#whats that

[jackcryptid]

Some sketches I didn't finish

[cpericardium]

are you familiar with What Football Will Look Like in the Future?

I don't even know what it looks like now

[baconcolacan]

my baby sibling got that most fucking sewer rat goblin vibed dog I have ever seen what the fuck is this thing

TW: what the fuck is this thing

[purplebehittindifferent]

*insert interesting ask here*

I want you to know, that I looked at this and then went “oooh” audibly.

FLASHBANG 💥

[dylanisdazed]

Happy Canada Day !!

🍁💚

Love from Dylie 🤭 I'm gonna send some of Satan's heat up there.

[perenlop]

BUH?????

[grantairescurls]

red dead redemption 2 has been so good (so bad) for my escapism problem ive been ignoring all my real life responsibilities. im only worried about bringing fresh meat to the camp and bathing my arthur

[stiinkysocks]

[leafwateraddict]

Fucked up in my bedroom listening to mitski

[luverleaver]

BANGS?

[iknaenmal]

huh

[aka-tua-braindump]

My dentist is probably confused by my very weird questions when I'm there.

Bangers from Today:

Me: Why is you aluminum chloride BLUE????

Dentist: ???? Wha??

Me: aluminum chloride isn't supposed to be blue. It's white.

Dentist: oh yeah it comes in clear too, it's for stupid dentists so we can see if it's still there.

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(Dentist and assistant discussing how we can't do something because there's too much heme)

Me: oh is it still bleeding?

Dental assistant: yes.

Me: oh cool *continues to chill in chair*

Me: Do you just call it Heme because saying blood makes people scared???

Dentist: yeah we gotta be very careful with our verbiage not to scare people but you're smart so you know.

Idk if calling it Heme is common in the medical world but it just seemed weird to me.

[scarletlizzard]

You're drunk?

🚨Wee woo wee woo🚨

"This is the water police! Drink water ma'am! Your liver will thank you!" 👮‍♀️🚔

Water? w a t e r ?

[oh-my-damn]

God bless Chris’ future wife fr