#what's the funnier answer actually

[wereh0gz]

You think sonic gets any material rewards from the government for saving the world all the time

[zivazivc]

do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?

I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)

also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...

[braisedhoney]

Gaster but he says “oya oya”. Trust me on this.

is this it. is this what you wanted from me.

[essektheylyss]

Does no one else find it odd that magic that had been inhibited by the Malleus Key keeps being slowly and quietly returned with seemingly no changes to the key itself? Is the Solstice still stuck or is it simply progressing very slowly? Is anyone working on this in Exandria? Can we get some answers about this?

[bellamyroselia]

Probably one of the funniest Kid Icarus jokes I've ever come across had Pit asking if Santa was real, with Palutena's answer being "Not yet, (some Roman emperor who reigned between 80-270 CE) is still in charge" and I haven't been able to stop thinking of it ever since

[mamawasatesttube]

hysterical over the fact that kon does anything and tim will be consumed by lust

tim has a competency kink. kon is generally very competent at the things he puts his mind to. do you see how this is a problem for tim? WRONG! it's not a bug it's a feature and he is having the time of his life!!!!!

kon is infodumping, either about genetics or about wendy the werewolf stalker? tim is sighing adoringly and listening intently and also being consumed by lust. kon is spinning bobbins and threading needles and essentially creating machine embroidery all with telekinesis? tim is watching in awe and also being consumed by lust. kon is recreating one of ma's famous pies with an intricately detailed decorative crust? tim is perched on the counter watching adoringly and also being consumed by lust. kon is patching up the hole in the wall where krypto terminated an annoying housefly with extreme prejudice? tim is kicking his feet while watching him spread spackle with his putty knife, admiring his technique, and also being consumed by lust. etc. you get the idea.

[14dayswithyou]

(I'm going off script and tweaking a prompt. This is for Mer Ren. He can be human or in the bathtub lmao)

[TEXT] I'm at the store. What do you want for dinner?

[TEXT] and no you're not just having mint chocolate chip ice cream for dinner.

[TEXT] I'll get some strawberries tho

text prompts | no longer accepting !

[TEXT]: ! winn di hunt ffish? plz! big fi sh ! [TEXT]: and thiss on e, 🍖 [TEXT]: what dose win dee www,ant for dinne r? [TEXT]: ren will e.eat it to ,! [TEXT]: and straw brr i and minty chip for deser,t yes? plz 🪘 [TEXT]: oop s what s that [TEXT]: 🪘 🪘 🪘 [TEXT]: 🪘

[sanchoyo]

if I was hypothetically making a dress up game what kind of clothing items/accessories would u guys like to see 🤨

[dyke420-69]

Does anyone remember that one post talking about cool mythical Tran scars that make no sense other than looking badass fuck medically wise

THIS ONE

https://twitter.com/ecstasydemon/status/1639902753047859202?t=1wgUr7_OR_JNm3WxUG2-_w&s=19

Anyways I came to talk about trans Shawn Spencer and how he'd have the exact same scars but wouldn't allow any sort of questions on them

Anyone even MENTIONS they don't look right, and he's like 👁👁,,says who?,, type of deal

[crehador]

This might be a dumb question, but how do you decide which pov to write in? Is it predetermined, or it happens as you write? Is there a pov you default to, or is it s conscious decision?

not a dumb question at all! but question for your question: do you mean pov as in first, second, or third person or as in ichiro pov vs samatoki pov? (i'm assuming you're here for the smic anon because what else do i even write these days lol)

if it's the former, i pretty much exclusively write in close third for fanfic (and in general)

nothing against first person at all, it's just not my bag. i did write quite a lot of original fiction in first person back in the day, and maybe it's something i'll explore again one day, but right now i'm pretty solidly attached to third

as for how i decided, i suspect it had a lot to do with the simple fact that i mostly write fanfiction these days and fanfiction is generally in third. not a very deep answer lol, but that and i simply find i prefer it are probably the main reasons

if it's the latter! i think i write ichiro pov a lot more than samatoki pov, and it's really not deliberate. it's more a matter of habit than anything, i think. like for dailies specifically, these shorter fics, i think i'm so used to writing ichiro pov sometimes that i just default to it

but i really enjoy writing samatoki pov too! would love to do it more. should really do it more lmao

of course it also depends on the fic in question, like sometimes there is very much a reason to go one way or another. if the plot hinges on one character not knowing something that the other does know, then which of them is the pov character changes the story greatly

outsider pov is also something i find really fun! like sometimes it's not just ichiro pov or samatoki pov. sometimes it's inexplicably hitoya pov lol

ahem long rambling aside!

tl;dr between first, second, and third person i don't generally need to decide which to write in because these days i write pretty much exclusively in third; between ichiro and samatoki, i default to ichiro pov a lot but would love to write samatoki pov more and in some cases it definitely depends on what the story actually is

[wackpedion]

why is your friend eating poison

HELPME HELPME JHELPMEEEEE

[theflyingfeeling]

Hellooooo it was so nice to see Allu’s cute face again 🤲🏻🥺 (looking very queer in those glasses)

I can’t believe he was in Oulu for 5 days 😭💞 and they even went on a date on Olli’s birthday?? 🤧💗

I HAD MISSED HIS CUTE LIL' FACE SO MUUUUUUCH 😭💗

and yeah, he really was there the whole entire week huh 🤧 and of course they went on a date (yes we are assuming "we" in this contex meant just the two of them because of course it was just them 🥰)

a couple of more details from the stream for us to hyperanalyse:

Aleksi forgetting his pair of BC pants in Oulu 👀 he didn't say where but I'm gonna go ahead and assume it was at Olli's place (where he probably spent more time with the pants off than on 😌)

the sleeping arrangement raffle they had on the US tour sounds like SUCH great source of fanfic tropes 🤭 imagine being "forced" to share the couch bed with your crush 😳

[headphonemouse]

Nothing in my life has ever tasted as good as how I imagine cartoon meat that looks like this tastes

[nick-close]

I will never be a demon Glenn truther I don’t care!!! That didn’t happen, the appeal of Glenn is he’s JUST A GUY AND ALSO A WEIRD CHARISMA LOSER!!! He can’t be a demon, that makes him cool in a way that matters. The dads appeal is that they’re all just dudes. Glenn is just a guy.

Freddie knew what he was doing when he refused to give Glenn magic. Anthony went ‘you can give him magic’ and Freddie went ‘NO he’s fucking setting off fireworks.’ And that was IT!!! The guards at the prison were afraid of him telling them to cool it BECAUSE THEY THINK HE’LL BE TOO CHARISMATIC TO RESIST DESPITE THERE BEING NO MAGICAL REASON FOR IT TO BE A PROBLEM!! THAT’S IT BABY!!! AND THAT’S COMEDY!!!!

[yellowfingcr]

👤+ Morgott!

ask miss heysel for opinions / accepting!

She keeps her eyes to the pipe she’s filling.

“What do you wish me to say? That this is a road of death and I have always been someone who brings hurt but it doesn’t make me wake with thrill in my step that he must be involved as yet another test, me to him, him to me, after all he he must have endured, built, hoped for? That cruelly I cannot help but think, is this what a lifetime of unflinching belief offers back? A ruined kingdom of dying dust that would flay him thrice if it could? That this- this splendid place of beautiful horror, this magnificent absurd terrible land that makes us live as animals, tooth and might and cunning set against each other, founded on war, held up by violence, this sieve of a country that knows only to sift what lives into dominated and dominating is what he’s so stalwartly protecting? That this cannot be worth it? That the stars are moving, again? As the clock lancet does? That still all his brothers and sisters have fled or perished but he didn’t, and this means something? Everything? That I respect him, regardless? I, glad killer of my kin?”

Fire brightens. Smoke escapes her lips.

“Then consider it all said. I do think it. One day we shall perhaps meet, unveiled monarch to nothing-woman. And I shall break against his blade as the tide to the cliff, and I will return and return and return to still try that for which far better men than me have failed. And it is all joyless. But until then we may yet talk, if there is want for words from him.”

“I carry no hate. For his blood or his intentions. May there be reward for his faith, one day.”

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

nate and trent during s3/post-canon has got to be like. a hilarious dynamic. not to mention nate returning to richmond and like. trent crimm is also here. they're like yeah he's our emotional support biographer now. yeah he's been around all season. we like him now. they make the world's most awkward eye contact before both immediately fleeing in opposite directions.