#what then. moron.

[yellowocaballero]

you're insane you're like that one cyberpunk bartender who gives you emotions in drinks you're INSANE how is it not magic if you throw my heart like a yo-yo. what the fuck is just. you're writing words and make me feel things but im not just me i am also the system that is me. my cells are crying their hormone residue or whatever. my cells are living organisms in their own right. you got thirty five trillion cells all going AAAAA your outreach over the living is insane

the title name drop... the classic yellow_caballero dilemma that was sewn into the work from the first chapter... iirc you stated it was mostly based around your inner dialogue at some point right

oh im going to be sick it's time to reread solitaire.

Love how Solitaire is gonna fix you. Somehow. For some reason. Is this because I said that Melanie has the voice closest to my own.

Big fan of this ask, it's evocative. Thank you very much for the vivid mental picture you've painted. I do gotta say that many commenters are like 'this made me feel the most insane emotion of all time', but they don't actually tell me what emotion it is. I don't know what emotion it is. My work is a saltine cracker to me, it evokes no emotion, all I see are words, what emotion is happening right here. One that is apparently so weird that people are reporting back 'sir I'm having an emotion'. ???. Oh well.

I like asking questions! I never thought of my work has having dilemmas, but you're really right. I like presenting a problem/question and showing the character chasing the solution/answer. Oftentimes there's no answer, but that's just life.

Did I say it was based off my inner dialogue? It's possible. I know I definitely said that the question of "how the fuck do I live happily when I'm so fucked up" is something I grappled with a lot in college. I felt very broken. In a way, for a long time I was also seeking perfect and constant happiness, but that search almost ruined my life. I've had to reassess how I saw the world many times, as hopefully everybody does, and at a certain point I had to abandon imposing external judgments and constructs and just start vibing. It's okay if things aren't okay, actually. Do you have any idea how long it took for me to get that.

[autogynecologist]

Thurston's Orange Peel Theory

[hyolks]

does he even have his license ???? idk..

[slavhew]

two guys enter a closet

[isawthismeme]

[hijinxinprogress]

Does the JL know that YJ has just casually been beefing with darkseid??

imagine there’s a all hands on deck battle against darkseid and everyone is there but darkseid points out the nearest yj member (it’s probably Bart) like ‘you!!! You managed to escape with your lives last time but this meeting will be our last’ and for a split second Clark’s so fucking confused bc we haven’t fought in years wtf are you talking about then he hears ‘oh shit, look it’s Doug’ and everyone turns to see Bart nudging Kon going ‘he’s talking to you…damn he must still be mad about the coal’ and kons shoving him back bc ‘you were the one fucking around with his coal, you fucking walnut’ while Cassie’s being scruffed by wonder woman bc they’re trying to avoid being around when the jl finds out and tims having a very intense silent conversation lecture about why tf there’s at least half a dozen yj mission reports that mention an assailant named ‘Doug’ 

then Constantine shows up with Greta and everyone (including darkseid) starts yelling and if you don’t know her Greta seems like the one with the ownership of the braincell in yj (she is not but I guess she looks like it from a distance if you squint) which goes one of two ways:

retired-civilian!greta is giggling and waving excitedly to each member of yj along with hal before she practically tackles each of them in a tight hug while the titans, jl, & jl: dark lose their collective shit bc Constantine brought a tiny civilian dressed in pastel floral prints from head to toe into an active battle with fucking darkseid, a civilian who doesn’t register as a threat in any capacity until she makes eye contact with darkseid and gives him the most disgusted look imaginable “Doug… you look…well.” and then like three jl members have to stop her from leaping at darkseid while Hal’s like ‘no! No no, bad Greta! We don’t fight supervillains with…what is that?? I really fucking hope that’s not a gun…Is-is that fucking silly string?! Greta no we don’t silly string supervillains! We’ve talked about this!’

or

never-retired!/recently-out-of-retirement!greta who does the same thing but when she notices darkseid she rocks his shit in eight seconds flat and starts muttering about ‘that fucking Doug, always ruining my goddamn day’ and Hal is the first one to recover from the shock/confusion but only to tell Greta she’s grounded which gets another irritated ‘fucking doug!’ while Wally and Barry are losing it at Mach 6 while Bart tries to explain himself also at Mach 6, Cassie manages to catch Wally’s exasperated ‘where the fuck did you get Doug from?!’ And responds with ‘Apokolips’ in a tone that means they’re questioning his intelligence which leads to more screaming bc ‘so you knew who he was?? Why didn’t you come to us??’ and they all back up Kon when he claims they told Lex bc that means they have at least 3 hours of freedom while Lex is getting yelled at by the jl (and honestly every cape over 24)

[moonbean117]

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

All the MAGAt trolls on tumblr aren’t even trying to “debate” anymore. They’re just randomly lashing out with vulgar homophobic, sexist, and racist tirades. Imagine if Trump had officially lost. Geez…

🦇💩🍊

[egophiliac]

heeey guess what, I'm obsessed with this idiot flamingo now

[paperglader]

they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

[buckingham-ashtray]

Not Them still haunting me even on my hike.

More than one hundred miles away from home and I am still unable to escape Them. Not even physically.

I can't anymore. THEY WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE.

(watch me lose my absolute shit in the tags💀

[kizzer55555]

Core Gems

So when a ghost becomes injured, they have a last ditch defense where they retreat into their core. And I mean, injured badly where their body is rip apart to the point they can’t hold a solid form anymore. And they basically go into a hibernation state until they are strong enough to form again.

Ellie, Danny, and Dan are all injured in a final battle against the GIW. The organization was destroyed and the ghosts were safe but the halfas ended up being so injured that they reverted to core form and then went to sleep for a bit. When they woke up, they were still weak but at least recovered enough to gain consciousness. And realize…they are in some kind of auction…in the middle of a heist. It appeared that two furries (one in a bat costume and one in a cat costume) were ducking it out. And they…they were a necklace. All three of them had been turned into a necklace with their cores as gems accompanied by sapphires, pearls, and opals. And frankly gorgeous craftsmanship as the metal was crafted around their cores as if to cradle them and the other gems.

Unfortunately, they were too weak to take a form properly, they could still feel the strain on their bodies. But at least they could still communicate through their auras. Then the cat lady punched a hole in the glass container surrounding them and grabbed their necklace.

However, the bat grabbed the other end and it resulted in a sort of tug-a-war. Meanwhile, Danny, Ellie, and Dan were having a back and form commentary on the situation and what they should do. Completely unheard by the other party.

In the corner of their eye, the three halfas finally noticed a third contender. Some kind of clown who was…hold on…holding a gun?! And it was pointed straight at the two fighting furies who had yet to notice him. The ghosts’ protective instincts went into overdrive and they frantically tried to shout, yell, move. Just do something to warn the two but their cries fell on deaf ears. All they succeeded in doing was faintly glow which immediatly caught the attention of the fighting duo. The two turned to look at the strange necklace but right at that moment, the clown fired and a gunshot rang throughout the auction room. Having no other options, Danny and the others poured every ounce of ectoplasm they had to try and phaseshift, making the two furries intangible as the bullets passed right through them, but in their shock, the two jumped away in opposite directions and accidentally ripped the necklace apart. Gems and pearls went flying and the three cores bounced along the ground.

Luckily, the two finally noticed the clown and went to deal with him and his minions who had appeared. Seemingly putting their fight on hold and forming a temporary truce. The three halfas could only watch as the battle finally wound down, ending with the cops barging into the place and arresting the clown and his grunts, the cat managing to escape with half the scattered gems and pearls from the broken necklace along with a few other jewelry pieces (none of their cores though) and the bat leaving through a skylight.

The auction continued and in the end, despite being broken, their necklace seemed to have caught someone’s interest. A man named Bruce Wayne bought up every piece of the shattered jewelry wear. The auctioneers appeared relived that the item managed to sell in the end and gratefully gave it to him.

Bruce had no idea what happened at the auction, but he could have sworn that some of the gems faintly glowed right before he and Selina were shot. If the necklace was some sort of magical item, then he needed to understand exactly what has been brought to Gotham. It was unfortunate that Selena had taken some parts of the necklace but he utilized his vast wealth to make sure all the other parts ended in his possession. Now he would take them back to the mansion for examination.

[felikatze]

i feel like. the more i like and care about something. the less i am capable of watching video essays about it. game i never heard of and don't intend to ever play? sure i'll watch 8hrs discussing it's flaws.

but thing i like? if you think you can point out flaws i'm not already aware of, you are dead wrong. none know better how much my interests suck than me.

and also. if you get one thing wrong about them i'll maul you. with things i like it means i've already seen every single piss on the poor take of it ever, and i'm much more polarized. i got emotional investment. i'm going to start biting people.

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[gaykarstaagforever]

"Yeah well that Chinese AI is only cheaper and better than ours because they're lying about what it can do, and it's based on theft."

The complete lack of techbro self-awareness here is yet more proof that these idiots shouldn't be allowed to have any of the money.

[biancadoes1]

Why do you think so many Lukola shippers have switched to Jakola? Even a (previously liked) blogger on tumblr has jumped to full on Jakola.

Am I missing something?

It's easier to think this way because we can see them hanging out and going to events together.

It's harder for people to grasp the thought that she's with Luke because we don't see her with Luke.

Let me be honest with you all - I'm really getting tired and fed up with people cherry picking the information and taking Nicola's words out of context in this fandom.

I've contemplated shutting this blog down so many times because it's near impossible for people to understand when they are willfully being ignorant and obtuse to what I and other bloggers have been trying to say.

NICOLA HAS STATED THAT SHE WANTS TO KEEP PRIVATE RELATIONSHIPS PRIVATE.

IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH JAKE DUNN AND GOING TO EVENTS WITH JAKE DUNN AND TAKING JAKE DUNN ON WORK TRIPS AND GETTING PICTURED AROUND HIM CONSIDERED PRIVATE TO ANY OF YOU???????

WE DON'T SEE HER WITH LUKE BECAUSE HER RELATIONSHIP WITH LUKE IS WHAT?

PRIVATE.