#what the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[bitlngs]

what the sneef? i'm snorfin' here! stimboard under cut

🌰 -> requested by -> the snorfer.

🐀 -> taglist -> @gravestone-sys @kolektsiakomah )once again. sorry third person)

🍄‍🟫 -> requests -> open !

🪹 -> what the sneef? -> i'm snorfin' here!

I am so sorry everyone who follows this account for the shenanigans of the snorfin qpr (me and chip tuber)

[alligaytorrr-official]

what the sneef? i'm snorfin' here!

what the sneef? i'm snorfin' here!

[morphimus]

thank you so much!!!!!!! I just looked up "what the sneef I'm snorfin here animal" and your tags from a year ago informed me that it was an elephant shrew!!! those are such delightful creatures!!!! you are responsible for bringing so much joy into my life!!!!!!! Thank you thank you thank you!!!!! I love their silly little snouts!!!!

See, it's moments like this that are the real reason why I tag everything!

And yeah elephant shrews rule.

Look at this little freak. It owns.

Elephant shrews (aka sengis) are related to aardvarks, manatees, and of course, elephants. (They aren't especially closely related to true shrews though.)

They belong to the taxonomic clade Afrotheria, which are basically a bunch of mammals that evolved in Africa in the Cretaceous period when it wasn't connected to Eurasia, so they diversified and spread out into lots of different environmental niches.

Presumably a lot of these Afrotherians died out as a result of competition with animals in the same niches from Eurasia when the continents came together, but thankfully we are still left with megafaunal elephants, big ol' sea cows, tiny insectivorous elephant shrews, semi-aquatic giant elephant shrews (potamogalidae), golden moles, and probably my personal favorite: tenrecs which are funny little hedgehoggy mouse-lookin' things that are basically only found in Madagascar.

Like, look at this picture of a lowland streaked tenrec.

It looks like an electric type Pokemon dude.

images yoinked from wikipedia (because I was too lazy to find more interesting or obscure pictures lmao): 1 round-eared elephant shrew 2 lowland streaked tenrec

[funkylittlebats]

Too much sneef

Never! I'm snorfin' here!

[definitely-totally-croatia]

I swear if you

What the sneef? I'm snorfin here!

My notifications are gonna explode

I'm sorry anon but I'm apparently incapable of not reblogging "What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!" 😭

I don't know why, but every time I see that post my brain is like "MUST REBLOG THIS"- 💀⚰️✌️

[ittybittytoasty]

What the snorf? I'm sneefin' here!

[bethdehart]

Just a sniffer taur. Very friend shaped. Love this beast. <3

[ID: A sketch of an anthropomorphic sniffer taur, a sniffer being a mob from Minecraft. They are large with red fur, four arms, six legs, long floppy ears, and a blunt yellow beak. Their taur back is covered in green leaves or leaf-like fur. They are wearing a bucket hat and a pink sweater, and they are holding a bag of seeds in one pair of hands. They are smiling peacefully with eyes closed.]

[sphylor]

I did a little thing :]. Rain is sorfin here and i love him for that

[tychos-huzband]

ermmm what the sneef? i’m snorfin here

[pulim-v]

10000 posts!

I'm going to end up on the news

[drastrochris]

When you hate everything, it's good to have tumblr, so you can remember "what the sneef i'm snorfin here".

[dogin8]

sneef snorfin is Real btw so real many people are saying this

[cryoverkiltmilk]

protect at all costs

[lovingrocksnflowers]

Fuck you @dreg-heap