#what's the funnier answer actually

[wereh0gz]

You think sonic gets any material rewards from the government for saving the world all the time

[zivazivc]

do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?

I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)

also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...

[braisedhoney]

Gaster but he says “oya oya”. Trust me on this.

is this it. is this what you wanted from me.

[essektheylyss]

Does no one else find it odd that magic that had been inhibited by the Malleus Key keeps being slowly and quietly returned with seemingly no changes to the key itself? Is the Solstice still stuck or is it simply progressing very slowly? Is anyone working on this in Exandria? Can we get some answers about this?

[bellamyroselia]

Probably one of the funniest Kid Icarus jokes I've ever come across had Pit asking if Santa was real, with Palutena's answer being "Not yet, (some Roman emperor who reigned between 80-270 CE) is still in charge" and I haven't been able to stop thinking of it ever since

[mamawasatesttube]

hysterical over the fact that kon does anything and tim will be consumed by lust

tim has a competency kink. kon is generally very competent at the things he puts his mind to. do you see how this is a problem for tim? WRONG! it's not a bug it's a feature and he is having the time of his life!!!!!

kon is infodumping, either about genetics or about wendy the werewolf stalker? tim is sighing adoringly and listening intently and also being consumed by lust. kon is spinning bobbins and threading needles and essentially creating machine embroidery all with telekinesis? tim is watching in awe and also being consumed by lust. kon is recreating one of ma's famous pies with an intricately detailed decorative crust? tim is perched on the counter watching adoringly and also being consumed by lust. kon is patching up the hole in the wall where krypto terminated an annoying housefly with extreme prejudice? tim is kicking his feet while watching him spread spackle with his putty knife, admiring his technique, and also being consumed by lust. etc. you get the idea.

[bicheetopuff]

Do dudebros genuinely think Bakugo has feelings for Izuku? I thought they were set on Bakugo and Uraraka (sorry) cucking Izuku at the end together meanwhile Izuku works 9-5. Though I just find it funny how the dudebros were the ones who had thr ultimate mental breakdown at the end due to the finale. In their minds this is how they actually imagine the characters. Izuku is a loser, Uraraka a gold digger abd Katsuki as some sort of a playboy chad.

Honestly, I don’t know what they think. I don’t have Twitter or TikTok and I avoid fandom on Instagram, so I don’t know anything outside of what I’ve run into.

From what I’ve seen, it’s just a lot of guys making fun of deku and I’ve seen fanart of “preferred” endings where Uraraka and Deku end up together in some of the most uncomfortable ways possible? I haven’t seen any dudebro say “oh Katsuki obviously has a thing for Deku,” but I’ll admit, I’ve seen a lot less people deny it…

I honestly don’t care whether people see them romantically or not, I just get bothered when they purposely misinterpret the characters completely out of pettiness. Like you said, if they see Uraraka as a gold digger, Izuku as a loser, or Katsuki as some playboy, all things that are so outside of the range of who their characters actually are. It reminds me of when a part of the jjk fandom started to ship Sukuna with Cinderella and likewise with other characters. Like they’re just making stuff up to make themselves feel better at this point, and I won’t be the first or last person to admit that it is pretty funny

[14dayswithyou]

(I'm going off script and tweaking a prompt. This is for Mer Ren. He can be human or in the bathtub lmao)

[TEXT] I'm at the store. What do you want for dinner?

[TEXT] and no you're not just having mint chocolate chip ice cream for dinner.

[TEXT] I'll get some strawberries tho

text prompts | no longer accepting !

[TEXT]: ! winn di hunt ffish? plz! big fi sh ! [TEXT]: and thiss on e, 🍖 [TEXT]: what dose win dee www,ant for dinne r? [TEXT]: ren will e.eat it to ,! [TEXT]: and straw brr i and minty chip for deser,t yes? plz 🪘 [TEXT]: oop s what s that [TEXT]: 🪘 🪘 🪘 [TEXT]: 🪘

[sanchoyo]

if I was hypothetically making a dress up game what kind of clothing items/accessories would u guys like to see 🤨

[dyke420-69]

Does anyone remember that one post talking about cool mythical Tran scars that make no sense other than looking badass fuck medically wise

THIS ONE

https://twitter.com/ecstasydemon/status/1639902753047859202?t=1wgUr7_OR_JNm3WxUG2-_w&s=19

Anyways I came to talk about trans Shawn Spencer and how he'd have the exact same scars but wouldn't allow any sort of questions on them

Anyone even MENTIONS they don't look right, and he's like 👁👁,,says who?,, type of deal

[crehador]

This might be a dumb question, but how do you decide which pov to write in? Is it predetermined, or it happens as you write? Is there a pov you default to, or is it s conscious decision?

not a dumb question at all! but question for your question: do you mean pov as in first, second, or third person or as in ichiro pov vs samatoki pov? (i'm assuming you're here for the smic anon because what else do i even write these days lol)

if it's the former, i pretty much exclusively write in close third for fanfic (and in general)

nothing against first person at all, it's just not my bag. i did write quite a lot of original fiction in first person back in the day, and maybe it's something i'll explore again one day, but right now i'm pretty solidly attached to third

as for how i decided, i suspect it had a lot to do with the simple fact that i mostly write fanfiction these days and fanfiction is generally in third. not a very deep answer lol, but that and i simply find i prefer it are probably the main reasons

if it's the latter! i think i write ichiro pov a lot more than samatoki pov, and it's really not deliberate. it's more a matter of habit than anything, i think. like for dailies specifically, these shorter fics, i think i'm so used to writing ichiro pov sometimes that i just default to it

but i really enjoy writing samatoki pov too! would love to do it more. should really do it more lmao

of course it also depends on the fic in question, like sometimes there is very much a reason to go one way or another. if the plot hinges on one character not knowing something that the other does know, then which of them is the pov character changes the story greatly

outsider pov is also something i find really fun! like sometimes it's not just ichiro pov or samatoki pov. sometimes it's inexplicably hitoya pov lol

ahem long rambling aside!

tl;dr between first, second, and third person i don't generally need to decide which to write in because these days i write pretty much exclusively in third; between ichiro and samatoki, i default to ichiro pov a lot but would love to write samatoki pov more and in some cases it definitely depends on what the story actually is

[wackpedion]

why is your friend eating poison

HELPME HELPME JHELPMEEEEE

[theflyingfeeling]

Hellooooo it was so nice to see Allu’s cute face again 🤲🏻🥺 (looking very queer in those glasses)

I can’t believe he was in Oulu for 5 days 😭💞 and they even went on a date on Olli’s birthday?? 🤧💗

I HAD MISSED HIS CUTE LIL' FACE SO MUUUUUUCH 😭💗

and yeah, he really was there the whole entire week huh 🤧 and of course they went on a date (yes we are assuming "we" in this contex meant just the two of them because of course it was just them 🥰)

a couple of more details from the stream for us to hyperanalyse:

Aleksi forgetting his pair of BC pants in Oulu 👀 he didn't say where but I'm gonna go ahead and assume it was at Olli's place (where he probably spent more time with the pants off than on 😌)

the sleeping arrangement raffle they had on the US tour sounds like SUCH great source of fanfic tropes 🤭 imagine being "forced" to share the couch bed with your crush 😳

[dnangelic]

will you takeher hand?

' eh ... is it another dead end , eto-san ? ' from over her shoulder , his curious reds are visible and blinking even in the dark . when he had joined her for the sake of exploring an advertised labyrinth attraction , he didn't think that it would actually be so ... well , labyrinthine .

steadily charting a map in his mind has led him to wonder just how enormous the laid out complex was , though the tight corridors , despite being nigh pitch dark and immensely claustrophobic , didn't seem to bother him as much as anyone might have guessed it would .

as long as they kept going , they'd figure everything out at some point , right ? it's what he wanted to believe . it wasn't as if they were wandering blindly , taking care to memorize even the faintest landmarks and to make note of their steps . daisuke's about to turn when , even in the dim lit , he can make out the shape of her hand .

' u-um --- ! ' in an instant , the weight of every perceived expectation crashing into him , his heart starts to beat a little . his heart starts to beat a lot . ' n-no ... ! ' even a whisper as quiet as this still bounces audibly off the closed walls , but while his free hand sets over the space of his heart , his eyes widen at kimi before him --- ' wah ! n-no , i mean , not ... no to going with you ! or your hand ! i just ... '

his head starts to spin a little . he's starting to feel hot , and he's still acting like a total weirdo . it was normal for anyone in a labyrinth to want to hold the hand of their company to make sure nobody ended up split or separated , right ? yet the touch is still embarrassing , risky-feeling , and even worse , kimiko was still left standing there , awkwardly waiting for him to accept .

' i just --- um , ' a lie . he had to hurry up and think of something ... ! ' my ... my hands are a little sweaty . it might not be comfortable ... ' she might have even pulled away right away --- or called him gross without having any further interest in touching . yet still trying to resist any tremble , investing every ounce of his attentions into keeping himself calm and cool , ( just stay calm and cool ! ) he anxiously extends his own hand forward , and somehow , eyes shut , cheeks ablaze --- manages to slip his palm into her grasp .

it's warm . a little hot , even . his eyes snap open and he stares in wonder at her and their combined palms . wasn't it a little strange ? almost like dark's own deathly chill , avoided for as long as the boy's heart didn't reach its limit , transformation perpetually robbing him of his body's gentle heat . he only marvels briefly at his company's hands , pulled along down another long hallway . something like this , even wandering a seemingly endless maze that could have worn any lone person down ...

' um , eto-san . ' in the dark , he's relieved to hear that his nervous voice still sounded like his own . ' we ... we can do it ! ' she wasn't about to give up , and he wasn't either . like this , despite his usual worries and terror , it was even --- a little fun . reaching out a hand to him , and now feeling his own nestled within hers , was she as happy as he felt just to share in a little company , even in a dreary place like this ? ' we'll both get out . especially if it's us ! so , um ... l-let's try the other way ! '

maybe by the end of everything , they'd have a fun new victory photo to take home for themselves . or , if not that much , then at least a brand new memory --- one he'd cherish , quietly .

[headphonemouse]

Nothing in my life has ever tasted as good as how I imagine cartoon meat that looks like this tastes

[cowboy-robooty]

this is a real scene from that goddamn ameger fic im not joshing