#snorfing

[concoctionboy]

Okay, look. The "What the sneef I'm snorfin' here" post is funny the first time you see it. It kind of loses its humor value by the 329th time or so.

[teaboot]

Please lord help me, son boy has figured out that I've hidden his treats under my mattress topper and is furiously dragging the blankets from my bed even though he is but 4 bagels large

[virune]

gay vision

[nyxiemeow]

[ghost--bot]

What the sneef? It's my snorfday here!

[uberthemeh]

Elster and Isa adventure: Encounter with a Dog?

[bleaksqueak]

What have i done

[boxheadpaint]

forget about it

[thegreatgeodo]

Can you please stop spamming on your main? For me?

[slushyseals]

Oh grassy hillside, we're really in it now!

[mynameisjag]

Sniff, sniiif, snorf.

Huff.

Sniff, huuufff…snuffle…

Logan gave one last snort at the thing in his hammock, he didn’t put it there, why was it there? It kinda smelled like Wade but mostly like a store, which meant the other man probably just bought it home and tossed it in, but why?

Speaking of the merc, he had just burst into their shared bedroom, spinning dramatically before plopping down on the bed, face grinning up at him, “Do you like my surprise! It made me think of you and I had to get it!”

Good, immediate answers.

He gave the…thing…another glance over, slowly picking it up and slowly turning it around in his hands. It was a toy, it’s fur was soft and a pastel yellow, the stuffing wasn’t too firm, the eyes and nose were stitches instead of the usual plastic…it was a ferret…

“It’s still in the weasel family, so it counts!”, Wade was now stretching around in his bed, trying to find the perfect spot even as his clothes twisted around him, “ugh! Boo, come cuddle with me! It can be a thank you!”

“Hmm,” it was a…thoughtful…gift…fine…he’ll give his partner his thank you cuddles, so turning and seeing grabby hands being made at him made him give a small low chuckle, “fine.”

“Yes! Come to Papi, I need my Wolvie fix for the day!”, more grabby hands followed by a shriek as Logan used his full body weight to flop on top of the man.

-

I like to think Wade got an one bedroom apartment, not because of rent but because he was trying to do the, “there’s only one bed” trope.

Jokes on him, Logan made himself a hammock and curls up in it, it’s his spot in the bedroom.

He still will sleep in Wade’s bed occasionally but the hammocks is his area, he usually sleeps in it when he feels like he is going to have a rough night sleeping or when he just wants to relax.

[official-graveyard-posts]

[myballsitchaurghouchie]

ITCH PLEASE.... GET THE SNEEF AWAY!!!!!!! IF MY MUTUAL FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS ITS GOING TO HARRASS ME WITH SNEEF SNORF 😭

Ouuuughh....

[nyxiemeow]

book worm :3

[soothedcerberus]

[barksbog]

i love the neon tetra