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#if youre driving a car in which you can kill me which is most cars
i think every car is probably capable of killing a pedestrian, however i'm enamored by the idea that you have low-intensity superpowers & would destroy a Smart that runs into you
if a smart hit me i would break a clavicle or maybe a rib, so what im saying is it's a sliding scale from "no injury defo death" to "no death no injury" with Really small grey scale of "will defo not die and defo get injured".
the "no injury no death" is mostly comprised of this bad boy and its equivalents
i could eat this for breakfast. this bitch can store 32 clowns if you remove the chairs and the engine. its made of fucking aluminum to me. if there were four of me we could lift it up and then immediately go to the emergency room with displaced discs.
#my father borrowed it once#when i was about 4 yo#a smart is too compacted. a smart could kill me only at speeds which exceed city roads#a fiat? has engine in the back. crumples like paper.#dont quote me on the engine thing#a smart is like throwing a pebble at a bird. the bird (me) may or may not be hurt but has a decent survival chance imo#a fiat 126p is like throwing a basketball-sized ball of crumpled paper. i also will likely not be okay okay but i will be Fine#about as bad as a bicycle accident which ive got a history of getting into
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anyone interested in talking about the iconic 2000's middle-grade-bordering-on-ya book series gallagher girls??
#okay incoming rant about this series#i read the first book when i was 10 or 11 and i was absolutely obssessed with it. i read it so many times i had the entire story memorized#the issue was that i could not find the rest of the series anywhere. it was either sold out or out of stock#and then i found out that only the first 3 books had been translated into my first language so at that point i kinda gave up on them#anyway#flashforward to a couple of weeks ago#i was re organizing my bookshelf and on the back i found LYKY (is this how y'all are abreviating it??)#and remembred how much i loved it#and since i'm now fluent in english and was stuck at home recovering from a surgery i decided to download the entire series and read it#to find out what the fuck happened afterwards#long story short i read all six books in 4 or 5 days#and i haven't stopped thinking about them since#it's actually so funny how little information we have in the first book#i went all of these years thinking it was mostly a silly series about a boarding school for spies when actually SO MUCH happens afterwards#i can't believe i went all of these years unaware of zach goode's existence#truly character of all time#but also i can't stop thinking about how interesting it would have been if zach had come to hate the circle and his mom during the series#rather than before#make it a true enemies to lovers#and have us witness that portion of his character developement in real time instead of being told about it#like him slowly realizing through cammie and his time at gallagher that maybe what they were doing is wrong#i think it would have been very interesting to read#although let's be real it took me until halfway through book four to trust him and he was fully one of the good guys so..#but yeah i have a lot more to say but these tags are long enough#gallagher girls#okay i just want to add another funny anecdote about my experience with this series#my copy of LYKY has an age warning in the back recomending that readers should be above 13 yo to read it#and i distinctly remember finishing it and thinking the warning was kind of dumb bcs besides a few mentions of death and other heavier topi#nothing really happened#and now i realize it was a warning for the rest of the series not just the first book because jesus fucking chirst everything after
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«i had a dream about my funeral tonight» carlo after moretti's murder, who sometimes wonders if the same fate will befall him
«I sullied my youth with the most vulgar of dreams: In black cars that look like big turtles Shouting out over other people's thoughts in their skulls I'll have a dream about my funeral The bitter rubber of drunken saliva stretches and stretches, a stubborn thread And it ends, thinning When it ends, I'll be gone too Find me, find me, find me under the fence Eyes, eyes, eyelids, lips Black flame» ^ won't link the song but here's the other one that may fit the mood i guess. anyway it's a good song
«Dad, the kids are out in the yard They're burying a bird Not a pigeon or a tit Dad, give me two rubles I'll throw it in the pit Dad, we're family Don't be dramatic
Dad, my collarbone's been hurting all morning Somewhere in the middle of the yard There's a bird buried Dad, give me some milk I'll pour it in the pit»
#mafia 2#carlo falcone#sorry i think bout death on a daily basis#just wanted to let go and make smth chaotic not caring bout the result. very random stuff again#avart#some random personal stuff:#were discussin childhood not so long ago and it feels surreal for many#feels like a fever dream. syringes in the street and in the entryway#people lying unconscious in the bushes. the evening news about the uncaught maniacs in the city#fear of cars and stories bout missing people just being grabbed and taken away#trips to the cemetery. always brought to the grave: a glass of vodka; a pack of cigarettes; butterbrot; some candy#as a kid i always imagined the dead waking up at night and taking the gifts away#a lot of talk about the dead permanently. idk idk culture here is relatively built on death#and all this when ure 4-6 yo. memories that feel completely feverish
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I thought i escaped sims 4 but it's dragged my dumbass back again.
I hate this game. I need so many mods just to be able to just to fix it so i can play without being frustrated. but no matter how frustrated i get, i keep coming back : /
Anyways! Like my new little me? (i forgot what they're called. Avatar? *Shrug*) I'll put some more stuff (and doodles) about them under the cut
They're a candle! The body and oversize hoodie are all the wax and the undercut ponytail is the little flame (like Ember from Danny Phantom lol). Her feet are kinda goopy and her hands never show b/c the sleeves of the hoodie drip over them (sometimes driping off completely.)
i got kinda bored with my old one (drawing me but purple) so they got a little upgrade for my silly little personal doodles.
That is all : )
#random stuff#my doodles#idk what to call this#i will answer asks tomorrow#i started to do so today#but ran out of words halfway through#unfortunately i discovered the ultimate decades challenge in sims 4#which is fasinating me atm b/c it adds dice rolls to see if your sims live into each lifestage#and also the whole keeping track of how many years pass#i might keep this style of gameplay b/c i really like seeing how much time passes#and beign able to use my dice to add some randomness to my game is fantastic#it's been about 35 years in my game so far (with every 4 sim days being an approximate year)#my starting sim is now an exhausted 47 yo man#he had recently handed off his 'head of family' title to his only surviving son#but then the son died so he had to take it back#(i'm really hoping his grandson makes it to adulthood or i won't have an heir)#i'm pretty excited for the life and death expansion coming out soon#it goes well with this game since i'm gonna need those funerals lol#(also saw that your sims can have a baby with the grim reaper and that certainly has my attention : ) )#(that was one of the first things i tried to do when i first got the game)#(and i was so mad that it didn't work lol!)
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kinda cringe lol when it comes out that the creator of something incredibly popular and acclaimed is a piece of shit & people act like it was never actually that popular, never actually critically acclaimed (never mind that they were also singing its praises)
#mara.txt#this is about the last of us just for the record#which i legitimately was never into !#no dog in this race lmao#but i do distictly recall how popular and acclaimed it was On This Very Website#particularly when the show came out#but whatever. it really is dumb as hell to remaster a 4 yo game lmaooo#just think lyjng abt shit is deeply silly
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stottlemeyer's timeline as promised.
[find monk's timeline here]
#lol i had some difficulty deciding his dob and the birthdate#asked my little sister and she went. and i quote “he's definitely a fire sign. bro needed a damn yo-yo to calm down. and that didnt work!”#LMAOOO#xD#so this is what i settled on :“)#theres a 7 year age gap methinks#leland says to monk during mr. monk and the captain's wife that karen and he met when they were kids... i took that to mean 17-18#ted levine mentions how stottlemeyer was probably in the army and i like that so i went with it#stottlemeyer also mentions his rep about being the youngest.#so he transfer around age 24 and ig back then. that gets him the rep?#promoted to captain 4 years before trudy's death#he comments on how he was monk's watch commander in s01e01 so >->#yep thats it.
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thinking of rereading the entirety of HoME again. for my health
#‘for my health’ says the woman who has been struggling so much she’s barely read a book in the last half year lmao#silmarillion#(eh close enough)#tolkien#personal#also because I got so viscerally appalled when someone the other day tried to claim that ‘the second age has a lot less written about it tha#n the first age’ like I beG YOUR PARDON LMAO WHOMST#clearly someone hasn’t read unfinished tales 🙂↔️ clearly someone hasn’t read the entirety of HoME 🙂↔️#and like obviously idc idc I’m not a completionist truther read as much or as little of a fandom as you want enjoy what you want etc.#but when I went ‘oh there’s actually a lot in unfinished tales and in the home! it’s rly fascinating and fun and some of my favorites have y#ou had a chance to check it out ever?’ this person rly had the audacity to say they’ve ’read some of the unfinished tales’ like hm. somethin#tells me I don’t believe you lmao#I have never once in my life heard someone call. unfinished tales. the book. titled unfinished tales. ‘the unfinished tales’ like lmao what#anyways. it’s okay to admit you haven’t read something babe I was actually gonna recommend a few parts of that book and HoME you might enjoy#but 💋 okay then 💋#also normally I’d give ppl the benefit of the doubt but this person is Like This TM a lot and always has to outdo others & im over it lmao#but also also anyways. I am not immune to the HoME rereleased editions with that gorgeous artwork they are calling me and I am weak to#resist their siren song 😭😂 they’re so beautiful but each set of like 3-4 books (some have 3 some have 4 and the last one also has an index)#are like. over $100 each lmao ripppp.#I do own a few of the HoME but I don’t own all of them and. aaaaaa I need a complete reread#13 yo me 🤝🏻 late 20s yo me : going ‘hmm life is crazy maybe I need to immerse myself in the obscurent most dense Tolkien lore I possibly can#and yknow what. we’re so right. we’re so right#the history of middle earth#unfinished tales#and that conversation. as weird and posturing as that person was being. did get me reminiscing about my HoME obsessed days and I was like aw#I should revisit that :)#sometime self care is rereading 12 volumes of obscure lore about a fictional world with no one to talk with it about#anyways home my beloved. unfinished tales my beloved. love those books#obviously OBVIOUSLY I love the silmarillion and LOTR and the hobbit and beren and luthien etc etc ad infinitum as well! ofc! I just. I love#all of them ♡ hehe ♡
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It was snowing so drew a Miya 4 doodle in it :D
#they’re barely visible#but that doesn’t matter#it’s the thought that matters heheh#it’s been very cold this past month and I’ve been complaining about cold without snow just being miserable so I’m very pleased now#also… might have gotten myself sick because I rode my bike too fast this morning I -6 degrees celcius and apparently it gets colder when yo#go fast or something?? well my dad told me..#anyway :))#Miya 4#doodles#snow#haikyuu#miya atsumu#miya osamu#sakusa kiyoomi#suna rintarou#sakuatsu#sunaosa
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JUST FINISHED WAKFU SEASON 4 AND OH MY GOD MAN WHAT A RIDE
#wakfu season 4#wakfu#oh my god this entire season!!!!!#i am! in awe!#the animation is top notch#poor momma tho trauma is not easy to overcome#ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT YUGO AND THE FACT HE LITERALLY LOST HUNDREDS OF YEARS OF HIS LIFE TO TORTURE AND GOT NEVILLE LONGBOTTOMED AS A RESULT#WHAT THE FUCK ANKAMA#CAN'T WAIT TO HOP ON FANFICTION TRAIN TO EXPLORE THAT TRAUMA#LIKE FUCK YOU GET CAPTURED AND DON'T KNOW IF YOUR LOVED ONES MADE IT OUT OR NOT AND ALSO THEY'RE UNDER THREAT FROM SOMETHING THAT CAN'T#BE KILLED AND LITERALLY FEEDS ON THE ENERGY THAT CREATED THE WORLD AND MORE YOU GET TORTURED AND USED AS FEED FOR SAID UNDEAD AND UNDYING#CREATURES BECAUSE OF A BROTHER YOU LOST AGES AGO AND THAT HAUNTS YOUR SISTER (HIS TWIN) AND YOUR MOTHER AND THEN THE FEEDING PROCESS IS SO#PAINFUL YOU'RE FORCED TO RETREAT INSIDE YOUR OWN HEAD WERE YOUR EVIL TURNED GOOD COUNTERPART GIVES YOU A PEP TALK AND ALSO BEATS YOU UP#TO THEN FINALLY FREE YOURSELF THANKS YO YOUR OTHER EVIL TURNED GOOD BROTHER THAT SACRIFICES HIMSELF TO SAVE YOU FROM GETTING TORTURED AGAIN#AND THEN WHEN YOU GO ASK YOUR FRIENDS TO GELP YOU FIGHT THEY MISTAKE YOU FOR YOUR EVIL COUNTERPART AND TRY TO BEAT YOU UP#ALL OF THIS IN A SPAN OF A DAY AT MOST#BUT THEN AGAIN FOR YOU IT PROBABLY FELT LIKE AGES LONGER THAN THAT#LIKE FUCK LIFE I GUESS??????#i have feelings about yugo if you can't tell#wakfu season 4 spoilers#wakfu spoilers#this is not a safe space there's spoilers#beware the spoilers
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been playing way too much slime rancher recently, and am now getting The Urges to make some kind of rtc slime rancher au
#i don't even know how it would work#or what it would consist of#my brain just wants to combine all my interests constantly#ricky would turn all the slimes into tabby largos#misha would like rad slimes because “they're rad yo”#ocean would probably try to make hunter largos and then get bitten. the idea of her being bitten by a slime amuses me#does any of this make sense#am i still speaking english#i have accumulated nearly 24 hours of playtime in 4 days#i love slime rancher so much#btw if anyone is for some reason reading this and is yet to play the game but wants to#if you have a jetpack you can hop the wall into the moss blanket without opening the gate with a key#save yourself a slime key#i discovered that years ago when the game was in early access. it has never been patched#life tips with disorganised-bagel#help this has gotten so off-track#i think noel would connect with mosaic slimes on a deep fundamental level. idk why. i just get the vibe#constance would like pink slimes i think#like everyone else always overlooks the pink slimes because they're so common but constance has a whole corral of them#don't ask me about penny headcanons for this hypothetical au that i'm making up on the spot as i write this at 11:32pm#because i have no clue#she'd probably actually know what she was doing i guess. she'd probably laugh at ocean for getting bitten by a slime#this post is so unhinged i'm so sorry i'm gonna go sleep now i think lol#bagel thoughts
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I’m probably deeply biased because he is played by Rahul Kohli but I’m on the 4th episode of The Fall of the House of Usher and I’m finding Leo Usher significantly more sympathetic than his siblings
#NO SPOILERS PAST EP 4 PLEASEEEEE#oh he cheats? and he does drugs? and he sucks as a person?#like yeah of course he does he’s a trust fund baby#and yes he killed that cat. but I feel like he wouldn’t have killed that cat if Verna wasn’t in control#like everyone else is Truly Horrible#they abuse their subordinates and sexually manipulate them#or they plan to blackmail people with cctv footage of consensual sex acts and drug use including their sister in law#or LET A WOMAN POSSIBLY DIE IN SURGERY WHEN THEY THINK SHE’S A POOR PERSON WITH A HEART DEFECT AND LIE TO HER ABOUT THE CHANCE OF DEATH#LIKE VICTORINE IS EVIL IM SORRY SHE MAY BE HOT BUT SHE’S EVIL#sorry leo you didn’t deserve to die like that you were a grade a asshole but I could see there was a heart and a kindness#buried under the drugs and your father’s influence and money. rehab and therapy and being cut off could have saved you#I’m not questioning Verna. but I’m saying hey honey maybe this one. this one could have been a better fix#YO VERNA GAY???? WIN#the fall of the house of usher#leo usher
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they should bring back that period of time back when yo-kai watch was fairly popular in america where you could get yo-kai watch stuff at dollar tree. that's where all my yo-kai watch figures n medals n stuff are from-
#puppy rambles#yo-kai watch#aside from the medals i got from the blind bags i got for my birthday and my yo-kai watch which i also got for my birthday (from amazon)#and my jibanyan n rudy plushies (from ebay. seemingly from a ufo catcher originally also they came with string loops attached)#oh and also i have a komajiro medal moments figure somewhere that a school friend gave me. i mean i say friend#but the friendship was literally just cuz me her and her i think cousin who went to the same school#were like the only three people there who liked yo-kai watch-#wonder if either of them still do. i haven't seen them since elementary school#even though logically they would've gone to my middle school. guess they must've moved#god i miss when yo-kai watch was still kinda popular 😔 i mean i like the fandom being small it's nice but#having more people to talk about it with was nice too. and being able to get stuff easily#if i knew about 3 releasing when it first released i'd probably have one of the 3‚000 copies of it that exist-#or is it 4‚000. sorry i'm sick and also kinda fluctuating between hyperfixations rn-
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Ridley Scott made a 4 and a half hours Napoleon movie and now he's out there telling historians to 'get a life' for pointing out that a bunch of things in said movie are fake as fuck? Old men get so bold when they get near death's door, it's almost impressive to me.
#papaw is really out there like 'caring about history is dumb and lame actually. anyway go see my period piece!'#'and don't forget to watch the 4 1/2 version when i get to release it somewhere!'#'but do not I repeat DO NOT have any critical thought about my movie or else you're a no life loser'#seriously this 'clapback' was worthy of a 13 yo tiktoker but he's an 85 years old man#tragic#btw the actual movie is nowhere near 4 1/2 hours but he apparently did shot that version and he indeed wants to release it somewhere#and all i got to say about that is...get a life ridley nobody wants to spent an entire day watching your fanfiction
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... i think i'm gonna pull for arlecchino actually...
#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo，ide yo !!#today i woke up and was suddenly hit in the face with the realization of how insanely attractive she is#it's weird why it's only hitting me just now when i finished act 4 like three days ago#way to kick in late，queerness. smh#anyway，pulling plans#still pulling for venti on main obviously#on the alt i just lost the 50/50 on the neuvillette banner#and i really only pulled on it because i got the hp sword super early and i don't need any of the 5 star weapons#and i figured i would benefit from his diving passive because i failed to get freminet in the previous banner#and i was just bored honestly#i'm exercising all the self-control i can muster on main. so it feels good to dump my primos onto whatever on the alt#but now i think i'm gonna save the guarantee i now have for arlecchino#i still have a shit ton of freemo sources on the alt so it doesn't matter if she comes home at hard pity#plus my alt is literally pyro central so she'll be right at home there#fingers crossed that sigewinne drops alongside her banner so i can get her too while i'm pulling#whether i pull for her on main or not will depend on her kit tho. my pyro dps needs are pretty much filled with lyney so idk#i really should just save my guaranteed on the alt for shenhe#but i'm BORED#and i still have thousands of untapped exploration freemos on the map so i'm not worried about being unable to get her#and who knows when the hell she's getting a rerun anyway. it could take months，and i'm not willing to sit on primos that long quite frankly#it would also be wiser to get furina because hydro archon and she's probably gonna be a broken support for all the pyros on my alt#but i really don't care for her honestly. she's interesting in the story，but not in a way that makes me want to pull for her as a character#maybe in a rerun after i reach the pulling for utility stage on that account#which i already kinda was considering i tried to pull for zhongli (sort of. who i really wanted was freminet)#idk where i was going with all of this. but yeah. those are the pulling plans#my freemo well is running a little dry on main tho. so i'm gonna redirect some of that pulling because i want to into the alt#ugh pulling for utility is boring tho#the only reason i'm so dead-set on pulling for shenhe is because i am first and foremost a chongyun main and she's his best support#and i also like her a fair amount so there's that
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Keep opening my mouth to say something tf related and then like. Oh wait i didnt tell anyone that yet. Hrm.
#some shit#its like. stage 1. blog about it casually. 2. blog about it effortfully 3. actually mentioned it yo my friend when they msg like --#'what have you been up too' cause if i not mention it ill wont have anything to say.#[im stage 3 now.] 4. actuallying talking about. 5. saying shit out loud#which. its like u know i dont where a mask at home. just standig arounf smiling cause im thinking about big robot..#OR ALSO. like im still talking about turtles a lot. DO U KNOW. how many tangential spring to mind U_U#its not called cisformers
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Will always be funny that all the diamond warden became iridas friend behind adamans back
#z rambles#Sabi literally resides near the pearl settlement and I really do think Irida make sure she's safe and healthy#Making sure no one in the pearl clan is driven by clan hatred enough to hurt a child or just in general checking up on her#I also like to think Irida tent is up on the tallest mountain watching over everyone from there. She's also the only one able to stand#The cold at that height but sabi is also the only other person having any mean up going up there too#I like to think Irida let sabi stays in her tent if its getting dark and there's no way shed fucking sent this kid off in the night#also the news of mai irida friendship is so fucking funny to me#Like ofc you'd befriend your enemys sister. Do u think they talk about their childhood tgt#Do u think mai is one of the earliest people to ever know irida hidden emotion insecurities and secrets?? Yeah#I can go soooo much further into that and how mai became one of the people Irida trust. Like omggg theres so much there#The potential is crazy also I just think mai personality is also what makes adaman a bit more laid back#And I think she has that effect on people ya know. Making others feel secured#I'd say iscan and irida relationship is rather awkward like how you act toward your brotber in law ya know so not much there#But Irida do rely on Iscan sometimes#Arezu and irida have such a little cousin older cousin vibe to them and idk why. Like I can absolutely see Irida teachinng arezu#And helping her with kindness and patience she wish was given to her when she was young#Also I just think irida find arezu cute. Tho she can def get on her nerve at times and shes like this is a child#But its like. Your age gap is literally just 4 years 💀💀💀 arezu 21 yo gang ☝☝#anyways melli and irida relstionship is the funniest to me and idk why#I just think their relationship is so coworker like but I do think they both respect each other for their own musical talent and belief#Tho it def took them a bit of a rocky start and they bicker sometimes mostly about ingo and adaman. Its cute#Theyre both full of hate but so incredibly beautiful and talented. I just think its comical. Just two haters ❤
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