#what's the funnier answer actually

[wereh0gz]

You think sonic gets any material rewards from the government for saving the world all the time

[egophiliac]

listen. people have always debated which character is the most normal guy but what if it has in fact been crowley the whole time. no string pulling no master plan just a guy who wants to keep his school running and is cursed with problematic students and incidents

honestly I think the funniest possible reveal would be one of two options:

ONE: Crowley has no plot relevance whatsoever. he wears the mask to cover his receding hairline. his darkest secret is the bottle of "medicinal" whiskey under his desk. this man can barely plan a PTA function with six months' advance notice, he doesn't have the time or patience for any kind of overarching master plot involving mutating students or whatever. the only thing wrong with him is that he's been running this school for (mumblemumble) years and, quite frankly, if you'd been putting up with NRC students for a couple of centuries, you'd have totally checked out by this point too.

OR

TWO: Crowley IS actually Raverne and HAS been slowly enacting a master gambit...to embezzle school funds. the overblots are still completely incidental. he has somehow less idea of what's going on than we do. we confront him about it and he's just like

[zivazivc]

do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?

I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)

also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...

[braisedhoney]

Gaster but he says “oya oya”. Trust me on this.

is this it. is this what you wanted from me.

[essektheylyss]

Does no one else find it odd that magic that had been inhibited by the Malleus Key keeps being slowly and quietly returned with seemingly no changes to the key itself? Is the Solstice still stuck or is it simply progressing very slowly? Is anyone working on this in Exandria? Can we get some answers about this?

[paverics]

oh how quickly we’ve gone from shauna saying “she’s obsessed with my baby, tai!” to shauna’s baby actually being obsessed with her (it’s been 25 years)

( https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdJ8yyNP/ )

[patrice-bergerons]

Had to read the words "[the majority of fan artists drawing trans!jfj as not passing] resulted in just depriving her of the right to be a trans woman with proper representation in art" in a post and yikes the damage to my poor eyeballs, man D:

[bellamyroselia]

Probably one of the funniest Kid Icarus jokes I've ever come across had Pit asking if Santa was real, with Palutena's answer being "Not yet, (some Roman emperor who reigned between 80-270 CE) is still in charge" and I haven't been able to stop thinking of it ever since

[mamawasatesttube]

hysterical over the fact that kon does anything and tim will be consumed by lust

tim has a competency kink. kon is generally very competent at the things he puts his mind to. do you see how this is a problem for tim? WRONG! it's not a bug it's a feature and he is having the time of his life!!!!!

kon is infodumping, either about genetics or about wendy the werewolf stalker? tim is sighing adoringly and listening intently and also being consumed by lust. kon is spinning bobbins and threading needles and essentially creating machine embroidery all with telekinesis? tim is watching in awe and also being consumed by lust. kon is recreating one of ma's famous pies with an intricately detailed decorative crust? tim is perched on the counter watching adoringly and also being consumed by lust. kon is patching up the hole in the wall where krypto terminated an annoying housefly with extreme prejudice? tim is kicking his feet while watching him spread spackle with his putty knife, admiring his technique, and also being consumed by lust. etc. you get the idea.

[14dayswithyou]

(I'm going off script and tweaking a prompt. This is for Mer Ren. He can be human or in the bathtub lmao)

[TEXT] I'm at the store. What do you want for dinner?

[TEXT] and no you're not just having mint chocolate chip ice cream for dinner.

[TEXT] I'll get some strawberries tho

text prompts | no longer accepting !

[TEXT]: ! winn di hunt ffish? plz! big fi sh ! [TEXT]: and thiss on e, 🍖 [TEXT]: what dose win dee www,ant for dinne r? [TEXT]: ren will e.eat it to ,! [TEXT]: and straw brr i and minty chip for deser,t yes? plz 🪘 [TEXT]: oop s what s that [TEXT]: 🪘 🪘 🪘 [TEXT]: 🪘

[saucy-mesothelioma]

I now have to ask about Ellison because i uhmhmhmh street smart trait my beloved

Perhaps 5, 10, 14 and Street smart 2?

Same dude same. Plus I will gladly take any chance to talk about Ellison my beloved lil bastard.

5. What does your mc do for a living? Where do they live? Unsurprisingly, given who their character is based off of, they're an author working towards a degree in English. They live in a shit studio apartment where the neighbors are always blasting dubstep (which might explain their temper) and they're currently saving up for a better place. Honestly, they genuinely like how out-of-the-way and quiet the Manor is. They are not, however, a fan of whatever the hell seems to be roaming around upstairs when the house is seemingly empty.

10. Which of the game events got to them the most? Definitely Rosalina losing her leg. For all their talk on how annoying they find children, seeing Rosalina's leg getting crushed after the mine collapsed was one of the rare moments in Ellison's life where they dropped their brazen and oftentimes rude attitude and was just overwrought with guilt. It was at that point that Ellsion decided, rather stubbornly and foolishly, that they weren't going to let anything like that happen again, not while they could find a way to prevent it. So although they've returned to their usual air of "not giving a single fuck", they always seem to soften when talking to Rosalina no matter how much they'll deny it

14. Is your mc good with people? Lmao FUCK no. They're sarcastic and rude to a fault, and they're FAR more like Tabitha then they'll ever admit. Ellsion has no problem pushing boundaries and saying what's on their mind regardless of who their speaking to (needless to say the dinner at the clinic did NOT go well). It's definitely one of their worst traits, right alongside their temper and ability to hold a nasty fuckin grudge.

Street Smart 2: Do they lie often? Why? Actually they don't really lie unless they want to hide something or want information. As I mentioned above, Ellison is incredibly blunt; the way they see it, they'll say what they want and if others find it rude that's just their problem. That being said, this also makes them an incredibly convincing liar, as their bluntness tends to make others believe that they really just don't lie.

[sanchoyo]

if I was hypothetically making a dress up game what kind of clothing items/accessories would u guys like to see 🤨

[wackpedion]

why is your friend eating poison

HELPME HELPME JHELPMEEEEE

[theflyingfeeling]

Hellooooo it was so nice to see Allu’s cute face again 🤲🏻🥺 (looking very queer in those glasses)

I can’t believe he was in Oulu for 5 days 😭💞 and they even went on a date on Olli’s birthday?? 🤧💗

I HAD MISSED HIS CUTE LIL' FACE SO MUUUUUUCH 😭💗

and yeah, he really was there the whole entire week huh 🤧 and of course they went on a date (yes we are assuming "we" in this contex meant just the two of them because of course it was just them 🥰)

a couple of more details from the stream for us to hyperanalyse:

Aleksi forgetting his pair of BC pants in Oulu 👀 he didn't say where but I'm gonna go ahead and assume it was at Olli's place (where he probably spent more time with the pants off than on 😌)

the sleeping arrangement raffle they had on the US tour sounds like SUCH great source of fanfic tropes 🤭 imagine being "forced" to share the couch bed with your crush 😳

[nick-close]

I will never be a demon Glenn truther I don’t care!!! That didn’t happen, the appeal of Glenn is he’s JUST A GUY AND ALSO A WEIRD CHARISMA LOSER!!! He can’t be a demon, that makes him cool in a way that matters. The dads appeal is that they’re all just dudes. Glenn is just a guy.

Freddie knew what he was doing when he refused to give Glenn magic. Anthony went ‘you can give him magic’ and Freddie went ‘NO he’s fucking setting off fireworks.’ And that was IT!!! The guards at the prison were afraid of him telling them to cool it BECAUSE THEY THINK HE’LL BE TOO CHARISMATIC TO RESIST DESPITE THERE BEING NO MAGICAL REASON FOR IT TO BE A PROBLEM!! THAT’S IT BABY!!! AND THAT’S COMEDY!!!!

[yusuke-of-valla]

It just occurred to me

Sumi's gonna pretty quickly guess that if Strega was involved in weird shadow-adjacent deaths before and now Yusuke's here that he's probably involved in, you know, the weird shadow adjacent deaths going on in Tokyo

Which gives us two options: Either A) we're about to speedrun the plot of Persona 5 and have the conspiracy figured out by the second palace or B) Goro/Futaba/Yusuke actually did learn a lesson (at the very least Goro's less likely to do his years-long revenge plan just because Takaya taught him the importance of just shooting a bitch) so they're not working with shido they're like. A Third faction trying to figure out how to get close enough to just Shoot A Bitch and revealing them early on doesn't actually derail the plot because Someone Else is doing Metaverse assassinations.