#when I say I’m scared of spiders it’s not bc they bite or bc they’re bugs
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valewritessss · 4 months ago
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I felt so seen when I first read pjo and it mentioned Annabeth’s arachnophobia. I used to have so many nightmares when I was younger (probably started when I was around five or six), I would wake up in the middle of the night and be so terrified of moving because I thought there were spiders all over my bed. The shadows on my popcorn ceiling looked like spider figures and I remember just laying there sweating and not making a sound because I thought it would attract the spiders I guess? It was routine for me to shout for my mom—poor her, she would be woken at 2 in the morning like thrice a week— and she’d always shake my sheets and lay with me until I feel asleep. She would also take me to sleep with her and my dad in their massive bed (who was I to say no to the invitation?) and it got to the point where I was embarrassed that I couldn’t sleep a whole night without someone. Occasionally, I still have these nightmares about spiders and I just turn on a light, go to the bathroom, come back, and pretend it never happened.
Idk, just thinking about that. I kind of had forgotten about those nightmares but I don’t play when I see spiders because I know it means I’m going to dream about them.
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swaghaver69 · 8 months ago
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like if cats were big as hell and barked loud as hell and were stronger than me and had big ass teeth and could maul and maim and kill me id be scared of them too! i’m literally more scared of dogs (except like small dogs) than tarantulas like i would love a pet tarantula but i wouldn’t get a big dog bc they scare me more. like i get people are afraid of spiders but the tarantulas you get as pets venom won’t kill you on the off chance it bites you which it shouldn’t unless you’re doing something crazy. also it’s not like you’re bringing it places with you or forcing people who are very openly afraid of it to be around it. which like this dude at work with a pet dog will let it jump all over me and harass me while i’m just standing there frozen with this uncomfortable/fear look on and he’ll just look and laugh and it’s like bro you are an asshole. notice how tarantula owners do not do this or if they do i have never heard of it. i think they’re neat pets. i also think slugs and snails are neat pets. and i hate when people are like (in reference to if you had a pet tarantula or slug or whatever) like ewww i hate those if i ever see it i’m gonna kill it or like joke about killing it or whatever. like it’s so unhinged to joke about killing someone else’s beloved pet especially to their face regardless of if it’s a type of animal that you think doesn’t deserve to be kept as a pet or loved as a pet like if people were like oh i hate your dog i’m going to kill it violently and horrifically that would be seen as unhinged but the amount of people that have been like (to my actual pet slugs or to my future hypothetical pet tarantula) saying they’d kill it violently and horrifically like am i supposed to laugh. you are an asshole. also i’m not even a dog hater like my dad has been a dog breeder since before i was born and for my whole life there was always like a shitton of dogs around i just think the double standard is crazy
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blubushie · 2 years ago
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Fish anon here. Thank you to you and the other person whose username I’m blanking on for your responses! I’m unfortunate enough to live in the kind of area where folks get really into firearms because of their politics, not because they’re beautiful pieces of equipment, which is unfortunate. It’s heartening to hear that once you talk to the people who actually use their firearms and aren’t just a bunch of lameass posers that they’ll probably be cooler about it. While I wouldn’t necessarily say I “pass”, I’m pretty ambivalent towards pronouns and the like, which I find usually goes pretty well with most folks aside from a few stinkers who try to start shit because they couldn’t tell what was in my pants at a glance and that scared them. And I’ve found a place only about a kilometer from my house that does archery lessons, and a few places within a few hours drives that do hunters education. I haven’t signed up for anything yet bc of a real uncertain schedule, but once that settles down, I’m looking forward to it.
I went on a bit of a hike today because of some toasty weather, and the bugs that were giving me a nibble have me curious: what’s the worst insect/arachnid bite you’ve ever gotten? If you’re willing to share ofc. Mine’s a spider bite I got right above my elbow that got to be about the size of a tangerine and gave me a fever. Fucker got me in my sleep so idk what it was but it was nasty. The runner up is a horsefly bite that I got when I was 8. It was on my lower eyelid and swelled my whole eye shut for days, which was a pain in the ass.
-a slightly itchy fish anon 🐟
G'day fishanon, I'm wishing you luck on your endeavours!
Worst bug bite? Probably leeches. When I wade through water in Kakadu I come out absolutely covered in them. You can feel their little teeth ripping in and it sucks but their saliva contains a numbing agent so it only hurts for a second. Then it's just the discomfort of prying them off. Doesn't even hurt as much as getting a vaccine.
Luckily I don't have negative responses to any venom I've encountered yet (outside of the obvious expected response) but definitely the worst I've gotten from an arthropod was when I was tagged by one of my king baboons back when I had a lot of tarantulas. It felt like someone was digging a hot blade into the meat of my palm and it ached for days afterwards. Downright agony. I hated it. Still loved that tarantula go and I gave her and her boyfriend to a breeder when I left California.
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sarcastically-defensive17 · 5 years ago
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OMG, so I just saw a post of Australia, you know the kind of show how wild nature is there, so I just thought like any member of 5sos x reader where whoever you choose is so exited to show reader Australia and his home and reader is just really nervous and afraid bc Australia is wild jajsjsjdjd But she doesn't say anything bc she loves to see how exited he is
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie - M. Clifford
So this probably didn’t live up to expectations so I hope you don’t completely hate it! I figured Mikey would be the type to hype himself up to a reader who had no experience with the fine country I come from.
Gotta love the crazy ass animals we have here!
Original story by sarcastically-defensive17
When Michael informed her of his decision to take her on a round trip of Australia, she had to feign excitement.
She knew that it was a beautiful country, filled with beautiful people and Michael had so much love for the land he called home, but there was one largely terrifying factor.
According to every nature documentary she had indulged herself in, in preparation for the trip, Australia had some of the most dangerous wildlife imaginable.
“Ooh, the wildlife channel,” Michael sounded from behind her, and she turned her head from the television to see her blond boyfriend walk into her vision. He had a black hat positioned on his head. “Getting excited to battle the frightening natural elements back in ‘Straya?”
She giggled at the way he molded his accent, resembling the way Steve Irwin spoke in the Crocodile Hunter movie he had subjected her to.
“It’s not that crazy, is it?” She was hesitant. She had heard so much about the creepy crawlers, the large snakes that could kill people within seconds, the vicious kangaroos and whatever ‘drop-bears’ are. She was terrified.
“Oh it’s much worse!” He giggles. If only he knew that his jokes were increasing her anxiety for the trip. “I remember when I was younger, a kangaroo jumped in my backyard and started chasing me. Those 2 meter y’all Mike Tyson’s are terrifying.”
Y/N felt her face visibly pale. Kangaroos are meant to be cute and cuddly. When she was younger she heard that they were the kindest Australian animal.
“Don’t even get me started on the drop bears! One of them ate my puppy when I was 6!”
“What’s a drop bear?” She gasped, letting her mouth fall open slightly.
“It’s what we call Koala’s that have gone rabid,” he held a devilish grin on his face.
It might have been cruel of him to torment his girlfriend in such a way, but he couldn’t deny the amount of badassery he felt when she gushed about how tough he is to have survived living in such a dangerous place.
Having a girlfriend who was born and raised in a nice neighbourhood in Columbus, Ohio had some benefits to his ego.
“Bad time to say that I don’t wanna get eaten by a drop bear?” She laughed nervously, “Koala’s are cute and cuddly. How do they go rabid?”
“The rabies gets to them.”
“Rabies?”
He made a noise of agreement, “You will be fine baby,” he rubbed her shoulder softly. “Just need to remember your running shoes.”
She groaned, feeling no other way to expel her nervous energy but to smack the hand off of her shoulder.
She was going to get eaten, she knew it. One of the dangerous wild animals in Australia was going to murder her.
That, or she would be sent to prison for strangling her boyfriend.
“How did you survive down there?” She whined, dreading the trip they will be leaving for in a few days. “Everything is so terrifying already.”
“Us Aussies are born with fire in our blood, sweet cheeks,” he quipped, flexing his arm and frowning when his bicep didn’t inflate enough. “We know how to handle the crazy wildlife.”
“I can’t imagine you or Luke handling a 3 meter long Red-bellied Black snake, or a big huntsman,” she grumbled.
“Ahh, see, you know the threats already! Summer time is the worst for the snakes and spiders, but we will be fine!” She sighed at his words, closing her eyes as he pressed a kiss to her forehead before pulling her close. “At least, we might be.”
()()()()()()
The flight from LA to Sydney was long and arduous, but made better by the presence of her boyfriend and her friends who were either visiting family or accompanying them on their trip.
Calum, and Luke and Sierra had planned to visit family while in their home country, whereas Ashton and KayKay and Michael and Y/N would embark on a three week trip from state to state in the country.
Everybody seemed excited apart from Y/N who was filled with dread at the sight of any native animals, but she loved nothing more than to see the way michaels eyes lit up when they landed at the airport.
She was even more terrified when she found out the first place they would be staying would be at a camping site that Taronga Zoo in Sydney had, but he was beyond excited to see all of the different animals up-close.
He told her a story on the plane ride over of how he did the camp out with his parents when he was younger, and it made her heart swell.
You could physically interact with the animals that surrounded the area, and she would be at the mercy of all of the little critters that swamped the ground. Nevertheless, she was determined to do it with Michael.
Ashton, in all of his sane glory, insisted that once they arrived at the zoo, they all needed to take a walk through the reptile exhibit.
All was fine and well until they reached the entrance to the cave like structure and Y/N couldn’t move her feet anymore.
She had forced herself to not mention her feelings to Micheal because of how excited he was to visit his home turf and spend time introducing everything to her, but she couldn’t bring herself to physically enter the cave.
Unfortunately, the blond man she adored noticed her faltered steps and walked backwards towards her with a concerned look in her eyes.
“What’s wrong, babe?” He asked, a soft smile on his face that slowly stretched into a sly smirk, “scared of some snakes?”
She let out a soft laugh, lacking every ounce of humor as her wide eyes darted from Michael’s face to the entrance to the cave.
“Would you laugh if I said yes?”
“No, but I would laugh at the huntsman about to crawl on your ear?”
Her eyes widened further than they were, and a screech left her lips at the same time a loud laugh left Michael’s. She lurched her body, swatting at her shoulder and rushing to Michael’s side.
It took her a solid minute to realize there was no spider when her boyfriend was doubled over, taking in large gasps of breath as he released obnoxious laughs.
It took him a further minute to recover from what he believed to be the most hilarious joke ever, and when he looked up, he was met with the unimpressed expression that Y/N had on his face.
“I’m going to go find an animal that is cute and cuddly, and I’m staying far away from anything that slithers, or has more than four legs, or will bite me and kill me,” she began walking in the direction of a sign displaying koalas and kangaroos, without waiting for Michael or anybody else to catch up.
Footsteps sounded behind her as Michael jogged time catch up with her annoyed footsteps.
He slung an arm around her shoulder, pressing a kiss to her forehead and sending her an apologetic look.
“I’m sorry, baby!” No reply. “You’re not seriously mad at me, are you?”
She gave him no sense of acknowledgement, walking along with her arms crossed.
“Y/N, please?” He began to put now, grabbing her by the shoulders and spinning her to face him. “Okay, baby. I know this isn’t your most ideal vacation, and all of the murderous animals here are getting to you, and don’t try to deny it because I can read you like a book,” he wagged a finger at her, poking her nose before continuing. “But I also know that there is no such thing as drop bears, and there are perfectly cuddly koala’s not far from here that I convinced some keepers to let you meet after hours.”
She seemed to perk up at this. She had read much about koala’s as she was drawn to the fluffy, grey bears and she was most excited to see them.
She couldn’t stop the smile from her face as she laced her fingers with his and pulled him along towards the koala sign.
“That’s my girl!” He beamed back at her. “You’re gonna love this! They’re so fluffy and they’re gonna let us give them some eucalyptus leaves, and have as many koala hugs as we want-“
His words stopped short, as well as his footsteps, much like Y/N did at the entrance to the reptile cave.
She stopped along side him, raising a brow at him, “Mike? What’s wrong?”
He gave her no reply, his eyes locked on a single figure ahead of him.
She turned her eyes to see what had him in such a state of fear, only to be met with a single kangaroo.
“Holy shit, they are bigger than I expected,” his voice trailed off, causing a laugh to fall from Y/N’s lips.
“I thought you said you went toe-to-toe with a kangaroo when you were little?” She was now the one to smirk, crossing her arms in a sarcastic way.
“Okay,” he huffed, “I lied. And now I don’t want to go near it because it looks really scary so let’s just run in this direction.”
Before she could protest, he had her sling over his shoulder and they were running in the direction of the much awaited koala exhibit.
Maybe Y/N would enjoy her time in Australia more than she thought. Especially with Michael by her side.
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ageofevermore · 4 years ago
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1-100 baby, let’s do this!
1. What is you middle name?
Mackenze (mackenzie not fucking mackenz ro)
2. How old are you?
16 (almost 17)
3. When is your birthday?
December 26
4. What is your zodiac sign?
Capricorn 
5. What is your favorite color?
Purple
6. What’s your lucky number?
2
7. Do you have any pets?
No
8. Where are you from?
New Jersey (i mean i’m african america + german + irish)
9. How tall are you?
4’11
10. What shoe size are you?
9 ½ 
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Over 17 ...
12. What was your last dream about?
i have the weirdest fucking dreams ever, but im pretty sure it had something to do with my going back to in person school but ending up at ikea and then their was a Princess bounce house and i saw a little girl i know but then i ran away because i missed my marketing class and cried bc we were drawing octopuses and i got an F... like what the hell is that?!
13. What talents do you have?
none :)
14. Are you psychic in any way?
i mean i have been known to predict a pregnancy... 
15. Favorite song?
WAP? (i have a lot man)
16. Favorite movie?
I HATE movies, but like anything Marvel 
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
Idk man, Tom Holland?
18. Do you want children?
Yes, 100%
19. Do you want a church wedding?
Lol, no thanks 
20. Are you religious?
Nope
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
Yes! It’ s one of my favorite places (that sounds horrible but like, i’ve just always enjoyed it their and find it mesmerizing? Also Greys..)
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
No
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
Yes, but like really old ones who i don’t even know the name of, oh and the cop from one of the Spiderman movies :)
24. Baths or showers?
Showers
25. What color socks are you wearing?
I’m not wearing socks
26. Have you ever been famous?
Nope
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
Yeah
28. What type of music do you like?
Country, Showtunes, Pop, some Rap, Alternative 
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
No
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
I don’t own real pillows, but i do have a body pillow and like a throw pillow...
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
On my side of my stomach
32. How big is your house?
It’s a ranch, not that big. 3 bedroom, 1 ½ bath
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
I don’t eat breakfast 
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
A nerf gun...
35. Have you ever tried archery?
Nope
36. Favorite clean word?
Orgasmic 
37. Favorite swear word?
Twatwaffle, Cuntasaurous, Bitch, Dick, Pussy, Fuck
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
Around 48 hours
39. Do you have any scars?
Yup (my favorite ones my boob one bc its the only one i got and it wasn’t because i was being a complete idiot…)
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
It wasn’t a fucking secret this boy is obvious as all hell
41. Are you a good liar?
Yes
42. Are you a good judge of character?
Yeah
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
Yup
44. Do you have a strong accent?
I don’t think so
45. What is your favorite accent?
British 
46. What is your personality type?
Mediator INFP-T (mind 64% introverted, energy 63% intuitive, nature 63% feeling, tactics 75% prospecting, identity 75% turbulent)
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
idk
48. Can you curl your tongue?
Yes
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
Middle! 
50. Left or right handed?
Right 
51. Are you scared of spiders?
Yes, get the fuck away from me demons 
52. Favorite food?
PASTA 
53. Favorite foreign food?
chinese ..?
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
Messy and i hate it
55. Most used phrased?
The fuck?
56. Most used word?
Fuck
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
Could take 5 minutes could take 2 ½ hours, and i never wear makeup so don’t even try to start with me about how it takes hours to do makeup, i just genuinely enjoy sitting under blazing hot water in the shower 
58. Do you have much of an ego?
I mean, i dont think so?
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
Suck
60. Do you talk to yourself?
yes , i have like two irls and they never wanna hang our already have plans so im my own company 97% of the time
61. Do you sing to yourself?
ALL THE TIME
62. Are you a good singer?
No, i mean i’m good, but i’m also nowhere near professional 
63. Biggest Fear?
Being alone, being rejected...
64. Are you a gossip?
I mean, i do enjoy some tea time, but i also feel anxious half the time when tea is being spilled lol
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
...American Assassin? Is that dramatic? Endgame? Whats a dramatic movie?!
66. Do you like long or short hair?
LONG LONG LONG 
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
Bitch, i can’t even name like 12
68. Favorite school subject?
English
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
Extroverted Introvert 
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
No
71. What makes you nervous?
People...
72. Are you scared of the dark?
Yes, tf, if you aren’t I don’t trust you 
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
No, if i did I would be correcting people 73 times a day when they say my name 
74. Are you ticklish?
Sometimes, in some places. I can turn it off
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
No
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
Lol, i mean, maybe?
77. Have you ever drank underage?
I am the queen of drinking at family parties 
78. Have you ever done drugs?
No, but i wanna get high. 
79. Who was your first real crush?
Justin Bieber, but like Harry Styles was two weeks later...i was 6
80. How many piercings do you have?
5 technically 
81. Can you roll your Rs?“
Yes 
82. How fast can you type?
Yes 
83. How fast can you run?
I don’t run, tf
84. What color is your hair?
Brown
85. What color is your eyes?
Idk, they were blue, then they were green, then they were hazel, now i think they’re just brown :(
86. What are you allergic to?
Human interaction… but no my favorite flowers, Lilly’s 
87. Do you keep a journal?
No
88. What do your parents do?
My mom was a teacher, and my dad used to work at the DMV
89. Do you like your age?
No, you don’t understand how badly i want to vote 
90. What makes you angry?
Ignorance and Selfishness 
91. Do you like your own name?
No, but it’s been growing on my ig 
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
Yes! I have two lists, one of names I love and another of names i’d be willing to agree to if my partner doesn’t like my favorites. 
Girls; Olivia, Amelia, Hazel, Leila, Charlotte, Cove
Boys: Brett, Lincoln, Landon
Unisex; Anderson, Montgomery, Maverick, Ocean, Blake 
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
Girl
94. What are you strengths?
Avoiding my problems like they don’t exist 
95. What are your weaknesses?
ADD, anxiety, depression, i mean sorta PTSD i guess surrounding some situations
96. How did you get your name?
My dad named me after Kirsten Dunst (Kyrstin), and my middle name is Mackenze bc Marie is a family name but my mom said ‘lets be original’ bc literally like 6 girls in my family have the middle name Marie
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
No, but my great great great great great grandfather created the brick press
98. Do you have any scars?
Yes 
99. Color of your bedspread?
Pink
100. Color of your room?
Grey
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living-dead-parker · 5 years ago
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Movies and Karaoke - p.p
Summary: Science squad has another fun sleepover full of movies and karaoke.
Warnings: cussing, underage drinking, killer klowns from outer space spoilers (but that movie came out in the 80s so.......that’s on you lmao), some emo shit at some point. 
Word Count: 2.9k (i wanted to make her a big one bc i love science squad prompts ngl so plz send more ideas. Anything really) 
Did I go back and watch KKFOS from beginning to end just to add all my important commentary I actually made while watching the movie? You bet your sweet ass I did. Do I regret it? Only slightly! Civil War through FFH never happened but Morgan exists and so does the science squad bc no one can stop me from disregarding canon!!
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"It's my turn to pick the first movie!" Shuri yells at Harley and ripping the control out of his hand, causing the kid to nearly scream. The girl casts a playful glare towards Harley, making the kid damn near shit himself on the spot. From the corner, Ned giggles, watching the whole thing go down. However, when the door swings open, Ned's head snaps in that direction.
"Shuri," MJ's soft voice calls out, soft yet firm with a tint of humor. She's seen entering the room with blankets and pillows in her arms.  "Bring it down, you're scaring the boy."
Shuri drops the remote control onto the coffee table in front of her. The princess leans back on the large couch, pouting as she crosses her arms over her chest. It is supposed to be her turn. It was Ned's last time, to now it's her turn. But whatever. Instead, she just stares at the black screen in front of her, contemplating her life up until this point. However, not too long after, they hear the door to the in-home theater swinging open, revealing you and Peter with snacks and drinks in your hands.
Shuri and Harley's eyes widen as they look at all the snacks. Bags of skittles, six boxes of pizzas, boxes and boxes of cookies, packs of juice and some water, and lots of other things among that. However, their eyes drift over to the two twelve-pack boxes of hard lemonade that Peter holds in his hands. A gift from uncle Rhodey because he knows how teens can be and he'd rather you do it among trusted friends at home than getting it off some stranger on the streets. Plus, he trusts you and MJ to be responsible about it while still having fun. Plus, it's like four per kid, so it's not gonna do much to any of you.
"Alright, Shuri," you call out as you and Peter begin setting things up. MJ begins setting up the blankets and pillows as well.
You'd invited your friends over for a sleepover, one of the many you have over the course of the year. You'd all settled for a movie night, not wanting to go out anywhere really. The last time you'd had a sleepover, Ned picked the first movie and it would rotate from there. The sleepover usually lasts all weekend, from Friday evening to Sunday evening. Enough time to wreak havoc on everybody at the tower and have the time of your lives. It's Friday night and you're ready for a long night of movies and messing around. It made the most sense to use the in-home theater that your father had installed into the tower; it's spacious, it has the best screen with surround sound which makes movies, karaoke, and video games so much more enjoyable. It's all and all, extremely fun.
As you finish setting up the snacks, you see Harley moving to the back of the room to tone down the lights as Shuri turns on the screen, revealing the home screen for Killer Klowns From Outer Space. You all turn to look at her, casting playful glares in her direction. The only one who did not was Peter.
"Absolutely not," Harley calls out first. He shakes his head, sounding completely unenthralled. You giggle, nodding along. "This movie is so bad!" he exclaims.
"I kind of wanna watch it," Peter cuts in. You all turn to him now, giving him the glare. "I've never seen it-"
"You," you cut him off, taking a step closer to him. "Of all people, have not seen Killer Klowns? Mr. I'm constantly watching movies from the 80s, has not seen Killer Klowns?"
"I've been meaning to," Peter defends himself, looking over at everyone else. They're all still glaring at him, though it's all playful. "I see it everywhere, but I just never get to it, ya know?"
With that, you all sit down, ultimately agreeing to watch it. Harley shoots up in his spot once again, running to turn off the lights completely. When he sits back down, Shuri presses play and the movie begins. It starts off and everybody seems to sing along to the theme song at the beginning. Arguably one of the most wasted songs ever, because it's so good for such a bad movie. But who cares, ya know? However, the movie reaches the point where they introduce the two teenage characters in the makeout area.
"Why would people actively choose to go to a place like that to makeout in groups?" Peter asks. "Like, hey I'm gonna take my girlfriend out to this isolated place where there are already like ten other couple making out or having sex in this exact spot already?"
"Some people are just voyeurs," MJ cuts in, shrugging lights before wrapping an arm around Shuri. Peter hums in response. "Plus that doesn't happen much nowadays."
Suddenly, an ice cream truck drives into the area where all the teens are making out, and over the com, one of the drivers says;
"We'll give you the stick, you give it a lick, and it'll tickle you all the way down,"
Peter chuckles and without thinking it through he says; "That's what I say to Y/N w-"
"Peter!"
His eyes go wide as you all yell at him. You lightly smack his arm, moving away from him slightly as he giggles about it. They all glare at him again before turning back to the movie. After that, not many comments are made until the two main teen characters discover the tent where the clowns are. As the guy pressures the girl to go into the tent, you speak up.
"I've said this before and I'll say it again," you start, hearing Peter chuckle as he wraps his arms around you again. "If Deb was a lesbian or was with a girl, at least, she would not be there and she would be safe."
"Explain." quips Harley.
"Boys are dumb and if Deb was with a girl, the other girl would agree and they'd run away rather than run to the tent," you respond. Shuri and MJ nod, giving you the lesbian seal of approval for that opinion.
"What if it was me asking you to go in with me?" Peter asks.
"Well, I'd maybe consider it, but that's because I have my dad's tech to save me and I'd have Spider-Man with me, so we could easily fight these clowns off. They don't want this smoke," you explain. "However, if it was pre-bite you, then no, I would leave you on your own and run away if you wanted to go in."
"Fair enough."
With that, the discussions stop for a while. Until the scene where the clowns are loose in the city and going door to door killing people. When they ring the doorbell at the first door to reveal a blonde woman in a slip dress with a glass in her hand, pretending to deliver her some pizza.
"Pizza?" she asks. Peter turns to look at you, confusion in his eyes.
"Are-are they going to-"
"Clap her cheeks?" you all respond at the same time, noticing how it can look like the start to a bad porn video. Except, it's a horror movie instead. When they zap her, Peter almost gasps. Was he expecting it to happen? "My take is that if they just did clap her cheeks, they'd realize that they don't need to kill people and they just need some coochie or something. Plus she was cute, so if I was one of them I would have done it, but there's a reason why they're clowns."
Once more, the commentary became little to none until another wild scene much later in the movie. At this point, Dave the cop and Mike -Debbie's boyfriend- are in a playhouse looking for Debbie. The two guys that walked in with them and got lost inside a ball pit, one meant to be a jacuzzi or hot tub of some sort. As the camera pans out, it reveals two clowns, and when the camera turns to face them, it reveals that they're female clowns. As the camera pans out on them once more, it shows their clown boobs inflating.
"Holy shit," Peter screams, causing everyone to laugh. "Screw anime girl tiddies," he continues, making MJ and Ned snort, meanwhile Shuri spits out her drink. "Clown girl tiddies are where it's at!"
You lightly smack his arm, glaring at him once more. Though the room is dark, you can see him lightly blushing in embarrassment. Eventually, the movie comes to an end and Harley is quick to turn the lights on.  Suddenly, over the speakers in the room, you hear Harley speaking up.
"Hey guys, welcome to my show," he speaks into the karaoke mic. When he plugged it in, you're not sure, but the suddenness of it made it funnier. Harley steps in front of everyone and looks over at all of you. "So I'm no comedian but for tonight I am," he continues, earning a fake chuckle from Ned. What a supportive boyfriend. "So, we watched Killer Klowns From Outer Space, right? Well, you know who the real clowns were?"
"Who?" you all ask.
"Us, for even watching it in the first place."
That got a genuine laugh out of all of you. Even Peter was laughing genuinely at the joke, mostly since he's the biggest clown of all for wanting to watch it. Harley bows after his jokes land. He sets the mic down as MJ stands and walks over to the mic. She picks up the mic and looks over at everyone.
"Peter and Harley," she calls out. The two perk up, waiting for something else. "That's it, that's the joke."
"Hey, we should do karaoke before we pick the next movie!" Ned exclaims, his eyes wide with hopeful excitement. You all look at him, not being able to deny him his karaoke. Plus, you love karaoke. It's his thing, not many people can say no to him. He's the charmer of the group, often convincing people to get his way. You are the mom friend in terms of getting them out of certain situations and funding all the craziness as well as physically taking care of them. MJ is the intimidating mom friend, though she uses her intimidation on other people to get everyone out of a different kind of trouble. Shuri is the intimidating and hectic person who tends to get you all into some kind of trouble, but she knows how to cover it up, so there's always some close run-ins. She's the group clown. Peter and Harley are equally the punching bags of the group and they are also the bigger trouble makers. However, they're also the practical geniuses who can make anything out of a paper clip under intense pressure. However, Peter is the brawn while Harley is just not afraid of Tony, so he just barges in and does what he want to get out of trouble. All in all, no one can really say no to Ned.
"Alright, let's do this, you're up first bud," you tell Ned. He excitedly jumps up and stands up in the front as you turn the screen back on. You exit the movie and open up a karaoke program you'd bought that allowed for all sorts of high-quality music. You pull out a notebook from a cabinet in the room with a pen as well. At the top, you write the word 'queue' and make a list. "Come tell me your songs so I can start up a queue."
Everyone walks over to you one by one, telling you their songs and you just write them down. At the end of it, you have a queue of about twenty songs. So with that, you type in the first song that Ned chose. Africa by Toto.
You lean forward in your seat, grabbing one of the hard lemonades. No one seemed to grab any up until you did. Everyone grabbed one, as the song began. As Ned sings, you continue making the queue of songs until they've all been put in and you can sit back and watch. After Ned finishes singing, Peter jumps up and takes the mic. His song begins to play, making everyone laugh.
"Gotta take a little time," he begins, faking a raspy voice. He moves around the room, humming and singing along until the song reaches its chorus. He kneels in front of you, hand reaching out for you. His eyes are screwed shut and everyone's phones are recording you two. "I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me!"
You playfully push him and he lands on his back. Everyone laughs, stopping their recordings to post them somewhere. You giggle when Peter stands back up, moving over to Ned and deciding to sing to him instead. Once his song ends, Shuri jumps up and takes over the mic. The song begins, revealing Africa by Toto.
"I hear the drums echoing," Shuri sings, exaggerating her accent this time. She dances around, singing the whole song in an exaggerated accent. When she finished her song, MJ jumps up and takes over. Total Eclipse of the Heart. Except, every 'turn around' was replaces with 'suck my dick' and the phrase 'total eclipse of the heart' was replaced with 'total eclipse of the fart'. Not something you expected, but it had to be the best performance so far. Harley was the next to jump up and take over.
"I made it through the world a mess," he sings in a high-pitched voice. He sings the whole song to Ned and eventually, he reaches Ned, deciding to sit on his lap. "Like a virgin," he sings "touched for the very first time!" he practically moans rather than sings this time. This continues for the whole song, with Harley singing rather provocatively and dancing in a similar manner on Ned. At one point, Harley even threw himself onto Ned from behind the couch, he claims it was on purpose but everyone knew it was an accident. Once more, as Harley's song ended, you took over.
"We're gonna get a little emo here," you explain. The song begins after a short pause. They all look at you with big smiles. However, to add to the feel, you attach the karaoke mic to its stand and you tilt the stand over, standing over it dramatically like every rock star tends to do. You lean into the mic and begin. "Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine."
They all join in on singing with you. The loudness of it all attracts some newcomers into the room. You don't notice it until Wanda, Bucky, Steve, Sam, Natasha, Pepper, and your dad are all in the room, watching you headbang and scream to the song. The other five all jump up, turning on the other mic and sharing it as they sing along.
"It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss!" you all scream. You all jump around in unison throughout the whole song, none of you noticed how all the adults seem to have their phones out recording as well.  "Open up my eager eyes, cuz I'm Mr. Brightside!"
When the song comes to an end, you're all giggling and laughing as you hand the mic back to Ned. Before you can all process all the heroes in the room, Ned's song is starting up now. It was weird how every other song after seemed to be emo as well.
"Check yes Juliet, are you with me?" he sings along once the song begins. You're the next to jump up and join him. "Run baby run, don't ever look back!" you sing to each other.
Song after song, you all joined along and sang and danced together. However, once the karaoke stuff was over, and all the adults had left the room, another movie was being put on. It seemed almost unanimous, and the movie selected was the Nightmare Before Christmas. Everyone was tired now, so you all cuddled up on the couches. On the bigger couch in the back lies Ned with Harley nestled into his side. On the front right couch lies Shuri with her head on one side, Michelle with her head on the other side. On the front left couch, you lie up against the back of the couch as big spoon while Peter lies down next to you as little spoon.
Halfway through the movie, Tony follows a sleepy Morgan into the theater room. The little girl remains unaware of her father following in her footsteps. Tony felt her stir in bed and so he decided to check what the hell that was all about. He's about to ask her what she's doing but he stops himself when he sees all the sleeping teens. He watches the small girl scan the room, perking up when she sees you and Peter on one of the big couches. Tony watches as Morgan shakes her big sister's arm until you wake up. He watches you groggily pick the girl up, scooting closer to the back of the large couch, and squeezing her in. He notices Peter shift around before resting his arm over the two girls. He smiles rather fondly and has FRIDAY take a picture of the room, making sure to add a reminder to send the pictures to everyone in the morning.
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kyn19 · 5 years ago
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1 through 70, thanks.
Haha tall order, but I got you! All answers under the cut, to spare people’s dashes lmao
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes, my mom and I are close friends.
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
I’ve said it to several of my friends today lol including @backwardswriter and @annamholla
03: Do you regret anything?
Pfft of course. I have nightly mental flashcards of my missteps forcibly played in my mind #anxiety
04: Are you insecure?
you betcha
05: What is your relationship status?
untethered
06: How do you want to die?
Ideally frozen, so that nothing oozes or rots
07: What did you last eat?
Does coffee count?
08: Played any sports?
I played soccer for the first half of my life, but both my body and I are extremely unathletic lmao
09: Do you bite your nails?
Unfortunately yes
10: When was your last physical fight?
Any time I spend time with my brother
11: Do you like someone?
I assume this means romantically, so that’s a hard no. #aromantic
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
bahahaha hell yea. I think the longest I’ve gone without sleep is 3 days straight?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Oh definitely, so so sooooo many people. Have you seen that orange Jabba that claims to lead my country? #NotMyPresident
14: Do you miss someone?
Some friends and many dogs.
15: Have any pets?
Yes, I have a fur-daughter that lives with my grandparents :3
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
Hungry lol
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
Yeah, but honestly I try not to bc I’m really germophobic
18: Are you scared of spiders?
Deathly :(
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Oh hells yeah. Ya girl wanna be a pirate!!!
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
That person’s apartment
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
Berry picking!!!! (weather permitting)
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
Fuck no 
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
Yes, I have standard ear piercings and (sadly now closed, but intending to get repierced) both nipples.
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
My best subjects in grade school were English and Art. In college, probably my craft classes (I was a Writing major).
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
No, they’re in the past for a reason.
26: What are you craving right now?
Jamaican jerk chicken
27: Have you ever broken someone���s heart?
Lol yeah
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
Twice
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Yes, but I feel like the phrasing of this question insinuates that I made them cry because of something mean or wrong that I did, which was not the case.
30: What’s irritating you right now?
Racists ofc
31: Does somebody love you?
Yes I am very loved by my family & friends! (again, no romo)
32: What is your favourite color?
Black, followed closely by pink
33: Do you have trust issues?
lmao def
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
I don’t remember my dream from last night, but the night before had lots of car chases in it
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My grandma. We both angry-cried after 1.5 hrs of trying to educate my grandfather about racial discrimination in America. It was like talking to a brick wall of ego and privilege.
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
Yes, but with time I usually take it back.
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
ooooo that’s a good and tough question. I think it’s easier to forgive. That being said, I would not say that I’m a forgiving person. Nor do I think it should be doled out easily, but I know forgiveness is a deeply personal matter. My whole philosophy on it is “even if you forgive, never forget.”
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
lmao not by a long shot. 2020 is wild bro
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
If we’re including VERY first kiss, even like as a little kid, then 4. If we’re talking like post-puberty, then 14.
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
No, I do not like being nude.
51: Favourite food?
Horrible question. I don’t trust anyone who has a definitive answer to this. That being said, whenever people ask me, I just say cake or bread to make conversation easier.
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No, not really. I think a lot of things do, but definitely not everything or even most things.
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Watched Eleanor Neale videos on YouTube (everyone should check her out if you like true crime; I’m obsessed with her, she’s been my nightly ritual for like a month now) #EleanorNeale
54: Is cheating ever okay?
(Again I’m assuming this is meant about romantic relationships) Unpopular opinion: I think revenge cheating is okay. Like, if your partner cheats on you, then I think you’re totally justified to cheat on them back. Outside of that, absolutely not.
55: Are you mean?
Ha honestly yeah. Like 50% of the time I am sweet as pie [insert gif of John Mulaney quote “You could spill hot soup on me and I’d probably apologize to you”], but the other 50% is just utterly Bitch
56: How many people have you fist fought?
I’ve slapped a few people and I regularly beat up my brother, but I’ve never been in a legit fistfight
57: Do you believe in true love?
lmao no
58: Favourite weather?
Just picture any Autumn day and you got it
59: Do you like the snow?
Yes! Very beautiful and honestly should be the only reason it’s that fuckin cold outside
60: Do you wanna get married?
As many of my friends know, I would marry any of them in a heartbeat for the tax benefits, the wedding, or other legal rule bending. But again, never in a romantic sense bc #aro
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No I do not like it. “Babe” is great but never “baby” or worse “babygirl” 
62: What makes you happy?
Dog kisses, fresh food, media, my bffs, the pitter-patter of rain, justice, three margaritas into an evening, lots of stuff
63: Would you change your name?
Oh hells yeah. I love my name, but identity changes gets my motor running
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
No lol she hot
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Run screaming for the hills and have a funeral for our friendship
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Totes :)
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
My grandfather. Again, more brick-wall talks.
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Either my mom or my roomfriend @backwardswriter!
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
Very yes (not necessarily romantic again; I think souls can be magnetized for all sorts of connections)
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
Oh totes. I’m pretty much ready to throw myself on the pyre at any time lmaoo
Thanks for asks, this was fun!!
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laetan · 5 years ago
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Do every question?
Thank you for enabling my procrastination, much appreciated
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? This cat I saw through the window of my apartment
03: Do you regret anything?
Yeah, I'm an anxious motherfucker but it's best not to dwell on them past their usefulness to prevent repeating mistakes in the future
04: Are you insecure?
Yuh
05: What is your relationship status?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ weird.
06: How do you want to die?
Ideally doing someone heroic.
07: What did you last eat?
An orange
08: Played any sports?
Yup, soccer, fencing, boxing/MMA when I was younger
09: Do you bite your nails?
No
10: When was your last physical fight?
Life is constantly kicking me in the emotional nuts
11: Do you like someone?
¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯ I cant differentiate platonic and romantic emotions
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
Within the past week, so yes
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
This is a hard question because it takes a lot of brainpower to hate someone so is it like, in this exact moment was I ruminating on my hatred for Emmy award winning voice actor and voice of Nott the Brave Samuel Riegel? No. Am i usually? At least 23 hours of every day is alotted as Emmy award winning voice actor and voice of Nott the Brave Samuel Riegel hating hours in my planner.
14: Do you miss someone?
Yeah
15: Have any pets?
Ye 2 cats who are bastard babies
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
My ears kinda hurt as does my jaw and my hands and feet are cold but that's sorta my default
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
No both bathrooms and kissing are vaguely gross for longer than strictly necessary so combining these is not great. Especially bc the assumption that you're out somewhere in public unless some people just relegate that to the ol' powder room at home
18: Are you scared of spiders?
Not especially. Don't want one to crawl on my face and I'm not a fan of anything that moves silently in my peripheral vision but they're important to the ecosystem and kill more annoying bugs. That said, @the like 15 in my apartment at any given time: why dont you pay rent
19: answered
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
Couch in a basement
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
Considering its 22:06 on a Sunday, imma go with next week. I have 4 finals so probably crying in the one secret corner of the library I found so the librarians don't shush my for disturbing the other students who have already mastered the art of silent crying while studying
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
No. I think i wanna foster though
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
Ears, but they may be healed
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
That's tough. Probably history, polisci, and french?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yeah. Didnt you just ask that
26: What are you craving right now?
Sleep
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Yup @Gloria sorry I was such a jerk freshman year
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
Sort of?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
...yes? I think
30: What’s irritating you right now?
Im mildly cold
31: Does somebody love you?
I like to think so but you'd have to ask I suppose
32: What is your favourite color?
Blue or red
33: Do you have trust issues?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
Something I'd like to forget
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I'm not a big crier, but especially not in front of other people, so I don't really know? Probably after the shooting which will be 6 years ago on the 17th? Or maybe a funeral after that, not sure. I have trouble putting events in chronological order
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
Nah
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
I mean, philosophically or mechanistically bc mechanistically, forget but in the grand scheme well
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
I don't know
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Uhhh 11??
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
No I Am Most Comfortable When I Am Impervious To Most Forms of Physical Attack
51: Favourite food?
Gyros
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No, sometimes horrible things are just painful, they aren't part of the cosmic plan or an opportunity for growth, they just hurt
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Texted Beau
54: Is cheating ever okay?
No
55: Are you mean?
I like to think I'm not but sometimes I say or think shit that makes me take a hard look at myself
56: How many people have you fist fought?
I am fist fighting someone as we speak
57: Do you believe in true love?
Yeah, I don't really know what that means
58: Favourite weather?
Fog
59: Do you like the snow?
Ish, depends how icy it is
60: Do you wanna get married?
I love the idea but dunno if its feasible for me
61: Is it cute when a person calls you baby?
No I think its really infantilizing. I do really love pet names, just not that one
62: What makes you happy?
Learning something new. Good music. Making someone laugh. Things that glow in the dark.
63: Would you change your name?
I have and will never stop
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Hahaha yes but uh thats A Story For Another Time
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Binary is bullshit so imma just go with my best friend @sweetcron who Id be like. Bud, you have a girlfriend and I'm also a nightmare man.
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Fucking binary shit. I have Friends of Many Genders and I wouldn't be their friend if I didn't feel like I could be myself
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
OH MY GOD
68: answered
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
Not sure
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
Not to be a Gryffindor™ but it'd be quicker to ask who wouldn't I die for (for example, i would not die for mike pence)
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Interesting story, you say? Let's hear it!
oof okay friendo buckle up bc it’s a bumpyass ride!!
So, the first thing y’all need to know is that poltergeists aren’t actually ghosts/spirits, per say. They’re energy, created by people, and they most often linger in houses. You know how some places feel really good when you step inside?? That’s good energy. It means not a lot of bad stuff has happened in that place, and the owners/the house are happy. Poltergeists are what happen when a lot of negative shit is going on. It might be because of hard times/a dysfunctional family/an abusive or unhealthy relationship/etc. If something unpleasant is going on, especially for an extended amount of time, a poltergeist will start to form. It’s inevitable. And it is important to note, if there is a person who is sensitive to energy/emotions/spirits, they will A) be able to add more to the poltergeist than anyone else (with or without knowing it), and B) will be more sensitive to the affects.
Now that all that’s out of the way:
our old house has one fuck of a poltergeist, mates.
My granddad (my Dad’s dad) is very sick, so we had to stop our happy caravan travels around Australia and buy a (very cheap and old) house in the middle of a literal desert to be closer to him (and did so immediately, of course.) It was a whiplash from having the time of our lives to being stuck in the little worse situation (for us.)
Everybody was worried about my granddad, we got little to no rain ever, there were a lot of thunder storms (which our dogs hate) and high winds, it got to 50 degrees Celsius in summer, we had animals to take care of (3 dogs, 3 chickens and 2 ducks) and in winter we didn’t even have to light the fire often, we were isolated from all our family and friends, and so poor from the sudden unexpected stop of our trip that sometimes we couldn’t afford food.
To put it simply: hard times.
Signs of a poltergeist:
A general uncomfortable/nervous/depressed feeling whenever you walk into the house, even if nothing is technically ‘wrong’
Things mysteriously vanishing/cupboard doors opening/strange noises/unsettled animals
Nightmares (especially ones that seem specifically targeted at things that you fear most or that upset you the most)
Odd red marks on your body (insect bites/scratches/dots)
The sensation of being watched
Drafts where there weren’t any drafts before
General feeling of not being alone/safe even when you are
Sudden mood swings (especially to extreme anger or extreme sadness)
More of a tendency to argue than usual
Catastrophic thoughts
Intrusive/bad thoughts
Depression/lethargy
Bad luck (everything that should go right always seems to go wrong)
Never seeming to be able to be truly happy in the house
you get the gist, bad shit
[note: if any of these things are happening, I strongly advise you go to your doctor and psychologist before anything else]
It started off small at first. About a year in to our stay in the house. I started feeling drafts on the back of my neck when I tried to sleep. As I said, we’d lived here for a year, so I kind of knew what to expect from the house by now. I knew which boards creaked/etc. But it was not one of the many windy days, and the draft wasn’t sporadic. It was like a rhythum. Almost like somebody was literally leaning over the bed and breathing on the back of my neck. It got so bad and so regular I could feel it moving my hairs (back when  I had long hair) and tickling my face. But when I turned over to look, I couldn’t see anything. It didn’t happen all the time, even on the windy days. It was just some nights, which made it even weirder. (Note: I checked my window was shut and even slept with my door closed a few nights to see. It still happened.)
More small things started happening. Pens would go missing. The dogs were unsettled a lot. Any plants we tried to keep in the house died. We all started to feel edgy for no reason, started to have more arguments than we’ve ever had before. Everybody started to feel uneasy. It got to the point where I was scared to shut my eyes. Once, I had a run of almost a week of horrific nightmares, one after the other, every single night I had the same type of dream, where my dog was in agony and the only thing I could do to help her was to kill her with my bare hands. Again, I was terrified to go to sleep. I dreaded it. My Mum and Dad started to feel the exact same way.
My Mum started getting weird insect bite marks every single night. Two red dots, like a spider bite. She washed all the sheets, even tried sleeping in different rooms. Still woke up with them every morning, all over her body. My Dad and I took turns sharing the bed with her, but we never had the same bites. Though one morning I did wake up to my leg stinging, and it turned out there were two long, raw scratches down the inside of my thigh (there was nobody/nothing in the bed with me that could have done it, it was fresh, and I bite my fingernails to stubs out of anxiety so I couldn’t have made such a defined, clear scratch myself.) In our last few weeks in the house, my Dad actually got bitten by something while in bed, his finger bled and everything, but nothing was there, he stayed up for an hour on a work night just to find evidence of a mouse or something to please his skeptic mind, couldn’t find anything.
Worth noting is that my Mum and I both believe in the paranormal (and are sensitive to it), but my Dad doesn’t. And even he started mentioning the fact that he “felt like he was being watched” and that he was having a lot of bad dreams. And, here’s the kicker: he was having intrusive thoughts. Not ‘I’m gonna kill my family’ or anything like that, but things like “Dad’s not going to get better. I’m a failure. What’s the point? I’m worthless. Everybody hates me.” And you should all know, my Dad is THE most chipper, happiest, most positive peanut on the planet. He’s the only mentally healthy one in our little family and he NEVER thinks things like that. Not even when he is under intense stress. One night he even said he heard something in the room with him, clear as day, he was absolutely 100% sure one of the dogs had somehow gotten into the room, but when he looked, there was nothing there.
At that point, my Mum and I started to rethink the steep decline of our mental health. Because we’d always had problems, but not to this extent. We were having the exact same bad thoughts, but hadn’t really thought twice about it, since we’re The Mentally Unhealthy y’know. We started to rethink things: how instantly we’d feel better when we stepped out of the house, all the weird marks, all the weird dreams and drafts and noises and disappearing objects and everything else. I was also having a lot of headaches/stomach aches/nose bleeds at this point. It was honestly like you’d fall into a trance whenever you stepped into the house; it honest to god felt like you had the life slowly drained out of you. Even our goddamn neighbours noted it when they came over to visit.
The only way to get rid of a poltergeist is a crap-ton of sage and white light, and by starving it - getting rid of all the negative energy in your own lives and forcing yourself to be more positive. At this point though, we were already planning on moving out, so we didn’t really have time… and our situation wasn’t improving, either, so hard to be positive. Long story short, we toughed it out, and moved.
I should tell you, even though technically these last few months in this new house have probably been the most stressful and depressing few months we’ve ever had - we’ve all been sleeping like babies, we’ve had no more of the weird thoughts or depression, no more nightmares, no more weird drafts, all our animals have been perfectly content, and we’ve had no more red marks. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
I think my Dad may not be quite so skeptical anymore, tbh. 
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softarcana · 6 years ago
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All the odd ones👀👀💓
lmao girl. ok here we go 💃🏼
1. Middle name?
Don’t have one!
3. Birthday?
January 25th!
5. Favorite color?
Periwinkle!
7. Pets?
I have a dog! Her name is Zoey and she is my entire life.
9. How tall are you?
5′5″ bby
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
HA, a lot. I’m a shoe fiend. I’d say probably like.....20? Maybe fewer.
13. What talents do you have?
Aside from writing, I like to paint and sculpt. I can also kind of sing and if I weren’t so lazy, I’d probably be able to play instruments well lol
15. Favorite song?
Radioactive - Imagine Dragons
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
In general? Someone who’s funny and nice and passionate and who I can spend hours with just talking and goofing around 
19. Do you want a church wedding?
I do. My church rn has a weird layout though so let’s see if that’s still the case when I eventually get married lol
21. Have you been to the hospital?
once for myself, all other times for work or friends
23. Have you met any celebrities?
I met Corbin Bleu’s great aunt and uncle. Does that count? My brother used to work at a club where the Chainsmokers started performing (he said they were punks lol). He also met Matt Damon at a bar. I need to start hanging out with my brother more lmao
25. What color socks are you wearing?
Tan. So exciting.
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
NEVER
29. Been skinny dipping?
Nope
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
On my side, almost in fetal
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
I shove a croissant in my mouth before I leave and eat it on the way to the metro
35. Ever tried archery?
In middle school gym class. I also shot a “cross-bow” at the Ren Fest. Archery is sick af tho I wanna do it more
37. Favorite swear word?
I don’t really swear, but I think “bitch” pronounced as “beeech” is THE funniest thing ever
39. Scars?
Yes - arm from shot (thanks Brazil), forehead from stick (thanks for that, childhood friend)
41. Are you a good liar?
No lmao I’m such an honest person
43. Can you do any other accents besides your own?
No, I’m awful at accents. I can’t even do a brazilian accent
45. Favorite accent?
mmmm probably Irish
47. Most expensive piece of clothing?
Probably my prom dress haha
49. Innie or outie?
Bellybutton? Innie
51. Are you scared of spiders?
Nah they’re chill. Unless they start jumping, then they gotta go
53. Favorite foreign food?
Thai and Vietnamese 
55. Most used phrase?
“Listen.” thanks, My Favorite Murder. But also, “It’s fine.” bc everything is fine always all the time (or else i will not be able to function lol)
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
Takes me half an hour to get out of bed, and another to actually get ready
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
Suck
61. Do you sing to yourself?
Always
63. Biggest fear?
Driving my car into a body of water and being trapped inside while it slowly fills up :^)
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
What qualifies as dramatic? I think LOTR is beautiful. Is that dramatic enough?
67. Can you name all 50 states?
Yes. But only if I sing them in alphabetical order (thanks, elementary school)
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
Introvert. But I def have social tendencies
71. What makes you nervous?
Everything (thanks generalized anxiety disorder!)
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
Usually no, unless it’s something that’s offensive/culturally insensitive
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
I don’t think so. I was never popular enough to start rumors haha
77. Have you ever drank underage?
I mean my parents gave me sips of alcohol as a kid, and I drank wine for my stomach when I was a teen. Drinking is a pretty normalized, social thing in Brazil so it wasn’t a big deal. But since we’re in the US, I didn’t drink outside of my home until I was 21
79. Who was your first real crush?
I’ve been having crushes since I can remember lol. But like someone who gave me butterflies and etc, a guy named Kellen from middle school. I loved that dude. 
81. Can you roll your r’s?
Would I even be allowed to call myself Latina if I could not???
83. How fast can you run?
I used to be able to run really fast but honestly I can’t remember the last time I sprinted anywhere lol
85. What color are your eyes?
Brown, not super dark
87. Do you keep a journal?
Not anymore
89. Do you like your age?
Yes. I feel like I’m more myself and that I finally know who I am and what I want. Emerging adulthood is tumultuous and beautiful.
91. Do you like your name?
I used to not like it because it wasn’t too common, but I like it just fine now
93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child?
I don’t want kids. But if I had to choose one, I think I’d go for a boy.
95. What are your weaknesses?
Self-esteem. Self-doubt. 
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
I don’t think so, but we do have a document signed by the king of Germany so idk
99. Color of your bedspread?
Grey!
PHEW!!!
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solemncadaver · 6 years ago
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Friendsim Trolls According to my Girlfriend who hasn’t played Friendsim
Ardata (Cobalt): w... who took bites out of her horns? Can and will kill you in your sleep. Plotting evil plans 23/7 (the 24th hour is for drinking coffee with LOTS of milk and sugar)
Diemen (Rust): Always eating food (why is that hot dog bun GREEN-), will never call you by your name, only nicknames like bro, dude, man etc, probably owns a skateboard but can't drive it
Cirava (Gold): Oo funky! Has a horrible backstory and doesn't talk about it EVER, is chill all the time, likes 70s-80s fashion and actually wears it with style! Is as extra as the fact they've got 4 horns
Amisia (Indigo): definitely an artist! The "weird kid", has not slept in 5 days because she just HAD to finish that one painting, cuts her own hair with scissors not meant for cutting hair yet it looks amazingly good! Probably either super pure and nice or will kill you if you breathe in her direction
Bronya (Jade): The cool big sister, helps you do your makeup and dye your hair, if you hurt one of her friends those boots will land in your face, probably has a tumblr with aesthetic images
Skylla (Bronze): Yeehaw howdy pardner! Isn't only from a ranch, she OWNS one! Can and will punch you for no reason, makes you do her chores if you wanna stay at her place, has never seen a hairbrush in her life
Tagora (Teal): Tries his best to be edgy and frightening, sometimes almost fails at that, could be in one of those "barber: say no more fam" memes, thinks he's an evil overlord but is actually just a delinquent, probably doesn't get a redemption arc and only like 2 people are mad about that
Vikare (Bronze): Wants to be a pilot/is a pilot but DON'T TRUST THEM WITH AN AIRPLANE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, pretends wearing that pilot hat is a fashion choice when in reality they can't take it off again with those horns, nobody has ever seen them sleep and people are concerned
Polypa (Olive): The most feral being (or she fell down the stairs and is mad about it), problems balancing with only one eye able to see, could claw out your heart and not bat an eye, the hole in her horn is from when someone tried to take her out, nobody has ever seen that person afterwards
Zebruh (Indigo): Looks like an ASSHOLE. What are his horns doing they're not pointed that's not how horns should work, very smug! Has a shitty job and is pretentious about it to people w/o a job, looks like the cryptic bartender in a stereotypical drama thriller that the detective has to interview to know who killed the rich guy's wife
Elwurd (Cobalt): Look at those extra af horns! Def owns a motorcycle, flirty but has never received actual affection, has a mental breakdown every 2 days but pretends EVERYTHING'S FINE, makes 5 puns a minute
Folykl & Kuprum (Gold): What a goal: Carry your bud around in your giant ass backpack! I......don't know who is who tbh but! They both have cool spider looking horns! The best evidence for 'opposites attract', the only friends they have are each other, secretly planning to overthrow the government
Remele (Cobalt): The x on her left eye symbolizes that she has found her next victim. It's you. Run. Could probably use her horn as a climbing hook, v passive aggressive, makes her own clothes, works out a lot and is stronger than she looks
Konyyl (Olive): My fight, flight or flirt instincts have been activated. Could snap you in half by looking at you yet can be super soft if she wants to (you gotta be REAL close to her though), likes matcha ice cream and yells at it when it melts, is NOT tidy
Chixie (Bronze): Shy babey. Will probably be interrupted 3 times when trying to speak because she's just so quiet, has been left on her own and now has no idea how to survive yet is too shy to ask for the way. Someone come help her please.
Tyzias (Teal): Bored college student. Will NOT help you in an emergency so don't even ask. Secretly likes cryptids, is Done (tm), nobody has ever seen her outside of campus, roasts people in the most monotone voice ever
Chahut (Purple): F-... fear ':)? Eh, that's probably just paint! Right? Right???... Is probably being forced to do horrible things, can't remember their childhood, looks scary but only unintentionally, I'd still smooch tbh
Azdaja (Gold): Reminds me of that ching prince from FMA:B tbh, has a weird aesthetic going on, has the upper hand everywhere without trying, probably has 3 fake names, is always cool but can slip up and make goofy remarks
Zebede (Gold): Smol round boi! Probably played soccer in 5th grade, now makes v interesting and functional machines from Lego, probably owned a pet hamster at some point, has no sense of danger
Tegiri (Teal): Is that a KATANA-.... Still not out of his weeb phase, is VERY devoted to his aesthetic, talks either in one word sentences or dramatic quotes from a show nobody has seen, shop owner who sells you weapons
Mallek (Cobalt): Oh look it your hubby! He looks like a trickster tbh yet all the fanart looks sweet and pure!? (Also how do you pierce horns-) how many piercings has he though? Is there fanart- 👀... anyways he kinda looks like the popular kid and the emo kid combined, but like in a good way!?! Probably has a secret key for the whole town that he shouldn't have, can store everything in that hoodie pocket (it's like Hermione's bag :3!)
Lynera (Jade): Looks like the weird art/music teacher, v nice though! Has a lot of weird hobbies that her friends politely decline to join, likes to bake for everyone, likes children or absolutely loathes them
Galekh (Indigo): Is this Roman from Sanders Sides? Jdhdkd he looks like the strict angry teacher, will absolutely refuse giving help and does not allow any flaws (both in you and in himself) can spot someone doing illegal things from a mile away, is not afraid to call people out
Tirona (Teal): Look at that spider hair! Looks good 👉👉, is probs v shy and awkward but tries to talk to everyone anyways, has some exotic pets that she doesn't tell anyone about bc someone once said it's weird, just wants to be accepted, clumsy af
Boldir (Olive): Hiding ..... something ...., private but not stealthy investigator, is distracted way too easily, is the detective I mentioned back at Zebruh's, v loyal, will absolutely get you arrested if you're *in the way*
Stelsa (Teal): Looks like a cool but bitchy mom, probably gets a manicure every week, she looks just like my mom which is scary wth, will not hesitate to roast Karen at the school bake sale, those lemon bars are horrible KAREN, why didn't you let your third husband help K A R E N
Karako (Purple): What- ?
I-.... I'm confused! But okay!
Never makes sense, nobody has ever seen them eat or sleep, appears in your room at 2 am when you have sleep paralysis
Marsti (Rust): Probably is like the classic mechanic, can weld 👌👏👉👉👍, is done with everyone's bullshit but will still try to help (occasionally), drinks too many energy drinks and not enough water, everyone asks her for favors and she is having none of it
Charun (Olive): Peaceful gardener, don't stand in their sun and they won't bother whatever you do, just wants a little farm house near a small town with his pet cat, don't walk on their vegetables or they'll chase you with a rake
Wanshi (Jade): Just a nice person. A total sweetheart. Just wants to have fun, very optimistic, the most functional person you'll ever meet, drinks a lot of green tea and hot chocolate
Fozzer (Rust): Nice person but not very bright, doesn't know how electronics work, has a flip phone from like 2006 and that's enough for him, has a lot of houseplants but can't really keep them alive
Marvus (Purple): 👀👀👀 You know how I think about him (😭🍀😏😎🍀💖🌾❤ 11/10 best ti🅱🅱y window would allow him to stab me)
Daraya (Jade): Smol but will fight you. Is super done and will not help you, but also won't stop you. Probably has 2-4 knifes somewhere on her body at all time.
Nihkee (Indigo): Looks like a pirate captain + professional wrestler in one, like! Probably drinks their coffee black just so people respect them more, will show off every trophy they have (a lot) if someone decides to listen to them
Lanque (Jade): 👀👀👀👍 the most dramatic and salty being alive, v stylish, takes 2 hours a day just to get ready, probably has 16 meetings a day, could work as a model, will cut anyone and everyone that says he should change something about him
Soleil (Purple): Ah yes, the obligatory twins. Probably cursed by a spiteful witch at birth, have never been seen seperate, occasionally like to scare people by pretending to be the twins from shining
I’m crying
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peterickswhore · 5 years ago
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More questions bc I’m bored
1. What is you middle name? Anne
2. How old are you? 17
3. When is your birthday? 12th of January
4. What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn
5. What is your favorite color? Purple or black
6. What’s your lucky number? 12
7. Do you have any pets? One cat
8. Where are you from? New Zealand
9. How tall are you? 5’7ish
10. What shoe size are you? 7 or 8 I think
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Like 3
12. What was your last dream about? Idk
13. What talents do you have? Relatively good at school
14. Are you psychic in any way? Don’t believe that’s a thing but I wish
15. Favorite song? Anything by waterparks rn
16. Favorite movie? Anything in the mcu
17. Who would be your ideal partner? Someone smart who loves me and is kind and has similar interests
18. Do you want children? Lol nope never
19. Do you want a church wedding? Definitely not
20. Are you religious? Never have been and never will be
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Not since I was born
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nope
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Nope
24. Baths or showers? Showers
25. What color socks are you wearing? White and black
26. Have you ever been famous? Nope
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Never
28. What type of music do you like? Rock and pop punk usually
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Nope
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1
31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my side
32. How big is your house? Medium size
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Toast
34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yup
35. Have you ever tried archery? Yup
36. Favorite clean word? Idk
37. Favorite swear word? Idk
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? Like a day
39. Do you have any scars? A couple
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Nope
41. Are you a good liar? I’m an ok liar
42. Are you a good judge of character? Sometimes
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Not well
44. Do you have a strong accent? I don’t think so but some people say I do
45. What is your favorite accent? French
46. What is your personality type? Shy and awkward
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Idk
48. Can you curl your tongue? Yup
49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie
50. Left or right handed? Right
51. Are you scared of spiders? Hate them with a passion
52. Favorite food? Pizza
53. Favorite foreign food? Still pizza
54. Are you a clean or messy person? Clean
55. Most used phrased? Idk
56. Most used word? Idk
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Like 10 mins
58. Do you have much of an ego? Not really
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck
60. Do you talk to yourself? Sometimes
61. Do you sing to yourself? Sometimes
62. Are you a good singer? Nope
63. Biggest Fear? Dying alone
64. Are you a gossip? Sometimes
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Idk
66. Do you like long or short hair? Long on me
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Nope
68. Favorite school subject? Science
69. Extrovert or Introvert? Hella Introvert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nope but I want to
71. What makes you nervous? Many things
72. Are you scared of the dark? Not really
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Only if they’re important mistakes
74. Are you ticklish? Very
75. Have you ever started a rumor? Probably
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Only a little one
77. Have you ever drank underage? Nope
78. Have you ever done drugs? Nope
79. Who was your first real crush? Idk
80. How many piercings do you have? None
81. Can you roll your Rs? Nope
82. How fast can you type? Kinda fast
83. How fast can you run? Not very fast
84. What color is your hair? Brown
85. What color is your eyes? Hazel
86. What are you allergic to? Nothing
87. Do you keep a journal? Nope
88. What do your parents do? My mothers teacher
89. Do you like your age? I don’t care about it
90. What makes you angry? People being rude or intolerant
91. Do you like your own name? It’s ok
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? I don’t want kids
93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? Neither
94. What are you strengths? Organisation
95. What are your weaknesses? Socialising
96. How did you get your name? My mother liked it
97. Were your ancestors royalty? I wish
98. Do you have any scars? A few
99. Color of your bedspread? Black
100. Color of your room? Purple
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lordshaxxion · 6 years ago
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All that apply for Edix!!
oh boy this is gonna be a LOT under a cut bc tbh I’m just gonna do all of them >.>
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01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
“It’s better now with my dad. We hit a rough patch during the Red War after he ran away to Titan and left me practically in charge of everyone, since they recognised me as the Commander’s son and all. It wasn’t a good time for a while between us, but we got better and now we have a better understanding of one another too. My Pa? He’s long since dead, before I was resurrected too, so I don’t have a relationship with him.”
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
“..... I’m not sure. I feel awkward saying it sometimes, like it’s reserved for romantic relationships only. Though I say it to dad sometimes, and to Artie too.”
03: Do you regret anything?
“A lot. Not being able to save my Fireteam in the Hellmouth being one, not being able to save Cayde being another. Lots of things.”
04: Are you insecure?
“.... Yes. Though it’s not so bad anymore, not like it used to be at least.”
05: What is your relationship status?
“Complicated. I like Asher, but sometimes I think he just sees right through me. Though I’ve taken to actually going out into the City more at night with some friends. That’s led to a loooot of kissing various Guardians.”
06: How do you want to die?
“I’d prefer not to, to be honest. Though I’d like to avoid death by Hive at least. I’m not sure, I’ve never particularly thought about a final death kind of scenario.”
07: What did you last eat?
“I don’t remember.”
“You had cookies Zavala made you, because you forget to eat.”
“Oh yeah. Dad makes great cookies.”
08: Played any sports?
“Does running around Io for Asher, collecting samples and fighting Vex count?”
09: Do you bite your nails?
“Only when I’m nervous, but even then I’m more likely to just fiddle with loose threads or bounce my leg.”
10: When was your last physical fight?
“Two days ago when I needed to gather samples of Radiolaria and Phaseglass for Asher. I’m still finding bruises from that.”
11: Do you like someone?
“Asher. But he doesn’t see me, not really. At least, not outside of being his assistant, I don’t think.”
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
“Yes, and I don’t remember any of it. I try not to do it too much, Spiro is forever telling me off and so is Dad.”
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
“Since I don’t count, no I suppose not.”
14: Do you miss someone?
“Yes. I worry for Artemis when she’s out on Hive murder-sprees and I... often miss her greatly. Cayde too.”
15: Have any pets?
“Too many! I have three cockatiels, two cats and an Ahamkara!”
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
“Weary and very tired.”
“Well that all-nighter you pulled in your greenhouse didn’t exactly help.”
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
“Probably? I know that I made out with a Titan on my first night out when I was very much wasted, but whether it was in a bathroom or not I couldn’t tell you.”
18: Are you scared of spiders?
“.......”
“He stands there like he’s rooted and cries if it’s a big one. He’s that scared of them.”
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
“Yes. I know it’s never a good idea, but... I know I could save Cayde, if I could go back in time. I know I could get to him on time.”
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
“In the corner of some club in the City, I think.”
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
“Studying my plants and tending to my garden.”
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
“God no, never. It’s hard enough just taking care of Kilgharrah and myself, let alone anyone else.”
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
“I’m tempted to get some, at least some in my ear.”
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
“I don’t really know. I’m good at botany and horticulture, and I’m learning more about the Light in-depth but other than that I don’t know.”
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
“My Pa. I didn’t know him, I was killed as a toddler and at the same time as him, so I don’t have any memories. Dad showed me pictures of him, though, and he looks nice. I wish I did know him better.”
26: What are you craving right now?
“Peace and quiet. A partner. I dunno.”
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
“I don’t know. I’m more likely to break my own half the time with how attached to things or people I get.”
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
“Hah, no.”
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
“At time of answering, I don’t have one, so no.”
30: What’s irritating you right now?
“Being so god damn cold. I have a sweater on and the heating on and my own Solar Light and I’m STILL COLD!”
31: Does somebody love you?
“My dad does. I don’t like speaking for anyone else I know, though.”
32: What is your favourite color?
“Largely any of the Io shaders. Blue’s good too, and green.”
33: Do you have trust issues?
“Depends who’s asking me to trust them. I trust my dad, Artemis and Dad with my life. Plus Othion and his husband Izel. Oh, and Vigil, since he guards the Speaker. Ikora, too. But the likes of the Drifter? It’s getting harder to say.”
“Long story short, sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn’t.”
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
“I dreamt of a throne world that belonged to Crota, and it was filled with warped versions of the plants in my garden. Everything was a sickly Hive green and there was a broken throne with vines snaking all around it. I was sat in it, and there were hordes of Hive knelt around me like I was royalty.... I think it’s just a scrambled memory, after getting that shard of Crota’s soul crystal in my eye.”
“Yeah, that’s all it was. Don’t think on it too much, Edix.”
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
“My Ghost. It feels weird to be crying around anyone else sometimes.”
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
“Yes. Sometimes I’m too kind for my own good.”
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
“I think it’s easier to forgive. That way you can move past it and carry on, rather than forgetting about it and then it coming back to haunt you at inopportune times.”
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
“I doubt it. Cayde died, Dad and Ikora have been arguing, the Drifter moved into the Tower Annex, the Black Armory opened its shady doors, the Spider is very interested in even more shady things, the Nine have rocked up with their Emissary and even with Mara gone, she’s up to no good as usual and I don’t like it.”
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
“In mortal terms, around 24 or 25? As a Guardian, no idea. I don’t count the years so much.”
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
“Oh my god no. I’d rather die than do that.”
51: Favourite food?
“Not sure I have one, to be honest with you.”
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
“Sometimes. Not everything can be attributed to that logic, given the nature of this bastard existence some things are just at random and have no or little reason to them.”
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
“Worked on some more jellyfish to give to families in the City. They lost more than we did during the Red War, so I try to give something nice back to them when I can.”
54: Is cheating ever okay?
“No. If you can’t do it on your own merit, then you don’t deserve to reap the rewards through cheating.”
55: Are you mean?
“I can be, but I don’t like to.”
56: How many people have you fist fought?
“Not that many. I’m not all that strong, physically.”
57: Do you believe in true love?
“I’d like to, but sometimes it just doesn’t seem possible.”
58: Favourite weather?
“When it’s raining on an autumn day, because at least I’m not too cold. But also I can just sit by the window, wrapped up in blankets and listen to the rain while I crochet or read.”
59: Do you like the snow?
“Yes! It’s so much fun to roll around in it and throw snowballs at other Guardians!”
60: Do you wanna get married?
“I don’t think so. It’s bold to assume a relationship would last that long.”
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
“Depends who’s calling me that and the circumstance of the name. If they’re taking the piss, and I don’t know them, then I’m not happy about it.”
62: What makes you happy?
“Little things. Looking after my plants, helping Asher, my crochet projects, being able to spend time with my friends.”
63: Would you change your name?
“No. I like it how it is.”
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
“Probably, since I don’t know who they were, their name or what they looked like. I was... very drunk.”
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
“Well that’s literally never gonna happen, so I’m not even engaging in this hypothetical.”
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
“Yes. Artemis is very dear to me and we have an understanding of one another. Even with our differences, I still feel comfortable around her.”
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
“Artemis, duh. Well, maybe Ikora.”
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
“Probably Artie again. We talk about the Hive a lot, given our dispositions.”
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
“I’d like to, just not in my own case.”
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
“My dad, Artemis. I’d die for Asher and, in fact, have. Many times. Curse you, Pyramidion.”
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inconvenient-sneezes · 6 years ago
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stole this from @yesihaveastupidkink​ !!!
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01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? yep!!
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? probably my parents haha
03: Do you regret anything? definitely. i was an absolute terror in from ages 12-18. i’m mentally ill so that was a factor, but i was truly an ungrateful brat.
04: Are you insecure? kind of! i play it off
05: What is your relationship status? i’m an insecure bi dating a het male.
06: How do you want to die? peacefully? lol. 
07: What did you last eat? chocolate!! a handmade peanut butter cup.
08: Played any sports? i’m a martial artist (or used to be!)
09: Do you bite your nails? no ma’am
10: When was your last physical fight? a few years ago! i used to fight a lot bc i was a martial arts competitor.
11: Do you like someone? my boyfriend, my best friends, my parents, etc
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? yeah :/
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? hell yes. i lived with three girls last year in one house and two of them were complete egomaniacs. thankfully they’re moving out but truly two of the worst, most manipulative people i’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.
14: Do you miss someone? my best friend who’s working in another state currently!
15: Have any pets? yes!! a dog and an axolotl!
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? actually pretty sick but i think my sugar levels are just too high lmao
17: Ever made out in the bathroom? i don’t think so!! or actually, yes, i guess my bathroom at home but not in a university or anything
18: Are you scared of spiders? yees
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? probably! as long as i could travel back to my own time.
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? in my house haha
21: What are your plans for this weekend? i’ve gotta pick up some more clothes for work and will probably clean the house a bit.
22: Do you want to have kids? How many? i want to adopt + have kids of my own if i can — probably two or three. 
23: Do you have piercings? How many? yes! two: my singles + doubles on my ears. hoping to get my nose but i’m nervous my parents would freak (yes, i’m in my 20s, yes i’m afraid of pissing off my parents).
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? journalism + english + history
25: Do you miss anyone from your past? yes! a friend or two.
26: What are you craving right now? sleep haha
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? yes :(
28: Have you ever been cheated on? no
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? yes
30: What’s irritating you right now? how nauseous i feel haha. 
31: Does somebody love you? yes! my partner of two years
32: What is your favourite color? green
33: Do you have trust issues? oooOOhhh yeah boy
34: Who/what was your last dream about? i can’t really remember... i forget them so fast usually
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? jesus christ i don’t know. my therapist maybe or my boyfriend.
36: Do you give out second chances too easily? fuck no. re: trust issues.
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? neither??? ^^^
38: Is this year the best year of your life? honestly yes! it’s been amazing compared to past years.
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 16
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? no
51: Favourite food? pasta or tacos
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? probably
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? watched adventure time + fixed myself a drink
54: Is cheating ever okay? never
55: Are you mean? yes
56: How many people have you fist fought? more than 10
57: Do you believe in true love? yes ~
58: Favourite weather? warm!!
59: Do you like the snow? i’ve never seen *true* snow but i like the shitty stuff we get for the most part (i live in the deep south haha nice)
60: Do you wanna get married? yes
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? ye
62: What makes you happy? food + friends + journalism + family
63: Would you change your name? no
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? no hehe
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? well, that’d be my ex haha. so i probably wouldn’t go there. 
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yes
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? my brother
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? my boyfriend or my parents
69: Do you believe in soulmates? yes
70: Is there anyone you would die for? my family and friends probs
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anothersuperstition · 6 years ago
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i was cyberbullied into answering a fuckton of q’s
1-10: answered
11: how many pairs of shoes do you have?
- idk like 20 maybe? i only wear like maybe five of them regularly?
12: what was your last dream about?
- last night i dreamt my nasty awful ex-bestfriend moved in across the hall from me and i woke up in a Bad fuckin mood
13: what talents do you have?
- ort bay bee
14: are you psychic in any way?
- absolutely not, i’m a dumb bitch
15: favorite song?
- of all time, Famous Last Words, right now, Emily or Fantastic Bastards
16: favorite movie?
- dead poets society or short term 12
17: who would be your ideal partner?
- hm. i’m not sure. gerard way
18: do you want children?
- idk??? i think i do but like. not babies. i think maybe i would try to adopt older kids??? i can’t stand toddlers bc they’re always dirty and sticky and yelling and babies are too fragile and scare me
19: do you want a church wedding?
- nah i’m not rlly a traditionalist but if it was important to the person i’d be marrying i’d do it
20: answered
21: have you ever been to the hospital?
- oh so many times, my body is actively revolting against me
22: have you ever got in trouble with the law?
- nah dude, i got yelled at for eating ice cream but military cops once on the air force base though
23: have you ever met any celebrities?
- if a bunch of semi-popular band members count then yes
24: baths or showers?
- i shower more than i take baths but that’s bc i can’t take a bath w/o showering first and also my tub is broken. but baths are nicer
25: what color socks are you wearing?
- grey and black striped bb-8 socks
26: have you ever been famous?
- nah dude
27: would you like to be a big celebrity?
- nah that is Too Much
28: what type of music do you like?
- idk like, alt rock i guess? i. rlly only know that i don’t like country music
29: have you ever been skinny dipping?
- nope
30: how many pillows do you sleep with?
- 3 to 5
31: what position do you usually sleep in?
- on my stomach with my arms around my pillow
32: how big is your house?
- my house here is little, my dad’s house is prob abt average??
33: what do you typically have for breakfast?
- sleep
34: have you ever fired a gun?
- yep, i grew up doing competitive target shooting
35: have you ever tried archery?
- yep ! i have a bow at my dad’s house, i rlly enjoy archery
36: favorite clean word?
- amalgamation or magnanimous
37: answered !
38: what’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
- i answered this the other day and i think it was smth like 48 hours?? do not recommend lmao
39: do you have any scars?
- yeah
40: have you ever had a secret admirer?
- yes this one kid in high school who sent me a singing valentine on valentine’s day and i Hated those things so i kept trying to hide from the choir lmao then i found out it was a kid in my art class who Knew i didn’t like those things
41: are you a good liar?
- when i need to be
42: are you a good judge of character?
- i’d like to think so
43: answered !
44: do you have a strong accent:
- nah i don’t think so
45: answered !
46: what is your personality type?
- idk nessa said “it’s not. oh. small. like lizard.” so take from that what you will. tiny lad drunk on Loving Gerard Way juice -ian
47: what is your most expensive piece of clothing?
- prob an $80 bra lmao
48: can you curl your tongue?
- yuuuuuup. i can also tie a cherry stem with my tongue lmao ;)
49: are you an innie or an outie?
- iiiii hate this question, innie lmao
50: left or right handed?
- predominantly right but i’ve been getting better at using my left hand in art
51: are you scared of spiders?
- ohhhh hell yes i. cannot handle even thinking abt them lmao
52: favorite food?
- uhhhh i rlly rlly like carrots
53: favorite foreign food?
- idk i don’t think abt food that much honestly
54: are you a clean or messy person?
- clean. i cannot handle Messy
55: most used phrase?
- “oh absolutely”, “big mood”, “oh little dude!” lmao
56: most used word?
- probably “oof” honestly
57: how long does it take for you to get ready?
- 15 minutes if i’m just getting dressed and brushing my teeth and hair, an hour if i want to do makeup and shit
58: do you have much of an ego?
- i don’t think so but wouldn’t most ppl say that? also i. thought this said “do you have much of an egg” lmao
59: do you suck or bite lollipops?
- i get. accidentally and unintentionally unnecessarily sexual w suckers and popsicles lmao. nessa gnaws on suckers like a rodent
60: do you talk to yourself?
- yuuup
61: do you sing to yourself?
- all the time, especially when i’m workin on art
62: answered !
63: biggest fear?
- idk being invisible forever. or not living life to the fullest and wasting it
64: are you a gossip?
- when it comes to the kids i went to high school with aaaaaabsolutely
65: best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
- idk dead poets society rlly gets me every time i watch it
66: do you like long or short hair?
- i think on other ppl i like like. medium hair?? it’s cute when someone’s hair curls at the ends around their face. i guess i prefer shorter hair on myself bc long hair is a Pain to take care of
67: can you name all 50 states of America?
- probably if i sat and thought abt them for long enough
68: favorite school subject?
- english. or psych
69: extrovert or introvert?
- introvert
70: have you ever been scuba diving?
- nope
71: what makes you nervous?
- i have anxiety
72: are you scared of the dark?
- ...yes
73: do you correct people when they make mistakes?
- yeah i try not to if it’s little things but sometimes i still do
74: are you ticklish?
- yeah, only rlly on my sides though
75: have you ever started a rumor?
- nope
76: have you ever been in a position of authority?
- not seriously lmao, i was put in charge of my cousins once
77: have you ever drank underage?
- yeah lol
78: have you ever done drugs?
- nope
79: who was your first real crush?
- if we’re talking Real ppl i know then some kid in elementary school, my first celebrity crush was gerard way lmao
80: how many piercings do you have?
- i have my ears each pierced twice and i used to have my lip pierced twice before i took one side out and then eventually the other one
81: can you roll your Rs?
- i think so
82: how fast can you type?
- oh i am a Fast motherfucker. don’t know the exact wpm but it’s Fast. thanks newspaper
83: how fast can you run?
- not fast at all now bc of a rib condition i have. i used to do track and i Was fast
84: what color is your hair?
- rn it’s Pink, my natural is blonde
85: what color are your eyes?
- green !
86: what are you allergic to?
- nothing that i know of
87: answered !
88: what do your parents do?
- my mom works retail, she used to be a nurse, and my dad is a truck driver
89: do you like your age?
- i mean i guess?? i’d like to maybe be a couple years older so ppl would stop treating me like a child though
90: answered !
91: do you like your own name?
- i suppose. my mom just told me last night she almost named me Emily which i also like
92: have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
- i don’t think i want babies but if i did i picked the names miles and olivia out when i was like. six years old lmao
93: do you want a boy or a girl for a child?
- if i did have kids i wouldn’t Care, i’d love them literally no matter what
94: what are your strengths?
- i think i’m pretty kind and i’m also empathetic
95: what are your weaknesses?
- i’m empathetic lmao. also i get annoyed easily
96: how did you get your name?
- family names
97: were your ancestors royalty?
- nah but i’m distantly related to abraham lincoln and my great-great-great grandfather discovered the yogo sapphire and knew charles m. russell
98: do you have any scars?
- this is already on here, yeah i do
99: color of your bedspread?
- white
100: color of your room?
- like. eggshell lmao.
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coffee-styles · 3 years ago
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EXPOSE TIMEEEEE🙃 
(my friend dared me for this one, haven’t read it yet so I’m nervous...here I goooo)
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
kind of...it’s a mess but I try
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
one of my bff’s, Anna
03: Do you regret anything?
if living or having my existence in a human-natural form counts...yes
04: Are you insecure?
VERY. From head to toe😃
05: What is your relationship status?
Single bc I’m a mentally unstable Libra with ptsd, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts, mental breakdowns daily and honest which makes me mean
06: How do you want to die?
✨ Suicide ✨
07: What did you last eat?
Hot Cheetos
08: Played any sports?
Umm...soccer?
09: Do you bite your nails?
I used to
10: When was your last physical fight?
Nothing serious or anything but today. My crush called one of my bff’s Anna a bitch and then called her a midget, then stole my other bff’s (Izzy) her sketch book and got them both mad....SO, I pulled his hair and his shirt making him choke and I made him say sorry or I threatened I’d break the hair out of his skull. So now I’m sort of over him other than the fact that he looked sad or smth after that and I felt bad😃 (help meee)
11: Do you like someone?
Too. Fucking. Many.
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
Damn essay due in 2 days...guess how many words🙃
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
MANY people for MANY reasons...I listen (and sing) to songs that remind me of them
14: Do you miss someone?
My normal self in the past as a kid
15: Have any pets?
2 puppies
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
Somewhat good...I have a stuffy nose so......
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
NOPE
18: Are you scared of spiders?
Hell yeah!
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
FUCK YEAH!
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
Outside school parking lot
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
Nothing much really, ik the holidays is coming up but im all set! weird, i have the gifts ready and wrapped, i have the names listed on them, i actually KNOW what im doing and where im going...anyways, I’m going to Port St. Lucie for Christmas and South Carolina for New Years!!!
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
Maybe, just one...they’re too...not annoying (well, kind of) but just loud and sometimes hard to take care of
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
In pairs? 2 which is my earrings and my piercings on top of my ear (so my earlobe)
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
Art and music...no hesitation
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
My Pre-K teacher...she just LOVED everything and everyone. She used to play Queen on Friday’s and we’d have freeze dance and extra recess (idk how it’s extra recess if it’s literally Pre-K)
26: What are you craving right now?
Pizza and fries or cheese burger with bacon and fries
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Nope
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
Yup🙃
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Mmm...no actually now that I think about it
30: What’s irritating you right now?
Little sister😊
31: Does somebody love you?
My bff, Anna, has a friend who lives in Texas that finds me cute, not sure about “being in love”
32: What is your favourite color?
Light purple, light blue (not baby blue), black and that vintage kind of brown
33: Do you have trust issues?
Eh...if I know you and we get along very well, you’re good
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
Can’t remember, mostly nightmares...and living in a dorm by yourself with no one at night is HORRIFYING
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My bff, Izzy
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
Not really?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forget
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
I guess you can call it that
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
16...I made a fool out of myself when this cute guy in school kissed me and I fell in love but a week later when I literally exposed my feelings to him, he said he already had a girlfriend and it was just a dare. I COULD’VE moved countries but noooo.
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Naked-naked, no. With a robe, no. With a hoodie, yes. With a long and baggy shirt, yes.
51: Favourite food?
Pizza and french friesssss
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Not really...5th grade fucked up my brain REAL hard
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Cry myself to Larry Stylinson edits and proof
54: Is cheating ever okay?
NO
55: Are you mean?
I’m honest...I say what I think, that’s what makes me mean.
56: How many people have you fist fought?
4 and I don’t regret it
57: Do you believe in true love?
Uh, YEAH
58: Favourite weather?
WINTERRRRR
59: Do you like the snow?
HELL FUCKING YEAH
60: Do you wanna get married?
HELL FUCKING NO (im still waiting for 1d to get back and for Larry to get married, then we can talk✋🏼🙄)
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
mmm...yes?
62: What makes you happy?
Harry Styles, Larry Stylinson edits and the Marvel cast
63: Would you change your name?
Probably not
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
YES!
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
I’m a female, so they’d be a boy...a boy bestfriend....oh! umm...slap the shit out of them
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
NOPE!
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
My crushhhh
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
My tea spillers, Anna and Izzy ❤
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
hands down, YES
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
MANY people😊
Go ahead and ask
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03: Do you regret anything?
04: Are you insecure?
05: What is your relationship status?
06: How do you want to die?
07: What did you last eat?
08: Played any sports?
09: Do you bite your nails?
10: When was your last physical fight?
11: Do you like someone?
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14: Do you miss someone?
15: Have any pets?
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
18: Are you scared of spiders?
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
26: What are you craving right now?
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30: What’s irritating you right now?
31: Does somebody love you?
32: What is your favourite color?
33: Do you have trust issues?
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51: Favourite food?
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54: Is cheating ever okay?
55: Are you mean?
56: How many people have you fist fought?
57: Do you believe in true love?
58: Favourite weather?
59: Do you like the snow?
60: Do you wanna get married?
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62: What makes you happy?
63: Would you change your name?
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
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