#what’s the phrase?

[ghost-proofbaby]

hi yes hello i’m alive. crawling out of my hole to just let you all know i had pneumonia (technically currently have?) and also finally got baldur’s gate 3 so that’s where i’ve been.

i promise i’ll be writing once i feel better and get out of this bg3 brainrot BUT i wanted to hop on and wish you all a happy new years!!! here’s to hoping 2024 will be kind and full of happiness for you all 🖤

[detentiontrack]

your blog gives off the vibes that youre freakishly intelligent but you dont use those brain cells (hope this isnt offensive 🫶)

HAHAHAHSHDHSH I’M NOT OFFENDED BECAUSE YOU’RE RIGHT!!!! When I got IQ tested it came back with the result of around 140 IQ points, but I think I use about 2 of them in my day to day life. That factoid “people only use 10% of their brain” isn’t true in most cases, but I only use like 2% of my brain power. I can be kinda smart when I want to (like I started college at 15 and graduated with high honors) but also I regularly walk into doors and accidentally pour boiling hot water onto myself.

[femmeholograms]

And I am very shy 😥

I promise I’m very very nice there’s no reason to be shy really 😘

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[sunbloomdew]

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[stellarspecter]

[mysticfemme]

Thinking about...

"Oh good girl, you're so good for me."

"Fuck baby, you're so tight."

"I know, I know baby, it's okay, just breathe for me, come on, just breathe."

"You take me so well, fuck, you're making such a mess, angel."

"Look at me. Look at me when I'm talking to you. Good girl."

"God, you look so pretty underneath me like this."

"Come on baby, just one more. There we go, that's it sweetheart. You can do it for me."

"Oh darling, you thought we were done? We've barely even started."

"Fuck princess, oh fuck, you feel so fucking good, you're so fucking wet for me, fuck-"

men dni

[lazylittledragon]

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

[ivystorm1]

"Are you head over heels" Yeah that's how standing works

[luckthebard]

Every day we inch closer to finding out what the hell the German dub of the Mighty Nein cartoon is going to do about Caleb.

[fincherly]

my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

[pigswithwings]

Show some love! [Based on this post]

[alovember]

Got that 10 year old on tiktok emotional maturity

[puppppppppy]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago