#what they’re like in bed
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tbh i have a running gag in my head about the mha heroes + late night talk shows, but all i can really muster rn is: dynamight and sabrina carpenter on snl.
#i want like#painful car karaoke with the top3 where best jeanist is critical of james corden’s outfit#hawks is the only one singing bc he’s a people pleaser#and they’ve shoveed endeavor into the back seat but he’s so big he hardly fits — and he sure as shit ain’t singing#i want post-kamino skinny might awkwardly laughing at thirst tweets fans have sent in about him and they’re printed on big notecards#i want deku dynamight and shoto with musical act BTS#literally i think we forget how FUN the celebrity side of the hero canon is bc this shit is so fucking ridiculous#god please give me cute Creati and Froppy and Uravity interviews on where drew barimore is doing that bit where she looks like she’s#BEGGING for a bump of coke at a party#(wendy williams voice) you know i heard that erasurehead is a real fiend in bed. yep. listen i am just tellin you what i’ve heard goes awn.#(also wendy williams voice @ dabi) the killer.
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castle lounge redesign :)
#this is what im imagining personally when i read a fic#i always forget that the kitchen is separate bc in my mind it’s just one little cozy room they can all hangout in#also i have been rewatching Steven universe for the last week so the bg coloring definitely was inspired by that#i will maybe redesign more of the castleship spaces but i think for the most part i kind of imagine the other ones the way they’re shown ??#aside from the bedrooms. i forget that those have a bed squished in between walls like why#anyways#klance#vld#Voltron#my art
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soft🥹
#this is LOOSELY based on a photo of the only fictional couple I’m not normal about#(scully and mulder)#bc I had to make my new obsession just like them😇😇#hope you all have a good rest of your day I am going to bed now!!!#I am EXHAUSTED I woke up at 3am😭😭😭😭😭#my dreams are often like lucid dreams and I can control most of them#but also they’re like SO VIVID I can eat sleep feel everythinf etc etc#anyways last night I dreamt I was a detective a la Morgan freeman in se7en#going after a serial killer#IT WAS SO SCARY I WOKE UP LIKE😳😳#I’ve been awake since then & I genuinely don’t even know where it came from bc like#I haven’t watched horror movies in forever I abandoned true crime years ago…#my brain was just😃#also it’s funny I did this x files drawinf today#because I started watching that show when I was TWO#my mom figured if I watched scary things from a young age I would never be scared of anything#idk what she was thinking bahahahahahahahaah (it did not work)#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#hogwarts legacy oc#hogwarts legacy mc#eloise babbit#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow fanart#sebastian sallow x mc
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#i normally ignore the revival but idk#fun fact when i first saw this scene someone sent me the clip i was only on like s2 and had no context#so i thought they were married and in their bed in their house and i didn’t understand why scully was like ‘what if you meet someone’#and then i finally got to this ep and was like Oh. they’re just Like That#x files#fox mulder#dana scully#mulder x scully#msr#txf text posts
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images that bring me peace. u simply dont understand. !!!!
#tagging them bc theyre IMPORTANT SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!#twisted wonderland#riddle rosehearts#cater diamond#twst#cayrid#ummmmmmmmm theyre friends they get along they like each other THEY ARE IMPORTANT TO MEEEEEE#guest star trey clover also bc the three of them are a set and mean the world to each other actually#brought to u by them being my faves but also me getting upset that ppl think theyre not friends!!!#also riddle has a voice line in his bday card that trey and cater made those tarts for him!!!!!#listen listen LISTEN trey/cater/riddle theyre soooo shdfkjdsfkjl theres so much there#like platonic or ship either way theyre just. they mean So Much#riddle trusts cater as basically a secondary vice housewarden!!!#cater is so often herding the underclassmen alongside trey and riddle!!!!!!!!!!#he wouldnt be in that spot if riddle didnt like or trust him!!!#theyre friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#theyre friends. ill bite u. <- me fighting with no one LOL#I LOVE WHEN RIDDLE MENTIONS CATER WHEN HES NOT THERE AND HES LIKE CATER WOULD LIKE THIS!!!!!#THATS HIS FRIIIEEENDDDDDD [starts sobbing]#ok god i need to go to bed#but i had a lot of these in drafts for weeks#i just kept forgetting to reread the riddle and cater dorm stories for screenshots#god the way they all get sulky faced over missing cater... heartslabyul you mean everything to me forever#my blatant favorite dorm !!!!!!!!!!!#in the future here having added the cayrid tag#because now I know what they’re called and I need people to Care Them#this is not exclusively a ship post but you know. friendships and ships blend in my mind a lot#At the core there is AMBIGUOUS LOVE AND CARE
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it’s the sound that tips him off.
it’s late, half-past hell by his last count, and mactavish knows there shouldn’t be a single soul in the showers this time of night. though he’s sure if he asked, he’d be told a soul isn’t in there.
just a ghost.
he almost chokes on the thick steam filling the locker room; humid and hazy and the perfect cover. or it would be, if the man collapsed in the far stall cared about hiding.
mactavish hates himself a little for the low sigh that falls from his lips. he wishes he wasn't so disappointed; that the promises he's heard over and over and watched be broken as many times hadn't wedged their way into his heart and convinced him that maybe, maybe this could be the time it sticks.
he doesn't know what's worse; the disappointment or the lack of surprise.
he holds his breath through the steam and leans over the limp body; stinging hot water hitting his back, instantly soaking through his clothes and already starting to burn. he flicks the tap enough to take the bulk of the heat out and straightens; a groan startling out of the man beneath him at the sudden lash of tepid water.
mactavish crouches, knees clicking and hooks a hand under his bicep to pull him up straight against the wall. if there was any vomit on his skin, it's been washed away by the pelting stream and he supposes he can count himself lucky for that. he tilts his limp head back and slips his fingers into his mouth; holding down his tongue and ignores the way it lazily jolts under his fingers to check his airway.
clear.
another small victory.
mactavish pulls his fingers out and cups his chin, keeping him tilted up and moves in the way of the water again so he can pull at his eyelid.
the eye he's met with is cloudy, so dilated there's hardly a ring of blue left.
he sighs again; hand falling away and letting his eye fall shut. "god damnit, riley."
riley moans, all his weight resting on the hand holding his jaw.
"aye, 'm talking ‘bout you," he grunts tiredly.
he lets riley's head fall forward to grab his arm, pulling him away from the wall to sit behind him; propping his body up against his chest. he leans his head back over his shoulder, keeping his face out of the water and his airway open just in case he hasn't actually finished throwing up.
he takes the rag riley'd half-managed to soap up and mechanically runs it over him; cataloguing new bruises and cuts and checking if the old ones are healing. sickly yellow fingerprints ring his hips, red splotches paint his ribs; too new to have settled into the deep purple he knows they’ll become.
riley slowly makes more noise as he rubs life into his body; still lying limp against his front but his head's starting to roll restlessly on his shoulder. he swipes between his legs and carefully doesn't think a single thing about what he finds.
"sean?" he rasps and mactavish's hand stills; eyes falling shut. he bites his check, hand clenching around the rag tight enough to shake and breathes hard out his nose.
he doesn't say a word, just forces himself to go back to cleaning.
he's not sure what would come out of his mouth if he did.
riley isn't conscious enough to hear him anyway.
he runs his fingers over his inner elbows for tracks and manages to muster some relief when he doesn't find any. seems to be a pill and booze night; far from the worst condition he's found him in.
he rinses him off, running a curtesy hand over his shaved head only for it to fall back to his jaw; his thumb stroking over the thick scar carved into his cheek.
"you gotta stop doin' this," he whispers.
he isn’t sure if he’s talking to riley or himself.
mactavish gathers up riley's too-light body into his arms and turns off the shower. his head lolls into his throat and he throws a towel over his dripping body and another over his shoulder. it doesn't stop him from tracking water all the way to his quarters but he'd like to see someone try to put in a complaint about it.
he lays out the other towel on the bed and sets riley down; moving his body into the recovery position in an all-too familiar routine. he dries him enough that he won't soak the covers as he pulls them up to his chest and kicks the waste bin within grabbing distance of the bed.
he goes to pull off his sodden clothes when a different noise makes him freeze.
a low sniffle.
mactavish slowly turns back to the bed to find riley's eyes squinting open; glazed with tears as he kneads at the covers.
he stares at him for a moment as he looks around the room and those hazy eyes lock on him for the first time. "cap'n?"
he swallows. "aye; s'just me, riley."
his hand pokes out from under the covers and for all the promises he's made himself - all the “never again”s and “this is the last time”s - at the end of the day, he's weak.
he sits on the side of the bed and takes riley's hand in his; already so cold after nearly boiling himself alive.
"y' mad a' me?" he sniffs.
mactavish runs his tongue over his lip and slowly shakes his head. "no, i'm not mad at you."
"prom'se?" he pushes.
he reaches out and caresses his temple with his thumb. his hand almost covers his head and it cuts like a knife to remember just how small riley is. "aye," he says, hushed. "i promise."
riley's eyes fall shut, voicelessly murmuring 'promise’ to himself over and over.
"I’ll ge’ bett'r," he slurs and between one breath and the next, he's out.
mactavish sighs, running his hand in a final pass over his head and stares at a face that looks so much younger in sleep; bruised and sallow skin hidden in the shadows. "i know you will."
he presses a slow kiss to his forehead, shutting his eyes against the grief that wells in his heart and gets up to pull a chair over to the bed; settling in for another long night's vigil of watching his broken lieutenant sleep, ready to tilt him over if he throws up, eyes locked on the slow rise and fall of his chest fearing tonight may finally be the time it stops.
#drug use#tw drugs#guess whos back on her 09 shit#its me bb!!!#anyway 09 ghost who’s just completely messy#if he’s not on an op then he’s at clubs drinking & taking anything he can get his hands on#mactavish knows what he gets up to and hates it#hates watching him destroy himself stumbling back to base with no memory of what - or who - he’s done#hates seeing him prod at bruises knowing he has no idea where they came from#mactavish is more pissed that whoever riley was with just left him like that and that riley is totally fine with it happening#more than once he's found him almost od'ing half passed out in his room or the showers#and every time riley will slur out apologies and promises mactavish knows better to believe#riley knows how much it hurts mactavish to see him like this but its just so painful to live in his head#he can’t help but try and get out of it the only way he knows how#this is pre relationship btw just to make it all hurt a little more#ghost never remembers how he ends up back in his own bed after a bender#the whole point of them is to forget#he’ll end up missing days at a time and never question what happened to him in the meantime#if he thinks hard enough sometimes he can pick up flashes of a familiar voice rasping in his ear and big hands moving his body#but it’s hard for him to believe they’re anymore than drug induced hallucinations of what he really wants#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#talk to me ghost#we’re a team. ghost team#09 soapghost#09 ghoap#soapghost#john soap mactavish#soap cod#simon ghost riley#ghost cod
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oh ho ho au where there’s been a brutal murder and all signs point towards anakin being guilty….but during the trial prep work, obi-wan, not on trial at all btw, confesses to the murder.
the prosecution knows he didn’t do it, but his dna is at the scene, there’s security photos of him close by the murder scene, there’s enough circumstantial evidence that it makes it incredibly hard to prove that he didn’t do it. there’s a ton of evidence to prove that anakin did it, but there’s also not a small amount of evidence that obi-wan did it which makes it really difficult
(anakin definitely definitely did it. but obi-wan feels an incredible amount of both guilt for the loss of life at the hands of a boy who he has vouched for so ardently in the past and also a fervent and insane devotion to anakin, and he can’t let him suffer for his crime when obi-wan could suffer for his crime instead <3 that’s the way things should be)
(anakin would snap out of his stunned stupor and tell the judge and jury that obi-wan is innocent and he’s the actual murderer, but like. it’s really hot. it’s like really hot that obi-wan’s going to give his freedom away so that anakin can live untroubled. no one’s ever loved him so much, not even the devoted wife of his sitting in the audience. this is different. this is everything. this is like. breathtaking.)
#Kit’s silly lil AUs#obikin#im imagining this in a gffa setting#the chancellor has been killed by anakin#but way before anyone thinks the chancellor is a bad guy#or corrupt#so it’s like a crime crime#and obi-wan is like no that’s my padawan if he learned how to (checks notes) brutalize a persons skull with a paper weight then#I taught him that#so he confesses and uses their training bond to pull all the details and story from anakins mind#without anyone knowing#anyway of course obi-wan is sentenced and anakin breaks him out and they go live amongst the stars#as fugitives#and it’s pretty easy to convince obi-wan into bed with anakin when they’re both fugitives#like he already gave his freedom up for his padawan#what’s his body compared to that?#what’s his heart?
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Goldie: Be a better person!!
Scrooge: Why?!
Goldie: Because someone in this relationship need to have morals, and it sure as fuck ain’t gonna be me, sweetheart!!
#balance it may not seem important to her#but Goldie wants to be able to outweigh any of her evil by being like#“well my boyfriend is dogooder soo I’m gonna continue to commit this heinous crime”#it’s how she sleeps at night :)#(not really she did evil back when Scrooge was doing and she still slept fine on a much nicer bed than him might she add)#but also#they’re actually such chaos#and that’s why they need each other to be like this#Scrooge has to uphold a relatively moral profile otherwise he can’t get up on his high horse in arguments with Goldie#and he so very loves his high horse#Goldie hates it#however it does mean she can do whatever and it’s ahh Goldie what’s she like#when expectations are lower than low your girl can as she pleases#goldie o'gilt#scrooge mcduck#ducktales#scroldie#incorrect quotes
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gay activities <3
#im obsessed with the implications of this frame with no context lmao#I like to think Zenigata gave Lupin such a good time he passed out immediately afterwards#it’s really cute that Zenigata was gonna have them share this room together. and the bed. bc they’re handcuffed#and were handcuffed the whole evening <3#if you’ve watched 5 min of Lupin you can guess what’s actually happening here lol#luzeni#my caps#Lupin the 3rd: napoleon’s dictionary#I also like thinking about Lupin all up in Zenigata’s space to make this scene possible. how wonderfully intimate <3
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idk if this is a post-amazon-prime or specifically post-covid thing, but i hate how it seems like stores don’t really care about their physical stock anymore because “you can just buy it online”
#mine#i just find online shopping so inconvenient. it’s rarely what you were advertised bc all product pics were photoshopped#but returns are a hassle#i just want some stairs for xyza and everywhere i look they’re like ‘get it delivered by next weekend’ what if i want them asap :/#so she can wander around without needing me to pick her up and help her down off the bed#idk i also find it kind of embarrassing lmao. what if i’m not there to grab it 2 seconds after it’s left by the front door.#now all of china knows you got a packidge
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Bakugou, who gets the most inexplicable amount of rage whenever you call his All Might collectible action figures toys.
#I know I posted somewhere about Bakugou turning his all might figures around before you have sex#but what if he doesn’t and it’s YOU thats creeped out by them#like just 50 all might figures staring at you when you’re completely naked in Bakugou’s bed#and when you’re moving in together and helping each other pack you’re telling him he better get a room for em & not keep them in the bedroom#but also imagine his kids wanting to play with daddy’s toys and you’re laughing#cause you know you have to explain to your children why they’re not allowed to play with daddy’s toys😭😭😭
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Sleeping Shrewdly rated G
Sleeping Beauty is the tale of a beautiful princess woken up from a spell by her true love's kiss. This isn't that.
#babsbles#my fic writing#louigan#louiganweek#louigan week#louiganweek24#louise belcher#logan bush#louise belcher/logan bush#‘hey boss they’re saying we need to write another soft fic? what should we do?’ ‘hmm… put em in a bed’#’you sure? you already wrote like three cuddling fics’ ‘the BED’
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do NOT have a best friend because you WILL be trying to sleep and then they will text you some of the cutest shit on earth and then you will be so busy thinking about it that sleep gets too hard >:(
#my heart is too full of love how am i supposed to sleep like this smh#have i mentioned how much i love my best friend?#because i love them#So#SO SOMUCH#they are actually the person of all time ever#the sweetest thing on the entire planet#im so exhausted been SO busy the past few days#and was SO prepared to sleep#i was like NOTHING cans top me from sleeping when i finally got to go to bed#but i was WRONG#one (1) thing can stop me from sleeping#and it’s being baffled and amazed by how much i love my absolute favorite person in the world😤#they’re crazy best friends should be illegal like what are ghey so nice and perfect and cute for
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All the staging around the championship is so cringey. When we got the pictures early in the day I so wanted to see the photo shooting session because I knew it would have been terrible 🤣
The actual video with them going up and down stairs, staring at each other, walking 10 kilometers before standing next to the trophy has me dying. They’re in their leathers with their helmets, how inconvenient!
Jorge is short as always, and good that they looked away a few moments after, before the sexual tension actually explodes or something.
#motogp#jorge martin#pecco bagnaia#jorge/pecco#pecco/jorge#more or less kidding#a picture like this is nice but they’re doing too much#the fact that they did that now and at the other gp before#just why#why cringe photo shooting#just give us an interview of both of them at the same spot#that’d be way better#(and useful)#we still got things to know about them#like what happened when jorge went to the police after he took sleeping pills#that kind of stuff#how was the bed sharing
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do y’all ever just turn on the shower and sit on the dark alone in the bathroom and bawl your eyes out while playing trees by twenty one pilots in your headphones to try and feel less alone or is that just me
#i have to turn on the shower so no one hears me#while i try to hold back a scream#save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me save me sav#i also realized that i don’t remember what it’s like being comforted when you’re sad#the only time i can ever be alone is when im in the bathroom#and i still have to be very careful that no one needs the bathroom so i wait until everyone is in bed#i didn’t even need to take a shower i just needed an excuse to turn on the shower#so then i actually got a shower and continued sobbing in the shower#now i have to pretend i got soap in my eyes to explain why they’re red#ive just decided that I’ll only show ‘positive’ emotions when im around other people#save everything else for when im alone#twenty one pilots#tyler joseph#josh dun#trees
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idk what gets me abt lovesquare is that. some ‘red string of fate’ stories are so tangled because of external factors. there’s tragedy in a story of lovers forced apart by fate and destiny and a hero’s journey and a villain.
but lsq can have a real rich quality in the identities and the secrets and the self-esteem issues and the “i made these knots in the string myself and im sorry” and the “there wasn’t any other ending than me loving you” and well. you can see that as a positive or negative but at the end of the day. they’re going to love each other. I think that’s a cool story.
and I think there’s so much to explore in if it’s more of a handcuff than a string at points; but truly at the end of the day, the inevitability of it all GETS ME. inevitability.
#also do not come at me about healthy vs unhealthy they’re 14 🤧🤧#I think it’s a beautiful and cool relationship anyway#also sometimes I wonder why I type this but I think if I’m overcome with emotion before bed#it’s best to get it out#Asukies ramble#like what if you looked in a hundred different universes and all it ever pointed to doomed or successful was one person
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