#what's the funnier answer actually

[wereh0gz]

You think sonic gets any material rewards from the government for saving the world all the time

[zivazivc]

do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?

I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)

also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...

[braisedhoney]

Gaster but he says “oya oya”. Trust me on this.

is this it. is this what you wanted from me.

[bellamyroselia]

Probably one of the funniest Kid Icarus jokes I've ever come across had Pit asking if Santa was real, with Palutena's answer being "Not yet, (some Roman emperor who reigned between 80-270 CE) is still in charge" and I haven't been able to stop thinking of it ever since

[liusumeowhua]

i would really never have guessed that between svsss and tgcf, tgcf is the one with the virgin detecting sword

[mamawasatesttube]

hysterical over the fact that kon does anything and tim will be consumed by lust

tim has a competency kink. kon is generally very competent at the things he puts his mind to. do you see how this is a problem for tim? WRONG! it's not a bug it's a feature and he is having the time of his life!!!!!

kon is infodumping, either about genetics or about wendy the werewolf stalker? tim is sighing adoringly and listening intently and also being consumed by lust. kon is spinning bobbins and threading needles and essentially creating machine embroidery all with telekinesis? tim is watching in awe and also being consumed by lust. kon is recreating one of ma's famous pies with an intricately detailed decorative crust? tim is perched on the counter watching adoringly and also being consumed by lust. kon is patching up the hole in the wall where krypto terminated an annoying housefly with extreme prejudice? tim is kicking his feet while watching him spread spackle with his putty knife, admiring his technique, and also being consumed by lust. etc. you get the idea.

[14dayswithyou]

(I'm going off script and tweaking a prompt. This is for Mer Ren. He can be human or in the bathtub lmao)

[TEXT] I'm at the store. What do you want for dinner?

[TEXT] and no you're not just having mint chocolate chip ice cream for dinner.

[TEXT] I'll get some strawberries tho

text prompts | no longer accepting !

[TEXT]: ! winn di hunt ffish? plz! big fi sh ! [TEXT]: and thiss on e, 🍖 [TEXT]: what dose win dee www,ant for dinne r? [TEXT]: ren will e.eat it to ,! [TEXT]: and straw brr i and minty chip for deser,t yes? plz 🪘 [TEXT]: oop s what s that [TEXT]: 🪘 🪘 🪘 [TEXT]: 🪘

[dyke420-69]

Does anyone remember that one post talking about cool mythical Tran scars that make no sense other than looking badass fuck medically wise

THIS ONE

https://twitter.com/ecstasydemon/status/1639902753047859202?t=1wgUr7_OR_JNm3WxUG2-_w&s=19

Anyways I came to talk about trans Shawn Spencer and how he'd have the exact same scars but wouldn't allow any sort of questions on them

Anyone even MENTIONS they don't look right, and he's like 👁👁,,says who?,, type of deal

[theflyingfeeling]

Hellooooo it was so nice to see Allu’s cute face again 🤲🏻🥺 (looking very queer in those glasses)

I can’t believe he was in Oulu for 5 days 😭💞 and they even went on a date on Olli’s birthday?? 🤧💗

I HAD MISSED HIS CUTE LIL' FACE SO MUUUUUUCH 😭💗

and yeah, he really was there the whole entire week huh 🤧 and of course they went on a date (yes we are assuming "we" in this contex meant just the two of them because of course it was just them 🥰)

a couple of more details from the stream for us to hyperanalyse:

Aleksi forgetting his pair of BC pants in Oulu 👀 he didn't say where but I'm gonna go ahead and assume it was at Olli's place (where he probably spent more time with the pants off than on 😌)

the sleeping arrangement raffle they had on the US tour sounds like SUCH great source of fanfic tropes 🤭 imagine being "forced" to share the couch bed with your crush 😳

[dnangelic]

will you takeher hand?

' eh ... is it another dead end , eto-san ? ' from over her shoulder , his curious reds are visible and blinking even in the dark . when he had joined her for the sake of exploring an advertised labyrinth attraction , he didn't think that it would actually be so ... well , labyrinthine .

steadily charting a map in his mind has led him to wonder just how enormous the laid out complex was , though the tight corridors , despite being nigh pitch dark and immensely claustrophobic , didn't seem to bother him as much as anyone might have guessed it would .

as long as they kept going , they'd figure everything out at some point , right ? it's what he wanted to believe . it wasn't as if they were wandering blindly , taking care to memorize even the faintest landmarks and to make note of their steps . daisuke's about to turn when , even in the dim lit , he can make out the shape of her hand .

' u-um --- ! ' in an instant , the weight of every perceived expectation crashing into him , his heart starts to beat a little . his heart starts to beat a lot . ' n-no ... ! ' even a whisper as quiet as this still bounces audibly off the closed walls , but while his free hand sets over the space of his heart , his eyes widen at kimi before him --- ' wah ! n-no , i mean , not ... no to going with you ! or your hand ! i just ... '

his head starts to spin a little . he's starting to feel hot , and he's still acting like a total weirdo . it was normal for anyone in a labyrinth to want to hold the hand of their company to make sure nobody ended up split or separated , right ? yet the touch is still embarrassing , risky-feeling , and even worse , kimiko was still left standing there , awkwardly waiting for him to accept .

' i just --- um , ' a lie . he had to hurry up and think of something ... ! ' my ... my hands are a little sweaty . it might not be comfortable ... ' she might have even pulled away right away --- or called him gross without having any further interest in touching . yet still trying to resist any tremble , investing every ounce of his attentions into keeping himself calm and cool , ( just stay calm and cool ! ) he anxiously extends his own hand forward , and somehow , eyes shut , cheeks ablaze --- manages to slip his palm into her grasp .

it's warm . a little hot , even . his eyes snap open and he stares in wonder at her and their combined palms . wasn't it a little strange ? almost like dark's own deathly chill , avoided for as long as the boy's heart didn't reach its limit , transformation perpetually robbing him of his body's gentle heat . he only marvels briefly at his company's hands , pulled along down another long hallway . something like this , even wandering a seemingly endless maze that could have worn any lone person down ...

' um , eto-san . ' in the dark , he's relieved to hear that his nervous voice still sounded like his own . ' we ... we can do it ! ' she wasn't about to give up , and he wasn't either . like this , despite his usual worries and terror , it was even --- a little fun . reaching out a hand to him , and now feeling his own nestled within hers , was she as happy as he felt just to share in a little company , even in a dreary place like this ? ' we'll both get out . especially if it's us ! so , um ... l-let's try the other way ! '

maybe by the end of everything , they'd have a fun new victory photo to take home for themselves . or , if not that much , then at least a brand new memory --- one he'd cherish , quietly .

[headphonemouse]

Nothing in my life has ever tasted as good as how I imagine cartoon meat that looks like this tastes

[cowboy-robooty]

this is a real scene from that goddamn ameger fic im not joshing

[clambuoyance]

hello /waves shyly/ i am the anon who recommended red as a timkon song, and i just want to tell you too that i think The Lucky One by taylor swift too fits naive, just-out-of-the-test-tube, teen celeb kon sooooo well!! esp the last verse of the song where it goes "and they still tell the legend of how you disappeared / how you took the money and your dignity / and got the hell out" > parallels his decision to go live with the kents in smallville and completely change his image as well.

i like to think the image change (while we all lament t-shirt kon sometimes) was necessary for kon to truly examine who he wanted to be. and it only grew after he died and came back (re: adventure comics 2009 where he makes lists of what would superman/lex do). and idk i just feel like this song encapsulates that!!

rambling aside, i love your art, and your song reccs on IG too! thank you for always sharing your timkon/kon-el brainrot with us <3

Oh my god love this songs vibes it’s very “getting disillusioned with fame” vibes

Also I big agree! Kon in smallville just…the vibes are too good. I guess I’d prefer it if they changed his haircut at least. But It’s very fitting for 2000s I guess. I also like how some artists draw tshirt Kon tbh (Francis manapul, Marcus to), but I can’t get behind how the artist for tt03 draws him tbh…And design wise, i wished they at least let him keep some accessories…and then let him transition into a new style that’s somewhat punk but something new and different too? In my head, that era of Kon in the 2009-2011 comics should have led to someone who was more sure in himself. Not insecure and not falsely confident like when he was younger, but like healthily confident if that makes sense…

Like this was just a doodle for what my version of tshirt kon would be like

Also random, i could literally rant for hours about how superboy’s written in both the 90s and 2000s bc both have good and bad, i have traits I prefer in one vs the other etc etc, but while in the 2000s he gives more…”macho” or “serious” Vibes based on appearance—I feel like he’s still pretty snarky at times, and surprisingly emotional and soft still? Sorry that was a random ramble. Kon in smallville is just vibes if u get it u get it

[nick-close]

I will never be a demon Glenn truther I don’t care!!! That didn’t happen, the appeal of Glenn is he’s JUST A GUY AND ALSO A WEIRD CHARISMA LOSER!!! He can’t be a demon, that makes him cool in a way that matters. The dads appeal is that they’re all just dudes. Glenn is just a guy.

Freddie knew what he was doing when he refused to give Glenn magic. Anthony went ‘you can give him magic’ and Freddie went ‘NO he’s fucking setting off fireworks.’ And that was IT!!! The guards at the prison were afraid of him telling them to cool it BECAUSE THEY THINK HE’LL BE TOO CHARISMATIC TO RESIST DESPITE THERE BEING NO MAGICAL REASON FOR IT TO BE A PROBLEM!! THAT’S IT BABY!!! AND THAT’S COMEDY!!!!

[yellowfingcr]

👤+ Morgott!

ask miss heysel for opinions / accepting!

She keeps her eyes to the pipe she’s filling.

“What do you wish me to say? That this is a road of death and I have always been someone who brings hurt but it doesn’t make me wake with thrill in my step that he must be involved as yet another test, me to him, him to me, after all he he must have endured, built, hoped for? That cruelly I cannot help but think, is this what a lifetime of unflinching belief offers back? A ruined kingdom of dying dust that would flay him thrice if it could? That this- this splendid place of beautiful horror, this magnificent absurd terrible land that makes us live as animals, tooth and might and cunning set against each other, founded on war, held up by violence, this sieve of a country that knows only to sift what lives into dominated and dominating is what he’s so stalwartly protecting? That this cannot be worth it? That the stars are moving, again? As the clock lancet does? That still all his brothers and sisters have fled or perished but he didn’t, and this means something? Everything? That I respect him, regardless? I, glad killer of my kin?”

Fire brightens. Smoke escapes her lips.

“Then consider it all said. I do think it. One day we shall perhaps meet, unveiled monarch to nothing-woman. And I shall break against his blade as the tide to the cliff, and I will return and return and return to still try that for which far better men than me have failed. And it is all joyless. But until then we may yet talk, if there is want for words from him.”

“I carry no hate. For his blood or his intentions. May there be reward for his faith, one day.”

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

nate and trent during s3/post-canon has got to be like. a hilarious dynamic. not to mention nate returning to richmond and like. trent crimm is also here. they're like yeah he's our emotional support biographer now. yeah he's been around all season. we like him now. they make the world's most awkward eye contact before both immediately fleeing in opposite directions.