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horridcassette · 7 months

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Jerry's dancing in Stop Making Sense

#i love those moves #when he pops into frame during Burning Down the House I just fksjdhs #jerry harrison #talking heads #my edit #sms #stop making sense

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blackhholes · 2 months

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teen wolf meme: [2/2] locations -> the hale house

I've been having dreams. Dreams, or nightmares? Nightmares... About a fire. It's this-this house, and I can hear screaming-

#teen wolf #peter hale #derek hale #scott mccall #allison argent #jackson whittemore #chris argent #lydia martin #twedit #twgifs #mine #my gifs #twmeme #LETSGO HAUNTED HOUSE #also jeff davies i noticed that the architecture of the house doesn't match like at all when it's a burned down husk and the version peter #shows lydia of before #don't think i didn't #also there's a like 1 second clip in co-captain of one of the perpetrators of the fire pouring gasoline on the house and it again looks #nothing like what peter showed lydia #so either peter lies about the weirdest things (he does) or jeff davies doesn't care about continuity (he doesn't)#anyways it's one of those inconsistencies in the show i've decided to read as a powerful metaphor instead #the fire of the hale house was literally so traumatic not only to the people who inhabitet it but also to the house itself as its own agent #that it forces the house to literally change its outwardly appearance #also slightly less fun metaphor to read into the inconsistency is simply that peter's recollection of the events leading up to the fire is #so messed up that he doesn't even remember what his own house the house he had lived in his whole life actually looked like anymore

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tacosaysroar · 22 days

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Soooo my dishwasher caught fire today.

Yep.

I started a load, sat down in the living room to work, and a little while later there was a burning plastic smell in the air. I ran into the kitchen to find whitish gray smoke billowing out of the top of the door.

Bad News: the dishwasher is toast and must now be replaced.

Good news: it was old and not-so-great anyway and it’s Labor Day weekend, a rather lucky time to need a new appliance.

I spent more money than I would’ve liked but around $400 less than I would’ve if I’d needed to do this some other week, so I’m at peace.

And it’ll be nice to have a dishwasher where the top rack isn’t constantly falling out of the track and there aren’t holes in the silverware basket big enough for the silverware to fall through. (The new one has a top rack for silverware. Luxury of luxuries.)

Now I wait to get the call that lets me know when they can schedule my delivery. Might be as much as two weeks.

I have my fingers crossed it’ll be a day when I’m supposed to be in the office, so I can say I have to work from home that day.

Keep those silver linings coming.

#my house still smells faintly of burning plastic #can’t wait for that to go away #I never leave appliances running when I’m not home #but I do sometimes turn on the dishwasher right before going to bed #so I’m glad I didn’t do that this time #and let this be a warning to you #if that’s a thing you’re also in the habit of doing #around $400 less makes it sound like I bought a VERY expensive dishwasher #but I assure you I did not #the dishwasher was marked down #but they were also running a No Installation Fee deal #and some kind of a discount on the hauling away of the old dishwasher #anyway it added up

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bulbasauryeee · 5 months

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4/13 countdown day FOUR!!!!! ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT WAHOOO

prompt: favorite au @413countdown @burningdownthehousecomic

i looveeee burning down the house go read it y’all plspls

#this is my sign to never use a small canvas size again dude look how bad the quality is 😭#specifically when doing non-pixel art i mean #my art #homestuck #home24uck #413countdown #homestuck413 #jade harley #dovesprite #davesprite #burning down the house #mspfa #bdth #burning down the house mspfa

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flopbftheo · 8 months

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#sunwoo #kim sunwoo #the boyz #tbz #001 #ugly screaming at my phone rn it's giving elena in tvd when she's burning the house down and hyperventilating bc i can't do this anymore

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klanced · 1 year

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Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)

lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)

keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)

#voltron #klance #honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting #if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights.#trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas.#meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record #like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good #sorry i just like talking about the law #speaking of which let me go on a tangent #i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert.#and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops #keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will.#keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY.#cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard #keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED.#cop: okay but you're out after curfew--#keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW?#keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter.#keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW.#keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night #sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags #i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys #keith #lance #lance: (freaking out)#keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law)#shitpost #ask #anonymous #otp: we are a good team

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t-hornapple · 2 years

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yharnam - ink on paper - 2020

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#queen yharnam #bloodborne #lumenflowers #mensis #illustration #my art #2020 #drew this when i was stuck at my parents house because there was a huge wild fire and i had to be evacuated cause my house might burn down #god 2020 was a fuckin year #my house did not burn down btw

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bread-that-draws · 1 year

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Happy 8th birthday Undertale I’m so glad nothing bad happened to my kids here

#they are happy and normal and have no diseases:)#Flowey’s still my all time favorite but if I think about specifically Asriel for too long I ouggghhh #my son he has every disease #don’t even get me started on Chara #Chara was my first cosplay ever btw i haven’t cosplayed in like two years but 12 year old me ate with that one #and i used to have a sketchbook full of handwritten undertale fanfic #but then my house burned down #womp womp #tbh when you and your sibling are stuck in a cycle of nostaglia and are doomed by the narrative to continue clinging onto the past #haunting the narrative Chara vs i am the narrative Flowey #i think my first piece of fanart was technically napstablook though #asriel dreemurr #asriel #Chara #Chara dreemurr #undertale #fan art #digital art #undertale fanart #bread draws

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mushtoons · 6 months

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so ramen said they made a cup of ramen thats microwave friendly and im like??? they weren't always? and apparently not but like i have the cup ramen that IS SUPPOSED TO BE MICROWAVABLE AND ??!??? IT FUCKIN EXPLODED AND IT BURNT THE CUP SO BAD MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE ITS ON FIRE AND TO TOP IT OFF MY ASS STILL TRIED TO EAT IT JUST TO SEE AND THEY TASTE LIKE ASS

#hate u corporations hate u shitty manufacturing hate u cheap and easy #just wanted some cup noodles is that too much to ask 😭#ive always cooked my ramen the aame way all the time but only THIS TIME WHEN I GOT THOSE SPECIAL NOODLES #does my house try and burn down #coincidence? i think not #wood wide web

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citrus-cactus · 10 months

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Some shots of Demona in front of Macbeth's stained glass window, because I'm absolutely not normal about it.

#gargoyles #disney's gargoyles #not only. NOT ONLY did he have it commissioned #he had it commissioned AGAIN when his house burned down #babygirl do you KNOW how strong my feelings are about that???!#and she doesn't even know. she'd probably have some sort of scathing comment about it but it'll never come up.#BABYGIRL YOU'RE SO SAD IN YOUR IMMORTALITY HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS????!?#the cactus screams into the void

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ilovettrpgs · 2 days

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#ghostbusters #ghostbusters frozen empire #phoebe spengler #hi guys unrelated to this but have i ever mentioned podcast and phoebe were/are queerplatonic and in a qpr in scream au. polyamory wins #wyd when your mom throws a birthday party for you that ends in the house burning down and both your mom and your friend dying which drives #your partner just a little mad from grief and then said dead (girl)friend comes back as a ghost and is like “hey lol lets go kill podcast”#and then you get your entire life ruined in the span of maybe a month and a half #sounds like a miscommunication issue idk #i put (girl)friend with the parentheses because yk podcast isnt with melody but phoebe is #can you tell im normal about this au #pls do not hate me on tumblr www dot com for spreading my queerplatonic polyamorous ghostbusters agenda i just think it's a very silly idea

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eggwishing · 8 months

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our couch was moldy anyways

#mindy firefly #august #somewhere out there. like when you look at a photo of our earth you're in there somewhere #ocs #drawin this while kinda bored. which is smn i dont usually do ...#i feel liek i always gotta be inspired when i draw or else it'll come out looking awful #but. this turned out alright!!!#can't listen 2 that dismissive voice in my head #draw draw draw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#wish i could lore dump about mindy and august oouuuh #but gotta do more than that 2 make other people care about em #i need 2 capture the emotion their characters #anyways #the couch represents their relationship. it got all moldy from being where it shouldn't #they kept it outside bc they couldn't fit past the doorway of her house #and got weathered n yucky over time from being all exposed 2 tha elements and shit #basically begging to be thrown out bruh Skull emoji #she loves him but she's about to go hunt him down and kick his ass for being a huge wad #i think after this the sidh just spits the couch back up at her #all gross and burned and stuff but still in one piece #she gets really frustrated that she can't throw it out and just stews in a quiet rage for a few days #decides to just tie it to her house and set sail #maybe she even tries to patch it up piece by piece #or get it inside somehow later on. maybe she removes the doorway or something

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mushramoo · 4 months

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what did I do to deserve this

#YES THAT IS MY PILLOW THE COVER IS ON IT. ITS JUST A SHORT PILLOW CASE #one of the single worst scares of my entire life #high as fuck and there’s a spider dangling from my pillow when I get up #if I could burn my entire house and neighborhood down I still don’t think I’d be able to sleep #for what crime could this possibly be the punishment?#mooing

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yanderespamton78 · 4 months

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the current state of the arg

sorry guys the art isnt arting D:

(btw if youre confused on why i drew turnip like that i was referencing the picrew he did ages ago bc idk it looked fun to draw anddd i dont like taking reference off real life images)