair "Flannel Alya? Really?" they're still besties), she edits the videos and upload them to their blog, they have a fair amount of fans!

Nino: chill dude, likes food and music (he also likes his gf but he has to fight the camera to get her attention most of the time) he goes with the flow, not particularly amused by the fact they're solving mysteries that could lead them to an actual psycho (cough Gabriel cough). He helps alya edit, makes fun compilations. (adrien insist on adding memes on some edits but the main ones are still serious)

Plagg: Adrien's cat, he's not particularly friendly unless you give him food, likes Nino more than he likes Adrien (but the blond is the only one that gives him actual camembert so) he goes everywhere with them because Adrien insisted, hangs around and is very amused when things go crazy. He's everybody's priority. Someone running towards them to stab them? SAVE THE CAT FIRST. (I didn't want to make plagg a dog so he wont be).

Now a plot (this is prob crack idk folks i can't believe I'm actually doing it): 

Adrien learned to drive, is summer and the gang decided to do a road trip all over France. How did Adrien convinced his father to let him go is a mystery to the 5 of them (yes plagg included, also me included too).

So in a road trip they went! They're excited is their last summer before going to college and they're gonna make the best of it.

Alya brings her camera, she is gonna create a blog of their trip, it's gonna be awesome and it'll be immortalized in the internet forever.

The first night they spend it on a motel, it's pretty cheap and old and there's weird noises. The owner told them a weird story going around, about a monster, they call it the Horrificator, that appears at night to fright the hosts. Many of them leave in a hurry and never come back.

They meet some weird people there and by the time they go to sleep, is late and they're all uncomfortable. It goes like in the show, the monster appears, scares the boys (because let's be honest, there's almost nothing that can really scare those girls) and they go running to the girls room. Alya takes her camera and starts recording, not believing a word and thinking the boys want to scare them but just in case is true she wants to catch that monster in her video!).

They go reluctantly, they find nothing at the beginning but suddenly they see it and caos ensues. They all but run in all directions, get separated, go back to get the cat, and run away again. Finally they make plans (Marinette makes plans) to try to catch it.

They do catch it, it ended up being one of the workers who scared the customers shitless so they'd go way and leave their belongings and that way keep anything valuable. They hand them to the authorities and suddenly they're trending on every site. Alya promotes they're blog and BOOM. Internet celebrities.

They leave the motel and go sightseeing.

But that is just one of the many cases they get themselves involved into.

Fin.

The last case ofc has to be Gabriel, the actual psychopath, they're finally home but something weird is going on on Adrien's father business building (?) or so the blond heard the employees were saying. They go investigate and idk man he steals the designs ideas of his workers? Wanted to hide his affairs with his secretary so created a distraction? (is it an affair if he's not married? Idc) something to do with Adrien's mom body in a coffin? You choose. They'll solve it. (cough Marinette will solve it cough)

Actually remember that live action movie where the monsters became real? That can be Gabriel's arc, yw.

[weirdofor5sos]

alright, here i come

• idk if i have one but there's one boy in my class who's a dickhead but he's beautiful af

• oh she's a cool girl and likes to sing but she can't sing at all though

• when i was 3 y.o i broke my arm because i fell off the washing machine cuz i decided to jump off it :D

• the drama is wherever i go so it's better if you don't mess with me

• the day hasnt started yet but i think it's gonna be an amazing day!

• i love singing and once tried to apply to choir but they told me to learn a song on my home language and i forgot about it well

• my dream is to become a singer or a writer, but in real life — a translator.

• okay so there's this application in a local social media, the application is sending valentines for valentine's day. maybe i should send one to my kinda crush or not?

• did you break your leg and do u stink

• what's your favourite moment in life?

• ohhh damn idek 'bout this one so imma skip

• OH. if you're boutta dye your hair and you have long hair, buy 2 boxes of hair dye, you wont regret it. and if it's [hair dye] too light and your hair is light too, that most likely won't work, sadly.

• damn sex is amazing. never tried it but read so much stuff about it and just making love is pure and cool ig.

• most likely to burst in tears after an upcoming trouble or after hearing something bad about my fam/me or after someone broke my heart. also most likely to correct you because i hate grammar mistakes.

• fuck YUNGBLUD, marry Halsey, kill G-Eazy sorry not sorry

• truth

• water or juice

• oh this one finally. idkw but ive been listening to the Encanto soundtrack 24/7 but i defo have some recs. If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power by Halsey and the Encanto (Soundtrack).

• asking for fic recs

• hmm damn i dont read that much of 'em in english but I'll update this later

• headcanon on Camilo Madrigal from Encanto; sometimes he helps his tía Julieta to cook on the kitchen and he defo the type to steal food.

• ah finally. soulmate!au where mc#1 [main character #1] learns how to sing just so their soulmate can hear them (that's they way to talk — through singing), but one day mc#1 hears a song which breaks his heart and turns the whole world into black & white forever. it's a sign that mc#2, a soulmate to mc#1, is dead.

• IDK WHAT ARE THOSE-

• omg why it's so hot in here? ah maybe cuz im around the hottie💅

• im a huge simp for Luke Hemmings cuz he's hot af

• uh idk i buy food and eat it and tell my mum i didnt buy it-

•

this one.

• fav song: you asked for this by Halsey

fav album: If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power by Halsey

fav artists: Halsey, ATL, Imagine Dragons, YUNGBLUD, Demi Lovato, Luke Hemmings, 5SOS, uh BMTH who tf else idk

• unpopular opinion but i think that bts are overrated af

• you & your loved one are sitting in an old car of your parents, two of you are standing on the side of the road, a coffee in both of your hands, the smell of bakery products and coffee fills the air, making you sigh.

• CAMILO MADRIGAL AND BRUNO MADRIGAL ARE SO FUCKING CUTE AND NONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!

• i think that if i cant have love, i want power, because im bad at love and even though im trying to love somebody, it almost never works, so if i cant have love, i want power!

• i think that my bestie is still in love with his ex but that's something im never gonna say in front of them.

• i had a dream including my crush. his forehead was pressing to mine, hands intertwined and he was apologizing for something. i could feel his warm breath. his quiet voice was the best (if not the best) thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

• YO CAN YOU TELL ME THE TIPS ON HOW TO TRY TO TALK TO WEIRD PEOPLE LIKE MY CRUSH

• ALSO thanks for making this ask it's fucking awesome yo

baiiii!

☁️ ANON HOUR ☁️

tell me about your crush!!!!!

tell me about your ex

tell me a story or something

tell me about the drama

tell me about your day

tell me about yourself

tell me about your dreams

ask for advice

ask me weird questions

ask me personal questions

makeup tips/questions

hair dye tips/questions

let’s talk about the sex

most likely to

fuck marry kill

truth or dare

make me choose between two things

song recs

ask for fic recs

give me fic recs?

send me headcanons

send me blurb/fic ideas

send me blurbs in general!

tell me a lame joke/bad pickup line

tell me a secret

confess your sins

tell me your favourite meme

tell me your favourite song, album, artist, band, etc.

send me unpopular opinions

give me playlist ideas

fangirl!!!

rant!!!

gossip!!!

vent!!!

ask me about anything

I will answer every ask I get

just come talk to me  (✿◕ ‿◕ฺ)ノ))。₀: *゜

[m00nslippers]

All of our questions were answered in RHATO #31! OR WERE THEY? (They weren’t, like at all.)

When we left off in #30, Jason was confronting the guy who claims to be Willis Todd in the basement of an abandoned creepy prison made over into some kind of drug distribution center/android factory/still a prison. That’s pretty much right where they pick up. Oh and also the cover says:

They really don’t, though. One guy dies. One. This cover was an outright lie. There are ZERO zombies in this issue! WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME LIKE THIS DC?

There’s a flashback of ‘Willis’ looking back on how Rebirth has gone so far and saying some pretty poignant stuff about how Gotham hasn’t treated Jason the way he deserves. I’m not going to lie, I’m really into the Jason as the promised son/savior allegories. The Damned Prince of Gotham is an iconic epithet.

THIS is where we left off, and we learn Willis is calling himself Solitary and starts calling Jason ‘son’ but Jay isn’t having it.

Jason, you’re like two or three years older than this kid. And you’ve been way worse than kidnapped when you were way younger. Seriously, it’s like he doesn’t even realize he’s traumatized.

ALSO, JayMig, you guys. He’s LEGAL. Ship ship ship ship ship....(it’s okay if you don’t get on my ship I’m just going to be weird over here in this corner...)

Solitary: You missed me! *crowbar wooshes past him* Jason: I ain’t missed nuthin’! *crowbar hits Bunker’s prison-vat* Solitary: Ulp! (no he literally said ulp! in one panel.) Jason: You’ve been bamboozled, SON!

Classic Jason Todd.

I guess Solitary can control perception? I thought he was literally just omnipresent like he was literally everywhere and nowhere. That’s what he said to Ma Gunn, his ‘mother’. But whatever. This is Lobdell, he forgets what he’s doing halfway through doing it and just starts doing something else entirely.

Bunker is Mexican, if you guys didn’t know. It actually makes some sense that he’s here. in Mexico. Also, canonically gay.

( Ship ship ship ship ship )

Technically I’m not sure they actually met in that comic. It was a crossover event in New 52, Roy and Starfire and the Teen Titans (including Bunker) fought zombies, or something while Tim and Jason were captured by the Joker and Jason actually got to show off a little by psyching out the Joker and shooting him while blindfolded and breaking him and Tim out of trouble after getting kidnapped (those two sure do get kidnapped a lot when they are together...)

Also, SUPER REFRESHING for a hero to run into the Red Hood and be all, “Hey man, let’s be friends!” instead of immediately belike “What!? The Red Hood? Yuck, you’re a bad guy! Imma fight you!”

Dog has been around for 2 issues and she’s already the most useful teammate Jason has ever had. Jason and Dog, besties forever!

You really didn’t though, Jay. We have no idea who this guy is, how he got your old costume, what he wants or why he’s here. All we know is he wants you to go back to Gotham.

WHY CAN’T YOU BE HONEST WITH US!? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

They were fighting right before this panel, and the fight was pretty good too, they seem to be evenly matched in terms of fighting ability. Maybe Wingman was slightly better, but Jason had a Doggo on his side so it evened out.

Unrelated, but I actually like this artist and what they are doing, everything looks really clean, the action is very readable and the anatomy is excellent, I’m not a fan of Jason’s haircut but luckily we already know he gets his longer hair back in an issue or two, thank god.

Solitary comes out as Jason’s dad. Apparently when he was in prison he volunteered for some experiments on people’s minds to try to get out early. We saw a little of this foreshadowed like ten issues ago. The experiments were done with tech stolen from Lex Luthor, so he hired Artemis to go fuck them up for stealing it and using it on people. In the fight it messed Wilis up and combined his mind with a few other inmates into his body or something. So that’s what happened to him.

I think it’s trying to be implied that this prison Jason is at where Solitary is operating out of was literally the prison where it all happened, but there are a few problems with that, namely 1) they don’t send American prisoners to Mexican prisons, and 2) that prison had water around it in the panels where it showed it happening and this prison is in the middle of a dessert so who knows what’s going on here.

Okay, so a Gotham thug getting a batman tattoo after coming out of a fight with him without going to prison is the kind of thing a Gotham thug would totally brag about. “See this scar? I got it from Batman, yo! And then I got a bat tattoo to commemorate it!”

Guess what though, Willis/Solitary doesn’t have the tattoo. SOLITARY ISN’T HIS DAD. Maybe this guy thinks he’s Willis but he’s actually not, he just has his memories or perceptions or whatever. He was one of the minds combined into this dude. This explains why Jason walked right past him more than once, he wasn’t really his dad (although with ‘perception’ powers it wouldn't actually have mattered even if he was). Jason has so many shitty wannabe dads it’s crazy. Batman, Solitary, Joker, Ra’s, get in line, folks.

Jason straight up kills this guy, no flinching. I love how Jason is so matter of fact about everything in this issue, Solitary says he’s his dad, and Jason is just like, “Okay, no, and I can prove it.” No melodramatic gasps or anything.

It amazes me that people seem to think Jason is so overemotional and angry all the time, and can’t get anything done because he’s too busy being mad, when he does shit like this without making any kind of deal about it or shouting or anything. Jason gets angry and emotional about ONE THING, and that’s his ACTUAL FAMILY BEING SHITTY TO HIM. A.K.A batfam stuff. Pretty much whenever he’s actually mad, and acting crazy it’s justified, he’s in serious emotional distress. He’s not some super angry murder boy all the time! I mean, he does murder people...but not because he’s just angry, it’s always a calculated move.

A slight time skip (a week).

*cries* WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?

I think Lobdell is as pissed off as we are that Roy was killed off in a stupid way for stupid drama. Because he’s been really selling us Jason being super sad and messed up about it and even tried to give him a good send off in the Annual. Like, I complain a lot about Lobdell, but at least I think he actually likes Jason and tries to do right by him in his stories, he’s just really scatterbrained about storylines sometimes. Like he needs someone to say, “Yeah, maybe not this, but this stuff is good.” That’s kind of the comics industry in general though, they don’t have anyone making sure characters act in character. They need someone vetoing some of the more stupid ideas, but they don’t seem to have any of that.

The New Outlaws! Red Hood, Bunker, Dog and Wingman.

Wingman is...some old guy. We see his face but it’s no one obvious. Clearly he has some connection to Jason. But he’s definitely not Roy, unless something REALLY weird is going on.

I still think there’s a good chance that he’s a future Jason from another dimension. But there’s also a chance that he’s Jason’s REAL FATHER since we know Solitary wasn’t. Hell, maybe he’s got the same powers Solitary had and it was him who went to see Ma Gunn before because she seemed pretty sure that guy was really Willis Todd, and he’s changing how he looks so Jay won’t know. We’ll see I guess.

And Bunker is just like, oh, you’re gonna go back to Gotham, fuck up Penguin and take all his stuff and start running a mob? I’m down. I don’t know his character (except that Lobdell created him and purposefully made him not angsty), I’m going to have to read some old Teen Titans, but I’m into it so far. He’s just super puppy-like, helpful, “I don’t know what’s happening but let’s be friends!” I can imagine Jason just blinking at him and being like, “Just...what even are you? Why are you so nice?! Why do you even like me!? Why are you even here!?” Miguel, all like, *shrug* “You saved my life and you’re hot?” Jason, “...well that’s a reason, I guess.”

YEEEEES. Tell me the old costume is making a come back! Also, Jason in a Trench Coat is the shit. He looks so sexy, you guys. I’m so ready for Mob Boss Jason. And Miguel is his gay right hand lover I mean man. YES.

( Ship ship ship ship ship )

Yeah, I’m getting so many “Wingman is from the future” vibes right now. He’s either Jason himself or someone he knows, but from the future/another dimension. Or maybe he can see the future.

Well, that was it. It was pretty good even if I was raising my eyebrows a few times at all the NOT explaining we were getting. I’m actually kind of excited for next issue though, you guys! Jason is going to mess up Penguin and take the Ice Burg Lounge, I’m so up for this!

[askwaterwitch-perbear]

!!

Send ‘!!’ and I’ll write a para description of your muse from mine’s perspective, including:

Their looks

Their personality

And who they are to my muse

+ Etc!

Peridot

appearance

“This is one tall peridot, I mean, even by peridot standards on homeworld, I believe it has a lot to do with her being an Era 1. She was probably among one of the first Era 1′s because the materials she is made with are remarkable. She of course has the drop dead beautiful appearance that peridots thrive in. This peridot has allowed all her most creepy features take off and run. Her fangs have sharpened themselves to a point. She has a close color palate to me I see her having much more bodily fluids mixed with greys, black, reds on her uniform. Her limb enhancers are even bigger than the standard issue today, towering at six feet even without her gear. She has a very intimidating figure. . Just wait till I get to her personality.. .”   

personality

I think my adoptive siblings personality is as follows: Manipulative, Shallow, Selfish, Egocentric, Bossy, Sadistic, Easily Angered, and Edgy, I think, the creature ravishes in the pain of the unfortunate souls looking to seek her out. Ripping them to shreds. Unfortunately she takes pleasure in ripping things apart and studying them, eating other gems of her kind, (shivers) Eww... and all the dastardly things you’d expect from someone so evil. At times she’s really graphic for me, I’d upchuck my lunch having to deal with that day in and day out. I think she’s this way though because of her troubled past. I mean, first she was on top with all the other peridots then the next she’s abandoned, left for dead, half corrupted, and so on. Yes. I said that, she’s corrupted. This peridot even specializes in powers that even I never thought Era 1′s were capable of!“

what they mean to my muse

I believe there’s a sweeter kinder side that she’s hiding and I know my sis, She scared me when I first met her a long while back. I discovered, however, if you peel back the layers of her she’s very tragic and yearning for some companionship, and I was just the peridot to do it. I do wish she would stop hitting on my girlfriends though, Huuugh! If I’m going to learn how to tame this monster within my family circle it’s going to be tough, but worth it I believe whole heartily. I really love my sibling figure and I want to help her, cure her, somehow. This terrible past is more than I can stomach seeing her suffer the way she does. She’s regularly cruel to me, still there are sweet caring moment too that I would like to dig down and find more. Show others she has humanity despite being a gem. She loves to do unspeakable things, live surgery, torture, autopsy, (almost pukes)-Huuu-ughup! You know though, that’s her preference, she’s playful, she’s upstanding, I can only do so much in my power. I care about her anyway.” 

+ Etc!

“Okay, I’m not taking a single step into your lab until you disinfect it! Also, your not getting a hug from me until you wash your hands! Fingers, whatever!”

Lapis

appearance

“Yo, she’s the drag queen of death! And boy, is it Awesome! She towers over anyone in her path that’s incredible! She will rock the Halloween Season! Those humans won’t know what hit them. Evil in-tack. N.C.P has all the gruesome nasty bloody ambiance of a mad doctor with an experiment gone wrong! Terrible Half Corrupted Infliction infecting her body, Except, She is the mad doctor and the monster. If the storms could talk of their most horrifying peridot to ever plague the earth! NCP, has Razor sharp fangs to boot. Kinda a spooky kink holiday. It’s delightful dark and spooky!” 

personality

“N.C.P has one of the most confident passions in the awful violence, I’ve ever seen, I do sometimes wonder is Topaz confiscates her knives like me. I really like her fuck you humanity attitude upon the world. I can’t say I’m a big fan of these worm sacs either, but I still got to live with’em. NCP, just takes extreme measures in getting exactly what her black heart desires. Whether it’s stealing what she needs from tool stores, experimenting on human organs, making a dark harvest, or living it large at her nice mansion. She’s so confident, sure of herself, and how is this gem doesn’t have her own spin off show? She’s fucking hilarious when she fights with my pint sized Peri. I enjoy every quirky and sadistic side of her so long as no one I know gets hurt.”  

what they mean to my muse

I shortened her name to N.C.P, because she’s not in any way shape or form like the nerdy peridot gems I have seen over the years. N.C.P is one of my closest peridot friends next to Peridot if I’m being honest. That makes her a “Not a common Peridot” Just mix that together. I literally cheer when she disembowels someone! Truly they most likely deserved it. Even if my wife don’t approve hahaha, This gem, right here, is one of my recurring friends that allows to have a sweet side when around Peri which I adore to watch. I suggested these two should try to get close and they did, and now, our family can continue to grow. My two favorite gems in the mix. She’s my bestie.

+Etc

“Hey how do human’s taste girl?”

[nomanicsdak]

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Picnics and Pirates

Neverending Isles

Well, we’re back at it, here in far away, long ago Greece, where I start the game after a long hiatus playing Anthem (don’t @ me). I am finishing up an ice cream sandwich IRL while waiting for things to load up and get immediately assassinated by some bounty hunters, because as it turns out, I am still standing over Podarkes dead bod. When I return from being unsynchronized, I pay for my bounty because I don’t want them hassling me. Now it’s time to get down to business and reacquaint myself to the controls. I still have a gazillion points on the map to explore!

What I remember is that I think I have finished with the Silver Islands, which have lost their sheen after I found out that they don’t let you die there, and I am on a quest to defeat a cult and find my mom so I can find out who my dad is. 

Let us now seek a new side quest so I don’t have to do any of that!

Here we go, I meet up with my pal, Barnabas and he’s giving me the update on Kyra! So they didn’t just fade off into the sunset without saying goodbye after all. I feel better about that since I put all that time in here. She is putting her traitorous dad to rest and is grateful I haven’t told her secret. (The secret of her dad being a murderous traitor thief.)

My Alexios’s opinion is that Podarkes should rot, but that the troops deserve a good story, especially Thaletas who is waiting up the stairs I am told. Barnabas bids me good night as he tells me to relax and party it up for a minute, and now I have a quest called a night to remember. 

I will never be done with the Silver Isles, also, I’m not hookin’ it up with Thaletas, game. You better not still be trying to make that happen!

First, I’m led to Kyra as she lights dad’s funeral pyre. She has complicated feelings about this whole situation, but I encourage her to stay strong and help her peeps so a new Podarkes doesn’t crop up. We head back to the party now.

The bear smuggler is there all touching up on Barnabas’s face. She calls him Barny which is a good nickname for him that I didn’t even think of, because I couldn’t remember his name for several days after I met him. I’m going to steal it. They have bonded over their opposite missing eyes. How nice. Apparently they are in love now. What the hell? I spent so long wandering around these dumb islands that my boat captain has acquired a girlfriend. I can invite her to join the crew, so why not. Everybody wins? Maybe we could use a smuggler.

Once we are done with that love story, I can now breath a sigh of relief, because Kyra and Thaletas are together for reals, and he is no longer awkwardly hitting on me. Yay! Also, he’s over here turning down Spartan generalship in order to settle  on the islands with Kyra. This is quite a thing for a dude who wanted to fight me to prove my Spartaness. Good for them, for now!

I decide to bow out quietly and leave the rebels to their islands without speechifying about it, despite Barny’s wishes. Of course, I can’t leave without Sokrates showing up to say goodbye and philosophizing at me. Until next time, Sokrates! 

But I see new quests…what? I am determined to finish these silver isles though, so I’m heading back across the way to Mykanos now.

Psych! Apparently you can create your own levels in assassin’s creed now, and these silver exclamation points are user created. It’s been so long since I’ve been here there are new game mechanics. Of course in the first one I pick just to see what they’re like, my “one true love”, Thaletas, wants me to assassin someone for him. Even random internet strangers want me to hook up with this dude! Sorry, video game gods, it’s not gonna happen!

I move back to that blasted pirate island with the dagger lady that I attempted earlier in the game and spend the entirety of my gaming night trying to beat it. I KNOW I’ve faced dual wielding rogues before and beat them. This pirate lady is two entire levels below me, so I don’t know why this is so difficult! Bah. One bonus to this location when I finally beat her, is that there is a cultist here! I wasn’t even looking for one! So we get to cross another of those dudes off the cult family tree.

Since we’re laying siege to pirate islands tonight, let’s go find another one. There is a huge one to the west of me, so that is where we head! First a quick stop off at this little nothing island called Lestris. There is a quest item here though. Let’s see if we can find out what quest it belongs to… Huh. Artifact fragments it looks like??? Maybe I should upgrade my spear instead of going to pirate island. 

Just kidding again! I travel all the way back to spear island to find out I need seven artifacts for the next section, but I only have four. Damn. Back to Pirate island I guess.

Yo-Ho-Ho

This place is literally called Pirate Island this time. I thought it might end up in another silver isles situation, but this one only has a couple of quests that don’t lead on an endless string of other quests. It is however, filled with bobcats jumping on my back. Which sucks, because I’m not about killing bobcats, but if they’re going to attack me…

Our first quest is for a little girl. She’s gathering clay for her friends and wants to make them some jewelry, so she asks Alexios if he will go find some pearls and shiny rocks. Sure thing! Helping the children of Greece free of charge are my favorite tasks.

I return to her shack on the hill expecting some more kids, but instead find three huge lumps of clay, and these are her friends. <Insert distressed smiley face here> I was not expecting this innocuous quest to turn tragic, but then again, I never do. Turns out her mother decided to go pirate to get some money and make a better life, but returned with a stab wound. Her last words to her daughter were to be good and make friends. The kid has literally made friends. Out of clay.

All my friends are clay.

I don’t really have the heart to tell this lonely child that her friends are clay lumps and she is delusional and needs to go out and meet real people. I choose to tell her that anybody can be a friend. My bestie is an eagle after all. She thinks that’s pretty cool. Maybe I can inspire all the young girls of Greece to become falconers? (I return a bit later and find her crying, because the rain has washed her friends away, but we cannot interact anymore. Did I do the wrong thing? )

Alexios, Blending right in

Second quest is some dude’s wife picking ceremony. The woman I talk to insists that she loves this man and he loves her. Apparently I get no choice but to think she is a gold digger. Is she? Who knows? An acolyte of Hecate approaches us and offers to make her a love potion. I and Alexios think this is a ridiculous farce, but agree to help anyway. I fetch some shrooms and some some wine and hand it over to the ‘witch’. All she needs now is a lock of the woman’s hair. 

A love potion that causes hair to fall out, but not at the root– The mysterious ways of Hecate, I guess.

I return the next night and our friend is bald! Turns out the witch was merely a rival for the rich dude’s affections, and she has tricked this woman into drinking a sort of poison. It was only supposed to give her a rash, not make all her hair fall out. As to the why of the situation, the witch thinks she deserves this dude because they’ve known each other since childhood, and was just playing the game. The other woman is distraught, obviously.

the witch is way too pleased with her plan

But the show must go on! — This whole prank has rubbed me the wrong way and the ‘witch’s maniacal laughter is really not helping much, but I don’t get many options in the way of a peaceful resolution. It’s either, So sorry about your luck, bald lady, or kill the witch! (My true choice would be to tell the bald woman to forget about the rich dude; he’s not worth it and then hightail it out of there.) I call the guards on the ‘witch’ and hope she’ll just get arrested or something. Naaah. With that choice I get an update to the quest for witch killing. Damn. 

I just stand aside and let the guards do it. 

And that’s everything of note on pirate island! A short and sweet one with surprisingly few pirates! Maybe tomorrow we’ll hunt some cultists so I can upgrade my spear!

I do find one short quest somewhere along the way, but I forget where it was. A woman instructs me to go to a cemetery to find out which God is the most powerful: Apollo (I think? Or was it Ares? Something with an A. I didn’t write this one down!) or Posiden. “A” god has lions which are pretty powerful, but Posiden has like…sharks and krakens. Choices, choices. While I’m figuring this out some dude comes up to me and is absolutely convince I’m going to kill him. Huh? I tell him all is cool, bro, but then he comes after me anyway, because Athena told him it must be.

I didn’t get this memo

Back to the old lady who gave me this dumb quest, and I tell her Athena is the most powerful, because she got this dude to commit suicide by mysthios without lions or sharks. The lady thinks this is all amusing and I don’t even remember if she got the answer she wanted, and I don’t even know if I got any drachmae for it, but there you have it! Moving swiftly onward–

Wading into the Deep End

Update: So it turns out that I didn’t find an artifact on that island, just a clue to find one, which is good, because I need three more to upgrade!  It has led me Achaia and now I can’t find the letter with the clue so… great. Am I even supposed to be here? I guess I’ll go search the coves and see what I can find!  

 I find many enemies that are at least ten levels above me, so–I definitely am not supposed to be here yet!  Also, I’m level 30, how long is this game??? Before I move on to easier targets, I find the sunken temple of Demeter and some Ares boots that I can sell later.  Maybe I’ll tackle the cultist in the arena? I have an actual quest for that, so maybe I’m not too weak for that one? It is in Pephka, and I get to reveal a whole new section of the map if I go there.  So, let’s go!

Ouch!

First, I stop off at an underwater cavern to get some loot and fight some sharks.  Turns out the quest item on that island was not the cultist letter, nor was it an artifact…it was some bricks.  Do I have a quest for bricks??? What? Forget it. I’m going to the arena and resisting the temptation to stop at every island along the way.  In keeping with the theme somehow…it is at a place called Pirate Point.

  Ahh, turns out this is all Barny’s doing.  He thought I should give this arena thing a try, because, obviously, I have nothing else to do.  I talk to a guy named Skoura. I guess I’m here to inspire the crowds to believe in heroes again. I’ll do it!

It’s Skoura!

 Well, I’ll do it up until the point where these other dudes are a higher level than me.  There is a guy at level 50. Damn. Hopefully the cultist makes himself known before then.  Is it Skoura??? I hope not, I kinda like the old dude. Also, I’m going to have to question this whole operation…

 Like, why does Alexios, a single human person (or Demi-god?), have to fight like 20 dudes before I get to my opponent???  He only has to fight me. How fair is that? (I’m just complaining, because I am not good at this, and also this sucks and is no fun, but I won’t rage-quit just yet.)  At least not until–yes, that did it–some upgraded gear did the trick. It is always my downfall.

 After I win my first bout, some dude named Maion approaches me and Skoura.  He’s all about the drachmae, so I don’t trust him.   Hmm. Maybe he’s the cultist? I just want to find him before I get too deep in this arena business. Is that too much to ask?  But there are only two out of five guys at my level or below.

Yeah, the one guy is going to be it for the arena for now.  Excuse me while I go grind, thank you very much.

A Tale of Two Brothers

Here’s a novel Idea–Let’s get on with the story.  Did I say I was going to investigate Alkibiades clue?  Let’s do that! Off to Korinth we go! There are lots of undiscovered locations here. *rubs hands together in anticipation*

First thing I find is a bandit camp, which I think is going to be a simple affair not worth mentioning, but instead there is a quest there.  I rescue some dude named Lykinos who has no idea why these bandits were shaking him down. I have to carry him to get him away. Let’s return him to his dad before I accidentally kill him trying to put him on the ground (I forgot which button puts people down!) and see what journey I have to go on now. 

Okay, dude is an Athenian poet.  When we get him home safe, and sound, it turns out that the bandit’s killed dad!  Sad. We find this out because Lykinos’s brother–some call him Tim–shows up to tell us. He’s all aggro about it, probably because Lykinos has been swanning around Athens writing poems instead of being there at home / fighting wars. Now I get to do favors for both of them.

Lykinos cannot believe this shit

Tim wants me to get some Athenian armor from a vendor, and this can’t possibly be as easy to do as it sounds.  Lykinos wants revenge. Even Alexios sounds weary with that idea, because he’s trying to convince Lykinos nobody wants any more bloodshed. He agrees, that’s why he’s hiring me. Gee, thanks, fella.

  I go to the merchant and it turns out that that dad sold his armor, or maybe this guy is trying to cheat me? Whatevs. Buy all the armor! I only spend money on upgrades (if I remember to) and paying off my own bounties anyway.

  Armor in hand, I head off to dispatch the bandits.  When I get to their camp, I find them besieged by a pack of wolves.  Maybe if I sneak hard enough, the wolves will do all the work for me???  All right, I am not that lucky or good at sneaking, but these dudes aren’t that difficult. I find a letter in the camp that says dear old dad owed these bandits a lot of money. Loan sharkin’ it up again, I see. I wonder if there’s a bigger badder shark behind these guys? 

Spoiler: There is not. I’m always overthinking these sidequest plots.

 What I do know is that I’m apparently staying for this funeral even after revealing the truth of dad’s shady business dealings.  Tim wants me to get oil for an offering, and Lykinos thinks I should get some wine. He seems confused about what the oil’s for though, and there’s a lot of tension between these bros. We shall see! I get both offerings and complete a location.

  When I return to my friends, they are having a brotherly blow up, like brothers do. After I give them a pep talk about being there for one another, because they’re all they’ve got left, it is time to go. Or is it?

Now Hug it Out!

 Because, are these bros vibing on Alexios, or is it just me?  Well, Lykinos wants to meet up with me later anyway. Winkity, wink?? Like, the last dude that wanted to see me after a quest was complete, I ended up with a bed of rose petals.  

  Aaahahah.  Lykinos wants to make me dinner.  I TOLD you. First I have to hunt down some deers, and when I meet him it’s on this picturesque overlook at sunset. Geez. Well, played, poet man. Dinner and a view–I think this hits the sweet spot right between a overly-sentimental bed of rose petals and goat orgy. I actually like this guy, so let’s do it! 

But first a chat about Lykinos being a lying liar who lies. See, turns out he didn’t come back just to visit the fam. Actually, he just failed at being an artist in the big city. He didn’t want to tell his family so as not to disappoint them, and he didn’t want to tell me, because he was trying to impress me. He doesn’t know what he’s going to do know, because he’s not exactly the fighting type. I tell him he should become a cook because this venison meal he’s made is A+++

Are You serious right now?

Alright! Heart to heart over; we fade to black and return the next morning with Alexios all by himself again.  Such is the life of a mercenary! It’s on to the next quest I suppose.

[elvencantation]

VIXX 101: A Crash Course

inspired by this post

special thanks to @hongbins-wife​ for helping with ken and chiming in about hogbin’s dramas! & @poorunfortunateseouls for letting your inner ravi stan run wild, and opening up about your experiences with hyuk as your bias wrecker!

N/Cha Hakyeon

also known as Leader N! (and sometimes mother cha) he’s the main dancer, and a proud parent. has the voice of a goddamn angel, and when he dances? let’s just say eros would be proud. he’s just so goddamn elegant and graceful I really don’t understand it? basically he’s protective and loving but also somehow seductive with his voice and body and everything? came up with stage name N! Inspired by ‘fate’ [in-yeon] in Korean, so the ‘yeon’ in ‘Hakyeon’ also took that form.

he’s very hardworking and eloquent in speaking for the group, and really he deserves all the love and recognition! he has darker skin than most of the members which sometimes he gets picked on about but he’s more confident about it (which is good because his skin is gorgeous) he also kept a diary when he was a trainee of his hopes and dreams and achievements and apparently it’s one of his most prized possessions! how fucking precious is that im gonna die

Leo/Jung Taekwoon

the lead singer (my soul soars and my skin clears with each and every high note) and precious shy kitten. he may seem aloof sometimes because he doesn’t know how to react or is overwhelmed, but flowers actually bloom when this boy smiles (proof). he used to be really camera shy, but being in musicals (Monte Christo and Mata Hari) helped with that! and also helped in killing me because GODDAMN gorgeous does he look good in period clothing?

this boy loves his lattes (hence his nickname latte-fairy)! he’s the oldest member after N and they sometimes act like the parents of the group. knows taekwondo and won championships swimming and boxing?? loves children!! see his video with his nephew (melt my heart) and is easily embarrassed, which is when you are likely to see the top of his head. also a drama queen and is usually the target of Hyuk’s shenanigans (not that he doesn’t deserve it sometimes)

 okay ill move on now or ill never stop. he’s my bias and he’s too precious and attractive and can move his body like nobody’s business (see chained up) kill me

Ken/ Lee Jaehwan

main vocalist and king of aegyo! also called ken-jumma because he acts like an old woman sometimes. (but he also is called Power soul vocalist, Kenchopper, 4D Ken, Kenneth, and Kenyonce). he is incredibly extra and a goddamn sweetheart but then also turns around to stop starlights’ hearts? like for example being in the Boys over Flowers musical and apparently the Prince in Cinderella?? and recently Hamlet! he’s just really the most cheerful precious dorky flower ever ok and could probably make a rock laugh/blush

Ken is super suuuuper good at acting and I recommend checking out the musicals and dramas he’s been in! (that includes Boarding House #24 for a drama suggestion!)

Ken has two older brothers as well! His favorite foods include: instant foods and chocolate~ He’s also really great at drawing (he draws the little heads in the beginning of VIXXTV). Kenneth has also won multiple awards for song-writing. He wanted to become a voice actor if being an idol didn’t work out~

Ravi/ Kim Wonshik

im gonna turn it over to my bestie @poorunfortunateseouls​ who is Ravi-biased and loves this goddamn dork:

alright, let the Ravi bias take over, *cracks knuckles*

vixx’s main rapper. Is well versed in the art of body rolling and spitting mad rhymes. Loves his cool, collected, and manly persona but will not kill any bug, they are his kryptonite. Protect this baby. Doesn’t know what shirts are. Is an avid shorts enthusiast. Tends to be put in stupid hats. Vixx song hype man. Adores saying his name before he raps, literally cannot resist saying his own name. Desperately wants love from all things, especially dogs, please love him, he can’t handle not being an animal’s favorite. Enjoys tattoos (YOLO. on his chest.) and having a flaming question mark on his face because he is secretly the riddler.

Abs. Just abs. Acts embarrassed but wants you to see them because damn they were hard to get and yes, you like them. Talents and works under-appreciated. Is incredibly dedicated to both his solo music and vixx’s tracks. Very thoughtful about the music he produces, hard worker. Has a great back and a killer face, watch out, he’ll snatch you with those raps of his and you will thank him because he is lovely. (also he’s in love with Ken. but can you really blame him?)

Bean/ Lee Hongbin

precious cinnamon roll, literal human sunshine! the visual of the group, has a range so low it shakes me to the bone, and in general ruins my life with his goddamn dimples and that time he had pink hair?? he also took a photography class? looks absolutely drop dead gorgeous as a girl. is a giant dork and once said he was wearing green because he was a bean

is literally the sweetest? Leo fell during a race and bean ran over and cheered him to the finish line! giant Park Hyo Shin fanboy, which is precious, and knows a lot of girl group songs that he likes to sing along to. wanted to be a veterinarian if he hadn’t been a singer? how fucking precious is that? basically he’s a puppy in human form, but can be very savage, which is incredibly confusing

Hongbin also really hates couples but has had past relationships before debuting! HONGBIN IS ALSO A GREAT ACTOR??? LIKE ALL THE DRAMA’S HE’S BEEN IN I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM STRUGGLE???? (drama’s he’s been in are: Glorious Day, Moorim School, What’s Up With These Kids?,  and soon to be in the newest drama called ‘Wednesday 3:30pm’) He used to be an MC for SBS mTV’s ‘The Show’ from March 3rd, 2015 - October 13th, 2015 with T-ara’s Jiyeon and Super Junior’s Zhou Mi.

Hyuk/ Han Sanghyuk

the maknae!! precious, dancer and also has a gorgeous voice. mesmerizes with his dance moves. sexy out of nowhere after him being so cute? also shot up and is one of the tallest members and constantly picks people up (especially Leo) because suddenly now he has muscles? likes to tease his hyungs and think he’s a grown man, which amuses everyone (especially Ken). he apparently once danced to Super Hero while he was sleeping and cosplayed as Sasuke from Naruto with his cousin!!

-Hyuk advocate and best friend chiming in again-

A problem. Seems like a small, innocent, silly baby but it’s part of his mischievous maknae game. Don’t fall for it. Stacked. That’s just science talking. A dork, wants to make people laugh and isn’t afraid to be silly. Great voice. Don’t sleep on his sexy vocals, boys got pipes. Impulsive but sweet. Is a ray of sunshine but will burn you as he flips from giggly boy next door mode to mr. steal yo girl in 3 seconds flat. Hard to pin down, needs to pick a lane because you will get whiplash staning this bulky man-child. Cute to dreamboat at the drop of a hat. And that hat is probably Ravi’s. (any hat)

fun facts:

- here are the origins of their stage names if you’re interested!

-look here for some of their interactions as a group and fall in love with all of them in the process probably

-VIXX stands for Voice, Visual, Value in Excelsis!!

- the fandom is called ST☆RLIGHT and are probably the most humble and respectful fans I’ve ever encountered!

- here are some incorrect quotes i’ve done with them if you want an easy way to try to get to know some of their personality traits!

if this creates any new starlights (or just makes you laugh) i will be very happy 🌟

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Reign 4.01 - “With Friends Like These”

we’re back!!!!!!!

i’m glad that this episode featured mary doing so much cool stuff in a wedding dress. like giving a poor lad a serious case of the vapors from her lady wiles, and chopping a guy in the guts with an ax, and stealing a horse, and adventuring through the woods, and ordering the very sudden decapitation of an earl.

i don’t know if i’m going to be able to keep all the dark haired dudes straight this season. i mean, i’ll always recognize gideon because he’s my fave, but all the other ones???? i just don’t know. i guess i’m sort of morbidly looking forward to darnley’s inevitable terribleness.

so, i was like, “why do i hate mary’s brother so much? i mean, other than that he’s power hungry and untrustworthy and he generally sucks ... OH MY GOD, AT CERTAIN ANGLES HE LOOKS LIKE CHRISTOPHER HAYDEN.” so there u go. i did think mary and james’ interaction in this episode was quite compelling in a way that i have not found anything james-related to be yet, so that was good.

also, please don’t let greer and mary’s brother have a thing. as soon as they were in the same scene together, my brain screamed DANGER, DANGER!, even though it was pretty much purely exposition-y (with a bit of dude-you’re-naked discomfort).

elizabeth looking at the orphaned child of her by-her-own-hand-slain prisoner-slash-bestie-slash-future-wife was rough on the feels, yo. i will be hoping for an appearance from taunting ghost lola for the rest of reign’s days.

oh lola. :’( we loved and loved and lost you.

when 2017 brings me stress, i will just think of lord castleroy hangin’ out with greer’s bb girl (was it rose?) and living a life of peace. that is, until greer receives the unfortunate news that they have both died of Being On Reign disease.

i was so worried about claude’s new love interest becoming that marcel de guise fella, so having claude instead try to stab him at a party and then having catherine very efficiently make him dead was just awesome. a+. (p.s. LEITH LIVES!!!!!!! IF WE AIN’T SEEN THE DEFINITELY DEAD BODY, HE AIN’T DEAD. i will embrace this conspiracy theory until canon pries it from my figurative hands. i just want ONE HAPPY COUPLE to come out of this show okay, and i think it should be them. and also greer and castleroy. oh man. don’t make me choose. asking for two happy couples is too much, isn’t it?)

also, sometimes i feel like catherine must miss henry a little bit, like when no one else is as into her let’s-make-this-murder-look-like-a-suicide plots as she is. #terriblesoulmates 

catherine has a new daughter and she’s a bomb girl!!!

glad don carlos got to make a little appearance there.

looking forward to the next 15 episodes! *\o/*