#when he makes you jealous on accident lmaooo

[aurorasgate]

guys im so sorry i know y’all don’t follow me for this man but my body is desperate to write more sephiroth x reader

[lovelyraven01]

Dating the Genshin Men HCs

Featuring: Albedo, Ayato, Childe, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Heizou, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli

Warnings: Suggestive themes. Swearing.

This is the most fun I've had writing something in a long time plssssss

Albedo: 

Ur his first s/o so he doesn’t understand affection but tries

The first time you tried holding his hand he got confused and snatched his hand away thinking it was an accident lmaooo 

Weirdly a good kisser

Likes to draw u nakey

Make u coffee or tea or whatever you wanted in the mornings

Has pretty bad insomnia, you gotta drag this man to bed or else he will be up ALL NIGHT

Ayato:

Acts high and mighty but is actually such a baby for you 

Begs u to go out and get boba with him MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY 

Secretly loves scented candles lmaooo and would melt if you surprised him with one

Isn’t afraid to take you out and show you off at all his business meetings and parties 

He likes it when u pull his hair 👀

Highkey a sugar daddy and will spoil u

Childe: 

Bros a family man. Definitely bugs you about having kids 

Likes to play fight but will let you win… Most of the time

Will give you piggyback rides if you’re tired of walking 

Teases you mercilessly but would literally want to jump off a cliff if he ever accidentally hurt your feelings 

Comes home bloody and bruised from fights and haves you tend to him as a personal nurse

Don’t worry he’ll thank you later 👀

Dainsleif:

Emotionally unavailable but tries for you 

The first time he tried initiating a kiss he accidentally knocked his teeth into yours and now he's scared to initiate any form of contact LOL

Will take you out at night and watch the fireflies with you

Likes holding ur hand and will play with your fingers and stroke the top of your hand 

Whispering sweet nothings into his ear will simultaneously make him all mushy but also really h0rnee

He’s a softy for small animals (especially cats) and will often bring them home 

Diluc:

#1 in the daddy issues category. Interpret that however you please 

Will make u food if you help him at the winery or tavern 

Likes to surprise you with flowers and picnics for no reason 

Lays his head on your chest when y’all snuggle 

Gets jealous kinda easily lol but also easy to reassure 

Gorou:

Says he doesn’t like his tail or ears touched but that’s BULLSHIT. Pls pet his tail and ears; just be gentle

Has a praise kink for sure 

Chases crystalflies and will bring u one as a gift 

He’s scared of bugs and will make you kill them

Likes taking walks around Inazuma with you

He swings ur arm around like a little kid when y’all hold hands 

Itto:

Likes showing off his strength and carries you EVERYWHERE

Gives the best bear hugs 

Secretly can’t swim but never admitted it until he almost drowned when y’all went skinny dipping 

He likes sleeping on your pillow with you but he also drools in his sleep so sometimes u wake up with a puddle of drool on your pillow 

Is ur biggest hype man and will always praise you and treat u as if you were a god/goddess 

“WHOOOO LESSGO BABY YOU LOOK FINE AS HELL”

Kaeya:

UGH I could go on and on about this man I’m so downbad for him

Likes to surprise you with a visit when he’s supposed to be working cuz he misses u

Has no shame and will grab ur ass EVERYWHERE even in public and in front of people. PDA is not a word in his vocabulary 

Cries in his sleep and ur too scared to bring it up tbh 

The first time you genuinely complimented him (like u called him handsome or something) he got so flustered he giggled and he got SO EMBARRASSED LOL

Gives the best back massage you’ve ever had but it often leads to more…

He acts like he wears the pants in the relationship but tbh it’s you. You have him wrapped around your finger <3

Kazuha: 

He writes u love poems and shit 

Makes the best tea and always makes sure to have a cup waiting for you every morning 

Y’all get high together on the daily and just go wandering 

One of those times Kazuha fell into a stream and dropped his blunt and he got so sad he almost cried 

Gives the best kisses 

Likes to slow dance with you in the moonlight 

Heizou: 

He loves taking u on fancy dinner dates and just treating you like royalty 

Probably has just a hint of little man syndrome but it’s so fucking funny 

Will kiss your face all over for literally forever cause he just loves u so much 

Is definitely into roleplay lmaoo 

He gets so happy if you pack lunch for him to take to work - he often forgets to eat when working but if it’s made by you he always takes time to enjoy it

Likes to stand on things to make himself taller than you and then give u a kiss 

Scaramouche:

Sometimes u wonder if he even likes u but then one time he didn’t see you for like half a day and he bitched so much about it looll 

He DEFINITELY has little man syndrome 

Acts like tough shit but at night when y’all sleeping he CLINGS to you

His love language is gift giving cause he can’t use his words for shit 

The first time he tried to tell u he loved you he stuttered so bad and you kinda had to hold back a laugh cause it was really funny 

Thoma:

Literal house husband 

Would be so happy to clean and cook for u while you’re out so when you come home your house is clean and there’s food on the table

Is another softy for animals and often takes them home

Also has a praise link 

Is easily flustered and if you compliment him he’ll blush so hard and try to cover his face 

Says he loves you literally all the time it’s almost annoying 

Venti:

Since being with you he’s been drinking a lot less and has been more at peace 

Sings to you when you’re sad or scared 

Really likes hugs and wants to hug u all the time 

Falls asleep the second y’all start to watch a movie 

He put cat ears on you once as a joke and got so flustered he choked on his spit and had a coughing fit 

Xiao:

Another guy who you often wonder if he even likes you but this mf literally stalks u

Not in weird or creepy way just in the ‘you mean so much to him that he wants to protect you with his whole life’ way 

Sleeps like he’s dead (like he doesn’t move or looks like he’s breathing) and it worries u sometimes 

The first time he told u he loved u it was just so randomly that you didn’t react right away cuz u were so shocked and he got so embarrassed he teleported away and didn't come back for TWO DAYS LMAOO

Now he will often tell you he loves you, especially if he has to go away for a while 

Zhongli:

King of forehead kisses 

Often bores you to sleep at night with his stories. He never minds though 

Likes it when you sit in his lap 

Also gives really good back massages but also will want something in return lmao 

His compliments are so beautiful and heartfelt it makes you blush every time 

On your birthday

“This is a dried glaze lily that came into bloom on the day of your birth. Long ago, the people of Liyue would say that this flower blooms bearing the weight of the beautiful memories and prayers of the land. I believe this to have been applied on the day you were born as well."

[qui-02]

When your ex is trying to get you back

He would be the most mature out of all of the team. If you have a good grip of the situation he would let you handle it but he will keep an eye on you just in case. After a while and you can’t make progress and you are getting irritated he will have to step in to make your filthy ex go away. He will verbally abuse your ex,lol. He just wants to protect his beautiful and precious S/O!

“No wonder Y/N dumped you,I can already see so many things wrong with you.”

“If your trying to steal Y/N form me again your probably jealous and have low self-esteem.”

Suna is not the type of boyfriend to get jealous easily, he knows you can handle yourself and he trusts you. Daily when someone tries to flirt with his S/O he would usually hide behind a wall or a shadow laughing his ass of to the poor guy who you just rejected. Similarly to kita if your Ex is still begging you to get back with him with puppy eyes he will scare the crap out of him. He gives him that “I am going to kill you” stare and then with a very commanding tone say “leave” you get scared since Suna doesn’t get that angry.

“Leave us alone, you are making a fool out of yourself in front of the whole school you idiot”

Atsumu would EXPLODE!!! He would cause a whole ass murder scene,lmaooo. The fact that he literally every guy in the school knows to stay away from flirting form the blonds S/O and then suddenly this pig has the audacity to do that, hell no. You have to pull him away form your ex since he became very hot headed in that moment.

“ Ya know Y/N likes me way more because I have a better d*ck you disgusting pig”

Definitely more chill that Atsumu but still gets angry at the thought of someone stealing his S/O away form him. For some reason I feel like he would expect you to tell your ex off just to make sure you don’t have any feelings for him. If he still keeps nagging you he will attempt to attack him with a volleyball.

“Try to do that again and your head will be flying across the court instead of a volleyball”

(Tries to hit him with a volleyball)

Does things very very politely at first like just telling him to leave and stuff. He stay very chill and calm actually since well he trusts you and he knows that you only love him. When you keep ignoring your ex and he doesn’t get the fact that you are not interested in him he would have to get physical with him. Grabs anything that he can throw at his ex telling the teacher that it was an accident (throws it perfectly at him)

“Keep trying to do that and I will not stop throwing stuff at you during school”

[artjungwon]

no body no crime ⭞ jungwon

yang jungwon x gn!reader

angst

/!\ vanishing, implied death of main character, murder yeah i got carried away

based on taylor swift's no body no crime

it was never jungwon's plan to have his whole life dedicated to finding clues and potential suspects. no it was never his plan, his life just turned upside down overnight with no warnings

because "accidents" never come with any warning, jungwon should've known that. for exemple when you went missing, nothing could have warned him that his lover would just disappear

he had his own suspicions of course, jungwon was never the jealous type and fully trusted you, but he can't help but feel like you started being a little different since you started talking with the new guy at school and he was sure that he had something to do with your disappearance

he just had so many hints that he committed the crime, he just had a hard time getting the actual proofs

it drove him crazy how whenever he tried to talk about it with adults they would say it doesn't make any sense and he should just get over it because it was just impossible for him, he needed to find you or get revenge

as weeks went by, and there was still no trace of you anywhere, jungwon started to lose hope. however, he was not done, the mix of anger and unfairness that he had made him come with a whole new plan

he needed to get revenge for you. he needed to kill him. nevertheless it was never jungwon's plan to end up behind the bars so he was prepared to every possible scenario

and so the day he killed the one that took away his one and only love, he made sure to leave no trace of the body

because one lesson he learned with your vanishing is that no body, no crime

✉💗 definitely got carried away with this one lmaooo tell me what you think of it tho 🤔

[oppabimbab]

the harder, the better | park jinyoung

genre : smut (riding, stroking, cursing)

starring : jinyoung x reader

synopsis : when you can’t help the jealousy and anger at your boyfriend, park jinyoung, you start to act up like a bitch but he end up making sure that you well aware; he wants no one but you. he wants to fuck you harder, more than anyone else

words count : 3653 words

side note : hello thirsty hoes. im back with jinyoung’s fic bc tl seems dry af (i know yall is doing quarantine thingy thats fine) its kinda bad lmaooo but yeah you gonna read it anyway 👀

You sip the remaining champagne inside the tall glass that you have been swirling for god-knows-how-long. Just as much as you love that alcohol, today it tastes like a motherfucking poison in your throat. It’s burning your tongue every time you swallow a drop—like a fire. Just like your heart.

You glance at your boyfriend, Jinyoung, who is talking casually to bunch of his friends that he bumps to at the bar counter, not too far from your seats.

He looks as majestic as he always does—broad shoulder, long and toned legs, muscular arms and delicious torso.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with how your boyfriend behaves with his friends but what bothers you the most is that one bitch, who is always clinging to him from the first minute you come here to the party.

Irene. That beautiful bitch. She always stands there beside Jinyoung; chuckling at every words that come out from his mouth—moving her ass and exposing her boobs for them to brush against him while she gave the endless refilled wine to him. Let alone, staring at him while he smiles and laughing, like you aren’t existed here.

Damn, is that a friend should do? You know she is Jinyoung’s colleague, he has been chanting that to you and you’re convinced but you can’t remember that, a friend should grind her body to her colleague like she wants to fuck him—that much. You’re positive until today when you clearly can’t hold the anger anymore.

When the last drop of the champagne touch your throat, you met her eyes. Her bitchy eyes along with the foxy smile, plastering all over her face before she scoots closer to Jinyoung and on purpose, she ‘accidently’ makes herself fall on him—making her exposed boobs slightly brush on his arms.

Just how gentleman Jinyoung is, he looks shock and immediately helps her to get on her feet. Making her smile becomes wider, at you.

Seeing that, you can’t help but feel extremely intimidated and pissed. Not sure if it’s solely on that bitch Irene or your boyfriend. You inhale some air to calm yourself from the sight. You try to look unbother, not giving any piece of damn at her, who is having fun drooling at your man.

For real, Irene is extremely gorgeous. You can’t deny. You know people swoon over her because of her beauty and sexiness every time she passes by, doing the bare minimum—or simply said, she is the main star of this party. Everyone loves her. She looks perfect. Just like him.

Now, that thought bothers you the most.

**

The ride is filled with silences from both of you and him as he drives back to the apartment that you have been sharing with him for the past 9 months.

You don’t feel like talking to him. At all. He asked you to come along to this party but why the fuck did he make you feel less—like you don’t belong there, as his girl. You’re not sure what he did wrong but when you saw him walking back to you at the table after almost touching other girl’s boobs, you immediately feel upset. Extremely upset. You’re pissed, annoyed, jealous and angry. You can’t bring yourself to talk to him at this moment.

And he seems like he doesn’t care about that. Good thing because all you want is to go back to sleep with this anger. You stare out of the window, completely silent.

“You’re giving an attitude,” he breaks the silence between you and him as the silence happens way too long. You cock your eyebrow and glance at him slightly before looking back at the window.

“Excuse me?” you say—trying not to sound annoyed or pissed even honestly, you want to scream.

He exhales some air before tilting his head at you, looking at your obvious frustrated face. You can feel his big hand snake on your exposed thigh, giving it a slow rub while the other hand is on the steering.

“May I know, why is my girl acting up like this?” he sounds calm and serene—unlike you. You push his hand away from your skin without looking at him.

“Focus. I’m not in the mood, Jinyoung,”

You see his face changes, from the corner of your eyes but you don’t care. The least thing he can do is stop being such an asshole at this moment. You don’t want to talk, not to him.

“Why are you always acting up without reason at times like this?” he says through gritted teeth as he clenches his jaws. You can’t believe he just said that.

“What? Me?”

“Yes, you,”

“Are you serious? I said i’m not in the mood. Just drives us home and leave me alone, Jinyoung. You’re such an asshole,” you can’t help your anger anymore when he is pointing the arrow back at you. Sure, he said something harmless but at times like this, everything pisses you off. You’re fucking pissed when he stares back you like he did nothing.

Before he could say anything, he stops the car at the side of the road. Your eyebrow furrowed at his gesture as you look at him, confused and pissed. Jinyoung looks back you, completely mad.

“Alright. Why don’t you tell this asshole, your problem? For fuck sake baby, I don’t know if you don’t tell me,” he runs his hands through the hair, sounded frustrated at your moody ass tonight.

You shrug.

“I don’t know. Ask Irene,” now, you know you sound like an immature bitch but you don’t care. He is being such an asshole.

“Irene?” he cocks his eyebrow.

You don’t reply anything.

“What does Irene has to do with this topic?”

He is dumb.

“That’s fine, Jinyoung. I want to go home. I’m tired. Let’s talk about this later,,” you heave a small sigh, rubbing your head as you ignore his question because you don’t feel like explaining the little anger in yourself now. Or both of you will get into a serious fight. You just don’t want him around.

You look at him and his eyes changed. They are darkened and hooded—the same eyes when he is mad and pissed.

“Fucking sit on me now,” he commands. Your jaw drops at him as he unbuckle the seat belt around his body. Which part of going home that he doesn’t understand?

“Jinyoung! I don’t wan—“

“I said sit on me. Make me repeat and I’ll make you regret,” his eyes burn with fire, you can see the popping veins along his jaw and neck. You’re not sure why but he looks fucking delicious.

You heave a frustrated sigh as you unbuckle the seat belt before you climb all over him and sit on his lap—facing him with your back only few inches away from the steering wheel.

Both of you stare at each other before you look away from his eyes when you can’t contain the jealousy and anger in yourself every time you think of what happened earlier. It upsets you so much that you can feel your heart is aching.

“Now, fucking tell me why you’re behaving like you miss my cock,” he utters the words as he brings both his hands on your hips—looking up to find your eyes. You hiss at his touch, making his eyebrow lifted.

“I’m so pissed,”

“You can’t be pissed in this dress. Definitely not in this dress that makes me want to fuck you hard,” Jinyoung trails his eyes to your neck, your exposed chest and to your ass. You know he is good at dirty talk because you can feel butterflies all over your stomach.

You scoff at him.

“Sure but I think Irene wants you to fuck her harder than me. Sure, Jinyoung,” you can’t look at him on the eyes as your heart hurts at the thought. You try to get off from his lap before you feel his grip tightened around your hips.

“I see,” he nods.

“Baby, are you jealous?” he looks at you, hiding his beautiful smile behind his bitten lip.

“Yes. Very much,” you stare back at hiim—telling him how deep the pain and jealousy is.

His smile gets wider.

The silence starts to build between you two before he speaks up.

“Everyone can see that she wants you. Don’t tell me you didn’t notice that,” you roll your eyes, annoyance starts to build when you think of her. Jinyoung hides his smile.

“Do you believe that?” he asks and you had it enough. You squeal at him, to let you go back to your place and end this night but he wouldn’t budge as he grabs your hips tighter to keep you on his lap.

“How do I make you realise that I’m all yours?” he squeaks, rubbing your clothed ass along with your inner thigh, causing you to whimper softly.

“Fucking you here, in this car?” he whispers before he leans closer to your body and starts to trail sloppy kisses on the sweet spot while he chants the dirty words. You can’t help but squirm at his touch as you bring your hands to hold on to his shoulder.

“Jinyoung, don’t,” you whimper at his touch even deep inside, you know you want this more than him. He chuckles at your words.

“I can feel your juices on my thigh, then you’re telling me no? Such a cute kitten,” he bites the soft skin on the collarbone as he calls your favourite pet name. When you no longer can hold the sudden excitement in your body, you start to grind on his thigh, rubbing your pussy on his thick thigh. It makes him groans, in pleasure while staring at your pussy. He grunts in frustration when the thin underwear covers the red pussy.

“Jinyoung....,” you moan his name and he hums at your calls while bitting his lips. His eyes darkened when he can see your red pussy under the thin fabric underwear. He must be thanking God for letting you to wear such a short dress so it makes it’s easier for him to hover the pussy.

“Oh my god,” he grunts as he pulls your hips, to make the move becomes faster and wilder, eventually growing the huge bulge that is starting to touch your throbbing clit. You moan out loud at the touch, throwing your head to the back while keeping the same pace on his lap as he pulls your closer with his big hands The feeling—so fucking good. The car is filled with hot breath from both of you.

“Ah!” your breath hitched when you can feel a familiar knot inside your pussy and abdomen—making you to look at him while moaning his name. He likes it when his name comes out from your mouth when he is abusing the pussy. He feels like a sexy dominant and he will make sure the scream gets louder when he finally pumps his cock inside you.

“How the hell I want to fuck her harder when I have this pussy, wet and juicy—just for me? Tell me how, baby,” he whispers, rubbing his index finger on your clothed clitoris, circling and pinching it while looking at your moaning mess face, when you’re coming to the climax.

He hisses—completely mesmerised at your beautiful cunt.

“Ah! Jinyoung!” as he rubs your clit and forcing you to grind on his huge bulge, you let out a small squirt on his jeans—soaking it wet with the juices. He hums in approval—licking the liquid around his finger while staring at you, like a provocative beast.

“Sweet cunt,” he says while chuckling.

“Is that enough?” he adds, cocking his eyebrow at you. You pant on his shoulder, slightly confused at his question.

“I want more,” you whisper. Needy and desperate, completely different than you were few minutes ago. His chest vibrats as he giggles.

Before you could say anything, he lifts the hem of your mini dress and pulls it to your chest—leaving your boobs bounce to his sight. You squeal in surprise. In just a blink of eyes, he unclasps and throws your bra to the back seat. You look outside—you sure don’t wanna let anyone see you this erotic.

“Fuck,” his eyes darkened when he brings his eyes to your boobs—chanting a trail of curses before he gropes them, roughly. Your body jerk at the touch, making the boobs bounce.

“You’re fucking beautiful, do you know that?” he says before taking one of your nipples into his mouth—sucking the bud hungrily. Your chin is up—moaning even louder than before as you press your body closer to him—deepened his mouth to your hardened bud. Your run your hand through his hair while the other one, holding on the car seat.

Every words that come out from his mouth, sounds like an ecstasy and it’s making your cunt pools with liquid. Skin tingles a lot and all you wanted is to feel him inside your body. He hums, biting the nipple, causing you to fill the car with his name. His warm and playful tongue—goddamn it feels like heaven.

“Jinyoung, get inside me,” you whine like a kitten when he pulls from you. You can see a boyish grin all over his face as he stares at you like a motherfuckinh predator. Your pussy clenches at the sight.

Before you could say anything, he trails his fingers to the strap of your panty before he rips it—exposing the raw pussy to his eyes.

“Oh my god,” you scream. He giggles, throwing the panty to the passenger seat as he slaps your ass.

“I’ll buy you a new one later,” he whispers, staring at the pussy as he gives it slow stroke. You whine at the touch. It’s slow and addicting, now you suddenly miss his big cock.

Impatient, you push him against the car seat before you unbuckle the belt around his jeans, slightly pull the pant to his knees—leaving his boxer alone. He says nothing as he let you get the touch of his cock by yourself. When you see the throbbing bulge, you immediately pull the boxer—making his dick slapping your lower abdomen. You moan at the contact.

“Come, baby. Do whatever you want to do,” he gives a small kiss on your neck before he leans against the seat to let you take over. You catch his eyes for a few seconds before you look down and starts stroking his member from up to down, smearing the pre-cum all over the veiny cock. He groans at your soft touch, making you look at him while bitting your lower lip—seductively.

Jinyoung throws his head to the back, slapping your ass over and over again as you please him. His dick is damn big and hard—you wonder how would he feels like inside this tight pussy of yours? Your cunt is screaming for the fill.

After few more strokes, you stop. Lifting your ass up while you rub the tip of his cock on the wet entrance, increasing the sensitivity. Both of you and him moan like crazy. Slowly, you sit down on him—completely burying his dick inside your tight and slippery pussy—causing you to scream to the air. Jinyoung hisses, breathing hard as he looks down where his dick get buried.

“Goddamn. You take my cock so well,” he moans, gripping your juicy ass so you can move in sync with him. You hold on the car seat while the other hand is palming his chest as you start to ride on his dick. Jinyoung has been really big, why the hell he makes the sex feel so damn good even you already had hundred sex with him? You open your mouth and moan while staring at each other’s eyes.

“I’m your kitten,” you whisper, bouncing up and down on his dick—slapping his balls with your ass like tomorrow doesn’t come. He chuckles.

“Yeah. My kitten,” he bites his lower lip, grabbing your breast in his big hand and squeeze it roughly. A gush of air leaves your lungs at the sensation. You scream his name.

“Jinyoung! Ah!” your body jerk. The sound of slapping skin fills the car, you’re very sure the car is shaking like hell. But, your mind is too busy to think about that. His big cock in your tight cunt. What a perfect combination.

“Fucking sexy. You’re the sexiest woman I’ve ever seen in my life,” he grunts through gritted teeth as he gropes the breast while he watches you humping on his dick. You moan like a mess. Throwing your head to the back, know nothing but his dick. When he notices your move becomes slower, he grabs your hips and quickened the pace up and down. Letting your wet pussy coating his member with white substances.

“Ah! Baby!” you leans forward and breathe on his neck, moaning, whimpering while he takes over. Jinyoung grunts in every thrust. He will make sure your pussy will be swollen.

“Fuck me harder, baby. Harder,”

“Of course,” he grunts. The pace quickened and the thrust deepened—making he hits your G-spot over and over again with no mercy. Tears prick on your eyes. It feels so good. So damn good being in his embrace while he is pumping inside you.

“Good, isn’t it?”

“Y-yes. Ah! Please, don’t stop,” your body twitches.

“You’re the only one who can make my cock becomes this hard,” he whispers to your ears.

“You make me want to bang this pussy harder every time I see you,”

“So,” thrust

“Fucking” thrust

“beautiful,” thrust

“and,” thrust

“hot,” thrust

He thrusts in every words. You scream erotically and pant heavily on his sexy neck. Your legs becoming weak and shaky as your move starts to be sloppy.

“Even Irene can’t make me this horny. Only you. I’m all yours, baby girl. I’m yours,” he kisses your shoulder, still taking your pussy while chanting endless I love you’s. You can’t help but feel extremely loved. Sex is great but his words and reassurance—oh it brings you to another wonderland. You moan his name, moving your hips to reach the climax.

Breath hitched, endless moans, steamy car and rising chests.

“Jinyoung...” you calls him.

“Cum inside me,”

He chuckles, staring at you as you pulls away from his neck—pumping for few more times as you can feel his dick is twitching inside you. You clench around him—making him groan like a beast.

“Oh fuck, you feel so good around me,” he moans and growls when your pussy clench around his cock. His breath hitched and shorten.

“Ah! Ah!” a lewd moan escapes your mouth when he pumps his cum inside you, making your body bouncing and jerking at every shot. Your nails claw on his chest , bitting down the lower lip while you stare to his darkened eyes. The eye contacts—so sexy. You scream as you reach the intense climax. Jinyoung grunts while he keeps grinding your ass on his cock to fill every part of your pussy with his warm semen, making it drips out of the pussy and wet the seat.

You bury your face on his neck, nuzzling his strong scent while panting hard—to let yourself calm. That was amazing. You didn’t know sex in car would turn out this good and hot. The car is filled nothing but steam from your and his hot breath.

“I have my favourite kink now,” he says, stroking your back—tracing his slender fingers along the spine, sending you an adrenaline.

“What is it?” you squeak, tired from the intense fuck.

“Car fuck. I should fuck you at the back seat next time. Let’s see how loud your scream is,”

“Asshole,” you slap his chest playfully and it receives another sweet laughter from him. He knows you’re joking.

When you both finally calmed down, you clean the mess on his seat before you climb back to your seat, looking completely mess. Smudge make up, missing panty, throbbing and swollen pussy. Jinyoung is a beast.

As the car starts to move, he glances at you as he pulls your dress to see the pussy. His raspy voice starts to fill the car.

“Keep the pussy wet. I can’t wait to eat your sweet cunt when we get home,”

“So, you know nothing but my name and my cock,”

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[aqvarius]

I been wondering how many untranslated sub stories hlitf left? And which one, that u want to be translate asap

at first i was just going to answer this as “a lot”, but i was curious and really decided to count the actual number. and the answer is A LOT. 129 untranslated substories to be exact!! (128 when ayumu’s episode 0 comes out). i also didn’t count “discontinued stories” or reward stories (the ones you can only get if you met campaign requirements) or repackaged stories (there’s a substory which is just the text version of goto/kaga/shinonome’s voiced stories, and another 5 which are just goto/kaga/shinonome’s voiced stories split by chapter rather than character. i also didn’t check koi cafe. 

there are so many that i want to be translated!! but let me list a few of the ones i want the most:

all of the 勘違い ♡ BABY stories, also bc the SP (bodyguards) appear in these stories~

in kaga’s one, you go on a diet cause he squished your stomach and said it was soft while he was sleeping lol and also bc ayumu is compiling photos for something like a yearbook (graduation album) and saw you about to eat a doughnut and told you that the camera adds 10lbs. because you go on a soy-heavy diet, your period isn’t arriving and you go see an obgyn as recommended by riko. in the hospital, you bump into katsuragi!! anyway you left your phone in the obgyn department and get called to retrieve it on the loudspeaker so katsuragi and shinonome hear it and assume you’re pregnant. you tell shinonome to keep it a secret and then he blackmails you into helping him with the grad album and kaga gets annoyed since you’re listening to someone other than your master. when he finds out that you went to the hospital to see an obgyn he’s just... SO SOFT AND CARING???????? he makes you lie down and sleep and he makes you so much food and is relieved that your complexion is back to normal and when you tell him the reason you started dieting he APOLOGISES ALSKDJFLAS. one of the options to respond to his apology is asking him if he has a fever lol. another option is telling him to stop (apologising) and be mean like he usually is and then he’s like are you a masochist lmao. 

anyway he tells you that if you really are pregnant, don’t hide it next time since “it’s OUR problem” and not just yours. he also says that not speaking up might harm you and that he doesn’t intend for your relationship to be loose/casual (meaning he’s serious about being with you). HELP I LOVE KAGA.

afterwards, katsuragi is in the instructor’s room to do something and then he thinks you’re pregnant so he gives you a congratulatory bouquet from your team and ayumu literally loses it. 

I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH i can’t WAIT until it’s translated!! you all know i love soft/caring kaga the most and getting that + pregnancy misunderstanding + katsuragi + ayumu being a brat all in one story? *chefs kiss* incredible. i read this story on sato’s room, my favourite jp blog for hlitf content.

in goto’s one, where you go to a drinking party with naruko but it turns out to be a group date (goukon). sora and kurosawa make an appearance (naturally!!)

kaiji makes an appearance in ishigami’s route in which you go to his place to retrieve some documents for him and find lipstick and a lingering scent at his place after he cancels a date because he’s busy with work...

shinonome’s one is the one i’ve briefly mentioned before where his mc ends up with a porn dvd by accident. ayumu also gets jealous of mizuki in it (since his mc in particular just loves mizuki and is starstruck every time she sees him lol, the same thing happens in one of his vip room chapters too )

soma’s route is the one i also posted about recently where you have a matchmaking meeting with subaru. i’ve mentioned this like 5 times before but i literally am dying to see subaru/soma dynamics since subaru is usually so alpha male but soma was his mentor and senpai and trained him in criminal affairs and he really respects him, so i’m desperate to see them interact particularly in a competitive(?) setting. 

there’s another substory i want which is just for kaga and soma called ふれない夜を過ごすとき (when you spend a night without touching). the common factor in both stories is that mc turns down kaga and soma’s advances in bed (because of different story-related reasons) and it results in a ‘cold’ night where they just go to sleep. it’s so appropriate for these two considering they’re the most sexual/physical in the whole title. 

in this substory, voltage alternates between your pov and his pov for each chapter which i think is so interesting. i also love seeing both instructors being so ANXIOUS? about being turned down, since it never happens. and they’re so accepting of your rejection but so worried and hurt asdlkfs i love it. seeing soma being rattled for once is an incredible feeling lmao. and also seeing the third chapter from his perspective is so cool because you really get to see him put his detective skills to use when it comes to gathering information.

a fun detail in kaga’s route is that at the beginning you watch a film together called “ 私の名は” (obviously meant to be playing on “your name” kimi no na wa) haha. by the way, this is also the substory where we meet akane (who you may have seen in kaga vip room stories and ss3). i’m not going to spoil who akane actually is but let’s just say it was totally unexpected... 

aside from these two i want:

入捜査は蜜の味 which is a substory about going on undercover mission with your man. by the way, in this substory, kosugi from my sweet bodyguard is already a famous actress whose shows sell out in under a minute. 

離れるの禁止！－手錠で１日独り占め♡ー a substory just for kaga, goto and shinonome where you end up handcuffed to your instructor for a day

私を見つけて☆王子様 an AU substory with kaga, shinonome and namba routes since they won places in the 2015 election. the concept is like a cinderella x tanabata situation and it’s honestly HYSTERICAL. 

in the kaga ver, shinonome and soma are your evil stepbrother and stepfather respectively and you can only see kaga once a year. you met him in town last year and you spent a day (and night ;)) together and now you want to go to the ball this year. goto and kurosawa are your wizards (fairy godmothers) and their sprites wear giant witch hats with their regular suits. it’s literally so funny. ishigami is kaga’s butler and honestly, he is such a claude lmao. kurosawa reappears disguised as a prince and tries to get you to dance with him and prince hyogo literally tosses him out of the way and calls him nouveau riche ;alskfdjls. anyway he does the whole “i don’t care about your status” thing and wants to be with you. turns out it was a dream the whole time and you tell kaga about it and he’s like i don’t want that fucking megane to be my butler lmaooo (amongst other cute things that he says)

in the namba ver., kaga and shinonome are your stepbrothers A and B. they’re bullying you as usual and then prince namba shows up. i love how kaga is prince hyogo but namba is just prince namba. he whisks you away to a bar somewhere after joking that you don’t have sex appeal because you’re <30 year old and then butler ishigami comes to get him lol. prince namba tells you to grow a little next time you meet and then ishigami is like stop it with the harrassment, you are already being complained about by princesses from neighbouring countries lmaoooo. anyway you get grounded by stepbrothers kaga and shinonome and your evil stepfather soma and made to stay indoors and do chores for the rest of your life while they go to the tanabata ball. wizard goto appears and he’s SHY LOL and he uses his magic to dress you up and whisk you to the ball, where you see prince namba again. you’re about to kiss and then the bell rings and you flee before the date changes (since wizard goto’s magic only works on july 7 lol). literally an entire year passes and you wish to see prince namba at the ball again and wizard goto shows up to grant your wish. however, your evil stepfamily burst in and tie you and wizard goto up because they knew you used magic to go to the ball last year hahahahahhaa. you somehow escape and ride goto’s horse to the ball and namba sees you cause your horse is like screaming/making some really weird noise. he brings you inside and has a whole bunch of gowns and accessories laid out and is like “this old man doesn’t know what kids like so just pick whatever”. you get all dolled up and he tells you he’s impressed by how mature you look and that he was waiting for you and long story short he takes you on a garden stroll and gets on his knees and asks you to be with him forever. naturally, it’s a dream and you wake up in the reference room where you chat a bit with namba and then you end up going for ramen but this is before namba ms2 probably so you aren’t together yet and you lament that he just sees you as a trainee. 

i can’t find a copy of shinonome’s ver online and i spent all my money on intl voltage so sadly i can’t summarise it but i bet it’s equally ridiculous and funny. 

カクテルグラスに愛をのせて a really cute set of substories featuring ishigami, namba and soma which are all about “cocktail language” (as in cocktails having different meanings). i want soma’s one to be translated so badly so i can see dumbass mc being fooled over and over and over again by everyone’s lies and then soma ultimately being SO cute~ 

彼が野生動物だった件 this one is basically about you and your man not being able to touch each other because you need to hide your relationship from tsugaru’s surveillance - but when it’s over, you get devoured by your frustrated boyfriend... 

カレが妬くと大変なことになりまs aka all of those rival jealousy stories. naturally i’m most desperate for soma v shinonome. also, the first of these stories to come out (a while before any of the other ones) was kaga vs tsugaru, so i thought haha they replaced the “す” with “s” for sadist. they kept the titling like this for every single rival pair (namba v kurosawa, ishigami v goto, soma v shinonome) and i was like oh that does undermine it... but then i realised that as tsugaru once said, their entire department is full of sadists and public safety division should be renamed to SM division so~

aside from all of those, i want all the anniversary stories as well with their accompanying CGs and/or manga!! 

ahh... there’s also the 2/365 birthday story (which is where ishigami gifts you the matching watch btw) which is literally just everyone spoiling you and it’s so cute. anyway if i don’t stop this now i will keep going on and on and on but basically every single hlitf substory is AMAZING? i hope they release the untranslated summer ones soon too as summer is coming up!

ETA: I FORGOT TO MENTION I ALSO WANT THIS WHOLE SET: 逆転バレンタイン- 恋人は専属補佐官 which is a valentine special where basically the roles are reversed and you are the instructor and he is your exclusive aide~ 

and i want the entire kare kiss set as well because you know how much i love a jealousy plot ;) 

EDIT 2: I ALSO FORGOT TO MENTION 加賀兵吾の再調教 if only just for this one image 

and this formalwear sprite

and also just the drama of you being locked in a cage barely conscious for days while kaga has to pretend to sell you to a perverted millionaire 

by the way, the heart necklace you’re wearing in the cg is something that kaga gave in one of his main routes iirc and he literally tramples on it in this special... the DRAMA

[togekissies]

hi i’ve been going through my fic files recently and remember my old familiar au/crow demon au? i started on the oisuga fic for it but never got very far because the semishira fic was supposed to come out first and THAT never got finished, so here’s what i wrote for the oisuga fic bc i remember being giddy with what i was planning on doing lmaooo

-

Tooru meets a beautiful person at the far-away convenience store Makki and Mattsun sent him to on a snack run. Well, maybe meet is a little generous. He nearly runs into the poor guy as he rounds a corner.

“I am so sorry,” Tooru says quickly, grabbing the pretty guy’s arm to keep him from falling over. “I wasn’t paying attention. Are you okay?”

The guy doesn’t seem like he’s okay. He looks like he’s in shock, actually, with his hazel-brown eyes wide and his mouth gaping. “Uh,” he says. Tooru notices a beauty mark under one of his eyes. Oh, Tooru is so screwed.

“Suga—” another guy starts to say as he, too, rounds the corner. The newcomer stops. He’s wearing the same uniform as Tooru’s beautiful stranger, the black gakuran of nearby Karasuno High School. “What’s going on?”

“We nearly had a traffic accident, but it’s fine,” Tooru chimes. He makes a show of brushing off the pretty guy’s sleeve. “See? We’re good.”

“Yeah, Daichi,” he says weakly. “I’m fine.”

The new guy, who Tooru thinks he’s going to call Scowling Daichi from now on, thanks to the sour expression on his face, looks at his friend. “Well,” he says, doubt filling his voice. “Alright. Asahi is checking out now. You got everything you wanted?”

“Um, yes. I did.” the pretty guy replies. Scowling Daichi eyes him a second longer, then turns and heads to the register. 

Before the pretty guy can leave, Tooru stops him by asking, “So your name’s Suga?”

The pretty guy hesitates. “It’s—it’s Sugawara, actually. But you can call me Suga, if you want.”

“It’s nice to meet you, Suga,” Tooru says. He plasters the friendliest smile he can manage on his face. “I’m Oikawa, Tooru Oikawa.”

For the first time, Suga looks him in the eye. Unfortunately he does this with an expression that looks like he thinks Tooru is losing his marbles. “Yes, I know?”

Tooru is startled. “You do?”

“You’re uh—” Suga turns to face him fully. He gestures with both hands, a little helplessly. “Famous, I guess? I don’t think there’s a magical student in Miyagi who doesn’t know who you are.”

“You’re a caster?” Tooru says, inordinately pleased by this. Wizards and familiars are vastly outnumbered by non-magical humans, so Tooru is used to interacting with humans on a daily basis. He knows plenty of casters through his after school magic program, however. Still, it’s exciting to know that the pretty stranger he bumped into and is quickly developing a crush on would understand the magical aspect of his life.

“I’m a familiar,” Suga says, voice going quiet. 

“Really! What kind, if you don’t mind me asking?”

Before Suga can answer, Scowling Daichi calls from the front of the store, “Suga, ready to go?”

“Be right there!” Suga answers. He looks at Tooru. “It was nice seeing you, Oikawa. Have a good evening.”

“Wait, just one second,” Tooru says, interrupting Suga’s attempt to leave once more. “If you don’t mind—and you can say no, I won’t be offended—could I have your number?”

Suga’s hesitance is palpable, and Tooru is starting to regret asking. But then he says, “Okay,” to Tooru’s relief. “Okay. Sure. That sounds fine.”

They exchange numbers, Tooru with a huge smile on his face the entire time. “I’ll text you later,” he tells Suga.

“Alright,” Suga says, sounding doubtful. “Later.”

He then leaves the convenience store with his friends, Scowling Daichi and another guy, tall, bearded, and who looks too old to be a high schooler. The strange company the pretty not-a-stranger-anymore keeps doesn’t diminish Tooru’s glee at successfully getting his number. 

Tooru is so happy he leaves the convenience store without buying anything. When he gets back to his own school, Makki and Mattsun chew him out for forgetting their snacks.

-

Tooru is waiting outside of his magical cram school when he hears the flutter of wings and feels a sudden weight on his shoulder. “What’s that weird look on your face?” a familiar voice says in his ear. 

Tooru smiles. He reaches to his shoulder, offering his hand as an alternate perch. His familiar, a crow-type, wraps his talons carefully around Tooru’s finger, and in return Tooru holds him in front of his face. Maybe he isn’t as careful, because his familiar has to flap his wings to keep his balance. Tooru can feel his familiar’s annoyance, but he ignores it. This is routine for the two of them.

“I had a good day today,” Tooru tells his familiar cheerfully. “I met someone cute.”

His familiar tilts his head to the side. “And did this person turn tail and run?”

“Don’t be so rude to me,” Tooru says, though he knows it’s futile. Half of their relationship is built on constant snark. “I’m very charming, I’ll have you know. He gave me his phone number.”

“Willingly?”

“You!” Tooru pokes his familiar on the chest. “You’re only acting like this because you’re jealous, aren’t you? You’re afraid I’ll give my heart to someone else, hmm? Don’t worry your feathery little head, Crow. You’re my number one, always.”

He’s laying it on a little thick, he knows. But he can’t help himself. He first met his familiar four years ago, not long after he turned fourteen and his magic started to go out of control and he accidentally made a car engine explode. Tooru was introduced to the crow as an emergency measure, and they’ve been partners ever since.

Despite everything they’ve gone through and the trust Tooru feels they’ve built, his familiar has never showed Tooru his human face. He’s never even given his name. Tooru calls him Crow, for lack of anything else and because it annoys him. 

Crow was nervous when they first met. Tooru can’t blame him for that, really! He has long been regarded as the next great wizard Miyagi would produce, ever since he was in middle school. Crow didn’t think their magic would be a good match. He didn’t think he’d be able to control Tooru’s growing magical power for long. He insisted Tooru would find another familiar better suited for him, and Tooru stubbornly insisted back that Crow was underestimating himself. 

It was a stalemate. Tooru refused to meet other familiars for four years, and Crow has done a good job as his familiar the entire time. He still refuses to give Tooru even a hint of who he is when he isn’t a crow on Tooru’s shoulder. That song and dance grew old years ago, but Tooru refuses to give it up.

“Oikawa,” Crow says tiredly.

“Come now, you know it’s true.”

“Maybe I would believe you, if I hadn’t heard you use the same line on Iwaizumi just last week.”

At that, Tooru can’t help but laugh. “To be fair, he didn’t believe me either.”

Crow smiles. Well, crows can’t smile, what with them having beaks and all—but Tooru can feel Crow’s smile through their bonded magic. Bonds between familiars and wizards are funny like that. Crow is normally very careful to keep his emotions to himself, so if Tooru feels something, Crow wants him to. 

An alarm on Tooru’s phone goes off. He takes his phone out of his pocket with his other hand and turns it off. “Looks like it’s time to go in.” He grins at Crow. “Ready to learn?”

“Yes, Oikawa, I’m ready to prevent you from blowing stuff up.”

“You really could stand to be a little nicer to me, you know,” Tooru tells him. He brings Crow to his shoulder and, together, they join their fellow students in the building.

[swearronchanel]

the durrells 4.02

Forgot to post this last week oops 🤦🏼‍♀️so ya get double of my thoughts tonight lol

Lugaretiza is a mood my back is always killing me 😂😂 I’m in my 20s with the bones of an 80 year old  

Leslie’s got baby fever lol he will get over it REAL QUICK once he baby sits

“No in bananas” LMAO I love Louisa

First Larry, now Margo, everyone’s leaving 😭

MR TOAD LMAO

“Plenty more where that came from” we all love her cruelty

but also Basil is literally a clown 😂

Where the hell does Spiros find these random ass guests?

SPIROS IS BLATANTLY JEALOUS AH

BTW i’m going to Corfu this week & I’m HYPE! Can’t wait to chill by the beach 😭 going to embrace my inner Louisa well probably more like Margo lmaoo or somewhere in between like Donna in Mamma Mia 😂

Why did this man bring a trunk of guns? Weirdo

“Louisa doesn’t wanna hear the word crotch” LMAO shut up Basil

WWII really looming yikes

Margo’s secret location is Theo’s LMAO, someone will easily find out and snitch

Theo fighting himself but being so anal is cute lol, we all know I love Theo

This colonel is weird

“I’d rather die” LMAO ME AT EVERY SLIGHT INCONVENIENCE

‘I love her like a burning ..house’. Basil is a freak but also aren’t he and Louisa cousins? The caucacity 😂

I miss Larry, come back bro

Ugh Spiros can you fix all this pls

Too many men in the house 😂 I feel that tho, too much testosterone in the air 😂

“No I’m waiting for you” Leslie.. just .. no lmao stop.

When have you ever seen a Wild boar Leslie ?

Louisa’s face ugh she makes me so sad! # Spiros leave your wife and love Louisa challenge !!

BASIL LMAO why is he always popping up when no one asks

Louisa like seafood, we love a gal with good taste

I knew Gerry would easily find Margo lol

Ok but why doesn’t Theo have a woman for real? He’s handsome

Damn £25

I feel like Jean Harlow would’ve already passed away by this time? But I guess she would’ve still been in magazines idk, I’m being an annoying history student lol

Aw Galini

Gerry this sounds like a terrible idea, Leslie literally shot Zoltan by accident lmao

I knew Leslie was being played 😂

SCOFF? LMAO why do Brits have be strangest terms? Sometimes I swear it isn’t English

“You’re the one with a full bed to go home to” LOUISA REALLY NOT EVEN HIDING THAT SHE’S DTF ANYMORE SJSJSJ

Louisa sweetie I’m so sorry your kids are the worst but especially Leslie LMAO

“and rare and regrettable” UGH stop making me so sad. Spiros just forget your wife 😂 ((this is the only time I condone cheating Ok I’m not a homewrecker)

Alright I lowkey feel Margo, I don’t think my family really took me seriously until I left for London this year (I only have a month left until my term is done and I go back to the states tho like what?)

Aww she looks so pretty, good work Margo

“Chemicals and a lot of bravery” me this morning dying my hair in my flat

5 second rule in full effect for that that egg lmaoo it’s ok no one saw anyways

THE GONG

RISE AND SHINE BITCHES

Daphne really is crazy I would not trust Leslie with my baby and deff not for a whole day 😂

THEO NAILING HIS FURNITURE TO THE FLOOR SJSJJS

He’s literally an angel tho, he deals with the most 😂

“HIDE IN THE FOLIAGE & MAKE WILD BOAR NOISES” LMAO IS THIS I LOVE LUCY?

Louisa’s cringe lmao, she doesn’t trust Basil

HE BOUGHT A LITTLE BRIDGE LMAOO WTF THIS IDIOT😂😂

and I called it that someone would tell Louisa 😂 glad it was Larry but I miss his actual presence

This hunt will be a shit show

LESLIE BROUGHT THE BABY OMG

moss in her ears won’t help 🤦🏼‍♀️

WHY IS THE COLONEL POINTING HIS GUN IN FRONT OF THE BABY? HE’S INSANE

momma louisa😭

I miss Margo’s antics, give her more screen time

HE SHOT THE GONG WTF

“HOW DARE YOU! MY MOTHER LOVES THIS GONG” LMAOOO

BASIL SKISKS

this is literally a scene of an I love Lucy episode 😂

Bro THIS COLONEL NEEDS TO TAKE SEVERAL SEATS, HE IS TOO TRIGGER HAPPY

OMG AND HE HAS PTSD

GERRY MOVE OMG SJJSJSKS

I CANT AHHH this madness

Louisa against too many men, come back Margo

Oh shit I forgot she’s going back to England!

“Home is where I am” ok I’m sad lol haven’t seen my fam in 4 months

I’m so not ready for this show to end like damn only 4 episodes left

“Where’d you serve?” COLLEGE LMAO uni is a war zone sjksks

Louisa just kick all these assholes out tbh

Bridge the card game you idiot

“How about it, you and me?” “No.” CRINGE HAHA & LOUISA’S FACE

“We are related after all” LMAO IM GLAD SHE SAID IT

“Why eat boiled beef when there’s hot souvlaki on the menu?” LMAO HE ISNT WRONG !

But he’s not on the menu damn it

Omg Aunt Hermonie’s photo is on her night stand RIP😭

The dancer girls came back lol

“It means you have a wife you want to keep & me here waiting for you just in case” OOFF that one hurt

Can they pls just get a happy ending ?? I know it’s not gonna happen but I can dream right

Yess a girls day, just what Louisa needs

“Despite his baby fetish” LMAO goodbye colonel

“Ugh yea they’re a nightmare” told you les 😂

He still sucks Lmaoo, Louisa vent to Florence

But also when do louisa and spiros get friendly again so Florence can say “ofc people think you’re having an affair!” And we get all that trailer content 😍

YAMAS ~

[orthographewrites]

who in your (br)otp (? idfk): robin and marius >.>

WHO IN YOUR (BR)OTP:

drives when they go on road trips? do they switch at the halfway point? does one drive there and the other drive back?

As far as I’m aware neither of them have a driver’s license so I think they’d stick to the good old train and bus. 

looks over the menu for fifteen minutes before ordering the same thing they order EVERYWHERE they go? does the other half of your ship get annoyed by this, or do they find it endearing?

Marius, because Robin would keep dragging him to all these odd places with dishes he has never heard about and??? 

is afraid of rollercoasters? does the other half of your ship try and convince them to face the fear, or do they take a softer approach and not push them at all?

Marius would be the one scared and well… :)

shows up at home with a dog unannounced despite the fact they’ve already got three/four/however many pets?

Robin can’t have pet due to his career but he would totes be the one to show up with one. (like do u have problems with ADOPTING marius hmmm) 

demands that they do date night? does the other person complain or do they go with it just to see the excited look on their partners face?

Robin is the one to constantly suggest dates, he thinks they’re cozy. Marius doesn’t agree but go along to make him happy. 

is the clumsy one whose always tripping up flights of stairs or over their own feet? does it stress the other half of your ship out or do they find it hilarious?

Robin is the clumsy one, Marius will never stop having heart attacks. (me: realises all my garrett characters are prone to be clumsy….. what) 

picks the music when they’re in the car? does the other complain about their taste in music?

-pokes at 1- 

insists on paying for everything when they’re out? do they fight about it?

Robin would, he has more money. Marius mopes. 

is the one to quietly suggest they get high together for the first time? how does the other half of your ship react?

Quitely??? Robin would show up at Marius door with a blunt and ask if he wants to join in. Marius, although not the most innocent, would need some time to dwell. 

is secretly terrified of horror movies and yet watches them all the time bc its something the other half of your ship loves?

I feel like Robin would be the one to be scared?? He’s so gullible and he’d get easily sucked in with the characters. 

talks in their sleep? does their partner record it and call them out, or not tell them and keep it as a secret so they can keep enjoying it?

Marius would talk in his sleep, Robin would keep it as a secret until he’d one day blurt it out by accident. 

brings up the conversation of marriage + babies? how does the conversation go?

Robin is far more on the line of that, hopeless romantic and all. It would be hard since then they’d have to find a way to balance it and…? Gosh. 

has to pull the other back by their back of their sweater when they try and do something stupid in public?

….Marius

is more likely to pick the other up from the airport with an obnoxiously large cardboard sign? what does the sign say?

Robin!! It’d say “CUTIE ALERT!” :’)

tries to cook a meal and accidentally almost burns the house down?

rOOOOOOOOBIN!!! 

deliberately makes a squeaky chair squeak until the other person flips out?

Robin :c he annoys Marius a lot how are they even together in any way or sense. 

falls asleep no matter what position they’re in + needs to be carried to bed?

Marius, bc Robin is strong :’)

is the little spoon when they cuddle?

Marius!! 

hates thunderstorms and needs to be comforted for the duration?

Neither.

brings the other breakfast in bed? is it a proper cooked breakfast - or just an old muffin?

Robin would try when he sleeps over but lmaoooo

convinces the other to go on a hike? do they love it, or are they absolutely miserable?

Robin!! Marius loves it I swear!

can never admit they’re wrong?

Robin >_> Marius… listen….

lets the dog sleep on the bed when the other isn’t paying attention?

Robin, if they’d have one. 

uses emojis in replace of words? does it drive the other person insane?

Robin! Marius quits life. 

who decorates their house? does the other come home and blink at all the pastel pink and force a smile despite how much they hate it?

ölkijuhyuiolj Robin again but he has no idea of how to do anything so Marius just turns around and leaves before he has to endure any more of this bs. 

is more likely to get into a fight to defend the other?

Both would, but in different ways c: 

is constantly spewing random facts about absolutely anything and everything? does it annoy the other person or do they find it all interesting?

Robin, he has seen more. Marius is always willing to hear him out, often a little jealous of all the things he gets to see and experience. 

is the lovey dovey drunk?

Both B)

laughs at their own jokes? does the other laugh at the joke… or at their partner?

Robin omfggg Marius just stares into the camera like he’s on the office. 

is competitive about EVERYTHING?

-inhales- Robin

apologises first when they have a fight?

Depends on why it started. 

makes the other a flower crown? does the other wear it without complaint or beg not to be embarrassed?

Robin c’: Why would Marius ever deny!!

is more likely to put their fist through a wall when they’re angry?

Neither!

sends the other memes despite the fact they’re laying in bed next to each other?

Robin :c Marius gets up and leave

wears the others clothes the most?

Marius, esp if Robin is out travelling again and he forgets a shirt at Marius place

pranks the other on a near constant basis? how does the other react?

Neither is really a prankster 

comes up with obnoxiously sappy pet names for the other just to watch them roll their eyes?

Robin ;)

forgets their anniversary?

Robin :c 

is impulsive and makes big choices for them without stopping to think through what it all means?

I wonder!!!!!

writes cute messages for the other on the bathroom mirror when they have a shower?

Marius but then he proceed to feel sappy afterwards

has to do the dishes because the other gags any time they stick thier hands in the water?

Neither would gag but if anything Robin would have an easier time dealing with grosser stuff

jumps into the pool without testing the temperature, and who dips their toes in first?

1st Robin, 2nd Marius

tries to kill bugs in the house… and which one stops them and gets the bug out of the house alive and well?

1st Marius, 2nd Robin

can speak a second/third/forth language and uses it to annoy the other when they’re fighting?

Robin B)

says i love you first? does the other immediately say it back?

Robin says it all the time, even as just friends lmaooo. Marius joins in depending on his mood

wins when they arm wrestle?

Robin

gets caught singing some old, corny one direction song to themselves?

Marius, Robin doesn’t follow pop culture so he wouldn’t really care

is forever forcing the other to take selfies with them? does the other person complain every time?

Robin!! All the pics :’) Marius sometimes hides his face but ya know

shows up at the others house with chinese food + a six pack of beer when they’re having a bad day?

Robin, Marius has worse moods than he does

sends the cheesy good morning/night texts?

They take turns

suggests they send out a christmas card together? does the other go for it, or question when they turned into old people?

Robin! Marius is def to question

is a morning person and who pulls the covers up over their head and begs for five more minutes?

Robin is morning and Marius curses everyone who dare wake him up

is constantly insisting they won’t need a jacket before they go out… and then has to steal the others when they get cold?

Robin, he’s used to warmer weathers

is a smoker and has to deal with the other forever showing them gross photos to try and convince them to quit?

Marius e_e Party smoker but still!!

decides they need to go on a health binge and throws out all the sugary food in the house? how does the other react?

Robin, he wants to stay fit! Marius throws him out for a jog and tell him to come back when he’s ready to accept the sugar back into his life

holds all the important documents when they’re travelling? why?

Marius. Although Robin travels and only has like two bags of stuff he has managed to mess up his tickets more than once

hates flying? how does the other help them relax before/during/after a flight?

Neither

is more likely to suggest a lil fool around in the bathrooms at a club? how does the other react?

Robin omgg. Marius would agree to it after a few drinks 

plans a night of boardgames for date night, and who plans a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant?

Robin would do both. Marius dies inside

cries watching the news?

Robin :c he cant believe hes sitting there not doing anything 

teases the other one for having a crush on them… despite the fact they’ve been dating for a year?

ROBIN!!!!

belives in aliens?

I dunno if any of them do??

is constantly leaving the lights on in every room in the house?

Marius, Robin turns them off after him

rocks the seat on the ferris wheel?

Robin, once he gets restless

is a terrible liar?

Marius

is always reading the other their star sign despite the fact they don’t believe in any of it?

Robin, bc it says Marius is gonna find his one true love today and they need to go hunt!!

who panics when mecury goes into retrograde?

Marius!

insists they watch documentaries to broaden their knowledge?

Robin

is constantly renovating part of their house but not finishing one thing before moving on to the next?

Robin, in between not having anything to do yikes

uses all the hot water?

Marius, Robin hates taking long showers and even then he’s fine showering in cold water

is the shower person? whose the bath person?

Both are shower 

is most likely to be unfaithful?

Neiittherrererrrr

bonus questions:

what is your otps song?

Robin Stjernberg – You

do their families approve of the relationship? why/why not?

At least Marius’ uncle and aunt does and Robin’s dads c’: They are just happy they have someone that makes them happy ya know

whose friends do they hang out with more?

Marius, Robin doesn’t have that many friends haha. 

what do they do on their first date? did they have a first date, or did they just sort of… start dating?

They sort of just started dating, seeing as their friendship already goes so far back. Robin eventually suggested they have a date and it was a casual dinner with some music and cute lightning. 

what is their favorite way to spend the holidays? do they go to one of their families houses? or do they create their own tradition by staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk?

The Stenmarks prefer to have the family gathered so I feel like they’d take turns going to Sweden and staying in Germany. 

what do they name their dog? do the give it a super boring name like allen - or do they name it something like bubblegum princess?

Robin would name his dog Indy!

how do they handle emergencies? does one of them crack under the pressure - or do they bicker because they both need to be in control?

Robin is in control, he knows how to handle most things but Marius would panic. 

how did they meet? were they immediately drawn to each other?

Pen pal project!! Started writing to one another when they were fourteen and things just went from there. Met the first time around when they were closing in on 30 yikes! Marius hated Robin at first but eased up over time and yeah, like them dating is a timeline on its own bc they’re cute either way c: 

what do they fight about the most? how do they resolve their fights?

Robin’s stupidity and reckless behaviors. Sometimes it becomes too much for Marius and he won’t back down until Robin apologises. 

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I know you have already done a lot of the ship posts (and they are all phenomenal and accurate af) but can you pretty please do Jesper and Wylan from six of crows/crooked kingdom? Xoxo

I’m SO sorry this took so long, you’re such an absolute sweetheart and also christ I’ve never been called an inspiration before holy.. god

also heck i love wesper this is a treat

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU… 

who is more likely to hurt the other?

don’t.. do this

they’re genuinely so good neither of them would ever TRY to hurt the other, and they’re both so tender and apologetic if they ever do. I think I’m gonna have to say jesper though just because. he’s still a little stirred by his addiction (to trouble! to bringing two guns to a gun fight! to gambling! to love!) and he’s got some jealousy and sensitivity baked into him, bless him. I feel like he’d run a risk and break Wy’s heart by accident, a little bit

who is emotionally stronger?

a genuine toughie bc they’ve both survived and persevered so MUCH. I think in terms of immediate reactionary instincts, Jes is better at letting bad vibes roll right off of him. He’s made of smiles. He’s trouble and a good time rolled into a waistcoat. If you insult him he only gets stronger. Wy was raised in silk and champagne but he was raised BY an absolute monster so. he’s a very bruised peach. criticism pierces him v easily. Though in a more fundamental way, wylan has fashioned his past trauma into a shield. by the end of ck he’s building himself new emotional strength with his bare hands

who is physically stronger?

ohhh man. They’re both noodle boys. Wylan is too smart for exercise. Jesper does his fighting at a 20 metre distance from his target. Jesper is bigger than wylan but most of his size is gangly and delightful and awkward. I think jes could probably still beat wylan in a pinch, but I’m more caught up in how funny it would be to see them try to fight it out

who is more likely to break a bone? 

man I’m tempted to say jesper just bc he seems like he would be...... brittle. I think he gets into scrapes a lot. I think wylan starts to get into p frequent scrapes by nature of being the sixth crow. I think the both of them are so busy worrying about each other’s fights that they neglect their own and trip off a building or smth

who knows best what to say to upset the other? 

I think wylan can be a nasty piece of work when he’s pissed enough. like he may be a silk eared puppy but he’ll chew your shoes and track mud around if you forget to feed him. jesper doesn’t have a malicious bone in his body man, I think he’s a sarcasm queen and a joker but he’s definitely not mean

who is most likely to apologize first after an argument? 

I think jesper’s constantly assuming he did something wrong and he sits down with wylan 100% serious like ‘babe.. im so, so sorry. I never wanted to be the sort of person who made you look sad like that, we’re past that, I truly made a promise--’ and wy would be like ‘what no I was sad bc a screw on my flute is loose and I couldn’t practice today’. but also yeah if it’s a serious fight they make up in a rush, and they laugh at themselves, and they use their energy for something better

who treats who’s wounds more often? 

here’s the thing about the crows man, they’re always sustaining minor injuries as a team and it’s a win if they live, right? All I can picture is the roar of activity when they pull off a job and they come back limping and bleeding and swearing and crowing w joy, and jes and wy take their seats opposite each other and clean wounds, kiss foreheads, smooth back sweaty curls, squeeze hands, make promises. the routine, u kno

who is in constant need of comfort? 

uhhh both of them (it’s always both my guy jot that down). Wylan has 16 years of shitty imposed self loathing to unlearn, and traumatic experiences all over him. jes has lost a lot (including his mom) and he struggles with addiction so like. yeah they both need comfort. they both wake up w the phantom feeling of a mother’s arms around their shoulders. they’ve both seen the very worst of humanity. They’re just two nervy, high stress kids trying to figure things out

who gets more jealous? 

lmao WYLAN VAN ECK did y’all read his scenes in crooked kingdom that boy is NOT SHARING. he glared real holes in kuwei’s head guys. jesper tbh is a terrible flirt and a HANDFUL and wylan is happy. to have his hands full. no one else.

who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 

mmm nahhh

who will propose? 

u bet ur ASS it’ll be jesper. Imagine wylan’s blushing face...... he’d do it for that alone. tbh there’s probably a point in their relationship where jesper’s outrageous flirting isn’t enough to get that pretty blush from wylan like he’ll roll his eyes and shove jes in the shoulder and w/e but they have to have increasingly ridiculous conversations about kinks or w/e until that blush comes out. jesper’s like ‘dang. guess I gotta step up the romance. what’s the most romantic thing? marriage? marrying wylan? son absolutely where do i sign’

who has the most difficult parents?

lmao lm a o lmaooo Lmao LMAO lmao

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 

I feel like depending on the social climate of Ketterdam, hand holding might not be on the table?? especially for two criminals associated w the bastard of the barrel like idk man I can’t picture it. they don’t want to draw attention to themselves (well i mean. jes wants to. but they can’t). I think they’re all about sly glances and the most obvious smirks you’ve ever seen, and brushing shoulders!! brushing shoulders are their makeouts

who comes up for the other all the time? 

they’re always together man bf’s that blow shit up together and live together stay together so like they rarely have the opportunity to talk about each other. howEVER jesper probably mentions his boyfriend in the middle of a hand of poker w an inappropriate smile or gushes to w/e prisoner he’s breaking out of jail or makes Kaz’s day weird by trying to confide in him

who hogs the blankets? 

wylan is exhausted w luxury and jesper is a child who wants to be held so he rolls over and then over again so that wy always wakes up to a lapful of boyfriend and a roll of blankets and he has to wait for jesper’s heavy sleeper ass to arise so he can get up to pee 

who gets more sad? 

booooth -- jesper is understated sad with a side of unnerving frowns, wylan is a wobbling mouth and clenched fists. Sometimes they stay in the Wylan Van mansion and lock the doors so the maids can’t come in, and they bring the lavish decorative pillows into a heap on the carpet and feed each other sweets and rub each others backs and laugh and laugh the darkness away. wylan sketches. jesper poses. there’s scheming & kaz impressions. jesper is a storyteller and he imagines out loud what nina or inej are up to at that very minute, controlling gravity and hearts and the sea and their lives 

who is better at cheering the other up? 

see above ^^ they both go pro at the comfort olympics. Jesper is that little bit better though. He’s a sweetheart with all the right words in his pockets. He knows how to chop wylan’s dad down like the overgrown dead tree that he is. he knows how to flirt a smile onto wy’s face. he maybe lacks delicacy sometimes, but he’s so fun and wholehearted and warm that he can’t really go wrong

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

this is canon y’all, jesper is a lecherous bastard and wylan is equal parts disdain and delight. he absolutely will slap a boy

who is more streetwise?

god bless wylan but he knows a hell of a lot less about the streets than jes. He’s learning fast by the end of ck, but he’s still very sheltered in a lot of ways. Jesper has a few years under his belt, and he’s.. like tbh he’s a part of a gang so. He’s seen a lot. He’s participated in a lot. He has a pretty steep list of kills, same as every other survivor out there. He’s detached from the deaths but he’s been on the other side of a lot of bullets that have crumpled people up and thrown them in the trash. He knows his business, too. He knows Ketterdam. Well. Wy knows the half of it Kaz wants him to see.

who is more wise?

Wylan is utterly brilliant and Jesper is wholeheartedly here for it. What was that line again? ‘you’re cuter when you’re smart’? Wylan can think his way out of just about anything, the world belongs to him. jsyk

who’s the shyest? 

Wylan absolutely what a sweetie. I mean a lot of it stems from unfortunate self esteem issues and a history of being burnt but a lot of it is pure soul deep candy sweet embarrassment and not knowing what to do w his own cute face. He doesn’t know how to deal w people a lot of the time. he knows sheet music & formulas. he does not know how to look at a boy with beautiful lips all curled up at him and not pass out

who boasts about the other more? 

jesper is loudmouthed usually and he’s that much more loudmouthed when he’s in love, catch him talking to anyone who will listen about wy’s stupid face 

who sits on who’s lap? 

jesper would definitely try it, don’t even test him, he would fold all his crane limbs into wylan’s lap and say ‘hello peaches’ and wylan would have to slide both of them onto the floor to escape his embarrassment. on a good day, jes’ll scoop wylan into his lap and he’ll feel quiet, for a while

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another significant other survey

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History

Where did you two first meet?

we technically met on Okcupid, but in person I guess it would be my house? he picked me up for our date.

When exactly did you two first meet?

in person, oct 3 2015

What was your first impression of them?

I thought he was super chill, funny and talkative and tall. I really liked him right away.

When did you start liking them?

when we first met in person I instantly liked him. He made me feel comfortable and safe and never felt awkward so that was a turn on. I wasnt instantly hooked on him when i met him through the app.

When did you two start going out?

May 10th 2016

How was with your first kiss with them like?

It was really nice. He asked if he could kiss me as we were watching youtube videos and i was nervous and it was really passionate but not overly horrible. It was awesome

Are they your first boyfriend/girlfriend? If not, then which?

no hes technically my 3rd real boyfriend

Are you their first boyfriend/girlfriend? If not, then which?

no and im not sure

About Them

How much older/younger are they compared to you?

he’s 6.5 years older than me

Hair colour?

Brown

Eye colour?

Brown

Build?

Medium Build

Astrological sign?

Taurus 

Skin colour?

paleish

Race/ethnicity?

White

Nationality?

Turkish, Irish and German

Religion?

nothing

Glasses?

he wears contacts sometimes

Piercings?

Doesn’t have any

Tattoos?

He doesn’t have any

Chest hair?

he has some but not overly which is nice

Scars? Where?

on his stomach from a cat attack and also on his leg from an accident

Smart/not?

smart

Sarcastic/not?

too much sometimes

Humourous/not?

very

Possessive/not?

no he sometimes get a little jealous but he never acts on it. Im lucky that he isnt possessive 

Patient/not?

he actually is

Affectionate/not?

He is when were alone. He doesnt like showing off or pda so i understand.

Protective/not?

yes

Clingy/not?

not really. he sometimes can be clingy

Expressive/not?

yah

Talkative/quiet?

both i guess. he sometimes talks my ear off sometimes he doesnt

Outgoing/shy?

shy

Party animal/Stay at home kind?

home body

Sporty/not?

he was

Artistic/not?

no

Practical or more of the dreamy type?

Practical 

Their Skills

Can they cook or bake?

yes but he doesn’t bake

Can they repair/fix things?

Yeah he can

Can they dance?

i havent really seen him dance..lmaooo

Can they sing?

yes lol

Can they draw?

not rly..lmao

Can they play any instrument?

 He used To

Can they write well? if you mean by handwriting..its messy 

Can they make you laugh?

yes

Can they make others laugh?

Yes

What is their talent if they have found it?

hmmm cooking

Are they good at science and math?

im not sure, i didnt go to school with him and i never really asked. I know he said math is bullshit lol

Things You Like About Them

What do you like about the things they say?

He always knows when to make me laugh but he also is honest which sometimes i dont like but he will tell me when he doesnt like something.

What do you like about the things they do?

He is always considerate of me. He protects me.

What do you like about the things they do FOR YOU?

I just recently got  ajob but for the past 2 months i have been poor and he pays for my gas, he paid off my credit card and he also has helped me with that. He also always holds me when im upset, he will spend he night with me if he knows im upset.

What part of their face do you like the most?

alllll

What part of their body do you like the most?

arms

What part of their personality do you like the most?

He is funny affff

What do you most admire about them?

Theres so much to choose from.

What part of them attracts you the most?

everything tbh

Do you know what attracts them to you? He likes that im smaller than him, he says that I do so much for him and that he loves that. 

Random Quirks

Are they a pet lover?

yup

Animal lover?

yep

Are they environmental-friendly?

no

What are their views on political issues?

not liberal but not conservative 

Are they racist?

no

Are they a vegetarian?

no

Do they drink?

no

Smoke?

no but weed he does

Curse?

Yes

Sleep around?

no he actually hasnt had that many partners which is nice. I dont judge but i dont like ppl who fck a lot of ppl 

Abuse drugs?

no

Are they hairy?

not overly

Do they donate to beggars?

im not sure

Are they neat/messy?

In the middle

Their love life

Are they a romantic? Self-professed or closet? He’s romantic, yes. I love that about him. He’s not a self-professed nor a closet romantic

Are they sentimental?

Sometimes

How did they woo you?

By being himself

Do they give you flowers?

No but I don’t like flowers

Do they lavish you with gifts?

Sometimes

Do they pay for your meals/tickets/etc?

Sometime but I like to pay for his too when I can!

Are they okay with confessing his love for you in public?

Yes but he doesn’t like pda that muchhhh

Do they express his love for you in words or actions?

Both

Things you don’t like about them (though you accept their faults)

Any habits of them that you dislike? He sometimes games for a long time

Any part of their appearance that you dislike? Nope

Any part of their character that you dislike?

He can be a little harsh

Your feelings for them

So..how long have you two been together?

4 years

Do you truly love them?

Yes

Do they truly love you?

Yes

Can you envision marrying them?

Yeah