#when the rest of the game is goofy af

[doomed-era]

disheartening that a lot of people don't seem to notice the extreme tonal dissonance between botw/totk cutscenes and the actual gameplay dialogue

[bambisnc]

OK! [or, group projects w riize]

pairing : ot7 x reader! genre : fluff with crack delicately lined in cw/tw : food mention + use of caps wc : idk ,,

shotaro ,. ! - the mood maker!! - is the person who Socializes, helps to coordinate between the members, makes the gc, arranges meet-ups; just overall supportive and cheerful even if your team is doing literally nothing and is very likely about to get an F (D:) - shows up w like cut fruits for everyone, goes on coffee runs + writes encouraging lil messages on sticky notes and leaves them around/in notebooks etc etc - also x2 i see him as someone who like,... doodles on your people’s hands :( draws a smol star and writes something adorably cringe like “ur my star ^-^”

eunseok ,. ! - he’s the type of guy who’d take charge and delegate work to everyone; to put it simply : BOSSY AF. dare i say dictator coded even, but hey, he just wants this to get over with yk?? - bit scary to work w at first but when if he warms up to you he might would definitely indulge in a lot of partiality; assign you the easier tasks/the tasks that you prefer + if someone pisses him off he would, w the nicest sweetest smile ever, assign them the worst possible task.. - can be bribed if you offer to help w his work though sooo :) do w that what you will :) 

sungchan ,. ! - trust on me this, he’d be the one who’s always “busy” except in his case he probably fr is bc my guy is just into That Many extra curriculars - you call him up like hey where are you we’re supposed to meet at *insert name* coffee shop rn?? and he’d answer w all seriousness that his “rap music club members have a mandatory team exercise for which they’ve gone fishing and after he needs to prepare an ad for the video game club because he kinda insulted the ad making team and now they’re all on strike . oh and he has football coaching (as in he needs to coach like a bunch of tiny kindergarteners as a favor to some aunt) right in between!” - he’ll send all his work at like 4am tho dw ^^ sleep is for the weak.

wonbin ,. ! -perfectionist!!! he would be The aesthetic stationery + supplies guy with like pouches and pouches of pretty washi tapes, metallic coloured calligraphy pens, stickers and much more - would definitely call out people if their handwriting was bad.. - also he would totally use the project as an excuse to get to know whoever he’s interested in~ might offer to split the work into like duos and immediately choose you as his partner~ - prepare yourself for a lot of really obvious and goofy flirting..

seunghan ,. ! - ah yes the wise guy (genuine) (no why does he fr know everything about Everything) - puts out the most thought provoking, viewpoint shaking, world stopping arguments then half-slumps over the table and or rests his entire weight to lean on you and mumbles something about wanting to watch shin-chan >< he’s versatile (read : cute) like that - also would quite honestly go along w any idea no matter how bad it is <3 + seems super calm and composed but watch him be the most excited when taro suggests some team bonding at an arcade/festival :( <3

sohee ,. ! - he gives me manages stuff best under high pressure situations - if you’re freaking out about one of your teammates cough cough you can guess who it was having fumbled up and accidentally written down the wrong date and oh no your project is due tomorrow?! don’t worry! he’s got this :D - procrastinator at heart but for the right persuasion tactics done by ahem a certain someone (it’s you) he’d probably give it his all <;3 - also he’s an enabler at heart.. supports the ideas which he knows are going to be a trainwreck just for funsies

anton ,. ! - :(( he is Doing His Best okay - gets a bit overwhelmed due to the rising panic and chaos + leads to people being very partial to him but honestly yk he deserves it <3 - also a rich guy tm, would definitely ahem ahem pull some strings to get some extra fine quality materials~ - feel like he’d be good at research work + another 4am worker would definitely pester you to join zoom calls or ft you and be like hey!! look at this!! i did this!! is it good!! - as an excuse to show off to yuo splurges a lot for an end of the project celebration for sure

notes : inspired by very very real life events (wrote this in a zoom meet w my current group proj members ehe)! if you know me irl and feel like these are based off of you.. they're not!! you're simply hallucinating!!!! <333 + [m.list]

[skylarkking]

Since folk liked the TFA Autobots NSFW headcannons here are my Decepticon headcannons. NSFW under cut

Megatron

Gives off the vibe of a bossy pillow princess

He's 100% charmed the shit out of bots with that sexy ass voice of his

Like fuck if he said to a bot "suck my spike" I bet ANYONE would GLADLY follow that order

Definitely prefers using his valve over spike

May or may not have charmed a bunch of Autobot soldiers to side with him in the hopes they'd get to frag him

Starscream

Prideful shithead wouldn't dare be caught bottoming despite being an awful top

Ends up topping for a short while before his berthmate flips the script and forces him to bottom

Very vocal and practically screams during unterface

Loves having his wings fondled and bitten because they are super sensitive

Sometimes he would decorate his wings with shiny crystals as a form of lingerie

Has considered a spike piercing at least once

Lugnut

He's an absolute slut for Strika

Aside from Megatron, Strika is the only bot he would kneel down to

Since he isn't the brightest, interface is more animalistic than passionate or intimate

He may or may not have accidently hurt Strika during interface because he tends to get carried away

But Strika doesn't mind

Blitzwing

Depending on which alter is fronting will determine how he has interface

Random is super into oral and loves using his freakishly long glossa to bury itself deep into a bots valve or coil it around a bots spike

Icy is more intimate and likes to have his berthmate ride him cowgirl style while his servos are resting on their hips

Hothead is the dominating one and will pin a berthmate face down and aft up just so he can frag a bot absolutely silly

Definitely has a size kink

Hothead is more likely to sexually tease than the other two alters

After interface if Random is fronting he will curl up around his berthmate and pull them as close to him as possible while unintentionally purring

Icy is a very touchy feely bot after interface

Hothead almost instantly goes into recharge with goofy af snores

Blackarachnia

When she was Elita-1 she was the spark breaker at the academy

She'd lead bots on like a game

After the incident she rarely interfaced with anyone due to her physical changes

She only has a valve now

She now has a breeding kink and a minor dominatrix kink thanks to her spider additions

Shockwave

Oh you know this tall slender bot is an absolute freak

Like you cannot convince me he isn't into Bondage, Dubcon, or ANYTHING like that

Has fragged Blurr at least once while he was disguised as longarm

His valve tightens when he enters his Longarm disguise and he can control just that section at will

His little antler things are sensitive to touch

Fairly quiet during interface but if you grab that waist of his and go to town on his valve then he fucking SINGS!

I may be a bit too horny for TFA Shockwave

[baejax-the-great]

been wanting to write fic for the longest time, but i only really manage to make one shots

so i’m curious - how do you plan/start your fics, especially the long ones? do you ever write scenes that are five chapters ahead or do you write it in order?

thank u.. n i love ur work!!!!

I absolutely write scenes that are five chapters out. Sometimes those are the first scenes I write.

Usually my process starts like this: I think "wouldn't it be funny (or angsty af) if this thing happened?" And then I always say yes, because it would.

The next question is then, what caused that thing to happen, and what are the results (and are they also funny)?

This was actually a big struggle with Sunset In Your Veins. My original thought was just, "lmao, what if Achilles was cold and crying on a street corner. What if he thought it was Hell. What if he tried coffee. What if he wanted to fight the L. What if he stole a dog."

But none of those things is actually a story. Sure, Pat falling in love with him makes it a story, but what are the stakes?

This actually took me weeks to come up with (as I remember it anyway), and meanwhile I was adding more goofiness to Achilles in Chicago, writing whatever struck my fancy. Obviously he thinks the lake is a sea. He's going to LOVe the bean. They definitely have to watch Troy.

The only idea I could really get to work was turning it into a fairy tale. he's in Chicago because Aphrodite thought it would be fun, she's given him a challenge, and if he fails he dies. Also Aphrodite has said this is a "Reboot" so obviously Patroclus has to actually die at the end. This gave the overall fic some structure, and then I could get us from point A to point B in whatever way I found funniest.

I write my entire fics in one document, and when I get a silly idea I want to add to the fic, I add a descriptive header and then write the idea before I forget it. Here are some headers from WitD:

The ideas that are super solid, like Ambrosia, didn't need a lot of description because I knew exactly what was going to happen. The ones with question marks not so much.

I like using these headers because it's easy to skip back and forth to sections and reorder them, and I do this a lot. Like a lot.

I think a common pitfall for early writers is to start a fic because the premise rules, but not know how they are going to explain the premise or resolve the issues that stem from the premise. At least, I had this issue when I first posted longfic.

These days, I will only start posting a fic if I know how the story is going to resolve, and something like 'they live happily ever after' isn't what I mean. I have to know exactly how they are going to get that happily ever after, so in the case of Sunset, Pat's death was written within the first third of of me writing the story. Once I knew I had to get them to that intersection, happy, on the cusp of the deadline, and for Achilles to still be wearing stupid ass shoes, then it was a matter of figuring out *how* to get them there.

What has to happen for two people to fall in love? What has to happen for these two people to decide falling in love is worth it despite the massive cultural differences (and the rest of it)? What would give Aphrodite the most satisfaction with her game? What parts of Chicago/modern life would torture/delight Achilles the most? How will Pat reconcile his two identities? How would Ajax?

In a way, I fill the story in both backward and forward.

HOWEVER. One-shots are awesome. Because sometimes you don't want to world-build or work out the logic of the situation or give everyone a backstory or resolve shit. Sometimes you just have a kick ass scene in your mind and that is good enough.

[fennwox]

I'ma say it, I don't like Mega Evolutions They basically make a set few Pokemon have viable alternate battle strategies and for some godawful reason gave Pokemon more ability to show off their golden baby Charizard with two forms.

Gigantimax also falls into this category. Tera is a better system because TWO pokemon, both of whom are Legendaries, have unique Tera forms that relates specifically to their lore.

And the rest of the time, it's a solid, strategic buff literally any Pokemon can use. Even if it looks goofy af lol Edit: To be a bit clearer, probly more accurate to say I like Mega Evolutions (come on, 90% of them look ridiculously cool), but I hate how they're handled. They're given to only 4% of pokemon when it'd be so much better to give one to every final evolution of pokemon. You could even group some together that fit in the same branch of pokemon, like all the eeveelutions or all types of Tauros etc.

I know that would be rough on Game Freak, but it would also be hella more fair to players who don't like or use... again, the 4% of pokemon who get it, lol

[kneelingshadowsalome]

re: your thoughts about konig being a colonel : I hope you continue writing that new fic bc that sounds perfect and hot af 👀👀👀👀 and idk when I heard the news I instantly thought “huh, so he is like a micromanager then” I have zero idea about how it works in the military but if I had to compare it to a corporate work environment where I work, konig seems to me like a manager who can’t seem to stop crossing boundaries and keeps falling back into his old position despite being an executive director/manager now. He climbed the corporate ladder so he knows what the ppl he is supposed to manage need/want and what they go through on the daily bc that was his experience before getting promoted. It usually happens when these ppl think “might as well do it myself since I know it will be done the right way then” (micro managing again plus it’s usually perfectionism too, it also suits some of his lines in the game—-> hands off, it’s mine 😂) or sometimes they feel inadequate in their new roles as top executives/managers so they fall back to their old trusted ways. Idk! Rambling in your inbox I’m sorry but I think it’s just funny that this DIY king who gives off 27/28 yo energy max, is a colonel??? Of all things??? Or idk maybe he was pulling an undercover boss on everyone all along 😭😭😭

Yes yes a micromanager exactly!! I can imagine him annoying the shit out of everyone.

And it's not that I object to these news, it's just that I can't get my head around this.

You mentioned the voicelines and all I can think about is that crazy goofy voice declaring "You celebrated too soon! Revenge is mine... 👹". Like... imagine being under this giant gremlin's command? Imagine the facepalming, the eye rolling? Screeching "Leave the warfare to meee!!! 😈😈😈" while foaming at the mouth is just not.......plausible behavior for a colonel? Or anyone over I dunno, 18. Lol.

But I will write the rest of that fic and it's going to be unhinged af and I will regret nothing.

Thanks for the message, this is a serious matter and we all need to have an emergency meeting and share thoughts and get to the bottom of this! 🧐😅

[matenrou-fan]

I'm sorry for not being clear with the ask earlier, what I had ment was what dice would be like as a dad if him and reader had a kid.

Dice as a dad!

It's okay, sunshine!! Here's your hc!

femreader, mention of being married, just wholesome stuff??

I also didn't specify kid's gender for some reason-

-Due to his childish and airheaded behavior he's perfect at babysitting. Well, at least in the part of gaming. He himself can forget about his "parent" role and just fooling around like a second baby

-Of course he will try to teach his kid about gambling, how can he not? Prefer to tell different stories about him winning in casino instead of normal fairytales before bed

-"If I was lucky enough to get such an amazing wife and such adorable child, that's mean next time I will be able to finally win a jackpot!!" - he giggles while cradling your child - "Huh?? What do you mean I can't take you two with myself?!"

-But despite his goofy reasoning, in the same time he can be surprisingly mature and serious if it's needed, trying to act like an adult

-Always asking how are you, aren't you too tired, he's ready to offer you all kinds of help..!

-"Oh, come on, come on, you should rest a little..!" - he say with pretty worried face. He picks up his child and smirk - "It's my turn to sit with our little baby and being responsible, okay? Hehe.."

-He's pretty clumsy and not that good in caring but he's willing to learn everything that he should, staying next to you and looking carefully as you taking care of your child

-Oh, the first time when you let him feed his kid he got SO nervous, sitting here almost without moving, as if his movements can scare or hurt them. His brow furrowed and you can see a tip of his tongue as he bite it from tension

-"Wha? Stop laughing, I just trying to be careful..." - he mumble, looking at you with light blush on his cheeks as you giggle, then turn to your kid again - "Oh, look at that! Are you decide to laugh at daddy too, huh? You're just like your mom, you know that?"

-Overprotective af. He always was so clingy around you but now, when you have a kid together, he's even more passionate

-Did you just sneezed? That's mean you're sick, you should immediately lay down and relax!! He will take care of everything

-"Don't you worry, I can handle everything myself!" - he said after kissing your forehead, than take kid's hand in his - "And you, little brat, follow me. I'm gonna show you one amazing recipe for herbal tea, your mommy teach me that some time ago so now I should teach you, huh?"

-And if not you, but a child get sick?? Man will buy up all of medicines in the all nearby pharmacies

-And uh oh.. You're not gonna believe this, but he will try to find himself a normal job. Or, at least, try to make more money with his rap

-He can be responsible!! And now, when he feels himself as head of the family, he'll show this mature side of him more

-"Mm? Why are you so surprised?" - he look at you with prideful smirk, holding bunch of toys and snacks in his arms - "No, I didn't stole that!! It's for our kid, and I got all of that through hard work, you know..!"

-Dice didn't get that much love from his family and he want to give his kid all love and care he had craved when he was a little boy himself

-And, of course, you're not exception. He'll shower you with compliments and kisses, always telling you how grateful he is to have you as his partner

[justaguylukas]

If the main four Eddsworld gang had teams in Pokemon. Some of them were picked specifically while others were just there for other reasons.

Bronzor - Matt has a mirror and Bronzor is the mirror pokemon. Plus I love Bronzor!

Dugtrio - Matt seems like he cares about his looks and so I thought Alolan Dugtrio made sense bc it's goofy af! Idk how to properly explain it lol.

Rest of Matt's team - They're all fun and quirky just like him!

Toxtricity - Idk too much about gen 8-9 but this pokemon seems to be associated with music, more specifically a guitar and Tom has a bass. Bass, guitar. Same thing/j

Rest of Tom's team - Idk they all just seemed really mean looking and even tho Tom isn't as mean in the show, I thought it was appropriate.

Tord's team - Yeah this one is obvious.

Venusaur/Roserade - Idk they're both green

Liepard - Look at what the Liepard is named after.

Rest of Edd's team - Edd seems to be very competitive when it comes to games and so I thought giving him good Pokémon would make sense... even tho Porygon2 > Porygon-Z

[gaykarstaagforever]

Take 1: Elden Ring is way more interesting if you think about it being one weird-ass island in the world, inhabited by a lunatic cult, and what we're seeing is their perception of the ritual nonsense that controls their lives.

Like if you go there, it's a bunch of people high on mushrooms in burlap LARPing goofy magic battles in the woods. And if you ask them why, you get like a 2 hour discussion of incomprehensible chaos you can't tell if they're making up or not. But they are TOTALLY serious about it.

Take 2: This is a Japanese pastiche of Western high fantasy. It isn't supposed to make sense. It's about a vibe. The lore is just the loosest possible justification for tying the hard fights against cool bosses in weird landscapes together.

I'd enjoy it more if the magic / item system wasn't so willfully unintuitive. Like I get rewarding exploration. But I feel like you're wasting my time if I don't even know that I don't even know that I don't know stuff. The lore should provide a basic guidance on what I need, when, and where to get it. But that's not what we're doing, here. Or in any of the Souls games. I feel like Bloodborne was better about this, if only because the root complexity was slightly streamlined. But the rest of these feel basically impossible without a walkthrough or me keeping notes.

Take 3: They looked at Soul Calibur and went, "What if we really leaned into the story and characters?"

What? No! Why? That's not what that's for! That was always the weakest part of those! It just gets more confusing and incomprehensible as it goes! And that's the point, because why else is a big tiddie lady with a razor whip fighting a fencing vampire, for a magic sword he stole from a pirate, who found it in an ice cave after defeating a Steampunk cyborg samurai and a lizard man? Like this being nuts is the whole point.

Elden Ring is the people who think that is a concise narrative doing a Silmarillion. Like you play it for 50 hours, and don't even know what the hell thr Elden Ring is or what it does, besides being an excuse for why you never suffer permadeath, and can summon a big ram to ride.

And that's fine, because this is a game, so the exploration / boss-rush loop is what really matters. But trying to sort out this lore is the same as trying to figure out what the hell was going on in Soul Calibur IV, a game where also this happened:

Take 4: The Souls games really should take a page from the DoA series, and do a spin-off where all the sexy monstrosities put on bikinis and play beach volleyball.

Like, DoA knew what it was. Ninjas were battling robots made of water, which were made by a Japanese electronic company, to find out how to use professional wrestling to take over the world. Sexy volleyball with gambling minigames is exactly where this should go.

...Though I for one would certainly play a story-heavy openworld Team Ninja game. Like Skyrim, set in the Big Trouble in Little China universe.

Man. That would be sweet af.

[diaryofahomosexual]

12:04 Oh also I had a single edible when we got home from his Nanny’s right, and I had an edible as soon as I got home right around 9:30, around 10:15 I feel goofy and around 10:40 I slipped into an hour and 20 minute time dilation [12:00AM RN] exactly like the two trips I told y’all about last time (I’m actually still tripping major balls; experiencing events before they happen so my brain processes them before they seem like they’re happening to me right, which makes them feel infinite, and making everything I see or do RN a BAD MEMORY like I swear to god I’ve been hearing my mom clank pans in the sink for an hour and then also hearing random bits of sentence dialogue just actual randomly, like I had originally experienced during my first bad high right like hearing random barks and sounds from things that DEF ARENT HAPPENING AROUND ME??? And bro this trip was the most wild bcuz I was the most aware of it like this has been absolutely terrifying to experience again?? But also I hate that I love it like the thrill of not knowing if I’m gonna make it out of the time dilution type thrill ugh I can vent abt this for hours

12:07 I want to write an essay about everything I’ve felt in the past 80 minutes but it’s so refreshing and also terrifying to experience? I don’t want to ever have this feeling while at work? and my brain confuses this exact feeling with how reality actually is? And that it takes the weed to activate it ya know?

12:08 And something more fuckign wild was that I can describe what I mean by communicating with the 4th dimensional beings now, what was happening is I was thinking something, and then the people and objects around me were reacting TOGETHER RANDOMLY to make a reply to.

12:11 So I was conversing with myself but with the surroundings? So I would think “Oh for this to stop do I need to ____” (ex: oh no I’m super stupid high again do I need to (and then I see a dog) and then a TV show or my mom and dad talking would SPEAK OUT IN RESPONSE “oh- yea-H”)) or Id think “

Life can be a totally different conversation between several dimensions right. Like a 4 dimensional one? The being that I just was right now, was talking with the environment I was feeling like deadass

12:15 So a thought talking and then a brain talking with the rest of the environment around it. Like life doesn’t matter because we are a conversation between those things too. And also I know I’m still high because I’m still having these conversations. Like my body was getting so hot temp wise when I was telling myself “Oh no I got stupid high because Weed is bad and always bad for you!!” And then literally the TV would say no in the dialogue. And just now I’m feeling cold when I was walking around thinking that was the best thing it was like playing A Literal Hot and Cold game with reality itself.

12:20 I’m very much in a wild spot rn because I’m simultaneously like Yo It Deadass Will Be Okay Though, YOUVE DONE THIS TWICE BEFORE AND YOU DID A LOT OF MENTAL WORK BETWEEN THE LAST TIME AND THIS TIME. YOU WERE READY TO ACTUALLY TAKE AN EXPERIENCE AND LESSON AWAY THIS TIME.” And also bein like “Oh my God This is hell because everyone is acting this way BECAUSE THEYRE TRYING TO STOP ME FROM FEELING LIKE THIS, AS IF I WAS DISRUPTING THE SIMULATION SO THEY SAME AND DO RANDOM THINGS LIKE RANDOTRON FROM RICK AND MORTY IS CONTROLLING THEM. THIS LIFE SUCKS FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE TRAPPED BECAUSE OF YOUUUUU but then it’s also like Yo I’m just actually high as balls rn and other people experience the same high I do but going in a diff perspective so the high itself is different

12:21 Sorry for the LITERAL FLOW OF STONED AF CONSCIOUSNESS

[tomorrowxforever]

Dom! Beomgyu NSFW A-Z

Fem!Reader

Contains: Not exactly smut but very VERY suggestive, fluff?

Warning(s): Mentions of pushing boundaries, Kinks mentioned: Somnophilia, Impact play, Hair pulling, Degradation, Public Sex, Brat taming

Note: Uh… it’s been a bit..

-

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex):

At first, he wasn’t the best. At all. His ideas of aftercare was, get you a glass of water, wipe you down with some baby wipes, and make sure you weren’t in any pain. You gonna have to teach him that that just won’t cut it. And after a bit of teaching, he’s actually really good at aftercare. He’ll run you a bath, get you snacks and water. You won’t have to lift a finger for the next hour or two.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):

My mans takes a lot of pride in his hair so imma say that that’s his favorite part of himself. He especially loves when you pet it and pull on it while he’s eating you out🥴

I think his favorite part of you are your hands. I’m not quite sure why I think this, but I just get the vibes.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically):

Okso-

He likes to talk a big game, talk about how he’s gonna fuck you full of his cum and fill all your holes and what not. But in reality, just the idea of going bareback makes him nervous.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):

He wants to fuck you while the rest of the boys watch🤭

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?):

I think you were probably his first. BUT he used to watch a lot of porn before you got together so he knows what to do and what he likes in theory. In practice it’s a whole different story tho.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying):

Anything. Like Fr. My guy isn’t picky. As long as his dick is going into you he’s more than happy.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.):

You kiddin me? This is Choi Beomgyu we’re talking about. Mans can’t be serious for shit!

Well, maybe that’s not 100% accurate. He’s serious if y’all’s making love. But if your just fucking to fuck? Yeah he’s a HUGE tease.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.):

I think after y’all start having sex regularly he’d want to keep him self neat and groomed but not bald. Strong believer that hair is natural and doesn’t matter.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect):

In the moment he’s so soft with you. It’s almost like he’s another person.

No more teasing or poking fun, he’s holding you as close as he can and whispering sweet nothings into your ear. Your chests are pressed together, breath mingling. You can smell his body wash and see every mark on his face.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):

Haha yes.

He beats his lil Gyu frequently.

It’s not that he can’t seek you out whenever he’s horny, he just doesn’t wanna wait for you to get to him.

I’d say he ‘helps himself out’ at least 3-5 times a week.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):

He’s literally down for anything.

He’ll try anything at least once, and if your into it he is most likely also into it.

Mainly:

Somnophilia

- Something about waking you up by eating you out, or you waking him up with a blowy, mmmmm

Impact play

- Beomgyu WILL slap you in the face. He will. And spank you😌

Hair pulling

- Duh

Degradation

Public Sex

- Doesn’t matter where, doesn’t matter when. If Beomgyu wants to fuck, he wants to fuck NOW.

Brat Taming

L = Location (favorite places to do the do):

See previous statement

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going):

Much like the other boys, he’s horny af 24/7

You could glance at him for a millisecond and he’s like LETS GOOOOOOO

But he is especially turned on by you being a brat.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs):

Anything involving any bodily fluid other than spit and cum.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.):

Gyu L O V E S eating you out. Loves it. If he were to die, being suffocated between your thighs, he’d die a happy man.

BUT he loves you sucking him if just a lil bit mores. Every time you wrap your hot mouth around his throbbing cock, he just melts into a puddle of ooey gooey Gyu.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.):

Depends on his mood. But you best believe either are gonna be torture.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.):

He’s 100% down.

Look man, Gyu isn’t picky. As long as he’s getting his dick wet he’s happy.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.):

He’s big on experimentation.

Y’all try something new at least once a month.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?):

Yes

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?):

Um… Have you been paying attention?

Gyu is an ass and a huge tease. If it makes you cry and squirm and then cum, he’ll do it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease):

Haha

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.):

Beomgyu couldn’t be quiet if he tried. He’s talking the whole time. And when he’s not talking he’s letting out the prettiest whines and moans.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character):

He is big on degradation, but one time he took it too far and actually hurt your feelings. He felt so bad that he refused to even touch you for a whole week and a half.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes):

Ok so, he isn’t the biggest in the group. But he definitely isn’t the smallest. Probably like second biggest. Just not v girthy, but girthy enough that you feel the stretch

5 1/2 - 6 inches

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?):

Anytime. Anywhere.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards):

After he’s done taking care of you, it’s 50/50. Either he gets a random burst of energy and wants to like, clean the entire house. Or he’s out

[manikas-whims]

If Vin and Mary were to visit a carnival fair, as a romantic or platonic date, how would it go? What would they do? How much until one or both of them are kicked out?

Lolol dear anon, they are chaotic af but I don't think they'll be kicked out. They aren't the type to get in trouble (and Mary makes sure to keep somewhat of a leash on Vin 😆). So lets see..

Vin Jin & Mary Kim Carnival Headcanons

(can be read both as platonic & romantic)

Its definitely Vin's idea to go to the carnival. Like he canonically asks her to hang out at the cafeteria or go to the arcade. So they agree to go.

If the place is too crowded, they stick really close and steal glances to make sure the other is close to them. That they don't get lost.

A lot of goofy pics are taken at the photo booth.

They're definitely the ones spinning wildly on the teacup ride 😂

On the bumper cars, Mary just wants to chill but Vin says his bumper car can crash hers more than 5 times.

At first she's cringing at his childish behavior but gets too competitive when Vin's car actually hits hers 😆

It becomes a competition from that point on and they try many games.

They take turns on the High Striker game. Striking the hammer alternately and trying to one up the other, until eventually they're asked to leave.

They're both horrible at shooting games. After wasting 10 bullets each and yelling at a bunch of kids for making fun of them, they leave 😭

Mary isn't very fond of haunted houses but Vin loves them so he persuades her into going.

Inside Mary is just super jumpy at every little sound and turn. She's holding onto Vin's arm for dear life, occasionally hiding her face in his chest to avoid looking at something unsightly. He teases her about it and she smacks him (with shaky hands ofc 😆)

Meanwhile Vin is laughing at the cheap ghost costumes and the sound effects. He is the one who points out the unnecessary creepy details, like the blood pooling in a corner and shit like that. Nevertheless, he also makes sure Mary isn't too scared.

Its the opposite on the rides. Vin hates them but Mary practically drags him on each of her favorite ones.

On the Roller Coaster, even with the safety of bars and straps around them, Vin grabs her hand. He tells her not to grin mockingly at him as he's just making sure she isn't scared. She rolls her eyes and lets him have it 😆

While on the Pirate ship (or what ever you call that big swinging boat ride), they're both screaming their lungs out.

After the rides, they rest for a while and just enjoy the street performers, even taking pics with those carnival mascots.

At the food stalls, they try a variety of snacks.

Mary loves sweet stuff but Vin doesn't. So she buys a cotton candy and jokingly sticks some of it at the corner of his mouth to annoy him. He chides her for it but eats the chunk in the end 😭

They buy some silly souvenirs like masks, those funky glasses that are extra large in size, etc.

Lastly, they go to the Ferris Wheel and take a lot of selfies from the top, with the view of the entire carnival in their background.

Later on their way back, they both fall asleep in the bus, shoulder to shoulder, heads resting against each other.

Hope you like these anon ♥

[arminarlertsslut]

nsfw alphabet: jean kirstein

warnings: +18, minors dni, smut

a/n: pic from cookie on pinterest!!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jean is incredibly soft. He carries you to the shower and washes your sweaty body, from how sore you’d be cause yk that man hung af no lie

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Jean is proud of his height, he loves that he’s so tall. He also likes his chest and hands. Jean absolutely goes crazy for your thighs (+ass). He loves to press kisses in between them and loves to squeez your thigh a lot. Bonus: he wil happily spend the rest of his life between them

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

It varies. It can be on your tits, if he wants to mark you up and show you that your his and his only. Or he will cum in you, which he does most of the time. He just loves the feeling of your walls squeezing him as he empties himself in you. Plus, he loves the idea of cumming in you raw. And seeing his cum leak out of your cute pussy

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Jean has a nude Polaroid of you that you gave him in his wallet & he gets off to it when you’re not around

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He didn’t have much experience, just some kissing and hickeys. But now that he’s with you, he thinks of himself at pretty good at sex

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy, doggy, doggy. Jean is an ASS MAN. It’s a fact.

Jean will hit it from the back and your ass will be covered in big handprints

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Sometimes it can be goofy but most of the time it’s passionate and serious

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Jean keeps himself trimmed. He doesn’t like a lot of hair on him

He actually likes hair on you but he doesn’t mind whatever you do down there

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s a very intimate, romantic and passionate lover. He’s the type to have roses on the bed ☺️

He’s also the type to whisper praises on your ear as he pounds your cunt

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jerks off a lot & records himself to send to you with your consent ofc

He cums on his stomach

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size kink, daddy kink, breeding kink, praise kink & voyeurism❗️❗️❗️

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Shower & the bed

If he’s feeling risky the kitchen sounds nice

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anything. Jean is horny 24/7.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No bodily fluids pls

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

A bit of both. He loves to eat you out. He loves the way your pussy tastes and the mess you make on his face. He also loves the way you squeeze his head and pull his hair, and the sweet sounds you make. But… he’s a different man when you’re gagging on his dick. He loves messing your hair up and seeing your spit all over his big dick. The way your eyes water and mouth feel is heaven to him

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He can be all, just depends on the situation.

He’ll be fast and rough if he’s mad or jealous.

Slow before a mission, taking his sweet time with making you cum.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He would love to do quickies but it takes time to prep your little pussy.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not really, takes him a bit to do that.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

At most 3. And he can last for a good twenty minutes.

T = Toys (do they sensualown toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He owns a little vibrator. Not just to tease you but for him too. He likes the way it feels on his tip.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Biggggggg tease. He will sit in front of you and jerk himself off while you’re on a zoom meeting.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He isn’t afraid to be loud. He mostly groans and curses.

He’ll moan your name over and over, letting you know how good you feel around his cock

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Jean likes it when you wear thigh highs, fish nets & stockings

He thinks they’re so pretty and it automatically makes him hard

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

We al know Jean is hung. He packs around 8 inches. It’s long, not too thick and it’s veiny. His shaft is a bit tanner than his skin tone and his tip is a brownish color

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He can go about 3 rounds, after that he’s spent but that’s a good thing cause your pussy gotta be good for him to get it up 3 times and bust 3 times

pls reblog and leave any feedback!! tyyyy 💗

❗️moved blog to @openforjean ! All my writing will go there, please follow if you want to see more❗️

[skiiyoomin]

Could you do a BTS reaction where they play strip poker with the guys?

ofcc, tbh, i have no idea how to play poker so i hope this turns out ok :P ngl, this was actually kinda hard but i like me a good challenge 😚also, ik this is actually wack and it's badly done so i apologize cause i cant write for shit 😀

⤑Back to navigation

Content: suggestive content, stripping

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

ღWhen you play strip poker

Seokjin

it started off goofy and fun

that was of course while you both were taking off irrelevant material like socks or jackets

but the second things start getting heated, his focus won't be so much in the game

whenever you took off any piece if clothing like your shirt or pants, he'd be eyeing you the whole time, unconsciously licking his lips

once you were both left in your undergarments, he would loose all interest in the game, his focus is solely on you

and you surely had quite a lot of attention that night

Yoongi

his focus was never on the game in the first place

whenever you strip a piece of clothing his eyes can't help but wander around your body

the more you strip the wilder his fantasies get

a smirk always seems to settle on his face as he eyes you up and down too

but soon enough the game is quickly forgotten, he can no longer contain himself and his desire to eat you out

Hoseok

kind of like Jin, you both started it off for shits and giggles

but then things started to get a little too intimate

and his head clouded with lustful fantasies of you

licking his lips, a small smirk placed on his lips, as you were close to being completely stripped of clothing, but so was he

pushing aside the game, he towered over you, looking down at you seductively

the rest is up to your imagination

Namjoon

despite how heated the atmosphere was getting

he still made sure to be a gentleman

if you were loosing too much, he made sure to loose a couple rounds himself so you were both equally stripped

however, his mind wasn't as respectful

looking you up and down, he bit his lip, taking your chin im between his index finger and thumb, mumbling in your ear

"why don't we take this to the bed hm?"

Jimin

it's a known fact that he's flirty af

he'd try to make you loose as much as possible, this in result being a flirty comment thrown your way

not to mention each one become more and more suggestive

the game is soon enough ignored when you're both left in your undergarments

he smugly smiled at you, leaning his head towards your ear, mumbling dirty words

you know what happened next

Taehyung

he didn't think much of it at first

but then you had to remove your shirt

and that's when he started to pay a bit more of attention

chuckling to himself, he didn't even bother going along with the game

he only looked at you with a small smirk and lust filled eyes

your attention snapped to him when he stood up and made his way to you

"i think i have a game much more fun than this in bed"

Jungkook

his competitive side + the said "punishment" of the game definitely had his gears going

as much as he loved the game tho, there were other things he was much more interested in atm

obviously that being you, the way he leaned his chin on his hand and looked you up and down as you removed more and more clothes had you weak to the knees

expectedly, he no longer wanted to play the game, preferring to do you instead

"you don't seem so interested in the game, how about i show you what real fun is baby"

[bluefire94]

Ben 10 Omniverse: How does it hold up IMO?

Yesterday I finished watching through the final installment of the classic Ben 10 continuity: Omniverse. This was actually the first time I watched through the series as I never viewed it when it was on the air. At that point I wasn’t watching TV cartoons in favor of YouTube videos and gaming on Steam. I did lurk on the news about it, though. I can still remember diehard UAF fans at the time unjustly ripping it to shreds for the changes it made, especially the art style. So after a decade since it premiered, I finally saw the series to completion. Overall, I would say that it is a good show although flawed (as is the case with each Ben 10 show). I actually like the art style that DJW (may he rest in peace)  brought to the series. It fits the more light-hearted yet still action-orientated nature of the show. I admit that I wasn’t a fan of some of the alien redesigns (Big Chill comes to mind), but others were an improvement over their originals (Jury Rigg comes to mind). The backgrounds were also quite detailed, showing some nice scenery throughout the various locations featured. As for the characters, it was a bit odd for Ben to again revert to his juvenile self after the events of UA, although he wasn’t as obnoxious about it compared to his AF season 3 characterization. While I do wish that we got more screen-time with Gwen and Kevin, Rook was definitely a favorite character of mine. I enjoy his can-do attitude despite being naïve about Earth culture. :) Some of the minor characters were enjoyable (such as Magister Patelliday) while others got a bit tiresome (Blukic and Driba), which brings me to my next point and my main criticism of the show: the comedy writing. Some running-gags got really stale and repetitive (especially Blukic and Driba’s bickering), while others just weren’t very funny to begin with. For example, making a joke out of why Julie and Ben broke up. That said, I can at least understand why they went with a more goofy tone: the ratings were down after UA’s more dramatic nature. Plus as someone who feels that UAF got melodramatic at times, I can appreciate a return to a tone of not taking itself too seriously. At least the overall plots were mostly good (with some poor ones here and there, like The Most Dangerous Game Show), and it was nice to see them expand upon established lore. The actions scenes usually had good choreography, which made them enjoyable most of the time. I do wish that there was a bit more of a epic finale, but what we got was a nice way to end the series, and setup an idea for a follow-up show (even though it never got made). I know this wasn’t the most concise review of the series. Maybe I could do more in-depth looks at different aspects, but for now I just wanted to share my overall thoughts on it. The bottom line, while this didn’t dethrone the OS as my favorite Ben 10 series, I still had a good time watching through it. Sure it had moments that were a bit cringeworthy (IMO) but nothing that made me hate it. I do like how people have overall come around to enjoying this series after it was ridiculed nearly all the time back then. So yes, I do think it’s an enjoyable series. :) If you want to read my thoughts on the OS and UAF, they can be found here: https://bluefire94.tumblr.com/post/658157827597156352/ben-10-2005-how-does-it-hold-up-imo https://bluefire94.tumblr.com/post/685610886708248576/ben-10-uaf-how-does-it-hold-up-imo

[ky-ancom]

Ok, so, I want my Tumblr account to be more geared towards exploring my creativity.

I tried that with Twitter, I had a number of threads I put a good deal of thought into that if I put some more work into them would definitely qualify as a good groundwork for a video essay. But ultimately Twitter is not a good place for that, especially because it is really fecking hard to find your older tweets.

Besides, I highly doubt Twitter would be a place for the kind of creativity that sparked this particular post.

The short version is, for the first time in years, I wrote a poem. I was trying to get to bed the other day, and my thoughts turned to an old TTRPG character I used to play in a game that faded off a while back. And this poem came to me almost in its entirety as something he would have written.

A bit more background: the game was Mutants and Masterminds 3rd Edition (a great, if not incredibly complex system), it was a 1 on 1 game just the GM and myself as the sole PC, and it was set in the Marvel Universe, not the MCU mind you but some numbered universe (I forgot what number my best friend, the GM, gave it). My character was Olly Morgan, who started the game as an ordinary member of Midtown High School's senior class of 2019 (or 2020, I forget exactly) and he was on a friend group consisting of Junior Year students Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Jessica Jones, and Gwen Stacy. And he would go on to become a far left anti-fascist vigilante known as The Red Specter.

How exactly Oliver gained his "powers" is really a story for another post. But what's important as lead up to this poem is that he became bonded with an Onryo (a Japanese spirit of vengeance made most famous internationally by movies like The Grudge and The Ring), who was murdered by members of Hydra during WWII. And due to their shared desire to...render unto fascists the only thing a fascist deserves, the two of them wound up being a very effective duo (mechanically she was a very powerful custom built entity brought into combat by a summoning power on my character sheet, it essentially worked out that I had two character sheets and I would play both mechanically in combat, but in RP and cinematic moments she would be controlled as an NPC by the GM). To explain their situation in game, she would either remain invisible or take on a physical visage of her living form and pose as an exchange student staying with Olly. When they were out solving NYC's neo-nazi problem she adopted a "superheroine" persona of Shin Rei (the name was my friends idea insisting the character would become fascinated by American superheroes and anime after meeting Olly's friend Peter), and together they worked toward the ultimate goal of finding the member of Hydra that had murdered her so that her soul could finally be at rest. And in true Marvel Comics inspired fashion, the two eventually fell in love (my friend is a notorious shipper when it comes to fictional universes).

We never actually played through all of that story, but we did play through a number of flash forwards in The Red Specter's and Shin Rei's story. Including their final farewell after finally avenging her death.

I have only cried I think three or four times due to how moving a TTRPG game/session has gotten. This was one of them. Just thinking about their last day together knowing they would very likely never be together again still rips my heart out in a way very few things outside the works of Mike Flanagan ever have. My friend is really good at doing goofy AF stories, as you no doubt have glimpsed upon in this rambling post, but damn is she a master at knowing just how to hit her players right their cores when the scene calls for it.

And it was to that moment that my mind lingered back to the other day. Specifically in the days after his love's long delayed departure to the afterlife. We only played a scant handful of sessions that took place after this moment, but I knew that Olly would be in a very dark place afterwards for quite some time. And it was thinking about this that the following haiku series came to me, literally as if Olly were reciting it in my mind (apologies in advance if this is about to be as abysmal as Vogon poetry, I haven't written anything like this in YEARS).

For Keiko

Our hard won fights fade

Like the final winter snow

Melts in spring time

Spider lilies grow

Beside and on your grave stone

Marking your passing

Dearest faint spirit

Your memory follows me

Raining like confetti

Rest easy now love

The undiscovered country

Beckons to you now

You know that I would

Follow you beyond the mist

If the living could

Would that I could pass

The test lost Orpheus failed

Just to be with you

Instead I stretch out

My arms wide out in that rain

And tend the lilies