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[b0nten]

GINGERBREAD HOUSES

[SYNOPSIS] ˚⁀➷｡ building gingerbread houses with the tr boys!!

[NOTES] ˚⁀➷｡ if you guys want any other character included juat comment and i’ll add them!! happy late christmas <3

ABSOLUTELY DEVOURS : you would have never thought he would take this seriously, but he did. he prepares the frosting, asks you about where you want the candies to be put and what aesthetic you want to go for. he’s THE architect of gingerbread houses and trust, he will make that house the sturdiest one the earth has ever seen. don’t be fooled though, he’s still gonna dip his finger in that frosting and smudge it on your face, but not before he makes you happy by finishing the house.

➷｡ TAKEOMI , RAN, DRAKEN, CHIFUYU, INUPI, MITSUYA, KAKUCHO

tries his… best: he’s still sloppy with it, and the frosting melts until he understands what you want the house to look like, but he tries his best best — runs to put the melting frosting in the fridge in hopes of saving it, tries to be extra careful with his movements — but it all seems in vain. the house looks like an old shed that’s about to fall, but at least he made you laugh.

➷｡ BAJI, RINDOU, KOKO, HAKKAI, MOCHI, SHINICHIRO, ANGRY, IZANA, SANZU, KAZUTORA

doesn’t take it seriously… at all: he’s not being mean on purpose, but he really can’t fathom building that gingerbread house successfully. the gingerbread smells funky, you’ve left him the task of preparing the frosting which in all honesty was the worst idea ever — it’s sloppy, it’s clumpy— and he’s already eaten half of the candies you guys were supposed to use as decor while you’re exasperating on the floor, next to him. but he looks at you, smiling, and you burst out laughing, rolling on the carpet and he joins too and you’re both left a giggling mess.

➷｡ HANMA, MIKEY, WAKASA, SMILEY, SHION

[kazutora-kurokawa]

random but tr boys with reader who keeps calling them “chat”

TokRev w/ Reader Who Calls Them "Chat"

♡ SFW, gn reader, a bunch of characters I ain't about to tag 😔 ♡

note: I know I said the last request was my last for the day but this one was begging to be finished now 😭

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🗨️ Confused as hell, have no clue what you're talking about or if you're even talking to them at all

♡ Draken, Akkun, Mochi, Yuzuha, Emma, Inui, Benkai, Kakucho

🗨️ Think you said cat and are now searching for a cat that doesn't exist

♡ Baji, Chifuyu, Michi, Tora, Takuya, Hina, Shinichiro

🗨️ Know exactly what you're talking about and probably call you chat too

♡ Makoto, Yamagishi, Michi, Senju, Sanzu, Mikey, Shion, Hanma

🗨️ Don't care enough to figure out what you're yapping about

♡ Taiju, Wakasa, Izana, Takeomi, Mucho, Koko, South, Kisaki

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Taglist

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies @manji-hoe @southside-otaku @xxchthonicreaturexx @evergreen-endo @hanmaslilslut @dystop4in14nd @mysouleaten

[h8ani]

Tokyo Revengers Headcanons

Crack Edition: Moody GF On Her Period

Requested!

A/N - I hope 4 headcanons was enough! Feel free to request again! PSA this is my first headcanon so bare with me

Credits! The dividers were made by @benkeibear if you’re ever in need of any borders or dividers :)

𝙈𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙮 𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙤

This man will do everything in his power to NOT piss you off

For someone as dangerous and terrifying as he is

Hearing the slam of the front door has his knees buckling

The house being a mess was a constant argument with you two and the last thing he needs is the demon coming out of you

The house is spotless

Laundry folded and put away

Breakfast, lunch & dinner made to perfection just for you

You have this man feeling pressure from the moment he wakes up when he hears you groan in pain from your cramps

He’s scrubbing the counter tops one morning focused on cleaning when he turns around and flinches so hard he slips once he sees you

“Why’d you fall?”

“Floors looked dirty, needed to clean ‘em…”

𝙈𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙮𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞

Mans has your period symptoms and remedies down to a T

Your cravings are no joke

Hangry AF

24/7

No breaks in between at all

All of Toman fears your time of the month and they only know it’s time when they see Mitsuya carrying a bag of snacks with him

While he’s in his meetings you have the bag to yourself

But when everyone is conversing and you catch Smiley joking around with you and you don’t find it funny at all

That boy swore he saw his last day

That is until Mitsuya comes by and hands you a bag of your favorite chips

Anger diminished

Crisis averted

Smiley can live to see another day

You turn to look for another snack when you see a pack of cookies waiting for you on the steps of the shrine

Then a few more steps and you see a drink

And then more snacks

And more

What you’ll think of as a treasure hunt to find all of your snacks is actually Mitsuya leaving a bunch of snacks for you to distract you

All of Toman is in his debt for this

𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙢𝙖 𝙎𝙝𝙪𝙟𝙞

He actually likes your cranky side

Mainly because he actually doesn’t bother you and it’s everyone else that has to watch out for you

You’re fairly okay when it comes to your period

You can do things and move around, so that didn’t stop you from asking Hanma to go to the farmers market with you

You make it through the entire trip without flipping out on anyone

That is until Hanma is paying for the groceries and items you two found when he hears a loud thump and a groan come from behind him

He turns to see you beating a grown man with a single pineapple

Where you found another he doesn’t know because the one you picked out was in his bag

He just watches you destroy the pineapple against the defenseless man because man, it was a sight to see

He only picks you up once he hears the man make a sexist comment

Hanma saw your eyes dart to the broom display a few feet away and he could only imagine what you were planning to do with those

𝙍𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙞

Ran is probably the worst one to be around on your period

He thinks everything is just so funny

You’re overly emotional? He laughs

Because “Why are you crying at the chef boyardee commercial?”

“He found his way back home! He was left behind!”

He finds you most amusing when your anger spikes

Because why is his sweet little girlfriend turning into a demon of the night

You were snapping at him, snapping at his brother, you even snapped at the poor couch pillows going as far as chucking it across the room causing a glass to break

After that Ran’s eyes locked on his brother who was behind you with a cross necklace hanging from his hand and a squirt bottle

Rindou began chanting “Begone Satan!” while spritzing you with the squirt bottle

Let’s just say the necklace was now broken and Rindou was soaked, bottle now empty

Ran just sat back and watched while his brother now believed that the devil was in fact inside of you

[bleach-your-panties]

tr characters that would growl and shake their heads side to side while eating the pussy:

: SHION, smiley, HANMA, yamagishi, takemichi, BAJI, kazutora, PEH-YAN, TAIJU, ran, mikey, MAKOTO

[nejibaby]

crush culture

Pairing: Wakasa Imaushi x Reader

Word count: 1.2k

Description: everybody knows about your crush on wakasa, including the man himself.

The art of subtlety is a skill you have yet to acquire. With that said, everyone you know is able to read you like an open book.

In the recent chapters of the book that is your life, it says that you have feelings for your friend, Wakasa Imaushi.

You know it.

Benkei knows it.

Takeomi knows it.

Shinichiro knows it.

Even Wakasa himself knows it, as embarrassing as it sounds.

Though technically, they’re all assuming you like Wakasa, but without your confirmation, it’s just that: an assumption.

Even though your feelings for him are indeed true and definite, you refuse to admit it to anyone out loud. You won’t allow them to tease you more than they already have.

But for whatever reason, you could tell that the founding members of the Black Dragon gang are conniving with each other to somehow get you to confess, which is a real mystery to you, because what is there to gain from it?

You know he doesn’t like you like that, and you’ve already accepted the fact that heartache comes with continuing this friendship with him, so what’s the point? Why risk a perfectly good friendship over something as trivial as your crush for Wakasa?

Unless…

No, you refuse to go down that path. There’s a reason why Hope is in Pandora’s box in the first place.

You click your tongue and focus on the task at hand, which is sterilizing Shinichiro’s wounds.

“What happened this time, Shin? Did you instigate a fight? Got ambushed? Flirted with a taken woman?”

Shinichiro grunts. “‘S not important.”

You scoff, dabbing the disinfectant harder to his open wound.

“Ow! That hurts!”

“You should’ve known better than lying to my face,” you mumble.

“Don’t worry about it. It really isn’t important.”

“Shin, you have a black eye,” you deadpan. “And you were limping when you got here. I’m pretty sure whoever did this intended to hurt you.”

He doesn’t refute your claims. He just waits until you’re done patching him up.

“Thanks,” he says after you murmur you’re done. He stands to his full height and starts walking towards your door, but you grab his wrist before he can even cross your room.

“Where do you think you’re going?”

“Home?”

“I don’t think so, mister,” you frown. “Stay here for the night. If you aren’t going to tell me what really happened, you’re going to sleep here and wait ‘til morning before you can leave. I’d rather have you spend the night than have you ambushed again.”

Shinichiro sweats, and you can tell he’s about to turn down your offer. “I—”

You glare at him. “No ifs or buts! Now go lay down in bed and sleep or else I’ll knock you down.”

There isn’t really much he can do to sway you when you’re this upset. So he lays on the other side of your bed and patiently waits for you to fall asleep before slipping out of your place.

The next day, someone knocks on his door. He sluggishly walks towards it with his eyes closed, and opens it without a thought. “Mmh?”

“Waka really did beat you up, huh?” He hears Benkei laugh at him.

Shinichiro groans without even putting effort into opening his eyes. He just walks back to his bed blindly and slams his body to it.

“Ah, did you knock out in an alley somewhere last night? I went to check up on you but you weren’t here.”

With sleep laced in his tone, he murmurs the tale of how he went to your house to get his wounds treated and how you won’t allow him to leave your place in the middle of the night.

He almost falls back to sleep with the lack of response from Benkei, but he jolts awake when he hears Wakasa gritting his teeth and saying, “You what?”

He swiftly stands upright and gapes at a fuming Wakasa. He internally curses himself for not bothering to open his eyes earlier and for running his mouth.

Wakasa Imaushi is jealous enough of him and his closeness to you as it is, and hearing what had just happened makes him want to punch Shin’s face again.

“Nothing happened!” Shinichiro is quick to clear it out, but Wakasa’s not hearing it.

“Quit going behind my back!” Wakasa is seething and Benkei is holding him back from attacking their leader. “You know damn well we have something going—”

“Am I interrupting something?”

You’re leaning against the door frame with your arms crossed.

Wakasa pulls away from Benkei’s grip and scoffs. His anger quickly fizzles down at the sight of you.

Shinichiro, on the other hand, sighs in relief at your impeccable timing. He decides then and there that you’re his savior.

Benkei eases the awkward air. “Shin and Waka were just… play fighting. Yeah, play fighting…”

You turn to look at the two men with a questioning look, and find them nodding at you.

You roll your eyes. Wakasa is an awfully good liar. Unfortunately for him, Shinichiro is terrible at it. So you naturally don’t believe them, but you decide it’s better to leave it at that.

“Whatever,” you frown at them. You then sit on Shinichiro’s bed and point a finger at Wakasa. “You better go easy on him. He was already limping last night. I don’t think a night’s worth of rest would be enough for him to recover.”

Wakasa hides the way he’s clenching his fists inside his pocket. He hates how he can’t quell his jealousy no matter how hard he tries. So he opts not to say a word. He just keeps his eyes on you.

It’s unnerving.

But he’s so pretty, it leaves you breathless.

You look away from him when you feel the heat creeping up your neck from the intensity of his gaze.

You’ve always been like this with him. It’s impossible for you to keep eye contact with him longer than necessary without being flustered.

You can almost hear Takeomi snickering and whispering “The Wakasa Effect” by your ear, even when he’s not around.

“Well, anyway, we just dropped by to tell you that Takeomi wants to celebrate our win against that puny gang the other day at the bar downtown,” Benkei says.

Despite not being a member of the gang, Benkei tells you, “You can come along too.”

Without any other plans for the day, you suppose you can join them. “You pickin’ me up, Shin?” You ask.

Shinichiro averts his eyes quickly, only to meet the glare of Wakasa. He clears his throat, “Uh, I can’t! I still have to drop by somewhere else. But I’m sure Waka can drive you there.”

You bite your lip to stop yourself from calling Shinichiro a traitor. And you have to acknowledge that it takes a whole new level of self-control not to strangle him for putting you on the spot like this.

Wakasa hums. “You sure you wanna ride with me?”

Your real answer is a big red NO. You’re pretty sure you’d combust on the spot if you’d be that close to him. In all honesty, you’d very much prefer to be swallowed whole by the earth over that.

But perhaps this would be a good chance for you to try and desensitize yourself from him, hence you find yourself croaking a “Yes, Waka.”

He smirks at you and you feel your entire body shutdown.

With that, Benkei drags Wakasa out the door and leaves you with Shinichiro in silence.

For an entire minute, you could only blink owlishly at the space where Wakasa stood. And when your brain finally recovers from his lethal attack, you pounce on Shinichiro, screaming, “How could you?!”

a/n: part 2???

feedback and reblogs are appreciated!

[movedtolilmouzee]

Hello! I hope your doing well, and uh I'd like to request on how bonten would react to an s/o who has like a TON of plushies? Like there are plushies on the bed, shelves, desks and all. You don't have to do all of them tho

Take care!

𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔬𝔯 ℌ𝔞𝔱𝔢?...

Mikey wouldn't even be fazed by them, honestly he won't even notice them. Mikey would be more surprised about how much time you've spent on collecting them, he can't really get behind the entire idea of spending so much effort on something, he doesn't mind it just as long as it makes you happy. Mikey is honestly used to things such as this because of emma.

Sanzu finds them cute and plays with them like dolls. The moment he stepped into your room and saw the amount of stuffed plushes and animals you had, he couldn't help himself when grabbing two and making them act like superheros and villains fighting each other. Sanzu would absolutely try taking the cutest ones or even the limited ones. Either get ready for a war or to show sanzu where you got half your collection from.

Kokonoi understands having a collection of something and offers to pay for any others you want. It could be the most expensive, biggest, smallest, or limited plush and he'd want to buy it for you. Send him a photo of what you want and it'd be on your bed in an hour.

Once Kakucho sees how many you have and how little space you have wanted to get you another room so you could keep growing your collection. Kakucho settled for building you a few more shelves that could hold the bigger plushes that you have.

Rindou acts like he doesn't care about them and doesn't even know that they exist but he almost immediately gets interested and fascinated by their names and stories they come with, and what you've come up with. Rindou will never admit it to you and will take this information to his grave but just know anytime you have a new one he will 100% be happy to hear all about it.

Ran is typical ran. He almost immediately asked if you named one after him, if you say yes for your own sake he will never let it go. Ran has no shame in being jealous that you cuddle with them at night instead of him. Please don't try and cuddle with ran and a plush at the same time, this man will literally throw a tantrum, throw the poor plush on the ground and make you give him like 50 kisses to "make" it up to him. He's annoying.

Mochi was honestly a little startled when he first saw, he thought you were joking when you mentioned how many plushes you had. Mochi did grow to love your plushes though, he finds then adore and doesn't mind buying you more for the fun of it.

Takeomi found it silly at first but seeing how happy you were he never said anything and found himself looking at some he could buy to surprise you with. He doesn't understand why you love them so much but he likes the challenge of finding new ones for you.

[headintheclouds-posts]

Just Chifuyu cracking the code to girls 🤷‍♀️

[notyourd0lly]

Imagine BONTEN with a S/O who always pipes in during the meetings when violence comes into play or when someone begins their inner villain wannabe bad boy monologue and when things get too serious for their liking, to ease up tension they're always putting in their two cents like:

"Naww Jit thinks he's the Alpha 😧😕😰😨"

"Nahhh.. Bros got me recordin a crime.. They gon lock me up too, thas crazy

🧍‍♀️📷 / 🧍📷"

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The crime:

[sirthisisa-wendys]

ok so this is gonna be silly and i apologize for it being a long one but i was inspired by jonny devaney lol. tokyorev characters of your choice break into a house to steal but instead of coming to an empty house, they meet reader.

how do they react to instead of reader being scared and alerting 911, reader either: 1. laughs and helps look for the money cause she's broke too, or 2. goes "dude the next door neighbor is richer, let's rob them together"

I gotchu! Crack fiction, here we come!

Robbing Robbers: Tenjiku/Toman x Fem!Reader

wc: 367

tw: just plain ol' shits n giggles

masterlist

Toman: laughs and helps look for the money cause she's broke too

Baji would be the one to unlock the door, no question

Mikey would follow behind him - confident as ever-, but when he sees you on the couch in the dark, he'd stop and just *stare*

"Uh..." is everyone's response, especially Mitsuya and Draken

You all just sit and stand and stare for like a whole minute

Then finally, you sit your phone down and speak up

"I don't have anything important in here"

"No money?" Chifuyu wonders, holding the crowbar aloft

"Unless..." You look around the apartment slowly. "You guys want to help me find it?"

Cue all of the boys doing a very long, arduous process of searching through your things and somehow leaving the apartment cleaner than when they found it

"I FOUND TWO NICKLES UNDER A COUCH CUSHION"

Everyone begins to fight for the two nickels

Hakkai somehow wins them and walks out of the apartment with a smug smile on his face

Tenjiku: "dude the next-door neighbor is richer; let's rob them together"

it had been a complete accident

The boys in Tenjiku showed up at the WRONG HOUSE AGAIN, thanks to Shion's "bad directions"

"Think you're looking for the guy next door," you tell them, thumbing over to the house outside of the window

When they see the house across the street, there's a collective "oh" that goes around

Ran grabs Rindou and is halfway out the door when you tell Izana that you know how to get into his house, too

"The key is under the front doormat"

Kakucho picks up the potted plant that Mochi knocked over when they burst into your home on the way out

Mochi is the last one out, and he knocks over the plant again by accident (net zero good deeds done)

Shion likes to think that he's the best at getting inside a house, but Rindou proves him wrong every time (Rin uses the front door instead of attempting to use the chimney...?)

You follow the guys across the street because 1. you need money, and 2. you're already an accessory to a crime, why not just do the whole shebang?

[woyoyw]

Tokyo revengers incorrect quotes

Emma: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Draken: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Emma:

Emma: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives-

[katsune-nya]

Hina: I'm cold.

Michi: ... H-here, take my jacket :).

*Meanwhile*

Emma: I'm cold.

Draken: I can't control the weather, Emma.

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Honestly, a crack pairing. But imagine Tenjiku! Hanma & Sanzu thirsting over Reader? A boastful, adrenaline junkie and a quiet menace to society? Both of them pining over Reader and trying to ask them out … sigh they’d probably find out about eachother easily because of Sanzu’s infinity for stalking those he likes and Hanma… being Hanma 😖

Tenjiku!Hanma and Tenjiku!Sanzu Trying To Win Over Reader

♡ SFW, gn reader, Sanzu and Hanma being sassy menaces, stalking, arguing, mentions of Kisaki, Mucho, Izana, and Kaku ♡

note: this was such a good idea lol, thanks for requesting anon 🩷 also sorry for being so late, my requests are backed up like 15 deep and I've been busy with mostly boring, semi-cool life stuff (also I just binged wind breaker and I'm in love with it lol)

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🏵️ They argue about who saw you first, then proceed to try to call dibs on you and then argue about who got dibs (absolute dumbasses)

🌸 Sanzu asks Mucho for advice on how to ask you out

🏵️ Hanma goes to Kisaki for advice and Kisaki tells him to not be himself 😭

🌸 Both approach you at the same time and then give each other dirty looks

"What are ya looking at maskie?"

"I'm looking at you, you damn zombie."

🏵️ Hanma openly follows you around, asking you random questions and trying to figure you out

🌸 Sanzu is a lot more discreet and will gather info by stalking you around town, he'll occasionally pop up at the same places as you and pretend it was a coincidence

🏵️ If you ever need a ride they're always available, they literally fight over who gets to drive you places

"Y/n doesn't want to ride on your deathtrap of a bike!"

"Okay, at least I'm not a wannabe chauffeur ♡"

🌸 At each other's necks constantly because of you, to the point where Izana intervenes

"If this goes on any longer I'm gonna lose my mind-"

"More than you already have?" - Kaku

"... please just pick one of them, or better yet reject them both."

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@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies @manji-hoe

[urfavslav]

shion is so goofy around you, kinda klutzy if you ask me. he will trip over himself trying trying get your attention . . . 💀 making jokes and telling you crazy stories that are mostly untrue and full of embellishments just to see your beautiful smile. while in tenjiku ,, he keeps you 10 feet away from ran at all times ,, the first time he saw ran talking to you he rushed over to stop interaction at all costs. he just really likes your company and doesn't want to loose you to someone else. just stay with him, kay ?

★ all works belong to @urfavslav , do not repost on anywhere else with or without credit, do not plagiarise. thank you !

[animeangel21]

Nothing But the Truth.

Slightly very suggest 18+ material, crack, talks about sex, experiences, etc.. way too much to list here so just read it.

Summary: once upon a time you were all hanging out at a bar with your friends of a few years. A good ole game you made up in college called ‘Nothing but the truth’ makes the night so much interesting.

“Guys not for nothing, but you’re all a bunch of old men and I’m bored” you stated after stocking up all the shot glasses in a pyramid and then disassembling it while listening to them all talk about whatever the conversation kept changing to.

“Well princess y/n what do you suggest we do?” Draken said from Next to you with Mitsuya right next to him.

“Well, rather than playing truth or dare I think we should go back to my college days and play a little game.” You stated with a small smile on your face looking around the table and the only skeptical look you received was from Chifuyu who went to the same college.

“Y/n which game are we talking about? Cause if I recall, we played a lot and they aren’t fun for anyone except you”

“HEY! they were only fun for me cause I was willing to participate with no hesitation unlike other people!” You stated with your hands up defensively.

“Alright let me explain, the game is called ‘Nothing but the truth’ sex edition. someone at the table is allowed to ask you something about your life and if you choose not to answer it then that person also gets to give you a dare. Simple. And there’s no tricks..unless you’re not an open book.”

“Alright, fair enough” Hinata says and everyone else agrees slowly.

“OH, every person asking the question must start off with ‘tell us nothing but the truth and the whole truth’ then ask your question” you said smiling at the rest of the table.

“Well, since I know for a fact nobody will volunteer, I’ll go first” Smiley said and inupi looked at him with a smirk. “Okay Nahoya, tell us nothing but the truth and the whole truth, tell us all the most embarrassing thing you’ve done while having sex.” Inupi said and his twin just looked at him with a face saying he already knew what was going to happen.

“Well, I’m not doing anything because I’m already almost drunk might as well.”

“This will be interesting.” Mitsuya says placing his elbows on the table and his chin on the palm of his hands.

“So, I had a girl over and wasn’t exactly planning on doing anything but with the way everything was playing out it just happened she was feeling me up and asked to take it to the bedroom. Eventually, she gets to undressing and I asked her to sit on my face and that’s where it went south”

“I see this going one of 3 ways and every single one of them seems pretty bad” Hakkai said with a slightly disappointed face.

“Well, when she did you have to do a..smell test, and let’s just say she didn’t smell the best and I may or may not have not only said it out loud but I gagged.. very loud as well.”

Everyone at the table laughed and had looks of shock on their faces.

“It’s the fact that you were not only honest with her BUT, You gagged as well. It must’ve been bad” Kazutora said trying to hold back more laughter.

“ I heard her screaming at him and I was clueless to the situation and I heard a very loud slap and she ran out the place mumbling something about him being an Asshole.” Souya stated looking at his twin.

“Wait, wait, so what happen when she was yelling at you and what happen after.” Takemichi asked recovering from his laughing fit.

“I told her I was sorry, I told her we could still hang out and asked if she wanted to shower with me. Then she yelled at me about how immature I was, slapped me and called me a dick and left” he said with a shrug of his shoulders.

You on the other hand didn’t stop laughing for a few moments. “YOU ARE A DICK! But, kudos to you for being honest.” You raised your hands in defense while laughing.

“I remember walking into the room to see him in his boxers with a red cheek” souya said which caused the table to erupt and in laughter again.

“Okay enough about me. Inupi, tell us nothing but the truth and the whole truth about the time and place you were caught doing the deed” Nahoya stated with a smirk on his face.

“Oh my god.. I can’t believe you’re gonna make me say that.” Inupi said and Takemichi gave him a pay on the back. “It’s Y/n’s game you should’ve known what you’re getting into” Chifuyu stated with crossed arms.

“Don’t shoot the messenger fuyu, I had a lot of things I wanted to know about people.”

“You were always the ring leader for that game too, I remember you wanted to play at my birthday celebration and someone ended up jumping into my neighbors pool naked.” Hakkai said looking at you from across the table.

“Yes, your brother tried to Kill me after that cause your neighbors were pretty mad but, they could’ve said the truth, cause it will set you free fuckers”

“If that’s your logic I don’t think we should play with you anymore” Draken added on.

“Don’t be a bunch of pussies! Now, Inupi tell us where you were caught fucking” you stated pointing at him.

“Alright! And don’t say fucking you weirdo. This was like a few months ago but, basically I was at work and I had a few things to work on and this pretty girl Walked in asking if I could look at her brothers bike. So, obviously I said no problem and I dropped everything to help a pretty girl out.”

He took a deep breath and continued.

“So I’m helping her out and I’m letting her know what’s going on and I bring it inside to check it out and fix it up for her. But, as I’m doing everything she starts flirting and making some remarks here and there and I’m going along and some how we ended up doing it on her brothers bike..her suggestion not mine I was thinking but not with the head on my shoulders” he said covering his face in embarrassment.

“Bending her over the bike is crazy Inupi.” You nonchalantly comment before sipping your cocktail.

“I DID NOT! She did that herself.” He mumbled.

“With help of course” you said giggling to yourself

“Y/n, no more interruptions or I’m calling your babysitter”Kazutora said pointing at you from the seat next to you.

“AND WHOSE MY BA- ohhhhhhhh” you said with sudden realization and gave him a glare that could kill.

“Whose the baby sitter? and why are they a baby sitter? What did she do?” Hinata said and you just facepalmed.

“Inupi please continue..” you mumbled.

“ANYWAYS, yes we did the deed in the shop and before we could finish it at least before I could, old lady walks right in on us. Mid stroke. Mid moan. I thought she was gonna fall over and die right there from a heart attack. And that’s not the worse part..” he said and ran his fingers through his hair.

“What do you mean not the worse fucking part!?” Nahoya exclaimed loudly.

Thank god for the private area in the bar we got.

“I-it was her granddaughter..” inupi said with a sigh.

“The old lady lectured me and her after allowing us to.. clean up, HIT ME WITH HER PURSE, Then told the girls brother to come pick up his bike.”

“That must suck..for you” Draken said once he stoped laughing.

“Mitsuya, why don’t you tell us nothing but the truth and the whole truth about the grossest thing that’s ever happen to you when you were tryna get it on.” Ken said and the whole table let out a bunch of “ooohhh” ‘s like middle schoolers.

“And if I dont?” He said with an eyebrow raised

“You have to give a lap dance to anyone at the table except y/n and me”

“no thank you I like my morals and ego”

“Well, I just finished school and went to a graduation party for some girl and it was obvious that she had the hots for me. She always wanted to have me Model for her or asked if I needed one. Well, I decided to go cause we’d worked together on some projects to see how It would be and it was fine at first till she invited me to her room to talk privately.”

“ we know how that goes” Chifuyu said snickering and and you nodded your head silently. “Personally, I can’t count how many times I’ve walked in on ‘private conversations’ ” you said making air quotes for private conversations.

“Anyways, so it’s obvious at that point what she wanted and I said fuck it why not. Big mistake on my end.” He rubs his face and tried not to laugh.

“So I, unlike Nahoya didn’t have a smell issue.”

“OH CMON! Don’t bring it up” he said embarrassed and his face even redder than before and not cause the alcohol.

“But the issue came when she wanted to return the favor, I insisted that I take over and ya know do the work of making her feel good. She wanted otherwise and still wanted to return the favor so, I let her and at first it wasn’t terrible. She choked and I thought nothing of it but when she did it again she puked a lot and I didn’t even know what to do.” He said with his hands up in defeat while everyone looked shocked.

“Y/n have you ever c-” Kazutora started before getting interrupted

“No. Before you say it no I’ve never choked and thrown up because of a dick in my throat.” You answered truthfully and continued to laugh silently.

“I cant wrap my head around it till this day but, I helped her out and I assured her it was fine and I helped her clean up, she told me later down the road that she was nervous, she drank, she ate..a lot clearly, and once she gagged she couldn’t control it after that.” He shrugged his shoulders and covered his mouth with his hand.

“Were your pants okay after that though?” Hinata asked.

“My pants were they were around my ankles and I was laying on her bed but my mental state after that was traumatized.”

“See lesson learned, some people just can’t suck a dick.”

“Let the game continue now that I’ve had to relive trauma.” Mitsuya said rolling his eyes at draken.

“Souya, you can’t hide forever but you can tell us nothing but the truth and the whole truth about the most unspeakable thing that’s happen to you when you hooked up with a girl” Mitsuya said

“I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.” You said leaning forward on your elbows to listen closely.

“Kazutora please call her babysitter whoever that might be” Souya said and you gasped loudly.

“NO!”

“Okay wait! Whose the babysitter and why are they the babysitter? DID YOU GET PREGNANT?” Takemichi said and you tried not to slam your head on the table.

“NO! Hell no! I’m still team fuck them kids but, this said person is NOT my babysitter just..put me in my place and said I talk too much and I can’t live it down now” you said rolling your eyes.

“But who did it?” Multiple people said at the same time.

You sighed loudly. “This is not about me, that’s confidential information. Souya your story?”

“Y/n don’t be a pussy now! You’re the most outspoken, loudmouth but sweet person at this table and someone shut you down, AND YOU DONT WANNA TELL US WHO!?”

“NO!”

“OKAY! So basically when I was out I took a girl home from the club she was really into me and I was into her. So, I bring her home and we’re in my room and she starts asking me if I had some things and now I’m confused. She asked me what I was into and if I was open to things.”

“Oh no” Hakkai said face palming.

“As she’s asking me I’m getting more anxious and it’s hard for me to get..into the mood.. and so she then ask me to undress and we both do but what I didn’t expect was for her to pull out lube from her bag.”

Everyone’s eyes went wide.

“Please don’t tell me she wanted you to do what I’m thinking..” Ken said looking at him with concern and trying not to laugh.

“She goes into the bathroom with her bag and I’m just sitting there in my boxers and she comes out fully naked but, she had a strap on.. and she was lubing it up.. and asked me if I was ready.” He said rubbing his temples.

At that moment Kazutora, Inupi, Mitsuya and Hakkai all fell out their seats laughing and Nahoya was wheezing his lungs out.

“I respectfully told her that I don’t float in that boat and asked her to leave.”

“Ken, please enlighten us by telling us nothing but the truth and the whole truth, what’s the scariest thing to happen to you while doing the dirty?” Souya asked still red in the face.

“Well, I’ve never told this story and if it leaves this room I’ll hunt you all down personally even you y/n”

“HUH? why do I get called out I would never!” You said and he just rolled his eyes.

“Anyways, I hooked up with a girl once and never again after that because when we went to my place everything was fine ya know, no smell issues, no choking issues if you’re talking about oral and ya know it was great overall..”

“ uh oh and the table turns” Mitsuya said and received a death glare of the taller man.

“So afterwards I cleaned up and she’s saying her stomach hurts. I’m confused and I’m wondering why so I ask her if she needs anything. I grab her some meds and water and when she sits up she just starts crying and holding her stomach.”

“I know exactly how this is going” Kazutora says already laughing with his head in his arms on the table

“I’m panicking and I just don’t know what to do at that point so I took her to a hospital, had to explain to the doctor what happen and he does an ultrasound. Now, where it gets crazy is her emergency contact was her mother so it’s just her mother and me in the waiting room but I didn’t know.”

“Oh my god” the realization hits everyone.

“So the doctor comes out and calls her name and we both stand up and look at each other. He told us that.. her stomach was in so much pain cause of.. penetration and they shifted.. her mother would not look me in the eyes and they gave her medication for the pain and her mom took her home and she never called me again after that and I never called her.”

Silence. There was silence beside you laughing and on the verge of tears. Mouths were open but curved like they were trying not to laugh.

“YOU…YOU REARRANGED HER GUTS LITERALLY!” You screamed while laughing.

That was the trigger and everyone else just laughed or repeated ‘oh my god’ while in overall shock.

“Jesus what kind of fucking 3rd legs are you packing?” Nahoya said baffled by the whole situation.

“H-he literally did what he said it was gonna do” Kazutora cackled with tears in his eyes.

“Under promise and over deliver..LITERALLY” Chifuyu yelled from the floor.

“ALRIGHT” Ken said out loud trying not to laugh about it too.

Once everyone quiets down Chifuyu looks at you “y/n, do you promise to tell us nothing but the truth and the whole truth?” Everyone at the table “ooohhh’s” once again like a bunch of five year olds.

“You know I will.” You said confidently but kinda scared of what was going to come.

“Why don’t you tell us about the craziest sex or craziest sex story you got.”

Oh fuck.

“Well, I’ll say this.it was definitely the crazy sex I had and it happen on more than one occasion. But, I’m an open book for the most part.”

“Don’t be too open, maybe flip some pages” Kazutora said with a disgusted look on his face.

“Yeah yeah, anyways let me explain that I was in a relationship with said persons-”

“PERSONS? As in more than 1 person? A POLY RELATIONSHIP?” Nahoya said shocked and looked at you with shock written all over his features.

“Yes, 2 other people to be exact. But, this all started cause I was at a club in another city and me and a few of my girlfriends were going to drink, have a good time and go home. Didn’t exactly plan on having sex but it took a turn when we got invited into a section with some pretty important people who I didn’t know were important till I was told by one of my friends. Off the bat they were pretty hot and I wasn’t drunk either so I said fuck it why not join what’s the worse thing that could happen right?”

“Anyways, I’m having a good time and we all talk my girls kicked it with some other guys and they were on the dance floor which left me with said guys. And before I knew it I was sitting on one’s lap while making out with the other.”

“Oh my god y/n who knew you were such a slut”Kazutora said shaking his head and that made you punch him the arm.

“I am not!” You said defensively.

“ANYWAYS LIKE I WAS SAYING, that happen and they made me an offer I couldn’t refuse and I went home that night with them and had the most mind blowing sex of my life with both of them. And I ended up dating them”

“Jesus y/n who knows what other shit you do? Penny for your thoughts?” Nahoya said wiggling his brows.

You threw a lime at him from one of the shot glasses and he had a pout on his face.

“It’s not like I just went looking for a threesome or a poly relationship it just happen. But, I will say you discover a lot about yourself in those moments.” And raised your hands up defensively.

“As much as I’d like to keep this going I actually have to go. I have a show tomorrow and I need to take these idiots home cause they’re beyond drunk.” Mitsuya said pointing to Takemichi, who was asleep. Hinata who was also sleeping, and inupi was still on the floor.

“We’d all better head out. The staff here is going to hate us.” Draken said as everyone started standing and helped to carry Takemichi and Hakkai grabbed inupi.

You helped with Hinata and lead them to Mitsuya’s car and waved everyone off and it was just you, Chifuyu, Draken and Kazutora outside.

“We have to open up shop tomorrow so, we will see you guys another time. Y/n how are you getting home?”

“I don’t live far I’m walking, plus I didn’t drink much so I’m going to drink more when I get home.”

“You sure you wanna walk alone y/n? There are creeps out there.” Draken said waving goodbye to his friends.

“Yeah, I’ll be fine I’ll text you all as soon as I’m home.”

You walked away with that after saying your goodbyes and headed in the direction of your home. You turned the corner and ran into someone tall who also caught you before you fell.

“Princess, you should watch where you’re going, someone can snatch your cute ass right up.” You looked up to see whose holding you and your heart skipped a beat as it always did.

The man himself with the charm that drew you into him in the first place and your babysitter. Ran Haitani.

“Baby, I’m fine. You should probably look down when you walk though, not everyone can be as tall as you.” Your arms wrapped around his warm waist and his around your waist. His lips pressed against yours and his hand held the back of your neck and he pulled away looking into your eyes.

“Watch it. I was going to come and find you too. Took ya long enough to say your goodbyes.” He said turning around to walk with you in the direction of your place.

“Yeah, haven’t seen them in a while, we all told sex stories and embarrassing stories pretty fun if ya ask me.” He held you close with his arm around your waist and infront of your place sitting on the steps was your second lover and the man who stole your heart as well.

Rindou Haitani.

“Took ya long enough, how was your night babe?” Rindou said swooning you with a smile into his arms for a kiss.

“it was great, catching up with old friends was needed.” You said wrapping your arms around his small waist and slipping your cold hands under the back of his shirt.

“Cmon, it’s cold out here and clearly you’re cold too.” He said and walked you inside with his brother following.

Draken watched from a distance with a shocked expression. Definitely not who he expected you to be with especially not the Haitani Brothers.

[rindouscumbucket]

This is what happened after you left the room to go see Mikey…

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Part 1

Kokonoi: Dammit, won’t the two of you stop fighting!!! You made me forget what number I was on!!!

Sanzu: Get off me haitani!!!!

Ran: I dont need a psycho to tell me what to do plus you wanted to fight?!??

Ran: your just a pussy ain’t cha

Sanzu: you and your brother can go to hell!!!

Rindou: what does this have to do with me, don’t make me have to jump in pinky….

Takeomi: your scaring the ladies away stop fighting.

Ran & Sanzu: SHUT UP OLD MAN!!!

Takeomi: ya’ll I’m about to get grey hairs from all this stress.

Mochi: don’t you already have some?

Takeomi-….😕

Kakucho: Izana take me with you😞

[mommy-without-milkers]

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